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Should you Buy a Lexus LS? Is it still as good as the original LS400?
A Master Diagnostic Technician Reviews the current generation Lexus LS500. Answers the most important question. Is this ⊠source
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> "Alright, alright, I'm going to defend the vanillas. It's fine to be vanilla. Who cares!"
#dash commentary.#// look buddy he's defended piss kinks on principle. he'll defend a lot on principle. he has neither a piss kink nor is he vanilla but#he is a bit of a debatelord when he wants to be i guess. he thinks it's fine to be vanilla. if you don't need to connect your antlers to a#car battery to nut then that's fine. who cares
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Need to be a blue lock crunchy housewife so badly :/ shop at expensive health stores and spend all my time developing the most delicious protein ball recipes and packing care kits for the team⊠drop off Pocaris and football shaped cookies in a lazy Sunday chic outfit âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ
#think abt this with Kunigami or barou like *moans like an animal in heat*#or isagi I know he wants me to drop off Halloween pumpkin homemade protein bars in colored orange coconut flakes#HELP ME#driving around in a luxury car not worried abt the price of pine nuts or coffee with foam or the salad you get for lunch#anyway been trying to write this Kunigami thing forever abt how all his pride comes from taking care of u#but it always comes out weird but anyway this is part of that#sigh.#caitie blabs#shii posts#gen
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Guess what,
I love you
Idiot
"aNoNyMoUs"
How bout you a nom'n on these NUTZ
#deez nuts#weewoo I look just like buddy hollyyy#oh oh#and your marry tylerm??? more??#i dont car ee what they think abojt us anywayy#i dont care abojt thatt#:3#:3c#tags tags tags#fuck you#I'm so tired#jk ily#silly#uwu#funny#goofy#reaction images#smolpox#sneggley#i just ate an entire sleeve of club crackers
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My teacher said itâs okay my paper is gonna be late yay!!
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Do you guys ever think about how Cas said this. Cas said this, and he was correct. At the end of the day, Cas and Dean were the only 'real' thing in Deans life. Everything else in his life had been decided for him before he was even born. From his mom dying, him picking up Sam from college, his dad dying, sams demon blood, Dean becoming a demon, even the type of fucking car he drives, all the way to this moment. It has all happened before countless times in countless universes. We saw it, it shows us the universes that end with Dean or Sam killing the other and everything was basically the same. Even the bunker! God planned it all. Over and over and over again.
While this isn't to say these events can't be meaningful to him because they all still are. No matter how much he knows it's fake Deans heart aches with care and the meaning of it all. He can't help it because it all still happened to him, he still feels it all.
But Cas. He was never even supposed to stick around. God literally HATED him because he somehow broke through all of this and FELL IN LOVE WITH DEAN! like God didn't do that. God didn't even want that. But it was real, and unstoppable and raw. Up until this point in Dean life they were the only thing that God hadn't been able to control and it drives me NUTS.
#sorry for the long post guys#but gay love pierces through the veil or whatever#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#supernatural#spn#balls deep destiel
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YOU TURN ME ON! â JJK MEN
SYNOPSIS...what turns the jjk men on? Donât worry, Iâm here to tell you!
INFO...jjk men (geto, gojo, nanami, toji, choso, higuruma, sukuna) x fem!reader, sexual and non sexual turn ons (kinda), whispering, eye contact, tight clothing, shower sex, p in v, hair pulling, oral (f!receiving and m!receiving), pheromones (?), mention of glasses (sukuna), facial (sukuna), not proofread
OTHER...likes and reblogs are appreciated
GOJO
gojo loves when you whisper in his ear. Something about you being so close to him, feeling your breath on his skin just does something to him. He gets immediate chills up his body and a small little smirk on his face. It doesnât even have to be sexual either, you could whisper the most basic shit and heâd be giggling like a school girl cause he just loves hearing your voice in that tone. Now, when it is sexualâŠthat man will nut inside of you without warning. Youâre moaning and whispering in his ear? Heâs a goner, quite literally on another planet. Nibble on his ear a little and his eyes will roll back. Sometimes youâll do it in purpose while you two are out in public and he gives you the biggest pout ever. âBaby, donât do that to me câmon,â he whines. He damn near dragged you to the car and fucked you in the backseatâŠ
NANAMI
nanami loves eyes contact a little too much. Sometimes itâs intimidating because heâs such a stoic man and doesnât show very much emotion in his face, so he will just stare at you. But overtime youâve grown to be comfortable with making eye contact with him, just staring lovingly while he talks about work or whatever. He stares into your eyes so much that he can tell what youâre thinking and feeling. More specifically, he knows when youâre in the mood, the little glint in your eye while you smile at him, looking at him up and down like heâs a piece of meat. In that case, expect eye contact during sex! Nanami loves missionary just looking at you, forehead pressed against yours, and he canât get over that pleading look, batting your pretty lashes at him while you moan his name. âYes, right here, baby. Keep looking at me. Thereâs my girl,â he softly sighs.
TOJI
toji loves tight clothes (no surprise). He genuinely thinks you look good in anything, but something about seeing the outline of your body makes him a crazed man. He will nonstop be touching you, handing on your ass, waist, titties, thighsâŠhe does not give a damn. You could be wearing your pajamas and he will still find you sexy. You bend over in something tight? Heâs now hard and has to fix the problem, not that he minds. He bends you over right there on the couch with your shorts around your ankles. Itâs date night? Heâs excited because youâre gonna wear that new dress he bought youâthe one that hugs your body so well, showing off all your curves. Wandering eyes follow your every movement while you get ready and be chews on his bottom lip while he thinks of everything he wants to do to you. âYeah, doll, I donât think weâll be making it to dinner tonight,â he chuckles.
GETO
geto loves soapy titties. Now I know thatâs like very specificâŠbut I just see him getting turned on by soapy tits for some reason (I donât make the rules). He doesnât care what size they are, what they look like, just throw some soap and water on them bad boys and heâs a satisfied man. Bonus points if you send him an unexpected photo in the shower while heâs away. He almost drops his phone while waiting in line for food because he canât believe his eyesâyour perky nipples and soap cascading down your entire body. Expect shower sexâŠa lot of shower sex. He will go out of his way to help you wash up, trying to be all nice and polite but minutes later his hands are groping your chest and playing with your nipples, soap running between his fingers while he fucks you against the shower wall. âThey look so pretty in my hands, baby. I love âem.â He lazily smiles.
CHOSO
choso loves when his hair gets pulled or when you play with his hair. He only discovered this when you were doing his hair and accidentally pulled it and to his surprise (and yours) he let out a small whimper. Now you go out of your way to tease him, tugging at his hair whenever you walk by, giggling when he huffs in annoyance. He likes laying on your chest and you just run your fingers through his hair, he immediately melts into your touch. Oh but Choso definitely likes it when you tug at his hair when heâs eating you outâŠwhy wouldnât he? It makes him so hard when he feels your fingers entangle in his hair, pulling and tugging at it while you basically ride his face for your pleasure. You only tug harder when you get closer and closer to your orgasm and his dick is throbbing. âYes, yes, pull on my hair, please, please,â he begs.
HIGURUMA
higuruma gets turned on when you smell good, whether itâs your natural smell or your perfume, conditioner, lotion, whatever you use. Youâd walk by him one day in the kitchen, greeting him when came home from work and he stops in his tracks and sniffs the air a couple of times because you smell so goodâŠ??? Like really good to the point he just wants to devour you, hold you, do whatever to you. Heâll hold you close and just smell your hair, your skin, kissing you over and over while his hands roam your body. And if you wear a scent that evokes memories of you two, like a first date or something like thatâŠhe pounces on you like a tiger. âHow do you smell so fucking good? God, I could just eat you up right nowâŠwould you let me?â
SUKUNA
sukuna loves glasses. Yes I said it. Modern sukuna more specifically cause ykâŠBut he will see a woman with glasses and think about how cute her face looks, how smart she looksâŠthe innocent thoughts at first, and then his evil, horny ass would think about what they would look like when heâs fucking you. He can never be wholesome. Will they fog up? Will you let him cum on them? Do you even keep them on? Will they break if he fucks you too hard? All questions that need to be answered. So yes, he eventually fucks a woman with glasses and god does he love it. He finds it adorable when you push up your glasses every ten seconds cause heâs pounding into you too hard. He loves it when you look over them while giving him head. And yes, they do fog up. âGonna let me cum all over your face? Yeah..? No, no, keep them on for me,â he devilishly smirks, licking his lips.
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Some serial killer level bullshit omfg
#cis white man is back fucking at it at work again#he's now completely 180d his behavior#immediately changing his behavior and voice when I walk by#putting on this meek and mild front like???#i fuking. DESPISE. when peolle think they can get their way by just. acting a different way#just be fucking you I don't want a version of you coddled to me that you toss aside when you feel comfortable to break down my boundaries#he tried to hug me again. WITHOUT ASKING this time becasue every other time I said now#which he fucking ignored and hugged me anyways#THIS time I grabbed my arm and elbowed the shit out of him and didn't even look as I walked away and said do NOT touch me#one of my other coworkers saw too so bonus witness#now anytime Inwalk around his face turns into a scowl and if I talk to any other guy at work he gets all pissy and slams shit around like#what the fuck kind of toddler behavior is thism#he tried to get me to road trip with him to a city 5 hours away to look at. a car and drive back like#10 hours alone in HIS car with him 5 HOURS away from home#bitch NO what the fuuuuck#I'm getting ready to lose my shit on him and walk out of work 100%#my boss already made it clear they won't do anything about it and I have to ake care of it#~just talk to him~#yeah talk to him and become a fucking headline#he's a gun nut with 4 unregistered a truck and a tendency to switch to violence and yelling real fucking quick#this is why no one reports because it's better than going missing
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Bite my lip just for the taste
nonnie request here
Blurb: Eddie isnât only good with his hands. He worships the ground you gracefully walk on and he is determined to satisfy you in every way that he can. Your pleasure is his pleasure and thanks to your mutual friend Steve, he might just have a chance to give you what you deserve.
Pairing: Older!Mechanic!Eddie x Reader
Warnings: 18+, lust at first sight, rough!dom!Eddie (careful what you wish for, right?), oral (m receiving), p in v sex, sloppy kisses, naked bodies and underwear description, reader referred to as girl, pet names, praise kink, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it!), alcohol, characters are of ages 25+ and 30+
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divider by @cafekitsune
Not only was Eddie Munson phenomenal with his hands when it came to mending cars and tinkering around with bolts and nuts⊠but he knew a trick or two with his strong muscular tongue and his long skilled fingers; and they werenât associated with playing guitar or singing a epic chorus.
Eddie knew how to fuckâ and he was fucking great at it.
But he couldnât just come out straight with it and tell you thatâ he had to ease into it. It was like a dark lustrous dance of longing and need and he didnât mind if he were in it for the long run.
Eddie wanted you but he knew that perfection took time.
It all began on a sweltering summers day. The metal head was very well educated on how car batteries and engines reacted to intense heatâ but no amount of study could have prepared him for the way your car trundled into his garage.
Wiping the sweat from his thick brow he watched how you swung open the door with a tired groan and a chesty grumble. Full of merciless rage as you rattled your hands against the metal plating of the evidently old vehicle. Swearing like a sailor on a sinking ship, âPiece of shit!! I hope they crush you!â
Eddie couldnât control the way his jaw nearly hit the dusty courtyard floor as your heeled foot struck against the cars front tire multiple times. Your rage wasnât what surprised Eddieâ he was accustomed to watching customers let out their pent up rage onto their dying automobiles. But what stunned him was you. You presented yourself in a way that made Eddie question why you decided to bring your car all the way down to this side of town when you clearly could afford to go elsewhere.
Not to toot his own horn, but Eddie was one of the best mechanics this town had to offer. However, he did hold a reputation that much of the community did not agree with. He had a look that made people uncomfortableâ that made them run away.
But not you.
You charged toward him fiercely and determined. You made Eddie shrink in his boots.
âHi, Iâm looking for Eddie? Eddie Munson? Iâm told this is his place.â Your sugar coated tongue had Eddieâs mind reeling. The contrast of your actions and your personality made him want to laugh aloudâ but he managed to keep his humour to himself. For now. You hoop your keys around your index finger, swirling the metal so they would clank and chime against one another.
âYouâre looking at him, princess,â He wipes his large oil covered hands against the dark denim of his jeans, toying with the chunky silver rings that graced his fingers as he drank you in furtherâ having a better view of you now, âHow can I help?â He briefly glances over to your car, his two front teeth puncturing his bottom lip as he recalls the way you were attacking it just moments earlier.
âMy friend Steve said if anyone can fix this hunk of shit then it would be you.â You offer Eddie a tight lipped smile, your hands resting comfortably on your hips as you also gaze back over at the rust bucket your father gifted you 4 years prior, âShe isnât much to look at, but she meant a lot to my old man so⊠I sort of have to keep her around, Yâknow?â You roll your eyes comically and Eddie hums in acknowledgment, crossing his heavily tattooed arms over his plump chest that is clad in a tarnish white tank top.
âI get it.â He grins and winks at you, walking over to where you had abandoned your prized possession, âI hope Harrington put a good word in for me, his car wouldâve been scrapped last year if it werenât for my talent.â
âHe said you were the best⊠alongside some other things that I best not mention if you wanna keep your friendship with him on good terms.â
Eddie laughs as he leans against the bonnet of your car, his wandering eyes flickering from your skirt that is stretched across the fullness of your thighs and up to your face and all over again. He couldnât seem to pull his attention away from you.
âItâs unlocked, if youâd like to have a look inside.â You gesture toward the hood of the car which the metal head is leisurely draped on and Eddieâs cheeks warm at the inkling that he was caught gawking at you.
âYeah, Iâll pop it open. It might just be the heatâŠâ
It was now your turn to rake your eyes over Eddieâs frame as he peers into the organs of your nearly dead vehicle. He was only older than you by a couple of years and yet he seemed much more experienced in life than you did. The tattoos against his pale skin had you nibbling on the plush flesh of your bottom lip. His jeans hung loosely on his hips, held up by a studded black leather belt and above the hem you could see the waistband of his boxer briefs peering out at you.
One thing Steve had failed to mention to you before your arrival was how smoking hot Eddie âthe freakâ Munson was. If you had known sooner, you wouldâve dressed up a bit moreâ maybe you wouldâve gotten changed out of your PA office attire.
But still, your tight fitted blouse and shiny black heels would just have to suffice.
âWhat are you doing right now?â Boldly you move around to meet Eddieâs line of vision. His eyebrows knit together in slight confusion and he flicks his fingers toward the open hood of the car, âNo, I mean, after this. What are you doing? Do you.. have plans? Maybe going home to a girlfriend, perhaps?â You werenât very subtle, but screw it! You saw the hunger in his eyes when you first showed upâ he wanted you just as badly as you wanted him and you hadnât been taken care of in a long time.
You were needy. Desperate. And Eddie may as well have been served up to you on a silver platter!
âPlans? Oh uh⊠no. Not at all. I uh⊠I was going to go home and have some shitty wine,â His pink lips perk up into a toothy smile, a knowing smile, and you bite the inside of your cheek to suppress your own, âDoes that maybe interest you? You donât seem like a shitty wine girl.â
You shrug your shoulders and a transparent smugness settles deep into the apples of your cheeks, âI like shitty wine.â
âThe good thing about being your own boss is that you can finish whenever you want.â He slaps the bonnet of the car shut and dusts his large hands against one another, âHow about I look at this tomorrow and we can take my car back to mine? Or would you like to check out my ass for a bit longer?â He slyly winks at you and your face tilts toward the ground as you make a feeble attempt to conceal the blazing fire that was torturing your skin.
âHmmm that dependsâ can you guarantee that youâre not some psycho and that I wonât end up on the front page of the paper tomorrow?â For someone whose body may as well be a ferness with how hot it is, you sure are making Eddie work for what you both want. Something about him made you brave, but it also made you⊠timid. Quiet⊠obedient.
And boy oh boy, Eddie was enjoying every second of the power he had over you.
âHow about I let you drive? You have the keys⊠you have the control.â His husky voice drops an octave as he takes a few steady strides toward you. His gaze penetrates yours and his dangerous eyes have an addictive allure. Captivating and intimidating. Revealing little but knowing much⊠it was exciting. He excites you.
âThat could workâŠâ your voice betrays your facade of confidence and Eddie grins wider at the soft falter in your tone. He could read you like a book. Your inviting body language, the blown darkness in the centre of your glossy eyes and the way you donât back away from him as he stalks even closer to you. You were his prey⊠and he was the hunter set on a target.
One of Eddieâs rough calloused hands gently takes yours. He positions your palm flat out toward the sky so he could drop his keys onto it all while his focus on your face remains unwavering, âThe keys to the castle.â
âFitting, since you called me a princess earlier.â
âMaybe I orchestrated this from the beginning?â An entertained eyebrow perks up behind his stringy damp bangs.
âIs that so?â The sound of your hushed voice echoes back at you and your lips part longingly at Eddieâs close proximity. He is close enough to kissâ tasty enough to devour. A banquet of all of the most desirable and finer things in life.
âI saw you in those heels and with those legs⊠I couldnât resist. They donât call me a Eddie the freak Munson for no reason, princess.â There is a clip to his voice, a new intensity piercing through his words like a pin to a voodoo doll.
âYou might just have to show me how freaky you really are then, Mr. freakâŠâ
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Eddie was right. The wine did taste like shit.
You were currently draped across Eddieâs large sofa, the soft suede fabric welcomed the mould of your body as you sunk into airy cushions and you sipped hesitantly from your stemmed glass. Smearing your dark lipstick across the pristine rim as you did.
Eddie was perched on a chair across from you which was cut from the same material as the couch. His feet were planted to the floor and his legs were spread wide; like a King on his throne. There was a coffee table separating the two of you and part of you questioned why he was so far away.
You and Eddie locked eyes, a welcoming and long stare. It was comfortable, patient but growing. Neither of you looked away, but none of you made the first move, either.
Eddie was assessing you. He was trying to figure out how this would go. How it would play out. Who was going to be the dominant one and who was going to submit?
You wanted it to be him. You wanted him to know that you needed your decisions made for you tonight.
You bring your glass of wine back to your mouth, taking a small drink and proceeding to lick and bite your lip afterwards. An unspoken invitation that Eddie silently accepts.
The warm light that glows from the table lamp next to you illuminates Eddie in a gorgeous orange hue, darkening his tattoos and brightening the metal around his fingers and his neck. You envision how he would look above youâ glistening in sweat with his necklace shimmering as it dangles atop of your face. The image nearly causes you to whine aloud.
Nearly.
You surveyed your surroundings, âThis is a nice place you haveâ very cozy.â You place your wine glass on a coaster, coming back to snuggle into the pillows of the sofa and Eddie hums, pleased.
âItâs no bachelor pad but itâs home.â He tilts his nearly empty glass toward you and a mischievous smile toys with the edges of his lips, âThank you.â
He finishes his drink with one swift movement before he is leaving his post from across from you. You watch him with blown eyes, eyes that are bright and eager. He settles his lean and sturdy physique against the door frame that leads into his kitchen space.
Your heart rate quickens with anticipation and your hips squirm beneath you as you try and remain confident under his abysmal and sinful demeanour.
You were overly aware of the lewd events hurtling toward you and the excitement of it causes your face to flush with colour.
âIâve never fucked a girl in heels before⊠I think you should keep them on.â He prowls toward you, his body language animalistic and focused.
Heâs been wanting to pounce on you from the moment you stepped foot through the doorâ but Eddie is a gentleman and gentlemen take their time.
Eddie was in front of you now. His eyes such a deep shade of chocolate brown that they seemed to swallow the light rather than reflect it. They were adorned by long dark eyelashes that you were envious of and strong clean eyebrows that framed the chiselled structure of his face. He looked like a painting. Like he wasnât real.
âI⊠I can keep them on.â Your face tilts toward your feet as you try to remind yourself of the appearance of the shoes that you chose to wear that day however Eddie is quick to tensely grab you by the flesh of your cheeks and snatch your attention back to him.
âEyes on me.â His voice is a hushed purr as his nose teeters on the edge of brushing yours, âI wanna see your pretty face.â
His grip remains tight and it forces your lips into a cute pout which Eddie coos at, âI wanna kiss you. Is that okay?â You nod your head feverishly. Without wasting a single second your lips finally met, tinged with impatience. His lips were magnificent, full and defined and soft. His tongue tastes of alcohol and mint and you moan at the contact of his wet tongue wrestling against yours. His teeth nip at your bottom lip and your eyes are lidded as your fingers touch the exposed skin of his shoulders with a feathery graze; causing goosebumps to arise on Eddieâs inked skin.
âI need to know that you want thisâŠâ He breathes heavy laboured breaths, âThat you want me to take control. I like it rough, baby, so we need to have a safe word⊠okay? Safe word is Cherries. You got that?â His domineering mask slips for a quarter of a moment as his black hues sweeten. You nod again, your mind clouded with lust and desperation.
âRepeat it back to me.â
âCherries is the safe word.â
âClever girl.â Without a beat Eddie is dragging you up and onto your feet. You are wobbly on your legs for a moment but you are fast to regain composure. As Eddie goes to lead you through to his bedroom you stop, your body set alight.
âEddie can I⊠can I taste you first?â You are a blushing mess as the words drool from your lips. You hadnât stopped thinking about it since you seen him man spreading in front of you in his armchair earlier. You wanted to dip down between his thighs and make his cock twitch with need, âPlease.â
The metal head looked bewildered for a moment however he quickly welcomed the request. How could he possibly deny such a sweet girl when she asked him so politely?
He walks the both of you over to the comfortable chair, sitting himself down and allowing his hands to have free roam of your ass and hips, âAsk me as nicely as that and Iâd give you anything you want, princess.â The pet name was now tainted with naughty intention as it rolled off of his slick tongue and your knees weaken at the sight of him gazing up at you.
It was nice to be able to study a man features without any shame or embarrassment. You were so used to stealing glances at attractive men but the visual feast sitting in front of you was enjoyed without any guilt.
You offer Eddie an intoxicated smile as his eyes venture over your face, your neck, your breasts and your exposed legs. You werenât worried about the way your body lookedâ there was something so calming about Eddie that struck a match of confidence within you and he seemed to like what he was looking at.
âSuch a pretty thing, arenât you?â He rips down your skirt from around your waist, letting it pool around your ankles and leaving you stood in the pile of bunched fabric. His hands work quickly on your blouse and Eddie growls at the sight of you. Nothing to you but your matching lace underwear set and your heels.
Your nipples peak at the change of temperature in the room and the sly man pinches them with the tips of his slender fingers, rolling the buds mercilessly and smirking devilishly as he does. The action causes a soft whine to emit from your throat and Eddieâs lips perk into a grin at the sound. He was obsessed with you.
âKneel.â
And you do. The bones of your knees meet the floor with a pathetic thud and Eddie smooths the palm of his hand across the softness of your hair; enticing you that he will be gentle at first but he yanks the strands seconds later, causing you to yelp.
âOpen up. I wanna see if Iâll fit.â
Bracing yourself with your hands on his jean clad knees you unhinge your jaw, opening wide as Eddie slots two of his fingers onto your tongue and they slide deep in the crevasse of your mouth. They tickle the back of your throat and your thighs clench together at the thought of him fucking of your face.
âItâll be a tight squeeze, but Iâm sure you can handle it. Right, hon?â
âYes. I can take it. PleaseâŠâ You babble around his digits.
There you are again with your manners and your begging bambi eyes. It awakens something within Eddieâ something that had been sitting dormant but has now stirred from its slumber. A darkness. A line he had never crossed but he was so close to it now. He wanted to own you. He wanted you to belong to him⊠to be his and only his.
âGo on then, baby. Heâs waiting.â He winks at you and your adrenaline shaken hands find the zipper of his jeans. Eddieâs thick bulge strains against the stiff denim and you chew on your bottom lip furiously as his long and full shaft springs from his boxer briefs.
Your mouth salivates at the sight and you look to him for permission, which Eddie gives, before you are popping his throbbing tip into the hot cave of your mouth. A vibration travels down Eddieâs cock and reaches his balls as you moan around him. He felt so goodâ so natural to have him in your mouth. Like sucking on your favourite treat.
âFuckâ that feels so good.â Dark curls spill onto the back cushion of the chair and Eddieâs hands fist your hair into a ponytail, guiding your slobbering mouth up and down the length of his aching cock.
Your mind was blank of anything except for Eddieâs body and the way he felt inside of you. He hadnât even penetrated you yet and your panties were dampening with slick more and more with every passing bob of your head.
âShitââ Eddie seethes through clenched teeth, his hips rocking up to meet your sloppy movements and he punctuates each thrust with a rewarding moan. âI need to feel you.â It was abrupt, the way he ripped your mouth away from himâ but you understood. You needed to feel him too. You hadnât felt this desperate for anyone before; this sultry and seductive. This needy and submissive. You didnât want this night to end.
You cant contain the soft pants that leave your throat, a mixture of excitement and arousal as you climbed onto straddle Eddieâs thighs. His body felt hard and masculine beneath your touch and you shivered at the way he laid a harsh spank to the meaty flesh of your ass.
âAs innocent as you look, you really are just a dirty little slut, huh?â He slaps you again, this time harder than the last and you nearly collapse against his chest. Eddie laughs mockingly, forcing you to sit upright as his fingers plunge down into the soaking fabric of your panties.
You gasp, your already primed body becoming slippier as his fingers thrust softly into youâ testing the waters.
âSuch a wet pussy, all for meâŠâ His fingers twitch inside of you and you release a sound which can only be described as a moan combined with a helpless whine. With his free hand Eddie rips your breasts from the confines of your bra, allowing the skin to spill free.
His tongue bathed your breast while he used his teeth, giving you peppered bites that shot pleasure through your body like a lightning bolt. He drew your coiled nipple into his mouth and he let his teeth roughly drag over the tip. You moaned loudly. He leaves your breast and looks up into your face.
âTell me how badly you want my cock.â His voice is a clipped and cool demand.
âI want you to fill me up so bad. I need it, Eddie. Please⊠fuck, I want it more than anything.â Your hips grind against his fingers and your words mustâve struck Eddie in a pleasant way because before your brain has any time to catch up to his ever changing movements, his fingers are pulling your panties off to one side and his cock is teasing and toying with your dripping hole.
The eye contact between the pair of you was intense as Eddieâs entire length slowly slid inside of you. Your breathing catches in your throat at the stretch of him. Before long, Eddie settles inside of you and your eyes remain shackled to one another. Sex with a stranger shouldnât be this intimateâ so you screw your eyes shut.
Big mistake.
âOpen your fucking eyes,â He snarls, his hand grabbing your throat harshly as he pulls your body down toward his, âI want you to watch me as I fuck you.â Your eyelids snap open and Eddieâs features are slack but intimidating as he looks at you. The feeling of being brutally and totally full was almost too much for you to stand. Too much for you to handle. He pulls back from you and begins to thrust.
âWaitââ You plead and your hands find Eddieâs chest as you support yourself on top of him, âI just need a moment to adjust⊠youâre so big.â You squirm at the pulsing of your walls around Eddieâs shaft and he grins egotistically up at you.
âPerfect thing to say.â
He repositions his grip onto the back of your thighs, slowly readjusting himself beneath you and easing himself in and out.
âOkay,â you breathe with a soft nod, âYou can fuck me now.â
Eddie sensed that your body was ready for his size and he then started to brutishly slam his body into yours. Unbelievably erotic sounds hit your ears as you feel and hear his hips slapping against yours. Sticky skin meeting sticky skin.
âFeels like someone is fisting my dick.â
âWettest little pussy Iâve ever fucked, yknow that?â
âShit, I could cum from just the sight of you.â
âListen to that, baby. You hear how much your pussy is loving my cock?â
âKeep those stunning fucking eyes on me.â
Eddieâs deep grunts and moans mixed with his dirty commentary only heightened the erotica. Youâre gentle to take his hand into yours, timidly welcoming two of his fingers back into your mouth as you bound up and down to meet the crack of his hips against yours. Eddieâs eyes gloss over from the view of you above him and his thrusts get snappier and more intentional. Harsher. Quicker. Deeper.
As his cock fucks your sweet hole, his fingers are busy fucking your mouth as well. He took note of how much you liked to have him in your mouthâ no matter what part of his body that may be. Eddie got an inkling that this would be the first of many nights together. And he wasnât mad at the ideaâ he was actually thrilled by it. It spurred him on.
âRub your clit for me, sweet girl.â It was as if you were in a trance and the only thing you were able to do was obey Eddieâs every beckon and call. Your finger tips find your sensitive bundle of nerves and you sigh out in complete bliss at the euphoria that shocks up every vertebrae of your spine.
âThatâs it, baby. I want you to cum so fucking hard. Iâm getting so closeâ want you to cream all over my cock.â
The speed in which your fingers circled your clit increases and your eyes fight to stay open. You could feel the desperation punctuated in every one of Eddieâs quickened thrusts and you feel that familiar build coming to build in your tummy.
âFuckâ Iâm gonna cum. Keep rubbing that clit, baby. Youâre being such a good girl for me.â His tired pants fill the air and your mind whizzes and bubbles as you whine out loudly.
âOh fuck, oh fuck, of fuck!â Your mouth gapes open wide, mirroring the sweaty sex symbol below you and your eyes widen as your orgasm floods your every cell. Shaking your body from head to toe. You feel Eddieâs cock swell inside of youâ causing your high to continue
âShit!!â A yell breaks past Eddieâs swollen lips as his orgasm hits. You watch as his face contours as he cums inside of you. His eyes squint shut and his mouth is pulled into a grimace. The veins on his forearms bulk and tense. It was the sexiest thing you had ever fucking seen.
Your heart paced rabidly in your chest as you both breathed heavily, trying to control the heaving of your chests as you both came down. Youâre relying on Eddieâs body to keep you from collapsing and Eddie is wise to this. His strong arms wrap around your body as he pulls himself out of you, bringing you to rest on his chest.
Too tired and sated to do anything else, you press yourself against Eddieâs bare and empty sack, grinding lightly down onto the tender flesh of his balls and the noise that leaves Eddieâs throat is indescribable.
You shoot up to look at him and itâs now your turn to smirk and itâs Eddieâs turn to flush a shade of bright red.
âIgnore that.â He coughs to clear his oesophagus, followed by a light hearted chuckle as you come to lay back against his limp body and a knowingness fills your mind.
This wasnât just going to be a one night stand⊠and this wasnât the last time you were going to be laying on top of Eddie âthe freakâ Munson.
This was just the sweaty, sexy beginning.
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Hello!âš I'm kind of back to writing, truth is I've been wanting to write some things these past weeks however it's been impossible for me to be able to come up with something, I'm having serious writers blockđit's a bit frustrating because I love writingđđđ but I'll try my best to end all the requests and hopefully fully come back!đ«¶đ»
This is a kind of small reaction with Barça Boys (Pedri, Gavi, FermĂn and Ferran) , let me know what you guys think!âš
Slam Car Door
Pedri:
He jumped in his seat, his eyes wide as he saw you slam the door of his car
"Madre mĂa" (Dear god) He whispered, you opened the door to his car
"I'm so sorry" You say with your hand covering your mouth "I didn't meant to, I couldn't grab the door properly and the wind knocked it out of my hands"
"No te preocupes, amor. Ten cuidado, ÂżSĂ?" (Don't worry, love. Be careful, yeah?) You nod smiling
"ÂżCompro un kilo o dos de plĂĄtano?" (Should I buy one or two kilos of bananas?) You ask
"Dos. Uno pa' ti y el otro pa'mi" (Two. One for you and the other for me) You laugh nodding
"Got it" You went to close the door and Pedri once again jumped when you slammed the door. His mouth opened and one of his hands moved in question
"Amor" You could read his lips from the window
"It's the wind! It's the wind!" You hurriedly say opening the door once again
"Be careful, bonita. The door can break and-"
"I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'll be careful" You say blowing him a kiss, closing the door.
"Y/N!" He yells when he sees you slamming the door "ÂĄPreciosa!"
"What?" You ask giggling
"Stop doing that!"
"What am I doing?!"
"When we get home I swear I'll slam the door of our bathroom!"
"Don't you dare, Pedro GonzĂĄlez!"
Gavi:
"Any other thing you want me to buy?" You ask lifting your head up from the notes on your phone to look at your two years boyfriend
"I think that would be it"
"You sure? I don't want to forget anything"
"You can add the things we might need to do burguers"
"You want to eat burguers?" He nods smiling softly, you smile before writing down the items you'll need for the dinner "And that's it?" You look down at his hand in your thigh and played with his fingers.
"Yes I think that would be it, unless you'd like to add something at last minute"
"Probably I will" He laughs "I'll be going then" You undo the seatbelt "Hopefully in fifteen minutes, I'm back" You lean over to kiss his cheek.
"Take your time, preciosa"
He grabs his bottle of water from the cupholder and drinks from it. Only to get choked up by it when he hears the slam, his pouty face turns into his famous frown, eyes full of confusion.
"Are your parents coming tomorrow, right? Or is it next week? I'll be cooking your mom's favorite, so should I buy the ingredients now or wait until we're on a closer date?"
"They're coming next week" He confirms what you already know
"So, should I buy them later?" He nods
"Yes, tomatoes can get bad really quick so it's better that way" He nods his eyebrows furrowed. He looked so cute, you wanted to laugh.
"Perfecto, gracias" (Perfect, thanks) You close the door once again, before almost leaving you saw his eyes wide open, trying to figure out how to call you out on this. "Also, do you want me to buy the big jar of nuts?" You ask "or maybe the medium"
"Any of them it's fine" He nods "Something's wrong?"
"No, why?"
"It seems like you're mad"
"I'm not, baby. Why do you say that?" He gets quiet for a minute before shaking his head "Nothing" He whispers "Try not close the door so hard, bebé"
You look at the door before letting a small -oh- acting as if you didn't knew what was bothering him "Did I close it too hard?" He nods instantly
"Joder, si" (Fuck yeah)
"Ay, lo siento" (Sush, I'm sorry) You nod "I'll be careful" You say blowing him a kiss, he winks back at you, you smile and stopped for a few seconds before slamming the door shut.
You could only see his eyes wide open and the "Me cago en la-" he let out before you ran away while laughing, soon you heard the sound of the honk of your boyfriend's car and his yell of your name. You made sure to buy his favorite chocolate cake that day.
FermĂn:
"Want me to go with you, amor?"
"Don't worry, Fer. You can stay here, I'll be back in a few minutes" You lean over to kiss his cheek twice before he moved his head and crashed his lips into yours
"Be careful" He said before giving you another kiss, you giggle
"I'll re-stock my girly things and be back in a few minutes"
"I know but still" You smile
"Te quiero mucho mĂĄs" You say "Want me to bring something for you?"
"I'm so in love with you, you're too cute"
"Te quiero"
"A muffin would do"
"Got it" You got out of the car and without looking back you slammed the door, you started walking but the honk of your boyfriend's car interrupted you "What's up?"
"I think the door wasn't closed"
"Oh! Let me do it again" You slammed the door once again, a bit stronger than before "Better?" You asked and he shook his head
"Not yet" You opened it and closed it again "More" You did it once again putting all of your strenght, you winced a bit in this last one
"Now?"
"Nope"
"FermĂn!"
"You were the one starting it, mi amor!"
Ferran:
"ÂĄOstras!" (Fuck!) "Cuidado, un poco mas y se te devuelve la puerta, preciosa" (Careful, a little more and the door will be returned to you, precious)
"I'm so sorry, Fer! I didn't meant to!"
"That you pay for my door insurance, nena"
"Ferran, stop. It wasn't that bad!"
"Que no fue tan mal? Casi me tiras la puerta en la cara!" (It wasn't that bad? You almost threw the door in my face)
"Exagerado" (Exaggerated)
"Not exaggerated, I'm just taking precautions" You roll your eyes
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, Torres. I'll go" He nods
"I'll be waiting for you, beautiful" You smile and close the door once again. You looked at Ferran who simply looked at you, you tried your best to hold your laughter
"What?"
"I know what you're doing and you won't get any reaction from me!"
"What do you think I'm doing?!"
"You dislike this car and want me to buy another one, right?"
"That's not-"
"Save it. I'll do it"
"No! If you want a new car you don't have to say I influenced you"
"But you did" He said "My mind's already setting everything up"
"But I didn't! All I was doing was slamming your car door to see your reac-" You cut yourself off and Ferran's eyebrows went up lightly. You fell in his trap.
"ÂżEstabas tirando la puerta de mi coche?" (Were you slamming my cars door?)
"In my defense... I was trying to see your reaction and I didn't do it that hard!"
"No, ÂĄUn poco mĂĄs y la puerta llega a mi cara!" (No, a bit more and the door gets to my face!)
"ÂĄMentira!" (Liar!)
"Venga, vamos" (C'mon, let's go) "I'll go with you"
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jjk menâs favorite place to have sexÂ
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mdni, reblogs appreciatedÂ
included: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, sukuna, choso, takuma, & higuruma
content: (these are mostly jokes lol), suggestiveness, fluff, crack, explicit language
Satoru Gojo
Favorite place: The balcony of some skyscraper because he just loves being above everyone else. both literally and figuratively.
Gojoâs would no doubt go for maximum drama. Heâd make jokes like, âDonât worry, Iâll catch you if you fall,â whole time heâs the clumsy one who might just end up tripping over his own pants.
Suguru Geto
Favorite place: A quiet hot spring or getaway in the middle of nowhere, with a no-cell-service guarantee.
Geto absolutely loves the peace and beauty of it all, but thereâs definitely a part of him that enjoys âembracing his mysterious villain energy,â as stated in his own words.
Heâs the type to randomly monologue about the stars or the meaning of life mid-act, leaving you wondering if youâre being seduced or lectured. +Bonus points if he can dramatically pull his hair back as steam swirls around him like heâs in a perfume commercial. âAre we even here for the sex at this point?â youâd ask him.
Kento Nanami
favorite place: A swanky, ultra-modern hotel room, preferably one with a nice view and complimentary breakfast for the morning after.
Nanami is a man of precision and schedules, so the location must be clean, practical, and include its perks.
He insists on the bed being neatly made before and after. heâs not a heathen, after all.
The whole time, heâs probably calculating how many hours of sleep heâs losing and debating if itâs worth it (It always is.)
Toji FushiguroÂ
Favorite place: The backseat of a stolen car, possibly still running, most likely in a fast-food parking lot.
Toji thrives on things like chaos and bad decisions, so naturally, heâs picking somewhere dangerous and trashy.
Heâs definitely cracking jokes mid-action, like, âThink the copsâll give us five minutes if they show up?âÂ
If the car is manual, heâll probably accidentally hit the clutch at some point. but itâs all part of the âfunâ he says.
Ryomen Sukuna
Favorite place: On the throne of his spooky, abandoned temple, surrounded by ominous torches.
Sukuna is extra in every sense of the word. Heâll insist on a spot where he looks like a final boss in a video game. +Bonus points if thereâs a sacrificial altar nearby for âthe aesthetic.â
He doesnât have an inch of subtleness within him. Heâd definitely say things like, âBow before your kingâ while youâre simply just trying to bust a nut.
Choso KamoÂ
Favorite place: A private moonlit garden, probably near a koi pond (he read online that itâd be romantic.)
Choso is sweet but awkward, so heâs constantly trying his best to nail the mood. Heâll light a million candles and bring up random facts about flowers- âDid you know they symbolize eternal love?â
He doesnât even care about the location, it just has to feel meaningful.Â
If you reassure him heâs doing great, he might actually shed a tear mid-session.
Bonus!!!!
Takuma Ino
Favorite place: A public library after hours. (breaking small rules is as edgy as he gets).
Ino thinks heâs being super daring, but the whole time heâs whispering, âShh, baby, donât get too loud..â like a paranoid hall monitor.
Heâs the type to accidentally knock over a stack of books mid-action and panic, saying, âHoly shitâ weâre gonna get banned from libraries forever.â
Hiromi Higuruma
Favorite place: A courtroom after hours, with papers dramatically scattered everywhere.
Higuruma is a walking contradiction, so of course, heâs picking the most ironically serious place possible.
Heâs 100% the type to sigh mid-moment and say something like, âThis feels wrong huh? but thatâs what makes it right.âÂ
Heâd definitely joke about âobjectingâ if youâd try to rush things due to your fear of being caught.Â
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JJ MAYBANK NSFW ALPHABET
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A = Aftercare (what theyâre like after sex)
jj is the absolute sweetest!!! he can be laughing and telling you jokes, but if you need him to be he can be sweet and caring. if it was a particularly intimate session heâs sweet and gentle, normally tho heâs getting snacks to watch tv and laugh.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
jj really likes his arms cause theyâre just insanely toned and nice. heâs always flexing in the mirror and other guy shit. on you itâs def ur ass. i mean heâs a guy cmon⊠heâs constantly slapping it, grabbing it, ect ect.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
he cums a lot and it shoots out in spurts. he also likes when you swallow it and will make out with you after you just gave him head and spit his nut back in your mouth. it tastes like shit tho so i wouldnât recommend swallowing it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he stole a bunch of his dads old playboys and still looks at them. like he has a stash under his bed and jacks off to them to this day. not that bad but heâs so embarrassed about it and once cherry finds out she never lets him live it down.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
as shown in the first episode, jjs pretty experienced. safe to say he knows what heâs doing.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
definitely doggy heâs an ass man at heart no matter how much people try to say otherwise. then he can be all rough and shove your face down. but if heâs feeling nice heâll pull you up by the throat and spit in your mouth <3
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he normally likes to joke around and be funny during the moment. itâs just his personality atp and he doesnât tone it down in the bedroom most of the time. his favorite type of sex is the giggly hands high sex you guys have.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
ngl heâs not doing much down there himself, your gonna have to tell him if you have a problem with it cause he doesnât really care.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
heâs really good at making you feel special. constantly complimenting you, even when heâs being mean. definitely more funny and giggly in the moment but can be serious and super intimate if one of you needs it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
i mean heâs definitely rubbing one out atleast once every other day. his sex drive is extremely high, so if your not there heâll just yknow⊠do it himself.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
what isnât his kink? his biggest kink is just feeling in charge it really gets him going. heâs super into sex while on substances. like high sex and drunk sex because everything is so much more sensitive and he loves that you trust him enough to fuck you while your not even in the right head. he also likes overstimulation and edging but yeah basically everything is his kink tbh.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his favorite place is the bed but he honestly does not care. heâll do it on the boat, in the car, on the couch, in public, on the ground it really doesnât matter. he likes the bed the most though because itâs guaranteed privacy and the bed is soft so you guys can cuddle up right after.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
breathing tbh. seriously though anything makes him horny. he really likes feeling in charge since his life is already so out of control, so he likes when girls act submissive and bat their eyelashes and shit. (cherry also gives him lowkey foot jobs in public under tables and he loves it heâs bricked immediately)
N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
itâs hard to get a no out of him, but honestly anything thatâs gonna hurt you heâs not into extreme pain. donât get me wrong heâll slap you a little but nothing beyond that really.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
oh boy. he loves giving head. he could genuinely do it all day. he loves being able to take his time with it and make his girl feel as good as possible without his own needs getting in the way. so when he gets to taste you just know itâs not stopping anytime soon. heâs 10/10 too.
as far as him, he likes it and all but if heâs gonna have you suck his dick he might as well just fuck you in his mind. go big or go home i suppose.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
most of the time itâs fast and rough because that poor boy has no self control, but if itâs a special day like an anniversary, or one of you has had a particularly rough day he can make it slow and meaningful :))))
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
10/10. heâs down to get you off or get off himself anytime, anywhere.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
one hundred percent. heâs down for basically anything and heâs a total adrenaline junkie so anything you want to do to spice up your sex life, heâs down.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he can go a solid 3 rounds before heâs tired out and needs a minute to get it back. but trust me itâll only be a minute and then heâs back up and ready.
he can last a fairly long time if he wants to make you feel extra good, but normally itâs about average time, maybe a little less since hes just always so horny.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
heâs the most likely to own toys out of all of the guys in my opinion. he doesnât have any for himself but you guys have a pink vibrator he uses on you sometimes and he definitely has a pair of handcuffs.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
worlds biggest tease 1000%. sometimes he honestly likes the tease more than actually fucking. he will do anything in the world to rile you up before actually giving in to you.
âcmon mama, just some kissing and touching. canât even handle that can you baby? itâs alright papa jâs gonna fix that for yaâ
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
very very loud and whipery tbh. second behind pope. itâs not even just grunts sometimes heâs full on whimpering and moaning and begging if your on top or itâs just that good.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
john bs first girlfriend he ever had, like freshmen year, jj would jerk off to pictures of her. honestly sometimes it was more about knowing she had john b than it was about her being hot. something about knowing she had him in all the ways jj couldnât made him so insanely hard. and her tits were huge. yeahâŠ
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes)
maybe slightly above average size. not too thick but enough to make you feel it. uncut with a pretty pink tip that is basically always glistening with a bead of precum. very pretty but very manly at the same time.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
sky high. 24/7. all night. till the bed breaks. till the sun rises. till his dick falls off.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
honestly it takes him kinda a long time. heâll normally lay there for a little bit after before getting up to clean you guys up. then he likes to chill for a little and talk or watch some tv together afterwards.
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cranked this out so fast and iâm so tired but yeah hereâs this!!!
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Imagine on Halloween the Supersons trio are dressed as their parents, Damian Batman, Jon Superman, and Wonderboy!Reader having to be with his mom's lol
âTRICK OR THREAT!â
Pair: Superson Trio
Summary: going trick or treat wearing the costumes of their parents, only one of them is embarrassed.
Genre: Fluff.
|| note: the boys are 13 also I love this idea! ||
âMommm!â Y/N yelled embarrassed, he didnât expect to wear his momâs costume. Well he did, he just thought it would be pants for the costume, but no. It was her usual costume she fights in daily. Rope, crown, shield, and sword. And the blue and gold-colored high waisted star printed skater skirt. With shorts under them of course. Diana smiles at her son, âCmon pumpkin. You look like a mini me as of now!â Diana takes another picture of the boy who held a flustered face. He immediately covered his face embarrassed.
âI hope Damian and Jon arenât comingâŠâ y/n says to himself. âActually theyâre outside right now.â Diana says with a smile, taking one last photo of Y/N. âWhat?! No, no! Those two idiots canât see me like this!â Diana narrowed her eyes at her child. âWhy not. Do you not appreciate looking like a warrior?â Y/N opened his mouth to argue but the motherly glare dared for the boy to say something. Shutting his mouth he groaned, âWhatever.â Diana goes to the door and opens it for Bruce and Clark to enter with their mini them.
Damian was dressed as Batman, and Jonathan as his father, Superman. The boys were excited to see how Y/N would look, and boy did they have a laugh at the Amazon male. Damian held a hand to his mouth as Jon cackled holding his stomach. âOmg! -wheeze- youâre wearing a skirt!â Jonathan says pointing to Y/N who looked ready to punch Jonathan. âSo what! Warriors wore skirts regardless of gender like men.â Y/N huffs and pokes Jonathan hard at his chest.
Damian was done laughing, wrapping an arm around the angry Amazon. âPrince, itâs fine to be Wonder Woman. At least you look like a warrior still.â Damian says snickering. Jonathan nodded smiling, Y/N shrugged off the arm of the boy wonder. âWhatever, letâs just go trick or treating.â Y/N walked pass the two boys who immediately followed after the Amazon male. Clark smiles at the trio, he had finished chatting up with Bruce and Diana. âOkay kiddos, letâs get this rolling!â Clark says opening his truck, Jon gets in quickly with a smile, excited. Damian grabbed Y/Nâs hand gently and helped the Amazon male in like a gentle man. Damian held a smug grin, Y/N glared at Damian and pulled his hand back.
âStop that.â âOf course your majesty.â âUghhh!â
The car ride was calming for the less, Y/N had his arms crossed over his chest. Damian was looking outside of the window as Jon was singing songs with his father. Damian peeked over at the boy between him and Jon. He couldnât help but smile, the boy was gorgeous. Jon was doing the same, the two boys havenât noticed they were staring at the Amazon male for so long to the point Y/N felt irritated at the feeling of the stares. âTake a picture, itâll last longer bozos.â Damian smirked. âI wished Iâd taken a photo.â Y/N whipped his head at the boy.
âWatch yourself Wayne.â Y/N says with a glare. Jon laughed a little. Finally Clark stopped in the middle of a busy neighborhood. âAlright kids, remember Iâll be right here and if you kids need me. Iâm already listening for yall.â Clark says pointing to his ears. âThanks pops!â Jon says happily, exiting the truck. Jon helped Y/N out, he didnât care that the sassy Amazon male didnât need help. But it felt good for Jon to help the boy out.
âLetâs have funnn!â Jonathan says excitedly with Damian and Y/N smiling at the golden retriever boy. âLetâs!â Y/N soon yelled out with a wide smiled. And the trio started to go nuts, going for the big houses. Damian was of course getting gasps as he was the son of a billionaire. Y/N and Jon was having fun seeing adults suck up for Damian and then Jon. Jon for his adorable looks. Y/N was smiling at his bag of candy, he didnât notice some boys and girls staring at him. Protectively, Jon and Damian blocked Y/N from their view. They continued their trick and treating. Damian slickly putting some of his candy in Y/Nâs bag.
It was going great! Until some kids had seen the Amazon boy, kids from the school Y/N goes to. The kids were a bunch of idiots with no hobbies except to make fun of others, and they seen Y/N with the two supersons.
âHey sissy!â Y/N immediately turned around with a hardened expression, the Amazon male didnât see how Damian and Jon was already in a formation by the Amazon boy. âI didnât know that Y/N Prince was a sissy! Canât wait to tell the school this.â The kid said, Y/N walked forward, wiping his sword out. âYou dare make fun of me!â The kid snickered, âThatâs a toy sword, what are you gonna do princâ" with a quick slash in the air, the tire of the bike was flattened. The air was quiet with a smug Amazon boy, a proud Wayne, and surprised Kent. âWhatâs that? Thatâs the sound of a flatten tire. NOW SCRAM!â Y/N yelled pointing his sword in the direction the kids came from.
The kids grabbed their bearings and ran off, but the kid still had one thing to say. âYouâre still a sissy!â Y/N growled under his breath, ready to chase them before Jon placed a hand on the boyâs shoulder. Shaking his head no, Damian had a smug look with crossed arms.
âThat was amazing Prince. Very amazing.â Damian says standing by Jon and Y/N. âDude.â Jon says not impressed by his best friendâs antics.
Y/N scoffs and puts his sword back into its hold. âWhatever..letâs just get more candy and head home. â the Amazon boy walks away from the two, the two can clearly sense something had trouble the boy. Jon and Damian look at each other and immediately try and corner the boy. But Y/N was speed walking through crowds of children. âY/N.â Damian says, Y/N almost stopped but kept walking. Jon sighs and immediately grabbed Y/N, âDude. Whatever that guy said to you earlier, isnât true. Youâre still the most masculine boy I ever known!â Jon says with a soft smile.
Damian nods, smoothly interlocking his fingers with the Amazon boy. Y/N blinked at his two best friends. âI..-sigh- thank you for your concern but itâs not that.â Damian and Jon raised a brow. âThen what is it Y/N?â Damian asked. Y/N looks down embarrassed. âIâm coldâŠ.â The chilly air of fall had hit the boyâs legs ever since they had exited the truck of the Kent. Jon and Damian laughed. âThatâs all?â Damian asked. Y/N nodded with a sunken in lip. âAlright, letâs hurry this up then.â Damian says pointing up by the street.
With a still embarrassed Amazon, Damian and Jon wrapped their capes around the boy. It brought them closer as the two boys held each hand of Y/N. Walking through the neighborhood for the end of the night of Halloween.
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how svt moans
seventeen using the safe word
you ignoring them (svt as your crush) â hyung line / maknae line
how they call you 'slut'
car sex
performance unit giving strip-tease
them forgetting your anniversary
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you crying when they give you silent treatment
you getting drunk after a fight at the bar
impact play / spanking
playing with their dick
using them on ovulation phase
ex!svt seeing you with someone new
voyeurism x exhibtionism
when the bed breaks
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aftercare after rough/angry sex
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how they ask for a kiss
when they cum first, how they take care of you?
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how they call your breasts
condom or not condom
asking to suck their nipples
cockwarming
when you get in an argument with a man
no nut november
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how they would scold you
what turns them on more
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the kind of nudes they send to you
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