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100 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE!!! MER AU!!!
Y'all chose the MER AU to celebrate, and so say hello to some fishy boys! They are all quite happy to see you, though some seem to show it more than others!
Cookie cutter shark Sun can't wait to take a bite- I mean- erm- rather a hug out of you! Either way he's quite excited!
Threadfin Eclipse would rather all eyes be on him, but he would settle for just yours! His colors shifts in every way, he's hoping your eyes won't stray!
Jellyfish Moon doesn't mean to be so imposing -- towards you anyways. He just wants to see you and everyone happens to be in the way!
This is technically a PT 1 to the celebration, as we have a Royal AU to roll out the red carpet for as well due to a tie in the poll!
It'll be a little while, as life, work, and some rest now and then is going to keep me away from finishing for a bit, but you will see our Royal soon enough lovelies! <3
vvv Sketch/line art and yapping below!!! vvv
Sketch/Line art
Hehehe I just had to share. I am so proud of how the lines came out. Sketch cleaned up as lineart method my beloved.
Uagh I keep looking back and seeing so many things I could do. I might update the images secretly one day, but for now I think I need to let it be free in the world before I just never finish lol
Welcome to my yap sesh! Thank you all for being here, I hope the wait was worth it! <3 I am very proud of this and spent soooo so long rendering it. (What was i thinking doing 3 characters end my suffering /J)
Here's some random factoids about these sillies!
Sun: Born in the depths. He is a dime of dozen of cookie cutter sharks, all of them insistent of taking chunks out of anything and anyone they can find. Sun at least has some restraint when it comes to mers he likes, but he always wants just one nibble! Sun tends to warm up fast to mers that give him a speck of attention and care. Cookie cutter shark mers are known to link up with mates as soon as possible, but Sun insists that he hasn't found the perfect fit yet. No one is tasty enough for it! Everyone needs to compliment the other! Sun is the fastest of the 3, relying solely on his speed and jumping out of hiding spots to catch prey. His sharp claws pierces easily and the long webbing between his fingers makes it really easy to ensnare prey in his grasp!
Moon: Born in the depths. Jellyfish mers are rather uncommon, being known as a mostly solitary species. Unlike their animal counterparts, Jellyfish mer go alone after maturing, not even inclined to search for a mate, though they can if they so desire. They live the longest of any mer species. Their transparent bodies keep their form hidden from prey as their bioluminescence lures them in. Moon is the slowest of the 3, but it does not matter to him. To hunt, he floats in a comfortable spot, amping up his bioluminescence and fanning out his ribbons to attract prey. If a victim gets within his vicinity, his ribbons will quickly wrap and tangle around them, sending painful stings and intense damage to the prey. While effective, there are times the mer will sit in one spot for days having not attracted any food. He can hunt directly like other mers, but he'd have to rely on his transparency over speed in order to get close enough to catch them, his melded fingers make it even harder to grasp prey directly.
Eclipse: Isn't actually born a deep sea mer but spent most of his life in the depths after finding out how delicious specific creatures are and how much attention his looks get him. His skin and scales are iridescent and he loves to flaunt them when he can. Eclipse tends to be very carefree, though also the most gentle when interacting with other mers. He is inclined to view anyone as a potential friend or more due to being omnivorous, though no many has caught his full, dedicated attention. He's not territorial, not competitive, and doesn't care where he goes as he can eat just about anything. Hunting wise he is the most tactical, using his colors and thick ribbons to lure and confuse prey. He isn't the fastest nor the slowest, but his long hands increase his likelihood of catching prey he otherwise would have been a little too slow to grasp.
Yeah i.... I ended up having a lot of fun coming up with these guys
Especially moon, those of you who know KNOW, but man... my moon bias is so strong.
I even have this cute expression idea where he can control how his cap looks and uses it for his own protection. When sometimes when sleeping or defensive, he will tuck in his tail, arms, and sometimes his ribbons within the cap and then, like a string bag, it closes off his entire body from the world. He's in his own cap bubble!!! When embarrassed or trying to physically interact with someone without fear of hurting them, he'll tuck in his ribbons and scrunch his cap around his head. He'll look a bit silly, and you can't touch his face, but you can hug him safely and play with the soft round cap that now encases his head. (His tail/neck ribbons have no stinging abilities, they're just glowy for lure purposes!) his coloration is mostly inspired by the Man-O-War but his species is more fantasy then based off only that like the other two are with their respective fish, so that's why I just call him simply a Jellyfish for now :3
Sorry about that... I still love all 3 of these goobas and have ideas for them though! Maybe one day I'll get a fic going for them, not saying anytime soon because I have TOO MANY to work on rn, but just know they are swimming in my head.
So many ideas, so little time......
Once again THANK YOU ALL!!! It is so lovely to see y'all here despite my whacky upload schedules. I always tell myself I should make more simple things sometimes just so I can get the ideas out faster, but then my hands always do something else smh. Hope you all find this art and my future works quite delectable! <333
#100 Follower Milestone!#dca fandom#dca community#fnaf dca#dca fnaf#daycare attendant#dca art#dca fanart#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#fnaf eclipse#fnaf daycare attendant#Sundrop#Moondrop#dca au#Mer au#Thank you all!!! <333#Enjoy your fishies!!!#I realized too late in the process that moon and eclipse's arms are doing the same thing but ahhh#Moon's doing it to help him keep afloat while eclipse just wants to take up more space askskfj#Attention WHOR-#jk I adore him#He's just jelly that moon gets all the attention#hehe#he kept all the real DCA aspects though so he should be THANKFUL for being SPECIAL 💥💥💥#let eclipse keep his nightcap i say!!!#And sun just gets attention no matter what because he takes it#so he's always happy :P#Okie I go eep now a mimir#my art
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Obey me incorrect quotes #4
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Lucifer: Why do you look so guilty?
MC: I may or may not have done something.
Lucifer: What did you do?
MC: …Define “did.”
Mammon: Why does Lucifer always pick on me?!
MC: Maybe because you act like a chaotic toddler with a gambling addiction.
Mammon: offended That’s hurtful and also completely accurate.
Leviathan: If you could live in any anime, which one would it be?
MC: One with no consequences, no life-or-death battles, and unlimited snacks.
Leviathan: So… a slice-of-life series?
MC: No, that's boring.
Satan: storms into the room Who took my book?!
MC: I didn’t take it.
Mammon: I didn’t take it either!
Beelzebub: eating quietly
Satan: Beel, is that my book?
Beelzebub: …It looked tasty.
Asmo: dramatically holds out hand Let me paint you like one of my French demons!
MC: You don’t even know how to paint.
Asmo: Minor details, darling. Now pose.
Beelzebub: staring into the fridge Where’s all the food?
MC: You ate it an hour ago.
Beelzebub: still staring I miss it.
Belphie: Why are you staring at me?
MC: Because I’m trying to figure out if you’re asleep or just ignoring me.
Belphie: …Both.
Diavolo: MC, have you ever considered joining the council?
MC: What would I even do?
Diavolo: Be yourself.
MC: My “self” is chaos incarnate.
Diavolo: Perfect.
Barbatos: I sense disaster approaching.
MC: How can you tell?
Barbatos: You walked in the door.
Simeon: helping MC bake cookies Are you sure we added the right amount of sugar?
MC: Of course! looks at recipe Wait… I read that upside down.
Beel: stuffing them in his mouth They’re delicious.
Solomon: I’m a great teacher.
MC: You once turned me into a goat.
Solomon: To teach you humility!
Lucifer: to Mammon Stop being an idiot for five minutes.
Mammon: Jokes on you—I can’t.
Levi: He’s right. He was born this way.
Mammon: If I disappear, what would you do?
Levi: Celebrate.
Mammon: Rude!
MC: …Then find you. Probably.
Leviathan: I’m socially awkward.
MC: I noticed.
Leviathan: You didn’t have to agree so fast!
Satan: pointing at MC’s coffee Are you sure you should be drinking that much caffeine?
MC: This is my emotional support cup.
Satan: …You have three cups.
MC: Your point?
Asmo: Self-care is important, MC!
MC: I agree.
Asmo: That’s why I booked us a spa day!
MC: Can we afford that?
Asmo: Who said anything about paying?
Beelzebub: watching MC cook That smells amazing.
MC: Thanks! It’s for dinner.
Beelzebub: …Define “dinner.”
Belphie: If I say “goodnight” and you don’t respond, does that mean I can sleep on you?
MC: Sure.
Belphie: already asleep on their shoulder
Diavolo: excitedly MC, let’s go on an adventure!
MC: Define “adventure.”
Diavolo: grinning Cliff diving.
Barbatos: Are you ready, MC?
MC: For what?
Barbatos: smiles mysteriously Everything.
Simeon: You have a calming presence, MC.
MC: I started three arguments in the past hour.
Simeon: And yet, it’s endearing.
Solomon: You’re so brave for drinking my potion.
MC: sweating …Thanks.
Solomon: smirking Did I tell you about the side effects?
#bb posts#obey me mammon#obey me swd#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me leviathan#obey me lucifer#obey me simeon#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me diavolo#obey me beelzebub#obey me barbatos#obey me belphegor#obey me mc
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Muppet Holiday Baking Show
Time for my annual muppet fic for the holidays. Enjoy!
Title: Muppet Holiday Baking SHow Rating: G Series: The Muppets Summary: Inspired by popular baking shows, the muppets decide to do one of their own. It goes as well as you expect.
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--------------------------- “Okay,” Scooter called as he flipped the camera on and held it up. “We’re ready to go!”
“Alright,” Fozzie cheered as he waved to the camera. “Hiya, folks! And welcome to the very first Muppet Baking Show, which will be hosted by yours truly, Fozzie the Bear!.”
“And me, Rowlf the Dog,” Rowlf said before gesturing behind himself. “But before we go see what our contestants are baking, let’s meet our judges.”
“Drumroll, please, Animal!”
A drum suddenly rolled past them and the camera.
Fozzie sighed. “Hey, come on Animal, I’m supposed to be doing the jokes here.”
“Sorry, Foz, but you know he takes things literally,” Floyd called.
“Mmmm,” Animal called. “Literature tasty.”
“Anyway,” Rowlf said as he directed Scooter and the camera to their right. “Here are our judges, the Swedish Chef and Uncle Deadly.”
The Swedish Chef grinned and waved as Uncle Deadly gave a thoughtful nod.
“Thank you, it is a pleasure to be here,” Uncle Deadly said.
“You know, I can understand why the Swedish Chef volunteered to be a judge,” Rowlf said, “but I'm kinda surprised to see you one too, Deadly.”
Uncle Deadly shrugged. “Oh, it’s not that surprising. I’m no master, but I do make a killer stew...also no one else wanted the job and Kermit offered me fifty dollars in recompense.”
“You're getting paid?” Fozzie asked.
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Within the baking tent, Fozzie and Rowlf walked over to the first contestant on their list with Scooter following close behind.
“Hey, Kermit,” Fozzie greeted as the frog looked up from his mixing bowl. “Whatcha making for us?”
Kermit looked up a bit startled. “Oh, you’re starting with me?” He cleared his throat. “Well, this is an old family recipe passed down through the generations. It’s a type of a banana cream pie.”
“Ooh,” Fozzie said curiously. “I do hope it’s a-peeling then!” He laughed at his own joke as Kermit groaned.
Rowlf seemed unfazed as he looked into Kermit’s bowl. “Anything else going in there besides banana?”
Kermit perked up. “Oh, a special family ingredient.”
“Is it oranges?” Fozzie asked hopefully. “I got a good orange joke I’ve been wanting to use, and all our musical numbers have to rhyme.”
“Uh, no,” Kermit replied. “Flies.”
Dead silence followed.
“Flies?” Fozzie said slowly.
“Yup,” said Kermit as he dipped a spoon into the batter. “It’s my great aunt Eda’s sweet fly pie. Want a taste?”
Fozzie gave a nervous chuckle. “Oh, uh, normally, I would love to, but I had a big lunch so I don’t-”
“Sure!” Rowlf exclaimed as he took the spoon, put it in his mouth and swallowing the batter without hesitation.
He licked his lips. “Pretty good, although it might need a bit more sugar.”
Kermit nodded thoughtfully. “Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Great aunt Eda was always a sweetie, and I was worried about overdoing it.”
Fozzie couldn’t speak as Scooter zoomed the camera on him and his dropped jaw.
“How?” he asked Rowlf.
Rowlf shrugged. “What? I’m a dog. We don’t care where we get our protein.”
Fozzie raised a finger to speak, but seemed to realize he really didn't want to question this further.
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After the fly-tasting, Fozzie and Rowlf decided it was time to split up for a bit and thus Rowlf found himself at Piggy’s station.
“Hiya, Piggy how's it - woah! How are you done already?”
Piggy brushed her hair over her shoulder as she struck a pose for the camera. “Oh, when you became an expert baker like moi, it is a trifling thing to whip up the finest of delights in a jiffy!”
“Ah, sure,” Rowlf said as he looked over the very detailed and finely painted cookies that were clearly depicting Piggy’s own face. “What icing did you use?”
“Royal icing of course!” Piggy held up one of the cookies. “I only use the finest of ingredients! I’m certain once our dear judges taste these they’ll-”
“You ordered these from a bakery didn’t you?” Rowlf said flatly.
Piggy gasped in shock. “How dare you?!” She gripped the cookie as if it were a weapon, eyeing Rowlf as a potential target for confectionary wrath. “You accuse moi of trying to cheat-”
“Uh, Piggy,” Scooter spoke up, “you still have the takeout box at your station and it has the price tag on it.”
His camera zoomed in on the box that read ‘Liza’s bakery’ on it.
Piggy chewed her bottom lip and looked up at the both of them.
“Pay you both twenty bucks to keep your mouths shut.”
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Fozzie could feel a migraine starting. He was starting to regret not taking his mom’s advice on keeping some ibuprofen on hand.
“Why,” he muttered, “why are you two here?”
Statler handed his wooden spoon to Waldorf. “Well, we wanted to cook and we figure either we risk getting burned by the stove at home-”
“Or we can come here and burn you,” Waldorf finished causing both old men to chuckle. "Dohohohoho!"
Fozzie gave a deep tired sigh. It was fine. He just had to get this over with.
“Okay, what are you two cooking up?” he asked slowly.
“Sourdough bread,” Statler replied.
Fozzie looked up hopefully. Maybe this could be a civil conversation?
“Oh? That sounds tasty.”
“It should,” Waldorf replied. “We’ve found the perfect ingredient to give it plenty of sourness.”
“Oh? What's that?”
“One of your jokes,” the old men said in unison. “Ohohohohohoh.”
Fozzie shook his head and left the table muttering under his breath. “Why do I even try...”
Scooter, however, stayed behind and focused the camera on the two of them. “Okay, seriously, what are you two making?”
“An apple pie,” stated Statler.
Waldorf froze. “I thought we were making a meat pie.”
Statler paused. “Oh...I was wondering why you were chopping those onions. So it wasn't for fake tears?”
Both men slowly looked into the now very questionable mixing bowl.
“No one tell the bear,” they said in unison.
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“Hey, Gonzo,” Rowlf called as he approached. “Don’t mean to criticize, but is this really the best time to be looking at your phone? You've only got so much time to bake.”
“No need to worry, Rowlf,” Gonzo said as he put down his phone. “I was merely double checking my recipe for the perfect cake.”
“Oh?” Rowlf asked now very curious. “What’s the perfect recipe?”
Gonzo reached under his station and brought out his ingredients. “A cup of sugar, 2 cups of flour.”
Rowlf nodded. “Yeah, okay.” It didn’t seem anything special so far, but he wasn’t an expect baker, maybe the proportions would-
“Half a cup of baking soda.”
“Say what?”
A loud thud was heard as Gonzo placed a giant jug on his station. “A gallon of vanilla extract.”
Rowlf covered his hand over his mouth as he mulled over what was in front of him.
“Where exactly did you get this recipe?” he asked.
“The most reliable place for all kinds of information,” Gonzo said. “Tumblr.”
“You, uh, really sure you should trust that?”
Gonzo blinked puzzled. “Why? Do you think people would lie on the internet?”
Rowlf raised and lowered his hand. Nope, he didn’t think he had enough time today to explain that answer.
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Fozzie had been a bit concerned when he heard that Bunsen and Beaker were also competing. However, he didn’t see anything explosive looking so far, so he carefully approached their station.
“Hey, you two ready to RISE to the occasion. Hahaha,” he greeted as his ears wiggled.
“Indeed we are,” Bunsen said as Beaker was taking a loaf of bread out of the oven. “We at Muppet Labs believe we have concocted the optimal variant of jalapeño bread.”
“Meep!” Beaker said as he removed his oven mitts.
“Jalapeño bread, huh?” Fozzied asked. “Did you need something to spice things up? Huh, huh?”
“Not quite,” Bunsen as he seemed unfazed by the pun. “I don’t care much for sweets and jalapeño is one of Beaker’s favorites.”
“Meep meep!” replied Beaker.
“Speaking of which Beaker,” Bunsen said as he cut into the bread for a small piece. “We need to see if the chemical balance has enhanced the pepper's natural spiciness as hypothesized. Would you do a taste test?”
“Meep, meep,” said Beaker as he popped the piece of bread into his mouth.
He chewed, but then became still. Then suddenly his face turned red and literal flames shot out of his ears.
“MEEP!” he cried out as he dashed to the fridge in the tent. He knocked over Rizzo as he opened the fridge and chugged down a full carton of milk. A low sizzle could be heard as the flames faded to smoke.
Beaker took a long deep sigh of relief.
“Ah,” Fozzie said as he approached. “I guess that bread was too hot to handle, huh?”
Beaker shook his head as he gave a thumbs up.
“Beakie really likes things spicy,” Bunsen explained with a grin.
From a short distance away, Scooter turned his camera around toward Uncle Deadly and the Swedish Chef who both looked very dismayed.
“I'm nut trying zeet,” said the Swedish Chef. “Nu vey.”
“I do concur,” Uncle Deadly stated. “Perhaps I should give one of my enemies a ring...”
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“Alright, judging time,” Scooter shouted as he aimed the camera at both Fozzie and Rowlf. “Think everyone is ready for this?”
“Well, I don’t want to sugarcoat it, but I think they’re on a roll!” Fozzie cheered.
“And it looks like Rizzo is up first,” Rowlf stated as he pointed.
Scooter moved the camera so the little rat was in the frame as he carried a giant covered plate over his head.
“All right judges,” he said with a grunt as he placed it in front of the Swedish Chef and Uncle Deadly. “Feast your eyes on this!” He put his hand on the lid. “My Uncle Remy’s famous triple chocolate fudge brownies!”
He lifted the lid.
The judges stared at the plate, then at each other and then again at the plate.
“Zee-a plete-a is impty,” the Swedish Chef said.
“Yes,” Uncle Deadly said as he pointed. “Like the kingdom of Ozymandias, nothing here remains, save chocolate brownie crumbs.”
Rizzo shrugged. “What? I had to taste test it, didn’t I?”
“I’m amazed there even are crumbs left,” Rowlf replied.
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Uncle Deadly took a nibble on his fork and gave a thoughtful nod. “I will say, Pepe, while your cake is a bit messy it does have a nice coffee flavor, and the nuts elevate the texture.”
The king prawn chuckled proudly. “Hey, it’s only natural. Baking runs in the family, okay? And-”
“No, no, no,” yelled the Swedish Chef and he shook his head. “Der iceenen is too roonynyen und yoo deedn't pooten een enoofen soogar. Elsoo der caken is soo goomgoomee, yoo cooden be cooled keeng oov der peeraten -”
“Okay, okay,” Pepe cried with a growl. “Why don’t you just stab my heart while you’re at it!”
“Yeesh,” Fozzie muttered to Rowl. “Third time in a row, did you ever imagine that Uncle Deadly would be the nice judge? This feels like my last comedy routine with those hecklers.”
“I would,” Rowlf replied with a sigh. “You weren’t at the last pot luck.”
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Uncle Deadly barely looked at the cake before staring straight into Gonzo’s face. “I refuse to eat this.”
“Seem heeren,” declared the Swedish Chef. “I radeneer eet Kermeet's pie.”
“Oh, come on, guys,” Gonzo said as he gestured to his very flat looking cake. “I used all natural ingridents.”
“Yes, and I can tell you from personal experience that many poisons are natural,” Uncle Deadly said. “This cake looks so gummy it seems closer to rubber.”
“I doont dinkendink ve cannen cooten dees,” the Swedish Chef said as he poked at the cake.
“Don’t be ridiculous,” Gonzo said as he got out the knife, swinging it in the air above his cake. “Look you can just chop right through it - arrgh!”
The knife came down, and abruptly bounced back up. Gonzo rebounded with it, tearing through the tent and into the air. Scooter did his best to get the tiny dot that was now Gonzo caught on camera before he started to plummet in the distance. A loud thud was heard outside the tent.
“Oh, my gosh,” Fozzie said as everyone went to look out the tent “Do you think he’s okay?”
Suddenly, the melody of The Rainbow Connection started to play.
“Sorry, that's my phone,” Kermit said as he quickly answered. “Kermit the Frog here. You're sure? You’re where? Right, uh, I'll send Beauregard to pick you up.”
“Was that Gonzo?” Rizzo asked.
“Yeah, he says he’s okay,” Kermit shook his head. “He said he landed in the strategic banana reserve.”
“Why do we have that?” Miss Piggy asked.
Fozzie opened his mouth.
“Fozzie, if you say ‘because it’s a-peeling’ I will shove Kermit’s pie in your face.”
Fozzie shut his mouth.
Scooter swung his camera back to face into the tent where Uncle Deadly and the Swedish Chef were still examining Gonzo’s cake.
“I would suggest throwing it out,” Uncle Deadly said, “but I’m afraid it will bounce back for vengeance.”
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“Alright, alright, everyone step back,” Bobo said as the fire fighters continued to douse the flames. “Everything’s under control.”
Scooter directed the camera back to the burning tent.
“At least the flames aren’t as high now,” he said before spinning the camera back to the muppets.
“I swear, if any of my hair got scorched, the tent won’t be the only thing on fire,” Miss Piggy muttered as she checked her compact mirror.
“In hindsight,” Uncle Deadly stated, “we should have predicted this would be the outcome when we introduced the technical challenge.”
“Yeah,” Fozzie said, “things got really heated up.”
Several groans were heard.
Scooter pointed the camera at Kermit. “So, is this the end of the contest?”
“Yeah, I don’t think we can use any of this,” said Kermit. “Stop filming, Scooter.”
Scooter turned the camera to himself.
“Happy Holidays!” he said as he cut the recording.
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Hihi!! I'm back again, I was wondering if you could do cg hc for Chris and Martin from Wild kratts? Agere maybe a little petre? (White tiger) Also, a tiny thing I imagine is that we would play in tiger creature power suits! And go on adventure in the tiger creature power suits!!
I've recently restarted watching wild Kratts soon you're in perfect timing! 🐾👬
They're both big brother caregivers, nobody can tell me otherwise.
They love to take you out on adventures with them, although aviva has to keep an eye out for them because of all the trouble they get themselves into.
Of course that doesn't mean that they're not responsible, you're always holding hands with Chris or martin when you're out.
They gave you a little notebook that you always bring on your adventures so that way you can write down everything you learn from animals.
Talking about books, they have gifted you lots of books about different animals from the ocean, forest, dessert, etc.
They both always carry a backpack where they have all the stuff they need for missions and they have another one where they keep all your stuff(bottles,blankies,snacks,books,toys,etc)
Chris loves to play with you, play pretend is one of his favorites but he also loves to play with your animal plushies and toys, he takes you out to play in the sun and go on search of new animals.
Whenever you and Chris come back from playing, you're both covered in dirt or mud, completely desalinated and tired from all the running and jumping you both do whenever you play.
Martin likes playing with you like that as well but he prefers to play and teach you at the same time. He gets you lots of activity books and enciclopedias. You both are always sitting at the table doing activity books, reading stories or coloring, all of that while having some delicious juice 🧃 and snacks (mostly cookies)
In the morning, one of the two Kratts is always holding your sleepy self in his arms while the other is cooking breakfast.
When aviva gave you your first power suit, they were both tearing up cause, THEY'RE SO PROUD OF YOU.
They loved when you turned into a white tiger, they immediately did the same as well and you 3 played for hours that day.
You'll be learning a lot about white tigers 🐯
The Kratts will prepare a little corner for you to play with your power suit. It's filled with toys and plushies.
Chris like to play chase with you while you're on your power suit, you'll chase him around turtle and tackle him to the ground and tickle him.
"HAHAHA m-martin h-help ! A w-white ahahaha t-tigers attacking me hahaha" he couldn't talk because of your tickling, you just kept laughing as you played with him. You do the same with Martin and the rest of the gang.
They're keeping you away from Zach of course, not only is he a bad guy, he has tried kidnapping you once.
I like to headcanon that martin and Chris can sing really well, soooo there are lots of Lullabies when you go to sleep.
Martin is kind of strict when it comes to your sleep schedule. "Look at the time lil fangs, time for bed, no no no don't give me that face, you're going to sleep." He's not mean, he just wants you to have a goodnight sleep :(
Chris sometimes lets you off, "what's so bad about missing some hours of sleep?" Yeah...he had to deal with your grumpy sleepy self the next morning and also get scolded by martin.
I also headcanon that they both like to eat healthy, so they prepare tasty and healthy meals for you.
Nicknames: martin: lil one, tiger, lil fangs Chris: squirt,lil adventurer, tiggy(tiger)
10/10 they're the best brother caregivers you could get.
Hope you liked this, sorry it took so long. Ive been kinda busy.
Here you go 🐯🙏💓
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Okay so i had this in my mind, so do you know about moominmamma from moominvalley, just to summarize her shortly, she's described as a calm and comforting caretaker, who has a odd way of doing housekeeping and seems to always be calm, always making the tastiest foods, always carrying around a handbag that seems to have everything, and also knows the slight changes in the moomin house after her hibernation, and also might have been hiding a criminal (Stinky) from the police.
Soo i have a fun idea of the farmer being exactly like moominmamma, they do an odd way on doing anything, giving off strong parental figure vibe, always know whenever someone move or took their stuff, even a little, and maybe even befriending monsters( i can imagine them simply hanging out with Apophis or even having tea with Gabrielle).
How would all of the RSV characters react to a Moominmamma! Listener?
Hell yeah, Moomin mentioned! :D
I really like that idea for Farmer ❤️ Thanks for your ask, dear anon, and enjoy!
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Trinnie and Keahi adore Farmer and will never miss a single opportunity to visit them on the farm. After all, the kind Farmer always treats them to something tasty (Keahi sometimes even thinks that Farmer is a little better cook than his father), always lets them pet the animals, and even ride a horse (not without a protective helmet and supervision from Farmer, of course), and also never refuses the energetic children in advice if they are worried about something. Admittedly, if Farmer gets Keahi and Trinnie up to mischief, it's not without a dose of light scolding (who uses a bomb for a prank?), but on the whole, Farmer is a favourite adult for the kids.
Maddie, Flor, Kiarra and Paula decided to make a little experiment at their leisure in Stardew Valley, and asked Philip to move some things in Farmer's house while Farmer themself was standing with the girls (Farmer allowed it). When he returned to his friends, however, all four girls waited to see what Farmer would say in reply. "Philip moved my coffee mug in the kitchen a little to the left of the sink." The shocked man nodded his head in confirmation. "HOW?!" "It's always like that. Anyway, who wants some berry pie?"
Aguar has an experiment of his own on Farmer as well... Only in this case, it will also involve the dangerous monsters that lurk in the depths of Ridge forest. Why are they aggressive to everyone but Farmer? What kind of aura do they exude that monsters obediently stand near them and willingly accept... cookies in their clawed paws??? He can use their power to his advantage. For the defence of Ridgeside Village, naturally (well, and other purposes...).
Farmer has practically replaced Yuuma's parents while they have to travel for work. The boy was at first uncomfortable with Farmer's care and didn't want to impose on the adult with his chores and thoughts, immersing himself in taking care of his older brother. But it was Farmer's help, kindness and care that allowed Yuuma not only to have free time to be a child, but also to vent his accumulated emotions to someone, about his fears and worries for his brother and how much he missed his mom and dad.
No, Jio doesn't need anything from Farmer. And no, he doesn't need woollen socks, it's not cold in the woods- no, he doesn't need it in any way at all. Elf doesn't need a warm hat either. Why is Farmer chasing him like a protective mama hen? He's an assassin, this is ridiculous- No! For the last time, Jio doesn't need this- !!! Okay, he'll take the plum pudding, it looks delicious. Thanks. And go away.
The kindness and parental care from Farmer is just a breath of fresh air for the Amethyne family, whose members sacrifice almost everything for the legacy of their family name. Louie clung to Farmer like a magnet, wanting to spend more time with them. He even stopped calling them a servant and started working on his behaviour thanks to their advice and help. The advice was especially accepted by Ariah, who was already freaking out due to a nearly failed exam and a lot of pressure. The faithful servants Irene and Sonny themselves were not left out of Farmer's attention, they were even a little unaccustomed to it - usually they take care of family and guests, but here it was somehow the opposite. Zayne is a little shy, but very grateful to Farmer for everything and for always listening to him and helping him in difficult decisions. Maive is just happy with Farmer and appreciates them for everything they have done for her family, sometimes being surprised that Farmer sees only good in her too, even though the head of the Amethyne family herself knows that she can be strict and even unpleasant.
While the grumpy elf is trying his best to hide from Farmer, Daia is taking full advantage of this. Who could say no to a delicious cranberry cheesecake, especially since Farmer makes it just perfect! The ninja has never known family and parental care, having been raised from an early age with only one job - to kill anyone her Lady points her finger at, so Daia doesn't mind feeling cared for, if only for a little while. Though she admits it's a little strange.
"Farmer, we need to have a serious talk." Belinda doesn't even know anymore whether to be angry at the careless Farmer who approached Gabriella's closest minions unarmed, with intentions of "settling the conflict," or surprised at the minions agreeing to peace and having a tea party??? with Farmer. Can damned monsters even drink anything? It's as if Farmer has some sort of aura that makes all evil spirits calm down. At her mute request for help in this strange situation towards Raeriyala, the fox spirit only laughed softly at what was happening. Her deceased friend had been such a caring mother, and it was rather amusing to see Farmer adopt those traits of their grandmother. Maybe it's a hint that the damned souls can still be saved, since they're treating Farmer peacefully at least.
Olga has become resistant to Farmer because they are spoiling her husband Bert (who really doesn't mind a tasty sweets from Farmer) and daughter Trinnie with their maternal care. She is grateful to Farmer for their recipes for culinary masterpieces, sweaters and, though a little strange, very useful advice about the house, but Olga repeats time after time that these two need a stern hand.
Lenny sat on the picnic table with the rest of the adult residents of Ridgeside Village and was dying laughing when she saw Farmer, with arms full of sweaters, almost running after anyone they thought was not dressed appropriately for the cold weather. "Ay, ay, ay, are you jealous because you don't have a sweater either?" slyly quipped Carmen, who however was also amused by the scene. Especially since her daughter Blair was perpetually dressed lightly and had a good chance of catching a cold (despite her mother's scolding), so Farmer, who had persuaded her to wear sweater they had tied, was her salvation. Shanice, Naomi, and Malaya giggled quietly at what was happening while Richard with Pika and Lorenzo explained to a confused Kimpoi that Farmer had always been like this. Even though they all laugh, everyone knows that Farmer is the kindest soul, best friend and just a blessing from Yoba.
On the one hand, Faye is a bit annoyed by Farmer's care and advice, because she can take care of herself, you know (ugh, they are like her parents!). But later the waitress realises that they do it out of kindness, not because they think she is incapable of independent life. Plus she can't turn down Farmer's food (their cauliflower with cheese is delicious!).
"Aw yeah, free lunch!" Ian gave Sean a stern look after his not too polite comment when Farmer's stopped by their workplace with a hot meal for the boys. But the ginger man himself couldn't agree more with his friend: Farmer cooks so gloriously that it's impossible to refuse. They have become a frequent visitor (not even a customer anymore), just to make sure that both Ian and Sean don't forget to eat after their hard work. Ian is especially grateful, as he can save more money for his family.
Anton has already come to terms with his failures in life, believing that the only thing he has left to wish for is to numb the pain with cider and sleep. However, Farmer appeared in Anton's life and became a friend, a counsellor and a shoulder to cry on. And they always have plenty of tissues in their handbag after crying.
After the whole damn thing with that Jio and "Gabriela's followers", Corine is surprised at how calm Farmer acted at the sight of danger. Wait, don't tell her that Farmer didn't take up arms just because they want to be friends with these... creatures and live in peace like in fairytale. With all due respect to her good friend, Corine doesn't think just words will solve anything here... whatever that was.
Alissa and Ysabelle are going to be a little confused. It's not that Farmer's attention and care makes them uncomfortable, not at all. It's just... They're not little kids anymore, and they can take care of themselves. Alissa is a bit shy to say it directly, so as not to hurt Farmer's feelings, while Ysabelle said in plain text that if she needs help, advice or warm socks, she will ask directly. Luckily, Frmer understood both girls perfectly and is in no way offended.
Shiro was so happy when before his eyes Farmer cared for and helped Yuuma, allowing the boy to enjoy at least some free time like a child should. Even chuckled a little when his younger brother was a little shy of care from Farmer. Laughing until Farmer's attention turned to Shiro himself. He was a little shy too, but was grateful for the help and care, occasionally reminding him that he could take care of himself too. Heh, why does he need so many woollen socks?
"Don't you think I'm too old for all this?" Kenneth, June and Jeric in no way meant to insult the Farmer or their gift of a knitted jumper. It's only that such overprotection causes them a little confusion and misunderstanding. All those sweaters and- oh, ok, that cheesecake looks delicious. They'll accept that. Thanks Farmer.
For Lola and Freddie Farmer is the kindest, most polite and calm youth they have ever met. All their deeds, all their concern for the other residents of this town has not escaped the eyes of the retired assassins. And of course, two elderly men will not refuse the knitted socks that Farmer has put their care and love into (especially they are woolen - just the thing against the cold wooden floor in their house!). Lola is a little worried, though, because of Farmer's desire to solve all matters only in peace and even be friends with monsters. She's afraid lest Farmer's get in trouble because of it.
#ridgeside village#rsv#rsv trinnie#rsv keahi#rsv yuuma#rsv jio#rsv daia#rsv belinda#rsv raeriyala#rsv olga#rsv zayne#rsv bert#rsv louie#rsv irene#rsv sonny#rsv maive#rsv ariah#rsv blair#i can't tag everyone :(#rsv headcanons#thanks for the ask!#hope these HCs is not too chaotic
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Disney Descendants : Pixie Hollow Fairies and Their Humans Parental Addition Part 1
TigerWick:
Tiger Lily's Fairy Number 1 , Fira | Light Talent Fairy
Fira is the brightest light in Never Land. When she wants to, she can glow as brightly as the morning sun. This feisty fairy is better known to her friends as “Moth” because she is drawn to light the same way a moth is. Fira is a natural leader and can often be seen leading a group of light talents on a mission through Pixie Hollow. But she has also been known to take on more than she can handle. Once or twice, she’s almost lost her glow entirely from burning too brightly for too long.
Tiger Lily's Fairy Number 2 , Copper | Tinker Talent Fairy
Tinkers like feeling useful. They know they are better at fixing an inventing things than anyone else in Pixie Hollow, and they love being needed. That’s what makes Copper so unusual. She loves fixing things too, but she likes teaching other fairies to fix their own pots and pans even more. Copper will show any water fairy, garden fairy or kitchen fairy how to mend metal and create little gizmos. All they need to do is ask.
….. Lampwick's Fairy , Tizzywing | Fast Flying Talent Fairy
As dizzy as her name makes her sound, Tizzywing is a regular whirlwind. She can never remember if she’s coming or going. Half the time, this fast flying fairy arrives for breakfast with one shoe on and her nightcap still on her head. If she goes back to her room to find her other shoe, she might forget about breakfast entirely. Tizzywing is very easily distracted, but everyone loves her anyway , even if she almost never sticks around long enough to finish a sentence.
Alice x Pinocchio:
Alice’s Fairies , Quinnella and Lazarus
Art By @fairiesandbeatleslover , Fairy Ocs Belongs to @princessquinnella
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Pinocchio's Fairy , Dulcie | Baking Talent Fairy
Dulcie's specialty is poppy-puff rolls, salty and warm, and flecked with savory herbs. But that's not all Dulcie bakes: cookies, cakes, croissants, tarts, pretzels, bread. If it goes into an oven, Dulcie knows how to make it. She has five hundred recipes memorized and she is always inventing new ones. Dulcie is as sweet as her name, but she can be a little bossy. Her friends don't mind though because she makes sure they always have something warm and tasty to eat.
Alexander x Princess Eilonwy
Alexander's Fairy, Rani | Water Talent Fairy
Rani is the only fairy in Pixie Hollow who does not have wings. This brave water talent gave them to save Mother Dove. But she doesn’t miss them too much. With no wings to get wet, Rani can go swimming anytime she wants, something she’s always dreamed of doing. In fact, Rani is the only fairy to have visited the mermaids’ castle under the lagoon. These days Brother Dove acts as Rani’s wings. Like most water talents, Rani cries a lot. She’s not sad, she's just very emotional.
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Princess Eilonwy's Fairy , Lisel | Helper Talent Fairy
Of Queen Clarion's four helper fairies, Lisel might have the hardest job. It's her duty to make sure Queen Clarion goes to sleep at night! If she could, the Queen would stay up all night long reading reports from her Ministers. Even the Queen needs sleep, though. That's why Lisel is always there with a warm cup of tea and a fuzzy pair of slippers. She's gotten very good at putting the tired Queen to bed at night.
Cavin x Princess Calla From Adventures of The gummi bears:
Cavin's Fairy, Russell | Butterfly Herding Talent Sparrow Man
It takes a certain kind of animal talent to successfully herd butterflies. Russell isn’t as clever as the tricky butterflies he keeps track of but he is very, very persistent. If a butterfly is hiding, Russell won’t rest until he’s turned over every stone and looked behind every leaf. The butterflies of Pixie Hollow know that Russell will find them eventually. But they don’t really mind, as long as they get to have some fun.
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Princess Calla's Fairy , Sera | Scouting Talent Fairy
Sera is a scouting talent. That means she spends a lot of time watching for trouble. Sera loves keeping her eyes peeled for hawks and her ears perked for the buzzing of bee swarms. In fact, her senses are so keen that it can be hard for Sera to fall asleep at night. She can hear the fairy next door snoring and the bats flitting through the night air. But Sera wouldn’t give up being a scout for anything.
Shanti and Jane Darling:
Shanti's Fairy, Latia | Forest Talent Fairy
Pretty Latia is a forest talent fairy. With her oak leaf dress, she blends right in when she’s perched high up in a tree. Latia does daily patrols through the woods around Pixie Hollow, making sure all the trees are happy. Like many forest talents, Latia secretly thinks that the trees talk to her, and she likes to sing them lullabies at night. She’s sure the trees appreciate it, especially the elms. Latia is pretty sure they’re afraid of the dark.
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Jane Darling's Fairy , Spring | Message Talent Fairy
Spring is one of the best message talent fairies in Pixie Hollow. She’s almost as fast as a fast flying fairy. And she can memorize any message, no matter how long on the spot. Spring’s most impressive skill is her ability to find fairies. She always seems to know where everyone is even if she hasn’t seen them for days.
Lampwick and Pinocchio’s Family members:
Bella Rossi's Fairy, Madge | Animal Talent Fairy
Madge is an animal fairy. She is good friends with Cora, Finn, Terra, Fawn, and Beck.
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Carina Rossi's fairy , Glissandra | Light Talent Fairy
Glissandra is an unusual light talent. That’s because she loves rainy days. Glissandra enjoys the soft grey light that shines through the clouds. She tells her friends that she thinks it’s “poetic”. She also loves making rainbows after a storm. But Glissandra’s favorite thing about rainy days is the sight of raindrops hanging from a spider web. The way her light glistens off the droplets would bring a smile to any fairy’s face.
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Geppetto's Fairy , Azure | Woodcarving-Talent Fairy
Azure is a wood carver. She never goes anywhere without her sharp little knife, and she can’t be around a piece of wood without creating something. Azure loves to make small carvings of mice, birds and snakes. Her pieces are so lifelike that the other fairies sometimes mistake them for the real thing. In fact, the animal talent Beck once tried to start a conversation with one of Azure's chipmunks before she realized it was just a carving.
Smitty From Dumbo 1941 x Princess Marie From Adventures of The Gummi bears (Without Aquarianne From Adventures Of The Gummi bears Cuz she’s a full fledged mermaid ):
Smitty's Fairy , Clank | Tinker Talent Sparrow Man
The first thing anyone notices about Clank is how loud he is. He's also a little clumsy but the other tinkers don't mind. At the end of the day, there is nobody better at making a wagon or fixing a broken paintbrush than Clank. Of course, this super loud tinker would probably be quieter if he ever remembered to take the cotton stuffing out of his ears. He wears it because it can get loud in the workshop. When he forgets to take them out he ends up hollering at everyone because he can't hear.
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Princess Marie's Fairy , Nettle | Caterpillar Shearing Talent Fairy
Nettle thinks she has the best talent in Pixie Hollow (actually most fairies think that, even the mud-sifting fairies). Nettle is a caterpillar shearing fairy. Without her help, caterpillars would never be able to see where they’re going. Caterpillars don’t love having their hair clipped, but the good news is they don’t move very faster. With her practical head scarf keeping her hair out of her eyes, and her gleaming shears in her hand, Nettle is ready for business.
For @hannahhook7744 , @fairiesandbeatleslover and @princessquinnella
#disney descendants#descendants#peter pan#disney peter pan#peter pan 1953#pixie hollow#disney fairies
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hello! could i request headcanons for regressor Himiko Yumeno please?
hello!! definitely :) i hope you enjoy them, they were really fun to write!! take care of yourself, and have a nice day <3
regressor himiko yumeno headcanons!
•himiko is a really playful yet sleepy regressor! i think her age range would be from 2-4, though sometimes she wavers in between headspaces.
•loves doing magic tricks even when regressed!! or even playing pretend with plastic wands, cauldrons, etc. anything can be magic if you will it!!
•himiko would love drawing when regressed— anywhere and everywhere. she’ll color pictures, scribble on her arms, and even buy some little bath crayons so she can draw on the bathtub when she takes one!!
•speaking of, she enjoys anything cozy. warm baths, pillow forts, stuffed animal piles— it’s just comforting and safe— a lot of why she regresses.
•she drinks a lot of angel milk!! it’s so fun to watch the vanilla splash into the milk, and it’s warm and tasty <3
•himiko adores spring, primarily because it just makes her feel small! she gets to weave flower crowns and put flowers behind her ear. she gets to chase butterflies and watch bunnies hop in the yard. it makes her feel like when she was a kid again!
•has a big sweet tooth when regressed. she loves munching on ice cream, cookies and chocolates! especially when they have kid-like designs on the packaging/design.
•himiko has a lot of sensory items. like fidgets and soft toys, but also things that are visually sensory! like fairy lights or lights that look like stars on the ceiling. it’s so pretty and makes her slip!
•she sometimes struggles to button the buttons on her shirt or lace her shoes up. when she regresses, it can affect her ability to do certain things. she always appreciates it when someone helps her, even if all she can murmur out is a soft “‘ank you”
•himiko uses stickers a lot when she regresses. she’ll stick them to her face or hands, or place them in a sticker book. she especially loves animal designs!!
•as a whole, she’s a very cozy regressor, always happy to just feel safe and comfortable. it brings her the joys she had as a kid and helps her see the little things <3
#age regression#age regressor#agere#agere blog#fandom agere#sfw agere#sfw#safe agere#sfw interaction only#age dreaming#himiko yumeno#danganronpa#danger days#danganronpa agere#danganronpa age regression#danganronpa imagines#danganronpa headcanons#danganronpa writing#agere imagine#agere headcanons#agere writing
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Happy Pocky Day! Have you ever had these tasty snacks? You can find them here in the U.S.!
Pocky Day is a special snack holiday held every November 11 (11.11 looks just like a couple of Pocky sticks lined up together. It’s a clever marketing tactic by Glico to get people to have more fun eating Pocky and Pretz together). It’s a fun annual tradition where Japanese pop culture fans share Pocky sticks with friends and loved ones to spread joy and connection. Pocky boxes are meant to be shared with family and friends. Kiku and her BFF, Miwa, have met up for a day of shopping and sharing the treats! Kiku brought her favorite flavor, strawberry, as well as cookies and cream. Miwa also has the choco banana flavor and mint chocolate chip, and she brought the original flavor too.
Pocky Day exists because everybody loves snacking on tasty Japanese Pocky. Made by Glico, these delicious chocolate-covered biscuit sticks with a plethora of flavors are named after “pokkiri.” That's Japanese onomatopoeic word when you crack Pocky sticks in between your teeth. It’s one of the most iconic Japanese snacks that’s super easy to eat!
Pocky is so iconic that it always makes appearances in anime, manga, and Japanese TV series. Pocky plays a big part in Japanese pop culture. Boasting a smorgasbord of flavors, Japanese Pocky biscuit sticks holds the title in the Guinness World Records for being the “world’s largest chocolate-coated biscuit brand.”
I had so much fun creating these minis! I found actual photos of Japanese Pocky boxes - there are so many flavors, and some are limited editions such as sakura in the spring - and remade them in Photoshop in high quality, then scaled them down and printed them out. I also took an X-acto knife to two of the boxes to allow the sticks to fit inside. To make the sticks, I used toothpicks and paint. And yes, the sticks do fit inside the boxes! I'll probably have even more flavors next year!
Top row, from left: Matcha (green tea), cookies and cream, and choco banana. Bottom right, from left: Original chocolate, choco mint, and strawberry.
#my plastic life#tenderwolf#doll photography#one sixth scale#azone international#azone pure neemo#kiku ningyo#pocky#pocky day#anime doll#azonejp#myfroggystufffanpics
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Big Sir and Allen Gainsburg
I saw the best bellies of my generation destroyed by fatness, bulging hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the fast food streets at dawn looking for a hungry fix,
Jack felt like the gutter that he was dragging his fat ass through. He’d been wandering through the streets for six hours wondering when he’d find an open cafe. Wild with hunger and passionately hungover he thirsted for cake like a cock for ass. His bloated belly hung out from between his open plaid shirt, tightly constrained by his plain white tee, it was big, round and ballooned shaped. It bounced with every heavy step. He lit the last smoke of the pack as he plodded onto the Haight.
He’d already traipsed through the Mission, searched Union Square and the Wharf. Nowhere was fucking open. This city was a fucking killer to walk around. He preferred to travel the road by car. He dreamed of a day, far from 1955, when the city would be full of twenty four hour dinners and electrically powered personal mobility devices that would save a man from having to walk a single block up these hills. Maybe one day they would even deliver food to your door on such devices. His belly howled with hunger. Until he heard the jazz.
The sweet music of man trumpets was coming from a third floor window, “Bbrrraaaarrrpppp!” He looked up to the apartment window and heard a familiar voice.
“That was the sweetest one yet, man! Fruitier than a tangerine dream!”
It was Lawrence Spaghetti.
“Hey Lawrence! Let me in, man! I’m dying out here!”
“Is that Flapajack I hear?”
“Yeah man, It’s me! I’m starving! I’ve been out here all night!”
“”Ok man, we’ll let you in.”
The apartment was littered with food wrappers, beer cans, and cigarette butts that had been discarded on the carpet. Two heavily obese young men and one older one were splayed out half-comatose across two filthy sofas. Lawrence had laid himself down, legs akimbo, on one sofa. The other sofa was full of Will and Allen. The former was dressed smart in an ill-fitting suit that busted at the seams. The latter was humongous, a real beached whale, with long greasy black hair, geeky glasses, an unkempt beard, and manner.
Jack spoke to Will.
“I’m so fucking hungry, man. Please tell me you guys have the good stuff?”
“Giant cocks spunking puke jizz over the poor naked wild boys I didn’t alien rape in Tangiers kill my wife”
“You can’t talk to him, man. Too much cake, too far gone, tooo much cake.” It was Lawrence who spoke. “You wanna hit, man?”
“Naked twitching anuses flabby mexican boys”
“Ya see? Lost in cake.”
“I’ll take a hit, thanks man.”
Lawrence poured two pounds of cake mix into the bong Jack inhaled it in one go.
“Woo, I needed that!”
Lawrence reloaded Jack sucked down crazy clown circus entangled in intestines. Belly belonging bloat balloon
Queesy queers quack as they quaff quazy amounts of quirkus animals shut up will. Will’s buttons pop like whizzing bullet towards wife head belly burst open all to see cake will too much
“America make better us liberal food portions us” said Lawrence.
“You guys are way ahead of me,” said Jack as his stomach rumbled.
He went to the kitchen and found quazy amounts of cookies, chips and cake. He snorted a line of chip dust dick twitch and donut dope
nose hair wibble wobble ass fat jiggle joggle
Will Lawrence comfy sleep anus mouth jizz tasty fat fat fat leaky ass fat millions of american youth love cock pound hard shirt lift torn belly Norman Rockwell bloat ass strain wide gap thunder fart face breath cum taste wild boy inflate guts rectal explosion yes
Jack was now satisfied, horny and full, He sunk into the sofa next to Allen
“It always makes me hungry to love the bloat somehow- hate's so easy compared.”
“Big Sir,” said Allen, “I’m with you in Fatland where you’re fatter than I am”
Allen had eaten enough to transfer to another gastral plain. He was only aware of Jack due to the closeness of his circumference to his circumcision. Moluch! He shouted. No, they're all gone. I ate the last of them said Jack stomach pounding bursting full.
Bear beard bloated madness. Wild boys no Will asleep.
Moloch! Moloch! Fat party apartments! invisible sloburbs! swollen treasuries! blind capital gains! Demonic fast food industries! anal nations! Intestine gaseous madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous ass bombs!
Sshhh! Jack, calm Allen, mouth cock belly face. Fatter tomorrow cake mix hit more consume inhale groan stretch belch cake mix hit girth wound hard soft flab cake mix hit inhale digest pain cake mix hit inhale growth bloat boat belly sail wind champagne cake hit mix inhale large tank fire power face hit take inhale drown stream burst banks cake mix hit inhale monstrous digest intestines full cake mix hit inhale scream breath bong swell burst balls take hit inhale
Jack sleep Allen ass fat face Allen: who balled after breakfast in the dinner times in restaurants and the grass of public parks and bakeries scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may,
Sleep wild boys feast all night America boys fat future lazy safe scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may.
home is where your ass is
#feederism kink#gainer stories#fat belly#fat boy#gay gainer#gaining fat#weight gain stories#gay gainer stories#male wg#beat literature
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My top 4 Skybristle designs: Mortal-made deities or legendary-associated cookies
Hello everyone! Mysticeti or Sea Angel here and as an artist I'm always looking to expand my knowledge, analysis and prowess in character design. My most favorite kind at the moment is creature design, but I enjoy looking at all kinds within a lot of artists I follow, fandom related or not. I recently some videos analysing character design in video games like Pokemon became inspired to do a little essay of my own.
For fun, and with permission of my good buddy @skybristle I will be reviewing my top 4 favorite designs of minx's. While this list is inherently biased, I will generally be following a certain criteria of concept versus execution in general character design a lot of other analysts go by. So, if the character design executes the concept well, it can be considered a good design in the art world. Not only that, but an ugly or creepy character design doesn't automatically mean bad in the art world if it's intended that way. However, this is cookie run we're talking about so my criteria will mainly be this:
1: It's unique and eye-catching, but looks like a believable tasty treat or implements it's main ingredient well. This even goes for elemental deities, even if their concepts won't always be a conventional food!
2:Intimidating and cool, but also looks like it could be a 'friend.' or approachable unless deliberately intended otherwise. It at least has to look sentient and has a unique personality since this is the cookie run world of talking cookies and animals.
3:Complicated, but memorable. Within a world of many cookies, it can be easy to forget most of them. Especially their details with their naturally chibi little gingerbread bodies. However, the best character designs in my opinion are the ones you can't be bound to forget - especially the important details that stand out and compliment the design without overhauling it. Even if you don't remember the name of a cookie, you can instantly recognize them with their design.
For example, Golden cheese cookie's wings, especially in her sprite may seem to be a bit in the background but are still an obvious and staple part of her design, especially her silhouette. You could ask any cookie run fan and they'd immediately think of her wings. This can go for the markings on her wings and eyeliner, too, they aren't even part of the silhouette but are still a very memorable part of her design - double deserving of praise!
Also for this review I'll be looking at the mortal made deities or any legendary associated cookies even if they're not a deity within Skybristle's reimagining of CRK. In the future I may look false deities or the legendary beasts and animals.
DISCLAIMER: ALL of this art belongs to Skybristle! None of it belongs to me whatsoever, I was simply given permission by the artist to use mew's artwork here. Please go give minx a follow or check out all of minxes art and characters in one place toyhouse on their Tumblr I linked earlier!
Now, onto the rankings...! (Also, sorry for the grammar and writing errors, my Tumblr keeps farting every time I go back and edit them)
4: Hyacinth Eclipse cookie
The last priestess of Primordial light cookie herself, Hyacinth Eclipse cookie! While I do have my preferences which we'll go over below, I can't say this design isn't great on its own. One of my favorite parts of this design that I think works really well is the shape language, and the symbolism that slides to Eclipse's name. The sharp, golden regalia of the sun's rays and jewels or patterns that resemble stars and recur throughout the design contrast nicely against the soft and simple but bright color palette, and the symbols of the sun moon and stars never outdo each other. The stars obviously serve to compliment the outfit and design as the symbols of the moon, sun and eclipse are the ones that really catch your eye. While we get a glimpse of the moon phases on the collar of Eclipse cookie's cape and on aer staff, we can also easily spot the striking golden spikes that resemble the sun's rays outside of the cape or shoes. The different distinct patterns for the sun and moon that can be seen on the little paper plates wrapped around the wooden staff's arms are also beautiful, distinct and in tune with each other.
While at first, as a cosmic priest, her expression seems calm but tenative - when looking closely, she looks extremely overwhelmed even with all this regal finery and grandeur. Just as overwhelmed as someone would be looking directly at a solar eclipse, or any cosmic diaster. Which, in a way, she sort of did witness one when it comes to her story. My only nitpick though is that I wish this design utilized the "Hyacinth" in Hyacinth Eclipse cookie's name more. With just the eclipse theme and the relatively average color palette that other cookie run characters related to the dream world directly line up with, she sort of looks like she could be any other character from the city of wizards. However, I'm not sure whether this was intentional or not, since she did look different from before Primordial light died, becoming incredibly jaded since. Her design from when she was a priest though IS very beautiful and unique, however! I'm not sure whether it's outdated or not though.
Not only that, but when it comes to her story of love and loss however, the name is not in vain! Hyacinth flowers can be associated with peace and commitment as they are associated with the God Apollo, but purple ones specifically are symbolized as sorrow and one begging for forgiveness. Blue ones are also associated with sincerity, and loyalty, like the loyalty Hyacinth Eclipse cookie always shows to Primordial light whether alive or dead, along to her family.
3:Wisteria cookie
What can I say? Wisteria's got to be one of the most beautiful cookies within the collective world of Skybristle's lore, both in concept and execution. Sky told me that they inferred concepts from a friend and I can't say I love it more! The idea of a wisteria-themed cookie is wonderful, and as someone who has been lurking around the cookie run Tumblr fandom since about 2017, I can't say I've heard of the concept too much beforehand, much less this strikingly. While there may have been previous wisteria themed cookies lurking around, this design is definitely what comes to anyone's mind when they hear of a wisteria-themed character. It completely utilizes the wisteria theme to it's full potential - from the literal flowers flowing from the hair to the dress patterns to even the hair flowing like the long, fast growing flowering vines of wisteria. Even the tails of butterflies that accompany Wisteria cookie flow like wisteria do.
Not only is the floral cookie theme executed nicely on a surface level, but also fits with the character's outfit and cultural fashion, resemblant of Japanese kimonos or even Korean hanboks but as if they were made of the flower itself. All of this natural majesty and grandeur that simply stems from the floral and cultural inspiration makes Wisteria cookie technically being a deity within the Cookie world feel all the more natural(a huge strength imo when it comes to mortal made deities)Within the naturally bright and saturated world of cookie run, more laid-back and desaturated looking designs are always welcomed and fits her story/character/homeland immensely.
Ironically, it naturally makes her stand out, especially as a goddess, even though traditionally IRL gods are moreso associated with a lot more radiance and light. At the same time though, wisterias irl are considered to be among the most colorful flowering vines ever, alluding to Wisteria's origins being within the dark frozen wasteland that is the Dark Cacao kingdom but still becoming a beacon of hope and peace within the land particularly in her godhood. Not only that, but if you're a newer fan of CRK, flowers and peace aren't traditionally what you'd associate with the Dark cacao kingdom's whereabouts, but it's a pure genius move for that to be the primary theme of Wisteria cookie. From the choice of the flower for what it represents + the environments it's native to paralleling the snowy kingdom, to her storyline relating to becoming a goddess of peace since the first war, to how the floral theme is executed with her design. Her design may seem simple, but full of so many lovely hidden details, and gets more unique the minute I talk about her!
Fun fact, but culturally, the wisteria is also associated with longevity, resilience, and immortality, as it is a flower that can live for centuries - befitting for a goddess of peace and patience. Her expression may seem simple, but can say so many things when you look at it more closely. This person has seen unspeakable things, but still chooses to remain hopeful about the world, like how wisteria blooming even when there is still snow out on early spring. Or is it a look of uncertainty, trying to put on a hopeful and brave face for others as the goddess of peace? On the other hand, despite the jaded and tired looking face, Wisteria cookie's design still retains an approachable and soft demeanor. This cookie is motherly, and will take care of you. However, as a cookie made of such a long-living flower, she definitely looks like a very experienced and ancient mage that is obviously different from the modern-day ones in the Dark Cacao Castle at first glance, just as how wisteria is considered to be one of the most brightly-colored flowering vines, especially as one growing in such dark and cold circumstances of early spring when snows still outside.
2:Glace berry cookie
While Wisteria is a cookie that utilizes her theme and main ingredient amazingly within her design while also looking unique, Glace Berry's design takes that to a whole new level. Just looking at her face instantly draws you into this character. Her eyes alone look like there's a whole magical land of frost going on in there. Looking at Glace Berry's design is like being a child and experiencing snow for the first time, seeing it glow like diamonds against the dark night. The dark blues of her outfit complimented by the shiny blue perfect contrast of how winter may be depressing and dark, but also wondrous and magical. Not only that, but the simple looking outfit full of beautiful hidden details looks so cozy and the patterns can remind you of a grandma-knitted sweater, or looks like it could be from a Jan Brett book, like ironically her book about the Gingerbread man.
I can't say how the palette contrast between orange against the relatively monochromatic blues really seals the otherworldly look for this character that just draws you in, like true a snow siren some call her. While incredibly unique, this design also utilizes it's berry theming quite well too. While there are lots of cookies I can think of that utilize both their food themes and cultural/social inspiration well simultaneously, Glace berry takes it to the next level - with her berries not only alluding to her name but also providing a beautiful level of contrast that not only compliments, but enhances the monochromatic palette of icy and dark blues. Despite her canonical connection and similar appearance to Sherbet cookie, this design has so many things about it you can never find nor associate with Sherbet with his own name and food/cultural inspiration. Everything about her design just really gives you childhood nostalgia, especially if you ever grew up with winter in your area, while also having so many unique elements on its own - both food-related and winter-related.
Alright! That concludes the top four. So now, our little winner of the legendary-related original characters is....
ABYSSAL STAR cookie!
(and to answer your question on how she is legendary-related, she does have a lot of narrative ties with black pearl...also, i couldn't really find anyone else) Okay, maybe I am a bit biased. But just LOOK at this thing and say it isn't the most coolest of cookie run designs you may have ever seen. It has so many hidden details and and features that alude to the angler fish inspiration, along with beautiful and striking colors or shape language, all while looking like a completely believable cookie run character even if she's not conventionally sweet, made of a consumable food or human-adjacent. Also, many of the elements of the design are just fucking cool. The locs that look like a deep sea squid's tentacles, the little piercings and ropes, very nice! I also love the little sparkles, not putting the star in her name in vain. Though, I do feel like her tail does look a bit big and un-attached to her relatively frail looking body, though she is a cookie, so it checks out. I think the cape is also a little much for a cookie design especially when she does have the tail going on, but could definitely work in a more realistic or gijinka of this cookie.
While not a grandeur deity nor a powerful mage, what I think makes Abyssal star cookie's design work so well against all the others is how the concept is so simple and very believable in concept, execution, and even design, all while being so unique even against legendaries and ancients. Like I said before, she may not be made of a natural element nor a conventionally sweet food, but it's not like Cookie run itself hasn't made plenty of fish inspired and more mercreature adjacent esigns before whether they are based on actual seafood or not, both of legendary and non legendary status. Even in the living deep sea city, there's an angler-fish cookie! However, her relatively dark color palette with the contrast of bright pink and purple colors, along with the shape of her fins and general aesthetic look very distinct from any other angler fish inspired cookie design.
And on the contrary, this cookie naturally looks intimidating and even otherworldly as she is from the deep sea, but just as cute as any other cookie. It's the perfect ditchomy that I think really encapsulates the legacy of cookie run character design, all while having the artists personal touch and style to it. Her expression is naturally, cold and intimidating, but not just cool and stoic either, showing so much personality in there! It's a nasty, confrontational, "I don't trust you" type of look that tells you to immediately stop what you're doing and question all your life decisions. However, her colorful color palette can also tell us that this cookie is capable of becoming an ally or friend that will fight for you to the end. One of the artist's biggest strengths is how they draw expressions, giving so much personality and life to even the most initially scary and unfeeling-looking cookies. And that's what makes Skybristle's designs so nice. I'm not sure how else to end this, but see you on the next potential review :]
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i totally get what you said about putting emotions into words, there's something so nice about being able to put words down as a reflection on tboughts, even if they are sad thoughts. do you have any favorite holiday related foods or drinks? i love gingerbread cookies so much, but really any kind of cookie is my fav holiday related foods bc i'm a sweets fiend. i also really love hot chocolate or any sort of peppermint flavored things :D also wondering if you have seen any cute animals lately, whether that be pets or wild animals! i've seen so many little birds and squirrels lately, they make my walks to class very enjoyable!
-pickle
Yeah, this is what I kind of need now and I kind of did I think.
For food it would definitely be carp. I love this fish <3 It's a tradition here to eat it and it's always that I am eating the rest of it and parents are waiting for me to finish XD My grandma did the same, I'm carrying her tradition! Your choices are very tasty as well, especially gingerbread
Oh yes, I saw a bunch of great tits lately. Classes were so interesting that I looked at them through window instead of paying attention to the lesson - old professors will be the end of this degree, i swear to God. I'm glad you can enjoy your walks to school with wild animals, that's actually very cute <3
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My OCs in Uniflip
The Uniflip AU belongs to @uniflip-official!
Uniflip Swanna, first of all, is a very posh peacock girl named Peahenna. She is always seen wearing a sophisticated pink dress. However, she’s not very talkative. She’d rather stay at home and weave. Lee is a cherry-shaped gemstone who is adventurous and very talkative. He has an almost magical archery talent, as well as an eye for fashion. The two of them are from Graceia, a fashionable, high-society land surrounding a lake. They took up work in the Unidominion for reasons known only to them.
Floela, who in Big Bright World is Neapolitan’s friend, is Master Smile and Brock's friend. She likes to make ice cream, but she’s very clumsy and tends to make a mess. She just wants everyone to get along, but she tends to be a little hotheaded. She is close with her twin brother Neapolitan, who likes piloting and air-related things besides making desserts. Their family has lived in Uniflip!Frowntown all their life, but their heritage comes from Sugar Valley.
Germafrost is a mischievous and playful boy from Sugar Valley. Though he sometimes stumbles and falls, he goes wherever the wind takes him. He likes to prepare delicious ice cream cakes and collect sprinkles and chocolate chips he finds in the ground. He eventually meets Floela, and he helps her improve her skills in baking. Also, in Sugar Valley, there are ten types of desserts you can make, including cakes, ice cream, cookies and candies.
Lute, a sheep/ice cream hybrid, is Germafrost’s caretaker who likes to play the lute when she’s not baking cookies. She’s very punctual and is often seen at work. It’s rumored that when you eat one of her cookies, you’ll be able to see the possible futures of how the rest of your week will go. She gets really concerned for her loved ones’ safety.
Abigail, or Abby, is Germafrost’s other caretaker. She is a gray wolf who likes to improvise, and like Germafrost, she is drawn to things that look tasty. She likes to look up at the stars at night. She makes freeze-dried candies.
Tennatop, noted for his long, swirly antennae, is a pink and orange butterfly who lives in the multi-biome kingdom of Teravi (TEHR-ah-vee). He loves having a good time, and he’s always ready to have fun and play. He still tries to be conscious and keep himself safe. He is a huge animal person, doing his best to care for the fauna of his world. He’s also quite the party animal.
Lily is Tennatop’s inventive friend and the princess of Teravi. She is a blue butterfly. She is a problem solver who tinkers with the things she finds in nature. She also tries to make sure that her inventions won’t leave behind waste or use up too much energy. She can often be found in her workshop.
Lucian, who nicknames himself Spike, is the liveliest and peppiest member of Tennatop’s friend group. He is a golden sun moth who styles his hair in points that look like sun rays. He is a graceful and agile circus performer, and he loves when people watch him flip and swing on the trapeze. Though he sometimes falls down, he doesn’t let his mishaps define him.
Marcella is a honey bee. She doesn't like to be in one place for very long, and she doesn’t like getting wet. She travels around Teravi to collect nectar. She can fly at very fast speeds, meaning that it can be hard to see her. She easily gets bored and impatient, but she’s loyal and resilient.
Cream is a friend of Tennatop and Marcella who is a small pink butterfly fairy. He is learning to care for crops and plants, and he has no problem getting dirty. He also likes to make his crops into salads, and he always has some salad cream on hand for them. He is considerate, so he often checks up on his friends.
Kira is a blue glaucus who lives in an undersea land called Marinia. She’s assertive and rather short-tempered. She’s an athlete who loves underwater sports, especially volleyball. She has a good sense of problem-solving and teamwork. Though she’s a loose cannon, you can always count on her to pick you up.
Bia is Kira’s lifelong best friend. She is a red lion’s mane jellyfish. She is dreamy, mellow, and goes with the flow most of the time. She cares for the undersea plants in her garden. She also likes to make pottery and paintings. She’s very merciful and is respectful towards everyone. She’s paralyzed in her bottom half, so she has prosthetic fins that help her swim.
Allegra is a hybrid of a blue-ringed octopus and a sea star. She’s very polite and upbeat, and she brings happiness to others. She is a pacifist, as well as very romantic. She’s open and expressive, wanting to let other people know how she’s feeling. Making music is her top favorite thing to do. She is a singer, songwriter, actress and occasional poet.
Zora is a curious and fearless leafy sea dragon. He has a can-do attitude, and he’s intuitive and smart. He never shies away from tossing the dice and taking chances. He is a filmmaker who hopes to direct his own movies someday. He supports his friends through any situation. He nicknames himself Tangerweed because he’s always thought that the leaves on his body look like tangerine-colored seaweed.
Master Love is a Bloom Lord that wants to spread love and joy to all of the people of the world. She is patient about finding a partner of her own, and she understands that not everybody needs to have love to be happy. She also really loves herself, giving herself affirmations every day.
Prince Trey is the elven son of King Arcentharion of Charmland. He is very, very, VERY shy and sensitive. He’s also calm and relaxed. He loves kittens, flowers, things that are cute, and most of all, soccer. He bursts into tears whenever someone provokes him. He has the magical ability to freeze water. After he lost his older sister to an accident, Master Smile encouraged him to open up about his feelings.
Estara is the royal advisor to the king. She’s very devoted to her job, and she seems to be the one holding Charmland together. Though she can be bossy sometimes, she’s very motherly and protective towards Trey. She prefers very expensive things, and goes out of her way to make an event or interior as fancy as it can be. Her mom tried to push her into practicing mad science, but Estara wanted to be a clock repairwoman. To this day, she enjoys fixing clocks and helping people tell the time.
Sgt. Luna is a chivalrous and brave knight, but she tends to be self-centered and rude. She views herself as the gorgeous leader of Charmland’s royal guard of mages, but she doesn’t really know what she’s doing. She neglects cleaning her room and work space. Besides casting spells with her staff, she also enjoys writing plays. She comes from Stage Island, a theatrical land.
Estelle is Trey’s adoptive younger sister. Unlike him, she’s not an elf. She’s dramatic, and she’s a huge night owl. She speaks with a lot of emphasis in her voice. She often goes outside to hang out with her friends, such as her close friend Imogen. She is an enthusiast for undersea treasures and mysteries.
Imogen is an open-minded girl who is very forgiving of others. She looks past the negative qualities of everyone. She’s a huge butterfly lover and has lots of feeders built on her house. She and Estelle attend a yearly convention for pirates and ocean explorers. She lives in a houseboat on a lake.
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Small Business Ideas in Delhi
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So. My friend and I are vegetarian for several years now. Already annoyed? It's ok, I'm used to it.
We celebrate Christmas with his family every year with a traditional dish. There is roast meat and lots of side dishes. All super tasty and cooked by several members of the family. So a few years ago, we started to go vegetarian. I stated multiple times that we don't need any changes on christmas. There are plenty of sides, I ask if I can bring anything extra and the answer is no - and the "cooking granny" always did extra stuff to make us something awesome.
But this took so much extra time. So last year, I decided to make a Seitan-roll-roast for my boyfriend and me to take the extra work away from her.
Why fake meat? We could just make vegetables or something? Yes of course. But I love cooking and a challenge to. And we both also love the traditional christmas dish. We wanted to have a closer replacement for us. In no way do I want to state it's the same for everyone. Also, you can just shove it in the oven and it's done!
So, what happened on Christmas?
I worked three days on this dish for the "meat", filling and sauce. It came out really good! You see, I love cooking. I love to hear about recipes, I don't care if it has animal products in it or not. It's my hobby. We always talk about the food on christmas and of course, some were also interesed in our "creation". But I felt looks from other people. They were nearly offended.
"It's not the same" - yeah, but we like it :)
"I could never go vegetarian" - never stated anything like that.
"why do you wash the flour? It's already fine!" - Yeah you do this to get Seitan. Do you also question why a dough needs to rest?
It was uncomfortable. I love cooking. I love talking about food. But at some point, I stopped talking about it.
Don't get me wrong btw. I hate peta. Every vegan/vegetarian I know hates peta. They probably imposed stuff in this article on the reader too. But when you say "yule is not yule without meat" you do the same. You gatekeep something from people who just want to participate in something.
My friend and I are vegetarian/vegan because we think we can live without meat. Of course we don't change the world. But we can help a bit. Another person is doing something different. That is fine. But why do people who just don't eat everything are always the center of hate???
Did you ever think about that the "load, noisy vegans who shout MEAT IS MURDER" may just be the loudest part of the group?
Did you ever think that a few people are just veggi because they don't like meat or can't drink milk?
And if we talk about religion - if you don't eat pig, it's sometimes easier to just get the veggi option.
I want to be vegan too. But I make exceptions when people bake cake or something. If it was the other way around, someone would should "don't force this stuff on me!" But I just accept it. Because I know it's harder to bake vegan. And be a little happy for ever vegan cookie I get and didn't ask.
don't fucking go there PETA
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m_liico on Instagram. Cookies “Atelier ukai”.
#food cw#food stim#cottagecore#konpeitō#pink aesthetic#pinkcore#cute food#konpeito#cookies#visual stim#sweetcore#dessert stim#shortbread#japanese sweets#sweets#matcha#afternoon tea#cherry blossom#the cookies in anime always look so tasty#gif#my post
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Hello! I saw ur how animals love or something like that with Twisted Wonderland and I was wondering if u could do same with malleus, azul, floyd and Jade (maybe for their part + including Azul, u could make them in their "animal" form, I said "animal" bc they have half of the top of their body human only bottom is animal what I saw in the image) it's okay if u don't wanna! Sorry bad english
How Do Animals Love? Pt 2
Feat. Octavinelle; Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech and Malleus Draconia
How do they show love with their animal sides?
They/Them pronouns for reader. Reader is referred to as Yuu.
A/N: I intended to add the fish mafia to the first part but couldn’t decipher a damn thing about how morays or octopus show affection to mates or if they even do that so buckle up and get ready for my bullshit marine biology report lol ✨
Octopuses show affection with cuddling! They are very curious creatures and tend to learn about new things with lots of touching!
Azul more than likely won’t allow Yuu to see his animal form unless they are very close and they swear not to tell anyone how chubby he is in said form. Until then, he’s always got his hands on them, cradling their face and rubbing their cheeks or just wrapping an arm around them. Yuu is basically his personal body pillow.
His tentacles have a mind of their own. Azul can’t stop himself from wrapping them around Yuu just to hold them close. Yuu leaves cuddle sessions looking like they’re covered in hickies from head to toe. Those suction cups are no joke. Jade and Floyd tease them and Azul relentlessly for this.
“Hm? Oh hello, angelfish! No, don’t go, I was just doing some work. Sit here and let me hold you. We can do whatever you like once I’m done… My dear, why are you wearing that? Nobody needs to see the marks from my tentacles on your body! The twins are still bullying me after last time! … *sigh* You are lucky you’re adorable.”
Morays are weird little freaks of nature. Their “affection” is basically not biting the hell out of you so long as you give them food and pets.
In Jade’s case, he prefers pets! He’s a little touched starved so when he’s in need of love, Yuu can expect him to suddenly wrap them in a warm hug from behind or nuzzle into their neck to leave kisses or bites if he’s in a certain mood.
Sometimes Jade will show up to Ramshackle just for some love. There’s nothing he loves more than laying in Yuu’s lap with his arms around them while they stroke his hair. He also really likes massages. Giving them or receiving? Both, he’s happy either way.
“Yuu, my darling, are you busy right now? I had a rather long day at the Monstro Lounge and I could use a recharge… Oh, you give such healing hugs. How would you like to go for a swim with me today?”
Ever heard of the diver who fed a moray for 5-6 years so every time she went diving the moray would show up for pets? That is Yuu and Floyd.
Floyd likes to joke about how delicious Yuu look and playfully trying to bite their cheek. Yuu, taking the shenanigans a bit too literally, now gives Floyd snacks so he’ll stop staring at them with hungry eyes.
He’s not actually gonna eat them of course! But hey, he’s not gonna say no to free snacks. Plus the fact this little human’s first reaction to seeing Floyd is holding up a cookie or something is indescribably cute and hilarious to him.
“Oh woe is me, I feel dizzy! I could certainly go for some delicious shrimp right now… Lil Shrimpy! Don’t give me that look! You know I’m just teasing ya, c’mere. *smooch* I actually am hungry though. Let’s get Jade to cook us something tasty!”
Dragons hoard shiny things and other stuff they consider treasure. That includes Yuu.
Nobody actually knows if Malleus has his own dragon treasure hoard. There’s rumors that his hoard lies somewhere in an abandoned castle in his hometown or in a secret place on Sage’s Island. Surprise! It’s in Ramshackle Dorm. Malleus sees Yuu as his most precious treasure so naturally he ended up leaving shiny objects around the dorm. It started with little things like gold coins or little jewels until it became a full blown hoard.
Yuu just moves all of Malleus’s treasure items into an empty bedroom where nobody grim can mess with it. Now that room is kind of like their nest. Malleus loves to lay in there with Yuu in his arms, hidden away from the world. A room full of beautiful jewels and gold and other treasures but his eyes remain on Yuu.
“Do you like that diamond I found, child of man? You may keep it if you like… Lay here with me for a moment, darling. Does this not feel like a fairytale? A dragon guards a castle and inside lies mountains of treasure and a beautiful prince/princess… Only I won’t let any knights steal you away from me.”
#ren writes#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst x gn reader#twst x yuu#octavinelle#diasomnia#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#malleus draconia
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