#the duality of woman 😌

[danthropologie]

What did Christian say?

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[slowlydifferentbluebird]

How would ive members try to impress their crush reader?

Oh, it seems like Dive are starting to come to this blog👀 Well, I won't complain if I receive something to work with 😌 Obviously for Leeseo, the relationship must be intended like between two siblings

How would IVE try to impress their crush reader?

Gaeul

This girl would go in beast mode on the stage if you're in the crowd. Like, she's already a really good dancer and rapper, but knowing that you're there, she would perform at the 200% of her ability. Even her members, that are aware of her skills, were kinda surprised of her stage presence that day. Judging your stunned face down the stage, she knew she had success.

Yujin

Yujin is the definition of a successful young woman. She's the leader of Ive, she's part of a famous variety show and has a lot of schedules. So, how would she impress you? Well, being able to find time to spend with you despite her being so busy. It doesn't matter how many things she did in a single day and how tired she is, at the end of the day you already know that she will ask you to meet you for a cute date.

Rei

What really impressed you was the duality of this girl. A fierce and sassy rapper on the stage, but once she was done and she was with you, she was the softest Little bean. Her way to speak, to touch you, even to smile melt your heart every single time. If she takes your hands and, looking at you with her round big eyes, she says "Wanna have a walk with me?", would you be able to say no?

Wonyoung

Another successful young woman impressing you with her attentions. You heard a lot of bad rumours about her, before actually meeting her. But since the first encounter, you immediately understood that everything people say is absolutely false. She cares about you and she listen carefully to everything you say, even the silliest things. Once you joked about wanting to eat to a Michelin awarded restaurant...well, guess where did she take you at the next date?

Liz

Once you were really down, like, nothing were going as planned and your mood was on the ground, maybe even under. Liz was heartbroken at seeing her crush so sad, so she acted following her instinct: she softly placed your head on her lap and started to sing a sweet melody to make you relax. You were touched by her kind actions, it was the first time someone did something so magical for you.

Leeseo

The maknae looked at you as an older sibling and she tried to copy everything you do and the way you speak because she admired you that much. You were basically her role model, so you really tried hard to teach her and help her. You were so proud and impressed when even in front of a loud hater, she kept her composure and even offered him a smile and a selfie. The hater was too stunned to speak.

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I hope you liked it, Anon ❤️

Zazá

[tubbypeddle]

Another lovely matchup trade with miss @lady-of-endless for parts 3 and 6!!

i can't, i'm so obsessed with matchup trades ❤

(author's note: ever since we did that first one, i've had an itch to do another one, and now I finally have the chance!! creds to gif owners for gifs <3 also I apologize if it isn't the best, i'll come back to edit it in the morning if i don't like it, its 4 am 💀)

Hmmm, again with the choices! The Stardust Crusaders are such a rowdy bunch, they definitely need someone a little more level-headed like you.

From part 3, your lucky fella is...

Mohammed Avdol!!

given your circumstances, and why you've even joined the group, you perhaps don't get your movie date until way later (you were definitely their only healer). but it's okay, because he makes it up to you after Dio's been defeated. with a nice home movie date at his place. he even sets up a small dinner for the two of you, too.

as a man of his sort of Pagan(ish) religion, he believes in zodiac signs. not in that "white girl" way, where they dictate every aspect of someone's personality. He is a Libra, the sign of balance, and you are a Gemini, the sign of duality. The contrasting nature of your signs will bring about the perfect balance, ironically enough. And you are two Air signs at that. His perfect match, if you were to ask him.

he so appreciates your appreciation for deeper connections. he's a very spiritual man, and deep, intimate connections are what he lives for. To the point where you two can do that thing. y'know, the thing. communicating without speaking. through glances, or hums, or even little trinkets left around a shared space.

He also very much appreciated that you also want to listen to him. He's kinda...settled into the role that the Crusaders nudged him into, even if none of them realized it. He was the level head, he was who they went to when they need information and advice. He's very happy that he can just exist with you without having to worry about you.

You'll just listen to his grievances, even offer comfort or advice yourself when it's needed.

That being said, he learns to know when you don't feel very good yourself. when you don't feel like being a person in society, so to speak. and that's when he'll just let you lay with him

and he's more than patient enough to listen to your thoughts for hours. in fact, it's one of his favorite things to do with you. he'll just listen to you talk and talk, probably while he's braiding your hair or while the two of you are cooking together.

while he's not one to care much for fashion, he does enjoy yours. Long skirts, blouses, long coats. He does also like how the two of you kinda contrast each other, while still having a similar enough color palette. As he says, you're the silver to his gold.

he's a little more hot-headed than people usually expect, and you're the perfect person to cool him down. He's not so hot-headed in the sense that he's reckless, or angry all the time. More so, he's temperamental, and quick to rush to your aid. you two often find yourself butting heads about who can protect who more, mostly because he feels like it's his responsibility to protect you as his partner. it's the old fashioned chivalry in him.

the first time he saw you switch to your firmer side was a little bit of a turn on for him, admittedly. You shut down the situation effortlessly, and you looked hot doing it. (haha hot. get it?) he loves your no nonsense attitude.

Honorable mentions!! Jean-Pierre Polnareff he finds you absolutely charming, like his perfect other half, but alas. His dear friend got to you first. He's not one to home wreck. Hol Horse! there's nothing he loves more than a woman who can kick his ass into next Tuesday. such a shame he didn't find you first.

And oops! a little leap in time!

Now it's 2012, and you find yourself in Green Dolphin Prison! it's like a little dating sim, how exciting.

now which of the lucky candidates find themselves as your partner?

hmm... 😌

Weather Report!!

you lookin' for loyalty? he's loyalty.

he doesn't bother arguing with you about who's more protective, because he's willing to let you believe whatever you want. Because he knows. You may be fiercely protective, but he would literally kill a man for you. Die for you. Live for you. He would do absolutely anything for you.

He knows of your tendency to overwork yourself, and is a master at gently pushing you in the right direction to taking care of yourself.

God, he is the master of gentleness. His every move is quiet, literally. If he doesn't have to be loud, he won't be, not that he minds noisiness. It's the perfect opportunity for you to spend time with him, lay your medicine facts on him! He loves to listen.

He's definitely not averse to touch either, if the way he's so easy to casually lean close to someone is any indication. With others, he won't touch them when he leans close to them like that. Too hesitant to actually touch them.

But with you, he doesn't hesitate. His hands are on you in any way he can have them on you, but not in the ways you'd think.

Where normal boyfriends like touching their girlfriend's waists, or ass, or have an arm around her shoulders, or his hand in hers, Weather is different.

He'll nudge you in the direction he wants to go by the back of your neck, like you're a kitten. When the two of you are just cuddling, he'll hold your hands, sure, but he's picking at your nails to make sure your hands are clean. He hooks his chin over your shoulder when the two of you are standing together, in the same way a normal boyfriend would have their arm around their girlfriend's waist.

He's a little freak, and honestly, you kinda dig it. (I mean, who wouldn't?)

And you always smell good, which is something he loves. Sometimes he'll use Weather Report the Stand to waft the smell of you towards him when the two of you are apart. As a nice reminder of his newfound home.

He appreciates your ability to keep yourself in check if you get a little too angry. He feels like it compliments his own very well.

and he LOVES your style. you look so elegant and mature, it's something he also adores about you, just like everything else about you. you can really do no wrong in his eyes.

Honorable mentions!! Jotaro Kujo you remind him of everything he fought to protect when he defeated Dio back in 89, every good thing the world has to offer. You are sweetness and serenity, and he does not deserve you.

I love matchup trades so much, you don't UNDERSTANDDDDDD

well, lady endless probably does

[fixedfour]

"This is the result of a choice which easily reflects an exalted Jupiter." When you explain it like that... chills. Kendrick's father and Top Dawg's connection... wow

yesss! don't get me started, i will NOT shut up about DAMN. or Kendrick Lamar!!

Kendrick's music is such a beautiful extension of his horoscope.

His consistent references to God, death, sins, cleansing those sins -- it's all there in his chart. He has Ketu in Virgo in the 12th house, Venus in Taurus in the 8th. Jupiter in Aries in the 7th. This is not only the chart of someone deep in spirituality, but someone who reaches true depth and understanding in his own path/enlightenment.

and Kendrick has a sidereal Aquarius moon, in Purva Bhadrapada. (in his 5th house, swoon!) This explains why Kendrick has not shied away from religious imagery or lyrics! Purva Bhadrapada is ruled by Bhrihaspati, Jupiter. And in this album he really confronts the concept of this nak.

And omg, his Gemini placements!!

Kendrick is what I affectionately call a hard Gemini, because he's a Gemini sun in both tropical and sidereal systems. (a Mrigashira sun!!) He actually has a stellium in Gemini! Sun, Mercury, and Mars. And this Gemini theme is beautifully apparent in DAMN. Even down to the album art for both versions!

imo, it perfectly encapsulates that theme of duality present in Gemini and in the album-- is it wickedness? is it weakness?

Gemini is the sign where discord is born-- it's the story of Adam and Eve being kicked out of the garden of Eden, and the birth of the first murder (Cain and Abel, siblings!). So Gemini is where the split from God happens. The first version of DAMN. is the story of a man walking towards God, where the second version is the ‘story’ of a man walking away from Him. (but still finding Him at the end, with the blind woman.)

ugh, and the genius of how he incorporated reversals. it's all so nuanced. His storytelling skills just shine. Ugh, it’s the nature of Mercury!! 💚

and Kendrick is actually going through a nodal return right now! Rahu and Ketu are transiting the same signs as his, (he has Rahu in Uttara Bhadrapada, Ketu in Hasta). I knew 2024 would be an important year for him due to this, and he has NOT disappointed.😌

[manny-jacinto]

i’ve been annoying aurore all day with that but…… i cannot believe that the actress who played the sweet naive innocent girl from dash & lily had the biggest lesbians vibes in the sex lives of college girls. i am shook

[buffymilkovich]

tagged by @celestialmickey (our benevolent picrew overlord 🔮) plus some absolute bbys @milkovichy @7x10mickey @mickeymilkovichenthusiast @squidyyy23 @shameless-notashamed @tellmegoodbye @xninetiestrendx @mmmichyyy @sluttymickey to do picrew one and two ✨ youre all so cute i will scream on this bus

the duality of woman 😌

i think everyone’s done this because AGAIN i was sleeping 🥲 BUT tagging some equally baby babes @squirrelfund @milligar @gallavichsbitch (omg mills i figured it out) @lethargicmick @xgoldendays @heymrspatel @howlinchickhowl @vintagelacerosette @rereadanon and if you’ve done this/can’t be fucked then this is just me giving you a big hug 🫂 🥺♥️

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

The duality of woman. Wanting to slap Harry over the head with a newspaper like Edna Mode while also wanting to give him head 😌😌😌 a-wo-men.

slapping him with a newspaper isn’t enough you need to drop an anvil on him <3

[touyasdoll]

I think irl you’re very sweet but could and would absolutely put me in my place and like.. pls.. 👉👈 mommy? I’m sorry, mommy? 😶

yes 😌 the duality of woman. I’ll feed ya after tho <3

tell me what you think I’m like irl

[empyreanwritings]

ah I guess I didn't think about it like that for her! That actually makes alot of sense haha!

brat is spoiled and selfish and a little mean BUT she isn't heartless 😌 it's the duality of woman that we love to see

[satans-knitwear]

I love seeing a cute post about Anakin as a kid and then your phat booty straight after

My own butt is always on my mind, baby anakin is always in my heart. This is the duality of woman. 😌✨

[serpenteve]

duality of woman 😌

u guys are analyzing plot? i thought we were all just objectifying men together :(

[huh-i-guess]

I say I do not want kids and yet I have a list of names laid out for my children in my notes app that I have been updating for over 3 years now. Oh the duality of woman😌

[touyasdoll]

pain and uwu

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the duality of woman 😌 I am a firm believer is following up pain with fluff. it's like watching a comfort show after a scary movie, ya gotta do it.

thank you, bby! <3

what kind of fanfic writer do you think I am?

[encrucijada]

Fae Velásquez Ramírez is polyamorous is about the best character development she's had since her creation and i am happy for my girl 😌

midget sized redhead. who gets picked up by her boyfriends and girlfriends like she weighs nothing. the duality of a woman is threatening to bite someoneone's head off when she's unable to word her feelings... but also being an absolute baby and getting carried everywhere.

the beauty of Coughing Roses is that all ships are canon because everyone is in love with everyone and you bet your ass Fae is going to kiss every single person she can