#the confession musical

[stanleynopines]

Fr

[nato-obenkrieger]

he’s quite silly to me

[fuckingdeadinsidetm]

something something Eury notices Ody’s hair has grown since troy and realizes that Ody looks almost identical to Ctimene now

[gutros]

Goodbye Halcyon days

[epicfirestormer]

Why did he think that was a good idea to say

[dadrockconfessions]

[musicfueled]

Jiraiya is knows he's the devil when it comes to pleasure. | Jiraiya × fem!reader

Jiraiya × reader NSFW

Contents: Older guy x younger fem, female recieving oral, implied forseen actions

Thinking about Jiraiya's experience <3 knowing how to listen for every sign, knowing how to please every sensitive spot, passionately eating you out because he adores you, all this half-assed porn actions in the past making for the best full-energy lover in bed, when hes actually committed to your pleasure. He knows every trick to the female body. "Don't you love when I flick my tongue like this?" he said as he's skillfully eating you out, smirking eyes looking right into your hazed ones. His voice smooth, vibrations like a kiss to your arousal. "Oh I know, baby" Jiraiya coos as you explain that he hit your good spot. He's memorized it, going right there when he gets to finger you, and bringing it out in the middle of making sweet love to you. This wasn't a hook-up, this wasn't pure lust like the other women, quick, easy stress relievers and toys to play with. With you, though, he wasn't just getting to fuck someone. He was making art with your body, pouring his passion and love for your body and soul into action. He wanted to show you his adoration of you, prove it fully. You cum on his tongue, coming down perfectly from your high. He knew exactly how to pleasure you through it without overstimulating you. He kissed his way back up to your chest, shifting attention to your chest, knowing how good you told him it feels. You were in for a long night; he could probably make you cum 6 times without even taking his pants off.

[epic-the-musical-confessions]

My sister pointed out that Eurylochus was in a no win situation and was pretty much forced to open the wind bag because he's the second in command.

the tldr of it is, because of how things were during the time period Epic takes place, Eurylochus's job is to manage the crew and ensure their health and safety. Odysseus's job is to be the boss, but Eurylochus actually is the one who is fully responsible for the crew. He's the one the crew go to with complaints, and it's his job to ensure everyone eats and gets paid. And if the crew chooses mutiny, he has to either join them, or die beside his captain. Which is why he constantly second guesses and question's Odysseus's choices. It's basically his job.

Meaning that, if Odysseus was right about being able to work with the gods like he claimed in Luck Runs Out, and Aeolus gave him treasure like the god's personal winions claimed, Odysseus would be obligated to share it with the crew upon return to Ithaca. But with the way he's behaving, it looks like he's hoarding spoils of their efforts. Meaning Eurylochus needs to open the bag to see if it is treasure, and then make choices accordingly.

Basically, Eurylochus was doomed from the start because he was the union rep.

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[marvelmaniac715]

It’s finally time for me to confess… I am terrified of Jon Matteson

Okay, that sounds a little harsh, but just… hear me out.

Sometimes, in the dark of the night, I swear I can see him at the end of my bed. He’s built like Slenderman and has the most piercing blue eyes, that’s not natural. Sometimes I just hear “Venus, please!” inside my head, and it freaks me out.

Jon, buddy, you can either come up with unsettling concepts or look unsettling, PICK ONE before I lose my mind 😭. Not to mention near the end of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, specifically Let It Out and parts of Inevitable:

He can unhinge his jaw almost like a snake and that unsettles me. Oh, and how could I forget WIGGLY? The voice is scary enough (how on earth did he come up with that) but in Nerdy Prudes Must Die they send him out like THIS:

I don’t know about wiggling, but I sure am shivering. Now, I have nothing against Jon Matteson - he’s a phenomenal actor, an incredible singer, and from what I’ve seen in his livestreams, a genuinely lovely man, but something about him just terrifies me. I ask for your support and understanding in these trying times.

[lizardboy66]

[hamiltonconfessions-but-better]

okay. there are some people who are just too weird about having a favorite character

why in the world are you OBSESSED with these people to the point that you sound like a delusional schoolgirl with a stalker crush??

"i literally just looove [character] sm!! i need to like hit them with a car!! i need to marry them!1!1!1"

no.

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[gayjoealwyn]

every new sabrina carpenter song can be summarized as ‘I’m soooo short and blonde and naive but I also have sex and you want to have sex with me I’m so cute” she’s just trying to reinvent smol bean 2014 humor like building jokes about having to lower her mic into her shows I bet she’ll start singing about needing a big strong man to reach the top shelf and open jars in her next single. her lyrics are insanely nothing and borderline incomprehensible just phrases designed to get stuck in your head on a loop and trend on tiktok. and sure yeah she can do all that and people can listen to it and enjoy it I won’t stop you music is subjective and short blonde women need a new savior I guess but I’m so bored of attractive women in music talking about sex appeal and men and nothing else without any lyrical depth and getting treated like they’re doing something new and revolutionary. I guess someone always has to be the token babygirl celebrity of the moment but frankly it’s weird and infantilizing it’s not even original and can I be honest. it’s really embarrassing to watch