#the WORST Guardian Angel

[blackdragon-selfships]

Hey, Adam. Admit it. Meg is stronger than you 😈.

[emotional-support-demon-crowley]

Sometimes I remember that, in the book, Crowley absolutely almost DIED at Warlock's birthday party.

Well... was almost inconveniently discorported anyway.

That's some wild shit.

Look at that angel coming in clutch and saving the demon this time around.

[blackdragon-selfships]

Wow…it’s no wonder you need 3 ladies to satisfy you now! Guess it’s okay compensation for that boring-ass existence of mutilating yourself over and over again, huh?

Onir I am curious how did the other Guross come to be was there a first female guross?

[moldymutt]

average kid ?

[imagination-phantom]

I think I’ll just, I’ll just take a nap right here. Thanks.

Starts reciting my guardian angel prayer. lol no but that would explain a lot.

*Takes long ass sip of tea*

I could fix him XD

Iolololol no I couldn’t none of us could he needs so much help XD

He’s so squishy tho!!!

[zu-is-here]

2020 ✧ 2023

[merakiui]

Incubus Azul who had you bound to him by contract? How would that work? I don't know, it just does. I would know, I'm Azul's Contracts anyways :)

But like... Incubus Azul though...

Hehe I love your username! It’s so fun! :D

No matter what version or au, Azul always drafts the most entrapping contracts. As an incubus, contracts are his lifeline. He gets his power from them, and as a creature who feeds off of human desire he needs to form all manner of connections in order to sustain himself. There are so many ways it could go! Maybe you summoned him on accident, or maybe you intentionally called upon him because past sexual partners have left you unfulfilled and if anyone can fill you properly it’s an incubus. :) or maybe you’re a divine being he’s trying to corrupt, or maybe you sign a contract for an unorthodox reason (such as hiring him to clean your house or something completely innocent like that). Aaaaa so many possibilities!!!

Incubus!Azul is a master sycophant omg!!! His tongue is pure silver; he can string nearly anyone along with the sweetest, honeyed sentiments. I imagine beneath the charming veneer he puts on for courtesy’s sake he’s actually quite nasty and monstrous, always so vindictive and desperate for control. He’ll step over dozens of people if it means he can benefit and humans are no different. For a while, you’re likely just another contract in his eyes—someone he’s added to his ever-growing list of poor, unfortunate souls. But then you become more than just a number he glimpses over when counting and arranging contracts. Suddenly you’re a possession he wants to keep forever. A temporary deal isn’t going to satisfy him, and he’s always been so terribly avaricious.

He’s so obsessed, so he’ll do whatever it takes to keep you forever. <3 I imagine he’s placed some sort of mark on you to show that you belong to him (at least for however long the deal lasts), whether a womb tattoo or some other symbol placed elsewhere on your body, and he conveniently forgets to elaborate on what the mark of an incubus truly means. It isn’t until you’re overwhelmed with a strange, unslakable heat that Azul decides to lecture you on the meaning. Aaaa he’s so deceitful. >_< and if you really want him to help resolve your little issue (that he’s technically responsible for) you have to beg and maybe even sign another deal stipulating you’ll offer yet another thing in return if he helps. Always so scummy…

I also like to imagine demons are so incredibly virile, so Azul will knock you up rather fast and maybe not even mortal forms of contraception can prevent it hehe.

[amomentpassed]

oh

[dagdasgoddess]

x

[thedragonagelesbian]

wild to do the creche astral prism sequence and not want to throw up about it...

[imaginepostingonmain]

melanie is soooo fuckin funny to me because like. she's absolutely batshit terrified like i can't stress that enough. like she's cried at least once in this whole process she's literally gripping the table and gritting her teeth and desperately wishing she could explain her situation to Anyone At All In The World and then two seconds later she's reblogging a picture of a cute kitten and going 'omg meeeee :3'

[blackdragon-selfships]

FOvember 2024: Adam’s Introduction

Adam: Trust me~ You won’t regret it!

Meg: Why don’t I believe you?”

Adam: Anyway, fans of mine, I’ll be running this blog for the rest of the month! So you’ll get plenty of time with the Dickmaster~

Adam: …Also I guess I have to mention that I promised Miss Worrywarts here I’d tone it down on the swearing and the ‘rude attitude’ as she puts it. 🙄

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Yep, Adam is taking over the blog for the rest of the month (I hope I won't regret this... > >) and as he said above, he promises to be at least a little nicer than usual. Unless you're a jerk to him, in which case all bets are off. He agreed to send some messages to other participants too, so look out for those!

For more information of fovember, here are the links to @cherry-bomb-ships' (the founder of this event) post and FAQ

WARNING: Adam is from an adult cartoon, which includes swearing, violence, and sexual jokes. The most he will do here is swear and make vague jokes, and there will be no explicitly sexual themes at all during this event.

[self-ships-ahoy]

Hello again I will not shut up about him I invite you to watch this scene it's not long and aaaaa

The way he speaks so gently to Adrian, reassuring him and inviting him to accept his help- and he doesn't do anything until Adrian says it's ok or try to manipulate or coerce him in any way. The way he softly smiles to this young boy (whom he doesn't know is his son from another world) and the music reflects his goodness and softness. The way he just seeks to bring out the best in everyone with his kamikos. They way he just wants to make a positive difference in the world... 🥺

The way I imagine him talking to me like this and inspiring me with his hope that he knows can be hard to hold on to... 😭😭😭

[whydoifeelthisquiet]

My playwriting professor kept saying “anti-hero” while he talked about characters…let’s just say it took a lot to not smile like a goof thinking of my favorite song 🥹

[enbyfallenfromthedeadstars]

you know angelic numbers ? when you regularly see the same hours like 12h12 or 15h51 or shit like this ? and how that's a message from your guardian angel ?

i'm seeing the same sequence of numbers multiple times a day, everyday for over a year now. not only in clocks, but also in download bar or when i put a show on pause. it's always the same thing, i'm always turning my head, looking when IT's here, unconsciously.

9 1 1

i'm seeing fucking 911 everywhere. pretty sure my angel wants me to become a terrorist and then call the police. pretty sure this bastard wants me in jail.

i hope they'll fall from eden

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

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