#the answer was no :(

[xmagicalpotatox]

genuinely unable to choose which one I’m gonna be SICK!! /silly

Noir @desultory-novice

Rope MF @mint-termsandconditions

The Poll

@kirbyoctournament

Timelapse Under Read More (FLASHING LIGHTS!)

(Song: Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai)

… (if it plays)

[sillywillygrahamcracker]

Is it or is it not cake? That is the question.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

war and evil on planet hatred

[wannabepsychiatrist]

Can I he/them tibbies

"..... Do I even give you the dignity of a response."

[invisiblemelonmoose]

Someone please ship some toxic 2004 second season yuri with me. I beg

[nefja]

Father, can I chase please?

[christhebrit2]

[ribbittrobbit]

this is where we are on the unhinged intern scale: straight up asking my boss "am i annoying in the group chat?"

[muzzlemouths]

me waking up in a cold sweat at 11:06pm after an impromptu half-day nap: 👁️👁️ have i eaten today

[paperconsumption]

my brother calls me over and i look and he’s got his laptop open to hakari’s first fight in jjk and he’s like am i supposed to fucking understand any of this

[authorgirl0131]

Google drive; Would you like to experiment with AI writing?

Me, a human who spent weeks writing the document it's suggesting this to me on;

[richardgrimes]

i’m really in my fringe division era (cow on the premises)

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

spinechilling series of slacks to receive from a current colleague, a very nice middle aged mother of two

[sodomygf]

professor of the class i sit in on asked “you’re not usually this goth, are you?”

[midnightduel]

POV: You're me playing DND as the party's tank and saying "Can I volunteer myself like in the Hunger Games. I will take the damage"