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you were a sick kid if you have countless vivid memories of the Things they kept in waiting rooms

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a northern potoo 👀 for day 8 of birbfest 2025

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Hello. I don’t know whose post this is or where it came from, but before I had a tumblr account I saw an ask post wherein someone asked, “ If skeletons were real, do you think boner would be a slur for them?” I don’t remember the answer from the blogger, but somewhere in the reblogs someone said “I have wonderful news for op regarding the realness of skeletons.” That has probably changed my vocabulary more than any other tumblr post. Love saying “wonderful news for op regarding the realness of x”. One time a roommate was trying to quote it and he just said so happily, “Good news for OP about skeletons?”

i can only find this screenshot of the post in question from r/curatedtumblr. attempting to search for the actual post has brought up only further screenshots and also incorrect quotes blogs. the good news is that you're not hallucinating, the bad news is that this post appears to have been wiped from tumblr itself and/or was never a real post in the first place.

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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

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"I Have No Mouse, and I Must Click": An Artificial Super Intelligence keeps the last 5 humans alive so they can click on ads, like, subscribe, generate engagement, etc.

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devil's sacrement tonight, don't be late

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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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What if we passed small objects back and forth, such as flower petals or an insect, and we were both cedar waxwings

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My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign

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cr 艾姨蔬妃娘娘原创

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I think you can tell a lot about how rigorous and committed someone's belief in a human right is by how quickly they are able to name people who they think could or should have that right taken away.

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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