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im not sure i can draw one without the other now...i just think its so funny

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cant believe on top of all the political stress and financial instability next year theyre gonna send the kaiju after us too

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⭐️Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight... ⭐️

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i will never forget in 2022 when i went to the same starbucks every day for like 4 months. and every day i ordered the same thing (grande iced matcha latte with oat milk). and every day it was the same barista and he was so rude to me every single time. and then one day i got in line and he immediately started making my matcha latte when he saw me and as i went to grab it off the counter, he stopped me and looked in my eyes and said "i'm sorry i'm such an asshole to you every day. this job sucks everyone is such a dick to me and youre the only regular who isnt so i take it out on you. and that probably wont change but im sorry anyway." and then the next time i went, he was rude as fuck to me again like nothing had ever happened. life is so strange.

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

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on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2025

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sorry my son lectured your son for watching the counter-revolutionary children's show "paw patrol", but to be fair it is copaganda

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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🪭🌺 This card is soo ughhh

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king of briarland.

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I ran as fast as I could