#the buff lesbian big sister

[almondpiglet]

seventh division homies

[becasbelt]

my straight sister is reading gideon the ninth as per my recommendation (because she's an ally), and she told me she looked up fanart for gideon and harrow to get a good visual for them in her head, and she just goes "yeah um people draw gideon... really big. like, really buff and big" and, knowing that I could never make her understand the raw carnal desire wlw hold for Big Buff Ladies, all I could say in reply was "well yes that's what lesbians like, you see. though some people exaggerate her bigness I guess."

and then she went on to say "yeah and harrow is drawn like, really really small" to which I replied "no yeah that's accurate. there is no making harrow too small."

how fascinating it is to see such classic examples of what queer women like through the eyes of someone trying their best but simply cannot Get It.

[glitter-soda]

Made some more moodboards because I have no life. These ones are for my Dragonborns!

Ferra Burning-Blood is a Reachman and was born into the Forsworn. She's a powerful witch who was on track to eventually replace her mother as her tribe's leader, but ended up abandoning her people after witnessing what she felt was too much senseless death - including her twin sister's.

I haven't quite worked out the details of how she found out she was dragonborn. She travels with the modded followers Lucien Flavius and Kaidan. She's also one of the only characters I've ever made who isn't a lesbian lol- She's bisexual and eventually falls for Kaidan.

Brigitte the Steadfast is a Nord who was born in Skyrim and was orphaned as a young girl. She was taken in by Kodlak Whitemane and as an adult became part of the Inner Circle of the Companions, where she would have been happy to serve out the rest of her days. When a dragon attacked one of Whiterun's watchtowers, she and a few others went to defend it, which is when she discovers she is dragonborn.

She travels with Farkas and the modded follower Auri, the latter of whom she falls for. She's a big buff lesbian werewolf and I love her~

[hubristicassholefight]

Swordswoman Showdown Round 3

(Better here in a "preferred character" sense, not "who would win in a fight")

Propaganda below cut

Brienne

gets gifted a sword made with the rarest metal ever because she’s THAT good; she’s simply the best

Brienne is one of the top sword users alive in her day. She's descended from a man who's catchphrase was "I'm better with a sword." Better than what? You. Jaime Lannister. Loras Tyrell. Any five given guys at once. She has a fantastic sword that might be magic or cursed and is named Oathkeeper because that's what she does; I love her

Beat like 20 guys in a tournament when she was 19. Was given a magic sword. Won a sword fight against the premier swordsman in the realm. Very swordly; Very tall and strong. Holds her sword in high esteem. Accomplished with other weapons as well!

She's defeated multiple of the top knights in the series in duels. One such knight gifts her the fabergé egg of swords and she uses it to defend orphans and stuff. Got out of a bad betrothal by dueling him and beating his ass so bad she broke multiple bones. Honestly there's so much more she is the swordswoman of all time. to me; She's buff and ugly and 6' 5" and so honorable and kind that she inspires the guy who fucks his sister to yknow. stop doing that. literally gets mauled for the sake of protecting a bunch of orphans (with her sword). also she's 20 she should be at the club ‼️

One of the best sword wielders in Westeros, the author says he would pick her to defend him. Has a cool sword called Oathkeeper. Manages to go up against 7 fighters and take out most of them,. The only true knight; First off, talking about book brienne, they massacred show brienne, the show runners simply didn’t understand what she’s about.“ She had no chance against seven, she knew. No chance, and no choice” brienne had plenty of choice but she couldn’t leave people to die. The chivalric paradigm is rotten and corrupted, but here is Brienne, the one true knight, who isn’t even a actual knight! “knights are for killing”, but here is a knight who risks her life again and again to protect innocents! Bri IS hope, she is the light in the dark that shows that things can be better, things must be better. Fundamentally an idealist: “Winter will never come for the likes of us. Should we die in battle, they will surely sing of us, and it's always summer in the songs. In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining”

Adora

She has a big magical sword for her magical destiny that gives her a magical girl transformation, I love my girl and I love her awesome sword;

Okay TECHNICALLY she is a multi-weapon user since her sword transforms but its usually a sword. Also it is magic and gives her the power to turn into an 8ft magical girl <3; Lesbian magical girl who in addition to being a literal lesbian in canon is also a parable for being queer and breaking free of religious indoctrination <3 She just kicks all the ass okay I love her I'm only on S2 I'm sure someone else who's watched the whole thing will submit her with better propaganda

FOR THE HONOR OF GRAY SKULL *cool music plays, she's got a transformation* and now she's a legendary warrior that defeats the bad guys!!!

Giant technological sword gives adora magic powers and can turn into anything she needs while being She-ra

she is a HUGE sword nerd. her introduction basically has her info-dumping on rare swords and being adorable. also a little pathetic but she’s trying her best and she deserves the world (and also a win)

Has a magical sword that gives her magic powers; Has a magical sword that gives her magic powers

[timeclipsed]

(Oh you KNOW I gotta hear about the Chaotix in Tails' universe !! ( Vector, Espio and Charmy. But if that'd be too much just tell me about my bee baby ! ))

Timeclipsed!Chaotix — !!

They're still pretty tight-knit, all things considered! The detective thing didn't fully pan out in financial terms, so it's more of a side business now! Team Chaotix are dedicated, full-time florists with their own shop!

VECTOR:

➺ Mostly in charge of flower arrangements at the shop. ➺ Dropped out of college after meeting Knuckles. ➺ Predictably, she's dating Vanilla. ➺ Yes, you're reading that right! She transitioned just prior to the events of Sonic Generations. She goes by Lizzie now! ➺ Barby and Bill's older stepsister! Her relationship with Bill is extremely strained, and they rarely speak, but she and Barby are closer than ever! ➺ Charmy's number one defender. If you're mean to him, you will 100% get chased down by a buff butch lesbian crocodile. ➺ She did find the computer room btw, just to clarify. But she's technologically inept. Can and will change her language settings to Russian with no idea how to fix it.

ESPIO:

➺ Handles trimming and shaping the shrubbery for the most part. He's fantastic at it. ➺ He was raised solely by his mother who taught him everything he holds onto in the present. Never knew his father; the closest thing to a paternal figure he had growing up was Mighty. (Believe it or not, he's in his thirties here.) ➺ He has a little sister that he's never met nor that he even knows of, born three years apart. Their father left with her when she was an infant and when Espio was barely three over an explosive fight that mortally damaged their marriage for good. ➺ An incredibly talented baker. He's made a habit of completely redoing any botched baked goods done by Lizzie, but he'll take this secret to the grave. ➺ Was only a teenager when he joined Team Chaotix. Goddamn. ➺ Masculine agender. CHARMY:

➺ You know his ass does most of the work around that shop for obvious reasons. He's basically the manager of the whole floral operation. ➺ Junior detective in training underneath Lizzie! ➺ Transmasc nonbinary KING. ➺ Cream's adoptive big brother! ➺ Had (read: has) a thing for Tails. It never went away. You better talk to him before I do because I'm gonna hurt his feelings... ➺ Orphan. Espio and Lizzie found him as a newborn. They're well aware of the... grim fate of his parents and twin sister, as it was their first case together. They plan to tell him when he's old enough. ➺ Archie's storyline about him being a prince? THROW IT ALL OUT BABY! He's literally just a dude here. ➺ Age regresses... a lot. Espio always cares for him in that state.

[yuukei-yikes]

Do you have any headcanons about Hibiya's relationships with the rest of the Dan after the series? I was always a little disappointed we didn't really get to see him interact much with anyone besides hiyori, konoha, and momo. I would have loved to see him properly integrated as a member of the group and hanging out with them 🥲

YESSSSS I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN MEANING TO DRAW HIBIYA HANGING OUT WITH EVERYONE SEPARATELY TO LIKE POINT OUT DYNAMICS but then i never did 💔 i still will at some point

hibiya is the mekakushi dan's little brother.

0. ayano's big sister radar goes off incredibly fast when meeting hibiya. she spoils the hell out of him because hibiya is largely independent and already has momo as a big sister for emotional stuff so when ayano's like WANT ME TO PATCH UP THE HOLE IN UR SHIRT hibiya's like what. i know how to do that myself. and ayano's like fine i will buy your love if i must. so she's always taking him shopping and asking if he needs anything new. he comes back every summer to the city with broken ass sandals and ayano's always sending him back with shiny new ones. he still rly enjoys having her around but he looks at her more in a motherly light than sisterly. he'd DIE before admitting it tho

1. srry to play the cooking card with kido again but. hibiya and kido cooking together :) i think kido is very impressed with hibiya's cooking and hibiya is SUPER used to being taken for granted so when they point it out to him he almost bursts into tears. i think hibiya is always looking for compliments from kido bc kido is super cool and The Leader and they kinda have a teacher's pet dynamic LMAOO hibiya is always asking kido if he can help with any chores so of course it works and he's kido's favorite student. if this was a class which is not. so he's just a rly helpful kid kido enjoys having around and hibiya loves that kido is really normal. also kidomomo. yeah. hibiya and his lesbian moms. also kido teaches hibiya how to bind. ratio

2. with seto... i remember reading this fic in ff/net back in the golden days of kagepro (so like. 10 years ago) that was like hibiya resenting seto bc he was still hurting abt hiyori and while everyone died with a loved one seto lost a DOG. i thought it was so funny bc it's so immature but seems so in character for hibiya. also in the novels when hibiya is unconscious he's taken to seto's room. i think hibiya thinks the whole dan act like fools (bc they ARE) but kind of respects and looks up to seto because hibiya is 12 and according to my intensely calculated family headcanons was raised in a toxic masculinity household so he sees this Buff Guy getting up at 5am everyday and holds more than one job for his family...he's like (nod nod nod) and he also really respects how seto refuses to use his eye power because of its. erm. unethical nature. hibiyas like UGH SETO IS SO COOL SUCH A MAN'S MAN. seto is mostly oblivious to this and always always always ruffles hibiyas hair. everyone does this but seto is the only one hibiya doesnt yell at

3. i think kano would go easy on hibiya cuz he's a kid but not entirely bc if kano isnt totally insufferable to everyone he knows at least once a day he gets sick and dies. i think kano tries to do the big sibling thing abt convincing the little brother of a total bullshit lie like basically his hobbie is gaslighting hibiya for fun. hibiya goes screaming for kido to make him stop lol. also kano's the one who's always saying shit like hibiya is 8 years old. even when hibiya's an adult kano's like how old are u again. u turned like 15 right

4. man mary tries acting SOOOO GROWN UP to hibiya she's like desperately trying to seem like a cool older sister but on purpose. with everyone else it's kind of natural but she is actively trying. momo bestie so also around a lot and sees how momo (hibiyas big sister #1) acts around him and tries doing the same and hibiya's like. this is pathetic. but still endearing and accepts it LOL he's also respectful of mary bc he's well aware of her role in their survival so he's like SIGHS okay

6. takane is everyone's demise because she introduces hibiya to smartphones and gaming. like hibiya rly wanted a smartphone right and then he makes all these friends and has to go back to the village so he takes an intensive course ran by takane abt how to use a phone. which is all good. but the thing is she is ALSO like ur so weird kid. here. play some amongus. this is how amongus hibiya can still win. everyone like vinnie hibiya cant be a fortnite kid bc he has no idea abt gaming he doesnt even have a phone WELL i got news for u buddy my fave character is takane and im also totally delusional. she is the reason hibiya is texting the gc in total typos asking if anyone wants to among us. and he's so thankful to her he expresses his gratitude thru sending her amongus and minecraft memes he finds around that she's seen a thousand times but it's rly endearing. also hibiya is shintaro coded so takane knows how to handle him sorry im so delusional abt their friendship (holds their chapter together from novel eight close to my chest)

7. eheheheheh. like i said. hibiya is shintaro coded like in canon both momo and takane say hibiya reminds them of shintaro like he's a little shin. and momo adopting hibiya means shintaro gets little brother by default too. his ass is always at HIS HOUSE!!!! i talked abt this in a post once abt how seeing hibiya and momo together makes shintaro want to try a little harder at being a big brother. i think they like each other and shintaro always lets hibiya sit in his room if momo is being too insane, and hibiya sometimes is like well shintaro's actually pretty normal!! (immediately sees him act a fool bc ofc he does) eugh. also shintaro helps hibiya with his summer hw, i think hibiya's a good student but appreciates the help and tells shintaro he thinks he'd make a rly good teacher and continues writing down on his hw all casually while shintaro has to act like he didn't get all choked up hearing that

9. i've talked abt the haruka and hibiya shitshow lol but again i love the idea of hibiya just totally refusing to acknowledge konoha's gone and keeps kicking and screaming abt it. bc if konoha is rly gone then it means he regrets everything bc he was so mean to it and its bc of it hiyori is alive (hiyori doesnt act this way bc she's well aware of it) and that SUCKS. so hibiya largely avoids haruka and isn't all that into how hiyori is really accepting of him and all. and haruka is also like. awkwardly trying to approach him because it's the least he can do in konoha's memory but hibiya's like hissing at him. eventually hibiya would accept it after a couple breakdowns. i think momo also punches some sense into him. i want hibiya to lash out at haruka and scream all sorts of things at him abt how it's not fair konoha is gone and like who even is he and just overall say all the things haruka is already super insecure about but then it ends on hibiya sobbing in his arms abt how much he misses konoha. and haruka can only hug him back and apologize :(

[kinghijinx22]

Binged Dragon Prince season 6 yesterday and loved it (Spoiler thoughts)

Peak writing all the way through, I've loved this show up until this point but season 6 is easily the best one. Love the storytelling and what they are doing with the characters, how the relationships are developing.

And speaking of, many beautifully romantic moments as well. AMAYA AND JANAI WEDDING AAAAAH IT IS SO SWEET THAT IT MADE ME CRY! I love the badass sapphic warrior aunts, still my favorite characters and relationship in the show and then getting an on screen wedding means a lot. Couldn't even be stopped by Janai's conservative twerp of a brother, who hates people getting along and is just mad that his cool lesbian sister found true love with a buff knight lady. Something else that was neat about this side of the story was getting to see that young Queen who had the sapphic parents that died and is maybe be set up with the young King Ezran? Yeah it's been a while and she's a little older now, and it was so good to see her again because she's a neat character.

Also finding Claudia's decent into madness and evil very compelling but I'm hoping that her and Terry get a happy ending together because she has lost so much at this point and deserves it. She was led down a dark path by her evil father and has been left behind. Shout out to Terry for being a real one though, the sweetest bean who has stuck by his girl this entire time and will hopefully be able to turn her around before it's too late. Learning more about Viren's backstory and then getting his big sacrifice after all the evil stuff he's done was compelling although he really did leave Claudia at THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. Soren actually getting to be serious for a bit was very cool, very emotional moments with him.

This season also got me to care more about Rayla and Callum's relationship which is nice. As someone who really didn't care about them in previous season, I think season 6 gave them some REALLY sweet moments and now I'm routing for them. Those star elves that they meet were pretty neat characters as well and had cool designs. VERY happy that Rayla FINALLY got one of her gay adopted dads out of that coin so he can be with his hubby again, and I appreciate that she chose him because her biological parents can still be together in the coin dimension. I imagine she'll be back to get them out eventually as well.

And finally we learn about Aavaros's backstory, and that was very cool in that they were actually able to make him a character that is VERY worthy of sympathy. I started off hating Aavaros and then I flipped to hating the blind dragon guy who totally deserved what he got for killing Aavaros's daughter. Anyway yeah, it was as very enjoyable season with REALLY great writing and I love what they are doing with the characters. Excited for the next one.

[nyxx-nth]

What's your opinion/headcanons on Jenny Toast? (the sister, not the genderbent version)

Ohoho!! Inchresting.

I like the whole “she’s a police officer” idea. It’s cool to me. EXCEPT she’s an ex-officer to me. She quit her job because she grew to resent the establishment.

Current job is a private investigator. She also uses connections with the force to keep tabs on current & cold cases and whatnot to pursue in her own time. Does a lot of volunteer work too. Basically, she’s a very “lives to work” person LOL

Long hair usually up in a ponytail. Blue eyes. Muscular (buff women save me please save me buff women 🙏)

She’s intelligent, very logic-oriented. Cares deeply for others but tends to prioritize the greater good over the individual, BUT she’s become a lot more empathetic towards the individual and that’s a big part of what led her to quit being an officer (and start doing volunteer work too).

Also, uses her private eye skills to keep tabs on her brothers since they’re always getting into shenanigans 😒

She’s either straight or bi to me, I think. Maybe lesbian?? I haven’t thought about her sexual/romantic orientation all that much, so I really gotta put more thought into it lol.

Remember hearing abt a ship between her and Sue and it made me think that they would def get along well if they met, I think ☺️

I don’t really concretely have anything with ships for her,,, what comes to mind off the top of my multishipper heart for potential partners is:

- Just some random guy as boyfriend/husband

- NOTHING! Single

- Sue

- Josh

- Aimée

- Billy

- Maddie

- Colon

- Katrina

I think that’s where I’ll cut this off so I don’t yap for eternity :3

Also, closing note that I’m very not set in stone on my headcanons for her so they very well may be subject to change in the future, but this is some of how I currently see her and I’m pretty content with it atm.

[bookwyrminspiration]

Ninjago is weird af. It's a kids Lego show (The first and only one to properly take off, the ones that came after it were cheap knock-offs and were somehow even weirder. Example: Lego Chima, Nexo knights. Nexo was just ninjago but with knights, instead.) That, I'm fairly certain, is still running. The original director and creator of the show left really recently, though, and the shows being left in the hands of new people.

It's obviously a kids show, but like, it could make some serious bucks as an anime tbh. Before the reboot (They changed the animation style after the movie, to make it more consistant? Idk, I didn't like it because the movie wasn't really a ninjago movie. All the characters personalities were fucked up and the show changed to be more like that. Though, I'm biased and prefer the og for nostalgia purposes.) One of the characters had the lesbian eye slit (A guy, btw. He's absolutely gay), one of them was autism coded (I felt it was handled well. Obviously not the best, but well for a kids show.) One of them had anime hair that would've been hell to animate, and this one had almost all the trauma. There's another one with daddy issues who had a whole coming out thing (He was coming out as a ninja but it was very similar to a coming out to a Homophobie parent speech), and one of them is literally the trauma

The run down of the Characters is like:

Kai- The anime protagonist. Dead parents, used to be the main character. Angsty. Distrustful. Angry. Is supposed to represent bravery. He started raising his sister when he was, like, five years old. He used to be a blacksmith. He's the fire guy.

Nya- The sister. The damsel in distress until she isn't. Mechanical mastermind. She's a perfectionist, she's sassy, she's The Girl™ character that you expect from a kids cartoon. I won't spoil who she is.

Jay- One of his first lines was hitting on Kai's sister after she got captured. Literally "Is she hot?" to Kai's face. Kai, like a sane person, told him to back off. Jay is the writers favourite. He gets the girl. His biggest trouble is that he was raised in a junkyard by his parents. He's the lightening guy.

Cole- His mom died. His dad is trying to remake his glory days. He's buff, level headed, and loves cake. He's the defacto leader. He has a scythe as a weapon. He's the earth guy

Zane- Is a massive nerd. He's lovable and he's friendly. He doesn't know much about social cue but he tries his best. He's very awkward. He's different from the rest of the team, but they love him none the less. His whole character arc is learning to be who he is, not being like everyone else. He's a brilliant cook with a cool falcon friend. He's the ice guy

Wu- The in sighting incident for the team. The son of God. Is a really old man who made a child army and is presented as a good guy. The first time you meet him is through him insulting Kai, the main character.

Garmadon- The big bad, he's dramatic. He's theatrical. He's lowkey silly. He's a babygirl. Despite being absent, he wants to be a good dad to his son, but his son is destined to fight him and he doesn't want to make that harder than it needs to be.

Lloyd- A little shit of a child, he is a true menace. Imagine Maui as a child. He's adorable. His biggest crime is stealing candy (And also releasing war criminals, but he didn't mean to so it's ok xx)

Pythor- The sexiest snake villain to be brought into TV. I'm no furry/scaly, but they gave him the sexy/deep/sultry British voice. They intended for that to be the desired effect.

Skales- Pythor's spiritual wife. They're divorced and married and they hate each other and love each other. Later on Skales gets an actual wife and they made her pink and gave her boobs to prove she's a girl lmfao

Sorry, I get suckled into brain rotting about this. It's the nostalgia lmfao

-Heathen

So much just happened at once I don't even know what to say. I'm listening attentively I just am at a loss for words. hey wait is ninjago just a combination of ninja lego. maybe that's super obvious but please understand this is the most I've thought about ninjago before in my entire life and that's not an exaggeration

i'm looking up things for a modicum of context and understanding, and when I looked up nexo knights a fucked up looking book popped up and now I'm thinking about it. what's he doing...why's he there..

anyway! please don't apologize! it's fun to hear people talk about things they're interested in or have significant knowledge about! lloyd is the one character I've heard about, but I couldn't actually tell you where from. I've watched one of the lego movies (the one with the everything is awesome song), but that was forever ago so no clue if he's in that. Also! I love autism coded characters! My mom recommended me a book series saying the main character...hang on I don't remember it exactly. Was said to have aspergers (not my favorite word but I'm referencing the author) as author's word of god? or is it that everyone just picks up on that when reading? whatever it is specifically, the character is at least very easily read as autistic. I haven't read the series myself yet, but I'm very curious to pick it up!

Villains always seem to have a higher baseline of intrigue than other characters, and also a high comorbidity of snakeliness (totally a word, ignore the red squiggle under it saying it's not. it's lying). but also you were right that wife can pink--I'm sorry i can't get over the snakes having human bodies. i understand this is a lego world but they have completely normal ass legs it's just their heads that are snakes. this is. i can't take this seriously that's hilarious

anyway! thank you very much for this plethora of information :). I feel like I have retained very very little of it, but it's still like a 700% increase from all prior knowledge I had of it. i still have no plans to watch any of it myself, but it's fun to hear people talk about things they like!

[rodolfoparras]

Palladium anon here again :3 tho if it's not taken could I be the 🌱 anon?

and yes absolutely horn play is hot, especially when the character is really sensitive with them. Teasing them and/or using them as handle bars when fucking them??? Extremely hot. I've seen some ppl want to like fuck the horn and in theory I understand but most horns are pointy😭 you're gonna scratch up your holes bestie be careful

Also sharing my winx, trix , specialist and some others sexuality headcanons because I have been hyperfixated on this forever and I'm so happy to find other queer ppl to talk to about it!!

Helia and Flora are definitely bi or pan, you can not convince me otherwise. I'd say they're poly curious maybe?? Despite the show having every single couple go through a jealousy arc🙄 I think Flora and Helia would definitely be open to dating someone else if they both liked them

Riven, Bloom and Stella are all bi with a male preference

Layla and Naboo are a bisexual power couple and I will die on this hill

Musa and Timmy are bi with a fem preference.

Brandom is straight, mandatory for every queer friend group is the one cishet guy that's just there.

Sky is questioning, having gay thoughts from living in the dorms with other men and seeing them shirtless

Now I'll probably get hate for it but I think Tecna as an aroace lesbian is neat. Like her and Timmy were cute ig but I like tecna better on her own outside a relationship. Also her struggling with feeling like a human and more robotic fits with the unfortunate stereotype aroace ppl get. Her arc reminds me of what my aroace brother went through

And as I mentioned before, Palladium is definitely a bisexual transmasc! Avalon and Valtor are gay

Icy is a mean lesbian Darcy is bi with male preference. Stormy isn't sure what exactly she is but definitely not straight.

You can def be 🌱 anon sugar!!

And yes I def agree that the most appropriate ways when it comes to hornplay(word?) is to use them as handle bars, fidgeting with them to rile up your partner or even licking and sucking also one thing idk if this is possible but like if they could make the horns vibrate by humming and have the sound travel through their body and up to their horns?🧎🏻‍♂️

I def agree that helia and flora are bi or pan! Especially helia I’m not trying to say that gay ppl have a look bc fuck stereotypes but…look at this man I wouldn’t even be surprised if helia went by he/ they

Also I can def see riven as bi. One thing I rmr disliking is how toxic his and musas relationships became I’m sorry but it was so silly to me even at that age 💀 like every other episode there was jealousy drama

Also I forgot about Naboo man he was so pretty!!! And I can def see both of them being bi!

SUGAR IM FUCKING SCREAMING BC TWLL WHY I KNEW WHO BRANDON WAS BEFORE EVEB SEARCHING IT UP MOST ANNOYIMG ASS STRAIGHT MAN

Also yes!! I 100% agre that sky is bi curios big buff dude crushes on another big buff dude

Also I really like your take on tecna! Tbh I rmr even as. Kid i could understand she did not want to be in a relationship 💀

Avalon and valtor are definitely old gays 🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️

Also I like your take on the sisters! I don’t have much else to say bc lord knows they annoyed me in the show 😭

[aikoiya]

Encanto HC - Luisa Characterization

I've never liked the idea that Luisa or any other buff female character must obviously be gay or trans thing. The whole, 'let's make the big, strong, buff girl a lesbian' is actually super sexist & bigoted! Stereotypical even!

Like, a girl can't be a little freaking masculine unless she's into girls or is secretly trans? It's just… stupidly typical & honestly kinda boring to boot.

Like, I grew up a tomboy & I like guys & dresses & feeling pretty.

Like, "BITCH, I just like wearing pants, collecting Pokemon cards, & playing with the boys! That doesn't mean I don't like like boys & romance & maybe dresses too sometimes! Quit stuffing me in your stupid box & let me watch DBZ & Barbie movies!"

Like, if she's gay or trans, then fine, whatever! But don't just automatically assume that's what she is!

In all honesty, I really like the idea that Luisa actually really enjoys feminine things & looking pretty, but she just doesn't do it often because her power places this expectation upon her to be strong & stable which are, traditionally, very masculine traits.

I remember seeing this fanart of her sisters giving her a makeover & when she sees herself, she's super happy. I thought it was sweet.

I also really like the hc that Luisa is a history & mythology buff.

Aside from that, I get the feeling that it's also hard to find a guy who's willing to date her as her strength can probably come across as intimidating. So, I can see her getting her heart broken a lot over the years due to either being turned down or learning that whatever guy had gone out with her was either scared to turn her down or had done so to win a bet.

Either way, I think her ideal guy would be a chef or baker who always makes sure that she has the energy she needs to keep healthy. Will encourage her to rest, but not be forceful about it. Who values strength & hard work & thus admires all that Luisa does for the Encanto. Who is strong himself (obviously not as strong as Luisa, but still) & thus doesn't need her help as much as others, so she doesn't have to worry as much about him. At the same time, he doesn't mind when she wants to lend a hand, but actually much prefers it when she helps him cook than lifting things as that's how his family used to bond growing up.

I could see him being really chill & down to earth. Not overly emotional, but warm & generous all-the-same. He could be a retired member of the Military Forces of Colombia. Modestly ranked, but he also used to struggle with his own PTSD & has a lot of experience with helping others handle their anxiety & stress. Older than her, but had to retire early due to an injury. (You choose his age.)

Had a fiancée previously, but when he was sent home due to his injury, he found that she'd been cheating on him. She begged him not to break it off, but his trust in her was broken. He fell into a depression for a couple of years before deciding that he needed a change. That's when he'd heard about the Encanto. I imagine that it's sort of like El Dorado, meaning you can't just randomly take a bus there. So, he had to go searching for it. He'd always had a thing for treasure hunting anyway.

I think he'd look good with a beard & mustache. Something rugged.

Just an overall good, sturdy, stalwart man.

I could see Luisa being into guys who are even taller than her due to a subconscious desire to be taken care of or supported.

And if he's strong enough to pick her up & carry her, then hoohoohoo! She's melting! She's meeeeltiiing~🎶!

Feeling delicate & dainty is just such a foreign thing for her, but it's also super addictive. Because it makes her feel normal & desirable & pretty, which has always been Isa's thing & something Luisa never thought she could have for herself because she was 'the strong one.'

So, I can definitely see her being very lovestruck by a guy who makes her feel like this.

She initially wouldn't believe him when he calls her beautiful, thinking he's just telling her what she wants to hear, but once she realizes that he's being genuine, oh my goodness! She's just... She giggles! Just giggles!

Edit: I might name the guy Armando Panadero. Armando meaning "army man" & Panadero being the Spanish equivalent of the surname Baker. Basically, a person who makes bread. It's also a Spanish dance, similar to the flamenco, so he might enjoy dancing.

[cerulean-dreams-18]

Siggy design for my au! She's about 14 here. Not really a fan of how either of these drawings turned out but oh well.

Head cannons/backstory for au sigurrós:

She's very tiny at the moment. Like 5 feet tall and 110 pounds soaking wet. Not sure yet if I want her to grow up and end up being like 6 foot tall and buff, or just stay the size she is now her whole life.

She's half Icelandic, half Korean.

She's a lesbian.

She usually goes by Sigs or Siggy.

She has a weird psychic connection with SCP-953. 953 is almost constantly talking to her telepathically. For some reason she just latched onto her when Sigs was a baby and ever since she's basically been living rent free in her head.

953 constantly degraded her and tried to influence her to do things she didn't want to do, like hurt or kill people. When she resisted, 953 was furious and would berate her and often encouraged her to hurt herself.

The staff assigned to be her primary caretakers for her for the first 8 years of her life were extremely neglectful. Since she was a newborn, they did the bare minimum to keep her alive. They had no emotional connection to her whatsoever, and would just ignore her every time she tried to connect with them.

Siggy is incredibly lactose intolerant. Her primary caretakers were told this by her doctors, but didn't really care. They still gave her milk and dairy products every day and as a result she often felt sick and in pain as a young child.

Higher ranking staff of the foundation like Gears, Kondraki, and Rights were the only people who actually showed care for her and gave her the validation and love her primary caretakers never provided. As a result, she always strived to impress the doctors and do everything they asked, to receive their approval. She was intrigued by Clef for as long as she could remember, and for some reason just kind of looked up to him even though she didn't see him very often. She'd often try to interact with him and even draw pictures or make gifts for him, but he had a similar apathetic reaction to her that her caretakers held, eventually growing to outright fear and dislike her. It hurt her immensely to know one of the people she likes most wanted her dead.

In this au, she was woken up from her coma a few months after the whole 239-b incident, right after her eighth birthday. Staff had an idea of how to better control her powers, but before they could act on their plan, she solved her own problem. Since she could have anything she wanted in the world, she decided she didn't want powers anymore after all the trouble they'd caused her, and wished to be normal forever. It worked, now she can't bend reality even if she wanted to.

The very same day she woke up, 953 accidentally lets slip to sigurrós her plan to breach containment and kill a bunch of staff. Siggy sees Clef is the first person she wants to kill, and immediately runs to find him and tell him, as she still doesn't want him to get hurt, even after he tried to kill her. She explains the whole situation to Clef, including how she and 953 are telepathically connected. Clef is horrified to learn what this kid has gone through for the past 8 years, and has a change of heart about her. She doesn't even have powers anymore. She's just a normal little girl.

953 did end up breaching containment, and still hasn't been found to this day, but she didn't manage to kill anyone thanks to precautions taken thanks to siggy's heads up. 935 let the 939s out of containment to distract staff while she escaped. One of the 939s very briefly got a hold of Siggy, and gave her the scars on her face and notch in her ear.

Clef kinda felt bad about Siggy's whole situation and ended up adopting her. Meri became her big sister. Later on Clef and Kondraki got together, so she gained an additional dad and Draven as a brother.

Her teeth are sharper than a normal human's should be, and her nails are as well. She has little fangs that just barely stick out of her mouth. Her ears are abnormally pointy.

Her irises are gray, and her pupils are slitted like a cat or a fox and change color depending on her mood. Her eyes are highly reflective and appear to "glow" at night.

953 is still in her head and trying to influence her to do things, even though she told everyone their connection severed after 953 breached containment.

She has adhd.

She has an insecure attachment style due to the way she was raised. She also suffers from depression and PTSD. She goes to therapy for it.

She constantly needs to be assured that she's loved.

She's a huge cuddle bug and will take any opportunity she can to snuggle with one of her dads or siblings. Clef is often her go-to because he's the biggest and comfiest, and she feels safe around him.

She'll just say and do completely out of the blue things. She's very chaotic, and her friends and family love that about her. She's very entertaining.

She, Draven, and Meri love to banter back and forth at each other. Sigs is the baby so she gets teased the most.

Her two best friends are Emma (040) and Cameron (2241). She and Emma have always kinda had a mutual unspoken crush on each other, while Sigs and Cameron are more like siblings.

She uses humor to cope with her trauma.

Clef and Kondraki both love grunge and rock music, and passed that love down to all their kids. Hence the Radiohead t shirt.

[amethyst-halo]

Theater kid here, heres some stories from the shows that i think fit the characters (all real stories just with some character names tacked on):

One time the sound crew were told to backstage for something and one of them (bristlefrost) almost had a breakdown because they thought it was an emergency and a mic broke on opening night but it turns out it was just the pre-show everyone talks time.

A lesbian (bristlefrost) and a gay dude (puddleshine) were paired up to act like they were dating during ensemble and another lesbian (needleclaw) and another gay dude (alderheart) were in the same situation so when they were on during some big monologue they switched so that the gay dudes were together and the lesbians were together. they did end up dating if u were curious, but it was during the next show which was spongebob the musical.

During a different production of spongebob the musical the guy who was playing the news reporter who sings no control (bramblestar, ik it aint the gang but just wait) was apparently in a really toxic relationship with the girl who played sandy (squirrelflight) so her sister (leafpool), who was one of the eco-club members and apparently buff af, beat the news reporter guy up in the sound booth while the sound crew and cast (the gang) distracted everyone. They still got suspended.

While everyone was belting out Six songs, one of the freshmen (shadowsight) asked musical it was from and everyone freaked out because “how dont you know?!?!?”, anyways the guy actually could play the piano rlly good so once during rehearsals we heard him playing six songs backstage while his gf (sunbeam) was basically explaining the plot and everything to him.

Someone screaming “WHAT TEAM?” (rootspring) and someone (slatefur) who wasnt even in rehearsals (he had to deliver something) but was there for a different club burst in and screamed back “WILDCATS!”. anyways wildcats guy ended up joining theater the next year and was really good

everyone was in the greenroom in the most uncomfortable looking position ever all just showing memes to each other. it was so cult like. half the kids were sitting in the chairs but really weirdly (ex: criss cross, legs on the footrest, upside down) and half were sitting like.. on top of the chairs like fucking birds. A few were under the chairs. i dont know why. they were all in costume too.

There was a fursuit backstage and kids (rootspring, needleclaw) thought it was haunted so they put the coca cola where mold was growing from the center up in front of it then tried to get the fursuit to drink the liquid see what would happen and the fursuit’s head fell down and the eyes popped off and everyone screamed

some kid (rootspring) broke a leg during a play because of a quick costume change, you could see how awkward the leg looked. but he kept playing because he had a monologue and he was really close to crying the whole time and the director later said that she could feel the “raw emotion he must have been channeling”, he didn’t have the heart to tell her

Oh i almost forgot: the run crew was running around like crazy during rehearsals and were freaking out so one of the lights crew (puddleshine) asked what happened and in the panic some kid (nightheart) threw a frozen waffle at the poor guy. i think h egot a concussion but idk.

There was a blind guy (jayfeather) and some poor guy (rootspring) disnt know so he handed the blind guy a script without any brail or someone to read it to him and it was a table read so after like 30 minutes it came up to that guys part and the poor guy who didnt know was like “hey its ur turn read ur script” and the blind guy, with the most passive aggressive movements ive ever seen, picked up his cane and put it on the table

OH MY GOD THESE ARE INCREDIBLE

i'm so glad to know theater kids and band kids are like. similar. theater kids are more hectic though from the sounds of it

[waterparksdrama]

Do you think it’s ok for me to take my 13 y/o sister to a Waterparks show? She’s not really into any music in particular but she really just wants to go to a concert with me and parx is the tamest shit I listen to. At my first Waterparks show I was crowdsurfing at age 15 but I was a much different kid than she is. I’m a hella buff big lesbian who can physically protect her from crowdkilling mfers but do y’all think it would be too sexual? Like is it any worse content wise than what’s on the radio? I’m out of touch. Thanks

i think she’s old enough to go as long as you’re going. they’re really not as sexual as awsten tries to sell them as this era lol so i think you’re fine on that part. really as long as you think she’d be safe + have fun at the concert under your watch, it’s probably fine - iz

[hannah-probably]

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every warhammer media or game or what have you is sitting on a fucking gold mine of just... WHAT IF BIG BUFF WOMAN IN POWER ARMOR THAT HAS THE STRENGTH OF A SEMI TRUCK and every time something comes out WITHOUT a Sister of Battle or literally just a fem Space Marine is a fucking coward

except darktide darktide can do no wrong that game has 3 fucked up and dominant women who boss you around and I NEED Hadron viscerally is all im saying

... uh did I mention Im a lesbian

Female custodes by cnmbwjx on twitter

[kid0rchid]

More Splatoon OCS. But these are my literal babies and I will not rest until their lore is complete.

The band is Octosites attract and they are little gay Octolings. We have Laurel in tip left corner. Hugo next to her. Dave bottom left, Eurika (pronounced Erika) top right. And Honey and Combe (buff) bottom right lesbians.

Lore tidbits! (Come and get yer lore here!)

Laurel (or Rel) is the leader or lead singer of the group. She dresses like edgy but soft. She can be crazy at times but is usually really nice to people she knows.

Hugo is the rich boy if the group. He has a rivalry with Rel because he was the lead singer, but now he just plays guitars and sings as duets sometimes. His parents own a beach house and he can get carried away and forget his responsibilities if his parents aren't there to bring him back to reality.

Dave is the lazy boy of the group. He gets high and drinks alcohol a lot. But he can get defensive and violent for his friends if you make him mad. Plays the Bass.

Eurika is the K-pop mom of the group because she's the eldest. She plays the keyboard and heard the band playing on the beach one day while walking. She played something for them (she carries her piano everywhere for some reason) and Rel asks her to join the band. Eurika accepts.

Honey and Combe are the lesbians of the group. Combe is the big bad girl with the horns and is the groups bodyguard. Honey is very energetic and talks a lot. She dresses like a tomboy. However, these two are inklings, as opposed to their bandmates who are all Octolings. So they can feel a bit left out from the group. That's why they like to collaborate with Chaus Ordus. (Miles and Zucker.) Honey plays backup synth and Combe plays the drums. Combe is also Patricia's little sister. She got inspired to get her horns by Jacky's horns

A little comic that explains it. (Sorry it's a video just pause it on each frame) follow the numbers to read it correctly. Also ignore the little dragon doodle at the top left lol. My sketchbooks so messy.