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Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations
#naruto#naruto fanart#uzumaki naruto#naruto uzumaki#role reversal au#koko draws#this role reversal au is not just between Sakura and Sasuke's sanin teachers. Naruto and Sasuke also swap roles after the war#Sasuke becomes the Rokudaime Hokage -the Uchiha and the Senju finally united under his mandate- while Naruto wanders around#He has a lot of promises to keep and he can't do so as Hokage so he turns down the position.#the first thing he does after the war is have a long talk with Hiashi and the rest of the Hyuga clan heads#and makes sure to fulfill his old promise to Neji (who is alive in this au because what's that bs in canon?)#Neji takes after Hinata and starts to wear his headband around his neck now that he is free of the cage bird seal#after that Naruto wanders to Ame to help in every way he can#(Konan is also alive because her death was completely bs and we are ignoring canon here)#Naruto is a very powerful person and in a way his new role as ambassador transcends that of the Hokage.#He is fullfiling Jiraiya and his father’s dream of peace. He is also achieving his own childhood dream#now he is being recognized not only by Konoha but by the shinobi world in his entirety#He is the only person able to travel freely between all shinobi villages#All the doors are open for him. No matter where he goes he will be welcomed as if he were coming home.
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My lifesaving medication should not be $4000 per dose.
My other lifesaving medication should not be $1200 per dose.
My other lifesaving medication should not be $200 per bottle.
The medication that I need to live should not cost more than my rent.
#medication#health care#united healthcare#health insurance#blue cross blue shield#chronic illness#disabled#chronic disability#chronically ill#chronic disease#chronicpain#other chronic illness bs#disability#disablity#undiagnosed chronic illness#chronic disorder#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#nerve pain#joint pain#disabilities#actually disabled#invisible disability#physically disabled#cpunk#angry cripple#cripple life#cripple problems#cripple punk#cripplepunk
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I'm totally normal about him, I swear! PLEASE GIVE HIM MORE SIDE QUESTS! I LOVE HIM!
#Erik#Monster Hunter#MH Wilds#Monster Hunter Wilds#Astrum Unit#please capcom#give this boy more then just ONE SIDE QUEST!#you mean to tell me#that the man who willingly walked into a LaLa Berina nest#wants me to only catch one Doshaguma#and literally nothing else from the forest!?#i call bs#Erik MH Wilds#and you know im making OC x Canon trash with him too later#it's mandatory
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Jimmy, talking about his movie: And then the Yolkians abducted all of our parents and we didn't know if we'd ever see them again!
Timmy: Wow, that's crazy...you wouldn't happen to still have their number, would you?
@nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes @nicktoonsunite
#timmy would turn his parents into poultra food#especially after all their bs#jimmy neutron movie#jimmy timmy power hour#incorrect jimmy neutron#jimmy neutron incorrect quotes#jimmy neutron#incorrect fairly odd parents#fairly oddparents#timmy turner#nicktoons unite incorrect quotes#nicktoons unite#nicktoons
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Inshallah they never fucking find him 🙏
#my bs#im not arabic i just really love that word#unitedhealthcare ceo#deny defend depose#united healthcare#unitedhealthcare shooter
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ive been listening to a lot of femtanyl recently
#cant spell frutiger aero without tiger amiright#but being fr rendering lilke this is so fun for me dyall like it?? :33#rare instance where i make a backround </3#el tigre the adventures of manny rivera#el tigre#manny rivera#nicktoons unite#S☆K♡#im rlly pulling the webcore cyber whatever bs w this one <3<3#digital art#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#art
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There's something really comforting to me about antisocials, histrionics, and similar individuals who are willing to state controversial opinions that I can get behind/understand, agree with, or have believed on my own (yes these are separate categories - even if it's only by a little) without the fear of reprecussions/backlash. It's like they're there for me in a strange sense.
#when i see someone getting flamed for an opinion that i lowkey agree with#type shit#♡ rj texts ⧽#antisocial positivity#aspd positivity#hpd positivity#histrionic positivity#cluster bs unite#cluster b
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pirating be damned, regulus can do maths!


#reverse 1999#r1999#reverse 1999 regulus#so thats why shes a star unit#shes silly AND smart i love her#i love astronomy but i wouldve NEVER remember those values#that is some jojo bs where they pull out a trivia to defeat the guy who accelerates time
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a yet to be fleshed out scene from my ct lives au is more or less just ct going "I cannot believe I have to go on a mission with these 2 strangers whom I don't trust in the slightest because my former teammates mercilessly slaughtered all of my boyfriend's teammates so now his boss doesn't think he's qualified for field work anymore"
#she's more used to the director's bs than she wants to admit okay#she's also not sure how to deal w /not/ being seen as the cringe fail loser girl (affectionate)#ct: you want *me* to take point on a mission that is clearly of great importance????? ME????#also 'yet to be fleshed out' i say as if the whole fic is not just a vague collection of ideas that have yet to be connected or solidified#rvb#red vs blue#agent connecticut#the two strangers are felix and locus btw. and the mission isn't chorus. but that's all im gonna say lol#like it's not that ppl didn't get punished for messing up in pfl but most of the time being dropped lower on the board was the punishment#being temporarily removed from the active roster for a mission or two was generally seen as an extreme measure considered pfl's nature as#a highly experimental high risk unit#re: felix and locus in my ct lives au im debating on if they were marines or ODSTs prior to working for charon#ODSTs would make more sense in being able to keep up w wash and lina but the colors of their armor for the warrior test thing says marines
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Thermostat broke less than three years after it was installed. Just found out the warranty is only TWO years and it costs $850 to replace. :)
Recently I joked to people that somehow I managed to get through November-December without a major appliance or body part getting fucked up, for once.
Guess the universe was just running a little behind schedule!
#kidk says stuff#it is some bs that the unit costs that fucking much#it’s a ‘smart’ thing with an app and I did not ask for that when it was installed#it was just installed and I was told that’s what I got#so like. now im on the hook for all this $$$ to replace it??#if this happens again conveniently just outside the warranty period imma…well idk!!#I am not crying though! very good at being only QUIETLY upset! I’m so good!
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So uh, if that really is the Memory TARDIS from Tales of the TARDIS in the latest teaser stuff for Doctor Who 2024 S1, then uh, does that mean Clyde saying Luke and Sanjay joined UNIT is canon to Doctor Who show...??? Because if so...
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Please let that shit be from an alternate timeline- the Memory TARDIS is confirmed to be capable of pulling people from alternate timelines- there's still time to not make SJA characters of all characters pro-military-
#the alternate timeline where they pro-military#i'll still hate it but it wouldnt be canon at least lmao#but seriously the way SJA was anti-military and UNIT years after SJA had ended still continued to be shit#and yet nowadays its said luke and even sanjay for some reason joined them???#like??? no that is such bullshit writing#also the idea that clani isnt canon still up till this tales of the tardis is also bs writing#and cant even say its bs for sanjay BECAUSE HE HAS ZERO WRITING BEYOND BEING LUKES HUSBAND-#seriously i really wonder if rtd had plans for sanjay in sja before it ended#because nowadays all sanjay has in mentions is being lukes husband and for some reason joining the military with him basically#Youtube
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I love english classes
until the poetry unit
#i was looking through one of my course's schedules and saw a poetry unit and a poetry/drama paper assignment#and my first reaction was 'blegh'#i hope i can choose a drama#bc otherwise the paper WILL be a bunch of bs#amber's shit you can ignore
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sooooo.... why did my duolingo course suddenly get shorter BY AN ENTIRE FUCKING QUARTER??!?!?!??
WHAT IS GOING ON
#duolingo#i mean i Assume they kinda reshuffled the number of lesson circles per unit and not just. nuked half the fu cking content but.#i wonder. do they have like a feedback page anywhere?? newsfeed??? patchnotes???? ANYTHING??!?!?!?!? because like.#tungle staff at least owns up to their bs right. on the owl app there's no warning‚ no explanation‚ no smugness no NOTHING#just BOOM#out of nowhere‚ here's a complete redesign :) deal with it :)
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Btw if some of you gremlinssons meet at the con and don't take a pic together I'll be disappointed 😤

#please and you can write some bs like 'gremlinssons united!" LOL#that's it just had to let it out#kyra's ramblings#do it for our silly little unhinged group lol
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School is finally out :ppp
I feel free now I can focus on my kids in peace
#the kids in question being bkdk#as well as a few other show characters i love like a mother#im not a parental unit guys#ended on a safe note with all As and Bs
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What is it about me that makes old white men think I'm a conservative? I need to know so I can change that.
#like. I'm very visibly faggy as shit???#is it that they're trying to play chess and assume it'll piss me off#because i just play along#I'm fascinated by other peoples' points of view and will indulge them if i can get info#it's fun#but the washer dryer guys are stealing the units from my apartment's laundry room#and they talked to me about how trump is the only person i should vote for for 25 minutes#they said the current inflation is Biden's fault directly. even though it began like 20 years ago?#any pushback i did give (posed as devil's advocate) was met with some 'you're too young to know' bs#as if I'm not creeping towards 30 years old. as if I'm 12.#as if this man didn't tell me he flunked out of high school and i have a master's degree?#not that degrees mean shit. but this guy flunked out of public education in the 1960s.#he also called people in factories in south america and asia 'unskilled workers' and implied only whites can be skilled workers??#like dude. you lease washers and dryers to apartment complexes. you can't talk about unskilled labor.#he also said we should turn the post office into a private company and promptly shut up when i said I'm a postal worker 🙈#at some point he asked about my husband and i said i don't have one or any intentions of having one#and he used that as evidence of how biden fucked up america#said i should have a husband and kids by now#said I'd probably jump off a bridge if i had any of that and he said it's clearly biden era brainrot (in different words)#interesting conversation#still cannot fathom why conservatives think I'm one of them
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