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akkivee · 20 days ago

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hitoya’s the kind of drunk that does stupid shit when he hits his threshold, like feeling upstaged by jakurai playing piano so he plays drums with tableware lmao but he also has no recollection of getting that faded, like that one time he apparently woke up in a ditch and covered in mud after a night out but deadass didn’t remember how he got there so by all means, he and jakurai are the exact same drunk, it’s just that jakurai has a shit threshold so he gets drunk faster than hitoya but if hitoya were to ever get shitfaced first and jakurai somehow drank something shortly after hitoya hit that point i’m pretty sure whatever city they’re drinking will simply cease to exist due to their combined forces of—

#this is vee speaking #they will start yelling at each other and their low pitch frequencies will thunder the very ground they stand on #the clash will generate earthquakes the earthquakes will bring forth tsunamis the waves will destabilise the foundations #the destabilisation will create landslides the landslides will pour earth around their very bodies but their power is unmatched #and the destruction of the very planet they have annihilated themselves merely parts around them #the disaster they have wrought cannot touch them the impenetrable their chaos #all of heaven and hell tremble beneath their combined reckoning #the sparks of lightning these mere mortals have created with their synergy is unfathomable #all of creation and its creators can only watch the air frozen abated as their world the universe is threatened by the unstoppable #until jakurai and hitoya pass tf out whew damn it’s good they have different thresholds for getting drunk on god frfr yessir yessir ye 🙂↕️

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