#the divorcees are fighting! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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lunarfeat21 · 4 months ago
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Shenanigans as usual (ft. y/n concept art hehehe)
Plus I’m naming that buoy Carl and you can’t stop me-
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(Not another quote I stole from The Click) But at least we admire the old man’s fancy (but deadly) gauntlet claws
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There was originally one more entry, but screw it my boy!
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sollucets · 10 months ago
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veiled zhou zishu
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tenwhiteandalusians · 3 months ago
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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last-lifeduo-standing · 2 years ago
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ROUND TWO
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ratnurse · 5 months ago
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Straight Australians have a tendency to use "partner" for everything including a boyfriend they've been dating casually for like a week and it's so cringe
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bolly--quinn · 3 months ago
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speaking of doomed tragic marriages there was this rick and morty comic artist who made an oc named “bonnie sinclair” as rick’s ex wife and beth’s mom before diane was created, her dynamic with rick is so interesting and funny (and sexy) 😭 you should check her out if you haven’t seen her
OH! Bon Bon is my fave actually 😍😍😍 she's really like what I pictured Diane to be (made Di is a little less rough around the edges to me but still brilliant badass wildcard) and one of the main reasons that I hold the idea of a divorced Rick so close to my heart
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upathosarts · 4 months ago
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the other 2 attacks for this week.... tired
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kaeyx · 5 months ago
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I've been watching sk8 for the first time and Joe... I want, no need to stick my face in his tits
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YEAHHHHH SK8 ASK!!! JOE IS SO UFJGKGKFVK I need to motorboat his tits RIFHT NOW and not to mention him and Cherry together,,, sigh <33
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ladyintree · 11 months ago
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tai and shauna's relationship transcends the word 'friends' btw. if you care
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rainbluealoekitten · 1 year ago
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proof that the way parents express love matters bc i was about to justify somebody's bad actions towards me by claiming my parents also act that way and they still live me but actually. my parents have made me doubt that a lot so. uh
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eva-la-revolution · 2 years ago
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happy heart shapes month
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howdoidecidethjs · 6 months ago
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runs in the family lmaooo I wanted him to say the line so bad
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"welcome home, cheater"
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protect-namine · 3 months ago
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imo as much as I love kaede being idealized in his head, shuichi should also have more complicated feelings towards her besides acting like a divorced widow
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amtrak12 · 4 months ago
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Just watched the S23 finale of SVU and I AM CHEWING GLASS OVER OLIVIA/BARBA HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
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hauntingblue · 5 months ago
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Hate how zdarksy is doing the same thing to damian as he does with jason I think I have said this before but damian following his father like a puppy when he becomes evil (gotham war and now with failsafe) makes no sense considering damian should be more cirtical with any of his parents than anyone else. It's like he takes damian getting rid of his league of assassins ways (and his "evil" mother) as his father conquering him and making him completely loyal no matter what. That just makes him look dumb but we all know as long as it makes Tim look good it doesn't matter how many sons you throw under the bus (also makes bruce a petty divorced man but we all knew that after shadow war lmao)
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justaboutsnapped · 1 year ago
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in IOH world rn anyways the take over the breaks over is the nico song of all time it perfectly describes the relationship between him and the media
"people will dissect us 'til this doesn't mean a thing anymore" pete was fr cooking with this entire song i am on my knees. and the next song is literally this ain't a scene goddddd
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