#the biggest fucking grins

[liloslittlethings]

lilo are the new Ant & Dec

(otra sheffield 10/30/15)

[dragqueenstarscream]

confession: i looooove knock out x optimus as a crackship. imagine how fucking funny it would be if knock out managed to bag optimus fucking prime of all people and rubbed it in everyone's faces. he'd be even more insufferable than he already is, and quite frankly, i think he deserves it

(and hey, he's canonically into big guys like breakdown, and optimus is "real heavy duty" as he said. optimus is up ko's alley lmfao)

[liloswhitelies]

i've decided there has never been a softer photo in the history of the world

[madaqueue]

you call dazai a filthy mutt while fucking and he starts rutting into you harder

[cerealbishh]

"We get to, this season, explore their chemistry and their real love and their intimacy. So we get to have a glimpse into that world that just feels so pure and beautiful and romantic! And then, sort of navigating those other circumstances once they're out in the world, dealing with real... challenges." - Isa in an interview with The Knockturnal(x)

[thesarcasticism]

finally get to see shinjiro again after two whole ass stage plays without him

[skitskatdacat63]

What if I cried.

[dirtyoldmanhole]

not gonna lie i loooooove all the different flavors of guilt that gunter would have if he gets romantically/sexually involved with corrin.

off the top of my head you've got a choice of:

* guilt over the obvious age difference and yeah, i'm gonna say it: him raising corrin as a father figure (corrin's line lol). it's not *not* a skeevy look. even if they start their relationship years after the game events (doubtful, with his age). personally love how their S-support indirectly acknowledges this with him dancing around a way of getting her to reject him without either one of them acknowledging that he has feelings for her in the first place. mind games right from the start!!! (fuckin. hilariously backfired on the old man when he realizes corrin's even more thirsty for him.)

* sort of related with the above re: the mentor/mentee power differential guilt at bare minimum. this one kind of lessens as corrin grows into the authority of a royal, but it's pretty obvious she still has a authorital respect towards him in every route. i know for sure he'd have occasional pangs of guilt as to if he's taking advantage of her trust there.

* garon's "father""" connection with corrin. >:)c and just. holy fuck the potent hatred gunter has against garon and it bleeding out on corrin in the bedroom. him wanting to possessively mark corrin-as-garon's-heir as his (-and then him having the understandable horror/guilt over that.)

* (conquest-specific) guilt over not telling corrin about his late wife and all the skeletons that would dredge up. i honestly headcanon that in cq he never mentions his history to corrin just to let sleeping dogs lie and avoid painful questions, but it forever remains a kind of albatross around his neck. that's not even counting widower's guilt on some level - he's human, it happens.

* (revelation-specific) guilt over whether anankos manipulated any affections/lust for corrin just to get closer to her... >:3c (what if hell, he's right?)

* revelation also has loads more with guilt over his possessed actions. and then guilt if they're fucking while he's possessed and he can't tell corrin anything. and and and-

* more generic guilt that a commoner (and punished for being a commoner) knight lusting over his liege/princess, especially if you introduce pregnancy/children/heirs as a factor.

* we're straying into blatantly headcanon territory briefly here but [mumbles something about my sadist/top/kinky thoughts >_>]

* more benign guilt over him being obviously older and dying earlier/being dependent on corrin when he becomes invalid. lots of conflicted feelings about wanting her but realizing it's a selfish want when he's going to break her heart by dying at minimum 20+ years earlier even if you introduce some magical shit.

like dear lord

the guilt with the already potent chemistry i see those two having would be one hell of a cocktail of unresolved sexual tension, and i don't think it goes away even if they do consummate it .....

[teddybeartoji]

don't think abt satoru calling u his boyfriend don't think abt satoru calling u his boyfriend don't think abt satoru calling you his boyfriend don't think abt satoru calling u his boyfriend don't think abt satoru calling u his boyfriend don't thi—

[dinosaur-mayonnaise]

aro fukazawa is canon in my heart

[13urningstars]

Your favorite knight outside your window.

Recommend romantic candidates for my muses and see their reaction!

There's no questioning her grin as she opens up the windows on the lower floor of her her apartment to see her favorite visitor, crossing her arms and leaning against the ledge. She's definitely gotten used to silverblade hanging out underneath her balcony, to the point she doesn't really question it.

❝ I don't think that's how your supposed to play this game. ❞

She doesn't sound mad at all. quite the opposite actually.

[im-tempted]

I feel ill

He's so afraid he's never not been afraid he's been alive for hundreds of years and he's lived every day of that scared he doesn't want to die crow he never wanted to he doesn't know how to handle the idea of it

He got everything he wanted he started the end of the world he lived to see it and for all the power he held the blood on his hands the things he's done

He is nothing but more blood in this machine nothing but a dying man to squeeze more fear out of before the end

[spaceratprodigy]

sighs longingly. I miss my wife, tails (lady d in resident evil 8 vr).

[weirdandwonderfulace]

my favourite pastime as a sex-repulsed asexual gal is going into ann summers whenever im shopping with my friend...

the irony of it all makes me giggle. and i know for a fact i look stupid stood in this shop laughing my ass off. but i do not care. my friend is exasperated.

[stardustedknuckles]

Walking to dnd when a sudden storm broke and y'all, I'm having the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had.

[grimalkinmessor]

I'm sorry but Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla is SO fucking Terraito coded it's painful like hELP—