#the dash is dead >:)

[cozymochi]

i cannot believe that Jamil and Sebek were neck-and-neck for 24 hours straight with ten other candidates in that goofy af poll— and it still ended in a DRAW. 😭(This is how I pictured it) So, NOBODY GETS ANYTHING.

Shoutout to the runner ups, Leona who coasted through in 2nd the entire time, and Ace who struggled a lot initially and after many hurdles, managed to clock in 3rd at the last second.

ko-fi

[gemmafuckingscout]

inspired by (x) and @julesnichols

[pisces-swirlix]

netflix… if i see you in the streets…

[acidumvalericc]

It's been quite a while since I last wrote something on tumblr, but I thought I'd post the character sheets in my mlp infection and here, in a whole bunch!! 🌈

[pain-in-the-everywhere]

One of my favourite ways for the team to find out about The Horrors™ is to be sent a video of it by Whumper. Maybe the file was obvious about its contents, maybe the contents was disguised. Either way, the team watch the footage and they are horrified.

Is Whumpee with them when they watch the footage? Do they try to quietly slip away — realising what's about to be shown far before anyone else — but find themself frozen in place by panic as the others catch on?

Or does the team discover the footage without Whumpee, and have to decide whether to confront Whumpee or pretend they didn't see it? Does Whumpee walk in while it's playing, or walk past the open door and run away before the team can turn around and notice?

So much fun to be had.

[fontanelle-heart]

[alfalyrae]

Being told to stop using em dashes in my writing because ChatGPT uses them a lot and people might think it's written by AI...

[snowflakebottles-art]

finally finished this and i MAY JUST keel over and die but YAYYY IM FREE AND I WIN!!!!!!! i love u rhythm games ♥

[teddybeartoji]

the thought of toji jerking off is so fucking hot mmmmm sends you a video so you can see the little fucked out grin on his face as he squeezes his fist at the base of his cock mmmmmmmm you can barely see the slight sheen of sweat on his neck when he throws his head back with a low groan and mmmmmm he sounds so fucking good too btw he's unreal

[dclovesdanny]

Dead on Main

3/5

All of Casper High knew about the day Fenton started screaming in pain randomly in class. It was two months before ghosts first started appearing, and everyone still considered the Fentons to be nut jobs.

Still, even Dash and Paulina weren’t going to say anything about what happened. They weren’t going to say shit about how Danny had screamed and cried about being beaten until they realized that it was his soulmate. They didn’t talk about how Danny had passed out, or how many he came to school the following weeks his eyes weren’t so bright anymore.

They all knew what it happened. So when Paulina overheard Danny gushing to Sam and Tucker about his soulmate, she was confused. They all were, until star brought up a very valid point. What if Danny’s soulmate was a ghost?

The rumors spread like wildfire around the school. It made sense. They couldn’t agree on who it was, though, not until they got a hold of a few pictures of phantom, leaving the fenton home, and how much Danny blushed whenever people praised phantom. Caused the whole school to go into disarray for quite some time, but eventually they accepted it. No matter what, they all agreed that they weren’t telling the Fentons or anywhere else outside of Casper High. There was no telling what they would do.

(several of the students debated whether or not they should try and get Danny away from the Fentons, but since the GIW was working with the Fentons, there’s no way any court cases would win. So they just settled for helping when they could.)

When the justice league started coming around, they all noticed how much red hood was flirting with Danny and they did not like it so everyone in Casper high to make it clear to red hood exactly what would happen if he tried to get in the way of Danny and his soulmate.

[starlingfawn]

delete me

repeat me

let's try this again

@jumalanpelko fanart !!!!! suncat!!!!! i hope she is still recognizable after so much rendering w random colors!!

[hartigays]

thinking about established relationship payneland. edwin sitting on the couch in the office and charles laying with his head in his lap, watching edwin read. edwin playing with charles’ necklace and using it to pull him in for a kiss that always lingers. charles running his hands through edwin’s hair while they sit curled up together, edwin teaching charles ancient aramaic in their downtime between cases. edwin and charles bickering every time charles disrupts what they’re doing to adjust his crooked bow tie but edwin always gives him a soft appreciative smile anyway. things of that nature

[virsancte]

accidentally got too attached to a sim i was gonna kill for story purposes so now i'm slowly cluttering the room i said i wouldn't touch to avoid exactly this LOL. full creds to comfys for the original lot.

[willeminaaa]

Wild West Solavellan anyone?

[searchingforserendipity25]

exorcising my list of unwritten conclave concepts from a few weeks ago i haven't written much since, in case the list is all there ends up coming out of it or anyone wants to welcome any of them into a good home:

cardinal lawrence and sister agnes won each other’s respect and trust during ratzinger’s papacy (liberals who leak church scandals to the justice system and the press stick together). everyone lowkey thinks they are having an affair. they are not, but they do keep sneaking into corners to gossip during the conclave. leaning fully into the reading of sister agnes as the late pope’s intelligence expert. incredibly jaded vatican spy. aldo is not jealous. benitez finds lawrence with the yellow canary eating from his hand and going back to his side after short flights, and has a number of franciscan emotions about it. the whole thing would ideally be about their friendship, different views and thoughts on power, what it looks like, what it ought to look like. responsibility, and doubt. also: how horrible it is the only non smokers in an european workplace.

(does this change anything materially? possibly the adeyemi and trembley situation is revealed much sooner with lawrence and sister agnes working together earlier and sharing intel, which in its turn makes him seem more competent and aggressive in taking down competitors, ergo more votes, ergo more influence? maybe bellini supports him more overtly earlier idk.) 

cardinal lawrence is dead. as a matter of fact, cardinal lawrence has been dead for a few days after the pope dies; unlike the pope, he keeps coming back to do his job. the curia covers up his death, because the dean of the college of cardinals is a ghost who apparently hated his job enough that is it his very literal purgatory is both hard to explain, and bad for the press. the fate of his unliving soul is very much at risk when steering the conclave, which is, uh, fun. cardinal tedesco's vape smoke now strongly smells of sulfur to him, which is probably not satanic in origin but then again might be. people keep voting on him and their belief in him corresponds directly to how much he can interact with the world, which is a very straightforward way to test one’s moral limits and otherwise a great torment. the one silver lining is that he can walk through walls and scoop out corrupt dealing easily, and no one can really tell he is dead. well, barely anyone. cardinal benítez and his ability to walk easily between the liminal spaces and certainties of the world is an outlier, and should not be counted.

dean lawrence keeps getting kidnapped, poisoned, blackmailed and otherwise threatened. this is an unfortunate if occasional part of being the vatican’s manager of two increasingly liberal and unorthodox papacies. it is considerably less fine and unfortunately far too normal for innocent xiv, who has a non-zero number of experiences with friends being kidnapped, poisoned, blackmailed and otherwise threatened. 

bellini/lawrence full on established relationship nonsense. as in, they have been together for thirty years and counting. conclave rewrite?? 

innocent xiv’s phone messages get leaked. innocent xiv’s phone messages consist of selfies with turtles sent to various friends and family, a good deal of memes in the santa marta groupchat, and daily jokes, complaints and affectionate messages to dean lawrence. the media has thoughts. aldo bellini, newly in charge of the papal media strategy, also has thoughts. and prayers.

a glimpse at all the people that Did vote for benítez from the start, and how much his work is or is not known outside the hermetic sphere of the vatican. he's kind of famous in religious activist circle probably! he has fans! he has a wide network of people he regularly approaches for information, resources, mutual aid and donations to his clinics and dioceses! he keeps dropping insane facts about horrifying personal experiences with unnerving serenity!

vincent benítez soft doms cardinal lawrence into taking a rest during the conclave. this incidents turns into a habit and gains new dimensions, as per the forthcoming changes in job status

pope john has an ongoing crisis of faith and also a gigantic imposter's syndrome. unrelatedly, pope john would really really really rather vincent benítez did not die in kabul and/or cause a diplomatic disaster. how convenient, then, that he is now a benevolent religious dictator who can arrange (read: wholesale invent) a number of postings and duties only benítez can accomplish. if anyone ask, this is a long-delayed move on part o the church to develop a deeper connection to on-the-ground aid organization. this can’t possibly last forever, though, can it? 

friar lawrence has shed all politics and chosen an abbey who keeps a vow of silence. friar lawrence is genuinely having a lovely time of things in his little abbey post canon. for like, uh, two months? friar lawrence keeps accidentally gaining more and more influence. manager-guy who cannot not manage. six months in he’s in charge of shelters and social associations. one year on, and he’d be archbishop again, if he were not aggressively trying to clamber down the church hierarchical rung. his friend, innocent xiv, who went from being a non-entity to one of the most famous men in the world, is sympathetic but also thinks this is very very funny. epistolary fic?? email epistolary? there is a little cat in a friar's habit and this is the most important part.

possibly related: cardinal lawrence comes back from his enforced sabbatical in a peaceful retreat freckled, healthier and smiling. people have thoughts on this, and emotions also. 

turtle pov of benitez/lawrence. literally: turtle pov. is the turtle an angel?? unclear if the turtle is an angel.

cardinal tedesco must die au.

[summer-oil]

thinking about how suguru leads you into a dark alleyway and covers your ears with his big hands and tucks you under his chin so you can ground yourself with his scent when u feel overwhelmed in public