#the auclus chronicles

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"AHHHH. I LOVE THIS. THIS IS AMAZING."

- Me, whenever the DM does any sort of lore dump.

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Quotes from The Auclus Chronicles (TAC #6)

Guremlin: I have a bagpipe, so.

Shawn: Just give it a good 'ol blow. Just how I taught you.

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AMA OC Character List!

Heyah all, I'm sorry about the lack of quotes uploads, I'm in a very busy time now, so I am planning on doing an AMA of my OC Characters!

I will post a list of questions and numbers, and an ask can be sent to me. I'll try to answer them asap.

So, my OC's are, they can also be found in the pinned message on top, named: Dune / Qininki / Rakta / Samuga / Igano / Zaafi

(Questions taken from this post)

what kind of clothing does your character like to wear? do they have a style? anything they avoid wearing?

what's their current hairstyle? has it changed? do they change it often?

is your character more articulate in their thoughts than their words? if yes, do they do anything about that? do they care?

would your character sing along to a vaguely familiar song, even if they messed up the lyrics as they went?

if they wear any, how does your character go about applying makeup? (methodically, nervously, messily, etc)

do they usually sleep in a certain pose? does it change?

how would they react to eating something that was spicier than they expected it to be?

are their hands steady?

if someone gave them flowers, what would they do with them?

would they sneak out at night to look at the sky? how long would they stay there looking?

how do they feel about casual endearments? (babe, etc)

what color would they paint their room? would there be a design on the ceiling?

what helps them fall asleep when they're having trouble doing so?

do they tend to run hot or cold? do they do anything to deal with that?

what's a sound they can't stand?

would they draw patterns in frosted windows/fogged up mirrors? what would they draw?

do they fidget? how and/or with what?

would they sing a lullaby, if the opportunity arose?

do they see patterns in the world around them? do they point them out to people?

do they like to keep plants/growing things in their space?

do they touch or mess with their hair/horns a lot?

when they speak, do they have a default tone of voice? if yes, do they try to change it? why?

do they wrap their arms around their stomach when it hurts?

what kind of bookmarks, if any, do they like to use?

do they keep books on their person? what kind?

do they write in their books? do they mind other people writing in their books? what do they write?

do they write often? why/what about?

if they can fly, how do they feel in the moment their feet touch the ground again?

if they wear any, where did they get their jewelry?

have they ever tried to count their own freckles? do they count other people's?

did they climb all over/onto things as a kid?

can they play darts? would they?

where are they in a group hug? (dead center, outside, etc)

what's the first thing they think when they hear an alarm? what's the first thing they do?

do they sing with their head voice or their chest voice?

(if they have hair that needs to be brushed) how often do they do so? do they do it gently?

how would they pass the time on a train?

do they bother to clean ink/chalk/gunpowder/etc off of their fingers? are they likely to forget it's there and smudge their nose?

do they keep working even when their wrists start to cramp? if they do, do they give themselves a break when the work is done?

if their mattress became uncomfortable as time passed, would they notice it? would they do anything about it?

what's the silliest thing they've used magic to do? if they don't have magic, what's something silly they'd use it for if they did?

You don't have to keep yourself to these questions, you can also come up with them yourself! Any question is good for me!

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Quotes from The Auclus Chronicles (TAC #3)

DM: As you take a sip, you know. It's moonshine.

Reginold: Then we're gonna make Moon Ham!

Guremlin: Fellers, we have some moonshine right here. Yee haw.

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Quotes from The Auclus Chronicles (TAC #1)

Guremlin, ooc: Can I intimidate the guy?

DM: Yes, you can intimidate him with the clap of you asscheeks.

Guremlin: *rolls a 23*

Reginold: That's one intimidating ass!

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Quotes from The Auclus Chronicles (TAC #2)

The party is talking to the mayor of the town.

Reginold: I like your words magic man.

Harbin, the mayor: Don't...please just call me Harbin.

Reginold: Alright Mr. Harbin Mayor Male Man

Harbin: *sigh*

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Quotes from The Auclus Chronicles (TAC #4)

After having had a bit of the moonshine ham, Guremlin, Shawn and Reginold failed their con save against the moonshine.

Lysandra, looking at Reginold: And this is my bodyguard...supposedly, right?

Reginold: Boys, I think we gotta sleep this one off. We coma back at it tomorrow.

Shawn: *unintelligible gibberish*

Guremlin: Tomorrow we will defeat this ham!

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Welcome to ‘’Quotes From F.A.T.E.’’

Heyah! Welcome to my new blog Quotes From F.A.T.E. 

In this blog I will note different funny and stupid quotes from the different campaigns I play in.

To give an introduction to the different campaigns and characters, see below!

Hafio [H] (level 8): Cheru - my Shifter Warlock Valét - a Water Genasi Sorcerer Sylvia - a Haregon Rogue Avery - a Human? Fighter

Into The Wastelands [ITW] (level 15): Gauri - my Fey-Blooded Tiefling Ranger Emery - a Hafling Druid Sabrael - an Angel Warlock Gabriel - an Aasimar Bard/Fighter

Once Upon a Dream [OUaD] (level 7): Vyento - my Air Genasi Bard Raz - an Elf Cleric Jinx - a Fairy Cleric Sinune - a Half-Elf Blood Hunter

World of Dark Fantasy II (and 5e) [WoDF] (level 8): Dáso - my Custom Lineage Barbarian/Sorcerer Pibroch - a Goliath Ranger Hridan - a Bugbear Fighter

One-Shots [OS]: From Afar Foes Fell [FAFF] Samuga - my Half-Orc Barbarian Char - a Fire Genasi Cleric Yadani - a Tiefling Bard Themaris - an Elf Wizard Armdain - a Dwarf Fighter

DISCONTINUED

Foreign Lands [FL] (level 10): Dune* - my Water Genasi Druid Laz* - a Satyr Rogue/Bard Ulros - a Half-Elf Cleric Mira (M’ra) - a Human Wizard (formerly known as Miro) ✝ Vanessa** - an Aarakocra Bard Kalani - an Aasimar Sorcerer

Ardele [A] (level 6): Inýni*** - my (Hidden) Changeling Sorcerer/Warlock Shoha*** - a (Hidden) Yuan-Ti Pureblood Warlock Sora - a Human Bard Darrack - a Dwarven Fighter Pipi - a Goblin Barbarian Lander - a Human Wizard/Rogue

The Auclus Chronicles [TAC] (level 5): Lysandra - a Half-Orc Warlock Guremlin - an Aasimar Bard Reginold - an Eladrin Elf Barbarian Shawn - a Human Rogue Leonard - a Humanoid Paladin/Sorcerer Bowan - a Wood Half-Elf Monk

Tomb of Annihilation [ToA] (level 8): Qininki - my Wood Elf Monk Nathaniel - an Aasimar Paladin Tiffany - a Bugbear Rogue Secret Anus - a Firbolg Druid Sylyeras - a Half-Elf Bard

Champion of Champions [CoC] (level 5): Rakta - my Humanoid Blood Hunter, champion of Dionysus Mala - a Dwarven Cleric, champion of Narcissus Wheels - a Gnomish Paladin, champion of Ra Maverick - a Human Rogue, champion of Loki

World of Darkness (and 5e) [WoD] (level 5): Zaafi - my Drow Half-Elf Bard Varkin - a Human Fighter Geshdon - a Goliath Barbarian Professor - a Changeling Warlock Ork - a Goblin Rogue Thisbe - a Tiefling Rogue Ceridwen - a Gnome Wizard

The Allies in Auclus [TAiA] (level 2): Nerissa - a Tiefling Sorcerer Emelyn - a Drow Half-Elf Warlock Jadan - a Eladrin Elf Rogue Sonya - a Tiefling Druid/Rogue Traab - an Genasi Barbarian

Hunters of Skilan [HoS] (level 3): Igano - my Tiefling Wizard Ol - a Tortle Fighter Eleanor - a Satyr Warlock Arwen - a Wood Elf Ranger Claga - a Goblin Blood Hunter

General Wildemount (name t.b.d.) [GM] (level 4): Samuga - my Half-Orc Barbarian Gauthak - a Goliath Fighter Lilith - a Half-Elf Sorcerer K’aw - an Aaracokra Monk Eloisa - a Halfling Bard Seraphina - a Halfling Wizard

One-Shots [OS]: From Afar Foes Fell [FAFF] Samuga - my Half-Orc Barbarian Char - a Fire Genasi Cleric Yadani - a Tiefling Bard Themaris - an Elf Wizard Armdain - a Dwarf Fighter

* Dune and Laz are in a relationship ** Vanessa got fucking munched (R.I.P.) *** Only Inýni and Shoha know each others secret

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Quotes from The Auclus Chronicles (TAC #5)

Lysandra: Don't lick the corpse Reginold!

Reginold: Aww, god. That was awful.

Lysandra: You don't say?!