#the bar is low
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idk if it's because i give off the vibes of a new medic and my team wants make it easy for me, or because im so used to the agony of playing support in overwatch—
but people actually STAND STILL?? WHEN THEY ASK FOR HEALING???? WTF!!!
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no matter what happens in ep12 at least we get babygirl-First
I mean they both are babygirl
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i probs wont play this game cuz it costs almost 100 fuckin dollars but any video jame you can be fat in is 10/10 FOR ME!!!!
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okay, sure, aemond is a kinslayer two times over as well as an attempted kinslayer, but at least he's not and isn't going to be a PEDO
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The lipbrow is gone, tommy is gone ...what a good fuckin day
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Things I NEED from Daredevil Born Again
1) Matt and Foggy and Karen being cute and happy together and staying friends [no more sad episodes where they don't talk to each other!]
2) Kastle
3) ALL four characters aforementioned SURVIVE THE ENTIRE SHOW
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The new 🪲🧃 🪲 🧃 movie was what FE should have been, a decent to good sequel with a cohesive plot and funny jokes.
#spengnitzed movie reviews#The bar is low#not even FE made it to that bar#fe critical#Frozen empire critical#beetlejuice beetlejuice
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Looking up and seeing none of your players getting charged with sexual assault
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Hotel Transylvania 3 is The log of the Demeter Kid Version. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
#dracula daily#demeter#hotel transylvania#It features also Dracula with a straw hat#Hotel Transylvania is weirdly one of the most accurate Dracula adaptation ever#the bar is low
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People should gain weight first before commenting stuff like this
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“functional”
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nene is sooo me i fall in love with the bear minimum and also i am a fish blub blub blub
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ao3 is back which means i have no excuse to not post my affoluna fic
#ill have to finish it first tho.........#and figure out how to tag it bc it gets spicy😔 not as spicy as you guys r thinking probably its very tame but spicy for MY standards!!#the bar is low
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My British friends will ask me “Aren’t the summers here terrible?” and I don’t know to tell them that this is the most pleasant summer weather I’ve ever had in my life
#sure it can be a little rainy but at least it’s not 100 degrees#and I don’t feel like I’m melting into the concrete from the second I step foot outside#the bar is low
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Thinking about Frank vs Russia again. And about the confirmation that the SINNED system was created at the same time as the DENNIS one. We know Dennis perfected his system for women but we haven't seen him ever date a man or keep a man. We have no confirmation of what he's done, and based on Dennis' eagerness in knowing if Dee and Mac got 2nd dates, I like to think he's never even tested it before. It was all based on observations. He kept it secret all these years and finally saw potential now to test it out through them. When's the second date? He's eager to know. Does it work.
And it does. Ofc it does. It was foolproof. He knew that.
Dennis isn't against a romance with Mac. The system exists since s6, Dennis clearly WANTS to keep a man. He just doesn't understand how that's already happened. Mac likes him? Wdym, he hasn't done the steps yet. Dennis just confirmed that the system works.
We know Dennis' outburst basically meant "You can't be in love with Johnny because he doesn't love you Mac, I don't love you. Move on."
But it also meant "You can't be in love with Johnny because Johnny is me! And you're not in love with me!"
Dennis is rejecting love on all grounds, in both directions. This isn't part of the plan, part of the scheme. This isn't his goal, not now. He's not ready and Mac isn't either.
The goal was simply to get Mac's attention back. To bring them back on equal footing. To be friends again. Dennis is fixing the friendship first, and Mac is being impatient and an idiot and jumping at romance and ruining the careful pacing Dennis is creating.
#trust the structure mac#this post was 2k words long in my notes but im forcing myself to be concise#basically dennis doesnt want romance before being understood and seen by mac#and hes not wrong#ie. dennis didnt necessarily want an RPG he just wanted to be thought of and to be understood#and mac didnt even get that like he truly thought the RPG was the main event#but this episode works for me cuz when mac gave the valentines day gift#he was doing it for himself because now hes out and hes allowing himself to show love and affection#and thats ultimately what dennis always wanted#for mac to make his own decisions without him asking#what was the point of this post i got carried away#anyways yeh mac needs to understand dennis first and at least understand he's capable of having feelings like come on#the bar is low#but just as dennis is obsessed with keeping the status quo#mac thinks the status quo is dennis never liking him back and reciprocating so he refuses to acknowledge anything else#in fear he'll mess it all up and lose dennis#idiots#ok those tags are way too long now#dennis reynolds#mac macdonald#macdennis#macden#iasip#iasip meta#frank vs russia#dennis reynolds meta
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Common men are (some) so stupid. Universe give me Andrew please.
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