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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
#bflyart#gharial#crocodile#monk#need to make more varieties of besnooted monks#can't just be all shrews and moles all the time#brother gregor
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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
#Olympics#I’m just sooo disgusted and now my MRA brother has also gotten radicalised I want to shove him from the balcony
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If Ford didn't got into the portal..
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#my art#these brothers means so much to me :((#both of them being at one of their lowest.#im tearing down my walls im crying
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Happy April Fools 2024
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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#mothman#mothford#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls au#Monster Hunter Pines AU#digital art#my art#procreate#I love the first drawing so much dude idk how I cooked that#can’t believe Stanley was about to shoot the Mothman smh doesn’t he know that’s his brother’s favourite??#ignore the fact Stan looks different in literally every one of these drawings LMAO
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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this meme is so niche
#HEDS#wheelchair#rollator#crutches#walker#mobility aids#cripplepunk#actually disabled#ambulatory wheelchair user#the kitten brothers
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’#apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire#and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs#actually chatted with them later they were very lovely
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#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#my art#sketch#ryomen sukuna#itadori yuuji#brothers au#jjk brothers au#little man yuuji#12 years au
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
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Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives
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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention
#medieval goings on#every once in a while i feel like i get possessed by brother eadwig#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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