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Tumblr won't let me put a read more on the orginal ask but, HELLO? HI?? I THOUGHT I HAD ANON OFF????? Yes hi I have ocs. My current favorites are like- 5 out of... so many. They'll be under the "read more" because there's alot about them. I'm normal I prommy.
Also potato if you see this, hi. {remember to read the tags for sillies}
In order of who im (SADLY) Hyperfixated on, it goes;
* Sasha {Bulleteer Aaron} , in canon she's an ex-boxer that now works at a tattoo parlor and shares an apartment with a demon she summoned while on a wine binge. She's mixed with Russian+Irish+Icelandic+Mexican heritage but grew up mainly with her Irish and Mexican heritage. She's a disaster panace who can't be picky at this point- Sasha just wants someone who she can come home to at the end of the day, and talk to like a normal person. Does she count as a villain? I hope so. She killed a small family in nebraska once. In a story/rp, she used to be the ambassador for a kingdom but settled down as a butcher. She got burn scars from it for being a #girlboss and they stayed canon. * Sydney {Witherstone Appleton} , in canon their a demon that got summoned BY Sasha. She works at a diner, but mainly lives to annoy Sasha by giving her "water curses" and "sleepy spells" which is just him staring at Sasha until she takes care of herself. Notice how Sydney has multiple pronouns! Because in my lil' oc universe- demons don't have genders. Hell is seperate by everyones own depiction and in mine- it's just.. bland. normal. Sometimes the current ruler throws parties, that's fun. You can get a gender if you want, healthcare and stuff is free. ANYWAYS- Sydney is so normal it HURTS me. It just wants to fucking get groceries, pay bills and leave. BTW they commited tax fraud but shhhh we don't have to talk about that. BTW 2 THEY ALSO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH THEIR FAMILY- HER FAMILY * Matthew {NO MIDDLENAME NOR LASTNAME}. You know that funny meme of what happens if a centaur and a mermaid have a kid?? Yeah he's that. He's basically like, a generic guy- minus his bull ears and the horn's he's growing and his ability to speak underwater and breathe underwater. In canon he used to be like- a leutanint general but now he works at a light-house. He's a weed smoking girlfriend despite being a gnc acearo man with chronic leg pain. also lung pain. In the rp he was made for, he was surprisingly the least problematic. All he did was stress knit- I'm pretty sure he got the job BECAUSE he was just! some guy! He does have horrors though. And by "horrors" I mean he grew up (and out of) the orphanage so he has little to no knowledge about his parents, chooses to stay silent/nonverbal throughout his life so his sentence forming SUCKS- he lives is life in a cycle, can barely cook nor fold laundry. To cope though, he knits and likes to sneak into gardens and revive dead/dieing plants via necromancy. BTW he grew up in the same orphanage as Sasha and they have a blood pact. If one gets hurt, so does the other. * The Asker {that's it's name}. Me and my bestie for life have an ask game with eachother, where our ocs ask eachother questions, and that's my silly little guy for it!! Funnily enough, it was based on anon asks, but eventually evolved into it's own thing. It used to live in an empty black void- with bright computer lights illuminating it's small area of safety, and a single keyboard with oh so many letters and such. But RECENTLY, that fuck ESCAPED!!! JAIL BREAK!!!!! And is currently living in the basement of a motel because "oh my god is this the outside why is it bright why is it loud oh my god oh my god [THEIR] going to [DECOMMISSION ME]." #slay, y'know? Don't worry though, it'll get a job at like- walgreens or walmart and live in a normal ass neighborhood soon. * Sammy {Picture}. Once again, another oc made for an RP that I absolutely FELL IN LOVE WITH!! He's an object-head with one of those rotary phones for a head, but more pathetic looking and kinda like a bug, but it's okay. He's a preschool teacher and admires his job. He has a situationship thing with the person who he shares an apartment with- a soap rabbit humanoid named Bob, that is also a substitute history teacher. Anyways remember the bug thing? Yeah. Sammy used to be a catipillar centaur but someone fucking robbed its grave when he died. BTW Sammy was a catipillar in this sense
and therefor he's very colorful. he's a pathetic meow meow but he's also said the most ominous insults ever. He's my favorite bc I like to imagine him doing the most boring tasks like drinking water. He does his taxes btw. Their my only oc who willingly does its taxes.
#the clown reveals it's blorbos#the clown escaped the tags.#long post#ocs#ocs.#oh btw in canon Sasha has a cultist sibling#Matthew also got tax benefits married. It was to a woman named Margiold and it's a cover-up bc shes doing evil lesbian stuff with her wife#answered asks#anon#anon if you want to him me up my dms are open. please. pleasee#i will give you my discord. maybe
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your bedtime and spicy chicken and also decease _____
Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?
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#this is a cry for help please i have loved this clown for over a decade#When Bruce says “I can fix him” I completely understand & not bc I want to fix him#but bc despite all the atrocities he has committed you can't help but feel compassion for him#Joker constantly struggles to not let himself be seen vulnerable but when he does oh God it breaks my heart#I wouldn't know what to do if I were aware that I'm being doomed by the narrative & i had no escape even in death#to have a fate as tragic as being forced to become a myth#a monster who abandons all traces of humanity to make sure that someone else never abandons his#A lonely man who lives in a world of the dead and must do as much harm as possible to the only living person before his eyes#After all horror and obsession leads backs to love. oh god imagine loving as much as he does#Love as something twisted as a source of tragedy and death as an addiction a wound that never stops bleeding and hurts more every day#All you want is to be free#But someone else is holding on to you and will never let u go bcz he is afraid of being alone#and without you the weight of the world he carries on his shoulders would kill him he needs u as much as u need him#both are going to drown together#anyways hahaha i luv this stupid clown#joker#the joker#batjokes#bcz i got carried away writing the tags :p
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SHUT UP ABOUT THE PERCY JACKSON VS HARRY POTTER DEBATE SHUT UP ABOUT THE PERCY JACKSON VS HARRY POTTER DEBATE IT'S BEEN MONTHS WHY IS IT STILL CIRCULATING MY FEED. IF I SEE THAT STUPID ASS TWEET THAT STARTED IT ALL ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M GOING TO START DRAWING THEM HOLDING HANDS AND MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE AND MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE ON A BED OF ROSE PETALS I AIN'T PLAYING WITH Y'ALL NO MORE
#grim rants#percy jackson#harry potter#they would BESTIES and im tired of yall pretending they wouldnt#theyre not fighting theyre bonding over trauma your honor#percy cuts off voldemorts head and harry vanishes aries' kneecaps#they compare cool swords and percy lends harry medusas head to put in the dursleys fridge#harry lends percy his invisibility cloak so he can sneak around olympus and fuck with the gods#srsly stop using one of my favorite characters to bash another one of my favorite characters#its really making me start to not like percy on principle#DONT DO THAT TO ME#I LOVE PERCY#keep clowning and ill make it a foursome with added dionysus and dumbledore domt fucking test me#ill make new accounts every time you block one. ill post it under the tags thirteen times a day. you will not escape me
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to me, healing is blocking dumbasses who tag fics as gn readers just for the reach and then proceed to refer to the reader as female or put the reader in a dress
#bc yall are fucking lying ass clowns#people be reading gn readers to avoid that shit. yall are embarrassing#fuck your reach get blocked#now i will never see ANY of your fics bc you did that. even if you write one that is actually gn#i highly recommend others do this too tbh#'but dresses are gn!' shut uo#shut up. trans men and trans masc people are reading gn fics to escape being put in a dress constantly#im not actually mad or anything lmao just feel like running my mouth#just another 'properly tag your shit' post honestly#wanna lie in your tagging? jail teehee
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@potatos-are-best THIS IS A RED VS BLUE FANFIC. I NEED TO SHARE MY DISSAPOINTMENT.
It's been a good run
But it's time to bring this to a close!
The saga is over, C, T and I are all together. T and I are in the swing of it, C approves as much as it is possible for him to approve of anything, everyone knows about the blog and is chill.
C is back at his rightful place of walking his sister down the aisle.
I'm getting everything I want, and we're all free to make each other miserable until the day we die.
I'm not going to be updating this blog anymore! Nobody else involved with the situation will be submitting any more AITA posts either, because they are either not on tumblr or agreed it would be annoying.
I will say that there is some stuff on here that I've alluded to that isn't necessarily 100% in the spirit of things, so I've included some stuff below the cut for the folks who have caught onto that. I would not suggest reading it if you like how all of this played out and want to keep it that way. I know that's incredibly vague, but I'm not sure how to phrase it without making it weird?
Thank you all for listening and talking to me over the past few days! That's where I'm leaving it!
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...Is everyone who wants to keep believing in the disaster polycule gone? Yes? OK!
So, this was fake. I made up the whole thing. TK and C and T and everyone else are fictional characters. Did I lie? Yes. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Q: All of it? Even the og AITA post? The followup AITA post? The screenshots? A: All of it.
Q: Wh... Why did you do this...? A: Well, first this all started as a Red vs Blue fanfic for the ship Chexer (Church/Tex/Tucker)-
Q: It was a fanfic of a Halo fanfic series. A: Yep!
It started as a fanfic for Chexer. However, I was already working on a different fanfic for RVB that was totalling about 15k words at this point (+ at least 90k to go), and I knew I would never have the time or energy to write this one. I thought: yknow. this would be really funny as an aita post.
So, I submitted Tucker's perspective. I did not expect for it to get more than maybe 100 notes at most. I totally thought someone would call it out right away.
The funny part is, if I'd dedicated all this energy to a fic instead of this blog, I'd probably have about 15-20 thousand words of fic already, but whatever, can't ruin my personal day!
Q: But why make the blog then? A: Because I love to lie and be a nuisance to the general populace! <3
Also, I wanted to see how many people would figure it out/how long it would take for it to become too obvious that this was a fandom thing. I was dropping names and RvB lore since the beginning. A few people did figure it out, and I DMed them in private to let them know.
It was always my intent to wait until Carolina's perspective got posted (i am honestly still shocked i got away with "Carey/Georgia/West Virginia/Alabama/Miss Louisiana 1988"), let it simmer for about a day, then come clean. Which is what I'm doing now!
The reason I'm coming clean now instead of dragging it out is because I don't want anyone to feel stupid or like they got duped. You're not stupid! You were a part of this story! This was, as one anon said, a creative writing project. It was a collaboration! Thank you so much for helping me!
That said, I'm sorry to anyone that finds this disappointing! I had a blast doing this, but I will not be doing it again. I have gotten my fill. I have had my taste of being an influencer, and now I can go on with my life without ever feeling like I need to start a youtube channel.
Q: How did you keep up with a consistent timeline? A: I didn't, especially at first. But in my time as a liar who lies about things, I have found that usually people are willing to believe you when you say "yeah, i lied about that".
Q: Wait, what about the thing with your kid? A: Yeah, I fucked up on this one. In the other fic I was/am writing, Tucker was around 33. So, when I was saying what Junior's age was, I subtracted it from 33 and got 18. It wasn't until I was showing my partner the blog and they said "Wait, he had his kid at 13??????" that I realized I had fucked up. Oops!
Q: Was it really ALL fake? A: For the most part. I will say that I did actually drop chocolate cake all over my tits that one time and had to shower by myself like a fucking loser. That one was true. I did also get my nails done for the first time ever, which did actually affect my typing. And I am in a band (but so is Tucker, canonically)! There are a few other things as well, but I don't want to list all of them.
Q: DID you ever read homestuck? A: Nope. And I never will.
Q: So there was never a combination sex/bathtime playlist? A: Maybe! But perhaps more accurately: the combination sex/bathtime playlist was inside of you all along. You can make it. There are only three songs on there that are canon to the lore of this blog. Those are No Children by The Mountain Goats, Take It Out On Me by Thousand Foot Krutch, and one unknown song from the album Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV by Coheed and Cambria (Yep, the call was coming from inside the house, I gave Church my music taste). I had intended this to be Wake Up, but it's out of my hands now. The rest is yours to fill in.
Even the title, though I will say that the title I came up with was "Leonard "Alpha Bitch" Church's Decidedly Not Lo-Fi Beats to Get Nasty and Get Clean To: The Movie"
Q: What's your main blog, so I can follow you? A: Hi, this is aitadjcrazytimes. You're not getting that.
Q: Your AO3 handle? A: Nope, not that either.
Q: But- A: Let me live on in your memory. The only person who knows both who I am and the fact that I did this is my partner, who is not into RvB or commonly on tumblr. I am not a RvB blog. I am not a writing blog. I am a nobody on the fringes of tumblr society who's been here long enough to know how to remain in the shadows.
You will never find me. And that's the way I want it. You will see me in every blog. Every new follower. Every stranger you meet on the street. You will look into your discord kitten's eyes, and you will absently wonder if he was the one behind aitadjcrazytimes. And you will never know for certain.
And, even if you do manage to find me, against all odds:
No one will ever believe you.
I am closing my askbox. I am also closing my messages. If you have anything to say to Tucker or Me (tumblr user aitadjcrazytimes), you are welcome to do so in the replies or reblogs, but you will not be receiving an answer. I'll keep this blog up for anyone that wants to go through after the fact and do a deep dive or what have you.
Thanks to everyone who made this into the wild ride it was! Live long and get fucked or whatever! Xoxo <3
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Is mosh-mosh going ti stay around on the blog?
Oh yea definitely
I've been having a lot of fun drawing mosh-mosh in no small part because what they represent for me
It's a bit uhhh, personal and is mostly relevant to my mutuals and other friends I made...
so I'll put it in the tags Incase you don't want to read
#asks#mosh-mosh#self sona#clown sona#jester propaganda#art#my art#ok so you're reading the tags now let me figure out to format this#in shirt mosh mosh is based off how i used to feel#if you look back at some of my really old art like when i first became a part of the yadc fandom#youll notice yhat i draw myself and short chibi crying and anxious a lot its already been established that i draw my hight depending on how#confident i feel so you can imagine the mental state i was in... what changed? i made friends i moved out of a toxic household a lot change#but mainly the friends part i met you guys and i started having fun with art again not just as an escape... mosh mosh represents how i was#while moshi is how i am now... i can look back at how far ive come and instead if feel embarrassed i can accept it thats why mosh mosh look#so similar we're technically ghe same person just at different stages... and i dont know how i would have made it this far without you all#thank you rabid día bunsowo for being my friends and all the other amazing artists ive met along the way this has been an amazing experienc#so far and i cant wait to see how far we all grow#moshie Os#mimit
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guys do you want screenshots of insanity ive said about ocs.
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Was listening to talking in your sleep and knew I had to draw...
Her😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
It's nothing but a rough stretch and I didn't put too much thought into the coloring but I'm in love😍🥰
#she is OKAY GUYS!!!#SHE DID N O T ACCIDENTALLY KILL HER BROTHER WITH HER BOYFRIEND AND FRIENDS WHILE WORKING AT HER DADS DINER TRYING TO BE FUNNY😍😍😍😍#that said boyfriend IS alive and did NOT get his frontal lobe bit out by an animatronic😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍#she does NOT have divorced parents😍😍#her brother was NOT taken by her mother for the rest of them to be taken by their dad😍😍#that said brother was NOT killed by said dad while locked out of the pizza place only to turn into a protector for other kids😍😍😍#her dad is NOT a serial killer😍😍😍😍#her sister did NOT get yoinked into an animatronic clown after being told not to go near her😍😍😍😍#she did NOT get scooped by said sister trying to be human/escape the underground fun land thingy😍😍😍😍#she did NOT get burned with the rest of her family after slowly bringing them there one by one😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍#she is OKAY GUYS I S W E A R 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍#My art#ibispaint#Little Hope#LH#Supermassive Games#Taylor Little Hope#Tanya Clarke#she does NOT have multiple identities😍😍😍😍😍😍😍#wait what else do i tag uhhh errr#The Clarke Family#Little Hope AU#what do i call this au... idk#FNAF#Five Nights at Freddys#Five Nights at Freddys AU#FNAF AU#AU#💃🕺💃🕺💃💃💃💃🕺💃🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃
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girl. boy. do whatever. thats your purse dog you treat like a webkinz. your feelings are you own. whatever you choose should be of your own volition or however that word is spelt. ill support you no matter what.
ok prommy ill shut up abt this situation but some of u said to confess to him and like. look. its not that im scared hes gonna not return my feelings [tho i kinda am] but its mostly that i dont want to explain the whole"i dont know if i want a romantic relationship at all and i dont know if these are real romantic feelings,, its all very complicated" ordeal
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YOU?????? WROTE WHAT
welp. it was a good run boys. (BOLTS OUT THE DOOR AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE)
#answer in tags bc im not getting damned for this#yes i wrote a lot of the war wiki thru a blank acc amd i wrote the wata.ei shipping wiki like that too#look. i have been here for far longer than i can humanly say is necessary#i experienced the toils (of being an ei.chiP) i went through the horrors (of being an ei.chiP) i walked through fire (as an eichiP) during#the time this man was actively committing war crimes and breaking various laws for the sake of his stupid gay crush on a homosexual clown#girl there was a time the small en community HAD ME ALL BLOCKED LMFAO#ok safe to say. i think i was just a bit of a founding father ig. i did a lot when the community was still small#and most of the war wiki has been altered and rephrased bc im supposedly ABSOLVING EICHI from his crimes smh . but i do still provide input#fun fact. one person who has me blocked has cited my tl before. im not mad!! just funny bc im detached to that identity now#ok maybe i shldnt be going fuck all insane in the tags but ig im only realizing now i rlly am an oji in this fandom and maybe its time to—#(i am held at gunpoint) yeah fuck no im never leaving here i can and will walk thru the horrors again for the absolute joy of being First#im not going 2 mention the involvement i have w the word en.starrie so lets keep it like that.#anyway if wat.aru was eic.hi's gay awakening well wat.aei was mine. you can pry them from my cold dead hands they are my loves forever#its me and my dedication to the stupid ass idol game with the pretty blonde guy and his bluebird boyfriend against the world ig#AAAAAND THATS A WRAP IM NEVER GONNA SPEAK AGAIN#no rbs bc it is NOT escaping containment boys
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technically one of those clowns is only half based on an ebay one, the one with a funny snout is because i saw one that looked like he had a snout but when i got him his face was flat..
#i still like him of course. every clown has their charm.#but. snouted clown.... the potential was just too amusing to pass up...#and the first sketch i did is very cute but i couldn't replicate it as can be told with the failed snouts#AGH i'm procrastinating sleeping again..#i've had a headache haunting me all day and so i have to wait for painkillers to kick in so i have a chance of sound sleep lol#my mind keeps going back to the clowns... it cannot escape.#i don't care much about real life clown lore btw. i just like the byproducts so to speak#the iconography perhaps. not the aesthetic as such#my clowns- once they are in my possession- are warped in their tales to fit my narative.#they are things wholly different from their human inspirations#creatures. beasts. little guys#they are mainly of baser instincts though they can follow commands if they're simple#akin to a pets intelligence. maybe greater than a cat's but less than a bird#varies clown to clown though of course. each unique in their capabilities#idk why thinking about this makes me want to cry. maybe it's the headache. THEY'RE ALL JUST LITTLE GUYS#ough... they're all so good.#every time i do one of these tag rants i'm reminded why i'm not one for maintaining a mysterious appearance LOL#key's lockbox
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My little cousin (who turned 13 on the ninth everyone say happy birthday!!!!) Got me into Given and you all have to suffer the consequences
Take a mafuya wallpaper hehe
#the clown! it speaks!#mafuyama <3 my silly <3#akihiko is next no one can escape my grasp#given manga#only tagging the manga since i havent watched the anime yet :3
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SERESHAW RODEO AU
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I thought about Jake as a bull rider and then I thought about Bradley as one of those guys who distracts the bulls while the rider escapes (I learned they are called rodeo clowns) and a whole au spiralled. Admittedly I know little to nothing about rodeos so don't take what I say too seriously.
They both have a LOT of fun doing what they do. Jake is the reigning champ and Bradley is kinda just assigned to his team as a rodeo clown cause Jake trusts him so much. They have many adrenaline fuelled make out seshes behind the scenes after events, just kind of giggling and giddy after a win or a good ride.
There's some good potential for angst, where either of them gets hurt doing what they do and the other takes care of them.
Theyve been stuck in my brain for hours now so I may write a fic for this au lmao. I'll update yall with more thoughts on this au later
Idk, give me your thoughts :)
#sam draws#sereshaw rodeo au#fanart#digital art#art#top gun#top gun maverick#sereshaw#hangster#jake hangman seresin#jake seresin#bradley bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#rodeo#country
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storyboarding. give me ONE (1) second to send the funniest shit for this. yeah it's oc stuff. yeah it's sasha and sydney.
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FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH <- shadow wizard money gang hyperfixation
shadow wizard money gang (we love casting spells)
#the clown escaped the tags.#thanks sprite#hi sprite#shadow wizard money gang (we love casting spells)
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