#the alpha doll tmp

[shittymurderparty]

The Nerd, after watching Dune II with The Alpha.

[bliz-lol]

TRIVIA MURDER PARTY2!)

[k1stune]

The alpha!

[tmpnerdofficial]

guys I have a theory.

so I just realised that the TMP2 dolls are the TMP1 dolls and here’s prove

so I think the TMP2 dolls are the past versions of themselfs:

Red Herring = Wrath

Alpha = Gluttony

Screamer = Lust

Sheriff = Envy

Believer = Greed

Jester = Pride

Lovers = Despair

Nerd = Sloth

so yeah, they are the TMP1 dolls all along

[tinimaro29]

RUS-Русский: Хедканоны

!!ВНИМАНИЕ!!

В АНГЛИЙСКОМ ТЕКСТЕ МОГУТ БЫТЬ ОШИБКИ! КАК СЕРЬЁЗНЫЕ ТАК И НЕ СОВСЕМ.

Основа моих канонов есть на фото сверху.

Люди:

Крикунья [Ака: Паникёрша]: Длинная шея, длинные руки, широкий таз и широкий рот. Шериф: Есть шляпа и серебряная звезда. Широкий таз. Ботан: Астигматизм и непропорционально большая голова. Альфа: Толстые брови которые слегка нахмурены.

Мутанты:

Шут: Две лишние вполне рабочие конечности с костями на голове который тот прячет под шапкой шута. ?Немного раздутые руки? \\ просто когда он стоит отпустив руки, он выглядит довольно устрашающе. Красная сельдь [Ака: Наживка]: Большая рыба с самосознанием и руками вынужденная прятать свою особенность под костюмом. Влюблённые: Сиамские близнецы без ног, туго связанные верёвкой вокруг их тела на высоте талии которые сжимают им руки. Ходили с помощью рук когда поблизости не было коляски для инвалидов. Зашит рот. \\ можно списать на то, что визуально так показывают что они либо немые либо не часто говорят. Верующая: Буквально не рабочий или слабо видящий третий глаз на лбу. Губы слажены в тупой угол. Широкий таз.

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ANG-Английский: Head canons (The picture quality is dead, I'm sorry.)

!!WARNING!!

THERE MAY BE ERRORS IN THE ENGLISH TEXT! BOTH SERIOUS AND NOT QUITE.

The basis of my canons is in the photo above.

People:

Screamer: Long neck, long arms, wide pelvis and wide mouth. Sheriff: There's a hat and a silver star. Wide pelvis. Nerd: Astigmatism and a disproportionately large head. Alpha: Thick eyebrows that are slightly furrowed.

Mutants:

Jester: Two extra quite working limbs with bones on the head, which he hides under the jester's hat. ?Are his arms a little pumped up? \ It's just that when he stands with his hands down, he looks pretty intimidating. Red Herring: A large fish with self-awareness and hands forced to hide its peculiarity under a suit. Lovers: Siamese twins without legs, tightly tied with rope around their bodies at waist height who squeeze their hands. They walked with their hands when there was no wheelchair nearby. Their mouth is sewn shut \It can be attributed to the fact that they visually show that they are either mute or do not speak often. Believer: Literally not a working or weakly seeing third eye on the forehead. The lips are aligned in a blunt angle. Wide pelvis.

[mariegolddoesthings]

Kpoppy Alpha????

Remember when I told you when the TMP dolls were basically BTS in my dream? Well, that dream's coming to life fellas! Introducing the Alpha as Jungkook! Strong, silly, and talented.

Alt version below:

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Alpha: "Help! My Nerd is stuck in a tree!"

Nerd: *is stuck in a tree*

Alpha: *tries to get Nerd's attention*

Alpha: "Look, it's your favorite calculator! And some math problems!"

Nerd: "Oooooh~ Fractions?"

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

The 3 am Challenge did NOT go so well

(Also no, I did NOT post this at 3 am; I scheduled it for 3 am. BIG difference)

[shittymurderparty]

The alpha made this post

[bliz-lol]

TRIVIA MURDER PARTY 2

[tinimaro29]

RUS-Русский: НЕ НУ УЖ ПРОСТИТЕ МЕНЯ, НО БАЛИН!

У МЕНЯ НЕТ СЛОВ ПРОСТО! Короче, в мой мозг залез таракан с хед-каноном что Похоть и Чревоугодие родители Крикуньи и Альфы, а нарожала она их до того как в отель собралась. Вот вам, берите мою херню по этому поводу:

Не ну у меня такие тараканы в голове. Чё теперь поделать то. Там для меня сходства есть, просто присмотритесь. Рот, тело, цвет. Мой мозг так сделал что я теперь воспринимаю этих четверых как семью. И ещё, Крикунья родилась раньше, так что она старше своего брата на 4 года. Когда крикунье стукнуло 15, похоть оставила её с 11 летним альфой и с тётей в качестве няни, потом она съебалась с мужем в отель где потом они сдохнут всей семьёй. """ХеПпИ эНд"""

"АРТ ПОТОМ СЮДА ДОБАВЛЮ!!! Если ну буду ленится…"

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ENG-Английский: I'M NOT SO SORRY, BUT DAMN IT!

I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS JUST!

In short, a cockroach with a head canon got into my brain that Lust and Gluttony are the parents of a Screamer and an Alpha, and she gave birth to them before she was going to the hotel.

Here you go, take the grounds of the head canon on this occasion:

No, I have such cockroaches in my head. What can I do now? There are similarities there for me, just take a closer look. Mouth, body, color. My brain has made it so that I now perceive these four as a family. And the Screamer was born earlier, so she is 4 years older than her brother. When the screamer turned 15, lust left her with an 11-year-old alpha and an aunt as a babysitter, then she fucked her husband to a hotel where then they would die as a family. """HaPpY eNd"""

"I'LL ADD ART HERE LATER!!! If I'm lazy..."

[jackboxconfess]

Confession reply to the stop the Despair doll hate

I haven’t seen hate for any TMP dolls

I think they’re all also designed very well to fit whatever troupe and/or sin they are

The doll designers did a very good job with the TMP dolls

Alpha is no exception, very well designed for his horror troupe

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[galactickelly]

TMP Dolls Headcannons

Jester is Actually Pansexual (I thought she was Bisexual)

Screamer Might be a Softie but she can be sometimes tough to bullies.

Alpha Loves Athlete because She’s strong and can lift up weights.

Gluttony Has His German Accent

Yandere Goes Nuts Everytime If Alpha dated Athlete

Sheriff loves Donuts

Believer is Actually A Lesbian

Lovers Are Both Good at cooking

Envy has A Soft side for bunnies

Pride was actually Bisexual

Popstar is Omnisexual

Rockstar Is Straight Ally along with Wrath

Despair Writes and Draws Their Notebook Everytime.

The Mimic likes to mimic everyone

Scientist is expert at science

Part 2 Coming Soon…

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Howdya do and come inside

Take a look around, got nothing to hide

Got plenty of rooms, if you're looking to spend the night

Just one thing, if you decide to stay

We're gonna try to kill you in different ways

That's the kind of thing we do in a Murder Hotel

Here's your keys and there's your room

Your murder will be starting soon

There's good reason to be afraid

Don't forget to tip your maid

So, fun facts

I CANNOT draw Alpha to save my life

This is my first time drawing a TMP ghost/skeleton thingy

This is ALSO my first time drawing the Audience Doll

@booloocrew-blog

[shittymurderparty]

The Nerd ( @toskarin) and The Alpha ( @insomniac-arrest) respectively

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Alpha: "Nerd? Nerd! Bro, Nerd, get out here!"

Nerd: *opens window* "I'm sorry Alpha, I'm not coming outside. I'm THIS close to finishing my next invention! Return to your lifting in peace."

Alpha: "Nerd, we talked about this, bro."

Alpha: "You gotta get outside at least one hour a day! Gotta get some fresh air, dawg."

Nerd: "Yes, what I'll 'get' is the attention of [REDACTED]..."

Alpha: "There's nobody out here but us, bro!"

Nerd: "Better to work in the shadows where I cannot be seen. Also, it's cold out there!"

Alpha: "Bro, if you're not coming outside..."

Alpha: "I'm bringin' the outside to you!" *goes to a corner of Nerd's house and prepares to lift*

Nerd: "H-Hey, no. What? You cannot lift my entire house!"

Alpha: "Oh, yes I can!" *lifts* "I'ma lift your crib, dawg!"

Nerd: *panicking* "Do not lift my crib, Alpha! I have delicate instruments in here and-"

Alpha: "LIFTIN' YOUR CRIB, DAWG!"

Nerd: *rushes outside*

Alpha: *gently puts the house back down*

Nerd: "There, I'm out in the 'fresh' air! And I can smell the chemtrails."

Alpha: *sighs* "That's right bro, one step atta time."