#the bad guys milton

[unibeartoon]

Milton is the realest the bad guys book character ever

Like he genuinely sees everyone as peers and has no enemies (he was more intrigued by the underlords than actually fearing them), bro is literally the nicest character in the book series

anyways milton is the perfect male tbg character

[weirdboi]

Stevie x Milton fanfic!

Requested by: @unibeartoon

Hope you enjoy!! This is my first time writing fluff so I hope it's good! :)

SPOILERS FOR ORIGINAL BOOK! INCLUDES HOMOSEXUALITY!!!

(Some Grammer mistakes too prob, srry🤍)

~After the bad guys returned home from Multiverse, a lot of things there were broken and ruined. In their headquarters were a lot of leftovers that was from Snake's powers, especially I lab. So when the team fixed up the place, Milton and Stevie decided to do some experiments with those leftovers.

~They took one piece and started doing the experiment. Stevie was so happy Milton returned. And Milton was glad he was back with Stevie too.

"I missed this a lot. And you?"

"Same here dear boy!"- agreed Milton. They put one little drop of liquid in one cup and and filled it with water. They waited to see what will happen with it.

"And I must say Stevie, you were very brave while fighting the underlords"

"Oh, thanks Milt. It wasn't nothing much-"

"But it was, dear boy. I knew you were a true marvel"-Stevie smiled. Hearing that from Milton, who was a very smart fella and one of the ✨️others✨️, wasn't a small thing.

"Imma check the liquid"-Stevie went over to the cup. Cup was shaking now. The reaction started.

"Oh! It's doing something!"

"Just be careful, Stevie. We don't know what could that mean-"-warned him Milton

"Ok! But I'm sure it won't be anything too ser-" but as Stevie was closer to cup, liquid started boiling and cup cracked. Stevie looked confused, and soon, cup exploded. But, before Stevie could get hurt, Milton quickly took him and protected him as the glass shattered.

"Stevie! Oh my goodness! That was close! Are you hurt anywhere?"-Milton started looking for any injuries. The moment Stevie felt Milton claws on him, he blushed. Milton was very gentle.

"N-No. I think I'm...fine"

"You're a bit red"-Stevie blushed more. "Maybe I should clean up, and we'll go rest a bit"

"I'll help you!"

"Are you sure, dear boy?"-Stevie nodded. He loved spending time with Milton, even if it meant cleaning.

~They both started cleaning. Milton took care of the dangerous liquid and Stevie took a mini vacuum cleaner and took care of the glass. When they finished, they went out. Milton made em both tea(cuz British/jk) and they sat down outside. The weather was lovely and it was rather peaceful for once. Stevie was sitting on Milton's lap.

"Is the tea good?"

"Yes. Thank you"

"Always dear boy."

. . .

Suddenly, Stevie broke the silence.

"Hey Milt..?"-he asked in rather shy tone, a bit blush on his face.

"Yes..?"

"Can you...give me...head rubs.?"-Stevie blushed even more, thinking how stupid that sounded. Milton blushed as well, but smiled.

"Of course, dear Stevie"

He started gently rubbing Stevie's head with his claw. Stevie leaned into his touch and smiled.

"Thank you, Milt..."

"Always Stevie..."-blush evident on both of their faces.

EEEEEEE I HAD SM FUN WRITING THIS! HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!

[charredhare]

"Agent Milton was just doing his job" STOP SUCKING HIS DICK OH MY LORD. I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS HONEST OR FAIR HE STILL DID THAT BULLSHIT IN LAKAY IN CHAPTER 5 WHEN HE KNEW ABOUT JACK'S PRESENCE, ACTIVELY PUTTING A CHILD IN DANGER FOR SOME RICH GUY MONEY.

HE STILL.. IS A PINKERTON. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IF THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S NOTORIOUS FOR BEING CRUEL, I WON'T REALLY RESPECT OR TRUST ANYBODY WHO'S IN SAID SOMETHING.

DOING HIS JOB OR NOT, HE DOESN'T HAVE A RESPECTABLE JOB.

[starlightlunasblog345]

Memes

[skipperauroras]

JOY FREAKING DOOM LEAKED

I REPEAT ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE BAD GUYS BOOKS, IS LEAKED IN THE SECOND THE BAD GUYS TRAILER! NOW ALL I NEED IS MILTON!!! woah, uhm but you know I'm excited for Agent Doom to be in the movie canon! sorry for being too excited, although I wish they kept her edgyness is my only complaint, I'm just glad my girl is in the movie now!

[swampy-witch]

I'm about 5 miles away from the cut off where the flash flood warning ends and the wind here is horrifying. The streets are already flooding and large tree branches are everywhere. We still have a long night ahead of us and I hope everyone stays safe.

[seraphcutie]

My Headcanon of how The Bad Guys Died

Here Are My Headcanons of how All Of The Bad Guys Died While They're Human, Before Turning Into Thief Anthro-Animal Selves, I Also Included The Internation League of Heroes & Milton Here Too.

This Is All From A Death Wheel Picker I Searched Up On Google, The Ages They Died Were Also From A Wheel I Searched Up On Google

(Moe) Mr. Wolf - Died of Fatal Injuries (Age When Time of Death: 43)

(Cedric) Mr. Snake - Unalives Himself (Age When Time of Death: 67)

(Lou) Mr. Shark - Dies From Kindness (wtah) (Age When Time of Death: 31)

(Pepe) Mr. Piranha - Shot By An Arrow (Age When Time of Death: 36)

(Legs/Stevie) Mr. Tarantula - A Statue Fell On Him (Age When Time of Death: 61)

(Ellen) Agent Fox - Dies From Liking Lolis (Age When Time of Death: 59)

(Pam) Agent Kitty Kat - She Got Stranded On A Desert For 50 Days (7.3 Weeks) Without Food nor Water (Age When Time of Death: 19)

(Joy) Agent Doom - Has Jesus' Death (Age When Time of Death: 70)

(Rhonda/The One) Agent Shortfuse - Got Mauled By Lions (Age When Time of Death: 37)

Milton - Death By A Stalker (Age When Time of Death: 22)

Note: Pam & Milton's Ages When They Died Were 11 & 2 Respectively, But Since Those Ages Are Quite Young, I Changed Them)

[the-bad-guys-2-reportage]

Deadass can't wait to see milton and webs interact in the sequel

Real. I hope they're both included, I loved their interaction in the books!

[unisnake]

Is anyone going to perform in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Wolf: Like?... Perform on a float?

Milton: I got my own Cretaceous period themed float. 😉

Shark: I am gonna be on the clown float! 😄 I have the ultimate clown costume.

Wolf: I'll... keep a distance. 😅

Webs: I am working on different CGI effects. Like I am gonna be having a parade balloon made entirely of CGI!

Diane: I am gonna be with The Chief when LAs police force marches. 🙂

Wolf: Woah! Really? 😮

Diane: Despite everything, despite knowing my identity... We're still friends. 😌

Snake: Yet she still hates us. 🙄

Piranha: This will be the perfect time to make my debut as the Loco Pollo!

Snake: Loco Pollo? 🤨

Piranha: The Crazy Chicken! I am a wrestler now! 😃 And so is Hogwild! She is known as Pigtail!

Snake: Since WHEN? 😬

[thegoldenphantom]

Okay I haven’t gotten an actual warning like this in a long time. Um so if I’m offline here’s the reason. Please keep me updated on ghostbuster when I get back 🙏

[gibb0nz-wow]

The silly

real

[unibeartoon]

The first 4 underlords we seen are polar opposites to the others, I recently noticed

Milton is a pacifist at heart, while shaard is extremely aggressive and is willing to attack anyone

Granny gumbo is a very determined person, ghaastly isn't shown to have any emotion

Zee is shown to be very knowledgeable and wise (this is shown when he suspected that buck thunders is lying about being an other), drillarggh is chaotic and is insane

Abe is honest, while onsaay is able to deceive (as shown when she's with snake)

[weirdboi]

May I request a stevie x milton fluff fanfic

Ofc!! Any special ideas for fanfic?? C:

[awesomex7]

It is here!

Finally, got my Halloween Bad Guys fic uploaded! My biggest and longest Bad Guys fic yet. XD Hope you all enjoy!

[starlightlunasblog345]

Milton, what was it like to find out that you're one of the others?

Milton:"I'm always on the top, my dear. But for your question, it's hard to keep it cuz there's so many dangerous that making my claws broke"

[xandriagreat]

Teaching and Learning with The Paw | chapter 3: A Friend

First Chapter | Last Chapter | Next Chapter

Author’s note: This story is still alive! Again, a big thanks to @vanessafangirl13 for helping me again with this chapter.

Notice/Warnings: Panic/anxiety attack, food/eating, talking about serious topic, yelling/shouting, prison

▪▪▪

Diane was finishing up a class with Dr. Milton T. Park.

The Good Classes have been going very well for the past few months and Diane made good progress.

“That’s all for class today.” Milton said, starting to put things that he brought away.

Diane smiled softly as she got up and stretched a bit. “Do I have an assessment this week?” she asked, looking at Dr. Park.

Milton nodded as he closed his bag. “Yes.” he started, looking at her. 

Diane wondered what the assessment was this week and how she’ll finish it.

“Your assessment for this week is to talk to a friend or make a friend.” Milton said.

Diane’s smile faded as she asked, “I'm sorry, what?”

“Make a friend.”

Diane shook her head. “No. I can’t.”

“Diane.” Milton said in a stern voice. “You can do this.”

Diane looked at Milton and sighed, hugging herself. “I’m not good at that.”

“Don’t worry. You got this. You have only two options. One is to make a friend that’s here or call someone that you consider as a friend.” Milton said, picking up his bag. “You can do both if you want.”

Diane sighed and went out of the room when a guard opened the door for them.

☆◇

Diane went outside to be on the courtyard, thinking about the assessment. ‘Make to be a friend or call someone…’ she thought as she leaned on the prison wall. ‘If I don’t choose one in the next few days, the Warden will choose someone to be a friend for me.’

Diane looked around and noticed a new prisoner walking in the courtyard.

It was a young black woman, wearing an orange prison jumpsuit.

The young woman looked around nervously as she held herself.

Diane smiled softly as she thought, ‘Take a chance.’

The fox went to the young woman.

“Hello.” Diane said with a calm voice, which got the young woman’s attention.

The young woman looked terrified when realizing that she was talking to her. “Um… hi?”

“I haven’t seen you before. What’s your name?” Diane asked, her head tilted to the side a bit.

The woman was hesitant but was able to say, “I’m Ruth Roots.”

“That’s a beautiful name.” Diane said, smiling.

Ruth nodded and looked at Diane. “Wait… you’re Diane Foxington, The Paw.” Ruth said, gasping softly.

Diane smiled and bowed, chuckling, “Yep.”

As Diane stood up right, she noticed Ruth’s hands were shaking. “You ok?” she asked, tilting her head to the side.

“I’m ok. I just don’t know if I should be excited or nervous about this.” Ruth said, her hands still shaking as she tried to make them still.

“Well, I say that this meeting is neutral.” Diane said, looking at the young woman. “Because I am a known criminal and trying to show I am good.”

Ruth nodded and hummed.

The two talked with each other and had a great time with each other’s company.

☆◇

For the past few days, Diane and Ruth got to know each other.

“I have a question for you if you don’t mind me asking.” Diane started as they walked around in the library, getting some books to read.

“Go ahead.” Ruth said, nodding as they looked for a place to sit.

“What crime did you do?” Diane asked as they got to a table.

Ruth was quiet for a moment as they sat down. “I was part of a group that dealt with the death of a worker. I didn’t know that it happened. So I’m on trial to see if I’m guilty or not.”

Diane nodded and hummed. “Reminds me a bit of Monster.”

“Monster?” Ruth asked, looking at the fox.

“Yeah, Monster. It was written by Walter Dean Myers.” Diane explained, waving her hand in the air. “Most high schools have it for English classes.”

“Oh! I read that in high school.” Ruth said, humming. “The thing that bothered me was that the two guys that killed the guy went to a restaurant and ate food there. They should have had people from the restaurant come in or go there to ask questions.”

“Yeah. I was thinking that too. But, hey, it’s ok.” Diane said, shrugging.

Ruth nodded.

The two started to read the books that they got as they talked a bit.

It was nice. The somewhat calmness and quietness of the library was very nice, along with the different conversions that the two have.

They mostly talked about rights.

As they talked, Diane felt that she should call a friend before it was time to go to the cells.

☆◇

When it was an hour until it was time to go to the cells to get ready for bed, Diane went to the telephone that was near the front doors. 

“What are you doing?” an officer asked, looking at her.

“I’m just wanting to call someone.” Diane said, looking at the officer. “I already asked someone if I could do that.”

The officer just stared at her for a moment and said, “Fine. You have three minutes.”

Diane went to the telephone booth and put in a number. She took in a breath to be calm as she waited, hearing the ringing in the phone. 

‘It’s ok, Diane.’ she thought to calm her down.

Then the ringing stopped as the person on the other end of the phone answered, “Hello?”

Diane smiled at the familiar female voice. “Hey, Abby. It’s Diane.” she said, her voice calm and soft.

“Oh, Diane!” Abby exclaimed excitedly.

Diane could feel the happiness from Abby. “How have you been?” the fox asked, wanting to catch up. 

“I’ve been good.” Abby said. “How are you?”

“I’m alright.” Diane said. “It’s been a while.”

“It has been a while… I’ve seen the news about you.” Abby said, a bit of emotion in her voice. “The clips of progress that you’re making.”

“Yeah. I’m happy that Park asked me before showing the clips to the public to show that I’m still making progress.” Diane said with a smile. 

“I know that you like consent.” Abby chuckled softly on the other end of the phone. 

The two became quiet for a moment before Abby asked, “Diane, do you mind if I visit you?”

Diane’s eyes lit up when Abby asked that. “Sure. You can visit me.” Diane said with a soft chuckle.

“Alright. I’ll see you then.” Abby said with a giggle.

“See you then.” Diane hummed before hanging up the phone.

◇☆

When Diane was in her cell, getting ready to go to bed, she felt a familiar presence. 

She turned around to see her ex-partner in crime’s spirit, Pam, looking at her with her arms crossed and frowning at her. The lioness was still wearing plain black pants, white shirt, and a gray vest.

Diane wasn’t shocked to see her. “Hey.” she said before turning back to brushing her teeth.

“Is that all you have to say?” the lioness asked angrily, going over to the fox. 

Diane didn’t answer as she finished brushing her teeth by spitting out the extra tooth paste out of her mouth.

“I am very disappointed in you, Fox.” Pam said, her voice cold as ice.

“Are you now?” Diane asked, turning around to look at Pam. “Because the last time we’ve ‘spoke’, you were proud of me for doing the right thing.”

Pam looks at Diane with a cold look. “I, along with the Lost Girls, are nothing but imaginations of your mind of what you remember of the real ones and what you wished they could have been.” Pam said, looking down at the fox.

Diane shook her head and chuckled softly, “I know but at least it makes it interesting.”

The two were quiet for a few moments.

“So what do you want? One of you four normally shows up if I need a talking or the courage that I need.” Diane asked as she went to her bed and sat down on it, looking at Pam.

Pam just stared at Diane with the piercing dark eyes that sometimes feel like two weapons ready to fire a bullet. “You’re slipping, Fox.” Pam said finally, the cold voice making a chill in the air.

Diane was confused. “What do you mean?”

“You’re opening up. You’re becoming vulnerable.” Pam explained, pointing at Daine. 

“Is that a problem?” Diane asked, her voice becoming cold.

“You know the danger that happens whenever your guard is down.” Pam said, putting hand on her hip. “Or do I have to remind you what happens?”

Diane glared at her as she stood up and growled, “Don’t you dare!”

“I’m just making sure that you are who you worked up to be. A strong, smart, and sly fox. Not a weak pup.” Pam continued, looking down at her still.

Diane breathed heavily before closing her eyes and shouted, “LEAVE ME ALONE!”

When Diane opened her eyes, Pam was gone. The fox took in some deep, calming breaths to get her to be calm as some guards ran to her cell.

“What’s going on?” a guard asked, looking at Diane.

Diane looked at them and tilted her head to the side. “Just some mind tricks. No need to worry.” she reassured them with a smile.