#the doot saga

[squeebuss]

You go to play ULTRAKILL. You are trying to relax. When loading into the first V2 fight you decide to change the order of your weapons. You stop. This cannot be right. In front of you, the terminal lists only: doot doot. You run in horror. Jumping through the window above the 3 skull pedestals. But as V2 enters the fight, there is a mighty and loud doot. there is no escape

are we writing fucking fanfiction now??

[whyoneartheven]

Doot doot

this doot doot has been sitting in my inbox for 11 hours and I couldn’t bring myself to delete it

[the-ourple-ouppy]

I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS.

sweet

[not-enough-homestuck-upinthis]

Doot doot

[lady-ofmischief]

doot doot

I love you 😂

[thekeeperofbalance]

welcome to the celestial sphere.

hi, i'm the keeper of balance! i go by lark, lee, or leo!-

most of this will either be shitposting, rambles, or me talking about various things i think about, but also will include analyses, and things about my writing!

PREWARNING: the things i think about can get dark and touch on heavy topics. i will try to label everything appropriately, but i might (will, most likely) miss things; please tell me if i do. also, i swear a lot; if you're uncomfortable with that, i would advise you not to interact with my blog. i am also not very active on social media and there can be long periods between when i post either because a) i forgot i had a social media account, or b) i am currently extremely busy-

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standards: nothing nsfw (i am NOT comfortable with any of that, other than violence or gore). no transphobia, homophobia, aphobia, racism, or general bigotry. i will block you. otherwise, feel free to chat (whether anonymously or not, it's allowed) or interact, generally!

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tags under the cut!

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tags.

#the keeper warns. | any posts that cover triggering stuff will have this tag first, also, for anything of extreme, serious importance

#the keeper speaks. | for when i need my followers to notice something, but it isn't a warning/something urgent

#the keeper rambles. | for all my rambles!

#the keeper writes. | for posts relating to my writing

#the keeper analyses. | for any analysing i do!

#the keeper contemplates. | for the posts relating to my thoughts, a warning though, this tag will include most of the darker topics this blog will cover, if i talk about it

#the keeper answers. | for any asks i get! (if i get them! other than the doot doot one)

#the keeper prophesises. | for when i discuss my psychic abilities (no literally)

#the keeper weaves. | for when i discuss my fantasy world

#the keeper notices. | for when i reblog stuff!

#the keeper revists. | my self-rb tag

#the keeper's universes. | gen tag for any worldbuilding i do for my stories

#the unending weave. | for my fantasy world, and its lore

#homes; the places we've hoped for. | for my riordanverse au, where magnus chase is older, and this changes everything

#homes tetralogy. | alt tag for homes; the places we've hoped for.

#in the gardens we grow of starlight. | for my rottmnt fan iteration, where the winding of the universe within our unending weave changes the past, the present, and the future irrevocably

#the gardens saga. | alt tag for in the gardens we grow of starlight.

#this hope rising like sparks. | for my crossover between the unending weave and tales of arcadia, specifically wizards, where a lark is born centuries in the past and makes a very important friend

#hope rises x-over. | alt tag for this hope rising like sparks.

#from wander to; of blessed isles.. | for my harry potter au (fuck jkr), where there is a third side to this old war, and ancient lore and new history all around

#blessed isles cycle. | alt tag for from wander to; of blessed isles.

also, all of these will be in the tags for easy access-

[bigenderteruki]

I need more zls on tha dash if u post zls please interact

[dootsworld]

“Rodia Raventear: On the Horizon” by DOOT

Inspired by the recent GW2 living world release “The Icebrood Saga,” my norn, Rodia Raventear looks toward the distant horizon, knowing where her wild hunt will lead.

While I know her attire may put some people off, I generally think of norn as wearing fur, capes, cloaks, etc... until such a hunt begins.  I imagine them shedding the covering and pouncing into the fray, or to stalk their prey.  I imagine the thrill of the hunt and the adrenaline it provides warms their core.  Or maybe I just like showing off her tats :P 

[bewarethechickens]

the doot doot WORKED! i didn’t get one, but TWO doot doots! My faith in humanity has been restored. 

thanks @headphone-cat​ and anon! doot doot to you too.

here’s the doot doot post if any of you want a doot doot in your inbox too. 

[just-a-rand0m-anon]

what is this

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[squeebuss]

what if i dropped lore in doot doots

.... who are you.

what lore

[the-ourple-ouppy]

doot doot

:3

[caitielou-askew]

DOOT NOOT MOTHE RFU-

Aha! I knew I had a doot noot ask sitting in here somewhere. And lookie here, another:

@randomcat1832 I want you both to know someone named Doot Noot has been commenting on FINAGLC the last couple of days and it’s just hilarious to me. WE’VE COME FULL CIRCLE, PEOPLE.

[terrania]

DOOT DOOT! SURPRISE ATTACK BY THE SKELETONS! RATTLE 'ER BOYS!

OH SHIT PAUSE THE BREAD SAGA THE SKELETON APPEARS

I'm behind my wizard couch preparing a fireball spell. those skurletons will regret coming into my wizard tower mid ideological argument

[pens-swords-stuff]

doot doot

In response to this ask.

Okay I know what doot doot means. I’m not that out of touch.

And so the saga continues to continue....

[oh-atlas]

If your D&D characters were to themselves play D&D, which classes would they pick?

thank you for the question!!! doing this with my currently “playing” npcs and pcs

ALPHEIA (sorcerer)— She would definently be a cleric or druid. She wants to work with physical components, herbs, etc to heal her friends. Support would work well for her. 

AMARA (barbarian) — She would probably want to play paladin. Tank, heal and protect. It’s essentially whatshe’s trying to do in canon, just without faith of god.

AMELIA (cleric) — Amelia hates being a cleric. She would 100% play a barbarian and just want to dish out as much fucking damage and mayhem as she could 

HALE (classless/god vessel) — I think he’d have a fun time with a bard tbh. “doot doot i play the flute” really does fit his personality. 

KENNA (barbarian) — probably a forge domain cleric. she’d think it’d be super cool to just play a character that was super into forging swords. 

ROWAN (ranger/wizard) — S O R C E R E R. The COOLEST thing to her is having innate magic, she wants to have that effortless power. She’d bes ort of pissed that she can’t just go stab things without geing super squishy, so might take a level in fighter or two. 

SAGA (wizard) — she’d play a cleric to make fun of the church.

ZOË (rogue/sorcerer) — zoë would just probably basically play herself, a sorcerer and swashbuckler because it’s easy to think of what her character would do.