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So far this is going about as expected.
Data Has Questions
@SpaceDadData
Would you rather be trapped in a turbolift with a random, unknown humanoid male or a targ?
12:10 AM · Apr 30, 2024
#man or bear#star trek#star trek the next generation#data tng#commander data#the best kind of data#data soong#the very best spaceboi
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LOL, yes please! :D
My SpaceDad Stories already have Data's infodumping addressed as a beloved element of this early stage of the romance.
Excerpt from Book Two below:
PDF, epub, and links to AO3 versions of the books are here if you want to read more wholesome, sweet Data romance, including seeing how Anna mildly chastises Geordi on the next page for how people limit Data's infodumping, and then how she joins in with her own joyous infodumping.
Working on Book Four now as much as chronic illness and parenting allows.
he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
#data soong#data tng#data my beloved#star trek data#the best kind of data#commander data#the very best spaceboi
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in some very good personal news though my orchids are doing amazing and one of them is going to flower VERY soon and the other is not far behind!!! i also finally repotted my smaller monstera and he is looking very happy :3
#my big monstera is named monty and the small one is monty jr lol#dorothy is going to flower soon i am VIBRATING im so excited#agatha is also doing her best since i accidentally knocked her over and she will flower soon too!#i had to move all my orchids away from the windows though cause it got COLD here like overnight and poor babies were CHILLY#i also went to home depot for soil and they had a bunch of orchids that were very sick looking for like 70% off so i got one more so now i#have five orchids total i just lsdkfjsldkfsdlkfj fi cant stop they need homes and i wanna give them one!!!!!!#if i was a rich man i would have bought all like 15 of the ones they had bc $7 for a full size orchid is INSANE#the montys got to take a shower yesterday and im leaving jungle sounds playing for them to help them feel more at home and i know that prob#sounds kind of silly but i gotta be real it has been making them look very happy#my other succulents are all still happy and green too :)#isaac clarke data log
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#star trek tng#katherine pulaski#listen two things can be true#yes fan hatred of pulaski is super over the top for sexist reasons - people have lower tolerance for unpleasant women than unpleasant men#no the way she treats data is NOT the the same as the way mccoy treats spock#spock and mccoy are best friends! pulaski and data are briefly coworkers!#vulcans are founding members of the federation! data is the only one of his kind and his very personhood is constantly questioned!#context matters#I’m sick of seeing pulaski defense that doubles as mccoy slander#liking the mccoy & spock dynamic while disliking the pulaski & data dynamic is not sexist
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Also. The weird girl in school feeling of both intense jealousy and violent repulsion towards "normal" girls.
#this post brought to you by: the normaler girls i follow on insta and the stories they post#like these three girls. two of them from the same university as me. the other one also french. all in the same city as me#all exchange students at the same uni in england!#but they're going on day trips to london and living their best year abroad#and i'm - what. staying at home and making soup? sleeping and failing to buy postcards?#the warring impulses of jealousy and repulsion.#because. i want to be normal too. i want my life to be simple and nice and easy.#i want to be a pretty girl who's doing it right. i want to have my life together (somewhat) (for my age and status)#i want girlfriends in the straight way who i can have daytrips with.#i long for the simplicity of asking out cute boys and aesthetic study sessions that actually pay off#i am so blindingly jealous of them. they're so much more normal than me. they're doing Girlhood and Womanhood correctly.#but at the same time i would rather die than change so much i'd be that girl#because i am simply not that person. this is not who i am at my core#i do not want to buy startbucks. i don't want relationship drama. i don't want to put all my personal data on instagram#i do not actually want to force myself to fit into the restrictive mold of what normal and socially acceptable girlhood and womanhood are#so i feel both 1) left behind and inadequate like i'm back in middle school#2) but also at peace with the fact that you can't get along with everyone and i'm old enough to find my people now#i mean my housemates are really cool and i have other friends that are also the kind of nerdy weirdo people i hang out with#AND 3) inadequate for general 'i'm a fucking child' reasons#they're independent. they're spontaneous. they're just doing things. they're on the way to adulthood. they're in their early 20s.#what am i then but a child. i don't go out much i don't drink i have this huge aura of no romance#i need structure and plans and i have a lot of inertia#and i thought the adult thing was going well! i'm feeding myself all on my own! i'm planning my days!#i'm doing laundry and cleaning up messes! look at the adult!#she's not done baking but i was expecting much much worse honestly. i was braced for a total crumble#but no we're good. i felt proud of myself#and here i see people having the normal typical year abroad experience. and i'm not#i'm being childish and i'm wasting money doing the exact same thing i'd be doing at home but in england#anyway. 2:30. sleep time. good night#wow i have a ramble tag now
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*leaves a comment on every single chapter of a fic as I read it* *author replies to every single comment with increasing giddiness and excitement*
This is good. I’m getting a good grade in fic reader. This is both something that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
#ra speaks#personal#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#archive of our own#I’m not going to lie: then replying incentivizes me to keep commenting#and like I get it Big Fics make it unrealistic for an author to reply to every comment#but boy that email gives me the same dopamine rush as the emails abt ppl leaving comments on MY fics#who gives a shit of ‘oh but I don’t want to inflate my comment count - ‘ shut up and let me kiss you. with tongue.#or bake you your favorite kind of muffin if it’s best we keep this professional/platonic#in other news: o7 survived my first day as a TA. I have class in a few hours for my data science course and it probably won’t kill me.#probably.
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What if they didn't put ads every 3 posts. Three posts between ads, literally. Not even counting the ad for Tumblr Live.
Also what if tumblr didn't know what city Im in. I do not want my location tracked or stored anywhere unless I give explicit ongoing permission, like with my GPS app that I allow to track me only when the app is open, and then it deletes the data (allegedly) when I stop giving permission.
#ugh i do SO much to try to keep my location private. i use an android with all the tracking things Off (except for my weather app#which is a highly specific app that does NOTHING except provide weather; and i have the location turned Off so it doesnt even know where i#live). my tumblr email is not connected to any real life stuff because i made it when i was very closeted and made a new email and password#for it and never linked them to anything else. i have bare minimum apps. i use firefox and duckduckgo.#for shits sake i use a small barely-known map app because any Map App that has had large success under capitalism is inevitably going to#start selling private info or working with a cheap security system designed to allow quiet data leaks.#i guess i use gmail and gphotos but my phone doesnt HAVE a native Photo App. i have to use one i download and im too damn skittish to try#i guess i did get netflix recently....sigh.... i figured they WERENT tracking me because they email me EVERY TIME I USE NETFLIX to alert me#that OHHHH A NEW DEVICE IS USING NETFLIX AAAAA WHAT IF ITS AGAINST NETFLIX POLICY OH NOOOO. so i figured they didnt have a way to ID me.#UGH. CAN I PLEASE EXIST WITHOUT BEING MONITORED FOR FIVE SECONDS. can i please access Social Media which is a shitty substitute for actual#human connection but its the best i have--without someone noting my location and then trying to sell me things??? can i please watch film???#i cant go to a theater because my region does NOT believe in covid and not even medical staff attending Very Ill Patients wear masks anymore#stupid fucking homophobic transphobic anti-vax society has made it too dangerous for me to access most Not-Online forms of enrichment. and i#cant even use the Internet (a magnificent ASTONISHING human creation) without being tracked and advertised to.#ugh..#humanity is just so cool and brave and kind and amazing and yet we have taxes and advertisment IDs and traffic and medicine shortages.#its not like the ads even work. even when it shows me stuff i DO want. i cant fucking afford things. i already have spent too much money on#things that i dont need like Good Food and Entertainment and Juice. ugh....okay i do need food and liquids....Good food even. my body cant#survive on College Foods like it could in the past. And i might literally die if i dont buy juice...#and i guess its really really really heartwarming to have good entertainment to take breaks from all the stress.... its not like i havent l#..... like im so frugal. thank god my partners encourage me to buy myself things. i have been so much healthier since giving in and buying#Non-Water drinks instead of just Chronically Drinking Less Than A Bottle Of Water A Day. my partners are so good and sweet 😓 i shouldnt be#upset with myself for letting them convince me to take care of myself. that isnt fair to them or me so i will stop doing that now.#my faith in humanity is mostly just knowing that my partners exist. theyre so sweet. if people like them exist--then i have faith in humanty#no pressure lol. they are both so good and perfect regardless of how much energy they have to spare for Being Good. they are just inherently#very dear and good to me and for me. but just because i have faith in humanity doesnt mean im gonna stop complaining the whole time!!!!!! i#will whine about the bad stuff forever!!!! and BITE IT if i ever get the chance. but i will complain until the bothersome things go away.#if i complain my whole life with no results then...! so be it. i will whine and it will be art somehow.#sorenhoots
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From SpaceDad Stories Book Two, available here: https://kimberlychapman.com/spacedad/read-the-stories/
If I was friends with Data I would let him infodump about whatever he wants whenever he wants. Rip to the crew of the Enterprise but I'm different.
#I’m sorry but can we let the good boy SPEAK??!#the very best spaceboi#data tng#star trek data#the best kind of data#data soong#commander data#spacedadstories#space dad stories#fan fiction
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autostraddle... yikes
#just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse! they decide to sell to a venture-capital funded 'queer wellness' company#that's existed for 4 years and sells one (1) chest binder that apparently doesn't work and also markets some kind of 'gender tracking' app#uhh have fun with that data harvesting lmao#the announcement on the site is so fucking weird too. who decided that a jokey light-hearted interview was the way to go#after the complete shitshow of the last few months???#i'm never reading another article on there. as soon as they fired 3 of their best writers thru slack DMs that was it for me.
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STILL wide awake! i did not put down my phone! and now im hungry. so i will not be sleeping tonight ♥️
#purrs#also… im gonna admit it. ive been up for hours cleaning out… my toyhouse accounts. not cleaning them out but cleaning them up. and im so#FUCKING mad at my 18 year old self for giving away characters that meant so much to me to 12 year olds on warriors amino who never finished#their half of the art trade… and now so many of them are like. completely out of my reach and i can never get them back. im trying to ask#for the characters ive been able to find and track them down. which for ppl who actually love and care for them im sure is predatory and#annoying bc it’s like ok you made that choice so live with it. but im so fucking mad at myself and i wish i could undo it. i know it doesn’t#matter bc i don’t do that kind of deviantart stuff anymore but like.. i gave away characters who were so special to me growing up and now so#many of them are like.. on locked / unauthorized toyhouses or deleted or the person already owns them and is never trading them and#imjust so SAD!!!!!! over pixels i know. PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER over pixels. but im so saddddd aughhhhh#delete later#(i also did clean out photos and do practice drivers tests btw. but ive mostly been doing toyhouse stuff)#also im so sad and angry charahub went down and i didn’t even know it and i can’t access my data at allll like so much precious info#on there is gone forever. pain and suffering. also it’s worth naming im not in this to like have the best most expensive whatever designs im#doing this bc i desperately want to salvage every piece of my childhood / adolescence and never let go of anything in my life ever and when#i was 18 i thought i could run away from deeply permanently hurting and betraying a friend by selling all of my characters starting w the#ones they made me and then branching off into baiscally all of them to not make it look like it was just abt them bc i couldn’t bear to be#reminded of what i had done. and now i live with the consequences. in more ways than just the characters obviously. so there’s that#(i had my reasons for doing what i had to do btw. but i will never stop feeling guilty about it or regretting how it must have felt for them#bc we were like best friends and then i turned cold and awful because i didn’t know how to communicate my needs so instead i just shut them#out and didn’t even have the decency to explain why. and it fucking sucked that i did that. lol)#* and still sucks. and i think abt it all the time and try not to talk about it for a lot of reasons but here i am so. lol
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"Hey Data. What are you painting?"
"Hello Geordi. With my right hand I am painting a portrait of Spot napping in a peaceful garden meadow. With my left, I am painting Chucko the Carpathian. I am using this duality to contemplate the differences between ignorant misbehaviour - such as when Spot jumps up on my console or destroys your quarters, both of which seem "naughty" but are natural cat instincts - versus intentional misbehaviour, such as perpetuating colonialism and hoarding wealth during a cost of living crisis."
Data, Star Trek The Next Generation
#data tng#the best kind of data#star trek: tng#star trek the next generation#chucko the carpathian#down with the monarchy
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Sorry I can’t come into work today because I stayed up too late smoking that shit and ranting with my partner about the benefits of socialism and communism, tearing down the pre-existing systems and governments and how exploitative it all is, and
#this thought doesn’t have an end#it keeps going forever and forever#just like the conversation we had#and thank god#because it’s the best kinds of conversations ever#and I don’t want them to end#provide universal basic income so I don’t have to go into work in the morning and I can stay up yelling about capitalism with the ones I lov#that last tag was supposed to end with ‘the ones I love’ but tumblr cut me off because they’re afraid#anyway#revolution#Data Processor Girl said fuck work#and she meant it#the profit incentive is the basis of the harm that Americans deal to each other#and to be completely real?#a hefty portion of the reason that America deals harm to others outside of America too#don’t autocapitalize that you fucker#aaaaanyway#the other reason is racism#what I’m saying is fuck America and fuck America-centrism#and fuck centrists in America lmao#okay it’s really pissing me off that my keyboard is capitalizing that bastard country#I should go into my keyboard settings and set a custom rule overwrite lmao#goodnight
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#everything sucks forever im in such a bad place rn#if i don't find a stable job by mid August I'm gonna be without a place to live#they're increasing my rent by over $200#no one is buying commissions rn my dog walking gigs have all but dried up i can't even seem to get an interview anywhere#and when i do get an interview im so fucking bad at them that i don't get the job anyway#idk what to do#besides hope i miraculously die in my sleep lol#i feel like such an idiot#vent#sorry I'm trying my best but it's not good enough and i hate it#food service also makes me wanna kms so that's not a stable job either#how the fuck do i get into a data entry job when my only experience is retail and food service and i don't have any kind of degree#hell id even take retail again but nowhere near me is hiring
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i wanted to make a pie chart showing every answer given but. there are too many values it might exceed canva's capabilities
#there are uhhhhh a lot#so far i'm doing charts by actor and then i'll do total movies mentioned per actor. or something#though that's a little bit skewed by the fact that people interpreted the question differently so dont take this as any kind of serious#thing or demonstration its just neon has fun with pie charts#neon has thoughts#data collection is my passion#ill try my best.
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Going through to PIC, Picard has now dropped a canonical f-bomb, having started off TNG with a "merde". Data has said "shit" in at least one movie. Beverly absolutely has said "fuck" out loud before, plus a million times in her head. But the day Wes was born she trained herself to change it to "fffffudge." Papa Jack found this hilarious and tried to tempt her to say "fuck" again but she gave him an exhausted death-stare over the nursing baby and he never tried that again.
But of course our true f-bomb queen is Tilly, who is awesome.
[image: animated gif of Tilly on Star Trek: Discovery saying, "You guys, this is so fucking cool."]
Back on my Beverly is a badass agenda again, once she has her mind and morals set on something the world will bend to her (if it knows whats good for it)
#star trek#star trek tng#st tng#tng#the next generation#star trek the next generation#doctor crusher#picard#captain picard#jean luc picard#data tng#star trek data#commander data#the best kind of data#swearing#star trek discovery#swearing allows me to stay a pacifist#barely
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