#the biscuit answers

[cantspelldragoonwithoutgoon]

I okay. I've seen a good few references to it now I gotta ask: what horrible mistakes is Eclaire making in the AU? (And whomst is she making them with? :3c)

(Only if you want to share of course ^^)

(oops i have been perceived)

(added a read more since i ended up rambling again)

It's him.

He's the mistake.

Horrible choice on both sides, tbh. I think i vaguely mentioned Eclaire's bad habit of latching onto other people's misery before and well, there's hardly anyone more miserable.

At first, during ARR patch time their interactions are somewhat like the one we get to play through in msq, which is some twisted way of... actually having fun. (even though fun might contain a few explosions and has the vibe of poking a wasp nest with a stick) and then there's the void incident (lvl 50 blackmage quest gone wrong). on the surface, i think Elidibus' motivation to pull her back from the void is something along the lines of "oh no, my plaything" but then again from that time onwards they sort of turn into each other's safe space. (e.g. for the longest time no one else knows about the extent of her permanent aether corruption) of course they never figure out where that sense of familiarity and trust stems from (*) and try to justify their clinging spending time together with "you know what, while we're at it i might just as well try to manipulate them" (that doesn't work out for either of them). he's very much encouraging her progress into black magic, that might be useful later, and at some point she just goes along with it since she may have become a bit power hungry over the course of events.

(*) it's Psyche :3 even though i don't exactly know what their relationship even was back in unsundered times other than some flavour of close with a (probably botched) soul bond

(also while we're at it, have a screenie of these dorks sizing each other up like cats separated by a garden gate)

[brittle-doughie]

ngl you, queensharotto and the peeps in the reply section got me inspired to make my Y/N cookie an actual character

and now behold, what happens when you draw sleepdeprived

ax0lotly's benign butter cookie is so pretty btw

I’m all with Pure Vanilla, my heart wouldn’t take it either with Y/N/Sweet Biscuit Cookie having the hat.

No wonder White Lily likes to look at them, no wonder Pure Vanilla’s heart can’t handle it, no wonder Dark Cacao will protect them with all he’s got, no wonder Golden Cheese will fly them around her kingdom, and no wonder Hollyberry wants to hug them all the time and drink alongside them!

Being a Rear Support cookie means they’ll need all the protecting they can get as they buff and heal the team, especially if their dough is soft and fragile!

And alongside Y/N Cookie/Benign Butter Cookie? That is crazy. Their level of energy would make ANY cookie gravitate around them!

[canisalbus]

Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.

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[knightscanfeeltoo]

Who could May and Bridget be Wink at...

(who knows...)

[lieutenantbiscute]

What would it look like if Raph (au) was bleeding but had a love struck expression as he either flirts on the battle field or watching his wife tear shxt up? And someone (maybe a brother or two) are giving him a side eye because it’s not the time RAPH YOU ARE BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW!

Just wondering :3

Man’s is absolutely GONE when it comes to Mona fighting! Did he did he get bodied by an enemie 3 seconds later? Yes yes he did. Was it worth it to see Mona in action? Why yes, yes it was!

[tao-lay]

"Where you go, I go, buddy."

[mothwingwritings]

can you do Oliva hc and smut pls, i read your valentine post about him and i'm just a smiling mess because of it

Waaaaaaaaaah TYSM darling!!! I love Biscuit!!! ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ ) Top tier man and one of my favorite Baki boys!!! I have a few fics in mind for him, but here’s just some cute little stuff in the meantime!

WARNINGS: Mentions of sexy stuff under the cut, so 18+ only, but the rest is pretty tame.

Biscuit was SUPER nervous to meet your family/friends for the first time. He holds you in such high regard that he was terrified of the impression he would make on your loved ones. He’s a nice, charming, wealthy gentleman-but none of that changes that fact that he’s a convict, and he was deeply concerned that those close to you would not accept him as your partner for that reason alone. He plans to be by your side till your dying day, so he wants the people most important to you to understand how strong his love is and realize he is not a threat, but a protective force.

I know this is not everyone’s cup of tea, but I really love the idea of a poly relationship with you, Biscuit, and Maria. If Maria is still in the picture, I imagine Biscuit has a very hard time staying away when it’s just the two of you hanging out. Though he’s happy neither of you are alone, he wants to be a part of what you are doing SO BAD it nearly drives him mad. The two of you could literally just be hanging out watching TV and he’ll be hitting up your phones nonstop asking what you guys are up to, talking about how much he wishes he were with you, sending pouty face selfies waxing poetic about how much he misses his beautiful loves. You and Maria definitely gang up to tease him, replying with suggestive texts or hinting at saucy interactions (even if literally nothing is going on) to rile him up. It’s all in good fun, but you do make sure to give him plenty of love and attention as soon as he comes back to you.

Even with how big he is, he loves being the little spoon.  It doesn’t matter how much smaller than him you may be, he melts when you hold him in your arms. He’s not a religious man, but he can believe there is a heaven when he’s drowning in your embrace, because he’s found it in your hold. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡

Biscuit is not one to argue with you, and usually concedes to spats or disagreements with you pretty quickly. In the rare instances where he does need to put his foot down, he feels so guilty about it afterwards that he lavishes you with so much affection and so many treats that he ends up negating any stern punishment he had previously tried to impose upon you.

He gets really grumpy when other men flirt with you. He knows you are beautiful, charming, funny, and smart, so it’s only natural you will catch other people’s eye… but that doesn’t mean he has to like it or accept it. You are HIS and everyone needs to know and respect that. If he is around and sees someone eying you or chatting you up, he will get extremely handsy and overbearing to make said person back off. If they do not, there will be a problem. :)

On the flip side, if someone is rude or mean to you in any way he will outright beat their ass. They honestly may die.  No one talks shit about his baby, and he’ll pummel their sorry ass until they realize just how bad they fucked up… And then beat them a little more, just for good measure. ₍꒢  ̣̮꒢₎

He loves going for long drives with you, especially when it’s on his motorcycle. There is nothing quite like tearing down the highway, wind whipping full speed, just you, him, and the open road ahead. He loves the feel of you r chest pressed flush against his broad back, loves it even more when he speeds up and you grip on even tighter. Sometimes he’ll even pull a surprise trick to get you to squeeze him even harder, but he’ll feel bad if he scares you too much. He always wants you to have just as much fun as he is.

He is definitely the kind of guy that always wants to be matching you, if not outright in the same outfit, then in corresponding fits. He will go out of his way to find out what you plan on wearing for the day, just so his outfit can complement yours. Even if you personally find that kind of thing embarrassing, he will make the saddest puppy eyes imaginable at you until you give in and dress up with him. He always takes pictures of your matching sets-they flood any social media he may have.

NSFW Headcanons under the cut!

He is EXTEMELY vocal in bed-You make him feel so fucking good that he just can’t help himself. Whether its moans, dirty talk, praise, screams of pleasure, he’s not shy about letting you know just how excited he is to be making love to you. He’s so loud other inmates can most definitely hear it, but no one has the balls to say anything to him about it (except for maybe one Jun Guevara who will give you massive shit about it should he ever happen upon you alone in the prison, laughing while doing so over what a pretty shade of red you are turning).

He has a huge praise kink, both giving and receiving. If you were to purr in his ear that he is a good boy he would probably cum right then and there, no further foreplay required. He loves showering you in compliments during the entirety of the love making, and he’ll dreamily relay to you how gorgeous you look stuffed with his cock, how pretty you sound whimpering in pleasure, how stunning you are in the afterglow. He’s so overcome with his attraction to you he could speak on it endlessly and still only scratch the surface of how you make him feel.

Whenever he has to travel, he’ll take mementos of you with him on his trip. Most of them are wholesome, but he always makes sure to bring one that no one else can know of. More often than not it’s a pair of used undergarments he pocketed, plucked off your body himself the last time you made love. He can’t have your body there with him in person, but he can at least have this small token with him to help him along when he’s feeling in the mood. He’d often call you to initiate a conversation, working himself up as the discussion grew increasingly raunchy, stroking himself against the soft silk of your panties until he spilled himself all over the delicate fabric. It wasn’t nearly as good as making love to you in person, but it would work in a pinch.

Biscuit loves to take his time with you in the bedroom, refusing to rush even if you are pressed for time. It’s maddening how slow he is, the languid ghosting of his hands over your body mixed with the leisurely kisses he plants over every inch of you is enough to drive you to the point of insanity. You beg for him to stop teasing you, pleading for him to pick up the pace and let you cum, but that only makes him go slower. It’s the only time he’s ever ‘mean’ to you, but he wants to drag your pleasure out as long as possible. He gets so lost in you that he wants the moment to drag on forever, and he’ll do all he can to elongate the process to try and make that a reality.

To Biscuit, you are royalty, and he will never treat you as anything but. Your pleasure always comes first to him, and he gets majorly embarrassed when he comes before you do. Poor guy, it’s just as torturous (if not more so) to be in his shoes when you two are fucking, and it takes all his strength to not be overtaken by the ardor he feels for you. Looking down on you as you are writhing in pleasure, your face contorted in lust, wantonly begging for his love… He deserves an award for how long he is able to hold back before he completely loses control.

[wiabelle-art]

Please keep drawing the beans-verse, it's so delightful. All your HxH art is giving me so much life, bless you!!

Thank you so much!!

For everyone's knowledge, the influx of Bean art and HxH sketches is caused by a @greedislandchallenge server event! I've been having fun completing challenges as a Carpenter Ant and spinning everything as part of the Beans-verse.

So... Here's part 2.5 of the Beans-verse!! <3

The continuation of the story coming soon! Will Beans save the association from bankruptcy? Who knows :) (I do.)

[baguettes-and-biscuits]

– Hell's Greatest Dad, Hazbin Hotel

hey there, traveler!

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪꜱʜ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ?

i'm nyota/ny | aroace | nonbinary | ✨minor✨ | july 18 | isfp if you care lol | she/her but i don't mind if you use they/them | i love the autumn | cabin 7 ☀️ | psa my messages are so laggy it's sad so if what i say doesn't make sense in regards to a message you sent, that's probably why :|

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪꜱʜ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ?

「fandoms | ships | masterlist | moots p.1 | moots p.2 | mr sprained ankle once said...」

ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ

currently reading: (for school) nothing yet | (on my own time) the ballad of songbirds and snakes (reread)

currently watching: murder drones, the owl house, hazbin hotel

tags: #rising star speaks, #rising star writes, #rising star answers, #hug duck sanctuary, #hug duck sanctuary french branch, #baguette chronicles, #have a thought biscuit, #ny's fun time at school

irl friendos: @iam1withthepeggy (lula <3), @queenpiranhadon, @cinematics06, @your-local-multi-geek, and @expvalorant (i am restraining myself from making a costco joke if you know what i mean)

ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ʙᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ?

wattpad: @9098meoww art sideblog: @baguette-arts shitposting and tadc/murder drones (as of now): @baguette-of-the-stars demon rp sideblog: @francis-your-canadian-demon pinterest: baguettesandbiscuits chaos sideblog: @justsomeppl cat sideblog: @the-one-and-only-sek

love from copper 9,

– nyota <3

[cantspelldragoonwithoutgoon]

-rolls in- Pumpkin here! Hope you are having a great day!! 🥦 - Does your OC eat healthily or live off junk food? the oc asks(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Thanks! I have now that I'm off work hue :3

In her defense... Eclaire does most of her cooking herself, she even cooks for the Scions frequently. (Rising Stones occupants are just flatmates imo) Does she make healthy food though? Sometimes? I guess?

There is one single thing about her Ishgardian origin she doesn't try to abandon entirely and it's food. This can come in handy, she can make a complete dish from scraps and leftovers but as is somewhat canon (and a bit of me headcanoning foodstuffs from mountainous places i know) traditional Ishagardian cuisine (at least when you're not broke, freezing and trying to feed a large family) is abundant in meat, dairy, fatty things and birch syrup. She also has a weakness for sweet baked goods. A risky combination, when her very own selfmade Brioche de Rois is giving you worrying cholesterol levels just from looking at it.

[sergle]

Do you think "biscuits" could be the british cookies? would kneading that make sense?

still no dice!! british biscuits are more shortbread-cookie adjacent, which are similar to american biscuits in the sense that you don't want them to be chewy (so you don't want to knead it), and you don't want the butter to melt before you bake them (so you don't want to over-handle it)

[canisalbus]

I just did this, but I’m gonna do this every thanksgiving.

Split a biscuit in half, spread gravy on it. Turkey on each biscuit half, and put cranberry sauce on the turkey. Next, cut an apple in half horizontally, and cut slices horizontally, and put on the turkey as well. Put the two biscuits together like a sandwich.

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[binah-beloved]

Binah massaging your temples and the base of your head, resting a hand over your eyes to block out searing light. if needed, she allows you to bury your face in her thick cloak so she can cover your ears instead. the absence of noise and colors helps the pain in your head a little, Binah acting as the perfect mattress and pillow as she gently prods at your aching skull. the only sound is her slow breathing and the wonderful, steady beat of her heart chasing the pain away.

you fall asleep in her arms, finally, and Binah's lips twitch into a subtle smile.

[journey-to-the-attic]

That's cute ???

The brothers deciding to move closer to IK and for whatever reason IK and her father moved to an apartment so the 7 brothers all rent there own apartments around IK (Possibly they all take an entire floor).

for the jtta equivalent of om s3 (where the brothers come to the human world) they just all move into one apartment building. NO big mansion for you brothers, you get a shitty landlord like the REST of us

(actually for real i think the brothers' feud with a strict landlord that has NO patience for them has so much comedic potential. just trying to fuck with him with the subtlest magic traps possible so they don't get in trouble. lucifer actually joins in because he hates the landlord as much as the rest of them)

the brothers are constantly causing trouble and all the other residents of the apartment building hate them <3

[spacenintendogs]

favorite headcanon ever?

i've been sitting on this ask for the past couple of days & after thinking abt it....

i need snotlout to have a little sister so BADLY....

[soaps-mohawk]

hi! first off, i absolutely love your story and i’ve been reading since the first chapter! it’s my fav fic and i love your writing and the way you portray the characters! the simon slow burn was deffo worth it!

i was also just wondering one thing, and i’m super sorry if you’ve already asked this, but i haven’t seen it anywhere on your blog. can alphas knot outside of their ruts? and are omegas able to receive knots outside of their heat?

thank you and i love you

Awww thank you love!!! I'm glad you've stuck around through all the craziness (and slow burn) and I'm glad you thought it was worth it. I tried my best 🤭

I think I've answered that indirectly? Maybe? But no, alphas can't knot outside their ruts (which are triggered by omegas in heat). I would say omegas probably could take a knot outside their heat, though in some cases it would probably be uncomfortable or even painful. (*cough cough* Simon and his monster cock)