#the answer was actually peanuts :|
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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Oh no! It's ___, my one weakness!"
similar to @dragonfanplaugedr, “Oh no! It's cats, my one weakness!”
Alternatively
“Oh no! It's tree nuts, my one weakness!”
(Which I suppose wouldn’t make it my one weakness anymore, but who cares.)
yeah I’m deathly allergic to both, which sucks really badly since most cats like me and look so so fun to pet but if I touch them I die :(
#Can’t eat most tree nuts either#Still don’t know what pecans actually taste like. I accidentally ate them a little while ago and all I felt was itching and no flavor :/#If anyone could describe what a pecan tastes like I would be grateful. I know what peanuts pistachios cashews and almonds taste like#So all of those are fair game#But I am curious#(As for what they were in: a cinnamon bun thing and they were hidden in it. It was good until I saw the pecan and realized)#(Luckily I immediately went and rinsed my mouth out and took allergy meds so no severe allergy attack on a school morning)#(And I hadn’t eaten many/any I think but still. My mouth itches just thinking about it…)#Another weakness would be luring me in with a hyperfixation or something interesting to talk about or be told about#But that’s a 50/50 shot#Anyways I digress#Chaos Answers
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🍊🍌🥔🥜
🍊 - Soooo talented 🍌 - Chaos Demon 🥔 - I just think you're neat 🥜 - Have a peanut
i think we both know that i am the angst demon /lh you're talented too!! you're neat as well!!
#answered. { customer orders }#sutoriitera#ooc. { the letter speaks }#eats peanut#dies#i actually recently developed a peanut allergy so this is funny
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i agree with emilie being a typical boy mom jocasta complex style shes been the centre of attention her entire life i dont think she would be okay with having a mini me daughter at all 😭 she definitely enabled gabriels rapunzelment and child modelling i hate headcanons where she is a good person fr 😔 also what does this say about nathalie and her being/wanting to be romantically involved with that couple 😭
i mean... it says bad things? even if she didn't encourage it or just did the bare minimum to scold emilie for being inappropriately close with her son... it says bad things, dude. why are you so invested in the worst couple of blondes to grace the planet?? were there no other options??
or, we could go the route that nathalie was also groomed/manipulated into it. we don't exactly know how old she was when she met the agrestes, she could've been just starting out as a plucky archeologist when these kind and wealthy benefactors introduced themselves into her life via tomoe. and emilie's cult of personality with gabriel's coolheadedness and determined nature might've just drawn her in.
^ of course, this works better for situations where Mayura was never a thing. and there's also arguments that both of these options can coexist. yikes all around regardless
#also i wasn't gonna saaayyyy jocasta complex out loud... buuutttttt....#aristocratic white people and themes of incest and corruption go together like peanut butter and jelly.#make them gross. make them eugenicist. make them capitalistic and bigoted#make emilie a narcissistic mother whose undoing at the hands of the peacock brooch was long and terrifying and horrid#where she is drained to the very core by that which she thought would give her absolute control#or where gabriel gives her the peacock miraculous on purpose to weaken her and control her better!!!!!!#if we're making gabemilie a failed marriage. which i also like.#god actually i have a thing i wrote about this involving the lock on adrien's door changing every week#because his parents keep changing it to ones where only they have the key and not the other#and one of them tries to pry open his door with an axe one night.#HORRID shit. should've been canon#wissym answers
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If Julieta made food with an ingredient that someone is allergic to, would her magic override the allergen?
#hope this makes sense#lmao#encanto#disney encanto#encanto julieta#julieta madrigal#family madrigal#bruno madrigal#mirabel madrigal#isabela madrigal#dolores madrigal#camilo madrigal#and btw#i’m not asking if the magic would cure the allergy#just if it would overpower it in that specific dish#like okay#if she made someone with a peanut allergy something with peanut butter in it could they eat it#we know she can’t fully cure allergies because of the scene with the bee sting#tumblr polls#my polls#anyway#pls answer#bye#oh actually also#this is just an adhd question#in general#boycott disney#fuck disney#☺️#ok for real now bye
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not to be random (absolutely being random) but how does peanut butter sound in a ronance au like how does pov peanut butter differ from pov bread
well.. ngl- im not totally sure?
like i would like to think, or at least in my peanut butter ronance au, peanut butter is all knowing. there arent any other jars of peanut butter in the house because its a jar robin brought over (the wheelers are allergic to peanuts) and she hasnt brought it home yet. its really wise and its been at the wheelers for a while, ya know? theres nothing else for it to gossip with so it just really has its own thought process with the ronance thing. the bread isnt really aware of ronance happening until it's obvious something has changed because the bread collectively talks about it, the peanut butter takes not of every small change between robin and nancy and has been aware of it for like ever
#percy answers asks!!#this was actually really fun?#hehe ty ari <333#i love yapping about my ronance stuff#and also my peanut butter stuff#its so silly?!!
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if you really love me, then how many times have I watched the mermaid stede scene already?
#the actual answer is idk i have not been keeping count since the fourth time#ofmd s2 spoilers#when you are sick there is not much to do tbh#i have been going feral for two fucking days#can I survive until thursday? who fucking knows#peanut ramblings
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mmmmmmmnnnn cuz yeah. because the yes. and the yep
#just me hi#this means nothing because i had like 3 detached thoughts and only affirmative answers#and i don't remember what any of them were so hfbsh !!#i think one of them was about glittery fruit. unconfirmed#//oh but listen those glittery fruits they sell for display at crafts stores are So good#why are they not real!! why am i not allowed to eat them !!#they look five times as good as normal fruit.. like the little water-dewey glitter drops on them. very good very good#but they're not real and made of styrofoam :/ which is Apparently not good to eat but i learn by example sooooo#i tried a packing peanut once and That was fine !#though those Are made out of corn starch.. i think....#hang on what do they make styrofoam out of#btw did you know that styrofoam is like. an actual trademarked company? bc i thought that was just the stuff they made cups at the gas#station out of#/oohh it's petroleum based (from my one search i see)...#so... it Did come from dead plants and stuffs... just kinda sauteed under the earth for a little while.... just kinda brewed......... :>>>>#i'm going to eat the glittery fruit that's what i know now >:3#/they don't Feel very good though#like the little water-dewey glitter drops are just a lot of Bumps and it's not that great :/#but maybe it crunches well. so.. :33#//what was my last overused word. i think it's still Anyways but now it's So.. hvbshf#it was Like i think#mmmmm lolll#//going !! to run errands now !!!#i love errands errands my good friend <33#toodles ciao adios Bye !!
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what's Wink's deal? is she still a furry, or are you gonna make her smth else? I ask because she isn't in the Roxverse folder
Oh I actually have a kinda simpler answer for this, so I’ll just go ahead and answer it tonight lol
Pretty much I’m just stupid! /hj
Ok not entirely that BUT p much in my brain space she gets grouped together with the uh. Stripper / Burlesque ocs (their folder is titled Striptease lmao) like when I think of THEM I also think of HER yknow? Probably cus I drew her on a stripper pole lol or cus I call her “Wink” more than I call her “Periwinkle”. Idk really
And she’s still a horse lol! Animal like people are in the Pea-verse too!
#ask#I almost put Terra in with them too. but because she’s with Iris I put her in the Rox folder lol#basically if they are directly tied to your ocs (Zariah. Rea. Cream) or exclusively made by you / prompted by you#(that ones kinda weird actually cus I’d still have them in MY oc-verse but they are made to fit the mold of yours. lots of thoughts)#if they would end up going in the background character folder but they have some relation to you I put them in the Rox folder. which sounds#kinda mean tbh but ig that’s just how that goes#if only you were here in person to see the struggle I’ve gone through just to get things how they are now lol#because I just LOVEEE intertwining ocs and stories. so then I end up with predicaments like not knowing where to put and or Flossie lmao#cus Andy can go in the fruit family folder. OR the peanut gallery folder#and Flossie can go in the fruit family folder. OR the strip tease folder#there’s lots of overlap!!! it’s fun in my brain but trying to put it into folders is a pain in the ass head in hands staring at the screen#ANYWAYS THIS ISNT A SIMPLE ANSWER ANYMORE FOR A SIMPLE QUESTION I’m just trying to skurt thinking about what I have to do... GRSHFGHJ
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cram session
cw: comfort, crying, finals week stress, oral (r!receiving), strapping (r!receiving), fluff, love, ellie being a soft dom, college au.
a/n: i wrote this while i was in the worsts of my final exams and completely forgot about it lol, so here it is !!
ellie didn’t panic until the third text went unanswered.
the first one:
you good, baby?
was sent casually around five, right as she left campus. the second:
you said you’d be done by six. want me to bring food?
followed by seven. then, by 7:47, she’s at your dorm building with a lukewarm burrito bowl, a hoodie in her backpack, and her heart hammering.
she knows you. and she knows finals week.
the stress. the tears. the insomnia. that one time last semester where you forgot how to spell the word “schedule” and cried about it for 30 minutes while clutching an iced coffee like it was morphine.
so yeah, she’s worried. not panicked… just worried enough to walk into your building without buzzing and knock on your door with the side of her fist.
nothing.
she tries the handle. unlocked. she sighs.
“babe?”
the moment she steps inside, her heart cracks a little.
you’re curled up at the edge of your bed, hoodie sleeves pulled down over your hands, eyes red and puffy. a half-finished paper glows from your laptop. a mug of untouched tea sits next to it, cold. your knees are hugged to your chest and your breath hitches when you look up at her.
“oh, baby,” ellie breathes. she drops the food immediately, crosses the room in two strides. “why didn’t you answer me?”
you open your mouth, but your chin wobbles, and instead of answering, you burst into tears.
ellie’s arms are around you in seconds. “hey-hey, hey, come here. it’s okay.”
you’re crying against her chest, full-body shaking, letting out the kind of broken gasps that make ellie’s stomach twist. she rubs your back, murmuring softly.
“i have three essays due and a final tomorrow,” you choke out, voice muffled by her sweatshirt. “and i missed a quiz this morning because i slept through my alarm, and i haven’t eaten anything except peanut butter crackers, and i hate everything, and i’m so tired.”
ellie hugs you tighter. “god, you are a disaster.”
you laugh through the tears, weakly punching her shoulder.
“i love you,” she adds, kissing the top of your head. “even when you smell like stress and sadness.”
“do i actually smell?”
“like a sleep-deprived angel. who hasn’t brushed her hair in three days.”
you sniffle, sit up a little. “you brought food?”
“of course. because i’m your sexy emotional support girlfriend.”
you laugh again, genuinely this time, and ellie beams.
thirty minutes later, you’re sitting cross-legged on the bed, wearing ellie’s hoodie and finally eating the burrito bowl while she scrolls through your quizlet decks like she’s your chaotic little tutor.
“what’s the difference between classical and operant conditioning?” she asks.
you groan. “don’t quiz me while i’m chewing.”
ellie tosses her phone onto the desk and flops down beside you, draping an arm across your waist.
“alright, no more school talk,” she mumbles into your shoulder. “you’ve cried. you’ve eaten. you look like a real human again. which means i can say the thing i’ve wanted to say since i walked in.”
you raise an eyebrow. “what?”
“you’re hot when you’re a mess.”
you snort. “you’re so weird.”
ellie hums. “weird and in love with you. dangerous combo.”
her hand starts to slip under the hem of the hoodie you’re wearing - hers, soft and oversized and draped over your bare thighs like a blanket.
“you okay if i…?” she murmurs.
you nod instantly. “please. i need to not think for a while.”
ellie kisses you; slow, warm, coaxing. her hand traces down your stomach, over your waistband, and slides into your panties. you gasp when her fingers stroke through your wetness.
“fuck,” she mutters. “you’re already dripping.”
“finals are so sexy,” you whisper sarcastically.
ellie grins. “shut up and lie back.”
she kisses down your stomach, nudging your thighs apart, dragging your panties down slowly. and when she lays between your legs, her mouth is already open, her tongue soft and warm as she licks a slow stripe through your folds.
you moan softly, your hands moving to her hair.
she loves this. being between your legs. making you forget everything else - the papers, the deadlines, the chaos. her tongue circles your clit slowly, lovingly, then flicks against it in short, rhythmic strokes.
you grip her hair. “ellie…fuck-i needed this so bad.”
“i know, baby,” she murmurs, breath hot against you. “let me take care of you.”
she eats you like it’s the only thing she came here for. deep licks. gentle suck. she pushes a finger in, then two, curling just right as her tongue keeps flicking - building your orgasm slowly, letting it simmer until your thighs are trembling around her.
you come with a gasp, back arching, hips bucking as she holds you down.
ellie stays there, licking through it, humming like she’s proud of herself. which she is.
when she finally comes up, her mouth is shiny and her grin is cocky.
“i’m amazing,” she says.
you giggle, breathless. “you are.”
“you’re not done.”
your eyes widen. “oh?”
she gives you water first. kisses your forehead. strips off her clothes. then she pulls the harness from her backpack like it’s a damn prize.
you’re already on your hands and knees by the time she slides it on.
she kneels behind you, one hand on your hip, the other guiding the strap between your folds, sliding it through your wetness before easing it in slowly.
“fuck,” you gasp. “god, it’s so deep-“
ellie groans. “look at you. fucking taking it.”
she builds a rhythm, steady and deep, her hands gripping your hips, her strap hitting the perfect spot as she mutters behind you:
“you gonna think about this when you’re in your exam tomorrow?”
“gonna be dripping onto your seat, huh?”
“can’t focus ‘cause your brain’s still full of me?”
you come again embarrassingly fast, clenching around nothing, moaning into the mattress as ellie rocks you through it.
but she doesn’t stop.
she pulls out slowly, kisses your shoulder, and murmurs:
“wanna ride me, baby?”
you straddle her thighs, the strap pressed against you, and ellie holds it steady as you sink down.
you both moan at the same time.
you start to move - hips rolling, thighs trembling, hands braced on her chest. ellie groans and grips your waist, watching you with hungry, adoring eyes.
“that’s it, baby. just like that.”
you grind harder, chasing your own high, body already shaking from the earlier orgasm. ellie keeps praising you - soft, encouraging, hot as hell:
“look at you.”
“so pretty when you ride me.”
“my good girl.”
when you come for the third time, you collapse forward, forehead pressed to hers, your bodies tangled and sweat-slick.
ellie strokes your back gently. feel better?”
you let out a weak laugh. “finals who?”
she helps you clean up. wraps you in a blanket. you lie in bed, legs tangled, her hand stroking your thigh absentmindedly.
“can’t believe you carry that strap around like it’s your wallet,” you mumble.
ellie shrugs. “never know when my girl’s gonna have a breakdown and need a deep dicking.”
you laugh so hard your stomach hurts.
and for the first time all week, you feel okay again.
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Love Island - Episode 14: Brutal



pairings: rafe cameron x fem!reader
words: 5.5k
warnings: cuss words, sexual innuendos
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The sun rises beautifully over Mallorca, spilling into the villa as the islanders slowly stir awake. Soft greetings pass between beds as they begin another day in paradise.
Rafe and Y/N are still tangled together, her face buried in his chest like it's second nature. One of his hands lazily rubs her back while the other reaches for his sunglasses, sliding them on with practiced ease.
Across the room, Cleo sits up with a grin, leans over to give Pope a quick kiss and then tiptoes toward Y/N’s bed.
“Good morning, sunshine.” She whispers, plopping down beside her. Y/N groans in protest, not moving.
“She says good morning back.” Rafe says dryly, earning a laugh from Cleo as she gently shakes Y/N’s shoulder.
“Come on, get up!”
Y/N cracks one eye open, staring at Cleo like she’s just committed a personal betrayal.
“What did I ever do to you?” She mumbles, rubbing sleep from her eyes.
“I need you for something.” Cleo tugs her camisole strap back onto her shoulder and leans in. Y/N immediately sits up.
“What are we baking?”
“You know me too well.” Cleo grins. “Okay, Pope loves chocolate. So, like, cookies? Brownies? Something cute. I’ll help, I promise.” She adds quickly, glancing around to make sure Pope isn't listening. Most of the girls are heading upstairs and a few boys wander outside. Pope is still lounging in bed, clearly not ready to move.
“Brownies are faster. We can add frosting or something fancy on top.” Y/N says, already reaching for her stuff on the bedside table. “Let me wash my face and I’ll meet you in the kitchen.”
“Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.” Cleo hugs her tightly. Y/N smiles, squeezing her back before Cleo heads toward the back doors.
Just as Y/N grabs her stuff, Rafe speaks up behind her.
“Wow. No ‘good morning’ for me?”
She turns to find him sitting up with his arms crossed and one brow raised, playfully wounded. She smirks, crawling back onto the bed and leaning over him, not-so-innocently.
“Good morning.” She murmurs, planting a quick kiss on his lips, then pulling back suddenly with a hand over her mouth. “Wait, ew. I haven’t brushed my teeth.”
“I don’t care.” He mutters, leaning in again. But she dodges him with a grin.
“Later. I promise.” She backs away, eyebrows raised in challenge.
“I’m holding you to that.” He replies.
She giggles and bolts upstairs.
Later, in the kitchen, Y/N leans against the counter beside Cleo, both girls focused on carefully piping frosting onto the cupcakes. Across the villa, Rafe and Kelce are lounging on the daybed, catching their breath and hydrating after their morning workout. Y/N glances in their direction, then turns to Cleo.
“Hey, Cleo?”
“Yeah?” Cleo looks up from the bowl, wiping her hands on a towel.
“How are you and Pope doing?” Y/N asks, hopping onto the counter, swinging her legs and Cleo’s face softens instantly.
“We’re good. Really good, actually. He’s so sweet, like, genuinely. It’s still a little awkward sometimes, but things are going really well.”
Y/N nods, watching her.
“Have you guys…you know. Been intimate? At all?”
Cleo lets out a slow breath, considering her words.
“We’ve had a couple solid makeout sessions, yeah. But nothing more than that. I don’t know…it just feels weird knowing everyone’s right there. It's hard to feel comfortable.”
Y/N hums in agreement, twisting the cap off her water bottle and fidgeting with the strap.
“What about you and Rafe? Don’t tell me nothing’s happened.” Cleo narrows her eyes slightly. Y/N’s gaze drops to her bottle. She doesn’t answer right away and that silence speaks louder than anything.
Cleo clocks the look instantly and gently changes gears.
“Okay, okay, switching topics, what kind of frosting are we thinking, chef?”
Y/N blinks and straightens up, visibly grateful.
“Umm…maybe peanut butter? That could be cute.” She suggests.
She hops down and heads to the cupboard, pulling out ingredients. As she sets them on the counter and begins mixing, Cleo rests a hand on her shoulder.
“You know you don’t have to rush anything, right?” She says softly. Y/N looks up at her.
“If you’re not ready with him…that’s totally okay.”
“I am.” Y/N admits quietly. “I just…I don’t know. I think I’m scared.”
“Scared how?” Cleo frowns.
“I haven’t been in many relationships. And I don’t want to mess this up. Not with him.” Y/N shakes her head.
“You won’t.” Cleo assures her without hesitation. “Have you told him any of this?”
“He kind of tried last night.” Y/N says, voice barely above a whisper. “To take things further. And I panicked. And I pushed him away.”
Her hands are back on the spatula now, stirring again just to stay busy.
“I feel like I hurt his feelings or something.”
“No way.” Cleo says firmly. “That boy is obsessed with you. He’s not going anywhere because you set a boundary.”
“I think I just need some time to figure it all out.” Y/N exhales shakily, eyes still focused on the frosting.
“Then take it.” Cleo says gently, rubbing her back, smiling at her.
Confessional - Cleo “Y/N’s like my little sister. I care about her so much. Seeing her stress over where things stand with Rafe, especially about intimacy, just breaks my heart. She’s so beautiful, so kind and honestly one of the wisest people here. And I get why she’s anxious, but she needs to know she’s allowed to go at her own pace. Rafe will wait. And if he doesn’t? He’s not worth her.” She shakes her head.
Kelce and Rafe lounge on the daybed, sweat cooling under the shade of the tree. A soft breeze cuts the heat as they sip from their water bottles, catching their breath from the workout.
After a beat of silence, Rafe glances over.
“Hey…can I ask you something?”
Kelce nods, chewing absentmindedly on his straw.
“You know her better than anyone in here.” Rafe starts, hesitating. “And I told myself I wouldn’t ever ask you anything about your relationship with her, because honestly, I cannot hear all that, but…” He pauses, taking a deep breath.
“Has she always been kind of…hesitant with the more intimate stuff?”
Kelce sighs, lowering his bottle.
“Yeah.” He says quietly. “Y/N’s always been like that. Cautious. When we were together, it took her a while to fully open up. Not because she didn’t care, but because trust isn’t something she gives lightly. Especially when it comes to physical stuff.”
Rafe nods slowly, rubbing a hand over his jaw.
“I respect that. Like, I don’t want her to ever feel pressured. But last night was our first night back in the same bed…we were kissing and I thought maybe we’d go a little further. Nothing major. Just…a step.” He sighs, frustrated more at himself than anything. “But then she got all tense, kind of pulled back. And of course I stopped. No question. I just…I don’t know, it threw me off. Made me wonder if I’d messed something up.”
Kelce watches him for a second, then speaks evenly.
“Y/N likes you. A lot. That much is obvious. But you have to let her move at her own pace. She’s not someone you can rush. She needs to feel totally safe first. If you want this to work, let her lead when it comes to that stuff. She’ll let you in when she’s ready.”
“Yeah. Got it. Thanks, man.” Rafe nods again, the tension in his shoulders easing slightly.
“Anytime.” Kelce shrugs. “You don’t have to tiptoe around me when it comes to her. I’m not holding on to anything. I just want her to be happy.”
He glances toward the kitchen, jaw tightening almost involuntarily.
“And from what I’ve seen…she is. With you. So don’t screw it up.”
Rafe follows his gaze, Y/N is laughing at something Cleo said, the two of them looking carefree and glowing.
“I won’t.” He says quietly.
“Good.” Kelce gives a small nod.
The two lapse into silence again, but there’s a mutual understanding between them now, unspoken, a little uneasy, but real.
As the afternoon sun blazes over the villa, islanders sprawl across the yard, some tanning, some swimming, others deep in conversation, while Pope and Cleo enjoy the brownies. But the lazy vibe is cut short by the familiar ping of a text.
“I got a text!” John B calls out, already grinning as everyone scrambles toward him.
“Islanders, it’s time to find out how well you really know each other in the Higher or Lower challenge. #numbersdontlie #truthhurts.” He reads.
Cheers erupt, but Y/N shares a nervous glance with Sarah and Maddy as they slump back onto the couch.
“This is gonna get messy.” She mutters and both girls nod knowingly.
Soon, the islanders are split into two teams, seated on opposite bleachers across the lawn. In front of them, photos of each girl stand in a row, heart stickers hiding the key numbers.
Pope steps up with a deck of cards and a grin that says he’s loving every second of this. He holds up the first card.
“I’ll read out a fact about one of the girls and reveal a number tied to it. Then the boys have to guess whether the next girl's number is higher or lower. Each correct guess earns a point. Winning team takes it all.” He explains the rules and then, glances at the first photo.
“What’s the most amount of money the girls have ever spent, on a man, in one occasion?” He reads and peels off the heart sticker from Maddy’s photo.
“Maddy has spent…$550.”
The boys react instantly.
“Damn.” JJ whistles. “What was that for?”
“I was dating this guy and he lost his AirPods…so I bought him AirPods Max.” Maddy shrugs.
A mix of impressed and mildly horrified expressions ripple through the bleachers. Pope moves to the next photo.
“Alright, Kiara. Higher or lower than $550?”
The boys huddle quickly.
“Lower.” Topper decides.
“Yeah, definitely lower.” Ryan agrees.
“$200.” Pope reveals. The boys nod, satisfied. Alyssa’s up next and they guess lower, but she surprises them with $250. Cleo follows and as expected by the boys, she’s lower at $150. For Abigail’s number, the boys guess higher and they’re right, again, at $450.
Pope steps to the next photo and smirks.
“Okay…Y/N. Higher or lower?”
“Higher.” Rafe says without hesitation, arms crossed.
“I’m not so sure. She never spent that much when she was with me.” Kelce raises a brow.
Despite Kelce’s skepticism, the boys stick with higher and Pope peels back the sticker.
“Y/N has spent…$300.” He reveals as laughter erupts as “Told y’all.” Kelce leans back smugly.
The boys look over at Y/N, waiting for the backstory.
“I took Kelce to a Knicks game.” She shrugs, hands resting on the wooden seat.
“Oh my god, yes! I completely forgot about that!” Kelce’s face lights up.
She laughs, shaking her head.
Confessional - Y/N “I feel like $300 is totally reasonable.” She says with a shrug and a grin.
Pope moves to the last photo in the lineup, Sarah.
“Alright. What do we think about Sarah?” He grins.
“Definitely higher.” Topper says without hesitation.
“She’s bougie.” JJ smirks, making the girls burst out laughing as Sarah flips her hair, proudly owning it.
Pope peels back the sticker and the boys erupt.
“$2,000?” Pope yells, holding up the card.
“I booked us a trip.” Sarah says casually with a shrug. The girls gasp in admiration and even the guys look impressed.
Pope focuses back on the stack of cards, grabs the next one and reads it before smirking.
“Okay, okay. Boys, this one’s juicy.”
Everyone leans in.
“How many nudes have the girls sent?”
The yard instantly fills with oohs and laughter. Pope turns to Maddy’s photo first, peels back the sticker.
“Maddy has sent…thirty.”
The boys look over at her, eyebrows raised.
“I’ve had two serious relationships.” Maddy explains, unbothered. “One of them ended up being long-distance. So...”
The group nods understandingly. Pope moves down the line.
“What do we think about Kiara? More or less?”
“I’m saying more.” JJ throws in and the boys agree after a quick debate. Pope lifts the sticker.
“Fifteen.”
The boys blink, mildly surprised.
“Wow.” Ryan mutters.
Next up, Alyssa.
“Higher. Definitely.” The guys say in unison.
Pope reveals the number, three digits.
“In the hundreds?” Topper laughs.
“I’m a tattoo artist. Let’s just say...a lot of clients slide into my DMs for reasons that aren’t about tattoos.” Alyssa smirks.
The girls squeal in shock.
Confessional - Alyssa “What can I say?” She grins. “I’ve had a few very hot customers.”
Back in the yard, Pope points at Cleo’s photo.
“What about Cleo?”
“What do you think, Pope?” JJ raises a brow.
He thinks for a beat.
“Honestly? I’m gonna go with lower.” He says and the boys nod, trusting the call.
“Go lower.” Rafe confirms.
Pope peels back the heart.
“Two.”
“I had just broken up with my ex…sent him two pics…and yeah, we hooked up that night.” Cleo laughs, explaining herself.
“Cleo!” Sarah yells, laughing in shock, while the girls dissolve into giggles.
The boys guess higher for Abigail and they’re right, as it is seven.
Then Pope turns to Y/N’s photo.
“Okay. Y/N. Higher or lower, boys?”
“Higher.” Topper doesn’t hesitate.
“Nah, I think it’s lower.” Kelce tilts his head.
Rafe stays quiet, eyes flicking to Y/N, searching her expression.
After a quick team huddle, they go with higher.
“Ten.” Pope says, revealing the number. Y/N just shrugs, completely unfazed, as the boys nod and move on.
Finally, Pope turns back to Sarah’s photo.
“Alright. Last one, Sarah again. What are we thinking?”
“Higher.” The boys all say in chorus, not even debating. But Sarah just stares blankly at her photo, lips pressed tight.
Pope removes the sticker and the crowd gasps.
“Wait. Two-thousands?” JJ blurts.
“One of my nudes got leaked on Twitter.” Sarah confesses and the yard goes silent.
“I’m so sorry that happened to you.” Maddy says quietly.
Y/N immediately reaches out and squeezes Sarah’s hand. Within seconds, all the girls are around her, pulling her in for a group hug.
Confessional - Sarah “I went viral for, like, two days.” She grins, eyes wide as she looks into the camera. “But my mom’s a lawyer, so…handled.” She wipes her hands together like she’s dusting them off, done and over it, before she smirks proudly.
Back in the yard, Pope claps his hands together.
“Alright, boys. Time to find out your girl’s body count.”
Gasps echo from the bleachers. The girls shift in their seats while the boys lean forward. Pope steps up to Maddy’s photo and peels back the sticker.
“Maddy's body count is…eighteen.”
“Totally respectable.” She gives a casual shrug.
The girls snap their fingers in approval, supportive energy flowing across the yard.
“Next up, Kiara. Higher or lower than eighteen?”
“Higher.” Topper says confidently.
“No way. Lower.” Rafe argues.
The boys debate but end up siding with Topper. Pope pulls off the heart.
“Twenty. Another point for the boys.”
Cheers go up as Pope moves to Alyssa’s photo.
He barely gets a word out before the guys all shout in unison.
“Higher.”
Pope chuckles, before revealing the number.
“Thirty-one.”
“No need to explain myself.” Alyssa raises her chin.
“Fair enough.” Pope laughs, before heading to Cleo.
The guys settle on lower and they’re right. Her number is seven. Next is Abigail. The boys guess higher.
“Ten.” Pope reveals before moving on. He stops in front of Y/N’s photo.
“Okay. What do we think, boys?”
The boys gather closer and debate among themselves.
“Honestly? No clue.” Rafe frowns slightly, shaking his head.
“Wait, you haven’t asked her?” Topper looks over.
“Doesn’t really matter.” Rafe shrugs.
“Lower.” Kelce cuts in, firm. The rest of the guys nod.
“We’re going with lower.” John B announces and Pope peels back the sticker.
“Five?” JJ raises an eyebrow. Rafe looks at her with wide eyes.
Confessional - Rafe He tilts his head, clearly trying to work something out. “Five just…surprised me, I guess. I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that.” He laughs under his breath, shaking his head. “But like, that doesn’t change anything. At all. I still feel the same about her.”
Across the yard, Y/N stares at her hands, suddenly a little tense.
Maddy nudges her playfully.
“Hey. That’s a perfect number.” She says.
“It’s…whatever.” Y/N gives a small eye roll, brushing it off, her cheeks turning a bright shade of red. Maddy just smiles and squeezes her hand, holding it quietly.
Confessional - Maddy “I could tell Y/N got in her head a bit, but she seriously has nothing to be insecure about.” Maddy raises an eyebrow, voice full of sass. “If someone’s still judging people over body count in this day and age? You’re just…dumb. Period.”
Back outside, the boys turn to Sarah’s photo.
“Alright, higher or lower than Y/N?” Pope asks.
“Higher.” Topper says instantly and the rest of the boys nod in agreement.
Pope peels off the sticker.
“Sarah's body count is…twenty-five.”
A few whistles and nods echo around the yard, no one surprised.
“Okay.” Pope announces, holding up the final card. “Last question, how many sexual partners do the girls think is too many for the guy they’re dating?”
A dramatic ‘ooh’ ripples across the group.
Pope steps to Maddy’s photo first.
“Maddy thinks…one hundred is too many.”
The boys glance over at her. She shrugs.
“Honestly? I don’t care what you have done prior to our relationship.”
Everyone nods and Pope moves on. For Kiara, the boys guess lower and they’re right. Her answer was fifties.
Next up, Alyssa. The boys confidently guess higher and Pope cracks up as he removes the sticker.
“Infinity.” He reads and laughter breaks out across the yard.
“I truly couldn't care less about what you have done in your past.” Alyssa grins.
The boys nod, clearly impressed.
They go lower for Cleo and they’re right, again, as her number is thirty.
“I’m a relationship type of girl.” Cleo says seriously. “I don't want to date a player”
Respectful nods follow.
They guess lower again for Abigail, but they’re wrong. Her answer being ninety.
Next up, it's Y/N and the boys guess lower.
“Alright.” Pope says, stepping to her photo.
“Y/N thinks…” He removes the heart sticker. “Somewhere in the hundreds is too many.”
The guys groan in defeat.
“Like, live your life. Just…I don’t want to be with someone who’s been with everyone. That’s all.” Y/N shrugs, calm and unapologetic.
The boys nod, understanding while Rafe looks away.
“Valid.” John B says.
Finally, Pope reaches the last photo. The boys guess for higher.
“Okay, Sarah. You think too many is…” He peels back the sticker. “Seventy.”
A round of nods and clapping follows as Pope walks to the bleachers, while the boys start to cheer.
Cleo walks up, grinning as new photos of the boys are lined up across the yard, heart stickers ready.
“Alright, ladies, let's bring this one home!” She grins, rallying the girls, who cheer in response. She steps forward and reads the first question aloud. “What’s the most money the boys have spent on a woman in one occasion?”
With a dramatic pause, she peels the sticker off the first photo, which is Kelce's.
“Kelce has dropped $1,000.” She announces.
“Oh my god.” Sarah gasps, while Y/N just nods like she’s not surprised.
“Yeah…I, uh, booked an Airbnb in the Hamptons for a weekend.” Kelce says, scratching the back of his neck. Y/N smiles at the memory, while the girls react with impressed 'oohs'. Rafe glances over at her, but quickly shifts his focus as Cleo moves on to the next photo.
“Alright, what do we think about Pope?” She asks. The girls guess lower and they’re right. $300.
Then comes Topper’s turn. His picture appears and the girls debate before finally going with higher. Cleo lifts the sticker.
“$150.” She reads. Everyone blinks at him.
“Just dinner.” Topper shrugs like it’s obvious, making Cleo scrunches her nose.
“Whatever you say, frosted tips.” She mutters before moving on.
Next up is John B and the girls guess higher.
“Please don’t let us down.” Maddy teases, making the girls laugh.
Cleo reveals the amount is $250. The girls cheer and John B just smirks like he expected it.
Then it’s JJ’s turn.
“Lower.” The girls say confidently and Cleo peels back the sticker.
“$50.” She reads as the villa bursts out laughing, even JJ.
“Wanna explain that one?” Kiara asks, wide-eyed, her smile creeping out of her shocked face.
Y/N clutches Maddy, crying with laughter, while Sarah doubles over holding her stomach.
“I’m…not great with dates or gifts.” JJ admits, grinning. “I just grabbed some KFC and took a girl out on the boat.”
“Aww, that’s actually so cute, J.” Y/N beams. JJ shrugs but smiles as Cleo clears her throat and moves on.
“Okay, Ryan’s up. More or less than fifty?”
The girls all agree on higher and they’re right. $500.
Finally, Rafe’s picture comes up. The girls gather, whispering like they’re about to launch a conspiracy theory.
“More than five hundred is insane.” Y/N says, shaking her head.
“I don’t think it is for him.” Maddy counters. “Have you seen his closet? He’s always in designer everything.”
After a moment of back and forth, the girls lock in their answer, going with higher.
“$3,000.” Cleo pulls off the sticker, shocked. Y/N’s jaw drops. The girls erupt into cheers.
“Wait, what did you even buy?” Cleo asks, stunned.
“A Louis Vuitton bag.” Rafe replies, totally unfazed.
“For her birthday or like…a random Tuesday?” Cleo fires back, making everyone laugh, including Rafe.
“Nah, it wasn’t for anything special.” He shakes his head.
“Lucky you.” Maddy murmurs, leaning over and nudging Y/N.
“Shut up.” Y/N whispers, cheeks flushing.
Confessional - Y/N “Okay, yeah…I was a bit shocked by Rafe’s answer.” She says, raising her brows. “Like, I know he has money, the man’s always in designer stuff and he literally owns a whole company, but just casually dropping three grand like that?” She blinks dramatically. “Wild.”
“Next question is how many nudes have the boys sent?” Cleo announces as the girls get excited.
JJ immediately turns to John B, shaking his head.
“This is gonna be bad.” He says.
“Really bad.” John B agrees, both of them already bracing for embarrassment.
“Forty-five.” Cleo says, peeling the sticker off Kelce’s board. The girls gasp in unison.
“Yeah, uh…no explanation there.” Kelce says, hands raised in surrender as Cleo blinks in disbelief and moves on.
“Okay, Pope.” She doesn’t wait for the girls to weigh in. “We’re going lower.”
The girls nod and Cleo pulls off the sticker revealing the number ten.
Next is Topper.
“Higher.” The girls say, and they’re right again, as his stands at sixty-three.
Then comes John B.
“Higher.” They guess, but Cleo reveals it is fifty.
“Agh, so close.” Maddy groans.
JJ’s up next. The girls guess higher and the number on the board sends the villa into chaos.
“One-ninety.” Cleo reads aloud, stunned.
“What?” Sarah gasps, as everyone bursts into laughter.
Confessional - JJ “Don’t slut-shame me on Twitter, please.” JJ grins.
“Okay, what do we think about Ryan?” Cleo reads. The girls guess lower this time and they’re right again. “Thirty-six.”
“Okay.” Cleo says, grinning as she reaches the final picture. “What about Rafe?”
The girls hesitate, some voting lower, others whispering amongst themselves. Finally, they agree on higher.
Cleo peels the sticker off slowly.
“Twelve.”
Y/N blinks in surprise and turns to look at Rafe, who’s relaxed on the bleachers like it’s no big deal.
“Twelve?” Cleo repeats, eyebrows raised.
“Yeah.” Rafe says, rubbing the back of his neck. “I haven’t been in many relationships, but I’ve used dating apps…so, you know.”
Everyone nods, seemingly impressed by the honesty.
“Alright ladies, now for my favorite part, body count time!” Cleo claps her hands together.
The girls cheer as she pulls the sticker off Kelce’s picture.
“Kelce's body count is...thirty-five.” She reads.
Next is Pope and the girls go with lower. They get it right, at ten.
On Topper’s turn, they all agree on higher.
“Seventy.” Cleo reveals as eyes widen around the yard, while Topper grins smugly like he’s just won a trophy.
John B’s photo is next and the girls guess lower.
“Fifty-seven.” Cleo reads.
Now it’s JJ again and the girls guess higher, after all his previous answers. Cleo pauses, peels the sticker slowly, then stares.
“In the hundreds?” She blinks. The girls scream in disbelief as the boys erupt in laughter. Topper reaches over to dap him up.
“I had fun in high school and college.” JJ shrugs. “Well, the three weeks I went.”
The girls are still giggling as Cleo moves on.
“Ryan?” She asks the girls, still trying to recover.
They all decide on lower and they’re right once again as his answer is twenty-five.
And finally, Rafe.
“Alright. What about Rafe?” Cleo turns to the girls, but all eyes turn to Y/N.
“I-I have no idea.” She says honestly. “We haven’t really talked about that.”
“What do you think though?” Sarah nudges, gently. Y/N glances toward the bleachers, then back to the group.
“It’s gonna be higher.” She says quietly. “I just…I just know.”
The girls nod and look to Cleo.
“We’ll say higher.” Sarah confirms for the group.
Cleo removes the final sticker.
“Forty-two.” She reads.
The girls react with surprised nods as the boys cheer and clap Rafe on the back. Y/N’s lips part slightly. She doesn’t react outwardly, but a weight settles in her chest.
Confessional - Y/N “Like…I knew he had experience. I mean, obviously, have you seen the guy?” She says, eyes wide. Then her tone shifts, more thoughtful. “But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t…scare me a little?” She admits, her voice softening with a flicker of vulnerability.
Rafe chuckles from the bleachers.
“I’m 27. I went to business school. I ride a motorcycle.” He says with a shrug, earning a round of laughs from the boys. The girls smile as Cleo claps her hands together.
“Alright ladies, last question!” She grins as the girls cheer. “How many sexual partners do the boys think is too many for the girl they’re dating?”
She heads to Kelce’s photo and peels off the sticker.
“Kelce thinks fifty is too many.”
All eyes turn to the bleachers.
“Okay, but let me just say.” Kelce jumps in, holding up a hand. “I’m not the guy who asks that kind of question or cares about it. What someone’s done in their past? Not my business.”
The girls clap, impressed by the answer and the boys nod along in agreement.
“Aww, okay, that was sweet. Moving on.” Cleo says with a grin. She stops at Pope’s photo. “What do we think, ladies?”
They guess higher, only to get it wrong.
“Pope said 30.” Cleo reads, surprised.
“I totally agree with Kelce.” Pope says quickly. “I just grew up super religious and you know, I haven’t had as much experience as most people here.”
The girls nod respectfully.
“Well, good thing mine’s lower.” Cleo adds with a mischievous grin before bursting out laughing. The rest of the villa joins in.
Next up is Topper. The girls guess higher and miss again.
“Ten?” Cleo reads, blinking.
Topper cringes at his own answer as JJ elbows him. The girls exchange looks, confused and not happy.
Confessional - Alyssa “That was some double standard bullshit.” She says bluntly. “Like, what do you mean ten is too many for your girl when you’ve slept with seventy people? Make it make sense.”
“Wanna explain yourself?” Cleo narrows her eyes at Topper.
“I, uh, I don’t really care about that stuff.” Topper says, stumbling.
“Mm. Sure.” Cleo mutters, unconvinced, before turning to the next board.
John B’s up. The girls guess lower and they’re right. His answer was one hundred. Then it’s JJ and they guess higher.
“Twenty.” Cleo reveals.
“That’s such a fake answer.” Kiara squints.
“Okay, yeah, I was kidding. Honestly, that stuff doesn’t matter to me. It’s your business, not mine.” JJ raises his hands in surrender.
He shrugs, but no one looks convinced. Kiara just rolls her eyes.
Next is Ryan. The girls confidently vote higher. Abigail crosses her fingers, hopeful.
“Infinity!” Cleo reads and bursts out laughing. The girls cheer and clap while Ryan laughs along.
“Yeah.” He says. “Doesn't really matter to me. Your past is your past.”
And last but not least, Rafe.
“Alright, what do we think?” Cleo asks.
“We’re going lower.” Abigail declares. “Obviously.”
“Excuse me?” Rafe gasps dramatically.
“You can’t go higher than infinity.” Abigail smirks.
“Infinity and beyond?” Rafe fires back, sass in full swing. The girls laugh as Cleo removes the sticker.
“Two hundred.”
The girls clap, amused and a little impressed.
With that, the game wraps. The boys are declared the winners and erupt into cheers, hollers echoing across the villa. The girls shake their heads, rolling their eyes, already plotting to win the next challenge.
The islanders start drifting off into smaller groups around the yard, voices buzzing and laughter echoing in the background. Rafe and Y/N grab their water bottles and head to the daybed, the late afternoon sun casting a golden glow over them.
She settles in beside him, legs crossed as he stretches out, one arm behind his head.
“You mentioned something about riding a motorcycle?” She asks, raising her brows, a playful grin tugging at her lips. He chuckles, his hand naturally coming to rest on her thigh.
“Yeah. Been riding since I was seventeen.” He replies.
“That’s…ridiculously hot.” She mutters, locking eyes with him.
“Yeah?” He smirks, raising an eyebrow.
“Don’t. I already regret saying it.” She groans, looking away.
“No, no, say it again, baby.” He teases, voice low and gravelly. His hand gently finds her chin, turning her face back toward his.
Her breath catches as she meets his blue eyes. His thumb traces her cheek, slow and tender. The tension crackles between them like static.
“I…uh…” She pulls back, clearing her throat. “Can we talk about…the challenge?”
He immediately drops his hand, sitting up and nodding, the playfulness fading into something more sincere.
“Of course.” He says, taking a sip from his bottle, while she fidgets with the cap on hers.
“I just…you heard it already, but I’m not…super experienced. And I think that’s why I haven’t been able to go further with you, yet. I’ve always taken things slow and being in here…just...everything moves fast. Like, really fast. And knowing you’ve had more experience…it kinda freaked me out.” Her voice is quiet, vulnerable, as she finally meets his eyes. Rafe shakes his head gently.
“There’s nothing to be scared of.” He leans in, his tone soft. “I would never rush you. Ever. Whatever we do, it’s gonna be when you’re ready. I care way more about you being comfortable than about moving things forward.”
He reaches for her hand.
“And yeah, I’ve had more experience, but that doesn’t mean anything. It doesn’t change how I feel about you. We can go at your pace. Only your pace.”
“So…you’re okay with taking it slow?” She blinks slowly, emotion flickering behind her eyes.
“I’m more than okay with it. I want you to feel safe. That’s what matters to me.” He cups her face again, his voice steady and sure.
“Did…did my body count bother you?” Her voice trembles.
“No. Not at all.” His response is immediate.
“But…it’s low.” She admits, a whisper.
“So what?” He scoffs softly. “Y/N, I don’t care if it’s one or zero or a hundred. I like you. That’s what I care about.”
“You mean that?” Her eyes widen slightly.
“Of course I mean it.” He says firmly. “You never have to stress about that kind of stuff with me.”
She exhales deeply, the relief visible on her face. Her smile grows and she leans in, pressing her lips to his in a soft, thankful kiss.
“Thank you.” She whispers as she pulls back slightly.
“You don’t need to thank me.” He murmurs, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. “You’re safe with me.”
They hold each other’s gaze, quiet understanding passing between them.
Then, suddenly, Y/N lets out a happy squeal and wraps her arms around him tightly, knocking them both back onto the pillows. They burst into laughter, limbs tangled, hearts light, warmth radiating between them.
“Oh, by the way.” Rafe says, pulling back just enough to meet her eyes. “You still owe me that kiss from earlier.”
She smirks, fingers reaching up to toy with the chain around his neck.
“I was hoping you’d forgotten.” She murmurs.
He lets out a low chuckle, shaking his head.
“Not a chance.”
He leans in again and this time, she meets him halfway, closing the distance between them before curling up by his side.
And just as the villa settles into that rare calm, a loud ping cuts through the air.
“What now?” Rafe groans, head flopping back.
Y/N grabs her phone and grins.
“I got a text!” She shouts. The villa immediately perks up as everyone turns toward her.
“Islanders, it’s time to get dressed up because tonight you’re having a blue party! #party4u #glamup.” She reads aloud.
The villa erupts into cheers, already buzzing with excitement.

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my personal headcanon to what exactly is under cait's eye patch. I've seen a lot of people who think she basically has heterochromia with a neat lil scratch going perpendicular to her eye, even tho the spear clearly cut along the eyelid. also, a spear slashing through your eye is not gonna make it change the color of the iris. what probably happened was- the eyeball was damaged to the point of collapse, and its remains had to be removed. so what we're left with is
she's got no eyeball. i think the eye patch makes much more sense that way- for one, seeing an empty eye socket might be considered unpleasant, so she mostly keeps it covered. second, you can see how snug the eye patch is- it sits tightly on her eye socket, and i imagine that if there was an actual eye there, blind or not, it would get really irritated having a piece of fabric rubbing on it all day.
as for a prosthetic- i honestly don't think caitlyn cares about looking "normal". she probably won't get a functioning (fictional) hextech eye to fix her sight- i think she believes this scar to be a reminder for her past mistakes, so she never "loses sight" of what's important ever again. a prosthetic for aesthetic purposes feels a little ooc. caitlyn never cared about being pretty. i don't think she's shameful about her scar, nor does she wear it with pride. i think she's pragmatic and neutral about it, her biggest concern being "but can i still shoot" and the answer to that, i think, is a "yes". the rest is peanuts for her.
the upper eyelid itself is still in tact, and it healed kind of roughly, so the scar looks mingled (caitlyn could probably have surgery to fix it, but like i mentioned, she doesnt care for that stuff). i also think her tear duct is still working perfectly fine, so when she cries, she tears up on both sides.
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ZUKO ✰ 5:36
NOTE. Implied that reader and Zuko are engaged, and reader is a woman in this one!
“Relax,” you whispered, nudging his side. “You’re clenching your jaw.”
“I’m not,” he muttered, though he immediately loosened it. “People are staring.”
“They’re always staring,” you said breezily. “But right now they’re more interested in the fresh chili sesame buns over there, I promise.”
Zuko glanced over and saw a baker pulling golden, round buns from a clay oven, steam curling in the last golden slants of sunlight. His stomach made a small, treacherous sound.
You grinned. “Hungry?”
“I’m fine,” he said.
“You’re lying.”
“I’m managing,” he corrected.
You were already pulling him toward the stall, the ring on your finger cool against his arm. The sensation sends a small flutter to his chest, like a butterfly occupying the space without rent. “You’re getting a bun.”
He opened his mouth to protest, but you had already waved at the vendor. “Hi, Auntie Yin! Two sesame buns, please—and an extra one with chili if they’re still warm?”
The older woman squinted, then lit up with recognition. “[Name], you’re back! And you brought your prince again.”
Auntie Yin's husband cleared his throat. “Isn’t it Firelord, technically—”
“Pfft,” Auntie Mei waved him off with a flour-dusted hand. “Not when you’re standing in my bread line, young man.”
You laughed, leaning into Zuko as you accepted the little bundle of warm bread. “You see why I come back here?”
Just as he was about to hand in some coins, you had stopped his hand mid-way. He looked at you with a small pout, definitely confused.
“Zuko, no.”
“But—“
“We’re going to fight over this, so no.”
“I don’t like arguing with you,” he murmurs.
You pat his hand solemnly. “I know,” you say. “So I’m paying. End of story.”
He didn’t answer anything else until you raised the bun for him to take the first bite. It was crisp on the outside, soft and buttery in the middle, with little black sesame seeds clinging to his lips, the spice just right to not overpower the actual buttery taste. He closed his eyes briefly.
“I remember this,” he said. “I used to sneak out with my uncle, and we’d get these. He used to say—” His voice caught slightly, swallowing with a pleased nod. “—he used to say the best food in the Fire Nation was always on the street, never behind palace walls.”
Your smile softened.
“He was right.”
You wandered deeper into the market, weaving between stalls draped with silks, lanterns, and every kind of fried thing imaginable. People bumped into each other without apology, children shouted as they chased each other with little wooden dragons, and somewhere nearby, a flute player added a gentle melody to the thick scent of roasted peanuts and smoke.
Zuko tilted his head slightly. “You know all of them.”
You shrugged. “Grew up here. Before my family moved to the coast, we lived two blocks down.”
“Wait, really?”
“Mhm. That stall with the yellow lanterns? That used to be where I bought pickled plums on my way home from school. And that guy—” you pointed to a tall man flipping meat over a roaring fire—“used to give me extra sticks if I said please and didn’t rat him out to his wife for snacking while he cooked. Kind guy, really. Just had a habit of snacking, not that I can blame him because they're really good.”
Zuko looked at you with something like awe. “You never told me any of this.”
“I like keeping some mystery,” you teased, passing him a skewer of fire-grilled mushrooms glistening with glaze. “Try this one. You used to like mushrooms, right?”
“I still like mushrooms.”
“Then don’t make that face and eat it.”
He bit into it, reluctantly. The glaze was spicy, sweet, and smoky all at once. He blinked. “Okay, fine. That’s—really good.”
“Told you.”
You two kept walking, you pausing every so often to wave or chat or haggle for something small—an herbal tea, a dumpling wrapped in banana leaf, or dried fruit you tucked into the folds of your sleeve for later. Zuko stayed mostly quiet, watching you, feeling the tension in his chest unwind inch by inch. Your laugh was infectious, the kind that made other people smile without realizing it. More than once, he found himself smiling too, caught off guard by the sound.
At one point, you dragged him over to a table surrounded by children and old men playing tile games.
“[Name], my girl!” one of them called, holding up a tile. “Still cheating at dragon tiles?”
“Only when you let me win,” you said with a wink.
Zuko stood beside you, bemused. “You’ve played dragon tile in public?”
“She won in public,” one of the elders cackled. “Took my whole snack allowance for the week.”
You handed over a few coins with a mock-guilty face. “Here, I owe you for that.”
“Isn’t there a law that states it’s illegal to play mahjong in public?”
...
"I don't know, is there?"
Before he could dwell on the thought for too long, you had already been ushering Zuko to the next stop. “You’ve been in more street fights than I have.”
“You’d be surprised what people will bet when they think a girl in ribbons doesn’t know what she’s doing.”
“I think I married a con artist.”
You gave him a pleased smile. “Took you this long to figure that out?”
You rounded a quieter corner of the market as the last of the sun dipped behind the rooftops. Lanterns glowed in the gathering dusk, and music trickled through the air. You led him to a little bench tucked between two carts, one selling sticky rice and the other spiced nuts. You flopped down with a sigh, tugging him beside you.
For a while, you two just sat.
Zuko leaned back, watching the lanterns sway in the breeze.
“This was… good.”
You bumped your shoulder against his. “You don’t always have to be Firelord, you know.”
“I kind of do,” he said, but it was quiet.
“You kind of don’t. Not with me, at least.”
He turned to look at you. “I don’t think I ever realized how much I missed this kind of quiet.”
You hummed. “That’s what I’m here for. To remind you.”
Zuko hesitated for a moment, then rested his hand on yours, lacing your fingers together, his finger idly playing with the ring on yours. It's nice, he thinks, just being with you like this. The market was bustling around you, but for a moment, it all faded—just a man and his beloved, full of street food and soft lantern light, sharing a bench and a memory and the kind of peace he was still learning to let himself have.
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The Equation of Distraction

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WARNINGS: none really
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dividers by @cafekitsune
Dick Grayson wasn’t used to competing for attention. Not in the way that actually mattered.
Sure, in the field, he competed with Bruce for control. With Jason, for who could kick in a door with more dramatic flair. With Damian, for sheer stubbornness. But when it came to relationships—real ones, ones with something soft and sacred curled at the center—he had always been attentive. Loving. Present.
So how the hell did he find himself third-wheeling to his own girlfriend, Tim, and a whiteboard full of integrals?
"Okay, stop. Stop right there," you said, stepping between Tim and the tangle of numbers he’d just scrawled. You were wearing one of Dick’s old hoodies, hair twisted into a bun, marker ink on your fingertips.
Tim leaned forward, eyebrows furrowed behind his glasses. "What? That’s the limit of the function as x approaches negative infinity."
"It should be," you said, tapping the board, "but this entire partial fraction decomposition is botched. You factored wrong."
Tim blinked. “I did?”
Dick, sprawled on the living room couch and pretending to read a book, smirked to himself. “Rookie mistake.”
You didn’t look away from the whiteboard. “Grayson, don’t snipe from the peanut gallery unless you want to solve this integral by hand.”
Dick shut his mouth.
Tim looked victorious. Dick glared.
The first time you met the family, you accidentally corrected Bruce on a quantum theory reference.
He had blinked at you.
You had flushed.
Alfred had smiled very faintly into his tea.
Dick, meanwhile, had fallen in love a little harder.
You were brilliant. Not just brilliant, but terrifyingly multidisciplinary brilliant. You knew literature and physics and evolutionary biology, and spoke with the unshakeable confidence of someone who had once gotten into an argument with a professor and emerged victorious.
You didn’t brag. You were just curious. A sponge for information. You asked questions and listened to the answers. And somehow, in a household full of detective minds and vigilante instincts, you were still the smartest person in the room.
So when Tim, swamped with his joint MIT-Gotham U coursework, mentioned offhandedly that he was struggling with differential equations, you offered to help.
Dick hadn’t realized what a tactical error that would be.
Then came Damian.
The kid walked in on one tutoring session, glanced at the diagrams you were sketching, and said, “That’s wrong.”
You turned, brow arched. “Excuse me?”
"The mitosis illustration. You’re using a generalized mammalian model. That isn’t accurate for marsupial chromosomes."
You blinked once. Slowly. “Are you studying marsupial mitosis in school right now?”
Damian scowled. "No. I already completed the human unit. I'm reading ahead."
Tim didn’t even look up. “He’s trying to skip grades again.”
You tapped your pen against the diagram, thinking. Then you shifted a few lines, adjusted a chromatid angle, and said, “There. Better?”
Damian squinted. “Acceptable.”
And that was that.
He joined the study sessions.
Suddenly, Dick’s evenings with you turned into academic triage.
Tim asked about imaginary numbers. Damian demanded enzyme pathways. You, looking entirely unbothered, juggled both while sipping lukewarm tea and wearing your glasses slightly crooked.
It was like watching a goddess of learning hold court.
And Dick? Dick got to sit there, watching you solve everyone else’s problems, while his half-written texts and longing stares went unanswered.
He tried not to pout.
It didn’t work.
The next Friday, Dick walked into the manor living room with takeout and three movies tucked under his arm. He had plans. Cozy night. Cuddles. Maybe make-out session #437.
Instead?
He found you, Tim, and Damian on the floor, surrounded by papers. You had a biology model of a nephron drawn across two pieces of poster board.
Dick stared.
You looked up. "Hey, love. You want to quiz Damian on the loop of Henle while I explain countercurrent multiplication?"
He dropped the takeout. "Absolutely not."
You blinked.
Tim smirked. Damian looked smug.
Dick folded his arms. “Babe, I love you. But I am not quizzing a fourteen-year-old on renal function on a Friday night.”
"Fifteen," Damian muttered.
You smiled sweetly. "We’ll be done soon. I promise."
Dick sulked off into the kitchen.
Alfred found him twenty minutes later, brooding into a cup of tea.
"Something the matter, Master Richard?"
Dick sighed. "She's supposed to be my girlfriend, not the tutor of every prodigy in this house."
Alfred didn’t flinch. "You are, perhaps, experiencing what Master Timothy and Master Damian have often felt about you."
Dick blinked. "What?"
"You have a history of... commanding attention."
Dick opened his mouth. Closed it. "Damn it."
Alfred handed him a second cup. "Jealousy, in moderation, is a sign of attachment. I suggest you redirect it.”
Dick took a breath. Sipped. Nodded.
Then promptly marched back into the living room.
"Alright, nerds. Move over."
You glanced up, amused. "Joining us after all?"
He plopped down beside you, tugging you into his lap. “No, I’m kidnapping my girlfriend."
Tim: “Rude.”
Damian: “Good riddance.”
Dick ignored them. Nuzzled into your neck. "Tell the mitochondria to wait."
You laughed. Warm and real. "That was biology. We're doing organ systems now."
"Whatever it is, it can survive without you for one hour."
You looked at him, eyes soft. "Are you jealous, Nightwing?"
"Me? Jealous? Never. Just asserting my dibs."
Tim made a gagging noise. Damian threw a pen.
You kissed him.
The study session ended shortly after.
And if Dick helped grade practice tests with glitter pens the next day just to feel useful? Well. No one had the heart to mention it.
Not even Tim.
(Okay, Tim did take a picture. But he sent it only to Kon, and Dick pretended not to notice.)
Eventually, things settled.
Tutoring became once a week. You started leaving time just for Dick. You told him how much you loved his patience, how good he was with his family, how your favorite part of the week was still movie night with him.
You even let him teach you something, once—acrobatics, on the mats in the cave. You fell on your ass laughing, legs tangled with his, and kissed him like you didn’t need textbooks to understand what you had.
And for once, Dick Grayson didn’t mind not being the smartest person in the room.
Not when he got to be yours.
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Domestic Sorcery
Pairing: Satoru Gojo x Pregnant!Reader
Description: 3am cravings hit hard. Gojo handles them harder.
Warnings: Fluff, pregnancy fluff, domestic daddy Gojo, baby talk.
Enjoy!
The clock reads 3:07 AM when you nudge Gojo awake. He groans, rolling onto his stomach, messy white hair splaying across the pillow.
“Satoru,” you whisper.
“Nooo,” he whines, voice muffled by the sheets. “Gojo is unavailable at the moment. Please try again later.”
You huff, poking his side. “Toru, I need ice cream.”
At that, he peeks one sleepy eye open. “Mmm, we have ice cream in the freezer.”
“Not that one.” You pout. “I want the caramel swirl from that one shop.”
He blinks. “Babe… that shop is in Paris.”
You give him the saddest, most dramatic frown imaginable, complete with wide eyes and a slight quiver of your lip. “But our baby wants it.”
Gojo groans, throwing the blanket over his head — but he’s already sitting up. “This is emotional manipulation,” he mutters, rubbing his face before rolling out of bed.
You grin. “I love you.”
“Yeah, yeah,” he grumbles, slipping on his blindfold and shoes, “This better be the best damn ice cream you’ve ever had.”
He grabs his hoodie and steps outside. In a blink, his technique flashes — and he’s gone.
About an hour later, he returns, dropping onto the bed next to you with a triumphant grin. “Alright, my love, my queen, my glowing goddess of pregnancy, behold!”
He pulls out a perfectly sealed tub of caramel swirl ice cream.
You gasp. “You actually found it?”
Gojo stretches, yawning. “I checked Paris and checked a place in Italy, then made a quick stop in Belgium. Had to make sure I got the best caramel swirl.”
You giggle, taking the tub from him. “You’re insane.”
“You knew that when you married me.” He flops dramatically onto your lap, eyes fluttering closed. “Now eat, so I can pass out.”
You take one bite and let out a satisfied hum. “Mmm… okay, this was worth it.”
Gojo cracks one eye open, watching you happily eat. His exhaustion melts into a soft smile. “Yeah,” he murmurs. “It was.”
The next night, you nudge him awake again.
“Satoru.”
He groans, burying his face in his pillow, “Sweetheart…I literally bent space-time for you yesterday. Let a man rest.”
You run your fingers through his hair. “I just want some eggs with peanut butter on top.”
Silence.
Slowly, Gojo turns to look at you, staring like you’re the most confusing puzzle he’s ever encountered.
“You — you what?”
You pout, eyes wide and dramatic.
“Eggs with peanut butter. Extra messy. My poor, swollen feet can’t handle standing in the kitchen that long… help me, daddy.”
He blinks. Then, after a long pause, he mutters, “I should’ve stayed in Italy.”
Later that night…
Gojo lies sprawled across the bed, an open jar of peanut butter in one hand and a plate of scrambled eggs in the other. He stares at the ceiling like it personally betrayed him.
You’re already half asleep, curled up beside him, while he mutters softly to the swell of your belly.
“Listen, baby bean. We need to talk. Man to… fetus.”
He sighs, dramatically tapping a forkful of eggs against the peanut butter jar.
“I just wanna know. Why? Why the eggs and the peanut butter? Separately, sure. Weird but doable. But together?” He pauses, squinting at your stomach like it might give him answers. “Are you trying to test the limits of my love? Because spoiler alert…we’re already there.”
He takes a bite of the concoction and shudders. “Oh my god. It’s like sweet-salty betrayal. Why do you hate me? I brought you ice cream from three countries. I bent space-time. I might’ve tripped a few magical security alarms. And this is how you repay me?”
He leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially. “I’m just saying… if you’re trying to send a message from the womb, blink twice or kick once for ‘dad, chill.’”
A small kick bumps beneath his hand.
He freezes. Then grins like the idiot he is.
“Oh. Okay. Fair. That one’s on me.”
Still chuckling softly, he leans down and presses a gentle kiss to your belly, thumb tracing slow circles over your skin.
The room settles into a quiet hum, and then your voice drifts out, drowsy and warm. “Thank you, ‘Toru…”
A sleepy breath. “You’re a really good daddy, y’know…”
Satoru pauses, the grin tugging at his lips gentler now.
“Yeah?” he whispers, brushing his thumb over the curve of your belly. “You think so?”
You hum, already drifting back to sleep. “Mhm… even if you complain the whole time.”
He laughs under his breath. “Gotta keep my reputation intact.”
And his hand never leaves your belly. Not even after you’ve both fallen asleep.
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In the woods (Wolverine)
Description: Logan takes Y/N to the woods
Warning: Smutty
Word Count: 799
Request: Just thinking about Logan taking reader into the woods and chasing her like prey 😩. Pls pls 🙏
“You want to be chased and hunted in the woods like a deer.” Nova’s words were stuck in his head. Seeing her reach into Y/N’s mind was scary but the second she said that, he felt his pants tightened. His girlfriend wanted to be chased around the woods like an animal.
How long had she wanted this? The idea of it was hot but what if it was something she thought she wanted but actually didn’t? So much was going through his head and with a groan he got up and went to Y/N’s room. He thought for a few seconds and knocked. She answered and smiled at him. She looked innocent enough for the part. “Come with me.” He said and walked away.
She was confused but followed nonetheless. Wade was watching TV as they walked by, “Leaving in your suit, Peanut? Should I come with? I am Marvel Jesus after all.” He said and Logan rolled his eyes, “Fuck no.” He growled which worried Y/N. She followed him to the car and got in the passenger seat. He started the car and drove off. She looked at him and he stared at the road with a dark look. She had no clue where he was going and was too afraid to ask.
It was maybe a 15 minute drive in utter silence before the cat stopped. They were in the woods or the entrance to it. She looked around confused and looked at him, “Logan-” “Get out of the car.” He demanded. With shaky hands she opened the door and got out. He did as well and walked over to her. Her anxiety was high and she didn’t understand what was going on.
“I’ll give you a minute head start.” He tells her. She looks up at him and sees that he isn’t joking, “You want to be chased through the woods like an animal, yes?” He asked her and she nodded. Her face was red and her panties were starting to get wet at his dominance. “Run.” He growled and she took off. Afraid to look behind her she kept running. 1 minute later she hears him chasing her and her heart beats faster. She looked back and saw him on all fours and the mask chasing her.
He was close to her but not close enough to catch her yet. She couldn’t outrun him and 5 seconds later that was proven when he had her on the ground. She stared up at him with an open mouth and wide eyes. She was out of breath and her chest was moving up and down. He smirked at her and one of his hands traveled up her thigh to her covered pussy. She gasped as he unzipped her jeans and yanked the zipper down.
She closed her eyes as she felt his fingers lightly brush against her clit. “Lo.” She moans as his fingers slip in her panties to properly touch her. She whimpers as his fingers rub her clit and circle her dripping hole. “Please.” She begs but what for? “What do you want, bunny?” He asked as he slowly slid his finger in her. She gasped and grabbed his arm, “Look at you falling apart over a little touch. I should fuck you raw and breed you in these woods like an animal.” He said as his finger moved in and out of her at a rough pace.
His thumb rubbing her clit as her hips moved up with his rhythm. “Fuck please it’s all I want.” She whines. He chuckles and leans over her, his other hand above her head. “You want me to fuck a baby into you right here? I’ll bring you back here each year and fuck another one into you over and over again until we have a litter of baby Wolverines is that what you want?” He asked and she clenched on his finger. “Yes fuck! I want you to fuck so many babies into me.” She cried. He could tell by her breathing that she was close but he wasn’t stopping.
She screamed his name so loud as she came all over his finger, “That’s right baby. Scream my name, howl it. Nobody can hear you.” He said slowing the pace of his finger as she rode out her orgasm. He pulled his finger out and smirked. His finger was covered in her cum. He brought his finger to his mouth and licked it clean. She watched with intense eyes as he did and he hummed, “Fuck baby you taste amazing.” He said and stood up. She yawned and in that second she was up against a tree. She looked at him and he smirked, “Like I said darlin’, I’m fucking a baby into you every year.”
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‧₊˚✧ ❛[ pretty tipsy ]❜
ft. logan howlett x f! reader — xmen, marvel
╰₊✧ he brings you home after a night out drinking┊2.5k words
setting: deadpool & wolverine (2024) worst! logan contains: alcohol & intoxication, this man is WHIPPED, age & size difference, emotional drunk human reader, ooc? calling him kitty
➤ author's note: idk what this is but it’s my longest logan piece yet because i have yet to write any more than a thousand words for him
tonight was one of the few nights logan could finally have some alone time. wade was going out for drinks with vanessa with the plan to stay over at her place, the ever so mysterious blind al was off doing her own thing, and mary puppins was resting peacefully in her little bed, tuckered out after a long day of playtime. he could finally get some long-awaited peace and quiet, a moment to himself to relax and breathe. while he’s grateful for the presence of others since he arrived in this dimension, he’s still a lone wolf at heart who treasures his privacy above all else.
humming a little tune from the eighties, he sunk into the beat-up leather couch with a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other, taking a long drag on it and preparing himself for a relaxing evening until his flip phone started ringing. when he opened it up to read the “wade wilson” contact name staring back at him, he rolled his eyes with a groan before answering.
“what the fuck do you want?”
“not even a ‘hello?’ damn bitch, okay then— well, we ran into some friends and had some drinks together, but one of them is pretty shit-faced right now and her phone is dead, could you pretty please with sugar on top come and pick her up?”
“the fuck? that’s not my problem, just call her an uber—” he stopped mid-sentence when he heard a familiar giggle in the background, one asking a different partygoer to have another drink with her, “is that the neighbor who lives at the end of the hallway?”
“yeah, it’s your little crush~! you recognize her from just her voice over the phone, oh my god, you have it bad wolfie!! well, if you don’t wanna come, then fine, whatever, but you know, it’s not unsafe for a pretty lady to be alone this late at night! some guy might just swoop her up, actually, there’s some guy asking for her number right now—”
“alright, alright, i’m coming! send me the address.” he nearly shouted into the receiver, putting out his cigar on the ashtray atop the coffee table and slipping on his jacket to leave the comfort of his shared apartment.
the night was chilly in comparison to the cozy warmth of the indoors and the bar was filled with loud chattering and cheers, the clinking of glasses, yelling at the game being televised, and the general buzz of extroverted fun on a weekend night.
“ayyy, there he is! come here, peanut, sit, sit, sit, have a drink with us!”
logan hesitated, not because he would ever shy away from free booze but because he was here on a mission with one sole goal in mind (and because he wasn’t familiar with this particular group of people, he didn’t feel like socializing tonight) “no, it’s fine, i’m just here to take her home.” his voice was uncharacteristically mellow, finding you napping on the table with your arms folded to be a makeshift cushion for your head.
you peeked at the man coming up next to you and your face changed from exhausted to ecstatic to upset in the span of a few seconds, “looggann!! how are you doing, i feel like i haven’t seen you in foreverr— how come every time i see you in the hall, you always run off, are you avoiding me? did i do something wrong?” you cling onto his hand and shake his arm, paying no attention to your friends giggling at your behavior in the background, pouting and tearing up.
oh god, you’re an emotional drunk, that’s so cute. neither he nor wade could get drunk at all on account of their systems constantly cleaning out the effects of the alcohol as soon as it’s consumed, but when he drinks around others, it’s a trait he typically finds so annoying quickly becoming so endearing when worn by you.
“i’m not avoiding you, you haven’t done anything wrong,” he consoled in the most gentle voice a wolverine could muster, also cringing at the fact that he wasn’t half as discreet as he thought he was. it’s true, he has been avoiding you, but only because he couldn’t stand the way you made him feel, smoothing out the rough edges of his personality and making him feel stupid butterflies he was far too old to be feeling, not to mention the nonstop teasing from everyone else when they noticed the way he seemed to look at you from afar. it was as if he was a child who thought hiding from it would make it go away, but it has become apparent it has only grown stronger.
“you’re telling the truth?” you sniffled.
“yes, i am. come on, bub, let’s get you outta here. i’m here to take you home.”
you didn’t protest or try to convince him you weren’t wasted, knowing your limit had been reached, and slowly picked up your things to follow him out of the building. he allowed you to intertwine your arm with his, providing support to your unbalanced mind and stumbling legs since you couldn’t even walk straight.
“why would you drink so much if you’re such a lightweight?”
“how do you know i’m a lightweight? you weren’t there, i could have drunk an entire bathtub full of booze before you showed up!”
“nah, i can smell it, there’s no way you drank anything more than a few pints.”
“oh, so the kitty is a dog now? i thought you were more cat-like this whole time, but i guess i was wrong.”
“what?” they say what a person says when intoxicated comes from their soul and true thoughts with little to no filter, but he certainly wasn’t anticipating those words to come out of your mouth.
“you look like a kitty, you know? with the way your hair does the little swoopy things— do you wake up like that or do you need to style it? you act like one too, grumpy ass kitty.”
“don’t call me that, kid, i hear it enough from wade already.”
“i’ll stop calling you kitty when you stop calling me kid! i know you’re old as hell, but i’m a grown-ass adult!”
“yeah? well, you’re certainly not acting like one right now.”
you were silent for a minute, making him worry for a second that he offended you by calling you childish, but when he looked back down at you, you were simply staring in astonishment. “i’ve never seen you smile before! you look a lot more handsome, you should do it more often!”
was he smiling? he didn’t even notice, grinning ear to ear and revealing his pearly white teeth, chuckling at your ridiculous words. was this really the first time you saw him smile and heard him laugh? no wonder you assumed he was avoiding you, he was surprised you didn’t hate him just because of a misunderstanding.
it took some time to get you up all of the stairs to your floor without tripping, and logan was almost sad the night was over so quickly. even if the conversation was mostly one-sided and you were intoxicated with slurred words, he swears he listened to all you had to say between comedic bits, insightful knowledge, random bullshit, and found it all fascinating. luckily for him, his time with you wasn’t up yet as he watched you fumble with your purse and frown.
“oh, fuck… i lost my keys… oh no…” you slumped against the wall until you fell to the floor, feeling yourself starting to cry at this inconvenience with heightened emotions.
“god, please don’t, not again…” he’s the absolute worst at comforting others, it isn’t his strong suit, and acknowledging this weakness seemed ten times more difficult when you were the one in need. “come on, you can sleep at my place for the night and charge your phone.”
“...really?”
“yes, come on.”
you took his outreached hand and found yourself in his grasp again as he held onto your shoulder to steady you, unlocking the door and leading you into his shared apartment. he felt somewhat grateful that you were too drunk to notice how messy the site was, seating you on the couch as he got you a glass of water to sober up. you looked so out of place among it all, so young and feminine with your vibrant club clothing around all of the aging, scratched-up furniture and muted colors.
“thank you,” you murmur, downing the entire tall glass with a few gulps, “uh, where is the bathroom?” he directed you to where it was and allowed you to use it, quickly hearing you turn on the shower after a minute and just as quickly hearing you swearing in regret over the loud pitter-patter of the steaming hot water. “i’m never drinking again, why am i being so fucking stupid?!”
“are you okay?”
“yeah, except for the fact i forgot that i don’t have a change of clothes and i stepped into the shower with my current ones on because i forgot to take them off!” your voice cracked, feeling yourself starting to cry once again from yet another inconvenience. you were really just embarrassing yourself and couldn’t wait for this shitty day to be over.
he let out a sigh of relief, “god, don’t scare me like that— i’ll get you something, hold on, please don’t cry.” he could have stolen some of al’s clothing since she wouldn’t have noticed, or he could have stolen some of the clothes vanessa left behind after spending time with wade, but for some odd reason, he pulled out one of his canadian hockey jerseys for you. the fabric was soft and worn with time, smelling slightly of him and laundry detergent, and arguably the most comfortable thing he had at his disposal. “i’ll leave it outside the door, okay?”
“thank youu!!” (and thank god your underwear is still clean and dry enough to wear again, you have no idea what you would have done if you didn’t realize your mistake soon enough and stood under the water for long enough to be soaked to the bone.)
logan allowed his fatigued body to rest for a moment, sinking into the couch just as he did an hour ago in hopes of relaxation. what the fuck was he doing? since when did the wolverine play babysitter for drunk young women, walking them back to play guard dog against possible creepy men, letting them into his home, and lending them his clothing to wear? this was so uncharacteristic of him, he couldn’t think of a single person he was willing to do this for other than laura, but you certainly weren’t nearly as close to him as he was to her! lord, he’s so pathetic, he thinks he probably would have carried you back bridal style too if you asked him.
the water stopped and he waited for you to exit so that he could show you where you could sleep, but he could now see he didn’t need to. your apartment layouts are nearly identical, and it looks like your brain was switched onto autopilot after cleaning up, mindlessly strolling into his bedroom and plopping down on his mattress as if it were your own. (his shirt was practically a dress on you, falling to your mid-thigh and ill-fitted on your smaller frame, his eyes lingering on it for a second longer than what would have been polite.)
he leaned against the doorframe, watching you make yourself comfortable and preparing to stay there until the early afternoon with a banging headache. “are you comfortable? do you need anything else?”
you murmured something in response and stretched out your arms, making grabby hands and inviting him to join you, “come cuddle with me! herree, kitty, kitty, kitty~”
are you really calling a fifty-something-year-old, six-foot-tall killer mutant with adamantium bones and razor-sharp claws that come out of his knuckles ‘kitty’? yes, yes you are, and you’re going to scream into your pillow from embarrassment when you recall it the next day.
“i don’t do cuddles, princess,” he chuckled even though he intended to scoff. “and i already told you to quit calling me that.”
“pleaseee? pretty pleasee?” you chirped, eyes going big and round just like a puppy in a cartoon, begging him to humor you in this request.
are you truly a human, or are you secretly a mutant who has hypnotic powers? the answer is obvious, he’s just an old loser who apparently answers at your every beck and call now because all he could do is sigh, slip off his jacket, and get under the blanket with you.
you rolled on your side and wrapped your arm around his body, nuzzling your face into his comforting touch and inhaling the mild scent of pine and tobacco. humming a satisfied “good night” and dozing off within a few minutes, you clung to him as tightly as a koala onto a branch, and he couldn’t separate himself from you without making you stir and whine.
trapped in the embrace of a beautiful neighbor whom he possessed a soft spot for, wearing his clothing and laying in his bed, he would be trapped like this until morning it sounds like a dream to most men, but to logan, it’s the fear of getting attached and losing someone else important to him rearing its ugly head to the forefront of his mind. it scares him to think what could happen if he allowed himself this pleasure of becoming close to you, and yet when he admires your slumbering face, he feels like it would be okay and work itself out in the end somehow.
he fell asleep more quickly than usual when you held him, and for the first time in forever, he wasn’t tormented with horrid nightmares of the past that always plagued him before now. when he woke up, his weary soul was well-rested and energized, almost as if he was twenty years younger again. the wonders of a good night’s sleep, or perhaps, the wonders of being with you.
it felt so… natural to wake up with you next to him.
you were practically a dead weight by now, not rousing in the least when he slowly got up to leave the bed. he did feel a little back about undoing the grasp you had on him though, felt a bit like abandoning you in a vulnerable state. he sauntered into the kitchen to brew a cup of coffee as per his routine, only to find the most annoyingly loveable scarred face sitting in a chair waiting for him, legs crossed and hands in his lap like a supervillain.
“sooooo, how was your night, you smitten kitten? you dirty dog!” there was a stupid smirk on his face, trying his best to hold back a fit of giggles. he knows nothing suggestive happened and was just teasing, but he still wanted to hear him say that it was a wonderful night nonetheless and to thank him for playing matchmaker.
“shut the fuck up before i stab you again. don’t ruin this morning for me.”

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