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#answering asks#chair asks#chair!!#DINNER AND DIATRIBES MENTION!!!!!#okay iām doing them out of order because i. got excited /silly#god dinner and diatribes my beloved#no notes you know iāve already heard it so so many times it bangs so hard /silly#it makes me wanna fucking get and up dance dude god. augh#THATS THE KIND OF LOVE!!! IVE BEEN DREAMING OF!!!!#AUGH me when thatās the kind of love#LET THERE BE DAMAGE ENSUED AND TABLOID NEWS!!!!#anyway. god#there are very few songs that make me wanna get up and move and dance and shit like dinner and diatribes does#ANYWAY#as i was typing this be starting playing and god??? banger?? actually#i fucking love this like. scratchy guitar in the background#AUGH#be as youāve always beenā¦.#LOVER BE GOOD TO MEā¦.#kinda insane about this one actually???? holy shit????#i cannot describe it but this is scratching my brain in some certain way#be love in its disrepute that scorches the hillside and salts every rootā¦. oh my GOD#so fucking killer and cross and both of them together and some amalgamation of them#this is like. walking through run down streets and barbed wire#or fucking whatever#i did Not expect it to be that good actually BAHA i dunno why but god#expectations shattered /silly /pos
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Just finished Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope video game and all I have to say is....
WHY DOES BEEP-O SOUND LIKE POD!?
#/pos /lh#LEGIT HE DOES IM NOT INSANE I TELL YOU (lie)/j#but in all seriousness the game was super fun and enjoyed every moment of it!#Rabbids was a huge part of my childhood (hyperfixated hard on them when younger)#and seeing them with Mario characters and each rabbid having their own charm is pretty neat#Rabbid Rosalina is definitely one of my favorites#i loved all of them tbh#even the background/side characters were pretty neat!! made me admire each planet i went to#just a silly game that i adore alot#ok thats my thoughts on it!
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SandRay are an homage to Wong Kar-Wai's Happy Together and in this essay I will..
...actually explain it because I see people catching his homage's to Western queer media, but not really his shout outs to Eastern queer media.
I assumed there would be allusions to Happy Together when I first saw the trailer, but this last episode centered around Ray really cemented it for me. After all, why would P'Jojo reference all these Western queer shows and not talk about what is probably the most iconic piece of Eastern queer media ever?
Wong Kar-Wai & Happy Together
For some background information, Wong Kar-Wai is a famous and insanely influential Hong Kong filmmaker. If you're a film nerd, you probably know who he is and recognize his style. If you like film and metas, I would recommend watching some of his stuff because afterwards, you'll realize just how much influence he still has on modern media, especially in Asia. Stylistically, he's known for rich color grading; thematic usage of music; an unending sense of nostalgia, heartbreak, and missed opportunities; and dialogue that mean nothing on the surface because everything meaningful is boiling just under, left unsaid (If you've watched Everything Everywhere, All At Once, the entire actress universe sequence was an homage to Wong Kar-Wai). His actors always do a phenomenal job because so much of what they need to portray can't be communicated through words. It makes sense why SandRay, aka FirstKhao, were chosen to represent Happy Together as they are the strongest actors out of the group.
Happy Together, simply summarized, is about two men, Ho Po-Wing and Lai Yiu-Fai, who are in a very tumultuous relationship. They end up in Argentina because they wanted to visit the waterfall that's on a lamp that they own. They get lost, end up using all their money, and have to figure out a way to get back to Hong Kong. While there, they break up, get back together, and break up again.
The movie was released in 1997 and is still ranked as one of the best queer movies of all time. The two main characters are played by Tony Leung and Leslie Cheung. You might recognize Tony Leung as Simu Liu's dad in Shang-Chi. Leslie Cheung was in Farewell, My Concubine, and was famously a bisexual man with a long term male partner. This is significant because it was virtually unheard of to be out and open at that time (he made his relationship public in 1997 though he had mentioned bisexuality in earlier years), especially in Hong Kong which was, and still is, very homophobic. Leslie received a lot of hate for his sexuality and androgyny. (If you're interested in learning more about Leslie as a queer Asian figure, this is a good video essay that goes over his work and his life).
Sand as Lai Yiu-Fai
Fai's, and in turn Sand's, character can be summed up by one line, "One thing I never told Ho Po-Wing was that I didn't want him to recover so fast. Those were our happiest days."
Both Fai and Sand are very static, straightforward characters. They stay above board for the most part and work a variety of jobs to survive. They have their morals about what is right and wrong, which unfortunately is both of their downfalls.
In Happy Together, Wing breaks up with Fai because he is bored with the relationship. He basically says, "I'm bored being with you. Let's break up. If we happen to meet again, we can try again." Then he leaves Fai stranded on the side of a highway.
Later, he reappears in Fai's life. The first encounter is a fight, much like Sand and Ray's first meeting in the bathroom. The second encounter is because Wing gets beaten up. He goes to Fai because he knows Fai will feel obligated to take care of him and he does. It becomes the beginning of their rekindled relationship.
Similarly, Sand has a strong sense of obligation. There are already metas out there about how Sand has a bit of a hero complex. He sees Ray too drunk to drive and he had to step in. He doesn't just take the keys and order a taxi. No, he takes the keys and drives Ray. Sand sees Ray being all sad and pathetic and he can't stop himself from helping. It makes him feel useful. It makes him feel needed.
Both of these men are caretakers. They show affection by providing care. Sand ends up cooking for Ray just as Fai cooks for Wing even when he's sick. As an added bonus, they both make fried rice.
Both Sand and Fai are characters that stand completely still. Ray and Wing always know where to find them. Sand can always be found at YOLO and Fai is at his apartment. Because of this, Ray and Wing come and go as they please. They know that Sand and Fai will take them back...until they finally don't.
Ray as Ho Po-Wing
Starting on a base level, both characters are bratty, needy, promiscuous, spoiled, and selfish. But most importantly, they both share a love of fluffy cardigans.
(I also have a theory they keep putting Ray in wife beaters as an homage to the 90's HK cinema style because otherwise...I just don't understand why, as a rich asshole, he's always in wife beaters. By Thai BL logic, he should be in shirts with too many buttons unbuttoned.)
Wing and Ray are both the ones controlling the pace and direction of the relationship. They come when they need someone to nurture their wounds, both physically and metaphorically. They leave when they're bored or have things they deem more important. They both initiate intimacy and won't take no for an answer.
Wing does this by first trying to join Fai on the couch and then chasing after him to the bed and begging him to let them sleep together.
Ray does it by continuously getting Sand to get in the car with him and then using his puppy dog eyes.
They are both also very, very pouty.
Wing's line is "We could start over". He says it every time he comes back after he's the one that ends the relationship. Fai always fights taking him back, but he always does it anyway.
Ray doesn't really have a line yet (unless you count his "na na naa~"s) but he bats his eyelashes and so far Sand has given into him every time. Sand keeps trying to set boundaries, but the moment Ray begs a little bit, Sand crumbles like a house of cards and lets Ray have whatever he wants.
Relationship Parallels
Wong Kar-Wai is known for making movies about star crossed lovers who are meant for each other, but aren't meant to be together.
Like Wing and Fai, Sand and Ray fill in each other's cracks in a way that complements each other. However, because of the nature of the cracks themselves, them complementing each other is exactly what makes the relationship so toxic. One stays and one goes. One takes and one gives. One is steady and one is flighty.
Most of what I wanted to say about the parallels between their relationships is in the character comparison. What I'm more interested in is the future of SandRay's relationship, especially if they continue to parallel Wing and Fai's in Happy Together.
Obviously, Wing and Fai don't end up together at the end. It wouldn't be a Wong Kar-Wai movie if they did. What is interesting is that Fai's relationship with Wing eventually pushes him into becoming something angry and spiteful. Once Wing heals, Fai knows that he'll become bored and want to leave. In an attempt to get him to stay, he steals and hides Wing's passport which is insane because they are both gay men stuck in a foreign country where they don't speak the language.
Wing, of course, leaves anyway.
There is also a third character, Chang, whom Fai ended up liking. These new feelings are what eventually pushes Fai to leave Argentina and move on from Wing and move on with his life.
The question is, if SandRay follows that same path as Happy Together, what will be the passport that Sand tries to hold over Ray and who will be Sand's Chang?
Stylistic Parallels
Smoking
Making Ray and Sand smoke is definitely an homage to Happy Together with the added bonus of being a metaphor. For the most part, we rarely see characters, especially main characters, smoke in Asian media because smoking is reserved for 'bad' characters.
Cigarettes in Happy Together represent boredom. Fai and Wing smoke at the beginning before they rekindle their relationship because they are just moving through life. Once Fai and Wing get back together, cigarettes stop making an appearance. It isn't until their relationship started deteriorating that we see the men smoking again.
This can also be said about Sand Ray's relationship. They started their 'involvement' with cigarettes. However, the last time we actually see them smoking is in ep 2 right before they hook-up. Since then, we have not seen either of them smoking. This probably means that we'll see one or both of them smoking again when their relationship starts to break down.
(In the preview for ep 5, there is an ashtray in the background on the balcony so let's see if Boston finding out about them is a catalyst for them to start breaking down.)
And of course, there is the added homoeroticism of asking for a light.
Ray's Opening and Closing Scenes
Ray's episode is really what made me go "I see you P'Jojo".
Ray's episode starts with a shot of him isolated and in emotional pain. The camera is claustrophobically close and it keeps moving around. He has a little voiceover opening. It's calm, it's contemplative, it's a little existential, and it is irrevocably sad. If that is not a Wong Kar-Wai staple, then idk what is. Even the song that starts playing gives me 80s, 90s Cantopop vibes.
Ray talks about how Mew being his emergency contact and the one he goes to. Fai talks about how Wing always comes back to him and says "Let's start over".
The movie and the episode ends with both of them once again isolated, alone. They've been through an emotional journey and they've technically moved on. But there's always the idea of not being able to fully let go in Wong Kar-Wai's movie. So just like how Fai has physically removed himself from Wing, but not emotionally, has Ray actually fully removed himself from Mew?
Cinematography
Then there's just a collection of scenes that reminded me very heavily of Happy Together and Wong Kar-Wai's style. I would have added pictures from his other movies for comparison, but Tumblr only lets me put 30 images in a post and I don't want to make a 2nd post.
This scene is specifically from the 1st trailer so I hope they keep it in the show.
This one I call the inevitability of falling. Both Sand and Fai realize they're fully committed to their decision to take care of Ray and Wing here.
The end title card
Actually, all of the end title cards give very Wong Kar-Wai vibes. Look at that saturated, neon color grading. Look at the elongated shots. The intense feeling of isolation.
I'm assuming we'll get all the characters at one point, but so far it looks like the end credit cards indicate who the narrator of each episode is.
Anyway, that's it for me! Sorry it was so long and rambling. I tried to organize my thoughts but as I was thinking, more thoughts would pop up and I'd get distracted. If you made it this far, thanks for reading!
#ofts#only friends the series#only friends series#sandray#ofts meta#only friends meta#happy together#i have to post this now because if i dont ill keep writing and ive already spent too much time on this#if anyone has other screenshot comparisons post them#because there are a few more scenes that give me major wong kar-wai vibes#but im too tired to look for them now
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THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. Iām gonna get this done as fast as I can but I just started school againš College please stop dragging me. Anywaysss Iām going insane over gravity falls again. The two line art pieces in the picture frames in the background were drawn by one of my closest friends! They donāt have a tumblr ā¹ļø Her user on insta is @/mosseater3110
Anyways, these two make me sick/pos. Healthy father figure and child relationships make me crazy actually
#gravity falls#art wip#mabel pines#grunkle stan#they make me sick#girl dad#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#aaaaaa#dipper pines#mystery twins
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Choose your favorite!
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What fans say:
Kung Fu Panda:
Honestly iconic. The progression of story, the message, the acting.
The way this movie balances tone is nothing less than astonishing to me. It's funny and lighthearted but also intense and dramatic and neither ever take away from the other. Every joke and emotional beat lands excellently. Not to mention. The fight scenes SLAP. And so does the score!!
It's just GOOD. I love how all of them were insanely genuine. Po genuinely wanted to be a Kung Fu master. The Furious Five genuinely wanted to be the very best like no one ever was. And Tai Lung genuinely wanted to kick the shit out of anyone that even looked at that dragon scroll. But seriously one of the best movies.
Treasure Planet:
The setting and focal relationship!
WHALES IN SPACE. Second best treasure island adaptation (#1 is muppets). The song The Song!!
Where do I begin with this movie? It blends CG and hand drawn animation beautifully. All of the backgrounds are gorgeous. There are so many cool alien designs. The score is absolutely perfect. The amount of detail put into the design and worldbuilding shines through. All of the characters are so much fun to watch, especially Long John Silver and Captain Amelia. This movie takes at least partial responsibility for my love of space/sky pirates. Also it was actively sabotaged by Disney so I need to vouch for it at every chance.
Space pirates in a classic novel. It's gorgeously animated with a blend of 2d and 3d. Also, LONG JOHN SILVER HAS A 3D HAND thats hecking impressive for a main character to be a blend of the two in 2002. Did I mention the twink protagonist and malewife for the rich halfwit son? The aliens are beautifully unique, and a mantis guy floats off into space. from a pirate ship. because they aren't just space pirates, they're aliens and cyborgs on pirate ships going through space. Which fucking rocks.
It's a genuinely creative adaptation of Treasure Island that has so much heart and incredible animation. It helped pioneer 3D animationa nd it was the first feature animated film to utilize both 2 and 3 D animation
The animation is so good, and the way that the antogonist isn't black and white, he genuinely cares for the protagonist <3
Pirate ships in space!
Watched this on loop as a kid, gave me solace for not growing up with a dad
It fucks
The āA n i m a t i o nā!! And captain Amelia
It's so fun looking, cool character design. It's funny, it's emotional. I love it so very much please aaaaaaa
How this movie looks is absolutely amazing. A space-steampunk pirate story with fantastic visuals and (mostly) great characters. The vibes this movie has are off the charts. Jim is the bad-boy-good-heart kid, the doctor is a silly-goofy-but-oddly-competent support and Silver is a complex father-figure-who's-made-mistakes. Also MORT the cute little jelly that won me over in 0.5 seconds flat. I am also a slut for a good soundtrack and this one SLAPS. I will stand by my opinion that the Russian version of the song I'm Still Here did a better job of fitting the montage and the mood. That's a hill I will die on.
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the bandwagon has been jumped on here's a jarthur
inspired by all the incredible artists drawing these two as the kiss, I am in awe and I am also chewing on the walls
somewhat nervously tagging @potato-lord-but-not because they've been pretty much spearheading the jarthur kiss movement and also their art makes me insane /pos
closeups, sketch, and image id under the cut :)
image id: a digital drawing of John doe and Arthur lester from malevolent drawn as the kiss painting. both are on their knees, John cradles arthurs head close to kiss him on the cheek and one of arthurs hands holds johns right wrist. Arthur is a white man with shaggy brown hair and a bit of a beard, his eyes are closed and he is smiling slightly. he is wearing a collared white shirt with the sleeves rolled up and grey pants with a belt. his left hand has dark brown roots spreading across it. John is a taller figure, very dark grey except for a white mask covering his face. the mask is featureless except for a black eye hole. he has long hair in the same color as the rest of his body. there are rough shadows sketches in. the bottom of John spreads out in scribbles around both their knees and around them in the dark yellow background. there are yellow and black stars scattered across the drawing. the other two pictures are a closeup of John and Arthur and a pencil sketch of the drawing. end image id
#this was very fun to work on#johns shading was fun and messy and an all around good time#I think I'm getting better at fabric folds too thanks Arthur#I still fucking adore the first sketch though#me a week or so ago really popped off with that one#ebb rambles#malevolent#ebb draws stuff#john doe#arthur lester#jarthur#private eyes#I'm normal about this show (lie)#described
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what would you consider essential marc and rosquez watching? i donāt mean races but the stuff happening around it, there seems to be so much and idk where to start š
BIG ass question. i think it depends what you want outta this and how you best interact with content slash consume information. for me (not to brag but. winner of multiple historical essay writing competitions in high school. for context on the kind of freak i am bringing to the table here.) the research is kind of the fun part ! like i just started googling shit! i would go to inactive blogs and just search 'marquez' on them to see what would happen ! a lot of the times that works ! but it also takes a lotttt of time lol so i'll chuck some good resources your way, why not...
okay im not sure how basic we're talkin here but um. background. so the documentaries are, i think. the best place to start. theyre entertaining and offer a good amalgamation of clips to provide context for the actual racing. and like i know you de-emphasized racing (which is fine lol who cares) but it really is like the most important thing in the world to these fools and its a pretty visual sport so i think its at least helpful. like yes sepang IS about the press conference, but its also about the conversation they have ON the race track using their motorcycles. which is also somewhat a conversation that they HAVE been having all year long...
i'd start with hitting the apex (2013), its a GREAT introduction to the "characters" that does a lot of legwork to contextualize everything. lays the scene for where vale is at coming into his relationship with marc (both personally, wrt to marco simoncelli, and career-wise concerning his flop at ducati), and also how insane marc's whole deal is in general. the second half is. materially a study on what him entering the premiere class did to the sport as a whole. the introductory chapter in many respects
marc marquez: all in. MY introduction and blissfully free online. marc comma in his own words, with all the implications of that. a self-produced documentary where he is giving feedback about the edit of said documentary straight to camera and no less vulnerable because of it which is very marc imo. revealing both intentionally AND unintentionally about his whole deal with injury, vale, and his image.
motogp unlimited. im gonna be real kind of boring. like i would still watch it ! but do it kind of later, once you know the major players so youre automatically more invested. it doesnt really give you more than marc says himself in all in tbh, and i get the sense him and vale were NAWWWT interested in doing more than the bare minimum for it.
marc's rookie doc. free and subtitled on the youtubes. the first half of this is deadass just him wanting to fuck vale so bad while every comment from vale has me saying GIRL. out loud because the foreshadowing would be genuinely shocking if this was fiction. anyways the laguna seca of it all....
next i would hit up PODCASTS ! i think it makes sense after the documentaries, because these are all podcasts that arent strictly about rosquez (even if they are in many ways the main characters lmao) and personally it helps to put faces to lesser known names that might pop up before i listen to a purely audio product and get lost in the soup of sounds. the paddock pass podcast has two retrospective episodes about the 2015 season that are really good at context, oxley bom pod has a fun recent episode on valentino that i love, again just poke around a lil
videos. these guys have never filmed a lot of content together tragically. what i wouldnt give for someone to make them do an escape room. anyways ranch visit HERE (post explaining the ranch visit here). sepang presscon (sowwy) here. vale unhinged podcast interview the month after marc's documentary came out here. vale retirement interview where he gets asked about marc here. vale talking about asking marc to the ranch here. vale postrace at argentina 2018 here. UCCIO postrace at argentina 2018 here. theres a lot moreeeee just go on my blog archive and filter for rosquez and vids its easier lol
journalism. hello. okay so you should genuinely spend some time reading through mat oxley's stuff he can write (theres a paywall but you can run that shit through wayback machine). he also loves an insane comparison which i do enjoy.... again this is one that can be solved by googling his name and tacking on 'marquez' or 'rossi' or a specific time period or race it will probably reap some dividends. in terms of specific ass articles this one is kind of load bearing in terms of sepang and some of the interpersonal competitive tensions at play. that being said there are manyyyyyy crazy interviews and snippents of articles from other journos floating around motogp tumblr (like literally too many to link) adn its fun to dig around to find them, but mat oxley gets a shoutout because i was reading this article TODAY !
other content. honestly one of the best resources I'VE found for plotting out the arc of their relationship is @kingofthering's everyrosquezpodium series. you can REALLY see it play out lol. also her tagging system rules she very neatly lays out years and races... so if something jumps out at you, CLICK ITTTT ! also all of @ricciardoes fave presscon moments series. insane.
all this to say a small little rpf fandom like this rewards some digging! i would just recommend following narrative threads that interest you ! its also a small fanbase that is pretty research oriented, so if youre ever confused about somethin, just shoot an ask or run a search on someone's blog (@kwisatzworld has endless vale resources and @batsplat is one of the most thorough researchers ive ever seen, for example) like for real theres so much... i also have a primer that i made forever ago that has some links on it so you can peruse that if you so wish. but frankly a lot of it is just using those research muscles and being sufficiently deranged enough to be screenshotting reddit threads at one am so you can post them to tumblr because they mentioned marc and vale in the same sentence and that lit up some of the neurons in your brain
(and i know you said outside of races but i think theyre good benchmarks as turning points soooo you should do some diggin on laguna seca 2013, jerez 2015, argentina 2015, ASSEN 2015, sepang 2015 obvi, argentina 2018, and misano 2019. those are the big tentpoles of insane rosquez relationship drama imo. i mean theres many more but. im limiting myself.)
#i also. found stuff bc i did a lot of digging around in blogs archives from 2013-2015. but this was because i was unemployed#and my migraines made reading books (my FAVORITE THINGGG) kinda hard for like 6 months#so i was acting like a border collie that hadnt been walked in two weeks but like. mentally. and we got here.#tumblr didnt hurt my head so much NOOOO idea why#motogp#callie speaks#asks#rosquez
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Racer! Link
Racer! Link x Reader
CW: Smut, Minors DNI, I will block your ass, author knows nothing about racing and it shows
AN: Yes, this is about that Link. The one with the elf ears, says "Hyah!". Yeah I'm a Linked Universe Nerd. Sucks to be y'all. Keep ya guessing on which fandom has my balls this week.
~Darling XOXO
ā¾ So, I hesitated writing this for a number of reasons, but I decided I don't care. Hozier has a new song, April has me face down in the mattress with how hard it's fucked me and I just want to write about a Link near and and dear to my heart.
ā¾ Mario Kart Link.
ā¾ He's just a silly lil goober who's always having a good time. Especially when I play as him because what is second place? He'll never know.
ā¾ I know, canonically, both are Skyward Sword! Link and Breath of the Wild! Link. I do not care.
ā¾ Because come with me, sinner, as we explore a whole new world. A world where Mario Kart isn't a silly lil game. It's an empire.
ā¾ Like Fast and the Furious (I think, idk I never watched any of them). OR like sk8 the infinity at S. I do know that one.
ā¾ There are real things at stake here. It's intense, and it's heavy.
ā¾ Here, give me a break while I do some worldbuilding here. Mystery blocks are still a thing, they work by magic idk, except getting hit by one of those things is devastating. It's why the newcomers don't last long.
ā¾ All the main screen players (Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Inkling boy, etc.) are high level racers. They are A-listed and the ones you look out for if you see them in the lineup.
ā¾ Including Link himself. He drives a motorcycle he named Epona, which he built himself from scratch.
ā¾ I spent a lot of time (three minutes) trying to figure out a clever nickname for him, and then I saw some of the names other people gave their Linksona's and, while there's nothing wrong with them, I quickly realized I was overthinking things.
ā¾ It's mostly a stage name, his name is Link and outside of the raceway, he goes by it.
ā¾ But, for shits and giggles, and point of discerning him from the others, I don't care. Call him ratchet, greaser, racer, cypher, tank, axel, sparks. I'm giving you all the freedom! Me? Personally? I'm going to call him:
ā¾ Neo- a combining form meaningĀ ānew,ā ārecent,ā ārevived,ā āmodified,ā
ā¾ Great I gave you some background, let's get into the fun parts.
ā¾ Neo, where do we begin with you.
ā¾ Have y'all read A Court of Mist and Fury? You know Rhysand?
ā¾ He's Cassian coded.
ā¾ LMAO You thought.
ā¾ He's a fun, kind-of guy but when shit gets real, he can shift from zero to a hundred like that.
ā¾ He'll be laughing with a newbie, patting them on the shoulder, but the second that visor comes down, he's unrecognizable. He's an A-lister for a reason.
ā¾ He's infamous for taking shortcuts that are insanely dangerous. He's almost always bandaged somewhere, but not his pretty boy, play bunny face.
ā¾ So Cassian and Lightning McQueen.
ā¾ He's totally the kind to shoot a wink and a flirty wave, spend the night and then be gone by morning. Or have them escorted out by his Zelda in the morning, Tony Stark style
ā¾ He's a slut.
ā¾ Can you tell I like my men slutty?
ā¾ And he's such a....character in bed.
ā¾ He's a selfish lover, but make no mistake about it. His partner gets their end. That's right. I said lover. He's fucked bowser.
ā¾ I'm kidding
ā¾ No I'm not.
ā¾ He doesn't care who's in his bed. Man, woman, the funky others who say FUCK YOU to the gender spectrum /pos
ā¾ He'll bottom, top, switch it up mid-way through. He just like me fr.
ā¾But he's not lazy. Selfish, yes, but lazy? No. He's the best rider both on and off Epona, yk yk.
ā¾ And he has such a pretty cock too. A pretty flushed pink, circumcised with such a lovely vein running up the bottom of it. And while pretty, sorry his balls aren't much to write home about.
ā¾ They are dangerously sensitive though. Suck on them and run your thumb along the head of his dick and he'll whimper.
ā¾ SPEAKING OF-
ā¾ He whimpers so nicely. God, when he's in the middle of bouncing up and down on you (artificial or organic both are good), and his own hands are running up his chest, plucking at his own pebbled nipples and playing with the piercings as his head is thrown back in pure bliss-
ā¾ He's probably sponsored by Monster Energy
ā¾ Has a sugar daddy FOR SURE. God wish I was HIM.
#darling writes#legend of zelda#legend of zelda x reader#loz x reader#Linked universe x reader#lu x reader#linked universe#link x reader#mario kart link x reader#loz link x reader#legend of zelda link#if this has been done before...#my bad#im sorry
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Ahh I can't wait for Avatar 3! I know it probably won't happen but I would like to see Spider join the ranks of Ash's na'vi either through re-kidnapping or willingly as some kind of inside spy or ambassador for the good guys (kind of like Clarke from the 100 if you know this show). And while I'm not a fan of the idea of āāQuaricth being romantically involved with Varang I think it would be funny to see her and Spider together since she would basically become his stepmother
I loved the idea of ash clan Spider and was having so much fun with the ideas you listed until the theories based off the D23 pic started being talked about. My friend @cyren-myadd has some great thoughts on everything and Iām also a big fan of Avatar Theory on YouTube. I was watching his break down of the Ash Clan last night and he noted that the other Naāvi in the picture with Varang donāt seem to have kurus hinting that they might cut them off and give them to Varang as a sign of loyalty. If that actually happens then that is so insane to me. This isnāt just a tribe of out casts, itās a cult.
In the original Avatar thereās actually a deleted scene of Tsuātey, who survives his fall, though is still very injured. Heās found by Wainfleet who says that he heard having their kurus cut off is worse then death for a Naāvi and then proceeds to cut off Tsuāteyās. When Tsuātey is found he makes Jake the next leader and then begs him for death which Jake gives him. I think knowing all that is what makes the idea of Naāvi willing cutting off their kurus so off putting to me. Itās not only severing their connection to Eywa, but to every loved one they could connect with, every creature they could bond with. And itās all for Varang. That is beyond scary for me and so I donāt want my boy anywhere near that crazy cult although I know he will be.
Iām pretty certain from the set leaks weāve gotten that at least Spider and Jake will be captured by Quaritch. So yeah Spider will definitely meet the ash clan through re-kidnapping. But I donāt think heāll stay with them for long. The ash clan is obviously working with the R.D.A.
ļæ¼ We see in this image that the background ash clan are all heavily armed. Theyād only get that kind of firepower from the R.D.A. My guess is that Varang wants to be all powerful and spread her cult to all the tribes. She probably doesnāt care about the great balance if her followers cut off their kurus and so she makes a deal. For their firepower Varang will let the R.D.A strip Pandora for resources.
From script and art leaks we know that a miracle will take place where Spider will be able to breath Pandoran air and possibly from the art leak have a kuru of his own.
This image has been kicking around for a while now and you can see Spider has a braid like a kuru but Iām thinking that might actually be his kuru. Now hear me out because my evidence is very tenuous for this but you see how Spiderās hair is significantly darker at the roots. Like their Jack Champions real hair color. Could just be attention to detail since some blonds do change to brunettes as the age or it could be because weāre going to lose the wig I.e all our angst fics come true and we actually do see Spider get his dreads cut off.
(Which even though Iāve written that scenario a few times I legitimately donāt want to see it happen just because I donāt want to see our boy in anymore pain)ļæ¼
And the only way I really see that happening is if heās captured (like we know he will be) and experimented on by the R.D.A. Theyād most definitely want to see how his kuru attaches to his brain and you canāt perform brain surgery on a patient with a full head of hair. Quaritch wouldnāt be able to just stand by and let this happen though. He cares about his son for sure but also heās indebted to Spider for saving his life. I can see a moment mirroring the one on the rocks where Spider left Quaritch after saving him, though this time itās Spider who was saved. Spider would be seeing his dadās potential for change and want him to come with him but Quaritch refuses this time. Heās all out of sorts because heās seen how crazy Varang is and has no desire to return to the ash clan but he also canāt go back to the R.D.A now that heās betrayed them. So he just says ānow weāre even,ā hops onto Cupcake and flies away leaving Spider to return to Jake.
Those are all just theories though. Iām just as excited as you for Fire and Ash! Everything from D23 had me pricing out how much a weekend trip to Animal Kingdom would cost me just so I could go to the world of Pandora there. I think Iāll cry happy tears the day I finally have enough money to go and bask in the world I love so much.
Thank you so much for reaching out! šš
#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles quaritch#colonel miles quaritch#varang#ash clan#avatar: fire and ash#avatar 3
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tdi reboot season 2 spoilers: talking about ripaxel during the finale, final screenshot contains spoilers about the finalists (in a sense), proceed at your own risk
can't stop won't stop talking about ripaxel actually. the way ripper's hand is almost always on her shoulder. the way axel took ripper off the ground by a few strands of hair. the way they only sucked faces in the background and cracked a few funny one liners while the focus of the camera. that's what it's all about baby. i fucking love them. they are.. so silly ourgh...
also while taking screenshots i came upon the funniest fucking pause screen ever. millie is devastated. raj is so sad. bowie is done. scary girl is... scary girl. man i love this cast
bonus because of brainrot: LOOK AT AXERIMIEN. GOING INSANE /POS
axerimien is very real to me btw.. if you even care.... they're all dating.... kissing each other on the lips cringefail style........ <3333
#total drama#total drama island#total drama 2023#total drama reboot#tdi#tdi 2023#td 2023#td spoilers#total drama spoilers#td ripper#td axel#ripper td#axel td#also#damien td#td damien#and also#ripaxel#axeripper#rixel#rimien#axerimien#ripper x axel#axel x ripper#ripper x damien#damien x ripper#axel x damien#damien x ripper x axel
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MCSM REMAKE ANALYSIS
god Iām so UNWELLLLL ABOUT THISā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø /POS
I just wanna state beforehand the trailer looks AWESOME, I have some criticisms but Iām MOSTLY excited! I havenāt played the game in years though, so a lot of my info is pure memory and the power of hyperfixation . It MAY be inaccurate and if it is, I do genuinely want to be corrected!
[WARNING: LONG. I YAP A LOT BELOW CUT.]
Male!White Jessie is the poster child, which makes sense as he is the most recognizable. As much as I LOVE female Jessie sm, I definitely recognize M by first glance.
The animation looks MUCH nicer, though itās not shown in this screenshot! Itās got a raised FPS from the original, and actually doesnāt have a ton of lighting errors anymore!
Theyāre adding newer blocks, which I like a lot - though it does lead to one of the first major criticisms I have. They need to TREAD CAREFUL with new stuff. The amethyst looks great, but I guarantee 90% of people are going to play/watch Block by Block for nostalgia, and an OVERLOAD of new stuff will take away from this.
PETRA!!!!! She looks COOL in this shot, and in general! The lighting is GREAT, and I appreciate her getting an action shot! The shadow is a little intense, but no complaints here.
Olivia and Eligard using redstone lights is a nice touch, and connects the characters well. :)
It also begs the question of if Olivia (in that screenshot) is pre-witherstorm or post-witherstorm, as she WAS always a Redstone engineer but she got a lot of her inspiration and materials from Redstone City.
THE CREW! This is a GREAT starting shot, though I will unfortunately tripe that I wish the shading was less heavy here. Lucas looks great, and Iām happy to see him! He was always one of my favorites. :)
Alex and Olivia having a conversation, while Jessie and Lucas just separately enjoy the situation. Lucas doesnāt look super pleased here, but he isnāt really happy for most of MC:SM, soā¦. (Free my boy, he needs therapy) /j
I canāt tell if Gabriel is going to die or not, unfortunately. This scene looks like just adoration for his hero, but it also reminds me of the choice to take Eligard or Magnusās armor, which worries me. Gabriel dying doesnāt seem too likely though, as we see him in shots that take place presumably later.
Iām not sure, but I THINK the first place here is Mobcity! If it is, WOAH. It looks INSANE! (/POS) I loved Mobcity so much when I first played the game, and seeing it again made me giggle a little bit.
The second and third locations are clearly Redstone City (Redstonia? I donāt remember the name, sorry!) And Boomtown. I personally always chose Boomtown when I played, but I watched people play Redstone city! They both look nice, and the more terf-war style chaos of Boomtown looks nice - it almost looks like something Fallout reminiscent to me.
I have a FEW thoughts here. First - the obvious, I canāt tell what the drones are. Iām likely forgetting something story wise - but I canāt identity where they come from. BUT, the lights in the background look a lot like White Pumpkins mansion zoomed in, which excites me.
Exceptā¦. I donāt think those are from White Pumpkin.
THIS shot interested me the most of the whole trailer. Red arrows shooting in a snowy forest. This appears to be the same location as the previous shot, and initially I thought these arrows were from PAMA. But that doesnāt make sense, sheās in the desert.
These arrows look like ROMEO. Sure, itās a possibility theyāre the poison arrows from the Mansion, but theyāre glowing too bright and in addition to the drones from the previous shot makes me think them to be The Admins.
So how is HE, HERE? And why was only one drone blue? (Also, keep in mind I DO know the difference between the drones and phantoms).
Speaking of PAMA. HOLY. JEBUS. /POS
This looks TERRIFYING. I love this shot because itās nailing in a concept the original kind of failed at, that this robot is ENSLAVING EVERYONE. These people are drones - pawns to the perfect system. And some of the armor here is detailed, making me think some of them are named characters. I donāt remember if any named characters get taken over in the original, but probably.
The Temple! It FEELS big just with this shot, which amazes me. 10/10, no comments.
This is the one shot I took a while to identify. I first thought this was the Spleef area for some reason, then I thought it was the Mob Grinder due to the downward shot, but it seems to simply be the cart ride near the beginning of the game through the nether. (Which is a shame, because I would LOVE to see the mob grinder in the trailer!)
The Piglins concern me a little for the same reason as the amethyst, so I restate - PLEASE donāt rely on new stuff. This is justifiable, as Pigmen are gone, but just a quick warning.
I CANT tell who the person on the left is, but I have a few theories? This is a snow environment, so my brain thought is that itās somebody from the White Pumpkin area. But it looks a lot like (from memory) Ivors ninja costume. Iām sure thereās an obvious answer one google search could tell me, but Iām dumb and donāt wanna google stuff.
It could also be an anti-PAMA person? I donāt remember that plot too well, but wasnāt there also a blue headset used to see through the red ones?
AND FINALLY. THE ONE. THE ONLY.
THE WITHERSTORMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
I have SO many good things to say, as well as a few criticisms, but theyāre so small Iāll knock them out now. The roof doesnāt really look like itās glass being shattered, it looks too thick. And the color contrast is a tad too high.
Thatās it. The whole criticism. NOW, itās so BIG. It feels consuming, like itās not just eating its environment but also growing too fast for even the camera to catch up with. One of my hopes is that they donāt have as many full-body shots of the creature, because shots like THIS - where itās so large you canāt even SEE THE END (no pun intended) amaze me. I love these shots.
Anyway this excites me very much and also gave me motivation to crawl my MC:MS ocās from the grave and look at their dirty, cringy asses again. I might remake them TBH, those concepts were fire. 10 year old me COOKED.
#mc:sm#MCSM#minecraft story mode#minecraft#text post#long post#media analysis#block by block: the amulet#block by block
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Masterlist of Denied Requests 2
Please take a crack at it everyone! Second Wave! More will be added later on!
Mogai
Coinings:
could I please suggest a barn cat pet regressor flag?
A gender term for being connected to Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls? And/or the other (main) characters if you want to?
Editblr
Blinkies/Pixels/Stamps/Widgets:
hiii can i request stamps or blinkies based off of hitchcock by yorushika?
could you do astro from dandy's world stamps ?
can you make a cure majesty(from hirogaru sky precure !) widget? for twitter btw?
Userboxes:
"this user is a slasher protag", maybe with cyan/yellow and red/silver variants?
can I have a userbox with the text saying āthis user is every womanā with the small image box being the album cover of chaka khanās chaka (1978) album, and the background being a color similar to chakaās dress in the album cover?
Moodboard/Stimboards:
can i please request a stimboard based on the warden from superjail? purples, reds, and just generally silly things would be vv cool!!
can i request a macalo and ivan (ftrf) stimboard??
can you pretty please make a x men nightcrawler stim board???
Could you do a stimboard of Stinky Chuzzle from Chuzzle 2?
do you think you could make a Shawn from total drama stimboard with related stims? -
do you think you could make a cosmic browines, lunchables, and koolaid themed stim board, or just a stim board thats themed around popular kids food back in the 2000s?
can i req a centricide stimboard?
Satw Sweden with lots of blue and yellow and also a technological theme stimboard?
can you do a plural rui stimboard? With rings of various colors?
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Can I get a moodboard based on Junior Spaceclaw with some mood of bug hating and the alike?
May I please request a moodboard of Willy Wonka from Wonka (2023) with the colors sage green and fuchsia?
Special:
Could you do a moodboard for Logan Mitchell/Kendall Knight (Big Time Rush - specifically from the show) using pictures of them from the show (not real life) with themes of devotion and dependency and purple and blue colours?
Icon Requests:
can i req some icons of judgement boy from the gregory horror show??
could you do emily dickinson paci icons?? (from the show dickinson, not the real person)
can i request x (mega man) icons if possible?
Can I ask for rukia kuchiki pfps / graphics? (Bleach)
Could you do some icons of Claude von Riegan from Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Three Hopes?
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can u do yugoslavian or serbian flag inanimate insanity tea kettle icons?
can i req icons of simon henriksson from cry of fear?
may i req gumi icons ? (vocaloid) (2 people asked for this)
Can I request a k-angel reply cons with like a super pastel pink color?
Rentry Graphics:
would it be possible to request a yuji itadori graphic?
Could you do dc graphics if possible? with nightwing please?
Can you make a rentry graphics themed bsd lucy card (Masquerade)
hi can i request a teardrop from bfdi graphics?
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Can I request Sua from alnst graphics please?
Can I request Ivan alien stage graphics? (two people asked for this)
Could u please make matching mizuan graphics?
Could I get graphics of empires s1 count fwhip?
Bill Cipher goblincore graphics plleeaassee? -
Hihi! Can you make some graphics of tsugumi aoba??
may I please request a chifuyu matsuno and keisuke baji (tokyo revengers) rentry graphic ?
Can I get a cute graphic of Allan from Smiling Friends? :3 Non gif, please... :]?
Could I request some ennis del mar rentry graphics perchance? (Real Person warning!)
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Can I get some po-uta (vocaloid) graphics?
Can i request some pink-colored rentry graphics of koishi komeiji from touhou project please?
CAN I REQUEST DIGITAL WITCH MAYURA RENTRY GRAPHICS?
Can I have Pump from Spooky month graphics with a kidcore halloween aesthetic?
can I pls request yosuke hanamura graphics (p4) please and thank you? -
May I pls request cutesy graphics of Patisserie Peach from Princess Peach: Showtime?
can i please have shinjiro aragaki rentry graphics?
Can I get some rentry graphics for Rayman/Fakeman from Captain Laserhawk: a Blood Dragon Remix?
can you please make butter roll rentry graphics? With a weirdcore theme if possible?
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can i please get yosuke hanamura graphics in a orange and white theme? preferably one with text that says INTERESTS on it!
could u do pest from regretevator rentry graphics? mostly red colored?
may i request tetora nagumo from ensemble stars rentry graphics?
can i get paul from eddsworld graphics please ?
NPTs/SNPTs:
iso from valorant id pack?
May i request a religious ID pack?
Can I request a barrel jellyfish id pack?
kinich npts pleasee?
can i req 3rd life ren names + pronoun suggestions? (NPs only) -
Could i get name suggestions for an envy (Inside Out Movie)?
Can i request an id pack based off of 1x1x1x1 from roblox :3?
Could I request name suggestions for Black Hat from Villainous?
could i please get some npts related to cannibalism?
Dividers/Borders:
can you please make a lotus border with leaves?
may i request some red Moonlight Cookie Alluring Crescent Moon Costume dividers from CR:OB please?
Purple science-y dividers please?
Can I get some sylveon themed banner/dividers?
Custom NPTs/SNPTs
None Submitted
PNG/Render/Mask Requests:
hiii may I request kyouka izumi from bsd renders??
Maybe kirishima pfp mask? (MHA)
can you please make a BFDI themed pfp mask?
could you make a columbina mask?
Layout Requests:
can you do a dark blue moon-themed shin tsukimi yttd layout.... :3?
could i request a rentry layout themed after the youtuber yumi ? it's perfectly okay if not !!! id love it if it had the colors pink and blue :)
Could I request a blue webcore discord layout for Spat from hamtaro?
could i req a matching ushijima and oikawa tumblr layout??
Can I request a light pink/ girly akaza layout? (akaza is from demon slayer.)
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Could you do a tumblr layout of Kiui Watase from YoruKura aka Jellyfish can't swim in the night?
Could you do mizi and sua (alien stage) layout?
maria marionette layout, maybe? (Nijisanji warning)
can you do leafy bfdi + kangel nso graphics?
may I please request an Aether layout with themes of glitching and the color blue? No kin/id/me tags if possible. -
Package Request:
Can I geta xilonen tumblr layout, please? and maybe some replycons /the three paimon stickers?
Can I get a sea fairy cookie (crk) banner, pfp, big dividers (top and bottom), little dividers (middle), a few replycons, those little banners, and whatever else you can?
Template Request
Could i request a mitsuri rentry template for a yumeship/fictional other list?
can request a temp rentry of Colette from brawl stars?
could u do an ivantill rentry template?
This is the second list, at this point, people have submitted asks to us. Thank you for your cooperation with the enititative.
#coining#mogai coining#xeno coining#dividers#icons#replycons#editblr#rentry#rentry resources#rentry graphics#carrd resources#rentry stuff
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do you relize how much story telling you can do with this power? How many Easter eggs you can hide? How cool you are????
People who can draw intricate backgrounds art to powerful wtf
#ryders rambles#/POs#working on getting better at backgrounds and have been finding artists to study#itās insane to me because I canāt even conceptuize how ur doing that
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now you should pick your favorite āØnoteworthyāØ jance moments
thanks for not making me choose only one!
i do agree with you, the damon photoshoot is the most impactful moment for me too and it will take a lot to top that (an engagement announcement for example š)
everything that happened in the days before the jance photos dropped was an absolute mayhem. while we were waiting for jan and nace's photos we had
nace liking luluxa's wedding fanart on ig
the cooking livestream with the endless jance hearteyes
boys kissing behind closed doors
it was a hell of a stressful time in fandom, i don't think i slept for a whole week and after the photos dropped i think i cried for 3 days
the rest of these are in no particular order (and there's tons of amazing moments to choose from)
paris guitar shop video (and the paris date)
jan posting the clip where you can hear nace laughing in the background (and me coming to scream at you immediately about it) and later finding out, thanks to nace's jan appreciation march tour ig post, that they had an actual date in paris. š (i will never shut up about it)
umazane misli karaoke and nace singing jutro po tebi mi diŔi to jan while jan plays nace's bass
domestic london jance i just love domestic jance and boy did the london era provide us with that. them having breakfast together made me insane <3
most of these moments are quite recent so i want to give a special shoutout to all of their soft and flirty esc era interview moments
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I wish for you to know that your backgrounds are insane, you are insane, your comic is insane, literally everything you're doing is insane/pos
You are actually amazing.
A very sincere thank you šššØš Backgrounds have always been quite time consuming and dull for me. So it's nice to see how much faster I am at them! I've improved a lot. I'm excited to continue my story.
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hi!!! I watched your show yesterday and I just wanna say holy shit. this might genuinely be my favorite thing ever it is so so good. the story is incredible, the assets, backgrounds, and designs are absolutely GORGEOUS and I can see the insane amount of love and dedication put into every single frame of this it is so so good I am going to explode/pos cracklin is so painfully relatable too I love him
ā¢ļø I was very emotionally moved when I read this. Your kind review saved my sad evening. Thank you very much for this. I really put my whole soul into this project, it is my cure for depression and apathy now that my life is not in the best situation. I'm very glad that you liked I.O.N. Every kind, supportive word means a lot to me.
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