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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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bowelfly · 7 months ago
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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bauliya · 3 months ago
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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
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blabberoo · 21 days ago
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If Ford didn't got into the portal..
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notamamiboye · 8 months ago
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Happy April Fools 2024
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greelin · 1 year ago
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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pinkdovess · 8 months ago
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this meme is so niche
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great-and-small · 6 months ago
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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crumplstiltskin · 3 months ago
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muffinlance · 6 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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juno-infernal · 1 year ago
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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
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shoezuki · 10 months ago
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Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives
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thoodleoo · 9 months ago
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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention
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anona1-mous · 27 days ago
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‼️cw: blood, horror art
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"out of all the grimwalkers, you looked the most like him."
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happyheidi · 8 months ago
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