#the absolute audacity

[fairyysoup]

i think we as a society moved on from this look way too fucking quick

[takestothesky]

thinking about how elves trance and don’t need a full eight hours of rest so in parties with him being the only elf, astarion has grown accustomed to a nightly routine. the fours he got to spend alone in the quiet night, probably hunting or reading.

then halsin joins

suddenly those four hours of “me time” are now also occupied by a large wood elf whittling ducks

[heretherebedork]

Ah, the infamous 'if I were a girl' like that can only be countered by the explanation, in the end, that he wouldn't be doing any of that if you were a girl.

He looked his giant gay crush in the eyes and said that with his whole chest. The audacity of this man is legendary.

[sanguineselene666]

Motherfucker, you know your mama didn’t teach you to sit on people’s beds with ya shoes on

[lindyloosims]

OMG I've just seen what everyone is in uproar about, and quite rightly so, the way that person is digging in their heels and making it seem like an us problem instead of them...wow! How they can justify what they've done is shocking! If EA cared, they could be reported, but they don't, it's like "here are our rules but we will ignore the ones who break them because ya know we can't be arsed to police it". That is how these people get away with it! TWO MONTHS FOR CHRISTMAS CC??? Who is going to want that in February?

There is so much more that I could say but it would not go down well to non British (but mostly non Scottish) people so I'll just keep it to myself!

P.S. To all those fabulous creators who provide their things for FREE all year round, thank you so much! You are amazing and I will continue to support you!

P.P.S. Here is the EA policy for early access, it says REASONABLE EARLY ACCESS PERIOD! Two months after the fact is ridiculous and not reasonable at all for the type of content!

[dragons-library]

A little rant about Dain on chapter 18 fourth wing. Because fuck him.

Ughhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!!!!

He first gets mad a violet because she tells him what Tairn said about “scorching the ground where he stands if he harms Violet”. DUDE ITS A DRAGON YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO QUESTION THEM!! It’s not even violet saying that to him it’s literally the biggest dragon in the quadrant. Whatever.

And then is like “why didn’t you tell me you can’t keep your fucking sit?” Idk SQUAD LEADER maybe you should know that already. Everyone else knows. It’s not even a fucking secret. It’s hard on violet already not to mention Tairn is a monster of a dragon how would it not be harder for violet, any other rider for that matter, to keep their sit. They are just learning how now and her dragon is the second largest alive.

And what really pissed me off was when he said (and I quote) “I've been LETTING Kaori teach you” I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON????? YOU???? ARE LETTING ??? A PROFESSOR TEACH A RIDER????? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!???????????????

A lot of his actions I try to understand coming from someone terrified to lose a friend after experiencing a year of just watching everyone die, but this???? All of this is absolute bullshit.

Oh!!!!!!

And him talking about the Gauntlet, don’t even get me started on him talking about the Gauntlet. She used his precious little codex to prove herself, using her brain like the smart strong woman she is, and he is here talking about he right or wrong way because Amber said so??? Oh but Xaden can go fuck himself even tho he is his wing leader😤

Is like the more she proves herself and the stronger she gets! The more Dain dismisses her and belittles everything she does

[dinosaursatemymom]

yall remember the time Lukas had the audacity to be like, "I'm not gæ like you" after making out with philip

[sukei-dot-exe]

[skinreflectsthesun]

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[sowearecleariamhere]

Please the wisdom saga has me in its grip full speed ahead

It's so good but god damn jay you goddamned bastard (affectionate) when I catch you whEN I CATCH YOU

Also telemachas is my baby he is so sweet and good and optimistic T.T (plus the casting is amazing he really sounds like he could be ody's son)

[icy-vulpine]

eating signals, space and shrimp.. eated it.. tasted good though :] (in all seriousness, signals, space and shrimp is one of my fav fanfics of all time! you did really good on it :D)

I imagine it tasted around 33% like shrimp.

Thank you so much! The fact that my little brain rambles has brought people enjoyment is more than enough!

[angeytummys]

I was hungry and my belly started growling...

I said "calm down tummy, not now..." And this mf really stopped growling!

Like no, I was just teasing! Please continue aching! I like it ;-;

[sapphic-scylla]

Ok so I’ve been a Legend of Zelda player for practically my entire life. Zelda has been an amazing character for all of that. She’s experienced growth and change, different forms and portrayals. And I’ve never really questioned her existence or presence as the counterpart to Link in general. However…

This…

Tears of the Kingdom…

Forced me to question everything and why I go through the trouble…

As I find the house I paid for…

Decorated…

Inhabited for all of Breath of the Wild…

Brought the materials for…

And lived in…

COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER BY THIS CHICK WHO JUST GOT HERE!

I know Mipha is dead and gone at this point, but I’d rather learn necromancy and make that relationship work rather than ship my genderqueer king with the girl who stole my FUCKING HOUSE!

[sungbeam]

"wyd" 😐

[mosslingg]

no >:(

[plague-of-insomnia]

Anti: I’m pro survivor!!

Anti: As long as you don’t use icky stuff i don’t like to cope bc that’s freaky and gross