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i think we as a society moved on from this look way too fucking quick
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thinking about how elves trance and don’t need a full eight hours of rest so in parties with him being the only elf, astarion has grown accustomed to a nightly routine. the fours he got to spend alone in the quiet night, probably hunting or reading.
then halsin joins
suddenly those four hours of “me time” are now also occupied by a large wood elf whittling ducks
#the absolute audacity#bg3#astarion#halsin#he’ll get over it he just has to be dramatic about it first#anyways stop having astarion sleep all night in your fics#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#dungeons and dragons#dnd
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It is too early for this.
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Ah, the infamous 'if I were a girl' like that can only be countered by the explanation, in the end, that he wouldn't be doing any of that if you were a girl.
He looked his giant gay crush in the eyes and said that with his whole chest. The audacity of this man is legendary.
#living with him#kare no iru seikatsu#japanese bl#bl series#bl drama#asian lgbtq dramas#asianlgbtqdramas#japanese bl drama#japanese bl series#the audacity#the absolute audacity#just look at him and his undying love
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Motherfucker, you know your mama didn’t teach you to sit on people’s beds with ya shoes on
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin memes#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel memes#The absolute audacity#honestly it’s the worst thing he’s done
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A little rant about Dain on chapter 18 fourth wing. Because fuck him.
Ughhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!!!!
He first gets mad a violet because she tells him what Tairn said about “scorching the ground where he stands if he harms Violet”. DUDE ITS A DRAGON YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO QUESTION THEM!! It’s not even violet saying that to him it’s literally the biggest dragon in the quadrant. Whatever.
And then is like “why didn’t you tell me you can’t keep your fucking sit?” Idk SQUAD LEADER maybe you should know that already. Everyone else knows. It’s not even a fucking secret. It’s hard on violet already not to mention Tairn is a monster of a dragon how would it not be harder for violet, any other rider for that matter, to keep their sit. They are just learning how now and her dragon is the second largest alive.
And what really pissed me off was when he said (and I quote) “I've been LETTING Kaori teach you” I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON????? YOU???? ARE LETTING ??? A PROFESSOR TEACH A RIDER????? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!???????????????
A lot of his actions I try to understand coming from someone terrified to lose a friend after experiencing a year of just watching everyone die, but this???? All of this is absolute bullshit.
Oh!!!!!!
And him talking about the Gauntlet, don’t even get me started on him talking about the Gauntlet. She used his precious little codex to prove herself, using her brain like the smart strong woman she is, and he is here talking about he right or wrong way because Amber said so??? Oh but Xaden can go fuck himself even tho he is his wing leader😤
Is like the more she proves herself and the stronger she gets! The more Dain dismisses her and belittles everything she does
#he truly gets on my last nerve#the audacity#THE NERVE#the absolute audacity#WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE#fucking dain#this mf needs to get checked so badly#Dain fucking Aetos#fourth wing#romantasy#iron flame#the empyrean#violet and xaden
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yall remember the time Lukas had the audacity to be like, "I'm not gæ like you" after making out with philip
#That scene#gets me every time#I'm cackling#The absolute audacity#the audacity#Im crying it's too good#Bro literally was making out with him like thirty Minutes prior#And 180s#Being all#I'm not gayyyyyy#Like#Youuuuuuuuu#Philip was prolly like#Wtaf man#Eyewitness#Philkas
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#little robot thoughts#shitpost#the coffin of andy and leyley#ashley graves#the absolute audacity#tcoaal meme
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#we have a neighbor who walked past our house while walking his dog#and he threw his doggy bag into our trailer#my husband said this wasn’t the first time the guy did it#and so he figured out which house he lived in and left a note telling him not to do it again#and now this motherfucker#makes it a point to walk by our house STILL#and spit on our driveway#I’d call it a coincidence when he did it the first 2 times#but this time#I was coming home with Beba#and I got out of the car and had to get him carefully out of the car cause he fell asleep#anyways I get him inside to his bed safely and I go back out to the garage#just in time for this fucker to walk past#and he spits on the driveway right in fucking front of me#I was about to follow him and tell him the fuck off but my husband called out to me and told me not to do anything#the absolute AUDACITY#and the fact that he has NO SHAME#is astounding to me#and the fact that I couldn’t confront him because I don’t know what the fuck he is capable of and if he might retaliate and hurt me#but also the fact that he does this WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT#he has NO FEAR#no fear at all of something happening to him as a result of doing this#but I’m over here thinking about how I would like nothing more than to confront him but can’t because who knows what he might do to me#I am so FUCKING PISSED OFF
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Please the wisdom saga has me in its grip full speed ahead
It's so good but god damn jay you goddamned bastard (affectionate) when I catch you whEN I CATCH YOU
Also telemachas is my baby he is so sweet and good and optimistic T.T (plus the casting is amazing he really sounds like he could be ody's son)
#how dare he do this#i am#at a loss for words#the absolute audacity#all the songs are so good#and the callbacks both have me yelling in glee and wanting to cry#to sum up my wisdom saga experience so far#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah#epic the musical#the wisdom saga#epic the wisdom saga
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Not me getting stupidly emotional while watching My Happy Marriage-
I literally had to pause to doodle out my immense feels 😂😂😂 (full ragamuffin!Inky mode on)
The absolute trauma-drama whiplash of this otherwise very sweet and endearing couple driven show *explodes*
*round houses Rude Ass Glasses Usuba McGee for good measure* coming into another man’s house and SLANDERING him to his loving fiancée’s face?! The disrespect
#neoninky#day off art#the absolute audacity#my happy marriage#dramatic feels#kiyoka kudo#miyo saimori#inky binky bun bun#ragamuffin inky#trauma town here we come#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
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eating signals, space and shrimp.. eated it.. tasted good though :] (in all seriousness, signals, space and shrimp is one of my fav fanfics of all time! you did really good on it :D)
I imagine it tasted around 33% like shrimp.
Thank you so much! The fact that my little brain rambles has brought people enjoyment is more than enough!
#how dare you come into my inbox and make me happy#the absolute audacity#Signals Space and Shrimp#VotV SS&S#Icy replies
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I was hungry and my belly started growling...
I said "calm down tummy, not now..." And this mf really stopped growling!
Like no, I was just teasing! Please continue aching! I like it ;-;
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"wyd" 😐
#sungbeam strikes again#tbz </3#chxngmxn simpery#the absolute audacity#nah man... he mustve been SO BORED 🤣💔 CHANGMIN HMU /PLEASE/#ITS GIVING “u up?” ENERGY 🤣💔
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no >:(
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HOW DARE THIS MAN BE FICTIONAL 😤😤😤😤😤😤
#the absolute audacity#zack addy#bones tv#bones (2005)#bones zack addy#zack addy fanart#forest draws#i am not ammune to the early 2000's copaganda show im sorry#reblogs over likes blah blah you know the usual#idrc tho
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