#the devils mistress

[atomic-raunch]

The Devil’s Mistress

[movieposters1]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Patti Wayne, The Devil's Mistress (c. 1952)

[gameraboy2]

"The Devil's Mistress" by Charles A. Baker, Jr. Spicy Mystery Stories, July 1937

[alwachart]

I made this by my own will because I’m an adult and I don’t need tags to play games with my dolls

This was fun. My head is full of silly situations with these two

For the template: you can google their x handle for the high quality version, it’s literally the first result

[coffeexxcigarettes]

G o o d b o y

[thedrotter]

cw BLOOD!!!!

2003 Kinder Yuuichi doodles motivated by this one battle sprite of him with this goofy face ... (also 2003 shunsuke appears there too did I need to draw him differently from my design of him no did i do it anyway yes)

Wanna doodle him more but first I'll be figuring out what's being said in the game ... Do not want to mischaracterize him even if he's slightly different so for now THE SILLY

[pinkpoodlewoof]

LostWord Remilia's turn outdoors

[klinefelterrible]

Me, to the Devil: I wanna play music

Devil: what kind of music

Me: maybe something full on gay?

Devil, rattling his papers: we already have Village Boys and the XX.

Me: what about something like gay but for the straight girls

Devil: as far as I remember correctly we have something called Cigarettes After Sex.

Me: damn it you’re right

Devil: how about something kinda gay

Me: like twenty one pilots?

Devil: you’re right, my bad

Me:

Devil: If you want to have a beef with everyone with your weird vibe you can always, uhm

Me: Azalia Banks

Devil: yup. Wanna be a hoe and make hoe music?

Me: don’t start with all that Iggy Nicki Cardi crowd, I don’t want any of it

Devil: gangsta rap?

Me: no

Devil: if you wanted to make a real music you’d be already doing some metal and cheering the devil up

Me: yeah well maybe one day

Devil: hopefully

Me: I noticed you’re avoiding talking about Weird Al Yankovic

Devil, crossing fingers: We do not talk about God in Hell. Bad mojo

Me: how about straight girl for gay dudes

Devil, mockingly: YASS QUEEN!

Me: yeah too many to choose from

Devil: and at least half of them saint already so

Me: is Lady Gaga a saint?

Devil: well, sort of

Me: what do you mean

Devil: both angels and demons call her Mistress

Me: oh

Devil: yeah you should be here for the Pokerface day which is literally every Thursday

Someone in the background: oh, woah-oh-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh,

Someone else with a raspy soviet accent: I get him high, show him what I got

Devil: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

Me: mah-mah-mah-maah

Devil: how about my boot in your ass now, hm?

Me: so, uhm… no chances for music career, huh?

Devil: oh now you need to just buy a mac, learn ai and autotune and come back later when you need followers on youtube and views on spotify

Me: can I borrow two grand?

Devil: yeah why the hell not

Me: wait, no contract?

Devil: shit you’re right

Me: can I give you a blowjob instead?

Devil: okay

Two minutes and a lot of gurgling later:

Devil: can I give you a blowjob?

Me: do I have to pay you?

Devil: of course

Me: uhm

Devil: so, a contract?

Me: a contract?

Devil: you didn’t suck my dick for money, did you

Me: actually I did

Devil, handing me $2000: okay so do you wanna another 2k?

Me, kneeling: sure

Devil, giving me a scroll and a quill: oh come on what are you thinking

Me: now? a music career

Devil, rolling eyes: oh shut the fuck up and sign it already

Me: I feel peer pressured, but

Devil: a boot in the ass, then?

Me: and now it’s coercion

Devil: technically it’s a threat of violence

Me: may I remind you that I studied law

Devil: yeah and you sucked my dick before writing a contract so what does it make you

Me: a dreamer

Devil, kicking my ass so hard I got out of hell: name that your band. NEXT!

Me, waking up and not remembering anything but feeling cum in my mouth and my ass hurting, two thousand dollars in my hand: I guess I was in a gangbang…?

[christinered]

The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (Official Video) [4K]

Top 30 Countdown Song # 5: Sympathy For The Devil

Let us just start by stating clearly this has got to be the best Side One Track One Album Opening Song Of All Time.

Yes it frightened the straights back in the day but had they listened to the lyrics they might have realized the devil might have been present for all these tragedies but they were all committed by men.

Aside from that the opening line is sexy as hell.  Hes polite and confident.  

“Please allow me to introduce myself.  I’m a man of wealth and taste.” 

I am one of those girls who cant help being drawn to bad boys with perfect manners.  It is a weakness.   Mick is no devil.  Bad ..yes.  Devil...Nope. 

Pleased to meet you too.

~Red

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

What's puzzling you is the nature of my game

[mistress-light]

I had a cuteness overload this morning as my little niece came up running to me and wanted a hug. It's such a smol thing but I legit almost cried lmao

[gotankgo]

«Grand Island, NE - 4-13-84 - The Tri-States Grand Island Drive In hosted it's Friday the 13'th Marathon of flicks including Lucio Fulci's City of the Living Dead as The Gates of Hell as the Capitol was playing the fourth flick of the Friday the 13'th franchise.

9-4-83 - The Drive In also hosted a show I would go to including Satan’s Mistress and Satan’s Playthings (the later I think being a re-titled In the Devil’s Garden).»

[ladyjgoddessdom]

Happy Devil's Night to all my fellow Dommes, Witches & bitches 😈🔥👠🔞💦

[weirdlookindog]

The Devil's Mistress (1965)

[paleobeastentertainment]

Delany lost a bet with Nemo, so as a result she's forced to shill a bunch of beer.