#the divorcees are fighting! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Shenanigans as usual (ft. y/n concept art hehehe)
Plus I’m naming that buoy Carl and you can’t stop me-
(Not another quote I stole from The Click) But at least we admire the old man’s fancy (but deadly) gauntlet claws
There was originally one more entry, but screw it my boy!
#this is tugs#lunarfeat's art#Sirens of the Crimson Sea#yandere tugs#y/n#tugs humanized#tugs captain zero#un oh unknown sona cameo (don’t worry they’ll give you a hug :3)#tugs top hat#tugs ten cents#Christ I made top hat look feral#tugs captain star#the divorcees are fighting! Fight! Fight! Fight!#well they’re not married just a couple who broke up many years ago
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veiled zhou zishu
#word of honor#zhang zhehan#zhou zishu#rowan gifs#����💜💜#userbon#tusermona#baek1nho#tuserashinlae#roserayne#lizlookatthis#seamayweed#tostrangers#i got my hands on 4k woh as u can perhaps see#i am doing my best with it in honor of this Absolute Look.#he and wen kexing are fighting during the conference so what im hearing is i have a chance#with this beautiful man and his divorcee disguise
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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ROUND TWO
#polls#mcyt#trafficblr#last life smp#shadowrot#ethubs#last life lizzie#last life cleo#last life etho#last life bdubs#bisexual divorcees vs gay divorcees FIGHT
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Straight Australians have a tendency to use "partner" for everything including a boyfriend they've been dating casually for like a week and it's so cringe
#i have no ideological battle to fight i just think partner should be reserved for the gays and for middle aged and older divorcees who dont#want to get married again but have been cohabiting for like 20 years
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speaking of doomed tragic marriages there was this rick and morty comic artist who made an oc named “bonnie sinclair” as rick’s ex wife and beth’s mom before diane was created, her dynamic with rick is so interesting and funny (and sexy) 😭 you should check her out if you haven’t seen her
OH! Bon Bon is my fave actually 😍😍😍 she's really like what I pictured Diane to be (made Di is a little less rough around the edges to me but still brilliant badass wildcard) and one of the main reasons that I hold the idea of a divorced Rick so close to my heart
#bonnie sinclair#she's a perfect character actually like the greatest fan chara ever made imo#idk like maybe it's the lack of romantic in me but i think as a narrative trope marriage is just cute#but divorce ??? is like a sexier trope??#like i mean rick sanchez is 100% the type of guy you divorce but still are attracted to for some reason#like a patrick zweig#i really like the idea of rick and his wife being divorced (even though the show won't give it to me)#like think of the possibilities!! custody agreements!! fighting for beth's attention!! jealously over new partners!! secret hook ups!!#it just tracks better for rick to me but idk#i also grew up on a lot of shows where the couple hd divorcee tension so like i miss it#rick and morty#asks
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the other 2 attacks for this week.... tired
#first one my favourite divorcees </3 ciel can keep claiming theyre not and yet their lore is 🤨#artfight 2024#art fight 2024#my art
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I've been watching sk8 for the first time and Joe... I want, no need to stick my face in his tits
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YEAHHHHH SK8 ASK!!! JOE IS SO UFJGKGKFVK I need to motorboat his tits RIFHT NOW and not to mention him and Cherry together,,, sigh <33
#when will i be adopted by a pair of newlywed divorcees who can fight over me and have 3somes with me in the middle#leo.spam#⚡️ anon
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tai and shauna's relationship transcends the word 'friends' btw. if you care
#not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing only for them -#writing them. have to put this somewhere. again#ooc.#omg next up in me and lexs rewatch is their divorcee fight in 208 love that for me
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proof that the way parents express love matters bc i was about to justify somebody's bad actions towards me by claiming my parents also act that way and they still live me but actually. my parents have made me doubt that a lot so. uh
#same thing where people think it's ok for partners to yell bc their parents did#luckily i don't have that bc my mum is a daughter of angry divorcees so she refuses for her and my dad to ever fight#so as not to traumatise me n my sisger#but she and my dad forgot that yellimg at me kinda. kinda also sets the wrong impressjon#among many many MANY other things they do#blue screams into the void
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happy heart shapes month
#happy february#happy heart shapes month to me lets get out of this abusive marriage with someone who is gonna fight tooth and nail to keep controlling me#happy eva has to find a lawyer month#happy Eva is a divorcee before age 30 month#happy getting to be happy again month!!! happy no more crying all the time month!!! happy end to despair month!!!#NOW IS THE FUCKIN MARRIAGE OF OUR DISCONTENT MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER BY THIS SUN OF DIVORCE
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runs in the family lmaooo I wanted him to say the line so bad
"welcome home, cheater"
#magneto#charles xavier#x men 97 spoilers#x men 97#my god#that bit where they were just yelling at each other#mid fight#like the divorcees they are#smh#AND WHEN HE SAID SHUT UP#i cackled#get him erik#read 'em to filth#funny af#also where is lorna#its not even funny anymore#she could reverse what he just did but noooo#lets pretend she doesn't exist omg
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imo as much as I love kaede being idealized in his head, shuichi should also have more complicated feelings towards her besides acting like a divorced widow
#mine musings#liveblogging dr#and listen. i love divorcee shuichi. he literally goes through it 3x in the game depending on how you look at it#and i do also love that he basically makes kaede a saint in his head and idealizes her so he can move forward#BUT!! when the stress of a killing game is over he should have some space to confront that he was betrayed and deceived by#the first and at that time only person he decided to trust#and i love kaede don't get me wrong. i think she and shuichi become more infinitely interesting when they're not perfect#which is why shuichi having complicated feelings should be a thing imo. vice versa too#kaede wanting to set things right but also confronting that she did deceive shuichi and betrayed his trust#AND she still thinks it was the right thing to do. which of course they both don't agree with#idk! i think they should fight sometimes!!#anyway i kinda like how ass in assassin wrote it (don't get deceived by the title. the fic is great. also it's a protag!maki fic!!)
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Just watched the S23 finale of SVU and I AM CHEWING GLASS OVER OLIVIA/BARBA HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
#MY TWO DIVORCEES WHO ENDED UP MARRIED AND THEN DIVORCED TO EACH OTHER#I SHIP THEM SO HARD NOW IT'S RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#“Yeah and you grew up without a father and I grew up being bullied so we're going to see [Stabler] through different prisms.”#FUCKING SCREAMING AT THAT BARBA! GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!#See see see cause I love Alex/Olivia to death obviously#but they're the One True Love Affair; the One that Got Away#They're still fighting the same battle but with very different and conflicting tactics#because Olivia is extremely stereotypically paladin Lawful Good while Alex is so Chaotic she can't even see the law in the rearview mirror#(Arrested Development: Good for her)#The love is still there but they won't work out as a couple#BUT BARBA AND LIV COULD MAKE IT WORK STILL!#I TRULY BELIEVE THAT!#(I don't want to talk about Elliot as a romantic option because I hate it and because Kathy should still be alive)#(but even if we were going to talk about it Elliot and Liv are fighting VERY different battles now. They would never work.)
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Hate how zdarksy is doing the same thing to damian as he does with jason I think I have said this before but damian following his father like a puppy when he becomes evil (gotham war and now with failsafe) makes no sense considering damian should be more cirtical with any of his parents than anyone else. It's like he takes damian getting rid of his league of assassins ways (and his "evil" mother) as his father conquering him and making him completely loyal no matter what. That just makes him look dumb but we all know as long as it makes Tim look good it doesn't matter how many sons you throw under the bus (also makes bruce a petty divorced man but we all knew that after shadow war lmao)
#like talia is a complicated woman and damian should undertand that and maybe be a reason why he lives with his father whatever#(if talia is still following her fathers commands or whatever is going on bc i actually do not know but thats besides the point)#but he should see that what his father is doing is insane!!! there is no excuse lmao!!! everyone sees it but him???#come on now#talking tag#reading comics#also shadow war.... christ#its like men try to write a good father and end up making him a controlling divorcee. how does this happen#he doesnt need to fight for custody. i dont think the courts care
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in IOH world rn anyways the take over the breaks over is the nico song of all time it perfectly describes the relationship between him and the media
"people will dissect us 'til this doesn't mean a thing anymore" pete was fr cooking with this entire song i am on my knees. and the next song is literally this ain't a scene goddddd
#baby seasons change but. PEOPLE DON'T#i'm boring but OVERCOMPENSATE with headlines and flash flash flash photography <- this is literally how they see him!!!#DON'T PRETEND U EVER FORGOT ABOUT ME#wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee that's so retirement core#WE. DON'T. FIGHT. FAIR.#they say your head can be a prison then these are just conjugal visits FUCKING WITH PEOPLES HEADS again do i even need to explain myself#em speaks
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