#the emo frog lover of the valley

[lucy-the-demon]

I cant like anything in a normal way, I have to absolutely obsessed with it

For example:

Another example

I can't fit anymore pictures, but know I'm obsessed with him too...

I'm sorry if it annoys you, it's my autism I'm pretty sure..

[greatestgeckoalive]

Welcome to Stardew Valley! We have six bachelors including:

• Mario’s British cousin

• Sexist, but probably gay, football obsessed jock (NOT British— I mean American football)

• Alcohol dependent but oh look, if I give him enough pizza I can fix him!

• Emo frog lover

• Poet

• SO MUCH HAIR GEL. I bet if you touch it it feels like a rock because of how much he put in. It must take a heap of shampoo to get it all out

[one-upgirl]

I had my best friend @reflection-s-of-stars who has never played Stardew Valley ever rate the bachelors and bachelorettes and this is their ratings. Disclaimer these are their OPINIONS and they are judging based of pictures and small bits of information so if you disagree don’t be an ass.

Haley. 10/10

* they are rating all the women 10/10 out of principal

*almost took a point off because it was enemies to lovers (they dislike this) but gave a point back when I described it as “ew get the fuck away from me I don’t know you to lovers”

*compared them to Pacifica northwest

Abigail. 10/10

*again rating all the bachelorettes 10/10

*likes her vibe

*likes her purple hair

*didn’t have much to say about her

Leah. 11/10

*they like that they are a ginger

*I didn’t have to much to get them on board with her

Maru 12/10

*she is their favorite so far (based)

*women in stem

*cant decide if her hair is red or pink

*loves her vibe

*they think she’s cute

Penny 10/10

*think that she looks nice

*doesn’t care about the fact she wants to be a traditional wife (not in the white supremacist way) it’s her choice

*says that the scene in her 2 heart cutscene was an example of poor writing

Emily 11/10

*blue hair and pronouns

*that was their only note on Emily

Next is the bachelors to which they were a lot more brutal

Harvey originally 5/10 but brought up to 7/10 then to 4/10

*didn’t care that much for him

*gained points due to being an I love my wife gu

*charges to much for hospital fees which brought him down

Elliot -5/10

*does not trust him

*brought up his writing to which they said “writers are assholes man”

*said he looked like a fuck boy

*thinks he looks like a dick

Sam 0/10

*hates his hair so much

*nothing I can say can make them like him

*really hates his goku hair

Alex 3-4/10

*didn’t have a lot to say about him

*finds it cute/funny that if you give George enough leeks he becomes accepting and his homophobia is cured

Sebastian 7-8/10

*said that out of the batchlors he appeared to be the best (not a high bar)

*emo

*likes that he likes frogs and that he feels bad for them during winter

*wants to be his friend

Shane 2-3/10

*hates his fit

*dislikes his hair

*likes that he likes chickens (I think, I forgot to bring that up sorry Shane fans)

[athenagc94]

Chapters: 8/18 Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sebastian/Female Player (Stardew Valley) Characters: Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Haley (Stardew Valley), Sam (Stardew Valley), Gunther (Stardew Valley), Marlon (Stardew Valley), Robin (Stardew Valley), Emily (Stardew Valley) Additional Tags: Family Issues, Treasure Hunting, Marijuana, Drug Use, Action/Adventure, Light Angst, Friendship, Strangers to Lovers, Paranormal, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Sexual Harassment, Hurt/Comfort Summary:

Verona had to be pretty desperate to come all the way out Pelican Town.

Which was true...

She took this as an opportunity to learn more about herself. Who she was deep down after years of acting how others wanted her to. In making this leap, she meets a lot of new people who, like her, are a lot more than they appear.

When she stumbles across a scroll bearing dwarven runes, she makes it her mission to get to the bottom of this mystery. With the help of some friends, and one jaded emo boy with an affinity for cigarettes and frogs, she embarks on a quest of discovery. Not only to find these missing artifacts, but to find herself.

***Also posted on Tumblr and Wattpad

[lucy-the-demon]

Yo, should I marry both Sebastian and Shane in my current modded save or save it for another save..

I may need Jesus.. but that's too bad I'm an atheist!

[athenagc94]

Chapters: 6/18 Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sebastian/Female Player (Stardew Valley) Characters: Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Haley (Stardew Valley), Sam (Stardew Valley), Gunther (Stardew Valley), Marlon (Stardew Valley), Robin (Stardew Valley), Emily (Stardew Valley) Additional Tags: Family Issues, Treasure Hunting, Marijuana, Drug Use, Action/Adventure, Light Angst, Friendship, Strangers to Lovers, Paranormal, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Sexual Harassment, Hurt/Comfort Summary:

Verona had to be pretty desperate to come all the way out Pelican Town.

Which was true...

She took this as an opportunity to learn more about herself. Who she was deep down after years of acting how others wanted her to. In making this leap, she meets a lot of new people who, like her, are a lot more than they appear.

When she stumbles across a scroll bearing dwarven runes, she makes it her mission to get to the bottom of this mystery. With the help of some friends, and one jaded emo boy with an affinity for cigarettes and frogs, she embarks on a quest of discovery. Not only to find these missing artifacts, but to find herself.

***Also posted on Tumblr and Wattpad