#the ballad of chasey lain

[papas-majadas]

Eminem - Stan (Feat. Dido)

[thisaintnofuckingdisco]

"I just wanted to ask, can I eat your ass?"

-the Bloodhound Gang (1999)

[mattsfavbigtitties]

Bestfriend's w/the Triplets (Headcanons)

Warnings: cussing

MASTERLIST TAGLIST

A/n: My little boos;( pls remember that my requests r open and u can ask me anything🤗

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- Honestly they are prepared to be bit by you WHENEVER. Literally anywhere you four are, if you’re anywhere close to them you’ll bite them for comfort. Whether it be the arm, a shoulder, maybe a hand and/or finger, their back or could be their chest. Either it be in a comforting way or you just being a brat.

One time when y’all were at a party together and Nick and Chris went off on their own leaving you with Matt. A few minutes goes by or maybe an hour you don’t know honestly, you and Matt have been talking and laughing in a small corner of what it seems was the living room.

You slowly have started to realize how many people were cramped in the same room and moved closer to Matt for comfort. Your anxiety had started to act up and you ended up grabbing his hand and hiding behind him while biting his back shoulder.

The boys never make a scene when this type of thing happens, they usually just let it happen and talk about it later with you in the comfort of his or your home.

On the other hand, when play fighting with them you always seem to use your teeth as the winning deal. And when arguing with them you’d take their arm and bite a little hard lol or when just lazing around with them you’ll lay on their chest with random bite in between videos on the TV.

- When hanging out with them gets a bit boring you’re there to bring up the mood with silly pranks. You loved doing the ‘wiping ‘poo’ on their hand’ when on the toilet. But you favorite their reaction to when you did the fake pregnancy test on them. They were so supportive and happy to become uncles to a lil man/girly.

They honestly don’t really like when you pull the pranks, but they usually recognize it’s pretty funny when they look back and reminisce on it. And every once in a while they’ll all three get together to do one on you too.

- Kissing their cheeks ALL the time. Anytime you finally see them after a while away you immediately kiss their cheek and hug them as a greeting. You love to give secret cheek kisses to each of them. You usually switch the cuddles between them each movie night you guys do and after almost every thirty minutes it seems you kiss their cheek as a way to give affection. And the plus to that is when you really seem to catch them off guard in the most unpredictable way and they get a little red in those cheeks.

- You love telling them random facts you see on the internet. Anywhere you are and something reminds you of that certain fact you learned that earlier day, you immediately tell them about it.

One example is when Chris was talking about chainsaws(somehow) and you told them “Oh my God! This video I watched this morning said they invented chainsaws to help with childbirth in the 18th century, like if the baby got stuck they’d cut away bones and shit to make room for it.”

Another example is when you went with the triplets to the zoo and you saw the koalas. “Guys, did you know that koalas shit and fuck from the same hole? It’s crazy right?” With that Nick replies “UGH, so thankful right now that I am not a koala.”

- They LOVE having you in their videos. Whether it be a car video, just a random vlog, or a little Wednesday video. You always make everything they say more funnier than it would be without you. You make everything that’s not dirty, dirty. The fans do notice they’re more lively when you’re with them too. It’s so cute.

- Singing in a deep voice “Baby, lock the doors and turn the lights down low.” in the middle of hanging out in Nick’s room. He’d look at you with a disgusted face and shout “WHAT?”

Usually you’d sing songs they know/have heard of, but the ones they’ve never heard get them a lot because you choose the most hideous songs ever.

In the kitchen one evening trying to help Chris cook a meal(read cooking Chris a meal) you start singing a recent song you’ve been listening to. “Dear, Chasey Lain. I wrote to explain I’m your biggest fan.” Chris gives you a side eye from where he sat on the table behind you. You keep singing “I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can.”

Chris’ mouth drops agape and makes a shocked gasp then screams “WHAT THE FUCK?” You snicker a bit, stirring to mac and cheese. “You’ve had a lot of dick. I’ve had a lot of time-” you bust out laughing when you finally turn to see Chris’ face.

- Most times when with the guys you use cringey pet names to make them laugh. You mostly use ‘snuffaluffagus’ and so much so  that it really is their nickname. On occasion you’ll shock them with a good one, like booger or big daddy.

- One of your favorite days of the week is Saturday. Of course you like every other day too, but those Saturday nights are THE best. The guys(unfortunate for them, but fortunate for you) let you have a girly-like sleepover that one night a week.

You brought up one night how you don’t have any girl friends to do those kinds of things with and they agreed to give you the thought without reason.

They definitely would never take that back as those are the best nights(somehow) for them, but sometimes they think they regret it when you use such suspicious things on them. You usually just use cute face masks and some nail polish on them, but occasionally you’ll bring makeup and tweezers to make them ‘even more beautiful’ you’ll tell them.

TAGLIST: @riowritesitall

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[edweirdo1]

if the ballad of chasey lain was realeased now itd be caled ballad of hawk tuah girl

mind. blowen.

[chadleesniff]

Guys i literally loveee this song

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

I Hope You Die • The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope • Mama's Boy • Three Point One Four • Mope • Yummy Down On This • The Ballad Of Chasey Lain • R.S.V.P. • Magna Cum Nada • The Bad Touch • That Cough Came With A Prize • Take The Long Way Home • Hell Yeah • Right Turn Clyde • This Is Stupid • A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying • The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey • Along Comes Mary • Hidden Track

Spotify ♪ YouTube

[bloodhoundg4ng]

ANOTHER ONE !!! thank you to our overlord melody maker. for giving us some of the silliest interviews

Melody Maker - August 23-August 30, 2000

Plus! A little promo slip for "The Ballad of Chasey Lain".

(ps you best believe I am on the hunt for the aug 31-sept 6 issue. solely for the reviews. WHEN I FIND IT.... oug)

[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

[aidentitycrysis]

It's 2003.

You are walking home from school with your friends.

You all sing The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by The Bloodhound Gang.

None of you see anything wrong with the lyrical content of this song.

[creepycreepyspacewizard]

Tagged by @lasthumaninwales thanks!

Last song: “Midnight Voyage” by The Mamas & The Papas (that’s according to Spotify, but in reality I’ve had “Ballad of Chasey Lain” stuck in my head for like two months now).

Fav colour: the weird visual effect you get when you put neon pink and aqua next to each other. Or purple, that’s also good.

Currently watching: just finished Ahsoka and Disenchantment. They were okay I guess. Will probably watch Loki next but I’ll need a run up. I miss enjoying things.

Last movie: Lost World: Jurassic Park 2. The kid wanted to watch the series for the first time. I’d forgotten how pretty Jeff Goldblum is, and how daft the movie got by the end.

Currently reading: I bought the Nimona comic book last month, I might actually read it.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: yes please. 🍫🥐🌶️

Relationship Status: married eleven years this Halloween 🎃 together over 23 years though.

Current Obsessions: *stares into the distance* I can’t even remember what obsessions feel like anymore.

Last Google: “how to remove rust from UPVC” because I’m old and house repairs never end.

Currently working on: some illustration projects for a local charity, also painting some very grumpy orange ladies—

Tagging: @sinningsquire @sith-fedaykin @odekiisu and anyone else who fancies it.

[hoodiegal]

You know that feeling when you encounter something that feels like a glitch in the matrix?

There's a Bloodhound Gang song called "The Ballad of Chasey Lain". The general gist of the lyrics is that the singer is writing a series of letters to the titular Chasey Lain, declaring he's her biggest fan and expresses his desire to perform sexual acts with her. Over the course of the song, the letters get more agitated due to not getting any responses from Chasey.

For anyone familiar with Eminem, this is oddly similar to "Stan", a song where the titular Stan is sending a series of letters to Eminem, and getting increasingly agitated about getting no replies.

So The Ballad of Chasey Lain is clearly a parody of Stan with a crude sexual twist, typical for the Bloodhound Gang, right?

Except it isn't. The Ballad of Chasey Lain was released nine months before Stan was released.

How.

[bloodhoundg4ng]

i got my grubby little mitts on some Bloodhound Gang Singles - some of them had some pretty cool CD Rom (Mainly Music Videos, but still). SO.... I checked it out 😈‼️

- The Bad Touch / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain :

And one more, from Along Comes Mary :

(one day I'll showcase the whole bhg collection. both cause I've got more to come and because i am so normal about them. shakes and explodes)

[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain