#the collingsworth family

[spurgie-cousin]

idk why this made me laugh so much but Renee of the fundie famous Renee's Bridal supplied the Collingsworth family outfits for their Christmas shows this year. and she made a post about it where she misspells their name not once, not twice, but THREE times 💀

idk why that's so funny to me, I guess because I just assumed she'd be super familiar with them already. that and if you're tailoring or making custom dresses you'd figure you're writing names on things and maybe checking the spelling at some point lol

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[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie Post About the Trump Assassination Attempt (Part 2)

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Breaking News: Baby Collingsworth

Thomas Brooks Collingsworth was born January 4th 2024 to Phil and Sharlenae Collingsworth. He joins big brother Noah and big sister Mia. He was over a week late as his due date was Dec 24th

[tiand]

"Your Ways Are Higher Than Mine" by Collingsworth Family

[granonine]

Saturday Soliloquy: My Father's World

My friend over at The Shepherd’s Presence told me about this song, an old favorite arranged by Kim Collingsworth and sung by her family. I love it, and decided to share it with you this morning. Also, Kim is a masterful pianist, so I’m including one of my favorites as she plays The Hallelujah Chorus.

[mountaintopspice]

Enjoy this Uplifting Medley of The COLLINGSWORTH Family CLASSICS AND HYMNS with Rocky Mountain Views 

[davidbaird1970]

We Need Another Noah (Live) - The Collingsworth Family

10-9-2023 14:38

K-LOVE KLOVERadio

GMA Dove Awards

Apple AppleMusic

USMC

MC Music Choice

Contemporary Christian

[24-role-0301-x]

som weeks ago

however

lam presently att west hollywood starbucks

and

ln lt whatever lt ls that you down here

att what point

do you "use" sewage related terminology

this is sewage top flight

do you catch my drifting winds malibu drift near the sewage ?

phylicia rashard 7

can you hear me now

Fi star darhkourse Five star

ferrari

[ aggravated 211 credit score ] att eniac

frankie beverly sugar hill gang

leland mickey lceland 90211

federal bureau of investigations

the woodlands 22 hajj

ls the worlds most dangerous game

[ you do not know anyone here ]

your actually not supposed to be here

you do not even have family nearby

you can be killed ln this game ov 22 instantly

trezpassing

for surely your trez identification ls required ln this prison

st monica alcatrez

meaning [ tell us where you be ]

away from storefronts where your dark help ls

att the doors

dollard ll darqo [ dollar ! knows ]

no prufer required only l know these are heavily darqqed

trafficked areas

[ meaning none cocaine customers ]

parfrum

713.673.3050

collingsworth marithe paints collinsworth

can you hear me now (?)

nygma

who ls slim thug (?)

lets sey tupac

however slim thug ls actually boss hogg x

malcolm

the contents wallz of boss hogg outllawz belongs att

malik el shabazz

[ the blu czech from mart plaza ]

means you have been captured in chicago

ihg holliday 77331

so if you have any sway with FI

banks

then come on through with the mastercard

the llaw here ln kalifornia (?)

well the llaw anywhere

that does communicate ln cap classifications

[ das abc ]

means an offense of any sorts

places you att 180 auto

which is 6 months mandatory

[ from there ]

you are now ln felony range

perhaps texas

ls

the only state

that clearly defines abc llaw classes

[ 75 percent of arrestable misdemeanor crimes att texas ]

are misdemeanor b class

with a staggering 96 percent of them charged off

as c class [ which means time served ] ls a fine

[ so ]

l am not good att law

llaw ls a computer of which l read to you its statistics

parfrum

george dayton target sunset blvd +7 205

the answer

l ahve not had texas identification since 2013

[talentondemandnow]

Watch "The Collingsworth Family - Jesus, I Give You Praise" on YouTube

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These are definitely not the only examples, just the most recent ones, but I find it really interesting that before this last election, the majority of the Collingsworths kept their instagrams apolitical (minus the oldest daughter who's always been open about her bigotry).

And it's not that I assumed the rest of them didn't suck too, it's just fascinating to me that almost all of them have posted some kind of Trump related/aNti-WoKe posts in the last couple of weeks after literally never doing that before. Like they feel emboldened to be openly bigoted now.

[fundieshaderoom]

Fundie and Adjacent Families I Follow: January 2024 in a Glance

Births:

Sharlanae and Phillip Collingsworth welcomed Thomas Brooks "Brooks" on Jan 4. Thomas joined a big brother and sister. He was due in December 2023.

Rebecca and Levi Moravek (Rodrigues) welcomed a baby this month.

Esther (Keller) and John Shrader welcomed Josiah on Jan 17. He joins 9 older brothers and 4 older sisters. He was due in February.

Weddings:

Solomon Anderson and Chloe Miller married on Jan 6.

Lev Bure and Elliott married on Jan 27.

Engagements:

Carver Bowers and Haley Paul got engaged.

Gender Reveals:

Tannan and Mitchell Millsap's upcoming 5th child will be a girl.

Savannah and Cole LaBrant's upcoming 5th child will be a boy.

[fundieinfoplace]

Breaking News: Baby Born Early

Evie Mae Metz was born 6 weeks early on October 20th 2023 to Courtney and Michael Metz and big brother Theo

[waxedpaperdoor]

Fareed digs and digs and digs, and then decides, in agreement with Seth, to contact Dr. Clairmont and see if he’s open to a meeting. Dr. Clairmont says yes. Fareed wonders if he can entice them to come and work at Collingsworth Pharmaceuticals - from their work history they’ve been to America, so maybe they aren’t opposed to moving around - and then maaaaaaaybe bring them into the blood, if they’re so inclined.

He gets to Oxford. Imagine the JOY he feels when he realises that Dr. Clairmont is not only a science nerd but also a vampire AND the head of his own coven. And that Dr. Shephard and Dr. Whitmore are also vampires, and part of that coven. Of course the vampire doctors are working on genetics and haematology research, it’s what Fareed is doing too!

People in the Chateau can hear his telepathic yelling.

Matthew, Miriam and Marcus do visit Collingsworth and meet Seth and Gregory, who are delighted to meet other blood drinkers, especially ones who are a bit different to them and not in the tribe. Miriam finds this all incredibly boring and annoying until she spots Flannery, and they spend an evening in mutual complaining about the work required to get funding for research projects, the stupidity of the medical profession in general, and men in particular.

Marcus and Victor bond over the work needed to get a medical degree; Marcus offers to lend Victor a couple of textbooks that he found very useful, and poor exhausted Victor, who never complains about anything, allows himself the odd slightly negative emotion out loud. This turns into double dates with Phoebe and Rose, who take to each other like baby ducklings and go on art shopping trips all over the world.

Baldwin, furious at the potential of being discovered by humans due to all this fun collaboration, breaks into the lab and rants at Fareed about how dare he steal his family, insults, threats, etc. This goes on for some time. When he’s run out of steam, Seth raises an eyebrow. Baldwin immediately apologises.

Lestat, completely miffed at being left out of all this jollity, stalks off to Sept-Tours in high dudgeon, where he meets Ysabeau, who tells him, with an imperious stare, to stop sulking because it’s giving her a headache. Lestat falls in love on the spot. They spend hours gossiping about people they’ve come across in the past, and the current state of the world re. vampires, and generally have a marvellous time. (And if Lestat catches the shadows in her mind, the memories of someone much loved who is now dead, well. There’s no reason to tell anyone why he’s holding her hand on the sofa, is there?)

There is a wobbly moment when she introduces him to Diana - the whisper of dread at ‘the witches place’ still lives in the back of his mind - but then he is so enchanted by the babies and their tiny baby fangs that he forgets to care. They get so many presents from him that Diana has started donating them to other family members.

Lestat invites them all to Court. This involves a lot of bothering Barbara to make sure everything is perfect, an actual red carpet, and many, many, complaints to the Council of the Elders from harassed vampires who would like to be left in peace to do their job and not have the Prince breathing down their necks all night. Notker, Antoine and Sybelle compose special music for the visit, to great acclaim and applause. Fernando comes with the de Clermonts, and then escapes the noise of the ballroom for the library where he meets Louis and Mitka. They get on so well that they accidentally form their own coven. Gallowglass is still laughing about it.

Ysabeau dazzles everyone, escorted round the ballroom by Lestat, who is prouder than he’s ever been. Gabrielle is extremely put out.

I was thinking about Fareed again (thanks, @complicitsacrilege) and it occurred to me that it would be absolutely hilarious if he starts coming across all these peer-reviewed articles on haematology and genetics written by Dr. M. Clairmont, Professor of Biochemistry at Oxford University, co-authored by Dr. M. Shephard (with contributions by Dr. M. Whitmore). Can you imagine.

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