#the dongfish

[tehamelie]

Reminder:

[official-penis-posts]

Official The Horngus of a Dongfish is Attached by a Scungle to a Kind of Dillsack (the Nutte Sac) Post

[shutupandplayasong]

Sometimes I think about that fic I read where instead it of being labeled "tomark" it was labeled "delongus"

[ohmyplasticstars]

I have this little creature species I made I like to call Ancilla and uh

They're little parasitic human like creatures that live inside other animals and use them like snail shells

The way they're born is when two ancilla breed they make one very premature baby and then they grab some near by pregnant animal

Usually keeping one before hand, or finding one randomly if they're inexperienced at making kids, or making that animal pregnant by mating it to another animal

And then they take the pregnant animal and shove their premature fetus into it's womb

And the two fetuses will fuse and make one creature

They can basically use any animal as their host,

Bird, bugs, animals, fish, HUMANS

And they always poke out through the mouth, but if there's not enough room for the torso they'll remove the head to make more room and they usually reflect the features of whatever animal they inhabit

So I made some sacabambaspis ancilla

And a dongfish one

They're not very big insize, they'rearound half as big as whatever animal they inhabit

So these little guys and real little guys fr

Anyway time to make them gay or something

CREATURE YAOI BEAM NYOOOM

[callie-bunnie]

[toothpaste-for-the-skin]

Oc-tober day 11 lol:

The title of this was originally supposed to be smth like “The Birth of Hoover” as a funny thing but I don’t think this had enough effort to make that joke 💀

[optimisticabomination]

wait, i knew the image was fake, but no one was gonna tell me it was on the wikipedia page for Aristotle??

[azurine-cryptid]

everyso often i think of the dongfish and its dillsack

[italianarsonist]

Every once in a while, I remembered this image exists

[millionmovieproject]

[gorillahaut]

[ravenleii]

I’m convinced tumblr wrote this pfish’s description and you absolutely cannot prove me otherwise.

[homosexualisopod]

thoughts?

You tryna horngus on my dongfish til I nutte (sac)

[dombjomb]

You’ve caught a dongfish !!

[awful-amateur]

FUCK YOU /lhj

Hey guess what tictac

W h a t? 🙃🥳

[epprbcu]

Dongfish

you know what? screw you get fact-checked. thans to snopes.com

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