#the absolute drama

[sequentialprophet]

This breakup has everything - mixed feelings, torn loyalties, hammers, public attempted murder, a small angry wet English man, mentors who think they know best

[springbreezc]

♡ — for @mysteryoflovc | continued from here

his supposed happy ending had become a tragedy. while he had once been convinced that daniel was the One for him, his soulmate, the younger man he looked at now was little more than a stranger that he kept tabs on. one that turned away from him as if his touch was scalding, and it hurt. since their separation, the older man had morphed into the worst version of himself. if he could not have love, he would have power, and he seized more of it with greedy, bloody hands that no longer had anywhere soft to land. no one was safe from his reign of terror if they stood in his way. "it would be safer if you did not go back to your place quite yet." referring to their home had been a slip of the tongue. "i can handle myself." he liked to be in front of the action more these days. less could slip under his radar this way. he trusted no one, not truly, not like he once had. there had been too much scheming behind his back. "i'll be fine." his lips quipped up slightly, rueful. "though you almost sound like you're worried."

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

people who don't study history will simply never understand the joy of reading historian beef. there's nothing like it

[deathdoesntkillyou]

[demaparbat-hp]

Thinking about @stygiovictoria's Roleswap AU.

[sunderwight]

y'know I think that if Liu Qingge actually did tell Shen Qingqiu (SY version) that he was lonely and asked him to be intimate with him, even just for tonight, as speculated in the Airplane Q&A, Shen Qingqiu would go for it.

like probably not after he married Luo Binghe (because infidelity), and at first I think he'd blank in shock and he'd need to quadruple check that he had correctly gleaned Liu Qingge's (extremely blunt) meaning, but after that... yeah. I think he would

because I think he'd want to, because he is attracted to Liu Qingge, he's just repressed about it. so I imagine his thought process would go:

-oh no I'm straight I can't sleep with Liu Qingge

-also this would be a terrible ethical violation because I'm his shixiong

-although as fellow peak lords we're basically equals so that probably doesn't matter so much

-I mean he is asking me after all it's not like I'm perving on him or anything here

-wow this is so deeply sad for Liu-shidi who has turned to me of all random people in his hour of need, only to be rejected

-is he sex pollen'd? he doesn't look it...

-I'm sure lots of people would jump at the chance to be with someone as handsome and capable as him! does he not know that? are people not jumping at the chance to be with him?

-I guess not if he's lonely?

-how incredibly stupid of them! the incomparable war god of bai zhan is a catch!

-this really is too tragic to tolerate. I can't possibly turn him down now, what if it's a blow to his pride that he never recovers from? a man needs his pride! gay men even more than most probably! that's what that whole gay pride thing is about, right?!

-so in a way it would be homophobic to reject him

-and well if it's just for one night... I mean, the truly heterosexual man should be comfortable in his sexuality... obviously I find the idea intolerable, however, it might be even more intolerable at this point to turn him down. for basic decency reasons that would compel anyone, not just me

-there are probably lesbians who would make an exception for Liu-shidi I mean just look at him

-and who is more confident in his dislike of oranges, the man who has tried one and confirmed his distaste, or the man who has never eaten an orange in his life? in a way, isn't having sex with Liu-shidi this one time actually the straightest thing I could do?

-(has sex with Liu Qingge)

-(enjoys it)

[isabelleadjani]

LINGLING KWONG in makeup by homeless_makeupb

[keferon]

The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

[inheroes--wetrust]

louis was really going to expose vampires to the whole world just so he can call his ex-husband a talentless ugly bitch in front of as many people as possible, all in the hopes that lestat would be so angry with him that he'll finally come find him and louis would be able to see him again

and all he had to do!!!!! was just say he wanted lestat back! actually scratch that he just had to say fucking hello and lestat would be there in a heartbeat, saying he loves him, begging for louis to come back to him

[gunsatthaphan]

my new roman empire 😩😭

[thatsolacegirl]

We need to give it up for Mr Kang Yeong-u because what do you mean he sent a cringy video message to his wife in a bus full of co-workers while sitting beside his boss and didn't even hesitate?

[frmulcahy]

When discussing how unhinged the Doctor is, I don’t think this moment is brought up nearly enough

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

[deliriousblue]

THE HEART KILLERS (2024) episode nine

[purnell]

Rachel's dresses in Crazy Rich Asians (2018).

BONUS:

[1alchemistart]

i literally never do this but idk i was just drawing and they happened SDFKLSDKL

my girls do not yet have names bc i am cosmically bad at coming up with names and also inexplicably picky about it but def feel free to suggest some DSLKFSDKL

also for why damian is even involved,