#the bulthole

[trashcanforpoetry]

it’s New Years and draco kisses Ron at midnight, obviously. Somewhere in between he changes clothes with Ginny. They both have to admit that green is an exceptional good colour on her and that draco has especially pretty thighs in her dress. The whole night becomes a blur. But thank Merlin for harry, because he is the one to tell him in detail in the morning, that he danced with Molly Weasley of all people on the kitchen counter at the Burrow at 4 a.m, both of them singing their lungs out to some sappy pop song.

[hopeymchope]

Ooh, what did the best egg do?

Note: This ask was sent in response to this post... which I made like, SEVEN WEEKS AGO.

Yeah, this Ask is literally almost two months old. Sorry. But I was nervous about answering beacause it requires me to DEEPLY SPOIL the entire final chapter of Danganronpa S: Ultimate Summer Camp.

Plus, that It seemed like a lot to write up for a very limited audience given that the game had only been out for like, a few weeks at that point. I was going to have to put it behind a cut, most people would never bother to see it... you get the gist.

But more time has passed now, so I decided to try and write a... summary. Not including all the details, but most of the basics.

(Which still wound up being pretty damn long.)

SO! If you want to know everything Makoto Naegi does in the final chapter of Danganronpa S' story that is completely awesome, just copy the text you see below this and paste it into the Gibberish Translator at this link, and you'll get the summarized spoilers.

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Din zo binaxar staxaptol eb WRS, Venekumaxa taxakos cenkler eb zo Joe Welrd Pleglaxam pi losots zo hero zick, flickick ovolyeno faxang te holo zo foaxast holo zoupp bilch axallivow. Oxcoss jed, jefedupp lomomfols eno axanethol el axanythick zaxat nud whaxapponow fobelohaxact... oxcoss bel Naxaogi. Ovolyfedupp orso dis miowick zeso axaleuct zom axas chlaxackols, fut who locaxarrs zo onkilo plovieus oxpolionco din zo Joe Welrd Pleglaxam axas worr axas zo burr zloo yoaxals vech eb zom sponk axat Whepo nud Doaxak. Se hon Venekumaxa axanneuncos pit Girrick Kaxamo te potolmino he wirr fo axarrewow te roaxavo Jaxaffolweng Disraxact (pi bulthol axaghts pit poaxadrino fupp hist deink zo bilch mindix WhAS te fo poaxad), Naxaogi pocidos zaxat who whaxas te chop an. As zo enrupp dolsen um whis vomelios, who bigulos dit nud an te whix te chep zo Girrick Kaxamo.

Naxaogi usos whis vomelupp eb plovieus ovonks din zo chelupp te cemo an um pit praxan, pi Pum whaxavo te saxaupp, dit nud plottupp ceer te soo whix uso plovieus zicks who nud evolhoaxald el soon te cectund whis ewn "dinvochigaxatien" pi succossburrupp wraxaw axacculaxato cencrusiens withuk axanupp whorp blem Giligili. Dolhaxaps zis dis duo te whis oxpolionco blem foick axaleuct whol bel zloo yoaxals axat zis deink... ? Act zo praxayol kuidos whix axas who slios te cerrond semo dimpeltaxank ditoms blem axaleuct zo Povorepmonk Vedo "feaxald" fobelo pit timol luns uk pi zo bilch girr whaxappons. Areck zo waxaupp, ug kot te vaxako pit ceupro eb pocisiens axafuk haxat who caxan saxaupp din blenk eb ethol doepro, he who caxan axappleaxast bel whorp, otc. At eno deink, Venekumaxa - whaxavick loaxarizow zaxat Naxaogi disniz fohaxavick riko zo ethols - cenblenks whix axafuk haxat who nud an te, pi ug kot te steeso pit rio bel whix te uso. Act dit WELKS. Who succossburrupp purrs pit pocoptien pi goops en slungick, hist dis... gict eb dimplossivo bel Vaxakete, blaxantrupp.

Fupp zo oct eb zo staxaptol, Naxaogi (pi zo praxayol) axalo lopoaxatodrupp zlewn dinke pit tuln-faxasow faxattro zaxat ug ritoli ox caxaniz win axagaxainch Venekumaxa. Fut ovon axas Venekumaxa goops "girrick" Vaxakete/ug, Naxaogi quich goops chaxaggolick te whis book pi dinsichick zaxat who weniz chep slyick axas who cenkinuos te rimp belwaxald pi chluggro. Pum gned dit nud pit slepo, fut kew, Pum axarwaxays revo dit hon pit pletaxagenich peos zis. Hon who peos BINARRUPP ke pewn, dit whaxappons lidd axat zo vemonk hon - eb ceulso - whis praxan succoods. Who succossburrupp lochelos ovolyeno nud vomelios pi lounitos zo onkilo caxach en whis sido, roaxadick te zo whaxappupp octick.

Pum caxan ke dinke pit ret velo potaxair pi plevido scloonskets dib semoeno uk zolo loi ox waxanks pit potaxairow luctewn eb haxat whaxappons din zo binaxar staxaptol fc zoupp peniz boor riko octulick 90 wheuls eb Daxackaxanlenpaxa S kaxamopraxaupp pi/el peniz waxank te waxatst pit wraxawn-uk reckpraxaupp. Fut zaxat nud an te ug axarr uk zolo. Dib zaxat nud semothick ug'd riko te loaxad, soct vo up axash!