#the bloodhound gang kiss me where it smells funny

[iamtryingtobelieve]

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg

Well, now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God

'Cause girl, I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog

Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down

But baby, your black box is the one that I found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said, "Kiss me where it smells funny"

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes

She's the one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied

She's thinking, "Holy mackerel." I'm thinking, "Tuna on the side."

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose

'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes

Yeah, I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be

"Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny"

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

[sawzzie]

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[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

[vintagesewingmachine]

kiss me where it smells funny by bloodhound gang has me crying

[felixrulezz]

tyy!!

@nerdtronica @cr4shqueen @absolutelyzoned and whoever else

last song: kringle by jack off jill (but im listening to kiss me where it smells funny rn)

favorite color: black or red rn

last book i finished: misery by stephen king

last tv show i watched: brooklyn 99 (im not a bootlicker 🙁)

sweet/savory/spicy: savory but i need smth sweet rn

relationship status: single 😜

last thing i googled: project 2025 😔😔

current obsession: bloodhound gang and i’m getting into bayonetta

looking forward to: getting home and playing bayonetta 🔥🔥

10 people i’d like to get to know better

tagged by @bubonicbabybell <3

Last song: meat is murder by the smiths

favorite color: orange 🍊

last book i finished: bliss montage

last tv show i watched: supernatural (s12)

sweet/spicy/savory: savory? i honestly dont have a preference

relationship status: single

last thing i googled: stardew valley wiki 💀

current obsession: dead poets society + the sims 4

looking forward to: halloween! and nanowrimo

tagging > @laceyc0bwebs @thelifeofagirl @chiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (i have no other mutuals and am lowkey scared to tag people i follow so sorry this is supposed to be 10)

[felixrulezz]

my fav song changes all the time but rn it’s a tie between yummy down on this and kiss me where it smells funny by bloodhound gang

my favorite album rn is one fierce beer coaster also by bloodhound gang

@despairdoodlesreal @rowaltiora @smacmcdnld @size-20-clown-shoes and anyone else

whats ur fav song of all time and fav album of all time? tag ur friends :)

oh shoot bro.. I’ve honestly never had one. If I had to choose only one I think it would be Starman by David Bowie. It truly changed my life way more than I could ever realize. That song got me into David Bowie, which got me into classic rock, which got me into actually good music, which made me who I am. as for favorite album… maybe American idiot? I’m not too sure really

@karleenscreativeworld @nimrodbydawn @someone-kill-the-ej @cr4shqueen @r4dioheadiscool and anyone else!! Thanks for this ask :)

[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

[shanesbutt]

I LOVE BLOODHOUND GANG!!! ( “I HOPE YOU DIE” and “KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS FUNNY” MY FAVOURITE SONGS)

he loves the bad touch and along comes mary

[mundomiope]

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied

Bloodhound Gang

[conscience-killer]

Tagged by my saltmate @vivienvalentino 💚

Rules: you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. put your music on shuffle, list the first 20 songs to come up, and then tag 10 people.

Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang

Pulling Teeth - Green Day

The Angry Mob - Kaiser Chiefs

Dance 2 Slow - Soulwax

Getchoo - Weezer

All Fucked Up - Everclear

Nice Guys Finish Last ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Green Day

Cutt Off - Kasabian

Take a Bow - Muse

Jamie - Weezer

Blood Sugar - Pendulum

Nothing On My Back - Sum 41

Stevie - Kasabian

We’re Going to Be Friends - The White Stripes

I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys

Kylie and Jason - Midget

S.O.F.T. - Elastica

Whatever Happened to My Rock ‘n’ Roll - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Ghostbusters III - Nerf Herder 

Tagging: Whomever the fuck wants to do it. 😎