#the connoreatspants difference i guess

[the-king-of-lemons]

always something with this fucking guy

[mcytblr-archive]

Early MCYTblr Interviews: leftistgnf

today's interviewee (after far too long letting this sit in my drafts) is leftistgnf/marg, also known for running the gnflegalteam blog! they were kind enough to answer my laundry list of questions, and i'm excited to finally share them with you all!

Q: What do you remember about the mcytblr awards?

A: omg i hope this isn’t a disappointing way to start but i actually remember very little about these. were these the ones angie markets did? i just remember attempts to make mcytblr-wide events like this usually got complained about because the fandom was too big lol.

Q: What was the gnflegalteam blog?

A: probably the most poorly-aging part of my digital footprint 😭sometime in late 2021 i started doing a bit on my blog where i’d roleplay as a lawyer defending george from the gay allegations. on april fools day 2022 i made a sideblog with this fake press release about how we lost our case and needed help with the appeal and people started sending asks and it became a whole little side project. it was honestly pretty fun! people who already didn’t really fuck with me called it parasocial, but so was everything we were all doing all the time. unfortunately it is gone forever now…. after the story about george sexually assaulting caiti became public i made a final post telling him to kill himself and someone reported it and tumblr deleted the sideblog LMAO. it was a pretty fitting way for it to go out.

Q: What was the "drama stream" that you and Hari streamed?

A: HAHAHA okay this was like, summer 2022 i think? i had made this channel with the gnflegalteam username just to talk in sol’s twitch chat, with no intention of ever streaming, but hari and i began kicking around the idea of doing a “””drama stream””” where we’d mostly talk about cc drama. i’m not sure how to best describe this but: we, and our friends, tended to disagree with the dtblr majority on a lot of controversies. and dtblr could be really vicious when you had differing opinions! even on inconsequential stuff like lore takes! so people already saw me and hari as being toxic and controversial, just because we held those differing opinions, and i guess i felt like i didn’t have anything to lose by talking about it all at once.

admittedly we clickbaited it a lot and probably flew too close to the sun and hari made a very uhhh.. inflammatory advertisement for it. but looking back i don’t think we actually talked about anything THAT crazy. like i said, most of the “drama” was related to creators or the dsmp and not other tumblr users. there was a group of blogs who specifically planned a stream at the same time as ours and made posts about choosing positivity or something, which blew what we were doing way out of proportion and created its own unnecessary drama. but the stream itself, after all the angry anons we got leading up to it, was a lot of fun. it attracted a lot more attention than i ever expected. i infamously got connoreatspants to react to a raid from a channel called “gnflegalteam,” which was probably one of my favorite moments of my whole mcytblr experience.

Q: What was it like to be in 404blr?

A: 404blr, especially in the earlier days, was nice because there were so few of us who actually considered themselves “”george mains.”” george never streamed and was barely even active on social media so a lot of the community bonding happened over content droughts. i remember a lot of thinkpieces on the trajectory of his career and these floods of desperate “i miss george” posts. also, i know you didn’t ask about 404cord but i want to mention it briefly because basically everyone on 404blr ended up joining in the first couple of days. before all the drama it was really just 404blr people, plus a couple dream stans who also really liked george. it used to be very fun and normal!

imo most of the conflict surrounding 404blr happened when we fought with other subblrs. there was definitely a clash between dream/dnf mains and george mains, because they would really mischaracterize and over-sexualize george in ways that felt weird to us. in the context of shipping, george was always portrayed as this blushing virginal twinkish nymphomaniac. in general a lot of self-proclaimed dnf/dream team mains were really just dream mains who liked george as the other half of a ship and didn’t really care about him as a person. honestly, we were always just on a soapbox trying to convince people that george was a fun interesting good streamer.

it’s complicated to look back on because obviously i think george is really fucking gross now, which colors all my memories of being a fan of his. i don’t know that i still agree with my past self about him being particularly good at streaming either. but i met a lot of friends through 404blr and generally think about that specific community fondly

Q: Why was Hari in people's blocklists?

A: hmm i won’t say too much about this just because it’s not my exposé to give. but like early 2021, when i had just joined mcytblr, there was this discord server that hari was in, and they had a conflict that escalated to the point of some members putting her and “her supporters” in their dnis. it was really bizarre because they talked about her like she was a problematic content creator and not a friend they fought with. i was mutuals with a couple of the people who were mad at her and they were vagueposting like she killed their entire family. iirc everyone involved was very young at the time, which i think explains a lot of how that went down.

Q: Do you think there was an overlap between inniters and 404blr?

A: yes thanks to me! JUST KIDDING. i personally was a big clingy duo fan so i followed a lot of inniters and ended up being friends with a lot of inniters, but most of them didn’t really gaf about george. a lot of inniters (sbi fandom in general) didn’t like dream and really didn’t like rpf so we were a little star-crossed… i can’t speak for innitblr as a whole but there were definitely jokes among my mutuals about a couple of us being token george mains or token dnfers. because george (at the time) was kind of controversy-free and also interacted a lot with the uk dsmp creators, i think it was easier for them to let 404blr into their hearts than like, dreamblr or dtblr.

on the other side, a lot of dtblr people hated inniters because they were critical of dream, or because they had such different opinions on lore. i was constantly getting anons asking me why i was friends with certain blogs who had made fun of dream before. so i guess idk if crossover is the right word because it was more like, three or four dnfers who really liked tommy and shamefully showed up at the doorstep of innitblr asking not to be softblocked. thank you spider enclosure for extending that grace to me.

Q: What was it like on the inniter side of Tumblr?

A: my personal experience with innitblr was great! obviously a lot of them felt apathetic or negative towards george or the dream team but that was never really an issue for me i guess -- all my mutuals’ criticisms were pretty fair, even back when i disagreed with them. i remember the community itself being really funny and a lot less volatile than dtblr or even 404blr. they were also way more invested in lore, which was another draw for me because i was always a huge lorehead. tbh i probably posted as much about clingy duo as i did about the dream team so i was basically a part time inniter anyways. that being said, innitblr skewed a little younger than dtblr so i was never as involved in the community. but i always loved interacting with them and i’m still friends with a lot of my (ex-)innitblr mutuals. most of spider enclosure (for example) are still on tumblr and just post about like doctor who and shit.

Q: What were some positive things you remember from that time?

A: like i’ve mentioned: i made a lot of really really great friends who i still talk to often, even a year and a half out from leaving the fandom, which is easily the most positive outcome for me. i could write a million words on how grateful i am for those relationships. it’s kind of sweet to think about how these random blogs i befriended during a crazy minecrafter hyfx are now people i’ve hung out with in real life, or who send me instagram reels, or who i watch timothee chalamet movies with. mcytblr also had some of the most talented artists and writers i’ve ever met! i also think the culture of liveblogging was a LOT of fun, especially during like big lore streams or mcc. an all time favorite memory was liveblogging tommy’s love or host because i saw tommy fans, george fans, and variety fans on my dash all begging for it to end lmao.

Q: Conversely, what are some negative ones?

A: a lot of people were like… really really not nice. and i’ll be honest, most of the not nice people were on dtblr. it’s kind of insane thinking back on the stuff that was said to and about me and my mutuals. this is another thing i don’t want to get too into because a lot of the stories aren’t mine to share but in addition to run-of-the-mill suicide baiting i got a lot of lesbophobia in my ask box, and my friends got anti-semitic and islamophobic and racist and transphobic hate anons. i’ve been on tumblr for like 10 years and it was my first fandom experience that was that vitriolic. it was also really easy to get swept up in that kind of toxic culture -- i’m certain i said some things i wouldn’t be proud of now, especially in defense of dream or whatever.

after october 2022 when dtblr self-rebranded as “dtblr 2.0,” there was a lot of gossip and hate posted about those of us who had left. i don’t like admitting this but it really fucked me up for a while! and ruined a lot of my ability to look back on the fandom fondly! it sucks knowing that people who have never once spoken to you have decided to hate you.

anyways, i’ve done a lot of self-reflection on my own relationship with fandoms and online discourse and public figures and i think i’m better for it, so i guess i hope the people who harrassed us have done that too.

Q: Were there any major fandom/creator events that you remember?

A: broadly speaking, mcc will always have a special place in my heart because it was such a community-wide event. like yes it was about the creators but there was so much activity in the fandom surrounding it (posts, art, analysis, etc etc) that it felt really major for us too.

i don’t remember details about this but i know there were mcytblr elections at some point in like 2021 maybe? i just remember i endorsed the 404blr ticket. maybe you’ve already archived posts about this. i don’t think it really went anywhere, but the campaigns were fun! and it was the first “community” event in the mcytblr fandom that i remember being around for.

ALSO i’m a little nervous to talk about this one in case it’s still controversial on dtblr. but ages ago i had a friend who put a bunch of mutuals in one of those silly hunger games simulators and it became this whole thing where people accused them of only including the “dtblr 1%”. which was like, categorically untrue, but it spawned such inane discourse that it’s ingrained in my mind forever.

Q: Is there anything else you'd like to share or have archived?

A: i think you got an anon asking for 404blr perspectives in the wake of caiti’s statements, which is like… what do i even say except that george is a sexual predator lmfao. because he is! obviously i left the fandom when a lot of people did, after dream’s grooming allegations, because i think he’s also acted inappropriately with underage fans (to put it mildly). the sheer number of survivors publicizing their experiences with abuse and assault in the mcyt space proves how prevalent an issue it is, and how harmful it was to have george and dream (and wilbur, and punz, and so on) in such positions of power there. it’s nauseating to think how much they, and men like them, were able to get away with. i regret how many red flags i overlooked, even back then before the worst of it was known.

i’d like it archived that spider enclosure was technically in the washington post. they ran an article about r/place back in april 2022 and the screenshot they chose for the header included the spot where we wrote “spien” even though it’s so horribly pixelated that it’s illegible.

uhh i think that’s it. sorry if this was more focused on dtblr than 404blr, they were pretty inextricable by 2022. but i hope those people who wanted to hear from 404ers got the insight they were looking for? my parting words… subscribe to tubbo.

[ghosted-jazz]

WAIT DID YOU MAKE THE BEE MIVIE SCRIPT THE FUMKING REVIVE BOOK???????

YEAHH! Glad to see memers in my notes!

Yes, and C. Can be used to summon God and D. Is God’s favourite movie

@kerfuffleddingus  @its-elvie-innit

[ghostickle]

I want a sadist bloopers reel that’s just Connor from sundays stream

[mimiri22-6]

I see so many people being scared about the plot hole Glatt from last night's Tales might bring up, but are we just forgetting that he's already made a shitty motel and just Existing in the Nether rn? The Glatt revival already happened, like near directly after Connor's party that Tubbo overdosed at.

He's Already Been Revived. He's already making weird Airbnbs out there, somewhere, in the Greater SMP.

[astraltrain]

watching tommy's exile meeting vod from december 2nd, will update with things i find interesting as i watch

"if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't even think about exiling you" - tommy. haha foreshadowing for the actual exile haha

tommy: you have bees.

tubbo: i do have bees!

tommy: if they all died, that'd be fuckin...

tubbo: that'd be awful. probably all of humanity would die with them.

...

"i am addressing the elephant in the room, which is me. although i am not the size of an elephant. in height i am! not in weight. if i was the size of an elephant though -" *laughs* "if i was stretchy, this world would be real different right now." what goes on in tommyinnit's mind.

tommy preemptively preparing everyone for him to fuck up the meeting and no one listening... tommy knowing he was going to ruin it for himself and knowing he'd somehow let tubbo down.... fuuuuuck

tubbo: minutes man, we summon you!

ranboo, materializing in the seat next to tubbo with a book and quill in hand: hey

tommy: what the FUCK,

we all talk about wilbur's acting with his facecam, but tommy does it a lot too. the way he rolls his eyes and shakes his eyes with a confident smirk every time dream speaks, the way he looks shocked when things go wrong. goddamn

jack manifold watching the whole meeting, listening the whole time, just following them around with very little input. hmmmm

he was taunting him. the fucker knew

tubbo desperately wanted a way out for tommy. he wanted to give him probation to escape whatever dream had planned. he never ever wanted to do what he had to do.

dream: "tommy, let the adults speak." hmm, sounds familiar... almost like a line techno would repeat almost exactly a month later, when talking with dream about the favour.

he was taunting him the whole meeting. trying to provoke tommy into snapping.

"this isn't some "insanity arc," i'm not following down wilbur's path!" ouch ok tommy

the way tubbo's voice flattened in tone when he said "you're speaking out of line." he knew tommy had fucked it from the moment he brought out spirit.

god, the second it seemed tommy knew what he was doing, fundy and quackity were on his side. tubbo was the only one who remained serious the whole time, knowing dream had something up his sleeve.

everyone turning on tubbo the second it seemed like they were winning because he was the only one to realize something was wrong. fuck, man

"i don't give a FUCK about spirit." holy shit way to pop off with the voice acting???

the fact that c!tommy genuinely can't imagine being unable to care about things because himself and c!dream are such polar opposites when it comes to attachment. tommy loves with ALL his heart, he cares so deeply and so warmly and so fiercely. dream cares for nothing unless it gives him an edge, an advantage. that's why tommy was certain that holding spirit's remains over dream would help them win. he couldn't picture being unable to care about anything.

"l'manberg can be independent, but l'manberg can't be free." *dream leaves the call.* DANGGGG

tubbo, very softly and calmly: "tommy. you had one job." hoooly shit

the way tubbo snapped at quackity and fundy and began to argue with them while tommy zoned out and stared at dream as he began to extend the walls upwards in disbelief. god

"you couldn't do one thing for me! you couldn't do one! you couldn't do one thing, and it was for your own good! so yeah, if the roles were reversed, you probably wouldn't have exiled me - because i would have actually listened! i would have had a couple ounces of respect! ... you've messed this up for no one but yourself." *pause* "you're selfish." c!tubbo.... :stress:

RANBOO STANDING UP FOR TOMMY???? RANBOO SPINE ARC??????

"tubbo, you said that tommy was selfish. that he doesn't care about anyone else. that's not true. i robbed george's house too. i did it with him. but in court, he said that it was just him. he could have pinned the blame on me, he could have said it was me, there was evidence it was me - but he didn't. he's not selfish. he can't be selfish. me and tommy robbed george's house. we didn't mean for it to burn. we didn't want to burn anything down." HOLY FUCK WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE

tommy: tubbo, you can't become what you hate. you can't become the next schlatt. if you exile me, you're following in that man's footsteps.

tubbo: .. ok. well, if i can't be the next schlatt, you can't be the next wilbur.

ouch

tommy: the only thing dream wants is the one thing i care about. *realizes, glances at ranboo* well, not the one thing.

tubbo, deadpan: mhm. the one thing you care about.

literal chills from tubbo's voice acting what the FUCK

"what do YOUUU think, connoreatspants?" ok now we're onto the lighter stuff thank god hakshsksjk

fundy: so if eventually the people choose not to exile tommy... what happens to l'manberg?

tubbo, about to come up with a serious answer: i guess -

tommy: it gets fucking simpsons movie'd, bro, we get boxed in

tubbo, immediately breaking character: I LOVE THAT MOVIE

tommy: this guy's a wrongun, ranboo.

techno, literally just vibing: •_•

tommy explaining server history to ranboo? telling ranboo that techno was at fault for the crater of l'manberg? wuh oh

"wilbur died in action, so he didn't live long enough to face the consequences." o h

tommy taking ranboo to the bench to watch the moon go down, not turning to see the sunrise like usual. hey i could make symbolism out of this

TOMMY THANKING RANBOO FOR STICKING UP FOR HIM.... ALLIUMDUO REAL

c!tommy has nightmares about wilbur, huh. interesting interesting interesting interesting

"i knew that if tubbo was president... it would pull us apart, ranboo." IMAGE OF A CAT CRYING HERE

ranboo and connor's first meeting being tommy getting ranboo to help him evict connor from his house hsksbskdjsk

connor: "never trust a british man. that's what my parents taught me, in the 1800s." IMMORTAL CONNOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN REAL WE WERE ALL SO BLIND

LITTLE PENIS LAND

FJDKDHDK JACK APPEARING TO ADVERTISE MANIFOLD LAND

"hey jack you've actually just been exiled from this land here" "no" I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE TWO WERE

monkaS

tommy: i've never seen dream that angry.

ranboo: well, this is the first time i've actually ever heard him speak

tommy: oh

OH MY GOD WAS THIS THE DAY THAT TUBBO MADE THE JOKE ABOUT C!WILBUR BEING DEAD TO FUNDY AND HE ENDED STREAM AND LEFT BAHAHAHA

"this is a very wide taco stand" i love dream smp lore

"i don't wanna go. there is no wilbur anymore. i'm on my own. i don't want to be on my own." OK NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE TACO STAND LORE

wow ok that really was just IT, huh. what the hell man that was heartbreaking

in conclusion. ouch

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Yandere Dream SMP Headcanons: Part 2

JShlatt/Shlatt:

Shlatt is a projective yandere. Chances are that the reason why he started to like you was because you either reminded him of an old lover or because you are very similar to him. Either way, he is very manipulative over you and will make sure to make you his perfect darling. If you are like him, he will train you to become interested in all he is interested in, obsessed with everything he is obsessed with. If you are like his lover, then be ready to be called a different name, and to act like his old lover, unless you want to die. If you dare reject him, he will simply kill you. You had a chance to live already and you threw that out. He doesn't give second chances, you should know that.

Ghost!JShlatt/Glatt

Unlike Shlatt, Glatt is honestly a better guy. He is an obsessive yandere. Because of being forced to be underground all the time, if you two were together before, he comes to miss you a lot, to the point of imaging such a perfect image of you, that nothing, not even you, can break it. In his mind, you are perfect, and he will never think otherwise. If you two didn't know each other, he probably met you when you accidentally came across his cave. After that, he couldn't forget you, seeing as you were the only person that he had seen since coming back. And lastly, if you were his friend/enemy, in his mind, he can't ever forget you. You were there by his side when he died... So, you must love him, right? If you would reject him, he would kill you too, like Shlatt, but unlike Shlatt, that's just because he doesn't want to be alone anymore, and you were threatening to leave him. Killing you and locking you here with him would solve that problem, trapping you with him forever.

KarlJacobs/Karl

Karl is a delusional yandere. Since the very beginning, the two of you would be very close friends, but actually, in his mind, he thinks that you two are dating. He honestly wouldn't understand that that wasn't the case because he would try and justify all of your actions in his mind. Rejecting his kiss? You are, of course, just shy! You flirting with someone else? They are clearly seducing you! The moment that realization would hit him would be when you would tell him to stop being a creep. Though, in his mind, he thinks you are trying to break up. That's why he would panic, and probably knock you out, before taking you with him. He never thought he would do that, but well, you were too panicked, and you needed to calm down! When you will stop being brainwashed by everyone, he will let you go.

ConnorEatsPants/Connor

Connor is a harmless yandere. The guy is playful and gentle. He is always there when you need him and he is a great friend. Never in his life has he ever done something to make you uncomfortable, and whenever you two are together, he makes sure that you are having the best time in your life. You would never think he is a yandere. But he is. This guy has a small room, where he keeps all of the things that you would drop, or small little trinkets that you wouldn't miss if they go missing. Is it really wrong that he wants to have you near him even when you aren't here? If you would reject him, Connor would act like nothing is wrong, and the two of you would stay as great friends, but for whatever reason, all the gifts of other people keep ending up broken until people started to think that you were breaking them yourself, leaving only Connor by your side... I wonder who could have done that...

Dream/Clay

Dream is a manipulative yandere. From the moment you two met, he made it very clear that you are just an object for him. He never saw you as an equal and he believes that he can use you however he wants. Many times, he had killed you and revived you, over and over, using you as a stress ball most of the time. Yet, at times, when you less expect, he does show a move gentle side, but it's rare and short, making all the pain you experience not worth it. If you would try to leave him, he would lock you up. You think you can leave him? What did you not understand of "You are my toy"? You think you have the right to leave? Guess he was too gentle with you.. Time to do something much worse to you.

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[megablade]

glee… glee au? may i ask what that is (i’m afraid)

hi @honeycowinnit this is our brainchild <3 <3 and of course ^_^

dsmp glee au but there's no romance except for whatever karlnapity or tnt duo or whatever have going on (also no parents apparently) . i swear this started a joke but

bench trio are the main characters — tommy has choir experience, tubbo is a musician, and ranboo has v good music taste !! it makes Sense <3

and so bench trio, wilbur, jack, and niki (latter three are upperclassmen) are all part of the glee club

phil is the glee teacher because it's Funny . techno, sam, and ponk are also teachers but not for glee

bad is the cheerios coach Btw . he's sue sylvester... he hates the glee club because they keep swearing LKJDSHGDFG

dream, sapnap, and george are the cheerio captains. yes they're cheerleaders (and they all try out for glee club. george hates it)

ranboo tries out for the cheerios as a joke and gets in because #MainCharacterEnergy

wilbur & tubbo writes originals songs for sectionals and they actually kill it every time...... wilbur is Very older brother & tommy gets so excited for every single song they write

quackity & karl are dalton warblers... different school moment (the idea of them being private school kids is hilarious to me)

wilbur and quackity both compete at open mic night with their comedy songs and that's how they meet aha

they do a lemon demon number . guess who requested it (ranboo)

jack & niki are forever duet partners and everyone loves them

connoreatspants is the guidance counselor

oh yeah also schlatt is the school principal .

i just remembered football is important in this show . i can't imagine a single one of these people playing football. actually foolish is the himbo football player who's also in glee club

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

my reflection has become an unfamiliar someone

by ZecoriTheWeirdOne

Working for the Essempi Detective’s Agency was Ranboo’s dream ever since he was little. 

As a kid, he was always interested in mysteries, be it fictional or true crime. He was obsessed with listening to crime podcasts, and read all of the mystery books he could find.

For the longest time, all he wanted to be was a detective. 

—

As a kid, Tommy’s dream had always been ever changing. He never wanted to be one thing for too long.

A doctor, an astronaut, the president of Essempi — you name it, he wanted to be it at one point. 

And then, when he was fifteen, he met Wilbur.

And it was as he was living with Wilbur, that he heard stories of the great Philza Craft.

His new dream, was to be a detective. A great one, just like Philza Craft. 

—

It's as Tommy comes across yet another turn that he finds something different. And it’s something that he absolutely did not expect at all.

Is... is that a doll?

—

Or, Ranboo is a detective intern that gets into a little more trouble than he can handle. And Tommy is an intern stuck on coffee duty who finds a weird fucking doll in an alleyway.

Somehow, these two things are related.

Words: 9092, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP Fandom

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Connor | ConnorEatsPants, Toby Smith | Tubbo

Relationships: Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: despite what the tags say this is not rpf this is about the minecraft characters pls ao3-, Alternate Universe - Detectives, Panic, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Minor Injuries, Transformation, ??? i forget how ao3 tags work it’s been like a year, Scared Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Non-Graphic Violence, Found Family, Oneshot, once i actually plan out what happens next i’ll update this, but for now this is all you’re getting, Memory Loss, Amnesia, Temporary Amnesia, it’s ranboo what did you expect, Shrinking, ??? [throws hands up] I GUESS?????, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, someone who doesn’t like coffee writes more about coffee then they really had to, that feeling when it takes like 7k plus words for your mcs to meet

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/37924396

[deus-and-the-machina]

My thoughts on each Dream SMP character (sometimes thoughts on the cc leak in) in a few sentences. Like 5 people who follow me will be interested in this. I might update as my thoughts on the characters change.

Tommy: Like he says, I was indeed annoyed by him at first (mostly because he was loud) but his sense of humor has grown on me greatly. Needs a break. Overly demonized by the fandom

Techno: One half of my brain wants to argue critically about Techno and his methods, the other half just goes “haha funny pig man”. He always gets some of the coolest and most unique designs.

Tubbo: A chaos child hiding underneath the veil of a sweet innocent that he’s not even trying to keep up anymore. I support all of his actions at this point. He built some nukes? Nice. Built a hotel? You do you.

Wilbur: I started watching the SMP through Wilbur’s edited videos so it’s no surprise he was my favorite for season 1. I mostly just feel bad for him, but he’s still kind of a shit. He dug his own grave ever since the election. 

Dream: Piece of shit abusive asshole. The only character the evokes anger from me. cc!Dream is a cool guy though and scarily good at acting this out.

Philza: I’m so sick of the discourse around who’s dad he is. I don’t care, he’s an asshole either way. I would die for cc!Phil though so write that down.

Schlatt: Struck a good balance between funny and genuinely threatening. Sick of people trying to pretend he was a good guy actually just because he did one or two good things for L’manburg’s economy and because Wilbur was also pretty shit.

Unpopular opinion I guess but I don’t really want him to come back. He had a good run and reviving both dead characters would just make death feel meaningless.

Quackity: Very excited for his lore. One of the smartest characters imo and we were robbed of a Quackity + Techno confrontation at Doomsday.

Eret: Fairly neutral. I feel like he’s been stuck on “I want to make it up to the people I betrayed” and “I feel like I can’t do anything as king” ever since season 1, and his plot with Fundy never went anywhere. I can only hope he’ll be involved with Wilbur’s resurrection. I think it’s hilarious he’s taxing the entire server now. 

Fundy: Extremely neutral. For someone who wants to step out of his father’s shadow his character sure does revolve around his daddy issues, huh? He’s a good actor but his lore was fucked from the start for me. I will never sympathize with having daddy issues over a British e-boy and that’s that.

(I say this then proceed to feature him in all my fics so far)

Niki: Please get some therapy. Please. Cool motive, still murder. If she doesn’t cuss someone out in German during her villain arc than what’s the point?

Jack Manifold. His arc is fun, but so painful in conjunction with Tommy’s. I love that he uses Professor Layton music. Also cool motive, still murder. Currently at the Megamind phase of his arc.

Ranboo: my beloved. He’s grown on me a lot ever since the Tubbo shenanigans started and his reaction to Tommy’s death. I really appreciate characters who are introspective even if they don’t get everything right, and I really like that he’s very upfront about what he thinks. 

Awesamdude: Has a lot going for him lore wise. I don’t think I latched onto him as a father figure for Tommy as much as the rest of the fandom did (double this as of recent events). It’s funny that our standards have dropped so low that someone just has to be a decent person to Tommy though.

Ghostbur: Deserved better. While he’s a different entity from Wilbur, I still consider them the same person fundamentally. Ghostbur couldn’t have come from nowhere after all. Everyone ignores how fucked Doomsday was for him.

Karl Jacobs: Tales From The SMP is really cool and I love how he takes feedback and makes each one better than the next. His time traveler lore has mostly been shown to us through book entries so I’m gonna have to see him act it out to be more invested though.

Sapnap: Arson pog. I love how he’s really stepped up to roleplay recently. That scene with Dream in the prison? Great.

Ponk: Has some neat underrated lore with the village from the first Tales episode. The OG capitalist on the server before everyone having all these capitalist arcs.

Captain Puffy: I love that she’s just trying to be a decent person. Like not even as a mother figure or anything, she’s just looking out for people. I love her involvement in the egg plot and I really want a reunion between her and Niki soon.

Badboyhalo: Go OFF you funky egg man! I never thought such a wholesome person would make such a good villain. He’s also just a really supportive person in the community as well.

Foolish: Local cryptid. Hasn’t really done anything lore wise but I get the strong sense he will eventually. 

George: Is he even a character? I heard he doesn’t want to be involved with the lore. Eh, sleep jokes funny.

Skeppy: Not even really in the lore but simultaneously really important. That’s the kind of power he wields.

Purpled: The four minors on this server are diagnosed with trauma, trauma, trauma, and capitalist. Get that coin, Purpled Bedwars.

Punz: Had a banger of a line in the finale. Nice that we have more people in the Eggpire, and I really like the headcanon that he and Purpled are mercenary brothers. 

Antfrost: Seems chill, but he’s kind of just Bad’s sidekick at this point lore wise. I have a strong suspicious he’s read warrior cats.

Connoreatspants: Was lazy once and now we all think he’s immortal. Just out here trying to play Minecraft as everyone reenacts musicals and the Cold War around him.

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Heyoo hope i aint bothering but i was wondering if i could get a Dsmp match up? Im a 5'6 pansexual female, Capricorn and all that stuff! I got blonde hair with fair skin, I got real dark brown eyes. Like your gonna mistake it as black and ya gotta look real close to see it as brown. Im a Ambivert that is an Digital Artist and a gamer. Im usually very social and like hanging out with friends! But sometimes i do like quiet time for myself when i dont feel like interacting with other humans lol. Im a bit of a joker and i usually like to lightly tease people i like or love. And i hate pants. Shorts for the fuckin win!

im also very cuddly and affectionate if i do say so myself, I like hugs, hand holding or interlocking our arms together. If you only want to tho! Be it friends or family. Guess its obvious my love language is Physical touch. Im also really into fantasy or horror genre in stories, movies and others. Even tho i love horror im still a big pussy sometimes. Im usually described as loyal, funny, caring and do work hard on things im passionate about.

But here comes the negative parts bout me, My Friends would probably also describe me as a people pleaser and that i like to switch my personality to what i think will be appealing to the person im interacting with. I also tend to overthink, Be distrustful and not control my anger issues. And thats bout it! Hopefully this wasnt too long lol.

Also thanks for all your awesome posts! It really makes me excited to see a notification that you posted or replied to an ask lol. Whatcha do is really cool so keep that up love! :]

After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you ... ConnorEatsPants! You said that you are very social and there are many characters that are secretive, that's why I think that someone as easygoing as Connor would actually be the perfect partner for you.

A . How would they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? - Connor is pretty cheerful, so he usually shows his affection through physical touching or compliments. It takes him a little bit to realize that someone is uncomfortable with how touchy he is but he will control himself if you tell him that you don't like how affectionate he is.

B. What type of future are they planning with their lover? - Connor doesn't really think much about things like this. He just hopes that you will be with him in the future, everything else is pretty open to whatever you want to do.

C. What is the scariest moment with them? - Connor isn't really a scary yandere, but he has a lot of scary people around him, that's why if you would ever break his heart, they would probably kill you without a second thought.

D. How do they usually act with their lover? - Connor treats you like a friend, plus a lot of physical affection. He doesn't really want to make you feel different from everyone else, besides he doesn't really know how to be romantic.

E. How would they court their lover before? - Connor would become your close friend and start involving you in all the pranks and jokes that he would to do everyone else to feel a little bit less lonely.

F. What's their favorite memory/thing in the relationship? - Connor remembers the first time you said hello to you. You looked so perfect.. Ever since then, he knew that he loved you.