#the court paperwork battle of optimus and megatron

[bobbinfire]

Absolutely no rivalry on who gets to be the big brother. None whatsoever.

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[fangirlingpuggle]

Listen.. I need tfa megatron trying to court tfa Optimus in the au of when Optimus just snaps at sentinel.. like they escape and megatron one plan is to court the autobot on his side... please

Heya,

Sooo Decepticons escape, war starts back up and Megatrons just like 'Ok...so Optimus Prime is not to be killed...you probably couldn't kill him but if you kill him i'm destroying all of you' and that's the start of the Decepticons army hell of Megatron focusing only on courting Optimus Prime.

Problem is...it turns out Megatron...not great at courting...any confessions or advances come off as declaring Optimus is only equal enemy/rival which in his mind like 'you are the only one worthy to rule by my side'...but comes off to everyone else as 'I want to kill you'

It's only when they get outside help of Blackarachnia and others who understand that communication is key...which leads to strange results.

There's the gifts...that are like oh the history text I wanted...with a note saying 'I am the only one allowed to destroy you'....huh

Like Megatron won't just threaten in battle he'll start explaining his rhetoric and philosophy and then Optimus joins in and eventually everyone else is kind of just standing there while these 2 are still fighting and bantering/debating...the ones fighting have actually left gotten something to eat and then come back and neither Optimus or Megatron noticed...same with videocalls to negotiate/intimidate...the entire council left the room broke for lunch and got paperwork done and then came back and...nothing had changed...they never noticed...

It's...a work in progress but at this point like other conflicts have stopped and it's mostly just these two working their shit out so...everyone seems to have collectively agreed to try and just stay the fuck out of this.

[bobbinfire]

I mean they have nothing better to do. The troops are bored.

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[bobbinfire]

And so it begins…

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[bobbinfire]

He tried to get one that would force Optimus to be off planet, but couldn’t get that big of legal action against a prime….yet…

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[bobbinfire]

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Two dramatic teens walk in and become heads of government…

[bobbinfire]

The first battle is always messiest.

I’m also here to dispute a lore fact. The war over resources was never about energon. It was over printer ink and rights to the singular fax machine each side had.

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a little holiday break announcement

[bobbinfire]

As a comment from the previous post put it best: “and then, they make it everyone else's problem” (@pompadourrguy Oct 2024)

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[bobbinfire]

Very low quality but I wanted to wish you all happy holidays

maybe a post here or there but comics will be paused till January