#the babe wake up thing is from me to me 😂 i wish i had known sooner!

[haaam-guuuurl]

BABE WAKE UP THEY'RE FINALLY LETTING RHAENYRA TARGARYEN KISS WOMEN ON TV

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I AM SO SAD RN😭😭😭 i wrote a looongggg ass feedback fr this time and i clicked on some shit and it VANISHED. JUST LIKE THAT. I WAS SO PROUD 💔💔💔 and now i'll probably forget half of the things i wrote☹️☹️☹️

BUT i'll try my best😜 (i'll write this as if it's the first time)

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NO WHAT THE FUCK HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. YOONGI YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS. WE DIDN'T FUCKING AGREE ON THIS SHIT 😭😭 bro's on drugs or something??? i was so happy when he confessed and now he's like "If I said anything, let's just say I didn't mean it." UMMM EXCUSE ME??

YOONGI YOU DUMB BITCH!!!! SHE WAS READY TO SAY IT BACK💔💔💔

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oh shit and now jimin and y/n will have an argument 🤣🤣🤣 CAN THINGS GET WORSE THAN THAT????

oh wait THINGS GOT FUCKING WORSE❤️

because fuck this shit even jimin is leaving WHY GOD WHY

AIN'T no way she just said that🤗🤗; "A little more notice would've been nice," bro we're not even HALF WAY THROUGH AND SHIT IS ALREADY DOWN

•i am so scared to even read the next word. em what have you done?•

OH THIS TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TURN

having him is a need at this point.

i love jimin

i love jimin

i love jimin

i love jimin

and now i love jungkook☹️☹️ BABY STAR CANDY IS BACK!!!! we all missed this kid my dear y/n 🥺💜 I'M GLAD THEY SORTED THINGS OUTTT!! even though things won't be as they were but at least they talked like grown ups🙏🏼💜

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"I think we should both just focus on work, and stop being so distracted." UMMM I DON'T THINK SO???? CAN YOU JUST STOP IT FOR A SECOND CAUSE I HAD ENOUGH.

ohhhh now i seeee, he thinks he's not enough for her🥺 BABY YOU ARE YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP CAUSE I'M DYING HERE!!!!

"I think you told the truth for once in your life, without this weird 'I don't care about anything' veneer and it fucking terrified you." DAMN GET IT GIRL

"I guess you jusy tell everyone about the time you almost jumped off a bridge?" OH SHIT NO PLEASE DON'T GET IT I TAKE IT BACK😭😭😭😭 y/n my dear friend i'm tired.

•i am so scared to even read the next word. em what have you done?•PT2

"I am not somebody you want to be with. At all." YOONGI STOP UNDERESTIMATING YOURSELF PLEASSEEE YOU'RE SO PERFECT I'M GONNA CRY THEN DIE

"We hooked up a few times," "That's all. It didn't mean anything. And it's over now." noooo🥺🥺 DON'T DO THIS AGAIN!!!

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and now for the panic attack!💔💔 it's so sad ☹️☹️ and the way you described it made it even sadder😔 you did a fucking great job describing this scene babe💜💔 i actually started crying..

PS. i was writing this yesterday with tears all over my face.

and the fact that jungkook helped her.. GOD I NEED A JUNGKOOK I'M DYING

wait he used to have them? HE STILL DOES?💔💔💔💔💔

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"It should have been you, Baby Goth." UMMMMMMMMM PLEASE NO

annnnnnd he left.

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"Extending a cup of coffee to Yoongi on your first day." DAMN THAT'S WHERE EVERYTHING STARTED!!!!

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WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING ALL OF A SUDDEN????? she has to though ☹️ to move on and take a new path💔 it's just hard WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I AM THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING????

and the boss is so sweet too like??😭 i wish my boss were like him fr🤣 #stan_theboss

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WHEN I BELIEVE THAT JUNGKOOK CAN'T BE NICER HE GOES AND THROWS HER A PARTY??🥺🥺🥺 now where can i find someone like him? IN HEAVEN????

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OH GOD YOONGI IS HERE!! PLEASE DO SOMETHING I'M BEGGING💔💔💔

he did not do a single shit 🤗 baby what does "I just want to be happy." mean when you're not around???😭😭

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she said her goodbyes to jk😭😭💔

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"Yoongi doesn't stop you. So you go." OUCH THAT HURT SO BAD??????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOONGI PLEASEEEEE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK

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ain't no way.

first of all i can't believe i wrote my feedback again😭 i just knowwww the first one was cooler😭 what makes a

feedback cool though?😂😂😂

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ANYWAYS😜 the beginning.. WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED 💔💔 my heart broke into a million pieces!! i don't know if i was upset because he acted like he didn't mean it or because of the fact that he thinks he's not enough for her.💔

goooddd!! she really needed to hear that from jimin😔❤️ he's a great friend for real. i really thought he was gonna leave just like that, but my baby jimin is too sweet for this💜💜💜💜 i'm so sad he's leaving though 😔😔

the panic atttaaaaackkkk??? WOMAN I COULDN'T CONTROL THE TEARS💔 i hope no one gets to experience this in real life!! it's so heartbreaking 💔

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i wanna point out the fact that this chapter didn't include any sexual scenes BUT it has my heart!!! it's my favourite till now🤭

i never read such an ANGSTY chapter like that!! i said before that i love angst so much😜 i really do. SO THANK YOU HEHE.

it was a hard one tho💔

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AND FINALLY THE ENDINGGG??? well of course he wasn't gonna go and propose to her but like did he really let her go that easily?☹️☹️ i hope he does something in the next chapter 🙏🏼

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this chapter right here got above my expectations!! not because you're incapable of writing such a magnificent chapter BUT (let me explain hehe🤭)

y'know when you stand there, with your jaw literally on the floor, and your hands pulling out your hair because of one BTS performance?? even though you're so sure they eat everytime but STILL they amaze you.

YOU'RE BTS TO ME.

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜

PS. the best chapter award goes to.. EMMMMM💃💃💃💜💜💜 and yes i just invented an award 😜💜

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i hoped i would be one of the first people to read this one 😔

OMG SARAH THIS IS SO LOVELY I'M OVERWHELMED I'M GONNA TRY TO RESPOND TO ALL OF IT BUT JUST KNOW THAT HEIUKJFHSGHDGUS I LOVE YOU A LOT 🥺

UGHHHHH yoongi snatching that confession right back 😩 you truly HATE to see it !!!! he's got a lot of inner turmoil and shit to work out 😭

ahhhhh the jiminie scene 🫠 he really told her what she needed to hear but fuck writing that first REAL argument that we've seen between them was so tough too. they've had moments of disagreement or attitude but nothing like this. i so appreciate jimin for being so brutal with her but still delivering it with all the love and support he could. I JUST LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP WEH

yesssss you get it yoongi is seriously struggling w his own self-worth and feeling like he deserves Anything good 😭 ughhhh it's so tough when you know the Why of what he's doing, but it doesn't make it any less PAINFUL!!!! yoongi pls..... LET HER LOVE YOU 👹 (also lmfao "y/n i'm tired" DEEPLY FELT)

hiuehfekfjgfg i'm so sorry for the tears!!!! that panic attack scene was ROUGH to write lemme tell you. and yes 🥺 a lil baby star candy backstory for u there 🥺 i just love him so much....

god the jk scene and her playing it all back 😭 truly the lowest low.

LOL STAN THE BOSS !!!! i really loved that scene, she REALLY needed to hear that especially at such a tough point in her journey 💜

honestly if i ever figure out where to find a baby star candy IRL i'm telling ALL OF Y'ALL bc wtf.... i need one too 😭 he's so wonderful.... and yes yoongi showing up to not fucking do anything heikjskfgjd he's the epitome of that "my work here is done" "but you didn't do anything!" meme LMAO

oooooof thank u for making it through all that pain, i KNOW it was tough and i appreciate you being a trooper 🥺 i promise there are better days ahead, but it means that world that you were still so invested and enjoyed it all (maybe enjoyed isn't the right word lmao) - and YES this was a chapter with NO SMUT which means i felt very unsure and unconfident about it. so to hear that it's your FAVORITE???? that means so so much!!!

NOT ME BEING BTS. NOT ME WINNING AN AWARD. YOU BETTER GET OUTTA HERE YOU ARE TOO DAMN NICE TO ME AND I CANNOT HANDLE IT 😤 seriously you are so wonderful i love you so damn much. THANK YOU for reading and taking the time to send such lovely long feedback (not to mention type it TWICE because tumblr is the devil omg!!!!) 💜💜💜

[key201303]

For Jae’s birthday I need some cute hot birthday sex😫😫😫 THATS my request 😂

hehe here yo have it 🙂 In my defense I’m going to say you told me to go hard on this and I only did as you told me ����🤭 Enjoy it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ P. S: I’m so sorry for taking so long to write this 🤧🤧🙏🏼🙏🏼 I hope I can compensate the wait ❤❤ ILY❤

Pairing: softdom!Jaehyun x fem!reader

Genre: Smut 

Word count: 1k

Warnings: morning sex, birthday sex, slight pleading kink, dirty talk (?) (I don’t even know if this can be considered as dirty talk 🙂), lot of teasing, swearing.

“Jaehyun…” His name fell from your lips as you felt his hand dangerously caressing your inner thigh. It was his birthday morning and you both, for an unknown reason, have talked plenty of times about how good it would be to wake up on your birthday morning with some good morning sex with each other. It was no secret how much in love you both were with each other and the thought of giving the other something as intimate and special as sex was for you two as a birthday gift sounded just perfect. 

“How do you want me to resist this desire when you look so damn beautiful in the morning?” He said moving his hand even closer to your already wet core. He had insane effects on you and you loved it. A soft moan escaped your lips as he started to rub circles on your still clothed clit and a smirk appeared on his charming face. “Who told you to sound so fucking good?” He said pressing a bit harder on your clit and gaining a louder moan from you.

You knew he was such a teaser and he loved to take you to the edge of your patience before giving you what you wanted and needed. You sometimes even admire how he could maintain the composure even when you got him to the edge of his patience, never failing to take you to your limits before he reached his. It sometimes even frustrated you which made his smirk grow wider and love having sex with you even more. 

“Tell me what you want babe.” He whispered in your ear with a deep and husky morning voice that was sending you chills down your spine, making the skin under your ear tingle with his warm breath. You refused to answer him, trying to give him his own medicine and tease him as well. By the way his bulge grew wider and the way he increased the pace of his fingers against your core, you could tell he was getting impatient and you loved it. “I see you like playing with fire.” He said with a wide smirk on his face, stopping his hand motions as a whine escaped your lips at the loss of contact on your lower body. Your legs already felt weak and your breath and voice was already irregular. 

Seeing you were nowhere near to cooperate and give him what he wanted, he placed himself in between your legs and pressed his bulge against your core making you call his name in no time, begging him to fill you up with his love already. “Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you baby.” He said as he slowly started to rub his bulge against your core, creating the friction you were asking for. But it was obviously not enough. “You know what I want.” You struggled to say, trying your best to contain your loud moans, refusing to give him that satisfaction and letting him win you once again. It was his birthday but you wouldn’t leave things that easy just because of that. “Tell me.” He demanded with a dominant depp voice that made you lose your senses. You wanted to give in and even though the first plan was playing around, soon you had to give in if you wanted to feel him pounding into you.

And just as you wished, he ripped the condom package you’ve been saving for today on your small bedside table and rolled it over his hard member. You were anxious for him getting inside you and as soon as he noticed how much you wanted to receive his love, his smirk grew wider, planning something new on his mind. He slowly aligned his member with your entrance and teased you a bit more. “For God’s sake Jae, go in already!” You complained, moving your hips against his trying to get the pleasure you’ve been waiting for. But it was useless. His grip on your waist was strong enough to maintain you in your place and do as he pleased. “Keep being that impatient and I’ll stop being gentle, princess.” He said with the same dominant deep voice he had before. You finally gave up on playing the hard to get paper, realizing you wouldn’t get any further if you kept trying. 

He slowly entered your core, groaning against your neck at the pleasuring feeling. “Fuck, you’re so damn wet and tight, it feels so good.” He struggled to say, an overwhelming pleasure invading both of your bodies. Slowly he started to move his hips against yours and what you thought it would be rough sex in the very beginning because of his actions, it turned out to be a really sensual and slow sex which drove you crazy. 

His thrusts were slow, making you feel every single inch of his length and making both of you take enough time to enjoy each other’s body the way you both deserved. But soon you started to need him to go faster. “F-faster, p-please.” You managed to say as your nails unconsciously digged on his shoulders. “Uh? You want me to go slower? As you want, baby.” He said teasing you even more and slowering his pace even more, getting deeper and deeper with every thrust. He soon started to hit the right spots inside you, making you feel dizzy. And soon the slow rhythm he tried so hard to maintain, little by little started to get faster and more irregular as he reached his high. 

After some more thrusts, both of you collapsed and exploded with pleasure, your loud moans and heavy breaths filling up the room. He laid next to you, his chest falling up and down as he tried to stabilize his breath as he pulled you closer to him. “That was definitely the best birthday gift ever, we should do this more often.” He confessed, hugging you close to his heart where you belonged.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Ngl, I'm not sure how to feel about Von right now 😂but if you're up for it, I'd love to read about that party where Master Kohga seduced him?

Oh we've gotten MANY mixed emotions on Von. But the thing is-EVERY Yiga has done something fucked up. So Von is far from innocent. Hell, you should've seen what Kohga had to do in order to have his father fully pass on the torch. But hey, it's not about that, it's about some fucking, so let's go!

"I apologize that I cannot make it, Von. Do forgive me."

Today was Von's birthday, and of course, it was used for many as an excuse to party. Von and Kohga were on a call with Sooga and Cil, who had to deal with business outside of Hyrule. Von chuckled, shaking his head.

"Ah, it's fine, life happens. How's Cil treating you?"

"No worse than usual."

Kohga finished off his drink, before nodding at the screen.

"Why isn't he on to wish him happy birthday?"

"He's shy. He told me to call you though, so you know he cares."

"Stop lying to people!!"

Cil shouted offscreen. The three of them shared a chuckle, before Sooga shrugged.

"I have no idea why he's acting like this. I think it's because he likes you."

"...Master Kohga, avert your gaze, imma do something ugly."

"Hey hey! Easy you two! Go finish the mission, and come back home. And don't you forget to bring something for the birthday boy!"

Von lightly nudged Kohga out of the way, putting on his flirt™️ voice.

"I mean, you wanna let me see them melons, I'll take that too ~"

Cil, ever unimpressed and unflinching, retorted.

"You want me to bring some hydromelons, fine."

"Ah, you're no fun! Alright grumpy gus, we'll let you go, think Gregor is making shots right now anyway."

Kohga got excited at that, feet kicking this way and that.

"Oh! My Ganon, Gregor makes the best drinks- you two, imma head off and get my buzz on, birthday boy is coming with!"

Kohga waved quickly, before hanging up the call, and forcing Von to join him. Little did either know, Kohga had quite the birthday gift for him.

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"I. Need to talk to Gregor, because I think there's alcohol in this alcohol."

"No shit? Me too!"

Von and Kohga snorted obnoxiously, almost waking up the passed out yiga right next to him. Kohga tried to drink some more, but unfortunately his pile of cups were all empty. Wasn't fair. He lifted his glass up to Gregor, who was trying to pick up after the entire mess left behind.

"Gregor, be a babe, get me another drink!"

Gregor grabbed all the empty cups, before bumping his hips into Von's.

"Get drunk man to bed. Now."

Gregor was no fun like that. Von grumbled. He didn't want to, especially since he felt like he could get some more drinks in him, but he could tell the man did NOT wanna argue. So, he got up, and hoisted Kohga's arm around his neck. He would've carried him, but he knew Sooga HATED if anyone else carried him. Kohga hated walking though, given how loud he whined.

"No....carry mee."

"I'm not risking Sooga fury. Come on, bed time."

If only he knew. He waved Gregor off, before walking Kohga back to his room. He usually wasn't allowed inside, but he knew he couldn't just let Kohga wander, dude could hurt himself. So he guided him to his bed, and was about to tuck him in, when Kohga grabbed his masked face, bobbing his head to an imaginary beat.

"Hold on, hold on! I wanna wish you a happy birthday! You're such a big boy now!"

Von snorted, holding onto one of his hands.

"Thank you, Master Kohga. Really. I'm glad I got to celebrate with you, I had a real great time."

"Me too! You know, I got SO nervous when you started your initiation."

He thought it was drunk babble, but Von was curious now. He rested his arms on his bed, showing he was listening.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, I thought you were gonna fail. Not that I questioned your skill, I just. Ugh, I would've hated to punish you for failure. I like you. I was SO happy when I put your new mask on your pretty face."

When a guy like Kohga told him you were pretty...well. Got you flustered, if only a little bit.

"You...think I'm pretty. And not just because you're drunk?"

"What? I'm not drunk, YOU'RE drunk."

"I...think we both are."

They both erupted in loud, annoying laughter, and Von didn't know how this happened, but. Well. They kissed. It was a peck at first. Then it got worse. Kohga deadass pushed his mask off of his face, in order to feel his cheeks and kiss his stupid lips. Oh fuck. Kohga's lips were something. Softer than any lips he'd kissed, and he's been around the block. Kohga muttered against his lips, in between kisses.

"You should fuck me. You should take my clothes off, and fuck me how you want to."

Should he? Or should he stop holding him like this and leave?

"On it."

Nope, he was already tugging off his clothes. It was a drunken mess and he somehow, by some miracle, managed to pull off his clothes. And holy shit was he hard already. Pierced nips, plenty of pubes for his semi hard, thick dick, and a big, beautiful belly. Oh fuck. Talk about a present. He pressed his lips against his for a moment, before his lips trailed down from his chest, to his stomach, letting Kohga trail his fingers in his hair. Oh, Sooga wasn't kidding when he said that was an INCREDIBLE feeling.

"You're so pretty Von. You've got all this pretty hair and that pretty face~"

Von knew he was blushing. Could he help it? This absolute hunk was being so nice to him? He pressed his lips against his dick, loving how it slowly started to get harder in his grasp.

"I...thanks. Cil says my hair is messy."

Kohga scoffed, waving his hand dismissively.

"Bah, he's pretty too, but he's a judgemental prick. If it's not me or him, he hates it. Don't worry, you're a pretty boy."

Von gulped. Something about the tone of his voice, Something about those delicate fingers...oh it did something to his heart. He stuffed the cock in his mouth greedily, loving how Kohga let out a shuddery swear. He took him entirely, letting him stretch his cheeks, letting him bulge in his throat. Once he knew it was coated in plenty of his spit, he pulled away, looking at his ass. Sooga talked a big game, about how great it was to eat Kohga's ass, it was about time he saw what the big deal was.

"I'm going to make you feel SO good, Master Kohga."

Then, he grabbed his ass, stretched those huge cheeks, and buried his face inside. Next thing he knew, Kohga was laying there, playing with his own tits, and letting Von lick and taste against his asshole. Kohga had such a dreamily smug look on his face, it made his own cock throb.

"That's it. Right in there. Don't you forget just whose ass your eating, Von~"

Oh the way he said his name. As Sooga put it, 'it was an honor, a delight, and a treat, to make Master Kohga feel good'. He kept eating, lifting one hand up to stroke his fat cock. His pace was quick, and it turned out Kohga REALLY liked that, given the precum that leaked heavily from his dick. His face, his ass was perfect. Everything was perfect. So he wanted more. He pulled away, before crawling over Kohga, bringing his face close to his.

"Please tell me this is the part where I rail your ass."

Kohga laughed, smacking his shoulder as he did so.

"Ganon, you are FUNNY. Yes, this is absolutely the part where you stick your dick in my ass, and absolutely rail me."

Von thought he could maybe fuck something up here. That is, until Kohga opened his mouth, and ran his tongue alongside his. The same tongue that sucked his dick, and tasted his asshole. Kohga was a freak. And Von wanted more. He took a hold of his cock, and slowly pushed himself in. He pushed him in fully without meaning to, and he saw how Kohga bit his bottom lip.

"Am I too big? Do you need me to pull-"

"Von, you're a big boy. But I've fucked Gorons. You're definitely not the biggest I've had."

"...am I bigger than Sooga?"

Kohga snorted, wrapping his legs around his waist.

"Naughty question, naughty boy~"

Von couldn't help himself anymore. His abs pressed against that big tummy, his lips against lips, he started to rail his ass. His hips bucked against his, Kohga's nails started to draw down his back, and Kohga was so...vocal. It was one thing to hear them doing it from the other side of the wall. But being right here, and being the cause of the sound? It was HOT. He couldn't believe he was doing this right now, honestly.

"That's it. Don't you pull back on me. You're gonna be a good birthday boy, take your present, and FUCK ME. I want that cock to pump so much fucking cum in me. If you don't stuff me, I'm going to kick your goddamn ass. You listening to me?"

Kohga growled as he patted his cheek, a bit roughly, and Von nodded. He got the chance to fuck THE Kohga, why was he pussying out on him? He practically pinned his legs over his head as he railed him, making Kohga cry out all types of swears for him. He didn't think he'd EVER be here, mating pressing Master Kohga. He felt so good, so TIGHT around his cock, like he was a walking toy. Then, he came. Kohga pumped his cock as he was stuffed, putting on quite the show as he came almost immediately after, getting it all over his stomach, and chest. Von pulled out, and laid down next to Kohga, trying to catch his breath.

"I...holy shit. That was like. The good kush. Didn't think my birthday would end like this."

Kohga laughed, crawling on top of Von until he was straddling him.

"So cute. You think the night's over~"

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Von groaned as he woke up. Oh, he felt WIPED. He looked around. New bedroom. Another sleepover. He looked down to see just who was cuddling him. Kohga. Huh. That's new.

"Kohga. Nice."

Kohga was passed out, resting right on his bare tit. He looked comfy, honestly. Nude, dried cum littered this way and that. Then, it clicked. He fucked Master Kohga. He fucked him GOOD. Oh no. He was impressed at his score, obviously, but then he remembered: Sooga and Cil existed. And they were coming home TODAY. He, as quiet as he possibly could, squeezed out of bed, and quickly put his clothes back on.

"Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious,"

He put his mask back on, before slowly slipping out of the room.

"Don't be suspicious of what?"

Von cried out like a helpless schoolgirl at the sound. He turned, and sure enough, Sooga and Cil were right there. Buff as ever. Von let out a totally normal laugh.

"Oh its uhm. I didn't uh. Want you to catch me by his room! But I wanted to check up on him, but it's why I was here. To. Check on him. He was making noises and stuff."

Sooga of course, immediately felt worried.

"Oh? Perhaps I should see if he needs something-"

"NO!!"

Cil and Sooga noticed how loud that response was. Von tried desperately to recover.

"I mean. He's grumpy. He yelled at me to leave. He's in a real bad mood. So. Don't go in there."

That seemed to sate Sooga, who nodded.

"Oh, I know that mood. Very well, I'll unload the cargo and work on his breakfast. Cil, why don't you go celebrate his birthday? Since you were so upset you missed it yesterday."

"I wasn't upset I missed his birthday, I'm upset that I couldn't drink, dealing with you. Come on, Von."

Cil put his hand behind his back, ushering him forward. Von was gonna speak, when Cil cut him off.

"I know what you were doing."

Oh no.

"Cil I c-can explain, it just happened-"

"Save it. I understand."

"You...do?"

Cil nodded.

"Of course. I've caught myself peeking here and there. No shame if you don't get caught. Just don't do it too much, wouldn't want you thinking you had a chance with him. Come on, I'll get us some shots."

As they neared the area of the bar, Von immediately looked at Gregor. He knew. He fucking knew. Bastard was blind, but he knew.

And Von was FUCKED.

[happyhayleyween]

Psst. Friend. Psst. Can i ask you all 150? I wanna ask you all 150..

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?Uhhh I don’t know honestly 
2. Are you outgoing or shy?I am ridiculously super shy like it’s painful to watch 
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?My dad!
4. Are you easy to get along with?It depends honestly most of the time yes 
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?Yes lol
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?People who give a crap about me like seriously 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?You know I really don’t know 
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?Your dad
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?Nooooooooo like for real I love it lol
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?My mom and older sister 
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“No I didn’t shave” when I asked if she was shaving from no shave November 
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?I fall apart by post Malone Rockstar by post MaloneThe others literally keep changing 
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?Ohhhh yeah 
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Yes oh yes I do 
15. What good thing happened this summer?Uhhhhhhhhh nothing honestly 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Yeah 
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?Yeah I believe so 
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?No lol I don’t even remember who that was
19. Do you like bubble baths?Oh heck yes 
20. Do you like your neighbors?I don’t know them unfortunately... oh wait one is a cop he is pretty Gucci 
21. What are you bad habits?When I’m nervous I pick nail polish off my pinky nail only 
22. Where would you like to travel?Disneyworld on Halloween and then November 1st 
23. Do you have trust issues?Yeah unfortunately 
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?Going to sleep 😂😂😂😂
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?My stomach 
26. What do you do when you wake up?I scream about being awake for a good hour 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?No I think it’s fine the way it is
28. Who are you most comfortable around?Uhhh right now nobody really 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?Yeah awhile ago 
30. Do you ever want to get married?Someday hopefully 
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?Yes and I loooooooove it 
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?Definitely Leonardo DiCaprio and someone else I’m not sure who I just know he’s a babe
33. Spell your name with your chin.Ya I kleu 
34. Do you play sports? What sports?No I did play softball for 11 years
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?Without tv unfortunately 
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Ooooooh yeah 
37. What do you say during awkward silences?Well this is awkward 
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?caring 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?Target 😍😍
40. What do you want to do after high school?Honey I’m outta high school and struggling though 
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?Every situation is different 
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m dying on the inside from being awkward 
43. Do you smile at strangers?I really try to 
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?Outer space 
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?Nothing I have no will to live idk why I haven’t killed myself yet 
46. What are you paranoid about?Not being successful in life 
47. Have you ever been high?Yess 
48. Have you ever been drunk?Yesss
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?No fuck with me 
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Gray
51. Ever wished you were someone else?Every single day baby
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?My weight 
53. Favourite makeup brand?Morphe
54. Favourite store?Ulta
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?Green and pink 
57. Favourite food? Avocados 🥑 
58. Last thing you ate?Ruffles with this sour cream mix 
59. First thing you ate this morning?It was lunch and French fries
60. Ever won a competition? For what?I win giveaways surprisingly often 
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?No I’ve never gotten in trouble at school 
62. Been arrested? For what?Nope 
63. Ever been in love? Yea 
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?It was on a bus in 7th grade lol
65. Are you hungry right now?Nooooooo mama is full 
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?I have no friends in real life lol
67. Facebook or Twitter?Facebook 
68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr 
69. Are you watching tv right now?Yes I’m watching HELLS KITCHEN mmm mama love me some Gordon Ramsey 
70. Names of your bestfriends? I have no one. No one. LITERALLY 
71. Craving something? What?PUPPY CHOW 👅👅👅👅
72. What colour are your towels?Pink 
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?At least 2
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?No
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?None lol
75. Favourite animal?It changes too much 
76. What colour is your underwear?Jokes on you baby I’m not wearing any
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Vanilla 
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?Vanilla 
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Black 
80. What colour pants?Black 
81. Favourite tv show?The office 
82. Favourite movie?The dark knight 
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?DEFINITELY MEAN GIRLS ORIGINAL 
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?READ THE LAST ANSWER
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Gretchen 
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?I don’t remember that movie much 
87. First person you talked to today?My momma 
88. Last person you talked to today?Miranda (My older sis)
89. Name a person you hate?No lolz
90. Name a person you love?My family 
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?Myself really 
92. In a fight with someone?Myself really 
93. How many sweatpants do you have?An unreal amount 
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Same as last
95. Last movie you watched?Uhhh daddy’s home 2
96. Favourite actress?I don’t know 
97. Favourite actor?Leonardo DiCaprio 
98. Do you tan a lot?Never ever
99. Have any pets?I have a cat she’s in my cover photo
100. How are you feeling?Depressed 
101. Do you type fast?Yessss baby yesss
102. Do you regret anything from your past?I regret everything lol
103. Can you spell well?Not really nob
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?Oh hell yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?No 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?Yes I think so 
107. Have you ever been on a horse?Yessssss
108. What should you be doing?Charging my damn phone
109. Is something irritating you right now?Hell yes lol
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Yeaaaa unfortunately 
111. Do you have trust issues?You asked this.. and Mc fuck yeah baby
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?My momma 
113. What was your childhood nickname?Hay hay 
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yes i love traveling
115. Do you play the Wii?YES MARIO KART IS MY BITCH
116. Are you listening to music right now?No I’m watching tv right now
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?Only the way my momma makes it
118. Do you like Chinese food?LOVE
119. Favourite book?Walk two moons by Sharon creech
120. Are you afraid of the dark?No
121. Are you mean?If I have to be 
122. Is cheating ever okay?Mo 
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?Yesssssss lol
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Yesss :)
125. Do you believe in true love?Yes 
126. Are you currently bored?Yes ! 
127. What makes you happy?Makeup rally 
128. Would you change your name?No probably not 
129. What your zodiac sign?Virgo
130. Do you like subway?LOVE ME SOME SUBS
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Kill him 
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?My momma of course 
133. Favourite lyrics right now?I don’t know ):
134. Can you count to one million?I can but I won’t 
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?Uhhhhh I don’t know lol
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed duh 
137. How tall are you?5’1
138. Curly or Straight hair?Both I love both 
139. Brunette or Blonde?A mix :)
140. Summer or Winter?WINTER ALL DAY
141. Night or Day?NIGHR 
142. Favourite month?OCTOBER or November cause beautiful trees
143. Are you a vegetarian?Nope
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?White chocolate 
145. Tea or Coffee?Neither 
146. Was today a good day?Yes I felt pretty 
147. Mars or Snickers?snickers !!! Fav candy 
148. What’s your favourite quote?Never judge a man until you’ve walked two moons in his moccasins 
149. Do you believe in ghosts?Yes 
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?Nooooo lol

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Orson🙄1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My hoe @sindycate 
2. Are you outgoing or shy? Um, social anxiety ridden😂 I'm also an introvert 
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My hoe @sindycate 
4. Are you easy to get along with? I think it depends on who you are
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Yes
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Intelligent people 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Yes
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? My hoeeeeee @sindycate ily babe, sorry I keep calling you my hoe😉
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nope, with most people at least 
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My brother 
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? It's a picture of a puppy
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Location by Khalid, Dead by Madison Beer, Too Good at Goodbyes by Sam Smith, Love so Soft by Kelly Clarkson, Chivalry is Dead by Trevor Wesley
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? I fucking love it
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Miracles, yes. Luck, not so much 
15. What good thing happened this summer? You want a list?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes, as much as possible (and asap)
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I definitely think about it a lot 
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No
19. Do you like bubble baths? Nah
20. Do you like your neighbors? Yes
21. What are you bad habits? Biting my nails, chewing on headphone wires, being the biggest fucking procrastinator on planet Earth
22. Where would you like to travel? Oml, EVERYWHERE. Australia is #1 though
23. Do you have trust issues? Yes, it just comes with being a Scorpio🤷‍♀️😂
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Talking to my boyfriend 
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach 
26. What do you do when you wake up? Go back to sleep if I can😂 also I check my phone 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? The way God made it's fine with me 
28. Who are you most comfortable around? My best friend 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yes
30. Do you ever want to get married? Yes 
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? For several ponytails😂
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Emma Stone
33. Spell your name with your chin. Olkbkz 😂😂
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nada
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Most of the time lmao
37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing😂
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? @sindycate 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Ones with sales and clearance racks😂
40. What do you want to do after high school? I aim to be a criminal lawyer
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? Usually that I'm thinking 
43. Do you smile at strangers? Yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space. The ocean kinda freaks me out a shit ton
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My mom😂
46. What are you paranoid about? Being outed 
47. Have you ever been high? Nope
48. Have you ever been drunk? Nah
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Yes
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? I don't remember 
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Yes
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My acne 
53. Favourite makeup brand? Benefit 
54. Favourite store? 🤷‍♀️
55. Favourite blog? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
56. Favourite colour? Blue and also green
57. Favourite food? Spaghetti 
58. Last thing you ate? Hot fries 
59. First thing you ate this morning? Chicken fried steak, ham and potatoes 
60. Ever won a competition? For what? Spelling bees, 4-H things, things like that for school
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Never
62. Been arrested? For what? Not yet lol
63. Ever been in love? Yup
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? So my technical first kiss was in kindergarten, but I don't really count that lmao. My actual first kiss was in my car after the first date at the zoo. I basically melted into my seat
65. Are you hungry right now? I'm bored so therefore I think I'm hungry
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? No
67. Facebook or Twitter? I like twitter but I use Facebook more 
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr 
69. Are you watching tv right now? No
70. Names of your bestfriends? Brittany, kimberlee, Orsonnnn
71. Craving something? What? My boyfriend 
72. What colour are your towels? A mixture 
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Sometimes
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 15? 20? Idek man
75. Favourite animal? Penguins 
76. What colour is your underwear? Pink
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Blue Bell homemade vanilla. Also cookies 'n' cream and strawberry and Ben and Jerry's strawberry cheesecake are on my list😂
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? I'm not wearing one
80. What colour pants? Not wearing any of those either
81. Favourite tv show? Criminal Minds and Supernatural are my top ones, but they're among a host of others 
82. Favourite movie? Dirty Dancing. Hush is my second 
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls, who would choose Mean Girls 2?? Gasp
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? I've actually never seen 21 Jump Street🤷‍♀️
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Mrs. George 
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Gill
87. First person you talked to today? My mom
88. Last person you talked to today? @sindycate 
89. Name a person you hate? I don't hate anyone 
90. Name a person you love? My nana, who passed away
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Nah
92. In a fight with someone? Nope
93. How many sweatpants do you have? A few 
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? Too many
95. Last movie you watched? Almost Adults
96. Favourite actress? Can't choose
97. Favourite actor? Matthew Gray Gubler (he's also just my favorite celeb generally speaking)
98. Do you tan a lot? No
99. Have any pets? I have two cats and two dogs
100. How are you feeling? Content 
101. Do you type fast? Yes 
102. Do you regret anything from your past? I try not to 
103. Can you spell well? Yes
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes and I've had them myself 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes, unintentionally:/
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes, I used to ride a lot!
108. What should you be doing? Sleeping 
109. Is something irritating you right now? My headache 
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes
111. Do you have trust issues? Yes, I already answered this?😂
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My best friend, maybe?
113. What was your childhood nickname? I had so many, but Oliver is the first that comes to mind
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes, I'm out of it rn
115. Do you play the Wii? Every once in a while
116. Are you listening to music right now? No, I'm listening to my boyfriend breathing in my ear on the phone😂🤦‍♀️
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I love it 
118. Do you like Chinese food? ITS THE BEST
119. Favourite book? Reasons to be Happy by Katrina Kittle 
120. Are you afraid of the dark? I'm afraid of what's in the dark 
121. Are you mean? Somewhat but I think I come across when a lot when I'm not actually being mean, yk?
122. Is cheating ever okay? No, but sometimes it's understandable 
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? I cannot
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not necessarily 
125. Do you believe in true love? Yes
126. Are you currently bored? Highly 
127. What makes you happy? Food
128. Would you change your name? Nope
129. What your zodiac sign? Scorpio, as stated above
130. Do you like subway? Yes
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Tell him I'm in love with him because my best friend of the opposite sex is my bf
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? These questions are getting repetitive 
133. Favourite lyrics right now? "I give you so many shots, but you just drinking em all." 
134. Can you count to one million? I could but I'd rather not
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I don't remember
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed
137. How tall are you? 5ft
138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavy
139. Brunette or Blonde? In the middle 
140. Summer or Winter? Winter
141. Night or Day? Night
142. Favourite month? October 
143. Are you a vegetarian? Nope but I'd like to try 
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk or white, depends on my mood
145. Tea or Coffee? Sweet iced tea 
146. Was today a good day? It was alright
147. Mars or Snickers? Mars
148. What’s your favourite quote? I don't have one
149. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in spirits 
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "the men danced every night; some worshipped pet crows or deerskins; before