#thats so fucking funny im losig my mind

[amethyst-halo]

Theater kid here, heres some stories from the shows that i think fit the characters (all real stories just with some character names tacked on):

One time the sound crew were told to backstage for something and one of them (bristlefrost) almost had a breakdown because they thought it was an emergency and a mic broke on opening night but it turns out it was just the pre-show everyone talks time.

A lesbian (bristlefrost) and a gay dude (puddleshine) were paired up to act like they were dating during ensemble and another lesbian (needleclaw) and another gay dude (alderheart) were in the same situation so when they were on during some big monologue they switched so that the gay dudes were together and the lesbians were together. they did end up dating if u were curious, but it was during the next show which was spongebob the musical.

During a different production of spongebob the musical the guy who was playing the news reporter who sings no control (bramblestar, ik it aint the gang but just wait) was apparently in a really toxic relationship with the girl who played sandy (squirrelflight) so her sister (leafpool), who was one of the eco-club members and apparently buff af, beat the news reporter guy up in the sound booth while the sound crew and cast (the gang) distracted everyone. They still got suspended.

While everyone was belting out Six songs, one of the freshmen (shadowsight) asked musical it was from and everyone freaked out because “how dont you know?!?!?”, anyways the guy actually could play the piano rlly good so once during rehearsals we heard him playing six songs backstage while his gf (sunbeam) was basically explaining the plot and everything to him.

Someone screaming “WHAT TEAM?” (rootspring) and someone (slatefur) who wasnt even in rehearsals (he had to deliver something) but was there for a different club burst in and screamed back “WILDCATS!”. anyways wildcats guy ended up joining theater the next year and was really good

everyone was in the greenroom in the most uncomfortable looking position ever all just showing memes to each other. it was so cult like. half the kids were sitting in the chairs but really weirdly (ex: criss cross, legs on the footrest, upside down) and half were sitting like.. on top of the chairs like fucking birds. A few were under the chairs. i dont know why. they were all in costume too.

There was a fursuit backstage and kids (rootspring, needleclaw) thought it was haunted so they put the coca cola where mold was growing from the center up in front of it then tried to get the fursuit to drink the liquid see what would happen and the fursuit’s head fell down and the eyes popped off and everyone screamed

some kid (rootspring) broke a leg during a play because of a quick costume change, you could see how awkward the leg looked. but he kept playing because he had a monologue and he was really close to crying the whole time and the director later said that she could feel the “raw emotion he must have been channeling”, he didn’t have the heart to tell her

Oh i almost forgot: the run crew was running around like crazy during rehearsals and were freaking out so one of the lights crew (puddleshine) asked what happened and in the panic some kid (nightheart) threw a frozen waffle at the poor guy. i think h egot a concussion but idk.

There was a blind guy (jayfeather) and some poor guy (rootspring) disnt know so he handed the blind guy a script without any brail or someone to read it to him and it was a table read so after like 30 minutes it came up to that guys part and the poor guy who didnt know was like “hey its ur turn read ur script” and the blind guy, with the most passive aggressive movements ive ever seen, picked up his cane and put it on the table

OH MY GOD THESE ARE INCREDIBLE

i'm so glad to know theater kids and band kids are like. similar. theater kids are more hectic though from the sounds of it

[terukanesghost]

im losig my fucking mind two of my friends at school, one is my best friend the other is a guy we started hanging out last year, they have been making jokes with me where its basically them being ironic or making up stories and asking me about them later (i dont spend school recess with them bc i like to play volleyball and they just sit and talk and thats fine) and at first it was funny bc they would come up with crazy shit and they still do but now it's all the time. literally, if i don't change the subject, that's everything they talk about with me and i suck at understanding irony and sarcasm but even when i know they are joking i just don't know how to answer. if they say stuff like "since your house is so big we thought about inviting some friends there to hang out, what do you think?" it's obviously a joke bc they are talking about planning something at my house without telling me first and they are just saying this to see my reaction, if i ask if they are serious they insist for a while and later say "we are just kidding lol" if i play along it just feels like they are pranking me like as if they know its a jokr but they think i dont and im being a fool and if i deny they start acting offended and asking "why?" and when i give a logical explanation they ask again "but why?" and it's endless and nothig is ever enough to make this stop like i really like her and the guy he is cool too but im not that close with him and that probably sounds really mean but if i need to stop talking with him and school ends just to stop all of this idc this has been bothering me for a while now and they even say that they are just kidding like I DONT FUCKING KNOW but they take the joke so fucking far I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO SAY ive been trying to say stuff like i dont get irony, i dont know what you guys want me to say etc but they don't fuckig stop so i just ignore their texts when they are about this jokes and don't talk much with them at school