#The alpha tmp

[shittymurderparty]

The Nerd, after watching Dune II with The Alpha.

[mariegolddoesthings]

Kpoppy Alpha????

Remember when I told you when the TMP dolls were basically BTS in my dream? Well, that dream's coming to life fellas! Introducing the Alpha as Jungkook! Strong, silly, and talented.

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[saturn-garden]

i feel like a stroke victim

[bliz-lol]

LOOK THIS! FAN EPISODE! :)

[lehawhoisgoing]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

hell nahh our tmp2 is deaadddd owwww

[k1stune]

The alpha!

[shittymurderparty]

The alpha made this post

[shittymurderparty]

The Nerd ( @toskarin) and The Alpha ( @insomniac-arrest) respectively

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

[tmpnerdofficial]

guys I have a theory.

so I just realised that the TMP2 dolls are the TMP1 dolls and here’s prove

so I think the TMP2 dolls are the past versions of themselfs:

Red Herring = Wrath

Alpha = Gluttony

Screamer = Lust

Sheriff = Envy

Believer = Greed

Jester = Pride

Lovers = Despair

Nerd = Sloth

so yeah, they are the TMP1 dolls all along

[tinimaro29]

RUS-Русский: Хедканоны

!!ВНИМАНИЕ!!

В АНГЛИЙСКОМ ТЕКСТЕ МОГУТ БЫТЬ ОШИБКИ! КАК СЕРЬЁЗНЫЕ ТАК И НЕ СОВСЕМ.

Основа моих канонов есть на фото сверху.

Люди:

Крикунья [Ака: Паникёрша]: Длинная шея, длинные руки, широкий таз и широкий рот. Шериф: Есть шляпа и серебряная звезда. Широкий таз. Ботан: Астигматизм и непропорционально большая голова. Альфа: Толстые брови которые слегка нахмурены.

Мутанты:

Шут: Две лишние вполне рабочие конечности с костями на голове который тот прячет под шапкой шута. ?Немного раздутые руки? \\ просто когда он стоит отпустив руки, он выглядит довольно устрашающе. Красная сельдь [Ака: Наживка]: Большая рыба с самосознанием и руками вынужденная прятать свою особенность под костюмом. Влюблённые: Сиамские близнецы без ног, туго связанные верёвкой вокруг их тела на высоте талии которые сжимают им руки. Ходили с помощью рук когда поблизости не было коляски для инвалидов. Зашит рот. \\ можно списать на то, что визуально так показывают что они либо немые либо не часто говорят. Верующая: Буквально не рабочий или слабо видящий третий глаз на лбу. Губы слажены в тупой угол. Широкий таз.

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ANG-Английский: Head canons (The picture quality is dead, I'm sorry.)

!!WARNING!!

THERE MAY BE ERRORS IN THE ENGLISH TEXT! BOTH SERIOUS AND NOT QUITE.

The basis of my canons is in the photo above.

People:

Screamer: Long neck, long arms, wide pelvis and wide mouth. Sheriff: There's a hat and a silver star. Wide pelvis. Nerd: Astigmatism and a disproportionately large head. Alpha: Thick eyebrows that are slightly furrowed.

Mutants:

Jester: Two extra quite working limbs with bones on the head, which he hides under the jester's hat. ?Are his arms a little pumped up? \ It's just that when he stands with his hands down, he looks pretty intimidating. Red Herring: A large fish with self-awareness and hands forced to hide its peculiarity under a suit. Lovers: Siamese twins without legs, tightly tied with rope around their bodies at waist height who squeeze their hands. They walked with their hands when there was no wheelchair nearby. Their mouth is sewn shut \It can be attributed to the fact that they visually show that they are either mute or do not speak often. Believer: Literally not a working or weakly seeing third eye on the forehead. The lips are aligned in a blunt angle. Wide pelvis.

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Going up...

[shittymurderparty]

- the alpha

pukicho u are so awesome... how do u do it

I wake up and tell myself "I am the coolest" 100 times before getting out of bed

[ghastlythespookytrash]

“Okay. Law’s cancelled. Class dismissed.”

(Left to right, Believer, Jester, [REDACTED], Alpha, Sheriff)

Here is the original thing BTW

[neokatt]

the last 2 tmp 2 dolls apon ye!!

I plan on drawing Audience before I move onto TMP 1 hehe

[bliz-lol]

TRIVIA MURDER PARTY2!)

[shittymurderparty]

The Alpha

I love this person and this person specifically.

-Mod Sam