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I genuinely wonder what the usa looks like because lisbon is a fucking dirty city. I cannot emphasise how much it smells of piss. there's dog shit everywhere cause nobody in this country will deign to bend over and pick up their dog's shit with their royal fine hands. there's an astounding lack of public bathrooms in lisbon and with the insane rise in tourism cafés are now charging 1⏠even to clients so everyone pisses on the ground. when I do a tour, I take a shortcut which is just a fucking stairwell that I swear to fucking god has not been cleaned in years. that shit is limestone that looks jet black. it reeks of something that at this point i cant even say what anymore. there's trash rolling about the city. tourism is so much, there's many people in the city, it's literally impossible to collect all the trash the city is producing. it's an open air garbage disposal this city. literally every lisboner has been complaining these past couple of years that the city is filthy, it's disgusting, it smells of piss, its full of dog shit, that the portuguese are filthy fucking animals who cannot be clean, that the homeless situation makes it worse because again, homeless means bathroom-less and there's no public bathrooms. I literally have to hold my breath for 10 seconds every day I get off the ferry the smell is so unbearable.
like I cannot highlight enough how dire the situation is
AND YET every week at least one american says to me 'wow lisbon is so clean'
what the fuck is happening over there bro
#I genuinely asked one time like incredibly baffled#are you for real?#they really were like yeah its super clean#we were going down said stairwell#the limestone ones that are jet black from pure filth#the smell of piss in the air#i genuinely dont understand if this is perspective or they mean it or whats happenign#like im being dead honest#lisbon is disgusting#we do not have the man power for the amount of people coming into the city#we do not#entre o medina e o moedas a quem agradecereis mais
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EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES IS R E A L
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#expensive headphones#george salazar#gerard canopener#gerard canonico#bmc#be more chill#my fave show probs#maybe deh though#be more chill made me gay#jard carnanigo#cute#adorable#i love this#HARVEY ITS REAL#this is the only time i will fully accept canon with welcoming arms#e x p e n s i v e h e a d p h o n e s#fear this ship for it is too powerful and not written often enough#and what about jeremy? you may ask#there is a solution to this issue#its called deere#which I also love#but i love boyf riends and meremine and boardwalk boys too#im a multishipper if you havent caught on yet#lots of ppl don't like that coughharveycoughluvududecough#tree porn#i love u treeeee#damn thats a lot of tags#so many tags#wow#im so cool guys
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just found out my bank account is at -$50 âđ»đ€Ș
#i want to scream so loud i have nothing until tuesday and my check already is gonna be short bc of that shooting that happened causing me to#miss two full work days so my check will have 12 less hours on it than normal bc i can almost guarantee you that my boss will not pay us for#the days we had to miss bc of the shooting/shut down like please what the fuck#i am literally dirt fucking poor rn most of mt check is going to the power bill which is fucking $400 and iâll probably only make $500 so#basically i have to go and fling myself into the fucking sun bc i am B R O K E#i donât know what the fuck to do for real like i have payments besides the power bill too like i donât get how iâm supposed to live#i hate being paid biweekly and i hate how cheap and dumb my boss can be about money FUCK#i am so stressed out iâm going to freak out !!!!!!!!
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okay, but on a serious note, as someone with a degree in history, this is a terrifying event. not only is this showing that our leaders and former leaders are not safe from an attack, but this attempt also happened against a former president that may will use this to his advantage. this man, a former REALITY TV STAR, knows how to play a crowd. he knows how to put on a show and manipulate people to be on his side. he already has an insane fan base who has ALREADY incited an insurrection attempt on the very government they CLAIM TO LOVE.
history loves a martyr, and a living martyr can make things worse. whether this was real or staged, it will be treated as real by every single news source that matters unless proven otherwise -- which could end up being proven years down the line. the right are already using this as a reason to vote for trump. I can't scroll through my facebook without people in every single group I'm in discussing this. all press is good press, especially to the right wing where they can spread their propaganda.
this night is going to be in history books. unless the American people come together, and EVERYONE who can vote against trump, votes for Biden (god help us), this night may very well be listed in the reasons fascism came to take hold of the United States.
you can read the reasons why World War I and II happened, and you can see the clear picture as all of those reasons are laid out in front of you.
Not to fear monger, but World War III's causes are already being laid out in front of us clearly, unless we can work together to stop it. Ukraine, Palestine, and many other places are already the places of first conflict. take a look around. read the news from all angles.
Vote. VOTE. V O T E. FUCKING VOTE. Biden is the much lesser of two evils, and it literally hurts to say that the president currently funding a Palestinian genocide is the better option, and the fact that I HAVE to vote for him in order to keep trump out of power is breaking me and everything I am inside. biden is funding it -- yet trump said he would help israel "finish the job"
donate to Palestinians. donate to the people of Ukraine. vote democrat in the 2024 election.
I'm sorry that this is not the most eloquently written tumblr essay, but I am terrified.
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Take A Chance On Me Masterlist
Pairing: Soldier Boy x f!Reader, Reader POV
Summary: When you decided to work with Butcher and his merry band of supe hunters to take down Homelander, you never expected to be saddled with a sullen, grumpy, jerk like Soldier Boy when the job was done. The more youâre around him the more you hate him, but you canât help but wonder, is he really as big a jerk as you think? Reader is a supe with plant powers. This takes place in an AU about a month after the end of The Boys Season 3, in which Butcher has let Soldier Boy continue to work with him on his team. (I'm real bad at summaries, please forgive me!)
Tropes: Enemies to Lovers (Eventual), Little bit of Grumpy vs. Sunshine, Age Difference (Reader is in her 20s), Protective Ben/ Soldier Boy
Spotify Playlist đȘŽ
Chapter 1: Are You Always Like This?
Chapter 2: What A Great Freakin' Way To Start The Day
Chapter 3: Please Remember To Take Your Happy Pills
Chapter 4: You Want to Live Where?
Chapter 5: We Got Us An IKEA Virgin
Chapter 6: Best Friends Forever
Chapter 7: Itâs Not A Date
Chapter 8: It's Still Not A Date
Chapter 9: Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Chapter 10: Brother Dearest
Chapter 11: Itâs Giving Kidnapping?
Chapter 12: Skip The Bagel Next Time
Chapter 13: Taking Out The Trash
Chapter 14: Don't Be A Bundt Cake
Chapter 15: I Don't Know What You Did To Me!
Chapter 16: I Thought I Was In Love Before
Chapter 17: Coming Soon!
{One Shots}
Open Mic Night: When Ben and you go out on a double date with Annie and Hughie, you realize that maybe it was a bad idea.
Little Things: All Soldier Boy wants for Christmas is to find the perfect gift for you and all you want is for your boyfriend to have the best Christmas he has in forty years.
Last Updated: 12/20/2024
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the lords who loved me (series masterlist)
g e n r e : smut, fluff, angst, bridgerton! au, regency au! for certain fics -> friends with benefits! au, opposites attract! au, sunshine x grumpy! au, slow burn! au, forbidden love! au, enemies to lovers! au
s u m m a r y : the diamond club of mayfair is the most notorious, sought-after gentlemen's club in london. every member is a figure of great wealth, class or power, but none have such fame as five dear friends, the eligible lords of the ton. each acclaimed lord has their dreams and desires, concerns and anxieties, but all of them have one aspect in common.
every single one of these gentlemen will find their love matchâwhether they want to or not.
a u t h o r ' s n o t e : this is my first ever series and iâm so so excited to write about bridgerton!! this is something i've been wanting to write since late 2021 :') the storylines are all loosely connected (some more than others) but can still be read separately!! do send an ask/comment if you want to be added to the taglist, and enjoy the journey that's about to come <3
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âWhy learn the complexities of desire all by yourself, when your dearest friend can merely teach you?â
g e n r e : friends with benefits! au, friends to lovers! au, smut, angst, fluff
s u m m a r y : you think you know everything about your best friend, dashing bachelor lord joshua hong. when you stumble upon his suggestive literature from his recent travels, however, reading even an extract is enough to make you question everything. unsure of your newfound feelings, you turn to your confidante, unaware of just how much knowledgeâand experienceâhe has to offer.
c o n t e n t : best friend! joshua, best friend! soonyoung who is the real mvp, references of real erotic literature from the 1700s because this is not an amourcheol fic without historical accuracy mature warnings -> tons of sexual tension, kissing, making out, fingering, oral (f. receiving), unprotected sex, mc experiences crazy overstimulation, corruption kink (!!!), more tba !!
s t a t u s : eligible.
âBecause Wonwoo was a wandering soul, and you were the anchor to his lost creativity.â
g e n r e : writer! au, strangers to lovers! au, opposites attract! au, fluff, angst, smut
s u m m a r y : since his last successful play years ago, lord jeon wonwoo has lost all motivation to write his next masterpiece. hiding himself away in his countryside manor, he expects inspiration to strike. what he does not expect is you, his new spinster neighbour, to storm through his halls, and into his cold, aching heart.
c o n t e n t : writer! wonwoo, landowner! reader, mc is inspired by bathseba everdene from far from the madding crowd, wonwoo has writers block on stereoids, wonwoo is also a class-a loser but itâs okay cause heâs hot, lowkey love triangle with tbz eric, descriptions of real places in england cause historical accuracy once again, this will be Long because i am an advocate of slow burn, there will be angst, mature warnings -> sexual tension, making out, fingering, oral (f. receiving), unprotected sex, body worship, more tba !!
s t a t u s : eligible.
âHow can one be professional with a partner as scandalous as Lord Kwon Soonyoung?â
g e n r e : sunshine x grumpy! au, theatre! au, fluff, smut
s u m m a r y : you never believed yourself to be a particularly brilliant actressâthat is, until lord kwon soonyoung scouts you for his next theatre production. amongst lessons and overwhelming emotions, you find that acting can be particularly difficult with a carefree scoundrelâespecially if you are his next target.
c o n t e n t : theatre actress! reader, entertainer! soonyoung, inspired by the movie the libertine, soonyoung is a certified rake, mc hates (and is horrendously attracted by) it, references to shakespeare and restoration plays, wonwoo being silly, mature warnings -> Sexual Tension, so much Tension, making out, fingering, oral (f. receiving), unprotected sex, edging, soonyoung is such a tease it's crazy, more tba !!
s t a t u s : eligible.
âWhat could go wrong for an unattainable lady to fool around with an untouchable gentleman?â
g e n r e : forbidden love! au, rich x (kinda) poor! au, smut, fluff, angst
s u m m a r y : you were the diamond of this season. beautiful, accomplished, and of noble birth, your future was tied to the man who would be successful enough to attain you. when your eyes catch the newly labelled lord chan at your debutante ball, you decide to let curiosity take the leadâand enjoy the consequences that ensue.
c o n t e n t : new money! chan, old money! reader, reader is kinda arrogant(?), chan will fix her though, cheol will be very annoying this fic, sneaking around, mature warnings -> making out, fingering, oral (f. receiving), unprotected sex, multiple sex scenes through a bridgerton-esque montage, chan is crazy cocky but is also a loser because i believe in chan range, more tba !!
s t a t u s : eligible.
âKeep your lovers close, and your enemies closer. Keep Choi Seungcheol, however, the closest.â
g e n r e : enemies to lovers! au, exes to lovers! au, angst, smut
s u m m a r y : everyone in the ton was aware of your hatred towards choi seungcheol. when the powerful lord discovers a deep secret, however, he vows to humiliate you for his own pleasure. you decide to indulge himâif only to save yourself. what you failed to consider was that dancing with the devil can only end in ruination.
c o n t e n t : rake! seungcheol, lady! reader, these two hate each other cause too many people are pussies when it comes to e2l, seungcheol is insufferable, so is the mc, slowburn which will want to tear your hair out, painstaking angst which will be rewarded, mature warnings -> making out fuelled by intense hatred, fingering, oral (f. receiving), unprotected sex, edging, overstimulation, dirty talk galore, reader is a brat, more tba !!
s t a t u s : eligible.
#seventeen imagines#seventeen smut#seventeen scenarios#seventeen x reader#seungcheol imagines#seungcheol smut#choi seungcheol imagines#choi seungcheol smut#wonwoo imagines#wonwoo smut#jeon wonwoo imagines#jeon wonwoo smut#jeon wonwoo x reader#joshua hong imagines#joshua hong smut#joshua imagines#joshua smut#lee chan imagines#lee chan smut#dino imagines#dino smut#soonyoung imagines#soonyoung smut#hoshi imagines#hoshi smut#svt imagines#svt smut#svt scenarios#choi seungcheol#joshua hong
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Logan Howlett - NSFW Alphabet
character/universe:Â logan howlett/wolverine (x-men/marvel)
warning/s:Â full smut, minor dni.
notes: putting my horny thoughts through writing, enjoy!
A = Aftercare (What theyâre like after sex)
Logan tries his best to take care of you after tiring you with sex. He embraces you and asks you if you need anything before he sleeps beside you.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
Logan loves to grab your ass. Even in public, he can't help but squish and grasp your behind. Logan doesn't care if some of the mutants give him weird looks. Whenever he sees you chatting with another interested man, Logan won't hesitate to grab it.
You love Logan's hands. They're veiny and you worship how they control you. Whenever his hands roam your body, you moan and guide Logan on where to touch you.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Logan has animal instincts so he revels in the sight of you filled and marked with his cum. He'll finish in your mouth, stomach, back, etc. No spot has been missed from Logan's cum.
D = Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
As mentioned in the previous headcanon, Logan has animal instincts. Whenever you're on a mission, he won't hesitate to take some of your underwear and use it to jerk off. Logan has cummed on your bedsheets many times by smelling your scent.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyâre doing?)
Logan's very much experienced with sex. He uses that to his advantage whenever he fucks you.
F = Favorite position
Logan loves fucking you from behind. Doggy style, the chairman, spooning, and the reverse cowgirl. Anything that lets him pound you endlessly. He goes crazy seeing you go crazy with the power he fucks you with. Logan grabs your breasts and massages them in those positions.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious now, humorous? etc.)
Logan doesn't crack a joke or have a laugh whenever he's doing the deed. He only smirks as he teases and fucks you dumb.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Logan is definitely hairy down there. He tries to shave it as he becomes insecure whenever you give him a blowjob. You don't mind but remind Logan to shave it whenever it grows too long.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)
At the beginning of the relationship, Logan's usually quiet and doesn't say anything romantic during sex. As both of you get comfortable, Logan tries his best to tell you some sweet nothings.
J = Jack off (Masturbation)
He does it daily. Whenever you're not around or not in the mood, Logan would resort to jerking off his thoughts. When you tease him throughout the day, Logan won't hesitate to jack off before getting the real thing.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Logan would love to fuck you in the forest or inside a log cabin. His name is literally Wolverine. Logan lets out his animal power as he fucks you until you can only remember his name. He's scared to bring up that kink to you-thinking that you'll be scared of what he wants to do to you.
L = Location (Favorite places to do they do)
Anywhere as long as it's a bit private. Logan is constantly horny and doesn't like to wait to fuck you in the bedroom. He'll find a place and time to do it privately and where someone won't walk on the two of you fucking.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Logan loves it when you display your power and confidence in every mission. It turns him on when you fight and make some snarky remarks when he can shut you up during sex.
N = No (Something they wouldnât do, turn-offs)
Logan won't do anything that would hurt or injure you. Anything that involves choking, blood, and knives is off the table for him.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Logan definitely loves both. He revels in your pleasure as he eats you out. Same when you blow him off. Logan loves seeing your big eyes looking back at him as you suck him off.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He can do it both, but Logan is animalistic. He'll be fast and rough most of the time. At the start of your relationship with him, Logan tries his best not to be sensual during sex. However, Logan experiments with both as he begins to be more comfortable with you.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Logan loves them and that's an understatement. With many missions and tasks assigned to both of you, he needs to let off some steam while focusing on those assignments. Logan won't wait as mentioned before to properly fuck you.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Both of you try to experiment with many kinks and toys, but end up doing the same during sex. But with risks, Logan definitely loves taking them. Whenever he gets jealous about a man who has taken an interest in you, Logan will fuck you until your brain is mush and the man has learned that you're Logan's girl.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
I mean, look at his powers. Logan can heal himself and he has superhuman stamina. One time you told him to fuck you until morning. You lost count of how many rounds when the sun came up. Logan tries to give you some rest when he has fucked you for 3-5 rounds.
T = Toys (Do they own and use toys on a partner or themselves?)
You definitely own some toys to use whenever Logan's out on a mission. He doesn't mind but whenever you use them too much, Logan will always remind you what the real thing feels like.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Both of you love to tease. As mentioned, you would flirt with Logan throughout the day to get him pent up. Of course, to get back at you, Logan teases you whenever he fucks you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Logan isn't very loud but he groans sometimes. You often tell him to let out those noises, but he's embarrassed to let them out. However, when he wants to let the world know you're his, Logan would let those deep groans and moans fill the space.
W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)
Although Logan thinks that superhero costumes should be comfortable, he can't help but think how sexy you would look in a revealing one. He doesn't want you to get hurt, but he wishes that you would wear one in the bedroom or in one of the missions.
X = X-ray (Letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes)
Logan is definitely big and thick. Look for that scene of his deep v-line for proof. The scene in question.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
With the many mentions of Logan's animal instincts, it's no surprise how high his sex drive is.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Logan has superhuman stamina so he would watch you fall asleep first before doing the same.
eudaimaniacs - 2024
#wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you#wolverine smut#wolverine headcanons#wolverine fanfiction#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#logan howlett smut#logan howlett headcanons#logan howlett fanfiction#logan howlett imagine#hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#hugh jackman x you#hugh jackman smut#hugh jackman headcanons#x men#x men fanfiction#x men smut#marvel
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OC/Ship Ask Game: Firsts
We're back with another super-long ask game! Send a number + a character/ship for a description of their "first"... plus a couple questions for the author as well :D
If you reblog, please send asks up and down the chain for reblog courtesy! It's not a requirement but it does make things more fun for everybody đ
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For the Character:
First big aspiration (i.e. what did they want to be when they grew up?)
First time meeting their best friend
First opinion of school as a kid
First time experiencing grief
First time breaking a bone
First time they realized their "calling" in life
First time they experimented with their personal style
First time they took a risk, or the biggest risk they've ever taken
First time living away from home
First time adopting/taking care of a pet
First "big purchase" they ever made on their own
First time leaving their home country
First time being drunk/high
First time facing their fears
First thing they remember feeling proud of
First thing they remembered feeling ashamed of
First favorites - favorite color, animal, movie, etc.
First example of real character growth along their journey
First time they felt rejected by another character
First time they felt accepted/welcomed by another character
First major change in their life, and how they dealt with it
First introduction in their story (share a snippet or description)
First display of their powers or abilities
First major loss/failure in their story
First major success in their story
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For the Ship:
A. First meeting B. First impression of each other C. First physical contact (handshake? hug? something else?) D. First kiss E. First time meeting the other's family F. First date G. First time seeing the other one sick/injured H. First time sharing a bed (non-sexual) I. First time sleeping together (sexual) J. First concert/show/festival they attended together K. First fight L. ....And the first time they had to make up M. First time they introduced the other as their partner N. First road-trip/vacation together O. First double-date with another couple P. First time seeing the other all dressed up Q. First act of non-sexual intimacy (e.g. washing the other's hair, taking a bath together, sharing food) R. First time cooking for the other S. First anniversary + how they celebrated T. First time dancing together U. First pet names/nicknames they give each other V. First time they felt insecure/jealous, and how they worked through it W. First time they realized their relationship is endgame... or isn't X. First major hardship they got through together Y. First time living together Z. First time they said "I love you"
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For the Author:
đŁ - First piece you ever wrote (share a snippet or description)
đ„č - First time describing strong emotions, and how you've improved since then
đŹ - First fandom(s) you wrote for, and if you still write for them
đ - First time writing character death, and how you felt about it
đ€ - Favorite "first meeting" scene you've written between two characters
đ - Favorite "first kiss" scene you've written between two characters
đ„ - First time writing romance/spicy scenes, and how you felt about it
đ - First attempt at worldbuilding, or a notable piece of worldbuilding you're proud of
đ - First genre you wrote for, and if you still write that genre now
đïž - First character you created, or first character you wrote for
đ€© - First big inspiration for writing (an author? a piece of media? a plot idea?)
đ·ïž - First time writing something that scared you, and how it went
đ - Pick a character: first draft of that character + the final version of that character
đłïžâđ - First queer character/story you wrote
đ€ - First nonhuman character you wrote
đȘ¶ - First longform/multi-chapter piece you've written
âïž - First shortform/oneshot you've written
đȘą - First time writing a crossover or gift fic
đ€Ż - First story that gained traction/attention, and how it made you feel
đŠ - First story that really took you outside your comfort zone
đ - Piece you'd recommend as a "first piece" for a new reader to enjoy
âŒïž - Free space! Tell us about a notable "first" in your writing journey!
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Hello!
What tipe of student do you think Harry were? Was he academicaly average? Do you think that any professor had him as favorite student?
Well, we know his O.W.L grades:
(HBP)
And these are great grades. Like, E is Exceeds Expectations because it exceeds expectations, it's beyond what's required.
O.W.Ls loosely mirror irl O-levels that are taken at 16, and N.E.W.Ts loosely mirror A-levels that are taken at 18 (the grading system and the exam system have changed over the years). But, if we look at the grades for the GCSE and O-Levels compared to the O.W.L, I think it would be something like this:
GCSE grades 9 to 4 (A* to C) â Certificate and qualification awarded. At GCSE, considered a 'standard pass', and awards a qualification at Level 2. GCSE grades 3 to 1 (D to G) â Certificate and qualification awarded. At GCSE, awards a qualification at Level 1. U: ungraded/unclassified â no certificate or qualification awarded.
(From Wikipedia + my WW additions)
Since, let's be real, the Wizarding World is using an older standard than the muggle one. Also, this fits the descriptions we get of the grades in the W.O.M.B.A.T.s exams pretty well:
Passing: Outstanding - CONGRATULATIONS! Your exemplary powers of deduction and a formidable knowledge of the inner workings of the magical world reveal you to be a witch or wizard of genuine skill and learning. This first examination has barely tested you. We look forward to challenging you to a further and more difficult examination in due course. Exceeds Expectations - Well done - a most creditable performance! We are impressed by the breadth of your magical knowledge and your level of insight into the wizarding world. We hope that you will attempt our next, and more difficult, examination in due course. Passing: Acceptable - We are pleased to tell you that you have passed your Grade 1 W.O.M.B.A.T. Your knowledge of the workings of the wizarding world demonstrates real magical potential. We hope that you will continue to study further and attempt W.O.M.B.A.T. Grade 2 in due course. Failing: Poor - Alas - we regret to inform you that you have narrowly failed your Grade 1 W.O.M.B.A.T. This may have been due to factors outside your control (eg: poltergeist intervention, examination nerves or a malfunctioning quill.). Please do not disconsolate. Another examination will present itself in due course, should you wish to try again. Dreadful - We are sorry to inform you that you have failed your Grade 1 W.O.M.B.A.T. A little further study of the textbooks is recommended. Should you wish to try again, a grade 2 W.O.M.B.A.T. will present itself in due course. Troll - You would appear either to have abandoned the test due to factors outside your control (eg, earthquake, poltergeist attack), or else you are a troll, in which case you are to be congratulated on being able to use a computer and have achieved the grade of O.F.T. (Outstanding for Trolls).
(Source. If you want to take the W.O.M.B.A.Ts exams, you can here)
The point is that E is a good grade and Harry (and Ron) can get very good grades with little to no study. If they had studied as much as Hermione, they would be O students too.
Like, we see N.E.W.T Potions has only 12 out of the original 40 in the whole year:
When they arrived in the corridor they saw that there were only a dozen people progressing to N.E.W.T. level. Crabbe and Goyle had evidently failed to achieve the required O.W.L. grade, but four Slytherins had made it through, including Malfoy. Four Ravenclaws were there, and one Hufflepuff, Ernie Macmillan, whom Harry liked despite his rather pompous manner.
(HBP)
Only 12 out of 40 get an E or O in Potions (Harry, Ron & Hermione are the only Gryffindors in the class). We know Neville managed an E in Charms but only got an A in Transfiguration. Getting an E is considered hard and not something everyone does. I mean, in DADA, even Hermione didn't get an O! Becouse being "really good" gets an E, you gotta be truly exceptional to get an O.
The "average" student passes 3-5 O.W.Ls (Neville only passed 4 O.W.Ls. Fred and George passed 3 each and it doesn't seem odd to anyone - though in their case it's not because they're average, but because they didn't care about school), good students probably get 6-7 O.W.Ls and very good students get 8-10 O.W.Ls with only extremely talented students passing more than that. And passing doesn't inherently qualify you for N.E.W.T classes. So, Harry (7 O.W.Ls, and he might've passed history with an A if it wasn't for the visions from Voldemort since he didn't even finish the exam) and Ron (7 O.W.Ls) are actually above-average students in terms of grades.
(Some subjects, like Charms, are considered easier than subjects like Potions and Transfiguration, so the percentages there would look a little different)
And his teachers think of him positively for the most part:
âYou see what you expect to see, Severus,â said Dumbledore, without raising his eyes from a copy of Transfiguration Today. âOther teachers report that the boy is modest, likable, and reasonably talented. Personally, I find him an engaging child.â
(DH)
McGonagall has no qualms about Harry wanting to be an auror because she knows he is intelligent:
âYouâd need top grades for that,â said Professor McGonagall, extracting a small, dark leaflet from under the mass on her desk and opening it. âThey ask for a minimum of five N.E.W.T.s, and nothing under âExceeds Expectationsâ grade, I see. Then you would be required to undergo a stringent series of character and aptitude tests at the Auror office. Itâs a difficult career path, Potter; they only take the best. In fact, I donât think anybody has been taken on in the last three years.â [...] âI would also advise Transfiguration, because Aurors frequently need to Transfigure or Untransfigure in their work. And I ought to tell you now, Potter, that I do not accept students into my N.E.W.T. classes unless they have achieved âExceeds Expectationsâ or higher at Ordinary Wizarding Level. Iâd say youâre averaging âAcceptableâ at the moment, so youâll need to put in some good hard work before the exams to stand a chance of continuing. Then you ought to do Charms, always useful, and Potions. Yes, Potter, Potions,â she added, with the merest flicker of a smile. âPoisons and antidotes are essential study for Aurors. And I must tell you that Professor Snape absolutely refuses to take students who get anything other than âOutstandingâ in their O.W.L.s, so ââ
(OotP)
Harry reminds me a lot of my younger brother when he was a high school student honestly (Ron, too, tbh). Because he's really smart, and he could get Os (As) in all his subjects if he felt like it and put it the effort, and McGonagall knows this. The only reason he doesn't get top grades is because he doesn't apply himself, and we see it in the books repeatedly.
We see he does his homework on time, but he usually stays up on the last night to make it, like Ron:
âCome on, weâve got to get this finished some time before dawn,â he said briskly to Harry, pulling Professor Sinistraâs essay back toward him. Hermione was looking at Ron with an odd expression on her face. âOh, give them here,â she said abruptly. âWhat?â said Ron. âGive them to me, Iâll look through them and correct them,â she said. âAre you serious? Ah, Hermione, youâre a lifesaver,â said Ron, âwhat can I â ?â âWhat you can say is, âWe promise weâll never leave our homework this late again,â â she said, holding out both hands for their essays, but she looked slightly amused all the same. âThanks a million, Hermione,â said Harry weakly, passing over his essay and sinking back into his armchair, rubbing his eyes.
(OotP)
And that he doesn't study for exams as much as he could (he usually spends the end of the year at the hospital wing, so, it makes sense). Basically, Harry is really smart and he manages to get passing grades on basically no study at all. That's really impressive. Like, McGonagall, I believe that with just minimal effort he could be an almost all-Os student. And when he does study just a little more (like to the O.W.Ls) he does get higher grades.
But he did read his school books before his first year:
Harry kept to his room, with his new owl for company. He had decided to call her Hedwig, a name he had found in A History of Magic. His school books were very interesting. He lay on his bed reading late into the night, Hedwig swooping in and out of the open window as she pleased.
(PS)
And he entered his first Potions class with the intention of studying properly, he read the books before class in the measly month he had to prepare:
âI donât know, sir.â âThought you wouldnât open a book before coming, eh, Potter?â Harry forced himself to keep looking straight into those cold eyes. He had looked through his books at the Dursleysâ, but did Snape expect him to remember everything in One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi?
(PS)
So, I think, in canon, since Harry has so much else going on (mysteries and misadventures) and Ron is a bad influence on his studies (I love Ron, but he is a bad influence on Harry's studies), he waits with most of his assignments to the last moment and doesn't study as much as he could. But he does make them and except for Potions with Snape, he gets decent grades for them. If he had more free time without a mystery to solve, we'd probably see him doing homework earlier and maybe putting in more effort. But even with close to minimal effort (which is what he does), he is a student with good grades who most teachers clearly see as smart and capable.
Edit becouse I forgot to mention it: we see Harry apply himself to studying potions in HBP when he spends hours deciphering the Prince's notes, and lo and behold, when Harry takes time to study he becomes an O student at the top of the class in his supposedly "worst subject". Just goes to show it's all about effort for him because he has the brain and talent.
Harry is the student that if Hogwarts had parent-teacher conferences (and Harry had parents), McGonagall would be all like: "He is bright and has potential if he only applied himself".
And that sentence is Harry as a student in a nutshell.
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So, with the new legends there's a neat way we can take a guess at some of the time frame. Although it's largely aesthetic and hard to gauge the intended historical parallels of, the not-Eiffel Tower at the center of the city could presumably have been completed in the late 1880s like the real thing. Interestingly that places it pretty concurrent to the construction of the Hokkaido Government building in the 1870s that served as the basis of the Galaxy Team HQ in the first Legends game.
But with the keywords being "urban redevelopment" the setting could only possibly be Haussman's renovation of Paris that took place from the 1850s-1920s. So given that the tower is already standing, that places Legends Z-A between 1889 and 1927.
And I doubt it would play into the setting of a Pokemon game but I think it's neat that it would mean taking place firmly in the 3rd French Republic, as that's not typically the most romanticized period of French history. (Kind of shocking given just how much Japanese pop culture loves to fixate on the Ancien Regime and Rococco architecture.) It's right at the height of the French Colonial empire and their rivalry with the British... Even if they don't address the history directly, certainly not the darker bits, I wonder if we'll see an ancestor of Rose* and some mention of Kalos and Galar's relation as a hint at the Pokemon world's equivalent of India. (Elephant, what elephant...)
*put a pin in that... Well come back to Rose later...
Also I know a lot of the stupid "leaks" that were just running with any/every rumor they could find had been talking about Celebi, despite there being no signs of it in the direct, but it's possible that the Z-A title and the fadethru of the sort of sci-fi looking city diagram into a pencil and parchment one is indicating going back in time --backwards, from Z to A, end to start.
and just so long as I'm just picking at edges of things...
The unknown are an anagram of, "POKEMON PRESENTS"(oh and the SOEYUE one at the end is just "SEE YOU") and the ""confidential"" stamp on the documents likely reads "Gokuhi" as in gokuhi[æ„”ç§]: "Top Secret," but the rest of the text doesn't seem to match either Japanese, French, or English,
Hito to POKEMON no kyouzon o yumemite[äșșăš ăă±ăąăłăźć
±ćă怹èŠăŠ]: "Dreaming of people and Pokemon's coexistence" Toshisaikaibatsu hassou MIARE CITY[éœćžćéçșçșæłăăąăŹă·ăăŁ]: "Urban Redevelopment Concept Miare City"
The obvious exception being that redacted text is clearly the romanized MIARE from the Japanese MIARE[ăăąăŹ] and the English CITY, which is the Japanese name for what was localized as "Lumiose."
Curiously the word "Pokemon" is very clearly missing from the passage, and also in both cases there are too few "Galarian" characters for how long the phrases are in any actual language.
and finally, given some of the existing examples of handwritten Galarian in SwSh, I'm guessing the text on the big logo is as i've transcribed into the more standard Galar font, although I'm really uncertain about that second one, and a bit iffy about the big "X"s, but the little cyclone O, the V with the underbar, and the E seem certain enough.
Also there's a logo I know I remember seeing that looks like this one but I can't remember where it is or what it's associated with.... It's the logo on the Macro Cosmos power plant. Not Rose's personal logo with the stylized rose, and not the Cosmos business logo with the big star system orbital ring Cs, but the power plant in Hammerlock where you go to fight Eternatus specifically.
It would be really neat if whatever this organization is was tied back to an ancestor of Rose and Peony and the origins of Macro Cosmos somehow.
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trouble's coming for you
a 'partners in crime' installment - luke castellan x dionysus!reader
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summary: (established relationship) suggestive banter lol The one where Percy meets his two favorite counselors at Camp Half-Blood. Also known as the three times Percy is completely oblivious about you two, plus the time he learns what L-O-V-E looks like for two teen demigods. (Luke Castellan x fem!Dionysus!reader)
a/n: PERCY POV!!! maybe the real enemy was the blue balls Luke got from a clueless 12-year-old. youâre gonna tell me you wouldnât overthrow the gods too? scream at me in the comments and feel free to reblog :)
(posted 2/29/24, edited!!! i think!!! four hours of sleep later and a big kiss to @hotchfiles miss lari as always for inspo mwah)
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Whatâs in a name?
One of the last defining memories Percy Jackson had with his mother before arriving at Camp Half-Blood was her reminder that names have power. Heâs held fast to that belief, treading carefully with his words in this unfamiliar place that heâs supposed to call home so soon after losing his own.
Being the new kid for the hundredth time in his life means that heâs accustomed to change, much less introducing himself as Percy Jackson, whatever that means at this pointâbut then becoming known simply as the kid who causes trouble. What then, is he supposed to do, when his first friend at camp introduces him to a girl who embodies the name trouble?Â
To Luke, through Percyâs actions, it seems as if heâs trying to reclaim a crown that currently belongs to the beloved head counselor of Camp Half-Blood.
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The dining pavilion is filled with mouth-watering scents and the sound of chattering campers to the point that itâs a bit overstimulating if he thinks too hard about it. Mr. Brunnâer, Chiron told him to take it easy after the events from yesterday, but he feels a bit tough on luck after making Luke run circles around camp trying to find what heâs good at.
âIs there a Greek god of disappointment? Maybe someone should ask if heâs missing a kid,â Percy says glumly, pushing the mac and cheese around on his plate. Luke sighs, letting the boy to his right speak.
âOizys,â Chris mumbles through full cheeks before he cocks his head at the 12-year-old, âbut sheâs a goddess, and her whole thing isnât really disappointment, itâs more like failure.â
Luke looks to Chris with a half smile before looking back at the kid and saying, âWeâre gonna find the thing youâre good at. I know it.â He looks like heâs going to say something else before something, or someone catches his attention and itâs almost like the older boy is transfixed, eyes shining with mischief or something deeper that Percyâs young brain couldnât comprehend just yet.Â
âAnd here comes troubleâŠâ Luke says with a smirk, eyes following your figure until your feet take you to their table. The sandy-haired boy twists around, expecting to see a goddess of some sort until he sees you, violet eyes and a lilt of something sinisterâgiving off the energy of someone who holds power but also likes to fuck with it. You cross your arms over your chest, gaze floating over the three boys and at the tip of your chin, Luke takes his plate off the table, prompting you to hop up and slide onto the smooth surface in front of him.Â
âYou look like someone kicked your puppy, so you must be the new kid. Peter, right?â
A snort of laughter comes from behind your slouched form, Luke partially concealed but body obviously shaking with amusement as he looks at you.
âHe might just turn out to be a puppy kicker one day,â the son of Hermes jokes, âMeet Percy Jackson.â
âThatâs notâŠâ
You sigh at Lukeâs idea of a joke, face incredulous as you lean over and conjure strawberries onto Percyâs plate. Heâd never seen anything like that before, someone so casual about their abilities, but he didnât have much of a reference past yesterday. This camp keeps surprising him in ways heâs never imagined possible.
âHeard D gave you a hard time earlier, sorry about himâIâd blame it on withdrawals but heâs just an asshole,â you offer with a smile and a handshake as you introduce yourself, watching the boyâs eyes widen with wonder.
âItâs not your faultâŠIâm used to being the new kid.â
Eyebrows furrowing at his tone, you lean in closer, voice turning serious. Youâre a lot like Mr. D in the sense that itâs easy for you to poke at the kids who come through here for a reaction to make sure theyâre okay mentally. When they donât react is usually the call for help.
âWell, new kid, if anyone gives you a problem here at camp, you let me know. Even if itâs these two hooligans, or if itâs my dad.â
âYouâre talking to our lovely head counselor, Percy. She calls the shots around here,â Chris chimes in jest. But only one part of your sentence sticks in his mind as he whips his head up from munching on a berry.Â
âHeâs your dad?â
âYeah, unfortunately,â you giggle, âand though youâre sweet and I would love to have you as a sibling, he kind of has a rule on having too many kids at once, unlike other gods.â
âA rule heâs already broken,â Luke drones, hand fidgeting with the black bandana tied around your thigh, âbut who knows? If Percy ends up to be one of you, wellâŠmay the gods have mercy on us all.â
A deadpan stare is directed at the scarred boy, and you swipe at his curls like a feral cat, making him wince and laugh all the same as he bats you away.
âTough shit, 11. Do you know how many hellions inhibit your cabin? Your dad inflicts agony on me personally every time another one of your siblings walks past the boundaries.â
The petty squabble is interrupted by the chime of the bell over your heads, but you two are still in a world of your own. It reminds Percy of the time he watched two subway rats fight over a pizza slice on the 6 trainâhe didnât really know who to root for then either. Chris sighs and gets up, nudging Luke to follow, which he does begrudgingly as he claps his large hand on your leg. You hiss.
âOur turn!â Luke says with a hint of sarcasm.Â
âOur turn for what?â
âBurnt offerings,â you explain as you chomp on a strawberry, âthe gods like the smell, so it gets their attention before you say a prayer.â You notice Percy stay in his seat, which makes a smile pull at your lips, âThink youâre off the hook for today though, bud. Or you can be just like me.â
âDonât give him any ideas, Trouble. Iâll throw in a few for Hestia.â Luke chews at his lip as he leans over you to grab a few berries off of Percyâs plate to toss into the fire for you.Â
âYou donât pray?â
âIâm not really the religious type. Iâve got what I need,â you concede, leaning back on your palms as you watch the son of Hermes stand for a few extra seconds at the hearth. âBesides, my godrent is right over there, and Luke worries enough for me. Itâs more his thing,â you say with a lazy smile. The campers filing out of the dining hall wave at you and you enthusiastically greet everyone with dancing fingers. He doesnât think heâs ever met anyone thatâŠhappy to be on the job, but things work differently around here, so he doesnât think much of your upbeat attitude.
âEat up. Some of that strength has to go to you. Gonna need it.â You say ruffling Percyâs hair, and when Luke comes back, he tugs at the shoelaces of your boots until you kick his hands away. You both share a smile like people do a secret, even here in the open air.
âDo they like the smell of burnt mac and cheese?â Percy says curiously, eating another spoonful of the meal. His head hurts at another thing to consider in this brand-new world heâs walked into.
âThey like the smell of begging,â Luke grins, and you laugh like a firework going off, making Percyâs lips pull up into a smile.
âIâm not much of a beggar though, if you ask me.â
The son of Hermes hums at you like he wants to say otherwise, and you slap his chest as you suck air through your teeth. Beneath the wood top of the table and with Percy being none the wiser, your fingers intertwine with Lukeâs like itâs second nature.Â
âYou burn what youâll miss the most. Then they know you really mean what youâre about to say, so they listen.âÂ
Luke takes a breath after explaining how things work for the nth time to the kid, knowing Percyâs quite persistent about making his dad notice him. He remembers being jaded tooâstriving to be the best for a lick of his dadâs attention and all of his efforts were done in vain. Even though the kidâs arrival at camp was a bit unexpected, Luke doesnât mind showing him around.Â
Hopefully, less work on your end means that he can spend more time with you once this is over withâ but by the looks of how the day is going so far, heâs not so sure. He hopes his offerings reach the gods and they grant him extra patience for his good deeds. Watching you laugh at something Percy says as you all walk out of the dining pavilion, Luke wonders if you know that every offering he burns for the goddess of the hearth and home is so that sheâll protect you.
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âLights out in 10 minutes, cabin 11! Everyone ready for bed?â
The sound of your voice jolts Percy awake from his post-dinner nap and he blinks slowly until he sees you walking towards him with extra blankets and pillows in your grasp. The other campers were kind of stand-offish, and after praying to his mom he was overwhelmed with the feeling of missing her, so much so that it drained the rest of his energy.
âLong day, huh bud?â
Drowsy with sleep, for a moment, Percy forgets where he isâthe unfamiliar walls of the cabin making him shift with unease as he rubs at his eyes. The blurry version of you makes his chest go warm and for a second, itâs likeâ
âMom?â
He blinks again, his pale face turning red when he realizes his slip-up. Percyâs shoulders drop when he hears giggles from somewhere in the big cabin and you reach out to smooth his hair away from his face with a gentle smile.
âDonât worry about it. Everyone who first comes to 11 gets nightmares. For some of them, they donât leave,â you mutter. Percy notices your eyes flicker over to Lukeâs bed, where heâs zipping up his hoodie and chatting with one of his half-siblings. Cabin 11 is finally quieting down for the nightâchildren scrambling into their bunks, doing nighttime routines, and having quiet conversations. Itâs all so weird, this being everyoneâs normal.
âYouâre not alone though. Saw you earlier, outside. I still pray to my mom sometimes. She's quite the listener,â you say with a sad twinkle in your eye. The kid sniffs as you hand him the pillows and blankets, finally meeting your gaze.
âDid your momâŠâ Die too? The words feel like lead in his throat, feeling heavy as he swallows it down. He doesnât want to cry in front of the pretty counselor, much less speak the truth, because if he says it out loud, it means his mom dying must have been real. Also, youâve seen him sit in the dark of the forest burning blue jelly beans like a freak. What he didnât know is that you pride yourself on being one. It takes one to know one, after all.
âYeah. Makes for one hell of an origin story, but I found my place here, and people who care. I know you will too, when youâre reaââ Your words trail off when you see Luke walk past the both of you with a cool expression before he nods towards the door, and you squeeze Percyâs shoulder before getting up.
âNight guys! Itâs getting late so weâll have to do a story next time, okay?â You walk down the aisle patting heads and tucking in smaller campers, and he hears you whack the younger Stoll brother when he teasingly says, âItâs not fair that Luke gets a bedtime story and we donâtâŠâ
âConnor, enough. Iâve lost count of how many times youâve woken up and called me mom, so save it for tomorrow, chuckles.â He must have been the one laughing earlier.
âEveryone say goodnight Trouble!â Luke calls out with a coy expression, making you roll your eyes as you flick the light off to a symphony of jeers. Itâs finally quiet as Percy is propped up against some pillows that smell like raspberries and soft cotton before he realizes he has to pee.Â
But Chris said harpies hunt kids after curfew⊠he thinks.
In a moment of sheer panic, Percy looks around in the darkness of the cabin before the sound of your cackling pierces through the dim light from the outside. He hops up from the makeshift cot and tugs his shoes back on, slowly creeping past the long row of bunks to not disturb other campers before he gets to the door. Your head turns quickly to the intrusion as you spring away from Luke, stubbing a cigarette underneath the wood panel out of sight when Percy steps through the doorway.Â
âSorry, I need to use the bathroom,â he says sheepishly as Luke nods, scratching his neck and leaning a far distance away from you. Under the low burning lamps, Percy notices Lukeâs cheeks redden and he wonders if he is interrupting something, but the urge to go increases as he steps between you two.
âRight. Iâll walk you to yours?â Luke blurts in one breath. With a wordless smile on your lips, you nod before Percy purposely interrupts this time.
âI can walk her, itâs on the way to the bathrooms, right?â
If only this poor kid knew he was being the cockblock of the century.
âYeah, Percyâs got me. The harpies wonât like you missing curfew, Castellan,â you tease, stepping around him with a shit-eating grin. Your hair almost floats in the gentle breeze, and Luke rolls his eyes.
âStay out of trouble. I mean it," he sighs, before shoving you off the porch, and you laugh at the irony of his words. Looking back at Luke, Percy noticed his eyes were on you like he wanted to live in your skin, which was equal parts disgusting and confusing to the 12-year-old. His steps double in pace as you both walk down the path and a brief side glance at your stifled smile quickly makes the kid wonder if youâd let him.
Pushing the sleeves of Lukeâs hoodie past your elbows, you wave at Percyâs rushing figure as he almost bolts to the bathroom and you lean against the doorway of your empty cabin. You turn the light on and look across the way to see your boyfriend still leaning against his door, so you flip him off. Of course, he takes that as his cue to saunter over.
But then the loud clanging sound of pipes bursting reaches both of your ears and toilet water floods the dirt near the back end of your cabin.Â
So close.
âIâm gonna go check on Annie to see if sheâs still on duty. Tough luck, babe,â you giggle, pressing a kiss to his cheek before walking in the direction that Percy went, sending the son of Hermes to drag his feet towards your cabin, alone (he didnât expect to fall asleep propped over your covers waiting up for you, but a lot happened in that damn bathroom).
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âHey, today feel like a winning kind of day to you?â Annabeth smirks at the son of Hermes. Next to them, Percy feels a hand clap him on the shoulder and all three of them turn to see you donning red.
âDidnât you three hear the conch? Wouldnât want you to fall behind,â you say with a grin as Luke steps up to you and whistles lowly.
âDidnât know you were playing today. Itâs a shame you look that good in red.â
Annabeth fake gags as she crosses her arms to say, âYouâre also currently on enemy territory if you havenât noticed.â
âOh, you wound me. Iâm not a threat. Percy, I obviously donât have the flag, right?â
He nods a bit dumbly, still worried about the mechanics of the game and the part he has to play for the blue team, but no one else seems to share his concerns.
âAnyways, sorry Iâm not on your team, Perce. The Ares kids snatched me up as soon as my name was on the roster, so I came to wish you all luck.â
âThis better not be a diversion tactic, Trouble,â Luke simpers, playfully tugging at your staff, which you use for leverage to step up onto a rock to meet him at eye level.
âNah. You know I like the competition, angelface,â you whisper, almost daring him to do something.
âBite me, Trouble.â
Thereâs a fire in his eyes youâd love to stoke, but nowâs not the time or place. You canât help but indulge thoughâthe both of you enjoy the reactions you can pull from each other.
âYouâd like it too much.â
âAlright now,â Annabeth groans, calling your name, rolling her eyes as she pulls at Lukeâs arm, âGotta remember heâs your enemy!âÂ
âIâM TRYING!â You laugh, shaking your head and walking back towards your team as you shoot them a fake salute. It all happens too quickly as Percyâs unable to catch the spitfire words between the two of you, thinking further about how he might get maimed during this game (which in the grand scheme of things, he almost does. Thanks Clarisse).
âThose two are hopeless! Walk faster, sunshineâwe lost too much time watching whatever that was.â Percy stumbles along the forest path as he follows Annabeth, the both of them leaving Luke smirking to himself as he follows the rest of their team.Â
Hours later, at Clarisseâs muddy feet and holding her broken spear, Percy hears cheering in the distance as he watches the blue team led by Luke waving the red flag in one hand and your legs supported by his other. Youâre in a firemanâs hold across his shoulders and everyone watches as the son of Hermes spins you around like a Tilt-a-Whirl until the sound of your shrieks is audible from the shoreline.
He sets you down gently, dominant hand still around your waist as he snickers, âGot my win and my girl. Must be time to celebrate.â You laugh at his absurdity, pulling his helmet off and wiping the sweat off his forehead with your bandana.
âYouâre always going to be a loser in my eyes.âÂ
Slapping the plush of your hip, the sound echoes in the airâsuddenly quiet as you gasp. But youâre not looking at Luke anymore, but rather the gleaming trident above Percyâs head as itâs revealed heâs a Forbidden Child. His jaw tightens at the sight, and there are a lot of emotions running through him, remembering Thalia and knowing that his plans will have to be altered once more because of Percy Jackson. You squeeze his hand before walking away from him to follow your dad and Chiron to the Big House, shooting him a nervous glance.
Damn.
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The boys have been sparring for hours, and just as you think Percyâs getting the hang of it, Luke thrusts forward with an energy no one should have towards a 12-year-old. Although a bit concerning, he does have a lot to catch up on how to fight like a demigod before his quest in a few days.
âTake a break or else youâll be crawling away from camp by the end of the week,â you joke, handing Percy and Luke bottles of cold water. Your boyfriend takes big gulps before pouring the rest over his head, leaving you gaping and a little hot under his stare as he nudges your chin and winks.
âYouâre doing that on purpose!â
Luke shrugs slyly, and the both of you watch Percy catch his breath. He leans over your shoulder, the tone of his voice sultry as it tickles your ear, âWhatâs in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.âÂ
You bite your lip, before bursting with laughterâwhich isnât exactly the reaction he thought youâd have. Maybe he shouldâve finished reading the sonnet before falling asleep, but you always take too long with your nighttime skincare routine.
âThat doesnât mean what you think it means, but youâre cute for trying,â you coo, leaning closer so that your cheek touches his. Lukeâs whole face is warm from exertion and now embarrassment, but he smiles nonetheless at the proximity. He canât believe he still misses you, even when youâre skin-to-skin like this.
âThat stanzaâŠIsnât it about names being meaningless?â Percy says between gasps of air before he pours the rest of the water bottle over his head like Luke did. Heâs looking up at the both of you as he leans against a tree, instantly feeling more rejuvenated.
You jerk up from your seated position on the large rocks, excited to talk about Shakespeare, and Luke almost pouts at the loss of your attention.
âYeah! Good job, bud. I forget you went to a hoity-toity charter school,â you say tongue-in-cheek, before turning back to your boy.
âSo Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, and, for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself. Youâre gonna have to interpret that one yourself, angelface.âÂ
âTrust I have no fucking clue but you sound really hot when you talk dirty to me,â Luke says with a shrug. Percy laughs at that, before finally bringing up the question thatâs been on his mind since Luke introduced you to him.
âWhy do you call her Trouble? She seems okay to me.â
âThanks,â you say dryly, but the older boy leans on his arm with a lovestruck expression as he gazes at you. OhâŠPercy thinks, brain feeling freshly washed. How did he miss that?
âShe used to get in trouble a lot,â he says, before you elbow him hard, âI mean, we used to get in trouble, sheâd always drag me into it.â
âYou always offered! Donât twist the fucking story,â you shriek, and the boys laugh at your exasperation.
âYeah anyways, sheâd always find me. Still does, my partner in crime. Trouble always comes for me,â Luke murmurs, waggling his eyebrows and intertwining your fingers together. Your jaw drops and cheeks flush and Percy thinks he understands better now, but gets confused again with what you do next.
You almost slap the goddamn scar off that boyâs face.
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It is a terrible thing to be so open: it is as if my heart put on a face and walked into the world. -Sylvia Plath
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Little things the Raccoon and Friends Squad do for a New Kid!Reader during and after a battle.
Raccoon:
â Shares food with you mid-battle, even his beloved honey-soaked sopapilla. He's pretty selfish on the field (as with everything else), so he doesn't share with anyone else. Expect the rest of the team to get pissy he's not sharing with them.
"Fatass, Captain Diabetes is literally collapsing, give him some fucking food!"
â Checks on you first after the battle, trying not to seem like he cares too much, but he's even willing to 'shed' his claws off for a moment because it's next to inpossible to bandage you up with them.
"The fuck?" He snaps, struggling to open up a band-aid pack with his sharp digits. "Fuckin' shitty Terrance and Phillip band-aids, these Canadians don't know anything about battle, New Kid."
Captain Diabetes:
â Stays right by your side, often in front of you. Most of his attacks are head-on, and he can take quite a few kid. Sweet Scott is more than willing to take a few hits for one of the few members of the franchise who are kind to him.
"Not to fear, new kid! No hits to tough for the power of diabetes!"
â Always asks for you to 'sidekick' for him. He loved being by your side when Cartman first had you partner up with him after joining the franchise. His desire to have a sidekick is a mix of it making him feel like a real, respected member of the franchise, and a slight fear if you hang out with the others, you'll realize he's kinda lame in comparison to guys like Raccoon, or heaven forbid you switch teams and meet Mysterion.
"New Kid, hey! Listen, if Raccoon assigns us partners today, will you be mine? I've even got some super snacks for us to share!"
Human Kite:
â Kite's always willing to provide aerial support, or pick you up to help you avoid an enemies attack. This of course pisses of Raccoon, who just gets laughed at when he takes a hit.
"Ey! Kite, you fucking traitor jew, save me! I'm the fucking leader!"
"Shut up, I couldn't lift your fatass if I wanted to! Hop on my back, New Kid."
"Ey!"
â He's got a bunch of little home remedies his mom gives him when he goes out to 'play', and even some packed food. After a battle, he's more than happy to plop down on the curb with you and laugh at Cartman crying post-battle.
"My mom made her special stew if you want some, it's cold as balls out here..."
Mosquito:
â To be honest, Mosquito can't do a whole lot to help himself, much less you, but he's gonna try and show off, just for you. Whether it means flying in and draining some enemy blood, or even taking a hit to the head because he's too busy flexing his barely visible arm muscles.
"Check it out, New Kid! I'm getting pretty ripped, bzz bzz!" He immediately gets clocked by an enemy, but please don't make fun of him crying đ„
â After battle, he's in charge of hydration, so he'll go around and hand out water bottles, and 'blood' for himself, which you've come to realize is kool-aid powder in sprite. He'll give you your water bottle, and hope you won't poke fun at his streaky tear marks and wobbling lip.
"H-heres a bottle, drink up for... for strength, bzz bzzzzzz." He's outright sobbing now.
Fastpass:
â Fastpass makes sure to crack extra jokes when you're hanging around, throwing away his respect for comedic timing to slip in a one-liner after every. Single. Hit.
"C-consider t-t-this ass-kicking e-expedited!"
"Did someone o-order t-this fist with s-s-same day delivery?"
â Fastpass is pretty much ready to take off after a successful fight, especially if it's the end of his patrol. Hop on his back, and he'll take you somewhere cooler than this storage facility you just whipped Prof. Chaos's ass in.
"L-lets go! I've g-got a coupon for City Wok, and I've got some post fight mu-mu-munchies!"
Super Craig:
â He's not really enthusiastic during battle, so if you get injured or knocked out, then he'll step in and fuck up the opposition. Otherwise, he's more than willing to ditch mid-battle and go doing something more interesting.
"This fucking sucks, new kid. Let's go get a slushy."
â He knows fighting can be pretty stressful from when he used to battle alongside Tweek, before the whole Freedom Pals incident, so he's happy to take you back to his house to distress with him and Stripe.
"Don't worry, Stripe. Me and the New Kid really showed those assholes not to mess with Raccoon and Friends. Now, give him a carrot new kid, he makes this real funny squeak..."
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" Welcome back to Night Raven College's 'Ghostly Gossip'! The school's unofficial main online source for the latest news, articles and trending topics circulating around campus! "
" Who's next on the line? Yes, THE Vil Shoenheit. Someone roll out the red carpet! "
Navigation:
R. Rosehearts - T. Clover - C. Diamond - A. Trappola - D. Spade - L. Kingscholar - R. Bucchi - J. Howl - A. Ashengrotto - J. Leech - F. Leech - K. Al Asim - J. Viper - V. Schoenheit - R. Hunt - E. Felmier - I. Shroud - O. Shroud - M. Draconia - L. Vanrouge - S. Zigvolt - Silver
Design notes:
oooooh my god I'm so happy I finally got to draw the super tall monster high heels on someone!! Vil was by far, the character I had the most references saved for. I gotta say, the main inspiration to me was actually Vil's overblot form, probably my favorite design in game, mixing a bit of the religious references it had, I thought of a fallen angel for his scare-itage! I almost went with vampire, inspired on Elissabat's character, but I want to avoid as much as possible repeating the types of creatures the twst cast will be in this AU, and the vampire idea is reserved for a very obvious someone else from diasomnia!
The cons of having too many visual references and inspirations is that it's so difficult to choose only one outfit for the final version. I searched a lot of inspiration in drag, and the ones that clicked with my idea the most were some stuff Pabllo Vittar and Gottmik wore (I'm obssessed with them, you have no idea), if you squint you can see I loosely based Vil's makeup look on Gottmik's lol
There's also the two different patterns I made for Vil's dress. Neither of them were what I originally had in mind, turns out stained glass art is pretty difficult to replicate, but for now I judge these two look decent enough? I struggled to choose only one of them to put on the official character sheet, and I just went with the one on the right because it took longer for me to draw it đ you can consider both of them "canon" I guess? I don't think I have a preference between the two
Lore-wise I don't have any really relevant or detailed notes. Vil's personality and backstory pretty much remains the same, I think it fits in this universe as well. I could add to the story that the real reason he doesn't use his wings is because angels lose parts of their supernatural powers once they are cast out of heaven, but Vil prefers not to admit it. Also I think it would be fun if their actual angel form was one of those otherworldly cool burning wheels while this one is baisically just a cloak, for practicality, you know?
bonus doodle because I was in a good mood when I drew this:
#.the ghostly gossip#someone on twt said biblically accurate Vil and i like it i think it's funny#twst#my art#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#fanart#vil schoenheit#pomefiore#twst au#monster high#monster high fanart
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Therapy enjoyers need to take their own advice and practice some mindfulness and distress tolerance every time an insane person is talking about their own shit. Yall love ur acronyms so let's call this the KILL YOURSELF skill
[K]IND: what KIND of statement is being made? Is it a vent, personal narrative, informative, analysis, shitpost?
[I]NTROSPECTION: why does the statement bother you? Is your reaction actually proportional to what's being said?
[L]ESSON: What do you think this person might have learned about psychiatry that you haven't experienced?
[L]ENIANCE: what axies of socioeconomic privilege might be impacting how the psychiatric establishment treats you as opposed to other patients?
[Y]OUR OWN SHIT: What in your past or present makes you defensive of psychiatry? How might that compare in terms of intensity and impact to the experience being implied or described?
[O]PPRESSION: is this person, perhaps, talking about a form of oppression they experience and are attempting to resist?
[U]SEFULNESS: why do you think this statement is useful for the person making it? How might it be helpful to people different than you, such as people who might feel alone in their negative experiences with psychiatry? In contrast, what use does talking shit provide you or others?
[R]ELEVANCE: be real. Does this statement have anything to do with you, at all?
[S]YSTEMIC: how might this statement challenge authority? With governments funding psychiatric programs and courts ordering psychiatric treatment, where does the actual balance of power lie?
[E]FFECT: Is this statement actually hurting you? Does it, or what it proposes, stand to benefit other people? Could it even be beneficial to YOU in some way? Be creative! Doctors don't actually make the medications they prescribe; if you didn't have a psychiatrist prescribing you Adderall, you could be a lot freer to take the dosage you want when you want it!
[L]EAVE IT ALONE: there are lots of other cool posts on the internet and fun conversations to have.
[F]RAGILITY: are you asking other people to sacrifice their interests for your comfort or periceved sense of safety?
If you get through the whole skill and still wanna add some asinine shit: go ahead and KILL YOURSELF!
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Much holds Ranma and Akane back from confessing (even if on some level They Know) but I like how the cheerleading arc spells things out in a way Ranma is somewhat "comfortable" with (making it a challenge and concealing Akane's identity as knowing it's her makes him Combust).
It all starts with Akane's team losing a volleyball match because of the opposing team's cheerleader (Akane's been through considerably worse so I doubt that would have knocked her out, but I like that Ranma will not let her get hurt in any way shape or form on his watch).
Losing like this makes Akane cry out of frustration. Ranma doesnât know how to comfort her (too many feelings) but seeing Akaneâs feelings being hurt is something he canât let slide. He only knows how to deal with things as fights/challenges... so he turns this into one
The cheerleader "falls for Kuno" (she's too desperate for romance lol) and so she challenges Ranma for him. Ranma doesn't have a single fuck to give until he clocks her as the girl who made Akane cry. this frames their match as one about love (L-O-V-E, if you will)
The cheerleader is doing it all for Kuno, but Ranma is always doing it for Akane. She's the only reason he takes the challenge, but he keeps this to himself, so on the surface, it seems like both "are fighting over Kuno" (sidenote: what the fuck is Kunoâs problem lmfaooo)
Establishing that "to cheer is to love (the one you're cheering for)" but putting Kuno in the middle makes Ranma have zero chance of winning, until Akane figures out it's about her. that a match about love has Ranma fighting for Akane's sake is an obvious declaration of his love
Just like how Ranma can't let Akane's feelings being hurt slide, Akane can't watch Ranma struggle/about to lose without trying to do anything to help him. her joining a match about love is also an obvious declaration of her love. Ranma fights for her sake, Akane has his back
On the surface, giving Ranma an unknown figure he can pretend to love is safe precisely because "there are no feelings attached." But it could be said that making that figure Akane, and having them fight together, makes it a celebration of their love... without the pressure of acknowledging it as such.
To cheer is to love, and while Ranma doesn't get this (refuses to perhaps) it's repetitively stated that you can't fake this stuff. He's correct that they are evenly matched, but unbeknownst to him, it is only because that guy is Akane. It's the only reason they win!
Sidenote: Kuno has given Ranma trouble so itâs notable that when Akaneâs identity is separated from her roles as love interest/"normal" girl meant to contrast with the circus, she gets a bit of shine/praise usually reserved for male challengers. Kuno is fighting pissed and for real.
Nothing outside of Ranmaâs real fights with other guys are âconsistentâ or taken seriously so I wouldnât either. Weâre told Akane is slow but she moved so fast here she fucking teleported with a new fit. (Not a manga for the power scaling hoes, Iâll tell you that much)
(If the plot needs it Akane will get it done. If it wants a Romantic Rescue, she wonât) (Note how the tone is different when Ranma fights as a girl. The challenges are deranged, exploratory, and very unserious â I mean, even more than usual. If it's a True Shonen Fight being a girl is a handicap. It is what it is)
âRanma fights for her sake, Akane has his back,â seems like traditional male/female roles, so itâs interesting to see a reversal. Iâd say doing so is saying that Ranma and Akane are equals. Theyâll also do/push whatever mold/obstacle needs to be pushed for the other.
These panels really spell out how this arc is meant to "celebrate their love" (without pressure/shaking the status quo plot-wise at that moment). It encapsulates something we see whenever shit hits the fan, potentiated in the final arc: Ranma and Akane make a great team (the Power of Love etc)
Even if Ranma doesn't know that's Akane yet, their usually dynamic is still there, making it feel more authentic
(should have probably been obvious this is Akane at this point lol)
Something that really stands out to me too is that a match explicitly about love has Ranma teaming up with Akane in girl form. Look at Akane's reaction to a girl Ranma embracing her and saying they're in love.
While Akane "sheds her skin" to fight "as a girl" in the final stages, they still do the "romantic rescue" with Ranma as a girl, and the romance of it all is acknowledged as such. Akane revealing her identity also gives weight that "to cheer is to love" for all present
They even do a repeat of the "Ranma throws an 'I love you' to win a match and the gag is he said it to the person he's actually in love with, proceeds to freak out" with girl Ranma for good measure (they do this with him as a boy in the Nabiki as a fianceé arc)
It's not the first time we see romantic tension between them when Ranma is a girl. When she thinks girl Ranma is going to kiss her "we're both girls" is tied with "people are watching (public judgment)" ... Akane Tendo I know what you are
Just look at these reactions. At her excited little face when she hears "Ranma confesses he loves her." She's not any less excited because Ranma is a girl when she hears the confession... it's saying that Akane accepts Ranma just as he is (I know what you are Akane Tendo!!)
Miss cheerleader accepts her defeat because she acknowledges that the teamwork she witnesses between Ranma and Akane as romantic love (and at no point questions that those two are girls. Cheers to that)
At this point, I think Ranma likely knows on some level that heâs in love with her (as opposed to just liking her/finding her cute) (the specific way he denies it being a giveaway too lol) Heâs just not ready to admit it and for others to know it.
The vulnerability of others knowing heâs extremely down bad for Akane goes against the manly strength heâs been taught and he doesnât know how to deal with all the emotions (thanks Genma I guess). And Akane awakens too much.
Also, the arranged marriage means pressure as it makes the stakes of admitting his feelings so much higher... the noisy classmates also add to it, as it means Ranma never has the privacy he needs to process his feelings for her. If he has none at home or a school, where would he?
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Dating requests of bunnymund and pitch black (separately) where theyâre dating the guardian of love?
A/N: i feel this is utter garbo, but i hope it's still good enough to post đđđ
NOTICE (7/10/24) : NO LONGER WRITING FOR ROTG
Word Count:430 Warnings: none i think
Headcanons E. Aster Bunnymund and Pitch Black with a Guardian of Love! S/O
Bunny:
Bunnymund is fantastic to date!
As the Guardians of Hope and Love, you compliment each other very well. You take care of and respect each other more than anyone else on earth.
He's still tough and agile on the outside but when the two of you are able to get some peace and quiet, he's a gentle giant who just wants to cuddle.
He'd definitely be the one to call you cheesy but sweet nicknames (i.e. lovebug, cutie, muffin and of course, the ever so classic darling.)
He adores you and would do almost anything you asked if it would make you him happy, and the same applies for you.
You would both be fiercely protective of each other too. If either of you has any little inkling that the other maybe in trouble, you're rushing off to find each other.
There are times when he thinks that you may have used your powers on him to make him love you, but when he sees the look of true affection your eyes, he knows what you have together is real.
Bunny would joke that you're his own personal Cupid sent straight from the Man in the Moon and tells you he wouldn't trade you for anything.
Pitch:
Pitch is a rather reserved man. All dark corners and silent contemplation but that changes once you enter the picture.
You bring the perfect amount of color and liveliness into his monotone world.
He doesn't understand how someone could be so different from him yet be the perfect match for him. Pitch loves you more than he thought possible for someone like himself.
And while he's still bitter about his place in the world, he's less so truly angry about it with you by his side.
He will still get mad at the way humans and the other guardians have treated him, but he could never find it in himself to be angry at you.
He really tries to be a better person but if anything bad were to ever happen to you, he'd burn the entire world to the ground to take revenge.
Pitch may not always verbally express it, but its clear that he loves you just by the way he behaves around you.
Around others, he's stiff and stoic but when he's alone with you, his entire demeanor visibly softens and relaxes.
Whenever you're alone, he will secretly relish in any bit of physical affection you might give him. He was so lonely for such a long time but you changed his life simply by being there for him.
#rise of the guardians#rise of the guardians imagine#bunnymund x reader#pitch black x reader#headcanon
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