#the bibble belt

[crowscadence]

[brutermonger]

Currently in the middle of a drought, leaves still have not fallen, grass is going dormant..

STILL must run lawn machines like they need to Breathe... gFHfHggyHF 42+b*#!!!!!!

[catwouthats]

Bible belt?

Naw, Barbie belt.

[doctorfreak]

every time we come out to visit family in the south my mom and i get our plane tickets together and i am always forcing her to make the trip 1-2 days shorter than she wants to. and i feel slightly guilty about it from that moment until about a day or two into the trip when everyone's illusion of "this time will be different! we'll actually do something this time!" falls away with the undeniable remembering that There Is Fuck All To Do Here.

[rainbowgothdisaster]

i like my fictional men like i like myself my friends and my family

deeply traumatized and willing to commit crimes

[fatedsith]

“Regardless of how we feel about each other.”

Her words haunt him even as he returns to his bedroom, the one across from Padmé’s on the topmost floor of the Varykino Villa. It was chosen so he could watch over her more easily; sense any disturbances. Not that there would be, at this estate– Anakin is confident in her safety, as long as they stay here at the Lake Country. After all, Governor Sio Bibble had agreed with Padmé that the Lake Country was the most remote part in all of Naboo. Despite what Padmé seemed to think, Anakin did value her input, knowing confidently that she’s the smartest woman he’s ever met. She joined the Apprentice Legislators when she was only eight and attended Theed Royal Academy, being trained to be a public servant.

He’s always thought it was a good thing that Padmé chose to serve; she was kind-hearted without sacrificing her intelligence. She was wise, strict and soft all at once. Anakin didn’t like politicians or their often indolent and selfish whims. If it weren’t for the Senate’s refusal to act swiftly, Naboo’s blockade wouldn’t have ruined so many lives. The unlawful Trade Federation had claimed taxation disagreements upon Naboo, using their membership in the Galactic Senate to further delay action. If it weren’t for Anakin’s own actions destroying the Trade Federation’s control ship, Naboo’s forces might not have overcome the blockade.

As much as he loved being of use to Padmé, he hated watching the Republic cause her such hardship, forcing her to go to even more extraneous lengths than she already would have. She was a good queen and now senator; wise and caring. Someone Anakin would trust with the universe itself, if the responsibility of it were placed on her shoulders. It was a shame all politicians couldn’t be more like her, and it was one of the many things about her that inspired him enough to keep her in his thoughts and dreams.

One of many things. There was also her beauty, and the connection they shared… the fact he can’t shake her from his visions. He would dream of her and in them they would talk and play, just like they had in the meadow. He felt as if he knew her more than he did; as if everything about her was also a part of him in some way. Lingering, even when she left him for ten years.

It’s why it leaves him in agony when she rejects him, telling him to come back to the real world as if his love was nothing but child’s play. He knows it’s not and it never was, even when they were children. He felt it— felt that they were meant for each other. Even the Force seemed intent on telling him so.

He returns to his bedroom with frustration and an aching sadness, discouraged. Why couldn’t she see they were meant to be? She wouldn’t even accept him when he tried to offer to keep it a secret. Didn’t she want him? She spoke delicately as if she did, dancing around the words. “Regardless of how we feel about each other,” she’d said, as if she felt it too.

That magnetic pull between them, like they needed each other. Or maybe only Anakin needed Padmé… Maybe he was a fool for coming here, thinking the senator still cared for him. Maybe Obi-Wan was right, as much as he hated even thinking the thought. But it had felt real to him, at the time– the way they kissed. She kissed him back; he’d felt it. The press of her soft mouth to his and the look in her eyes at the way his fingers trailed against her naked back.

He needs more– felt more. He swears he did, especially in the way she wiggled beside him, as if she was trying to put a lid on something she felt. Force it down, choke it out.

Or that’s what he tells himself as he starts to take off his robes, first the belt and then the leather overcoat. Pulling off the brown tunic with long sleeves, he rests the clothing on the end of the bed, leaving him shirtless.

The room Padmé gave him is adorned with the same golden curtains as in the sitting room, along with matching red velvet seats near the window. Everything is ornate; golden and beautiful, just like her and the rest of her world. Everything reminds him of her; the curtains, the intricate baroque furniture and expensive rugs. She’s like a princess, even though she isn’t a queen anymore. Maybe he thinks of her as one because she rules over his very heart and soul.

So he’s pulling his pants apart, sliding the loose dark fabric down. Jedi robes were so airy, which was good most of the time but not so much when he was trying to hide his arousal. How could he not be? Sitting beside her in a dimly lit room when she looked so beautiful, admitting she might feel something for him, just like in his dreams.

He had removed his shoes already because it was improper to wear them inside of the villa, especially up in this section of the castle. So he sits down on the bed, leaning against the headboard as his hand slips beneath the fabric of his underwear, his pants still half on his legs.

There’s a low fire crackling in the fireplace that they’d lit earlier; the one in the corner of his room. It illuminates his golden skin, making it easier to see his erection as he pulls it out. A soft frustrated sigh leaves him as his fingers close around his throbbing length, stroking gently and finding himself surprised at the force of pleasure that rolls through his body in response. It feels too good, thinking about her soft pink lips and the way they felt when they kissed on the veranda. It turns him on even more than her beauty does, knowing that she wanted him too, even if it was fleeting. Even if it didn’t mean to her what it meant to him.

How could she? “I will not give in to this,” she said, as if she wanted to give in. It’s all he can think about, almost obsessively, as he strokes himself a little harder. It feels like a betrayal of some kind, the way she rejected him after leaving him with the most incredible feeling he had ever experienced in his lifetime. All he can think about is the way her sweet mouth tasted, slotted against his. Frustration laces into the way Anakin touches himself, jerking off a little faster as his face contorts from the pleasure of it. He thinks about what would have happened if she did give in; if she would have had him on the couch. It’s enough to make him leak, getting his fingers wet as he touches himself, panting softly.

What he doesn’t expect is for the door to push open, hearing his name in her sweet voice. His head snaps up, looking for her in the dim light, hand still around himself. / @fatalqueen

[mediummushroom]

WOOO shop update is ready for you at 6pm EST!

🌻 this is the biggest shop update in some time, with a fair amount of handmade and produced goods

☕ some things i posted about did sell at milk mart and moon mercado but there's still a lot to choose from

💘 some popular requests will be restocked including the thank you shopping bag, kewpie mayo bag, bibble sticker, rainbow fish sticker, and the under sea party sticker.

🌈 i'm MOST excited about the baseball hats and belt bags as they have really got me excited about medium mushroom's direction. i would love to keep doing really high quality accessory work like these, i hope you like them!!

☘️ last but not least... there will be some secret unannounced things in the update so be sure to browse the "new" tab thoroughly. i'll be announcing these things in the next few days while i'm fulfilling orders.

if you have any questions, please let me know! thank you for supporting my art!

[poneshyay]

In a fight to the death, where Goliath has Scoliosis (from being so big) and Samson has Dehlila (who is trying to steal his weakness), who would win?

To motivate each man to fight, there's the prize of, idk, they get a WWE belt or something. I think they had those in the bibble.

Please reblog for larger sample

[discountdemonwarehouse]

Kinktober 2024 - Prompt 11 - Role Play

Prompt - Role Play

Summary - Terzo reprises his role as Rev. Terry Bibble from Missionary Man, and Vinnie takes the opportunity to corrupt him

AO3 Link

        Terzo’s walking jostled Vinnie in the carrier, and she coiled a little tighter in her snake form to keep from moving around. They should be back at the bus by now, it couldn’t be that far from the church. Somehow one of their ads for famous evangelist Terry Bibble hadn’t been removed, and someone had booked a sermon. Terzo had shrugged, saying they might as well honour it, and they would need less theatrics than the last time. Vinnie had spent the sermon in her carrier except for when Terzo needed to handle her for shock value. “Almost there, amore,” he muttered quietly. They had almost left without any issues, until one of the ladies tried to convince him to stay for food. He’d insisted that while he’d love to, his schedule was just too tight. Someone distracted him long enough for another member of the church to throw together a sack lunch for him to take on the road. Finally, the hiss of the bus door opening was heard, and Terzo was going up the stairs.

        Vinnie waited for him to unzip the carrier, and then slipped out of it. The sack lunch was tossed haphazardly on the bed in the bus’s suite, and Terzo was freeing himself from the vest and tie he’d been wearing. An apple had rolled out of the bag, and Vinnie mauvered it as far as she could in snake form. Terzo let out a sigh, turning to look back at the bed when he heard rustling. “What are you doing, uccell–” He smirked suddenly as realization hit him. “My, my, a serpent with an apple. Is this the Garden of Eden?” Vinnie shifted back to human form, quickly grabbing the apple and lounging naked across the bed. Carelessly holding the apple in one hand, she offered it to him. “Do you seek to tempt me away from God, serpent?” Terzo played along, staying in the role. “How do you know it will do that?” she asked, raising a brow. “It’s from the forbidden tree, the one that God said not to eat from.” “Is it?” she asked slyly, shifting her position a little, arm still out-stretched. Terzo’s eyes drifted over her, then came back to the apple. “God said that tree would kill us.”

        Vinnie smirked. “You won’t die.” “No?” He stepped closer. “No,” she murmured, rolling onto her back, tipping her head back to see him. “You will, however, learn things you had never imagined possible.” “What kind of things, serpent?” He was beside the bed now, staring down at her. “The most lascivious of things,” she murmured, arching her back a little. “Did the devil send you?” “No,” she smirked. “Are you the devil?” She laughed softly. “Maybe.” “I should cast thee out.” “Now where’s the fun in that?” she purred, reaching over to trail her finger tips up his thigh. “Enough, demon!” He lightly batted her hand away.

        “You’re interested,” she murmured, smiling seductively. “You will not succeed in tempting me.” “Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure…” Vinnie sat up to kneel in front of him, her hands going to his shirt and pulling it out of his pants. “What are you doing, demon?!” “Demonstrating the knowledge one may gain.” “You won’t win, demon.” She pushed his shirt up, licking a stripe up his torso as she did. She felt the shiver run through him. “Your serpent’s tongue will not sway me,” he said, attempting to sound firm in his conviction as Terry Bibble. “We will see,” she smirked, dropping the shirt down again to unbutton it.

        Finishing with the buttons, she smoothed her hands across his chest, across his nipples and down his torso to his belt. “I don’t think you’re as immune as you’d like to be. You should just try a bite.” “I mustn’t.” He grunted a little as she ran her hand over his cock, teasing it through his clothing before deftly undoing his belt. She leaned back to pick up the apple, turning back to face him. “Just a bite,” she murmured, leaning up to him, putting the apple near his lips. “I shan’t.” Vinnie lifted a little more to bring her own lips to the apple, whispering, “Join me,” as she looked him in the eye. The crunch of the apple filled the space as its flavour burst on her tongue. “I refuse to indulge in shameful sins!” “You already live with sins, be they yours or not. You wear clothing to hide your nakedness, you feel shame that your body responds to mine… Yet you keep looking.” She delicately traced a finger of her free hand along the length of his shaft.

        He scoffed, but his eyes twinkled. “I am no sinner.” “What if the sin is not eating the apple? What if it’s a test?” He gave her a look. “It’s forbidden.” She smirked. “Does Reverend Terry Bibble wish to taste the forbidden fruit?” She took another bite, chewing slowly. “I shouldn’t.” Vinnie raised a brow, taking another bite. A small trickle of juice rolled down from the corner of her mouth. Terzo’s eyes were locked on it, watching as it moved. Vinnie left it, waiting to see what he’d do. “I shouldn’t sin.” Before Vinnie could even think of a response, Terzo was holding her chin and leaning in, licking the juice off her mouth. “I shouldn’t sin… But set me free.”

        He kissed her, tasting the apple on her lips and tongue, before pulling back. Vinnie lifted the apple again, offering it to him. Terzo held eye contact with her as he bit the apple. Chewing slowly, he smirked at her after he swallowed. “Now, foul serpent, we have only a short amount of time before this bus reaches its destination.” “Oh really?” “Really. You promised to show me lascivious things, corrupting serpent, and help me learn…” He kissed her again, urging her back on the bed. Vinnie let the apple fall, her arms winding around Terzo. The clean up crew was going to hate the messy bed.

[automatismoateo]

Heres a funny story of the craziness I experience on a daily basis in the bibble belt. via /r/atheism

Here’s a funny story of the craziness I experience on a daily basis in the bibble belt.

I went to a new dentist today and while we were chatting during the X-ray process he asked about my relationship with god.To his dismay I told him that I was an atheist. He mentioned that he would like to give me some literature and discuss Jesus. Luckily for me that must have slipped his mind,but when I was ready to leave he asked if he could pray with me right after he told me about how firm his hygienist’s ass was. He must have caught me sneaking a peak lol. I told him that I rather he didn’t ,and luckily that concluded my dental visit. The worst part was seeing pictures of his family planted all over the office. I seriously couldn’t make this shit up!

Submitted June 29, 2023 at 12:15AM by Outrageous-Theme3114 (From Reddit https://ift.tt/nOxgXps)

[brutermonger]

Happy Birthday to Tennessee the 16th damn state of America.. 🎂🇺🇸🥾

I'd tell ya to go to Hell but it looks like we're already here.🔥☺️🔥

Oh and Happy 🏳️‍🌈PRIDE🏳️‍🌈 cause I know how much yall Love H̶A̶T̶E̶ it down here.😊

[siriuslyarrogant]

I’ve actually been planning this (and when we go, I’d my flatmate isn’t already, I’m going to force her to dress up with me)

Top, bottoms and shoes

• Barbie (fake social media) pj t shirt - I’m going to pin it into a crop top with pink safety pins that have beads on them

• light blue denim ‘mom’ jeans

• black doc martens with happy birthday ribbon - one pink stripy sock and one pink sock with sushi

Necklace, nails, piecing

• all n/a

• but I am going to put a pink scarf as a belt

Hair, bag, snack

• wavy with small braids

• n/a (I make my flatmates carry my stuff, passenger Princess vibes)

• BIBBLE BUTTERFLY CUPCAKES - I’m planning to make butterfly cupcakes with purple and blue buttercream

@bihexual-wizard @figuringthengsout

THE BARBIE TAG

tag a blog that u want to participate

reblog, and show us what u would wear to the barbie movie!

TOP, BOTTOMS N SHOES

NECKLACE, NAIlS AND PIERCING (mine is a belly ring!)

HAIR, BAG AND A SNACK

@heart-shaped-tears!

[bisexual-neco-arc]

the specifically christian notion that evolution is just “people were monkeys at one point which goes against what the bibble says” is fucking WILD to me when u consider that it’s just. “animal species change over time.” which is a phenomenon we can witness in the real world in real time

like idk how it is in other countries but you would not believe how commonly believed that is esp down in the bible belt

and when u try to explain what evolution actually is ppls brains just shut the fuck off & they do not compute

[crazyyanderefangirlfan]

Dani Montoya

"Oops, I must have been playing while walking again."

Personal - Basics

[Name] Daniella Montoya

[Nicknames] Dani (By everyone), My Lamb, my love, Mi corzon (all by Simeon), Female Levi, The Otaku, the cutie in pink, The only decent one, The shy one, Big sister (by Luke.)

[Race/Species] Human

[Age] 21

[Birthday] April 17

[Height] 170 cm

[Fingernail Polish Color(s)] Pink

[Appearance] Dani has a heart shaped face with round moss green and brown gradient eyes and wavy black hair in twin braids and dark skin. She has a curvy figure.

[Casual outfit]: Dani wears a pink button shirt with white moon and star designs, the collar and cuffs of her shirt are white, a white skort and pink and white converse. She accessorizes with a pink heart choker and pink heart lollipop earrings.

[Formal/Party outfit]: A soft pink short sleeve long gown, the top is embroidered with roses and a silver belt hangs from her waist. Pink and silver kitten heels are on her feet and she accessorizes with rose quartz earrings and necklace.

[Pajamas]: A pink and red pajama set.

Personal - In-depth

[Gender or no | Pronoun(s)] Female

[Sexual/Romantic Orientation or lack thereof] Straight

[Occupation Before Devildom Life] Chef in a small cafe

[Favorite Color(s)] Rose pink teal, black, moss green and silver.

[Personality]

MBTI: ISFP

Ennagram: 9

Zodiac: Aries

Personal - Other

[Likes] Her family and friends, sewing, knitting, Simeon, baking with Luke, roller blading, dancing, anime and cartoons, manga, video games, writing, her husbandos and waifus, reading, singing in the shower, k and j pop, hotel buffets, bibble, hugs, rhythmic gymnastics , spending time with her sisters, Luke being cute, small dogs, iElly, cute accessories, knives, juggling, making jewelry, capoeira, Kyusho Jitsu, acupressure.

[Dislikes] ] Her loved ones in danger, racists, sizeists, arrogant demons, being reminded she and her sisters are orphans, Solomon's cooking, cheating, abuse, misogynsts, ignorant people, small minded people, rude demons, toxic fandoms, people making fun of her hobbies, Luke being bullied, Gabi going too far, Issy's teasing her too much, Ryan O'Malley, people calling Elly fat, people eating her bibble, people calling her an air-head, having her addiction called out, Ruri-chan.

[Positive Traits] Compassionate, sweet, creative, loyal, faithful, open-minded, honest, patient, caring, witty, playful, empathetic, dependable. imaginative.

[Negative Traits] Easily distracted, shy, quiet, touchy, awkward, jealous, anxious, sensitive, frail, timid, introverted.

Relationships

• Fears | Dislikes | Acquaintances | Friends | Close Friends | Crush | Loves | Indifferent | Tolerates | Respects | Suspicious

[With Demons]

Lucifer - Dislikes at first but now friends. Thinks she's the only decent one and reminds him of Levi.

Mammon - Dislikes at first but now friends. Thinks she's the only decent one and reminds him of Levi.

Leviathan - Dislikes at first but now friends. Gaming buddies but always arguing about anime, especially when it involves Ruri-chan.

Satan - Dislikes at first but now friends. Thinks she's the only decent one and reminds him of Levi.

Asmodeus - Dislikes at first but now friends. Thinks she's the only decent one and reminds him of Levi.

Beelzebub - Dislikes at first but now friends. Thinks she's the only decent one and reminds him of Levi.

Belphegor - Dislikes at first but now friends. Thinks she's the only decent one and reminds him of Levi.

Diavolo - Friends

Barbatos - Friends

[With Angels]

Simeon - Loves

Luke - Close friends

[With Humans]

Solomon - Close friends

Gabi - Sister

Issy - Sister

Elly - Close friends

Fabian - Close friends, older brother figure

Nathan - Close friends

Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Favorite Job(s)] Labrairian assistant

[Favorite Place(s) to Hang at] Purgatory Hall, House of Lamentation, Hell's kitchen, and Cafe Lament

[Favorite Food(s)] Arroz con Pollo

[Favorite Class Subject(s)] Three realms literature

Least Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Least Favorite Job(s)] Being a waitress

[Least Favorite Places to Go] The Fall, to many people.

[Least Favorite Foods] Solomon's cooking.

[Disliked Class Subject(s)] Devildom botany

Personality Chart

[ashthenerd]

Thank you sso much for the tag, I loved this it was so much fun

Favourite TV series: Criminal minds. There is no question, I love it and it's what sent me down the psychology pathway

Favourite Disney movie: The New Mutants. It's incredible, kind of darker side, x men side characters in a fucked up experimentation facility, lovely queer relationship and your one who plays Aria in Game of Thrones plays Raeine and I absolutely ADORE her!!!

Favourite colour: somewhere between mint and sage green

Favourite place to eat: Look mam no hands. It's tradition for me and my mam to go there after every hospital appointment and everyone there is so nice and friendly!!! (and the hash browns are incredible)

Favourite book: How could you ask me to choose a favourite among my children?!?!?!

Favourite singer from each genre: Pop punk = Noah Finnce, trad = the high kings (band) vilinification of Disney characters + feminist bops = Lydia the Bard (she gets her own genre) riot grrl = cheap perfume

Favourite musical: Hamilton (fun fact, my vice principal, formerly my maths teacher walked in on my and one of my friends belting Burn, giving it everything and just stood there silently and said nothing then closed the door, very awkward and embarrassing)

Favourite bottled drink: pink lemonade lucozade. It is AMAZING (also full of electrolytes so 👍

Favourite animal: as a species, FROGGOS (I ended up rambling about frog teeth in my ADHD assessment, you can guess how that went)

Favourite fantasy animal: Bibble

Favourite flower: yellow roses

Favorite bath and body perfume scent: We don't have that over here.

Favourite Yankee candle: I literally work for a small family business that sells organic candles, I don't buy Yankee candles. Why would I when they are so overpriced and I can customise my own

Crochet or knitting: I REALLY want to learn how to crochet

Open tags

Favorite TV series?

Favorite Disney movie?

Favorite color? But it has to be hyper specific.

Favorite place to eat?

Favorite book?

Favorite singer from each genre?

Favorite musical if you have one?

Favorite bottled drink from a gas station?

Favorite animal?

Favorite fantasy animal?

Favorite flower?

Favorite bath and body perfume scent?

Favorite Yankee candle?

Crochet or knitting?

@automaticsoulharmony @galaxys-universe @zzzubie @bluetiger3000 @sagaofa-dying-star @small-giggle @clawedinmyprofessions @dexleonard @jess-quillkiller @0-the-muffin-man-0 @marylily-my-beloved @my-castles-crumbling @julyrivers @notallstarsarebright

And anyone else who sees this

Ps I didn’t tag you @sellingbonesforsapphirestones because I’ve already asked you guys all the questions lol, feel free to answer again however

[sunstar121]

no, you know what? FUCK YOU *turns my cyberpunk red party into dnd characters*

[I.D: four digital drawings of my cyberpunk party- Bibble, Draconia, King, and Rae- as dnd characters. Bibble is a dark-skinned aasimar with brown eyes, glowing clown makeup, a ginger afro, and long ears. They wear a colour-block clown suit, steel-toed clown shoes, and knee pads. A faint glow surrounds him. Draconia is a purple dragonborn with white eyes that have black sclera, blue under-eye markings, long claws, whiskers, and purple frills. She wears a loose poets blouse, knee and forearm armor, a dark purple corset and bra, and gray pants.

King is a pale high elf with wavy blonde hair, a metal right arm, and a happy drama mask covering his face. He wears a spiked breastplate-pauldron combo, gauntlets, shin guards, a pink harness around his thighs, and green pants. A golden lute is strapped to his back. Rae is a dark-skinned human with brown and pink eyes, blonde-dark pink dreadlocks, and a copper right arm. She wears a studded brown aviators jacket, gold and black boots, gray pants, multicoloured goggles, multiple watches, and a harness. They have two utility belts around their waist, and hold crackling purple energy in both hands. end I.D]