#the absolute audacity
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fairyysoup · 5 months ago
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i think we as a society moved on from this look way too fucking quick
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takestothesky · 1 year ago
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thinking about how elves trance and don’t need a full eight hours of rest so in parties with him being the only elf, astarion has grown accustomed to a nightly routine. the fours he got to spend alone in the quiet night, probably hunting or reading.
then halsin joins
suddenly those four hours of “me time” are now also occupied by a large wood elf whittling ducks
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sheisraging · 1 year ago
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It is too early for this.
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heretherebedork · 8 months ago
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Ah, the infamous 'if I were a girl' like that can only be countered by the explanation, in the end, that he wouldn't be doing any of that if you were a girl.
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He looked his giant gay crush in the eyes and said that with his whole chest. The audacity of this man is legendary.
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sanguineselene666 · 8 months ago
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Motherfucker, you know your mama didn’t teach you to sit on people’s beds with ya shoes on
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dragons-library · 4 months ago
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A little rant about Dain on chapter 18 fourth wing. Because fuck him.
Ughhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!!!!
He first gets mad a violet because she tells him what Tairn said about “scorching the ground where he stands if he harms Violet”. DUDE ITS A DRAGON YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO QUESTION THEM!! It’s not even violet saying that to him it’s literally the biggest dragon in the quadrant. Whatever.
And then is like “why didn’t you tell me you can’t keep your fucking sit?” Idk SQUAD LEADER maybe you should know that already. Everyone else knows. It’s not even a fucking secret. It’s hard on violet already not to mention Tairn is a monster of a dragon how would it not be harder for violet, any other rider for that matter, to keep their sit. They are just learning how now and her dragon is the second largest alive.
And what really pissed me off was when he said (and I quote) “I've been LETTING Kaori teach you” I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON????? YOU???? ARE LETTING ??? A PROFESSOR TEACH A RIDER????? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!???????????????
A lot of his actions I try to understand coming from someone terrified to lose a friend after experiencing a year of just watching everyone die, but this???? All of this is absolute bullshit.
Oh!!!!!!
And him talking about the Gauntlet, don’t even get me started on him talking about the Gauntlet. She used his precious little codex to prove herself, using her brain like the smart strong woman she is, and he is here talking about he right or wrong way because Amber said so??? Oh but Xaden can go fuck himself even tho he is his wing leader😤
Is like the more she proves herself and the stronger she gets! The more Dain dismisses her and belittles everything she does
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dinosaursatemymom · 1 year ago
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yall remember the time Lukas had the audacity to be like, "I'm not gæ like you" after making out with philip
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sukei-dot-exe · 9 months ago
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skinreflectsthesun · 1 month ago
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sowearecleariamhere · 3 months ago
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Please the wisdom saga has me in its grip full speed ahead
It's so good but god damn jay you goddamned bastard (affectionate) when I catch you whEN I CATCH YOU
Also telemachas is my baby he is so sweet and good and optimistic T.T (plus the casting is amazing he really sounds like he could be ody's son)
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neoninky · 6 months ago
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Not me getting stupidly emotional while watching My Happy Marriage-
I literally had to pause to doodle out my immense feels 😂😂😂 (full ragamuffin!Inky mode on)
The absolute trauma-drama whiplash of this otherwise very sweet and endearing couple driven show *explodes*
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*round houses Rude Ass Glasses Usuba McGee for good measure* coming into another man’s house and SLANDERING him to his loving fiancée’s face?! The disrespect
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icy-vulpine · 16 days ago
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eating signals, space and shrimp.. eated it.. tasted good though :] (in all seriousness, signals, space and shrimp is one of my fav fanfics of all time! you did really good on it :D)
I imagine it tasted around 33% like shrimp.
Thank you so much! The fact that my little brain rambles has brought people enjoyment is more than enough!
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angeytummys · 1 year ago
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I was hungry and my belly started growling...
I said "calm down tummy, not now..." And this mf really stopped growling!
Like no, I was just teasing! Please continue aching! I like it ;-;
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sungbeam · 1 year ago
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"wyd" 😐
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mosslingg · 8 months ago
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no >:(
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cryptid-moose · 2 years ago
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HOW DARE THIS MAN BE FICTIONAL 😤😤😤😤😤😤
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