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it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!

well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.

jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.

watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.

sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.

thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!

wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.

and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!

you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.

in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.

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Some phone wallpapers from the Project Eevee Twitter for Eevee Day!

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I was excited to try the scolipede deck recently, but I found it annoying how, since both Mewtwo and Celebi decks rely on having a surplus of energy to begin with, and Leaf is now a thing, they kept retreating and switching around before I could get all points.

So I went back to my Team Rocket deck, Arbok/Weezing. I'm much happier being able to control the board completely with Sabrina and Arbok's attack.

I've been using koffing/weezing and grimer/muk in TCG Pocket to incredible success, particularly bc people want to rely so heavily on Mewtwo EX. Lead with koffing/weezing to get a quick poison on, then get muk in for venoshock and it's over

tbh Weezing/Scolipede is my go-to deck and now and it fucking demolishes both Mewtwo EX and Celebi EX decks. Does solidly against most of the rest of the meta as well.

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Falin's resurrection just stuck with me, it was such an impactful scene in the story, I just had to draw my version of it. I hope you like it!

If you're interested in buying a print or supporting my me and my comics, you can do so here: https://edeave.etsy.com/listing/1737956022

Thank you 💓

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ポケポケデッキ

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"I love you..

I have been happy with you..

Goodbye Amicia."

A Plague tale: Requiem || King Hugo

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Delicious in Dungeon!

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do any rich distinguished older women (perhaps an art dealer or architect or public intellectual) need a personal assistant who will not do very much work but will develop a crush on them and be paid handsomely for it

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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

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Hating you... I've hated myself. I just don't have the energy for it any longer.

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Cyndaquil -- Teeziro

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real lovers only

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[𝗛𝗼𝘂𝗸𝗼𝘂 (ほ～こう)]

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Why are cardcaptor Sakura figures so pretty like what are these people being fed put these in anime museums

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Pokémon matchbox designs.