#spanky g

[bloodhoundg4ng]

hey gang what is UP!!

dangles this in front of your face THAT'S RIGHT. YET ANOTHER MAGAZINE SCAN.

this one came from Rip It Up magazine - Something from New Zealand! This is Issue 410 (March 6 - 12, 1997)

(gnawing my arm off i love these guys)

[iamtryingtobelieve]

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg

Well, now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God

'Cause girl, I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog

Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down

But baby, your black box is the one that I found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said, "Kiss me where it smells funny"

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes

She's the one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied

She's thinking, "Holy mackerel." I'm thinking, "Tuna on the side."

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose

'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes

Yeah, I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be

"Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny"

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

[mitjalovse]

The 90's rock was heavily popular at the time as we tend to forget the fact that some participants on the several idioms there struggled later on thanks to their era's specifities. For instance, the Bloodhound Gang are the type that wouldn't have been possible outside the 90's. While I might open a can of worm with this opinion, I must state their sense of humour is a bit too obvious. Their jokes are familiar, though they can elicit a chuckle. Still, my biggest problem with them might be that they don't surprise us musically that much despite them working within the parameters that deserve to go that way. Sure, I'm discussing their early records, since they did find an intriguing idiom, which very few would've expected of them.

[the-chandrian-ii]

[chimichangasanddoorknobs]

For all of you who think the car fight sex was NOT CANNON....

They were at it for HOURS! We saw but MINUTES. You're gonna tell me nothing E L S E happened?

no smoochies?

No fondl-ies?

No pokey pokey?

No touchy?

No spanky?

N O T H I N G?

NOT EVEN ONCE?!?!?!

shout out: skiplo-wave

[hineygorerage1]

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 Requests open ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

Color code::

Red = smut

Pink = fluff

Blue = angst

White = normal

Green = applies to all

____________________

allowed ↴

— — — — — — — — —

ᯓ★ specific kinks/fetishes

ᯓ★ specific members (example: only Ryan and dico headcanons)

ᯓ★ word prompts

ᯓ★ AU prompts

ᯓ★ specific comforts

ᯓ★ asking me my favorite skits/songs/fandom questions

____________________

DNI/won’t do ↴

— — — — — — — — —

ᯓ★ minor x adult

ᯓ★ enforcing fake trauma onto existing people

ᯓ★ making specific members as bad people because you don’t like them

ᯓ★ scat, vomit, noncon, dead dove

ᯓ★ sexualizing minors (like spanky g)

ᯓ★ I will not write smut about the crew if you request high school au

ᯓ★ making them say slurs/be offensive bc it’s the 2000s

ᯓ★ you may request a specific fluff/angst for your trauma, but do not make it overly detailed. These are real people I’m writing about.

ᯓ★ do not ask personal questions in requests, I’d like to stay as anon as possible

ᯓ★ trying to cancel people on my page or harass me because of problematic things they have done.

ᯓ★ fetishizing/romanticizing Ryan’s death

[iceicewifey]

shamelessly copied Sinner /j /lh and did one of those Araki style character sheets for Shay to see if i could share her info easier and I'll say it worked 😳

had to redo the template because I'm stupid and the layout kind of confused me plus I'll never pass up an opportunity to make my own version of whatever thing fjdnfjdgb but I hope it makes sense. alot of the info can be found in her mini bio, but it was still fun to fill this out. plain text under the cut because it's alot to read. thanks again to sinner for both posting theirs and providing the original template ♡

editing because this is so outdated already 😭

Name / Nicknames

Shayleigh Disa Malmsteen / Shay, Spanky (childhood nickname), Dee (from Hol Horse)

Age

23 (SDC)

Sex

CIS Female

Birthday / Zodiac Sign

August 12th, 1965 / Leo

Blood Type

O-

Birthplace

Miami, FL USA

Height

5'4" / 162cm

Weight

~137lbs / 62kg

Sexual Orientation

M-spec

Hair Color

Platinum blonde

Eye Color

Pale icy blue // Pink (Manga)

Eyesight / Colorblindness / Wears Glasses?

Slight myopia Not enough to warrant glasses.

Dominant Hand

Left

Type of Voice

High pitched / "soprano" A bit scratchy from smoking

Medical History

Minor nerve damage from particularly deep scar in right forearm, partially perforated septum (corrected; from cocaine use) Uterine Arteriovenous Malformation — required surgery

Scars / Birthmarks / Tattoos

Numerous scars on hands, arms, torso, shoulders, back, legs, and left eyebrow // Barbed wire tat around right wrist, palm tree on left ankle, devil tail on lower back

Other Defining Physical Features: Nose, Eye Shape, Chest Size, Legs, Moles, etc.

Slightly downturned doe eyes, small slits in eyebrows (left has hair displaced by scars, right is shaved to match). Larger than average chest (~E cup)

Race

Caucasian

Religion

N/A

Nationality

American

Ancestral Background

½ Swedish on father's side

Criminal Record / Education

Criminal record is extensive. Dropped out of high school during 11th grade but stopped attending long before then.

Formative Experiences as a Baby or Young Child

Grew up without birth mother (passed away soon after she and her twin sister were born), Father worked as motorcycle mechanic and would frequently bring his daughters to work; fostered her love of motorcycles at a young age. Dealt with abusive stepmother for ~7 years.

Sexual History / Lovers

Several boyfriends & a girlfriend during high school years, numerous ‘flings’ throughout mid 80’s. Not on good terms with any exes.

Thoughts Towards Romance / Marriage

Says she’s indifferent. Would like to get married, but wants it to be with “the right person.” Has trauma from parents about relationships.

People the Subject Looks Up To / Idolizes

Evel Knievel, Lemmy Kilmister

People the Subject Hates

Her father. Stepmother, Lydia. Stepbrother, Adam. Half brother, Viggo. Estefania, Jotaro Kujo, Polnareff, Nukesaku

Personality Traits / Habits / Fav. Sayings

Tends to hide her true emotions, acts apathetic. Cautious around new people, especially if they know who she is and she doesn’t recognize them. Her defense mechanism tends to make it so she comes off as rude or abrasive. // Honestly just enjoys telling people that annoy her to shut up.

Dreams for the Future

Wants to eventually return to Miami. Wants to build her own custom Harley, right down to the paint job. Wants “a buncha badass lookin’ tats” to cover her more prominent body scars.

Fears

Drowning, being strangled, seeing more of her friends die in front of her, upsetting DIO and having to face his wrath.

Most Traumatic Experiences

The years of emotional and verbal abuse from her stepmother and stepbrother. Her first night in jail. Witnessing the deaths of some of her closest friends at the hands of the gang they once belonged to.

Relationships - Incl. Behavior

Neneh is the first best friend she’s ever had; loves her dearly and would kill for her if she asked. Misses her dearly while in Cairo. Gets along well with other Terence T. D’Arby, Kenny G., Enya, and most other mansion residents. On DIO’s better side. Romantically involved with Vanilla Ice.

Familial Relationships - Incl. Behavior

Hasn’t seen her sister since 17, misses her. Got along very well with Swedish grandparents, used to visit every Christmas as a child; visits slowed and eventually stopped upon her father remarrying. Positive relationships with maternal aunt, Caroline and her daughter, Rita. Gets along well with ‘pseudo father’, Ozzy, misses him while in Cairo. The gloves she wears to hide her scarred hands were a gift from him.

Problematic Relationships

Relationship with father was good as a young child but has deteriorated. Misses how he used to be, hurt that he chose a new partner over his daughters. Never had positive relationships with stepmother or stepbrother. Never really got along with former “boss”, Estefania despite trying. Feels no remorse for her death. Her murder is the reason she ends up in Cairo.

Education / Work History

John F. Kennedy Middle School (Miami, FL) Elizabeth Cobb Middle School (Tallahassee, FL) Lincoln High School (dropped out; Tallahassee) Has never been formally employed or had a ‘legal’ job.

Economic Class

Grew up middle class, struggled with money after being kicked out.

Pets / Plants

Never had pets. Had a monstera clipping that grew in the motel room she lived in.

Personality

STUBBORN. Hates being told what to do and will often do the opposite. Tends to clash with authority figures. Has a bit of a sharp tongue, she’s wary of strangers and tends to speak her mind freely, even if what she says isn’t exactly polite. Used to act out rudely for attention from a bad home life but grew out of that phase. Rarely rude to strangers without reason nowadays. Insanely devoted to friends and loved ones, likes going the extra mile to show that she loves and cares for them. Very outgoing, a bubbly ‘people person’ and a bit of a ‘party girl‘. She’s typically laid back and enjoys being surrounded by those she loves. ‘Bitchiness’ is a defense mechanism stemming from trauma; “If I don‘t care, I can’t get hurt.” She’s a spitfire with a feisty side and a terrible temper, never one to back down from a fight and will start one if she’s worked up.

Strengths

Loyal to the end, skilled with knives and using her stand, won’t quit until the task is done or it kills her, can seemingly sense when someone is upset, can pick things up with her feet

Weaknesses

Hedonistic, lower physical strength than muscular male opponents, argumentative, easy to anger, extensive criminal record, bottles feelings Deep down she’s scared and hurt, hiding behind a façade to escape any future pain

Special Skills / Fighting Style(s)

Mostly accustomed to street fighting. Fights dirty; punching, hitting, slapping, kicking, biting, hair pulling, nothing is off limits. Skilled with using switchblades. Likes to use her stand to trip non-stand user and see their confusion when they stumble.

Weapon(s)

Wields twin automatic “stiletto” switchblades, keeps them hidden in her boots

Driver's License / Vehicle of Choice / Driving Language

Obtained learner’s in 1981 and full license in 1983 but had been illegally driving since she was ~14 // Prefers motorcycles over cars. Favorite bike is the 1973 Harley Davidson FL Electra-Glide // Typical Florida Driver™. Has a lead foot and tends to speed. Tends to get a bit aggressive at times and will partake in road rage if provoked.

Hobbies / Recreations

Likes to draw things she thinks are cool; skulls, motorcycles, tigers, devils, playing cards. Tinkering with her bike, watching trash TV, riding motorcycles with friends, swimming, etc. Often upset she can’t do much of this in Cairo

Likes & Dislikes

Likes metal music, leather pants, motorcycles, billiards, chicken shawarma Dislikes formal clothing, being bossed around, running out of hairspray, driving in the rain, prudes

Food / Clothing / Shelter

Had a few outfits (a lot of them shoplifted) and mostly ate instant or microwaveable food while living in a motel paid for with money from ““odd jobs”” // Kept most of the same clothing upon moving to Cairo, despite her style clashing with local culture. Lives and works in DIO’s mansion

Motives / Passions

Self preservation, making “a shit ton of money”, has thought about killing her stepmother in the past but doesn’t want to deal with the consequences

Favorite Color / Locations / People

Dark teal, black, hot pink // South Miami Beach, Aunt Carol’s house // Neneh, Terence, Vanilla, and Enya

Fashion Style

Wears a lot of tight and overly revealing clothing after years of being forced to dress “like a proper girl” as a child. Likes wearing leather and wants to look like the girls in the metal magazines (i.e. Doro Pesch)

Used Substances

Tobacco, alcohol, marijuana (formerly), cocaine (formerly addicted)

Perfume / Cologne?

Used to wear “City Girl” perfume, but prefers scented lotions.

Any Accessories?

Crescent moon earring worn only on her left ear (twin sister wears the other), two hoops on right ear // stud on left side of nose // black leather fingerless gloves to hide scars

Supernatural Abilities / Attuned to Spirits?

Not necessarily sensitive to spirits but sometimes feels what she assumes is her mother’s presence when she sits on the beach alone at night. She can’t explain it, but it’s somewhat comforting and tends to happen when she’s stressed or upset.

Accent / Dialect

Miami accent; pronounces the ‘L’ in “salmon” // speaks in short form and slang often (i.e. wanna, gonna, ain’t) // drops the ‘g’ on words that end in ‘-ing’ (i.e. swimmin’ )

Anything Else?

Knows how to juggle. Allergic to shellfish. Not a serious reaction but the kind that makes her throat tingle. Used to think it happened to everyone, not just her.             ↓ “Everybody’s throat tingles after crab cakes. It’s part of the experience.”

[bloodhoundg4ng]

i got my grubby little mitts on some Bloodhound Gang Singles - some of them had some pretty cool CD Rom (Mainly Music Videos, but still). SO.... I checked it out 😈‼️

- The Bad Touch / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain :

And one more, from Along Comes Mary :

(one day I'll showcase the whole bhg collection. both cause I've got more to come and because i am so normal about them. shakes and explodes)

[carltheclown]

the owner of this alt: @larathefox

This is my selfshipping sideblog

Right now obsessed with 🚬&🦀&⏰

Expect to see many silly things :3

Tags: Toshinori💛, Present Mic 🎤, Robot Devil❤, Bender🤖, Spamton💲, Calculon🥂, Fritz Teufel🐱, Clay Puppington🍷, Rod Putty👓, Postal Dude💥, Springtrap🧠, Patrick Bateman🖤, The Mighty Monarch🦋, Danielle Stopframe🏆, James P Sullivan🍬, Rigby 🦝, Brock Samson🔔, The Spot⚪, Woody Pride🌾, Lord Hater❣, Adult Richie Tozier🎈, Caine🦷, Endeavour🔥, Mammon♦️, Omni-Man💪, Homelander🦅, Herobrine🌲, Post Covid Kyle🍁, Post Covid Kenny🌻, Post Covid Cartman🍔, Narrator(Dude, Stop!)❌, Billy Butcher🗑, Daddy Dearest😈, Lemon Demon🍋, Chick Hicks🍏, Adam (Hazbin Hotel)🕊, John Dory🍟, Harvey (Stardew Valley)🏩, Spanky Ham🐷, Dr Eggman🍳, Spider-Ham🐽, Anger (Inside Out)💢, Mr Peterson🏠, Wario🗝, Bill Cipher⚠️, Moloch (Spooky Month)🐃, Mr Line (La Linea)✏, Charlie Dompler🍯, Shnitzel (Chowder)🔧, Cap'n K'nuckles⚓, Ted🐻, Eduardo🍸, Allen the Alien👽, Silly Billy (Vs Yourself FNF mod)🧢, Lumiere🕯, Tankman/Captain🔫, Disney Crushes (Hades, Gaston, Clayton etc.)🌟, Mr Birchum🛠, Jerry Smith👔, AM (ihnmaims)💾, Rick Sanchez 🌀, Jasper Quartz 🧡, Stanley Pines 🎱, Stanford Pines🤚, Turbo/King Candy🚗, TF2 crushes (Spy, Engie, Soldier, Sniper, Medic)🚬, Ned Flanders🐦, Gordon Freeman🦀, G-Man⏰

[tonyspank]

"It's a whole man with tiddies at that point" my friend, I don't think you get the gist here. We have women with dicks in this fandom. I don't see you complaining about that. A "man" with tiddies would be no different. We would not be complaining about that. #EnbiesRule. Just move on, dude, because you have no logical reason to be here still complaining. Just ignore the faceclaim if you hate it that much. I ignore it because I like fem shit and you can easily do the same. The Spankmeister can do whatever they want, how they want, and are not obligated to change shit just for you. 🤺 Thou has no right reading about our respledent (mini) Latina Wife with this attitude towards those of mixed & ambiguous features!

Also, Spanky (I am so sorry), if need be, I think you can block Anons now, right? Just figured I'd toss that out there

THANK YOU ! that is such a good point, literally half my fics are g!p, i’ve wrote about ass eating, zombies, and everything else but the one thing you complain about is a g!p reader having a male faceclaim, i cannot

you’re going to make me blush omg 🤭

no need to apologize for them and thank you again for telling me, i did not know that

[qnewsau]

Drag Race Down Under unveils guest judges for season 4

New Post has been published on https://qnews.com.au/drag-race-down-under-unveils-guest-judges-for-season-4/

Drag Race Down Under unveils guest judges for season 4

Stan has unveiled the guest judge lineup for the newly-retitled Drag Race Down Under season 4, including Aussie stars and previous queens.

The new season – the first without RuPaul – kicks off on Friday, November 1. Stan revealed the next lineup of Down Under queens two weeks ago.

The fourth season will be hosted by Michelle Visage, and on Monday, a new trailer for the season arrived.

The special guest judges joining host Michelle and Aussie judge Rhys Nicholson include musician G Flip, RuPaul’s Drag Race season 15 winner Sasha Colby, media darling Sophie Monk, popstar Peach PRC, actor Matt Okine, and New Zealand singer Ladyhawke.

This is also the first time in Drag Race herstory that Down Under queens will be mentoring Down Under queens, with past winners Isis Avis Loren (Season 3), Spankie Jackzon (Season 2) and Kita Mean (Season 1)

Kween Kong (Season 2 runner up and RuPaul’s Drag Race Global All Stars) and Anita Wigl’It (Season 2 and Canada vs. The World) are also appearing.

‘You’re going to love this new season’

Sasha Colby said in a statement, “To serve as a guest judge for Drag Race Down Under is such an honour! The queens, the talent, the lewks – it is next level, and this new season is going to be a gag that we will all eat up. I can’t wait to watch with the rest of the world!”

G Flip said they’re a huge fan of the show and joining the judging panel is an honour.

“It was hard to be a judge because everyone was so amazing and did such a great job,” they said.

Make sure to catch this season because some seriously incredible queens are competing!”

Sophie Monk said, “It was a bloody thrill to be asked back again and this time I got to be there in person! These new queens, oh my god they’re incredible.

“I’m in awe of what they can do, their make-up, everything. Buckle up people, you’re going to love this new season.”

Peach PRC said, “I’ve been a huge fan of Drag Race since the beginning and have watched it religiously over the years!

“It’s such a bucket list moment to actually be a guest on the show and it was such fun being on set.”

Drag Race Down Under season four starts streaming on Stan on Friday, November 1.

For the latest LGBTIQA+ Sister Girl and Brother Boy news, entertainment, community stories in Australia, visit qnews.com.au. Check out our latest magazines or find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube.

[priokskfm]

#MixOfDay #Podcast #Radioshow #LiveDjset Funkier Sounds 5th Birthday - Sam Redmore Guest Mix My little show has turned five! Five years ago, just days before my second child was due to be born, I for some reason decided it was a good time to start a radio show. And so that’s what I did - the show was called Funkier Radio and it wasn’t a real radio show, because I prerecorded it and just put it up on Soundcloud. But now it’s live, on a real radio station and has been renamed Funkier Sounds. Over the years I’ve had some brilliant guests including The Reflex, Michael Gray, Danielle Moore, loads of less known but still brilliant DJs and a whole load of my friends, and for this celebratory episode I brought you another very special guest. My guest was Sam Redmore, a DJ and producer who I’ve loved for a few years now. Someone on the more funk & soul side of the sounds I’m into rather than the house and disco side, Sam was the perfect selector to help me mark the fifth birthday. Sam’s mix is brimming with funky delights - funk and soul originals and reworks, some hip hop stuff, some jazzy stuff, some of his own stuff… a fast moving, funky and really enjoyable mix! Big thanks to Sam, and please show him some internet lovin' - https://ift.tt/ABUC8Dv https://ift.tt/jU0LFpw HOUR 1 TRACKLIST 1 FMAC - Listen To The Wind Blow (V's edit) 2 The Allergies - Every Trick In The Book 3 A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation 4 Lo Fidelity Allstars - Deep Ellum... (feat. Jaime Liddell) 5 Rabzooz - The Funk Go Round 6 Chales Wright - Express Yourself [The Reflex Revision] 7 XL Middleton - I Can't Get Away 8 G-noF - Montpeull 9 Syrup - Sink Mess 10 Commodores - Brick House 11 Luxar - Found A Way 12 Scruscru - Slightly Wiggle 13 Dele Sosimi - E Go Betta (O'Flynn Re-Edit) 14 Dr Packer - Taxis in Space 15 A Skillz ft. Beardyman - Got The Rhythm 16 Bazuka - Dynomite (SLY Edit) 17 Finesse - Feel It (Dj ''S'' Remix) 18 Jack District, Marelua - Essa Menina 19 Smashed Atoms - Doing It For The Kids 20 JMMSTR - Me & Myself 21 Even Funkier - Party On The Move 22 Tru Tones, Roger Thornhill - Dancing (Roger Thornhill Edit) SAM REDMORE GUEST MIX 1. Night Owls - Cramp Your Style (feat. N'Dea Davenport) 2. The Mighty Mocambos - Struggle & Triumph 3. Leisure Allstars - Get Your Hands In The Air 4. Max Sedgley - Happy 5. K.C. & The Sunshine Band - I Get Lifted 6. Betty Wright - Let Me Be Your Lovemaker 7. Carl Carlton - Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 8. Dee Edwards - Put Your Love On The Line 9. Patrice Rushen - Let There Be Funk (The Reflex Revision) 10. Merry Clayton - Grandma's Hands (Scrimshire Get's Merry Re-Edit) 11. Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady 12. Gladys Knight & The Pips - Who Is She And What Is She To You 13. DJ Nu-Mark - Hot In Herre (feat. The Traffic) 14. The Patchouli Brothers - Wicked One 15. Mo Horizons - Tu Fiesta Personal (TM Juke Remix) 16. Edwin Starr - I Just Wanna Do My Thing 17. Lyn Collins - Rock Me Again & Again 18. Sophisticated Ladies - This Ain't Really Love 19. Spanky Wilson - You 20. The Rebirth - Evil Vibrations 21. Herman Kelly & Life - Dance To The Drummer’s Beat 22. Funkadelic - (Not Just) Knee Deep (Sam Redmore's Freak Mix) Dj, Funk, Soul, "radio ", "radio show", "radio mix", "dj mix", "dj set", "guest mix", "special guest", "funk and soul", "funk & soul" www.priokskfm.online https://ift.tt/MAYJ34b

[rsr-semi-express]

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ラインナップ |ARABAKI ROCK FEST.24

「for CAMPER」と聞いて、無条件にテンションが上がるのは病気ですね。

[booglz]

Nsfw A-Z Hank Headcanons

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A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s more cuddles than all the romance lovey-dovey shit. This is an old man and he just wants to chill, watch a movie with you cuddled up to his chest. He’s not going to feed you chocolate dipped strawberry’s and bring you white wine so don’t expect him to if that’s what you want.

B=Body Part(They’re favorite body part of yours and theirs)

This ol’ perv fucking LOVES your ass. He goes crazy for it. He smacks it in public, and private, and oh, god, reverse cowgirl drives him up the wall. The smacking noises, the ripple and shine of your sweaty skin as you drive him inside of you makes him go ape shit. But, besides that; his favorite part of his body is probably his hands. He can get a lot done with them suckers. Track down deviants, write nine essays worth of work documents, finger fuck the shit out of you, yk; the basics.

C=Cum(Anything to do with cum, basically)

He prefers to cum on your stomach and thighs, though his swimmers are basically dead, he just loves seeing you covered with his love. That doesn’t mean he won’t ram himself inside of you at times and fill you up, but it’s not usually. When he makes you cum, he aims to make you squirt. When he’s on his knees with you sitting on the bed, his fingers going sonic speed and his eyes glaring up at you as he.. begged? Something you wouldn’t usually expect from him.

“Come on, do it, I want to see it. Do it for me, now.” And when you do squirt, you shriek and wrap your thighs around his head and he finally puts that tongue on you, beard scratching your thighs as he took in your powerful release.

D=Dirty Secret(Self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like hank secretly loves that your younger than him. Definitely not in like a creepy pedo way, but in a way he thinks it’s hot you want to be with such an older man and your body is just so.. idk, pure? Only god knows, he just fucking adores it.

E=Experience(How experienced are they?)

Shit, he’s better than most. After all he was married for a few years before he found you. He’s skilled just about everything you can imagine, everything normal at least. He wasn’t really very experienced in the kinky stuff before you started teaching him. Hell, he had only done doggy style once in his life before he met you. Let’s just say he had a lot to learn even though he knew quite a lot.

F=Favorite Position(Their favorite position to do the hanky spanky in)

Like before, reverse cowgirl is definitely at the top of his list but it’s not the one that has won his heart. He personally loves missionary, as bland as it is, he just loves seeing your face and seeing what he does to you. As stubborn as he is, he loves the fuck out of you and sometimes just wants to make love and please you.

G=Goofy(Are they serious during sex? Do they joke around?)

He’s pretty serious but that doesn’t mean he won’t throw in a few one second jokes in.

“God! Don’t stop!”

“What, did you think I would?”

Or smth like

“Oh, that feels so good!”

“Great, that was my goal.”

Cocky motherfucker

H=Hair(Do the carpets match the drapes, do they shave, etc)

Now tell me why the fuck would he ever worry about that. He thinks shaving is a waste of time and that it makes it look weird when men do. He’s not the hairiest person you’ve ever met but he’s not exactly smooth. He has a pretty nice happy trail that starts at his belly button and he loves when you kiss down it. Carpets do indeed match the drapes.

I=Intimacy(How romantic are they?)

God if you want him romantic while he’s on top of you, you’ll get romantic. He wont throw rose petals on the bed but he will do everything in his power to show you he cares. No, no, like before he’s not going to do the honey moon type romantic, he thinks that shits stupid but when he is loving on you, it’s the definition of intimate. Praise is never endless and his moans intensify.

“Fuckkk… shit that’s it, baby..”

“God! Fucking hell! Shit, shit, shit..”

Godddd, I want to fuck this grandpa

J=Jerk off(Masturbation Headcanons)

Usually Hank doesn’t generally need to do this because he always has you around andddd- just never has the need to? He’s not a horny teenager, he wouldn’t go beat one off in the guys bathroom sorry about that.

K=Kink(One or two of their kinks)

Hank is kind of.. Bland. He isn’t really kinky to be honest, but shit, he can be rough. He grips your hips so tight they turn purple and your inner thighs will be sore after he’s done with you, be prepared.

L=Location(Their favorite place to do the do)

I feel like hank is a car guy. He just radiates that feeling of throwing you into the back seat and fucking you till you can’t speak no more. He loves his car, and he loves you even more so when those are combined he goes bananas. I think it’ll all start when you both are at an investigation. He just can’t stand the way you keep bending over in those tight pants to just look at a piece of evidence. He’ll end up dragging you aside and telling you “Backseat, now.” Who’s one to deny the poor man?

M=Motivation(What gets them going/ turns them on?)

Oh my goodness. It gets him so worked up when you’re all shy. Covering your face, with your hands, closing your thighs when his hands glide up inside them, putting a hand over your mouth to seal your moans, all of that makes him so obsessed.

N=No(What turns them off?)

He definitely doesn’t like being submissive, fucking you while your drunk/asleep or in any way you couldn’t consent, anal/pegging, or anything like bdsm and all the weird fetishes.

O=Oral(They’re preferences and skill on giving and receiving oral)

I feel like he definitely prefers receiving but nothing is better than stuffing his head between your thighs and going to town. When he is eating you out, his beard just adds to the friction and that big ol’ honker presses against your clit as he fucks you with his tongue. But, when It comes to him receiving, just be ready for your throat to feel like hell. He doesn’t hold back one bit, his hands pull at your hair, fucking your mouth till tears roll down your face and when he does cum, it’s all or nothing, he fills up your mouth it’s practically seeping out around your lips.

“Shit, Baby, I’m sorry..I didn’t mean to be that rough” he apologized almost immediately when he saw you rub your throat.

P=Pace(Are they fast, rough, gentle, slow?)

I’d say he’s a fast-gentle kind of guy. He isn’t really ever slow unless you two are making love but slow doesn’t exist with a needy Hank. He’ll be tugging off your jeans sloppily, as he spread wet kisses on your collar bones as you leaned against your desk in the middle of the empty DPD Station.

Q=Quickie(Their opinions on quickies, do they like them,do they happen often)

I wouldn’t say they happen often but they do definitely happen. When they do, it’s quick, messy and so. good. They’re always the fucking best when it’s with hank, he has something with quickies that makes it feel like you entered heaven.

R=Risk(Are they game to take risks?)

Yeah, if it’s not too much. He doesn’t do anything that will cause you pain or make you uncomfortable. He makes sure he has tons and tons of consent before he tries something out.

S=Stamina(How long do they last? How many rounds?)

He lasts surprisingly long enough for a man of his age. Maybe around 5-6 minutes, sometimes 4 depending on how eager he was before. Sorry to say but Hank can only do one round, unless it was a quickie, he doesn’t have the energy to get up and do that again, he’d rather cuddle.

T=Toys(Do they own sex toys? Do they use them on themselves or a partner?)

Um, no.

U=Unfair(Do they enjoy teasing or being teased/ edged etc)

Not as much as you think he would. He enjoys to know you’re feeling good, he gets guilty as shit when he sees you whine and sob at your unfinished orgasm. Hank does NOT like being edged don’t do it.

V=Volume(Are they loud? Do they moan often or conceal them?)

He’s straight forward, he doesn’t get embarrassed or anything by showing you that he feels good. He lets out the sexiest grunts and groans, his head tipping back just about every time.

W=Wildcard (A random Head canon for the character)

Hank doesn’t believe you have to dress all up for him. Like lingerie, doing your hair or makeup, shaving, he just likes you the way you are and wants to love you how you are.

X=X-Ray(What’s goin on under those pants?)

I wouldn’t say he’s huge but he definitely is big. He’s very girthy and has two large veins that go up each side of his length. He’s very sensitive on the bottom underside of his cock, his eyes rolling back as soon as you touch him there

Y=Yearning(Do they crave you often? Do they have a high sex drive?)

No, he’s not 20 anymore but at least once in a week he’ll have to be inside of you. A quick few nips to your neck and you’ll know.

Z=Zzz(How quickly do they fall asleep after?)

Phew, out like a light. I haven’t seen a man sleep quicker. Once he pulls out and takes care of you, he curls up and places his head on your chest and OUT.

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Jeez that took longer for me to write buttttttt I hope u liked it🙏🏻

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what are your top 3 fav seasons in the entire drag race franchise? :)

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well canada 3 out of raw disgusting bias. i find it very comforting in that it’s something that is now kinda shared between me and my friends. like, it’s very much helped me connect w people :) also the cast is s tier. so many different styles of drag from all over canada (and beyond !) miss fucking fiercalicious ? kimmy couture ? lady boom boom ? gisèle lullaby ? bombae ? chelazon ? irma ? do i even have to mention the obvious

i have a very very very big soft spot for uk2. it’s what got me absolutely hooked on drag race and , as everyone can agree, iconic. joe black’s gothy charisma, cherry valentine’s gorgeous runways 💗, asttina mandella’s incredible confidence, ginny lemon’s utter insanity, veronica green’s radiant kindness and singing talent, tia kofi’s magnetic personality and humour, sister sister’s perfect dryness, a’whora’s dumb crude confessionals, ellie diamond’s amazing looks, bimini’s talent, everything about tayce, how fucking funny lawrence chaney is. likeausggh g m y god

ok number 3 is the original season 1. of US. if you want a time portal back to 2009 when the world was covered in vaseline , and the only social media backlash the queens had to worry about was on myspace, do yourself a favour and watch season 1. shannel in the words of vivian vanderpuss “having a level of delusion that defies medical science”. akashia “every competition needs a bitch and that bitch is me”. rebecca glasscock going “i can’t let frienfship get in the way” like she’s a fucking disney villain. the insane talents of bebe, ongina, nina and jade. tammie brown

honourable mentions: season 14 (bosco, jasmine getting in fights w everyone and still being a total darling). all stars 6 (just solid overall). down under 2 (spankie nicest person to ever live. yuri guaii. beverly kills. kween kong. minnie cooper).