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greenlaut · 6 months ago

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tea & dates

continuation of bitter tea & oranges

#my love letter to the assassin's bureau (i love the bureaus sm)#i referenced the red carpet and most of the pillows from my actual furnitures lmao #altairs having rlly bad migraine so he napped. malik got him medicinal tea and dates to help wash down the bitter taste #i made the sketch as a vent when i had a rlly bad migraine from low blood pressure 👍 wahaha #i think. with altair being constantly treated like a weapon by rashid. he pushes himself too much #to the point that he forgot to take care himself regularly. so he gets chronic migraines from lack of water+food+constant physical stress #anw i love when my men take care of eachother haha #my art #asscreed #assassins creed 1 #assassin's creed 1 #assassins creed #assassin's creed #ac1 #ac #altair ibn la'ahad #altaïr ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf #malik al-sayf #altmal

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mildmayfoxe · 11 months ago

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stick to it

#cry cry cry. well. there’s always art to make #art tag #photo from bureau of land management california i CANNOT recommend their flickr enough #full of gorg gorg park photos free for use #i feel so bad 👎 oh well

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deus-and-the-machina · 10 months ago

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hythlodaeus be like "teehee I hope I can be of some use" *clean headshot* 😊

bitch they wanted you for the aether-centric governmental position I know you think your curmudgeony cunt husband is amazing but stop selling yourself short its a slippery slope to sacrificing yourself to make god smh

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #im glad ee3 confirmed hes downplaying his own abilities bc soooooo many people just take characters at their word in this game #im always curious as to how his esteem issues developed I dont think its as simple as 'society' bc hes pretty accomplished in the context o #said society they wanted him on the convocation! hes in charge of a whole bureau and that doesnt mean no one ever made him feel bad and we #know erichthonious got mocked though his situation is more actively extreme but the main example of something hyth cant do is transformatio #which is considered preposterous to do in front of others most of the time so it seems like it wouldn't matter too much. maybe its moreso #that he sees others as better and more deserving and is constantly comparing himself and seeing others be better at him in certain areas #started to develop those esteem issues #siren says #funny post which is a trap for my character musings anyways #hythlodaeus

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the-knife-consumer · 4 months ago

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Original images and max by himself below cut

#knife's art #digital art #sam and max #the cursive e in this poster actually pissed me off so bad. idk the way I was taught cursive in school #we were told that there were NO CAPITALS IN CURSIVE just larger lowercase letters #and that all the letters connect. which between the e and c in 'become'. did not. so thats a pet peeve #and also that if you saw a capital in cursive it was informal and incorrect. so this poster gave me one million points of psychic damage #WHY IS THE E WRITTEN LIKE THAAAATTTT #just noticed i misspelled bureau. whatever

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sinclair-enterprises · 1 year ago

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New Star Wars show but it’s just The Office set at the Imperial Security Bureau.

#I actually need this so bad #Star Wars #Imperial Security Bureau #ISB #SW

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moeblob · 3 months ago

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Ladd: but why would you kill me when I'm willing to kill for you?? Lass: omg you can't just say you'd kill someone, Ladd. that's murder and it's frowned upon.

(and then Ladd does kill for her but it's fine and part of the job)

#my characters #the two as kids are playing in a park and ladd wanders off and gets uhhh abducted kinda #basically a siren lures him so he goes physically willingly not knowing its a siren singing to him and it leads to his disappearance #for a couple weeks and lass blames herself and when ladd shows back up with no memory of the weeks gone #she just gets so scared and refuses to talk to ladd bc what if she hurts him or gets him hurt #so she goes to therapy for it and then they both get employed at the supernatural bureau of investigations #and then ladd proceeds to be an absolute asshole to everyone without trying hes just really not good at socializing #and so lass and one of the main characters are like... i want to kill ladd so bad hes so annoying #while ladd is like ???????? I AM LITERALLY JUST EXISTING THATS MEAN #then he gets wind of a case the main duo is working on and it feels familiar so he asks to help bc it takes place near where he grew up #and its kids getting abducted and he ends up finding the siren and the memories come back #and so he tells the other two where the kids are most likely bc thats where he was kept #and its just a siren who wanted to be a mom but instead of having her own kids she just lures in kids to take care of #until shes bored and ladd is like ok well that answers a lot and while id love to forgive you and take you in alive #you ruined my sisters childhood and thats something i cant give leniency to #and kills the siren which ends the abductions and then he gets back to work and hugs lass and says nothing about it #and she just writes it off as ladd being weird again cause whatever #anyway thanks they're side characters

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sinistertruth · 2 months ago

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Rereading unordinary for the 4th time to get ready for s3 ( I'm gonna be crying )

#unordinary #arlo my boy what happened #what if william rosed from his ashes and then said kys to the buearu or well the bad part of the bureau

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caramelteaa · 1 year ago

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It's so weird seeing people insist Fred is the one that torture Q and wiped his memory. Fred only ever said he's done bad thing. It's at best speculation but it's being treated like the truth

(sorry I went a bit much in the tags)

#like even if it's proven to be true that's not a now thing #right now it's in theory #this feels like wqtching people taking a shot news title as truth and doubled down on it #I believe all workers aside from the census bureau and higher ups to be victims #they were strip of names and any personality #while we can see in passing conversations that they have emotions even if advised no to #take q impersonating fred as an example #the workers supports him with Tubbo's relationship #even offer hugs when the shaking bug happens #and this is when there are supposedly only workers present (the stealth mission was so bad lmao)#they treats each others nice putside of work #and sorrt I guess I'm just really emotional about it #qsmp #qsmp fred #qsmpblr #calla cackles

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quackurucho · 2 years ago

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so i was thinking about the clip of qbad making fun of cucurucho and pulling them around and i just caught something i didn’t notice at first. qbad asked them if they don’t like being someone’s toy and asked if it makes them angry and they replied no and qcellbit, who was right next to them and adding insult to injury, went “what so you like it?”

#HELL WORLD HELL WORLD I HATE YOU #qsmp #quackity smp #BADS VOICE KINDA OBSCURES IT BUT HE SAID THAT I SWEAR #q!badboyhalo #q!bbh #q!cellbit #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp osito #qsmp census bureau

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gooperts-gunk · 10 months ago

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imagining cucurucho as a pathetic little guy crawling to any of his favorite islanders and going "they took my managerial job from me. im just doing contracted work now. i owe them nothing but i won't tell you anything confidential. they could take me around back and shoot me any second but i have plans to finish." but he showed up normal today so nevermind, skull emoji LUL

is it too late to make him be a little upset like in a silent way. like he lingers around a person they ask "wtf is up with you why aren't you leaving". i want q!bbh comforting him like "it's ok to lose ur purpose cucurucho! i lost my purpose when the federation brought me to this island! imagine what my boss will think when he finds out my soul quota is down... i think what's happening to you is called karma! :)"

okay maybe i just miss q!bbh and cucurucho interacting and i miss special guest crumbs but that's besides the point i want bearfailure cringeflop cucurucho, just sopping wet bear, the rabbits leave him out in the rain. living out of a dirt house with 1 cyan sofa in it.

#goopert talks qsmp #you know q!bbh's love life is bad when ur genuinely considering making him kiss a bear that's kidnapped his children and nephews and nieces #me w/ cucurucho is so i hate you but i love you but i hate you #because like the feds and census bureau are sooo misleading and manipulative and grrr i hate you i hate you #but like... they have so much personality like why is cucurucho better than some of his workers AGENT 18 i mean what who said that #i feel the same hate love hate with agent 18 because he's funny but SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! i want u DEAD!!! but also ur funny.#anyway maxo come back so q!bbh can have a polyamorous relationship with u and q!pierre. u can get back together it will be ok #don't make me slash srs ship cucuhalo man don't do this to me please whoever the new players are woo q!bbh put up with him and love him

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hegodamask · 1 year ago

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So based on the teaser at Celebration and Kyle Soller’s recent comments, it looks like Syril just...stays with his job at the Bureau of Standards after the Ferrix riot.

Like, yeah, he’s almost definitely doing ISB work on the side now. But to think he just went back to his boring office job after all that is so funny.

#his co-workers are like 'do anything nice with your time off syril?'#and the fact that he's working his way up in the bureau of standards when he wants to be isb so bad...pathetic little meow meow #star wars #andor #syril karn #andor season 2 spoilers

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div-divington · 11 months ago

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Federal Bureau of Control

--> the Research Sector

#control #control 2019 #control remedy #remedy entertainment #screenshots #photo mode #research sector #ashtray maze #dr. darling #actually wait he doesnt appear in this post #he's in that other one #my bad Darling Dudes :(#oldest house #the oldest house #federal bureau of control

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dunderbread · 1 year ago

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two porcelain men

#oc #ocs #original character #original characters #saltyarts #the bureau of bad taste #rose robert #mortimer callie-opie

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sweetsmalldog · 2 years ago

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If I see an single person blaming any of the parents for Pomme’s death I will maul you

#the code is the problem not Phil not Bad not Forever not Baghera none of them the code entity #you can also blame the Census Bureau that’s fine too just not the parents #qsmp #qsmp liveblog

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calebjorgens2024 · 1 year ago

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I’ve just had a recent dream regarding Tech, he was wearing a dark grey uniform of an imperial scientist with rank bar denoting his status as Imperial Commander and Science Officer. He was calmly adjusting his glasses as he typed out scientific diagrams regarding contraptions of any kind. This only fuels my plans to expand my Imperial Tech au! Once his chip activates. He’ll be more logically harsh in addition to being practical, cold, calculated, determined, firm, stern, serious, cunning, businesslike, persuasive, brutally honest, reasonable, brutally honest.

as such. The Amaxines, The Drengir are also involved in my Imperial Tech AU as is Phee Genoa. Case Solving is also included!

Not only that, I’ve recently dreamt Tech was giving new recruits for the Imperial Science Division a tour of his massive lab on Mt. Tantiss in addition to the others on Coruscant and Ziost!

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nando161mando · 1 year ago

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According to the FBI I'm a domestic terrorist.

Nice to know.

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