#the curse of la llorona

[james-stark-the-writer]

seated for The Curse of La Llorona, and the opening was fine, and the oner through the house was fun, and i was about to praise it, and then we cut to the office scene, and the dialogue is so atrocious, i cannot find myself in good conscience to praise the oner. who the fuck wrote this? what the hell is this dialogue? like i knew it was gonna be bad from what little i remembered, but oh my god.

honestly, a lot of this movie is a blur even from my first watch, like i mostly just remember the priest character existing weirdly, and like some shot of a fence at night?? early on in the first act, i think, and really that's all i remember, i do not even remember anything Linda Cardellini does in this. because the rest was just was not interesting or memorable and i wish i could skip it and watch Annabelle Comes Home which i actually remember really fucking enjoying, but this was easy to find (and Michael Chaves directed the two other movies after Annabelle Comes Home in this universe so i wanna be familiar with his related work) so my brain is forcing me to watch it.

anyway. truly terrible dialogue in the office scene, like wow that is some clunky-ass exposition, but i am holding out hope that is one isolated scene and not the rest of the movie, because i completely turned around on The Nun, so here's to hoping this ends up the same, because i would like to have fun with a movie tonight. if not, i will have to just watch something else after this, because i plan to have fun. one way or another.

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The Curse of La LLorona: A Lesson in Good Intensions and Terrible Execution

Ditch your holy water, candles, crucifixes. They won't help you here. We're diving into the good ideas and intentions of "The Curse of La Llorona".

Content Warning: The Curse of La Llorona contains discussions about child abuse and endangerment, mental health crisis, unintentional violence perpetrated by governmental services, and violence against children. Viewer discretion is advised.  Spoilers for The Curse of La Llorona ahead! There are many different versions of the tale of La Llorona. In one version, she was a scorned woman who…

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The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

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The Curse of La Llorona

Strap yourselves in as I dive into The Curse of La Llorona, so you don’t have to (unless you feel like you deserve it), a movie that audaciously attempted to breathe life into the chilling Mexican folklore of La Llorona, but instead produced a yawn-inducing tale that even the weeping woman herself would shed tears of disappointment over.

First and foremost, we must address the rather tragic metamorphosis of Raymond Cruz from a hardened, street-savvy drug dealer in "Breaking Bad" to a bewildering portrayal of a priest turned shaman in this horrid cinematic faux pas. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Cruz delivers his lines with the grace of a crowbar trying to conduct a symphony, causing many a viewer to stifle giggles during moments that were meant to petrify. Picture this: the once menacing Tuco Salamanca, now sprinkling seeds and mumbling incantations as though he were hastily thrown into a low-budget backyard play with the neighborhood kids. The transition is as graceful as a giraffe on roller skates, leaving audiences both amused and slightly dismayed at this odd career trajectory.

As for the storyline, it could be argued that it was constructed by throwing darts at a board filled with overused horror tropes. Oh, look! We hit the "mysterious puddles leading to a ghastly figure" square, followed closely by the "child being dragged into darkness by unseen forces" clich��! One might be tempted to start a betting pool on which overused horror trope will make its appearance next. Spoiler alert: It's all of them. The original folklore brims with terrifying potential, yet "The Curse of La Llorona" seems to have opted for a Frankenstein's monster approach, stitching bits and pieces of every conceivable horror movie cliché into a lumbering beast of cringeworthy moments and lost potential.

Now, onto the leading lady, Linda Cardellini, who tries valiantly to carry this film like a marathon runner trying to complete a race with a sprained ankle. Her portrayal of a concerned mother is as convincing as a cardboard cutout with a speaker playing canned expressions of worry and fear. It is not so much Cardellini's fault, as the script gives her little to work with, forcing her to navigate through scenes with the grace of a sailboat in a hurricane.

Oh, but we mustn't overlook the children, who seem to have attended the "horror movie children school of ill-advised decisions." Never before have audiences witnessed such a glorious celebration of every bad decision a child could possibly make when confronted with supernatural forces. From investigating strange noises alone to seemingly forgetting the concept of running away from danger, these children manage to evoke both frustration and incredulity in the most stoic of viewers.

Furthermore, the film's attempt at creating a haunting atmosphere is about as effective as trying to light a bonfire with a wet matchstick. Each scare is telegraphed from a mile away, with the ominous music swelling as though warning viewers to brace themselves for the impending "shock." Sadly, the shock wears thin, as the weeping woman's appearances become as predictable as the sunrise.

"The Curse of La Llorona" serves as a stern warning to filmmakers about the perils of squandering rich folklore in favor of cheap thrills and clichéd plot devices. As viewers, we are left to mourn what could have been a riveting horror tale but instead were served a plate of regurgitated ideas garnished with a side of hammy performances. One can only hope that La Llorona herself, upon witnessing this abomination, would have mercy on us and wash this film away into the annals of forgotten cinema, where it rightly belongs.

If you seek a thrill that combines the excitement of a lukewarm cup of tea with the depth of a puddle, then by all means, dive headfirst into "The Curse of La Llorona." It's sure to evoke a cascade of stifled giggles and face-palms, making it a potential frontrunner for any "worst movie night" candidate.

[james-stark-the-writer]

yeah, no, it was not very good. i wasn't wrong about it being shit the first time i saw it.

My ★½ review of The Curse of La Llorona on Letterboxd

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the curse of la llorona (2019) dir. michael chaves

watched: 19/10/2023

my rating: 5/10

#140 movie watched in 2023

"Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother suspected of child endangerment, a social worker and her own small kids are soon drawn into a frightening supernatural realm." via. IMDb

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The Curse Of La Llorona (2019)

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THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA (2019)

Genre - Horror Supernatural Thriller (US)

Plot -Seorang balu yang mempunyai dua anak telah menyiasat kes kanak-kanak terbiar. Akibat salah faham, beliau memisahkan dua anak dan ibunya hingga menyebabkan dua anak itu mati lemas di sungai. beliau kemudian disumpah oleh ibu yang berdendam itu untuk diburu oleh hantu La Llorona.

Komen - Filem seram yang menakutkan. Pelakonnya juga cukup baik. Suasana seram pada malam hari begitu meyakinkan. Entiti seram itu juga memang amat menyeramkan jika terjumpa di malam hari.

Personal skor -3.5/5 (Antara filem seram yang bagus. Tapi adegan seram tidaklah begitu banyak. Kejutan yang dibuat juga boleh dijangka di mana ia akan terjadi)

Masa tontonan - 93 min

Platform - Tubi

Tarikh akhir tontonan - 29/6/2023