wannabepsychiatrist

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"Excuse me??? Firstly, it's entirely unprofessional to ruminate about someone's personal life, especially between two colleagues. And secondly, even if I have had intimate relations with Hannibal Lecter, which I haven't, chances would be I'd be rated much higher. A 9 in the very least, if not a 10 or surpassing."

hot take. hannibal and chilton fucked. and chilton thought he was the best piece of ass ever, and preens thinking about it when they’re in the same room (pre-chesapeake ripper) and hannibal marked it down in some ledger as a solid 4/10 and swiftly moved along.

[wannabepsychiatrist]

Himmmmm what's this?

"Nothing. I've never in my entire career done anything close to stalking."

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"Oh that's not bad, I can give you that. What's the occasion however...?"

HELLOOOOOOOOO

I’m here to bother you again, you’ve had peace for far too long.

"... I could argue I haven't had enough peace-"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

HELLOOOOOOOOO

I’m here to bother you again, you’ve had peace for far too long.

"... I could argue I haven't had enough peace-"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"I- If you think so, but I'm genuinely not offended if that's what you're worried about."

Babe babe babe babe

What if I just… set this book on fire? I’m being forced to read the Epic of Gilgamesh and I hate it.

"..... maybe not- It's not a very good book honestly, so I feel your plight, but perhaps the risk of fire isn't worth it-"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

He shrugged, mouth pulling into a taut line. "It's fine."

Babe babe babe babe

What if I just… set this book on fire? I’m being forced to read the Epic of Gilgamesh and I hate it.

"..... maybe not- It's not a very good book honestly, so I feel your plight, but perhaps the risk of fire isn't worth it-"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

Babe babe babe babe

What if I just… set this book on fire? I’m being forced to read the Epic of Gilgamesh and I hate it.

"..... maybe not- It's not a very good book honestly, so I feel your plight, but perhaps the risk of fire isn't worth it-"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

hi chilton,

um

you’re such a skrunkly scrimblo, a little. spoingle maybe even a mipy

"...... I don't.... I don't know what any of that means, but I will take it as a compliment."

[wannabepsychiatrist]

hey queen, thoughts on my dog?

"I'm.... not a big fan of dogs, but she's rather adorable for a dog. Also, pardon??"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"Peekaboo~" >:3

"........ Can you go back to hiding-"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

Dr. Chilton, the Canadian Border Patrol Officers are mean. Don’t go to Canada. You’ll regret it.

Sincerely,

A Canadian. Sortve.

"Oh really? I've never gone to Canada, never interested me as a place, but I'll keep it in mind. What happened for you to delegate them as such however?"

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"Did you prefer what you were eating before?" Chilton questioned, as though he was going to cook for him again. That was....... more likely than he would like to admit honestly, a lot of worry building up for the young man. He wasn't a monster, just self centered and morally grey enough for people to doubt the previous statement, none of that meant he didn't care. Something they wished they didn't, it was a lot of energy, but it is what it is and he'd survive. Casey however, may not, and that made him.... anxious.

A new companion? [Pt. 3]

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He nods a little nervous about what you’re thinking since you stared at him. “Aren’t vegetables like seagrass? I’ve had seagrass. Not my favorite.. hard to eat.” He says biting his lip, remembering what it felt like in his mouth before making a face. He shifts as he thinks, his mind drifting back to the stare you gave him. “Are you upset with me..? You looked upset..” ✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁✃✁ "I..... wouldn't know." He decided to only stuff one pepper and cook extra meat for Casey, since he probably needed more than Chilton did anyways and who knows if he'd like peppers or rice. He adapted, just moving on and turning on the stove and setting the skillet on it, blue flames settling on the bottom. They shook their head at the question. "Not upset, just. not sure of anything. A little confused."

@toothingz

[wannabepsychiatrist]

".... it's a casual, affectionate term you can add onto something to describe someone. I think they're nice. And a pretty decent person. Why are you reacting like that-"

Could you give me a lobotomy instead? Because you really have nothing to lose and you like lowkey hate me I think so there’s that

Nothing to lose and a practice dummy all in one guys!

"No. I don't have the tools. And I don't hate you, you annoy me. Severely. There's a difference."

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"Wouldn't you like to know weather boy. I do however want you to consider that you literally live in my walls and also interrupt every conversation I have with your darling sibling."

Could you give me a lobotomy instead? Because you really have nothing to lose and you like lowkey hate me I think so there’s that

Nothing to lose and a practice dummy all in one guys!

"No. I don't have the tools. And I don't hate you, you annoy me. Severely. There's a difference."

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"That's really none of my business. And you didn't try to blow me up, so double not related to me. And you didn't succeed, so."

Could you give me a lobotomy instead? Because you really have nothing to lose and you like lowkey hate me I think so there’s that

Nothing to lose and a practice dummy all in one guys!

"No. I don't have the tools. And I don't hate you, you annoy me. Severely. There's a difference."

[wannabepsychiatrist]

"I don't know how to do a lobotomy anyways. And yes. You haven't done the level of horrid required for me to waste energy on hating you, I haven't it to spare."

Could you give me a lobotomy instead? Because you really have nothing to lose and you like lowkey hate me I think so there’s that

Nothing to lose and a practice dummy all in one guys!

"No. I don't have the tools. And I don't hate you, you annoy me. Severely. There's a difference."

[wannabepsychiatrist]

Could you give me a lobotomy instead? Because you really have nothing to lose and you like lowkey hate me I think so there’s that

Nothing to lose and a practice dummy all in one guys!

"No. I don't have the tools. And I don't hate you, you annoy me. Severely. There's a difference."