#the basil brush show

[puppetshowdown]

Puppet Showdown! Round 3-Battle 7

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : Basils Bracket !

Round 1 Poll 3

[basilbots]

This man has bewitched me into making them the test subject for art experiments (I downloaded new brushes)

[panelshowsource]

[janewaykove]

Gwendoline Christie on The Graham Norton Show (2019) // embarrassing crush

Basil Brush.

[schiavonaspada]

thoroughly british post incoming

ENOUGH of this fucking roland rat vs basil brush nonsense. theyre two bad bitches with equal slay, stop pitting them against eachother and let them kiss.

[mintyscuriocabinet]

Psst. Hey. Fellow puppet enthusiasts of Tumblr.

This lil goober is so underrated, can we please get him the fandom he deserves? <3

(Including as many puppet related tags as possible so everyone can see this beautiful boi)

[hehimhorror]

hello dear followers i have a question

[baronmpontmercy]

Basil Brush, Hacker T Dog, Nev the Bear holy trinity of early to mid noughties brit tv puppets

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[puppetshowdown]

Puppet Showdown! Round 2-Battle 14

[celebclippinz]

[mcytblrconfessions]

when tommy was doing live shows i kept hoping he was making a full transition into stand up comedy purely because i want him to get big enough to get invited on british variety shows. i want to experience the whiplash of seeing tommyinnit on taskmaster. i want them to make him go on celebrity bake off to raise money for charity. i want him to meet basil brush. see my vision.

[bobur-the-berry-guy]

Tenjiku boys and winter activities!

•ft. Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Shion, Mochi

•part 1 - toman boys

part 3 - koko, inui, taiju, sanzu, hanma & kisaki, in the making!

•requests are open!

• Lowk forgot to post ut yesterday my bad

Inside

Staying cozy at home during winter was something Izana has always preferred, especially now that he has you to stay cozy with. His home is now bright with christmas warm lights and shiny decorations, the smell of homecooked meal coming from the kitchen. A home is still somewhat foreign to him, but not unwelcome at all. He's started a new little homely tradition too - cooking together once a week. It's really just him trying to do a new recipe for dinner and you keeping him company in the kitchen, but he likes it that way. He likes having you around, making the apartment more of a home. Would it really be a home without you? To him, not really. You've made your way into his heart, keeping him warm and cozy when it's freezing. Anyway, the dinner's ready. Have you tried red sause spaghetti? Hopefully you like them because Izana's getting experimental with it. Tiny baby tomatoes and basil leaves mixed in with the sauce. If you don't like the tomato slices he'd eat them for you, only if you feed them to him though. He's the big boss of the tenjiku gang, but that doesn't mean he won't want to be babied every now and them. He's not good at showing his love, but he's learning. Just fot you.

Rindou has never liked being outside in the cold, freezing his ass off. Why would he be growing icicles from his nose when he can be warm, toasty and lazing around at home? Sure, he's a party animal but he still wants to have a slow day every now and then, especially so during winter. He had all he needed inside - food, drinks and company. Even if it gets a bit boring being inside all day, he still has that little tradition with you - making homemade alchocol. Now don't get it wrong, he loves his expensive luxury stuff, but it's just different when he's done the work himself with you right by him. So every week he knows what to look foward to, and it gives him energy to pass the time by. Waiting for the said day, deciding what to try making, experimenting with new recipes, trying what you've already made.. His favourite, though, is the chocolate liquor. The first one you made together. He keeps it hidden, taking it out for just the special occasions - the holidays, achievements, and sometimes just because you're together. He's still a little flustered at the affection - his glasses are fogging up with just you leaning on him when you're thinking on what you could add, tiny little kisses make him unable to talk for a few minutes. To him, that's also a part of the tradition. Not that he's complaining tho

Just like his little brother, Ran has always preferred being at home when the weather drops. He's always being at l home anyway, you beung there just makes it better. And if it's cold it just gives him the excuse to cuddle you all day. "Its soo cold" or "come hug me, im freezing" are things you hear on the regular in winter. He's not above whining and begging if that's what would make you go back to the big, messy bed. Out of any time he could do that, his favourite is when there's no other soul awake other than him. He hates being awake at anything later than 11:30pm, much more at these ungodly hours, but the ambience makes it good. The room is dark and quiet. The muted light from the street lamps illuminates the falling snow, his patterned curtains leaving ornamented shadows across the walls. The world is quiet. Only sounds he can hear are the cars apasing by every now and then, the wind murmuring gently and your quiet, peaceful breathing. He can feel the countless soft blankets around him, brushing his cheek, and you warming him inside out. Feeling your skin agaist his, hand agaist back, leg over leg - it makes him feel like he's melting. Brushing your hair out of your face just to see how peacuful you look, next to him. Sure, he hates waking up at night, but having you there makes him almost want to wake up every now and then, just for a few minutes.

Outside

If its snowing outside expect to be dragged out by Shion the second he sees it. There's not a force on this earth to stop him from plopping face first on the snow, no matter how little it really is. He feels like he sees it rarely enough to give him a reason to run out to bask in it when it falls. He has an annual tradition - every year when first snow falls he must catch a snowflake with his mouth. It's silly, he knows, but he doesn't intend to break it. It's for luck! Even if the first snow has already fallen while he was asleep that won't stop him - he's just going to take a bite out of the snow. It's totally normal wdym Which puts you in the situation you're dealing with currently - a sick Shion. He's as healthy as a bull and his immune system is unbeatable, but that doesn't save him for catching the flu once a year. He's whiny and he doesn't shut up even if his throat hurts. He's constantly too warm, too cold, the blanket is too heavy and the air is too dry. With other words, he's insufferable. That won't stop him playing the sickness card to have you around longer, though. "Stay here please" and such will be all you're hearing for the next few days, even if afterwards he pretends it never happened. He's still grateful, even if he's bad at showing it. He's just waiting for his turn to take care of you when you're sick.

Even in the dead if winter Mochi still needs to walk around the city, even if its just for a little bit. Movement clears his head. Strolling around, earphones playing something for background, the cold air nipping his face. To him, that's his routine and that's his want. He's lazy every now and then and doesn't want to, but he knows that then he'd be restless. That's why he's so grateful to have you going outside with him. No matter the weather, no matter where or for how long - you being there makes it so much better. He's even started planning out a route to take you through every now and then. Stopping by this cafe or that bakery, looking trough this shop, going around that place. He wants to spoil you back in his own way. He can't help it - he feels like he's melting! Not that he's actually going to say it tho Seeing you dressing up just to go out with him, reminding him to take a hat, holding his arm while strolling around.. He'd never really say it, but to him that means the world. And he'll always return the gesture.

If there's one thing Kakucho likes about winter, it's all the holidays. Cristmas, New years, all the festivities - they give the freezing cold life. He's never been openly just waiting for them to come but he's never been good at hiding this either. Out of everything, he likes New Years the best. Who doesn't like the new start, yeah? As solitary as he is, he's never missed a new years gathering. The parties aren't his strong suit but they still bring him joy. The atmosphere of it is something he always forward to. The loud giggles and the low voices, people having conversations bumbling around the room. The muted light coming from a few different sources scattered across the rooms. The music playing loud enough to drown out your thoughts. He loves these but he prefers to just watch. And he's glad he has you to keep him company watching the party unfold. Even if he has to keep an eye in you drinking or go back more than usual he'd never complain. He's just waiting for the fireworks. Flaming shooting stars and sparlking blazing flowers exploding around the sky with a loud bang and dazzling, untouchable colors. Colorful comets howling across the sky. Brocades and crackles popping like popcorn. Fish of fire swimming beside them. Strobes flashing. And finally the biggest ones come, everyone waiting for them. Boquet of luminous hot chrysanthemums, peonies and dahlias paiting the sky in stars and the wind swishing around them. In all of that Kakucho was entranced not by the firework show, but by you. On your toes to see it all better, the gentle wind ruffling a strand or two of your hair, mouth agape and eyes wide open. He can see the reflection of the stars in your eyes and its better than watching it himself, he thinks. He's got you right there, next to him, looking up at the fireworks, hand in hand with him. He's never been superstitious, but for once he understands why some of them are created. You won't refuse the new years kiss, yeah?

[runa-falls]

my ex’s tapes

summary: you and basil broke up, and now, you're seeing some other guy. but basil just can't get over you. and you know it.

pairing: ex!basil stitt x reader, fwb!jake lockley x reader

rating: explicit (18+)

cw: dub-con, smut, creep!basil, voyeurism, stalking tendencies, piv sex, virtual!cucking, m!masturbation, no aftercare, angst

wc: 1.5k

a/n: this fic was originally for someone else, but basil just fit the vibes so much more!! and yeah, the poll ran for less than 10 hours BUT 🤷🏻‍♀️ im impatient. y'all know me, i can't hold on to a finished draft for more than a day -- so this is this, take it or leave it.

masterlist

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He sighs as he opens up his laptop.

It’s depressing, he’s depressing -- disgusting.

A hot veil of shame washes over him as the monitoring app automatically opens for him as he logs in. A reminder of his dirty habits. And yet, for some reason, it makes it that much hotter.

The screen brightens as the program displays the soft pinkness of your bedroom. A small smile quirks at his lips as he spots you laying prettily in your mini nightgown, sprawled out on your bed, as you idly text someone on your phone. 

A quick ping makes Basil switch programs and scan over your conversation.

Jake: be there in 5

You: ok! text me when you arrive :)

It’s like clockwork.

Every Friday he comes over, fucks you into the mattress then leaves before he can fall asleep next to you.

What a piece of shit, leaving someone like you alone at night. 

You deserve better. You deserve someone like him. Someone that will cuddle you to sleep and wake you up with a cup of coffee, or kiss every inch of your body while telling you how perfect you are.

And for a moment you did have him–but then your friends went and fucked everything up.  

Despite all the shit he did for you, you weren’t satisfied, or rather, your friends weren’t satisfied. Apparently, his idea of protection and security was overbearing and controlling. And he was being clingy because he wanted to spend time with you. They’ve been filling your mind with bullshit ever since you introduced him to them. 

Basil easily concluded that you were pressured into breaking up with him. That you aren’t really done with him–you’re just waiting for the right time to get back together. That’s his excuse as to why his cameras and safety initiatives are still in place. Because you’re still his.

A feminine giggle pulls Basil from his thoughts and back to what he was doing. He alt-tabs back to the security cameras, eyes immediately darkening at the image of you clinging onto Jake’s shoulders as he effortlessly carries you into the room.

An ugly weight pulls at his stomach when he sees you happily draped around another man. That should be him coming home to you, carrying you to your bedroom to show you his love. 

You’re plopped onto your bed with a squeak, bouncing slightly before pushing yourself up to eagerly crawl over to your hook-up. As you straddle yourself over Jake, he immediately starts to work his mouth over your topless chest. 

Basil’s hand brushes over his twitching bulge as your back arches prettily to push yourself further against Jake's lips. Encouraging gasps and sighs fill the room as he nips at your sensitive buds. Your breath quickens as a hand drags up your body to fist at your throat. He sucks harshly at your skin, leaving a pattern of faint bruises and teeth marks along your soft skin.

Your nearly naked figure moves lithely over his clothed body, already getting off on anything you can get your hands on. Basil watches hungrily as your hips roll fluidly over Jake’s lap, cunt barely covered by a flimsy pair of underwear. He pushes against his erection when he sees your blissed-out expression, imagining it’s him that’s making you this desperate. 

With a quick motion, Jake pushes you away to unbutton his pants, making sure to only push them down enough to free himself. You suck on your lip as you watch a bead of precum roll over the silken skin of his cock. You wish you could have a taste but that’s not how Jake likes it. 

Jake tilts his head as he considers you on his lap, cockily taking in the way your hungry eyes drink him in. With a light tap on your thigh, he commands you to move, “Get into position, sweetheart.” 

You climb off of him and settle yourself at the top of the bed, swiftly getting on all fours to present yourself to him. His hand grazes over your ass, clutching the softness before dipping into the heat of your center.

The soft fabric of your underwear is shoved to the side, exposing your glistening cunt to the room. Basil audibly groans as he catches a glimpse of your dripping hole, remembering how hot and tight you are. Your body is built perfectly to wrap around him. 

Jake lazily slides himself along the seam of your cunt, humming lightly as he soaks himself in your slick. “Look at this weepy pussy…”  You let out a breath as you relax your body against him, enjoying the gentle way he rocks over you. “You’re so messy for me.” Your body buzzes as his cock nudges against your clit with every stroke, fogging your mind with intoxicating pleasure. 

You don’t expect it when Jake’s hips abruptly snap up into you with one smooth motion, quickly filling you to the brim with a stinging stretch. The rough texture of his jeans chafes against the back of your thighs as his legs push harshly over you. You whine as your face is shoved into a pillow, barely allowing you a second of fresh air. 

Basil grips himself over his sweatpants as he watches your body struggle to get used to the sensation of being filled, legs shaking as you attempt to hold yourself up for him.

Jake easily ignores your trembling and immediately starts to pound into you, strategically angling himself to continuously prod against the electrifying spot inside of you. Despite the sharp sobs dripping from your lips, he knows you love it. Being treated like this. Like a toy. 

Basil strokes himself as he watches your greedy cunt swallow another man's cock, effortlessly moving back and forth with each thrust. He can feel his cock desperately throb for you as the filthy sound of your slick sopping down your thighs travels through the camera’s microphone. What he would do to taste you right now, the zingy flavor of your lust on his tongue.

Though he can’t see your face, he can tell you’re already close. It’s the way your body stiffens ever so slightly like you’re holding yourself back from reaching nirvana. He hates how your moans are muffled by the pink pillow. He craves to hear how your noises crescendo as you near the edge, how you crumble as pleasure takes over your body.

You almost feel like you might collapse from the aggressive way Jake drives into you. Jake’s calloused fingers grip bruises into your hips as he pushes and pulls you onto him, setting an unbeatable rhythm that you can barely keep up with.

Jake’s motions briefly stutter as your cunt grips around him. Your eyes roll to the back of your head, barely able to process his words as he continues to fuck into you. “Mm…Your cunt flutters so–fuck–sweetly around me. You gonna cum baby?” Your legs threaten to give in as molten heat rapidly blooms in your stomach, pulling you toward your peak. 

You cry out as he begins to drive himself impossibly deeper into you, slowing down when you fail to answer him. His chest vibrates against your back as he growls behind your ear, “Too stupid to speak? I asked you a question, honey.” 

With another nudge of his hips, you sputter out a response. “A-ah, yes—I’m so close, sir.” 

“That’s what I thought.” 

Basil’s sweats are messily shoved halfway down his thighs as he watches your tired body move bonelessly along with each movement of Jake’s hips. The stroke of his hand moves in sync with yours, cock leaking as he grips himself tightly to conceptualize the feeling of being inside of you. 

The rawness of your climax causes your body to writhe underneath Jake and you involuntarily start pulling away from his cock as your cunt convulses with ecstasy. 

Basil’s eyes squeeze shut as he’s coaxed into his release by your soft muffled whimpers. His hand works quickly along the length of himself as he rides it out, effectively spreading his mess with his hand and on the tops of his thighs.

Jake groans as you ​​suck him in, hands shoving you further into the mattress as you’re unable to control the way your body flutters and jerks around him. With one last push, he spills into you, coating your walls in warmth before pulling out.

Basil watches as Jake steps out of the room after murmuring something about a towel, leaving you there panting in the middle of your bed.

Alone.

You slowly turn over to your back, pushing your hair out of your face as you come down from your orgasm, face thoroughly flushed from exertion. His heavy eyes admire you from afar, wishing he could join you on the bed and hold you against him. 

He takes one last glance at you before reluctantly closing the laptop. 

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You reach upwards with your arms pulled taut and stretch your body until you feel light-headed. Though you enjoy being fucked from behind, your back is always left sore from arching so deeply. Jake is fine. Good even. But that’s it. 

You’ve tried your hardest to ignore it, but something’s been missing from your life. Or someone.

Your eyelashes shadow over your gaze as you subtly glance at the stuffed kitten on your shelf. Your heart flutters when you notice the faint red light on its collar blinking right back at you. 

He’s still there.

[witchywithwhiskey]

Hey hey! How about...

16. trying something new

With...😏

first-time plant parents

pairing: husband!ari levinson x female reader

warnings: domestic fluff, referenced smut (not really 18+ but i'd always rather minors do not interact!), kissing, little bit of dry humping, non-graphic sex, pet names (sunshine)

word count: 1,500ish

a/n: thank you for sending in this prompt Navy!!! i have no excuse for this except i just think starting a vegetable garden with ari would be neat 🤷🏼‍♀️ this is so so so so self-indulgent but i hope y'all enjoy ♡♡

You were surprised by how good it felt to get your hands dirty, your fingers sinking into the rich soil as you scooped some up and patted it down around the tomato seedling you’d just planted. Sitting back on your heels, you looked down the row of tomatoes you’d finished planting, a sense of accomplishment settling deep into your body and making you smile to yourself. 

But it seemed you weren’t the only one to take pride in your efforts, as a warm, familiar voice called, “Lookin’ good, sunshine,” from the other side of the small vegetable garden you and your husband had set up in your backyard. 

Lifting your eyes from the row of tomato seedlings you’d carefully planted, your gaze collided with that of your husband, Ari Levinson, his brilliant blue eyes sparkling in the bright spring sunshine. His grin was wide as he used a hand to push his golden brown hair back from his face, pride and affection shining in his gaze as he looked at you. 

Your smile widened in return, and you raised a hand to shade your eyes so you could see his progress. “How’re the herbs coming?” you asked, your eyes skimming along the basil, rosemary and mint you’d decided to plant. They were in their own planter boxes to ensure they didn’t overrun the garden, and it looked like your husband was done with the task. “They look good.”

You’d never had a vegetable garden before—at least, not one of your own. Your grandmother had one when you were little, your father taking you into the impressively large garden to show you where they’d planted spinach and tomatoes and green beans and rhubarb. 

But with that garden long since gone and both your grandmother and father having passed, you’d told Ari you wanted to try your hand at growing some veggies of your own. Your husband had been excited to try it, even though he had less experience than you.

But he’d jumped into it as eagerly as you, digging up a little plot in your backyard and setting up a fence so that the animals didn’t get to your herbs and veggies. The garden was bigger than the meager crop you’d decided to plant that first year—just the herbs, your tomatoes and some spinach—but Ari said the two of you would grow into it.  

“Do they look as good as your husband?” Ari asked teasingly, drawing you out of your thoughts and back into the moment. 

You couldn’t help but smile as you got to your feet, brushing your hands off on your shorts and picking your way across the garden to your husband. You bent down to look at the planter boxes, making a show of assessing his work in planting the herbs. When you’d drawn it out long enough, you stood back up and looked to your husband, having to stifle a laugh when you saw he’d somehow managed to get streaks of dirt across his forehead.

“They look better than you,” you said, barely contained laughter making your voice waver as you reached up and tried to brush the dirt from Ari’s forehead, asking, “How did you manage to get dirt here?” However, since your hands were also covered in dirt, you only managed to make things worse. Ari laughed at your wince of apology. 

“I think you’ve got a little something, too,” he said playfully, brushing his dirty fingers over the tip of your nose. You were certain you didn’t have any dirt on your nose, which meant he’d just gotten you dirty for no good reason.

Gasping in mock outrage, you jumped back as he reached for your face again, knocking his hand away. “Don’t get me more dirty than I already am!” you cried, but you were laughing as you fended off your husband’s filthy, reaching hands. 

You danced around the garden, trying to avoid Ari and your plants, but after a few moments, you decided to go on the offensive. “Let’s see how you like getting dirty!” you yelled, darting close to your husband and swiping your fingers across Ari’s cheek, leaving behind a new streak of dirt above the line of his beard. 

However, Ari didn’t let you escape, wrapping his strong arms around your waist and hauling you up against his chest. “Do your worst, sunshine,” he challenged, laughing right along with you. 

Since his hands were busy holding onto you and yours were free, you brushed even more dirt on his cheeks, giggling as you got him even dirtier. But it wasn’t long before your giggles died down and the two of you were left pressed against one another, your chests heaving as you caught your breath and stared into each other’s eyes.

You could feel your body warming, which seemed to be a natural reaction to your husband’s closeness, your nipples tightening and heat sinking low to settle in your core. Squirming in Ari’s arms, you could feel your expression change, your eyes turning pleading as an aching need built up in your body.

“Stop looking at me like that, sunshine,” Ari rumbled, a gruff warning in his tone. You could feel his body responding to you, his arousal digging into your belly and making your legs tremble beneath you. “Or I’m liable to take you right here—garden be damned.”

Ari’s words sent new tendrils of heat curling through your body, even as they knocked some sense into you and you managed a playful gasp, pressing a hand to your chest as you pretended to be scandalized. “Not in front of the plants, Ari,” you scolded, your tone more flirtatious than chastising. 

Your husband grinned, squeezing you tighter, and ducked down to capture your lips in a searing kiss that had you melting against his chest. Your fingers dove into Ari’s beard, clinging to him and holding him close while you devoured each other. When you whimpered into the kiss and rocked your body against Ari’s bulge, he pulled away with a groan.

“Sunshine,” he rasped, pressing his forehead to yours and drawing in deep, heavy breaths that pushed his chest against yours in the most delicious way. “If you don’t want our little seedlings exposed to our dirty deeds so early in their lives, you’re gonna have to let me take you inside now,” he murmured in a serious tone, but you could see the corners of his mouth flickering with his need to grin. “Because the idea of seeing you blissed out and satisfied in the garden we made is sounding better by the second.”

“Then take me inside, husband,” you said huskily, a smirk tugging at the edges of your lips, “because you are not fucking me the dirt.”

Wrapping one of his hands around the back of your neck, Ari held you still while he kissed you again, his tongue plundering your mouth until your mind was fuzzy and you’d mostly forgotten where you were. You knew that had been Ari’s intention when his lips trailed along your jaw, nipping and kissing your skin until his mouth brushed the edge of your ear.

“What if I made love to you in the grass?” he rumbled teasingly, bending down to grab your leg and hitch it over his hip so he could press his bulge into the apex of your thighs. His grunt was loud in your ear, but it didn’t drown out the low, filthy moan that slipped from your lips.

Still, you weren’t so far gone that you’d let Ari have his way with you just anywhere. “What about the shower?” you countered, your voice high-pitched and breathy, making your husband chuckle as he kissed down your neck. 

Then you were shrieking in surprise and delight as Ari hauled you off your feet and threw you over his shoulder, carrying you into the house to finish what you’d started. He took you in the shower, the two of you laughing as much as you kissed, taking turns washing the grime of dirt from each other’s skin before sinking into the familiar rhythm of your bodies coming together.

Later, when you were both sated and clean and the sun was sinking lower toward the horizon, you stood in the grass outside the fence of your humble little vegetable garden. Ari stood at your back, his arms circling your waist and holding you close as you both took pride in the work you’d accomplished that day. 

“Do you think we’ll be good first-time plant parents?” you asked softly, your fingers trailing idly through the hair on Ari’s arms. Tilting your head to the side, you wondered if you’d watered the newly transplanted seedlings enough to make the transition easier for them.

“I think we’ll do our best,” Ari murmured, curling his body around yours and pressing a kiss to your temple while he squeezed you tighter in his arms. “I think we’ll give them all the love they need, and I think they’ll flourish because of it.” 

A pleased smile curved your lips and you hummed in agreement, leaning back further against Ari, knowing your husband spoke the truth. After all, you’d done the same with each other—you’d given each other all the love in your hearts and both of you had flourished. Ari was your partner, your husband, the love of your life, and you wouldn’t want to be first-time plant parents with anyone but him.