#the V’s

[chkn-soup]

Baby i need more pervert vox, your so good at writing him, just please, take my soul and let me live in glory!

PHOTOSHOOT PT.2

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Warnings: cursing?, explicit sexual content, DUBCON/NONCON (for reference I don’t condone any of these acts IRL) fondling, Somno, use of Y/n, Vox is a gaslighting master, p in V, unprotected, spanking, blood, Vox powers off!!

Syno: Vox (your fellow Vee) is a massive pervert towards you pt.2

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It made him laugh, the way you’d wake up in the morning and immediately begin complaining about the new found bruises around your body, especially on your chest from how hard his claws had been poking into them while he was fondling you.

Your whines about the pain also got him going a little, just the thought that he left those marks on you and you had not the faintest idea.

He’d put on his key fake smile and completely assure you that it happened yesterday when you tripped and fell, you could’ve sworn that you had caught yourself, but the way Vox was telling you that your chest had hit the floor pretty hard..you just had to believe him, of course..why would he ever lie to you?

He liked that you thought so highly of him that you’d never suspect that it was him, or that he’d even lie to you in such a way because you were such close friends.

That’s why he felt extra guilty about sneaking into your room that night.

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His clawed hand turns the knob of your door slowly, creaking it open. Seeing you already peacefully sleeping, so sweetly.

He trails his way in, he wants to take it slower with you tonight, instead of just getting into the fun part, he wants to work himself up.

That’s all the more entertaining for him. He sits on your bed, his breathing begins to match your own, watching the rising of your chest as you mewl and shift in your sleep softly.

He smiles at you, genuinely this time, not like the fake ones he’d give you anytime you got in your pretty little head about all your weird injuries.

His hand runs up and down your shoulder feeling the warmth of your skin, he plays with the strap of your white tank-top. And then he places his hand on your chest, cupping your mound and squeezing gently, right on the bruises he left last time.

..”Ow..” His screen glows a much brighter blue, lighting up your features greatly as he hears your voice, you groggily get up.

“..Vox?” you blink in the gleaming light of his face. He tones is down a notch, apologizing quickly.

“What are you doing here?” You yawn out sleepily

“I..Well..I uh..I came to check on you…to see if you were ok..you were uhm..screaming and shifting in your sleep, I think you were having a nightmare.” He lies through his digital teeth.

“..Was I?” You question yourself, you don’t think you were even dreaming? But maybe Vox is right, maybe that’s how you’ve been getting all those bruises, shifting and tossing in bed.

“But..you are ok now, I’m here.” He installs a fake trust in you, he makes you depend on him without you even realizing it..and it works, you truly believe he can help you with anything, his words can cure all your problems.

“..can you stay here with me then..I don’t want to have another bad dream” he grins..,you actually believe him. He nods quickly, and of course sympathetically.

“Of course, what kind of friend would I be if I left you in such a pathetic state.” You are grateful you have such a nice friend like him.

Vox gets comfortable in bed next to you, adjusting himself so you can easily curl up into him. You wrap your arms around his figure and his hands come up to brush your hair.

He could totally take advantage of this, was this the perfect moment he had been waiting for, the perfect moment to pounce?

“..You know..Y/n, I think you’re one of the greatest assets of the V’s.” A compliment from Vox was like a blessing, he only gives compliment to people he thinks truly deserves it. Or to the people he’s trying to manipulate.

“You really think so?” You perk up, Vox knew just when to say the nicest things, just to get his way, and for you it didn’t even have to be nice, he knew how much you seeked validation, that even the smallest compliment would make you ecstatic.

Vox took advantage of that these past weeks, just so he has the opportunity of getting you in this state. He’d purposely find anything wrong with the work that you were doing and point it out, sure it hurt him to see the sad look on your face, but it all went along with his plan, to bring you to your absolute lowest and then skyrocket you back up so you’d feel that only being next to him you’d feel better.

He’d tell the other V’s to purposely pick on you or just leave you out of conversations..but what’s this, then Vox would come up to you, and have a conversation with you. You just thought Vox was so nice, it made you trust him a lot more than you already did.

And that’s exactly what he needed..to strike.

“And you’re beautiful.” Vox pokes your nose as he says this, it makes you blush, had you caught feelings for your best friend?

“..thank you..” You kinda move back away from him a little but he won’t let you slip from his grasp

“Y/n I’ve been thinking. We should team up, make something together, I know that the other V’s are all in different businesses, but..you and me, our things mixed togther would bring a whole new era to hell. Wouldn’t you just love that?” Vox smiles giddily and pinches your cheek.

“Uhm..well, y’know what yeah. It would, that would make me very happy Vox.” You slowly scooch back into him.

“Of course it would baby.” The look in Vox’s eye changes, his body begins to get warmer almost like an overheating device..what’s odd is that so do you, you feel your body warming up and you subconsciously shift your thighs togther.

“Listen, Y/n. You are..so perfect, in everything that you do. You’re so..pretty.” Here comes the praise again, Filling your empty little mind with the thought to do anything that would make Vox happy.

You fall right into his trap, your lips meet his. You pull back surprised at your own action

“Vox..I’m so sorry!” You panic, thinking you made a mistake, Vox just lets out a electronically reverberated chuckle.

Vox just grabs you by your chin and kisses you again, you let out a squeak noise but eventually kiss him back, the kiss than turns into a heated make out, and because of his pushing it includes a lot of tongue.

“You know what would make me so happy baby?” He talks in a different pitched voice, like in the way someone would speak to a pet, and it’s almost as if you are, ready to preform any trick just to get that special treat.

“What Vox, I’ll do anything” Anything? Vox almost snorts, this just all worked out too well.

“Take off these restricting clothes for me, ok baby?” You nod feverishly and sit up to begin taking off your unneeded layers.

Vox tries to act surprised at your gorgeous body, as if this wasn’t something he’s seen everyday.

“So beautiful baby, C’mere.” He roughly tugs you onto his lap. And begins grinding you on top of the stiff bulge in his silk pajama pants that he’s yet to take off.

He also sees that as a power move, that he’s still fully dressed and covered, while you’re just vulnerably naked infront of him. It shows just how much he hold over you, even his dignity.

“Please Vox, please fuck me” Vox just shushes you and goes down to suck on your chest, blue tongue flicking your nipple, and another clawed hand going to tweak with your other one.

His who’s mouth envelopes your boob, suckling on it rather harshly, your soft moans fill his ear, he can’t get enough of them.

He cuts it short to take his cock out, it’s a dark base with a light blue glowing tip, it’s pulsing out a sticky neon liquid from its slit. The sight makes you salivate.

You sink down onto his erection and his face contorts into pleasure, his screen gets brighter, and his body begins to vibrate, as if being a overworked device.

The vibrations are sent straight through his dick and into your gummy walls that are contorting around his cock in ways that he didn’t even imagine

You begin bouncing up and down on his cock, moaning out profanities that Vox was desperate to hear.

“Your such a slut Y/n, really, fucking me like this? What if the others hear us huh?” He ruts up into your warm pussy, your liquids mixing together and trickling down onto your bed sheets, his claws find your hips, and he bounces you up and down on his cock quicker, almost as if you weigh nothing, like your just a toy, a simple pocket pussy that is his to use.

“Vox~ I’m sorry” you so pathetic you’re even apologizing for your slutty behavior.

“It’s ok baby, you’re such a good girl.” He loves switching it up on you, going from attacking you to praising you like you are everything to him..and you kinda are..he just doesn’t know how to show it.

His cock forces it ways through your gummy walls and they are forced to take shape around him, make him the perfect fit and stretch to perfection.

“Oh fuck, your pussy was made for me baby.” He groans out as his heels dig into the bed as he begins to relentlessly pound into you from under you.

Your chest moves with the sheer velocity he’s pounding into you at, the vibrations from his body getting much stronger at this furious workout, a digital sweat trickles down his screen, as he furiously pounds into your pussy like a sex toy.

“Vox! Vox!” His name begins to pour out of your mouth unwillingly like a symphony

“Fuck, already dick drunk baby?” He scoffs as his hand goes to spank your ass harshly, loving the way your skin feels against his palm, he rubs your as and even claws into it enough to draw blood as he uses your pussy for his own pleasure

“I’ve been waiting to go this for years” he moans out, you think nothing of that statement with how caught up on his dick you are.

“Vox gonna-“ you whimper out and the vibrations from his dick and the ruthless pounding of his cock send you over the edge, you pathetically whine out, and your whole body spasms as if your were short circuiting just like him.

“Fuck, cumming already baby, how fucking pathetic are you, was I that good for you to be cumming so soon?” He scoffs at you and the mix of degradation and your tiredness and just pure overstimulation on how he hasn’t stopped his pace, catches up with you and tears begin pouring down your face.

“Haha, oh poor baby, come here honey, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry.” his lips find yours again as you both begin to feverishly grind against eachother and shove your tongues down each others throats. He even pulls his tongue out of your mouth for a second, just to get a taste of the salty tears streaming down your face.

As he begins getting closer to his edge his claws dig into your skin harsher, drawing more blood, and he begins letting out spurts of electricity from everywhere, the electricity zaps you in short counts. It tingles your skin and leaves you with an itch deep inside your blood stream, it makes you feel all vibratory inside as the electricity pulses through you, his screen begins to glitch as well

And as he comes to a finish, blue sticky strings of cum painting your insides with his seed, his screen goes blank.

You take a moment to breathe

“…..Vox..?” You almost whimper out as you get off his dick, did you..break him?

Suddenly his screen comes back..he blinks.

“Woah..that was amazing baby, we should do that more often.” He grins and chuckles genuinely this time.

“..Are you asking me to be your girlfriend!!” You get so incredibly giddy

“Uh..yeah kid why not” you’re so happy that you dont care how off put he is by actually dating, he’s not used to it..he usually just..fucks and then goes..but..yeah, he can get used to being called your boyfriend.

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Thank you guys for all the support, I love you guys. And I’m trying to get as many reqs as I can!!! Pls be patient😞🙏🏼🙏🏼🫶🏼🎀

[foxydope120]

original artist: @sunlit-mess

Headcanons!

Puts makeup on his scar by his eye to make it more realistic with his brand.

puts cyan eyeliner on one eye to make him feel superior to the other V’s.

put light blue highlights in his hair because he feels older without them.

had his ears pierced at one point when he was younger but ended up forgetting about it

both of his eyes are actually red but due to his scar the color faded so he wears a blue eye contact

[amaritypewriter]

sfw and nsfw poly!vees x reader headcanons??😩😩😩😩 PLEASE IM BEGGING

Tysm for requesting and dw you don’t gotta beg I love writing these and have so many more for them! Also I didn’t know if you wanted fem reader but I can totally do male reader if that’s what you wanted!

The V’s, fem!reader, degration, FFMM, poly V’s, head canons. Idk I tried not to go dark at all because I wanted to try something less grim!

SFW:!!

- The V’s all have to have scheduled times for when it’s their turn to have you, and they’ll always fight over who’s day it is, or they’ll trick eachother somehow and trade days!

- Vox likes to keep you on his lap while he works or while in meetings proudly showing you off like you’re the most valuable thing in hell! I mean to him you are and if anyone even thinks about arguing with him about it he’ll get Val to blow their head clean off.

- Velvette loves to make you things sometimes it isn’t even fashion related! She’ll take you flower picking and make you flower crowns, draw you things, etc.

- Velvette takes mini photoshoots of you wherever you guys are, she puffs and pouts and gets livid if you don’t agree to take pictures with her. And then she goes and makes the others jealous because of all the *forced* time she spent with you😭

- Velvette didn’t exaggerate when she said that Valentino was the biggest piss baby in hell, whenever he’s furious or just simply heated you’re kind of his stress relief ball? He’ll love to hug and rant to you but because of your size difference he has to control himself or else he might hurt you and he doesn’t want that!

- The V’s are all very busy demons but when their pet complains about not having enough time with them (as in all together) they make sure to clear off their schedule, meetings? Adjourned. Shows? Postponed. Interviews? Canceled. All for you. They’d never admit it tho. <3

- They have weekly movie nights with you, normally you and Velvette pick the movie and Val prepares a load of snacks for everyone while Vox gets the blankets and pillows ready, all that and your always the last one up since they all already fell asleep probably on eachother too.

- They really try their best to isolate you, so if you have friends they do a variety of things. Hate them, try to persuade you to hate them, and have weekly shit talking meetings whenever you’re not around to talk about how ‘they aren’t good enough’ but they would never say that to you because the only thing they say to you is how ‘useless and dumb you are.

- On that note; they love to bully and insult you and most of the time you can’t tell if they’re joking or not so I guess they wouldn’t do well with overly sensitive reader.😔

- Cuddle time with them is so comfy and heated, you’re obviously in the middle however Velvette demands you spoon her while Vox is in front of her with his hands wrapped around her grabbing your waist squishing poor Velvette. During all of that Val is on the other side all on your back, he’s touching all on your waist, grabbing your boobs, all while keeping his chin on your head.

- While cuddling Valentino always tries to make things sexual and get yelled and scolded by the others.

NSFW:!¡

- They designed and have a point system just depending on their sex life with you which I’m not gonna get into 😭 (unless you want me too?)

- They all hate sharing you, they hate sharing with others with eachother but on the miracle day they’re all free, and down to fuck you know you’re in for a long night.

- Velvette is always competing with Valentino, who makes you cum first, or the hardest. Whose name gets moaned louder or who makes you squirt the farthest.

- They live for a cute little overstimulated reader, and not to mention pent up. when they all collectively agree on not letting you cum for weeks it’s torture for you. They’ll lock you up in closets and make out with you until you’re begging to take it a step farther and then they’ll unlock the door and take their leave.

- They all degrade you hard, and “live” for making you cry, “Aw look Val the little sluts already in tears begging for more cock to take!”

- Most of the time they’ll have on your knees ass up for Val while you suck Vox’s dick so velvette can eat you out from under.

- Other times you’ll be sandwiched between Valentino and Vox taking in their dicks quite nicely while Velvettes all over your tits leaving hickys and licking all over your body.

- Sometimes they let Velvette use the strap on you and she loves it because it makes her feel equal to them when it comes to being able to “dick you down” but they don’t mind, well at least Vox doesn’t he love a good show between you two, Val not so much.

- They’re all extremely territorial, they love leaving hickeys all over your body. Whenever you parade along the office with them they get so turned on/wet.

- Velvette normally assists you when you’re trying on the clothes she designed for you and every time without fail she gets so turned on seeing you undress and uses her fingers to edge you and then leaves you there fucked out of your mind.

[elizakai]

Why am i just now noticing that they have matching fucked up antennas!?

[asktheveesavoxtekblog]

A VoxTek Commercial

[hugzforphant0mz]

guys look theyre holding hands

[anthoneus]

I find it funny when people make threads on why the V’s are not good people because like….duh?

They’re in Hell? None of these people are good people, that is quite literally the point of the whole show. It’s even funnier when their fave is none other than a cannibalistic serial killer radio demon Overlord.

I’d argue that the only one’s who are “good people” in that show are Charlie and Vaggie

[randommmthoughts]

Vox: 🎵You’re looking at the future, he’s the shit that came before that🎵

Velvette: The past, vox. It’s called the past.

[tsukiko26]

Vox ~ Moodboard

Free to use😊

[urlocalnonbinarybastard]

Hazbin Hotel Inspired Makeup featuring Velvette!!!

[absolut3lyn0t]

Unwanted attention chapter 1

V’s x fallen angel exotic dancer reader

Well that’s a mouth full

Tw drugs, alcohol, sex workers, lore idk why I put lore as a trigger warning, maybe someone finds lore triggering

Honestly there’s not a lot of warning for this chapter but the next few will

Description: As her fame grew she gained the unwanted attention of the owner of the club she worked at, the owner of the biggest porn industry in hell.

Thank you to my friend @darkwolf989 for helping edit! And if you would like to read some of my other content you can follow my second blog @absolut3th0t

I walked out of the locker room, my hips swinging in a tight black latex outfit that could hardly be called an outfit with how much fabric was cut out and skin it showed. My wings slightly flapped as I walked down the catwalk, the flashing lights blinding.

People parted like the red sea, drooling over me as I took my place on the pole. There was no doubt that I was the best girl there, and I knew it. I shone on the pole, and on that stage I was a shining star, bringing both money and fame to my boss’s club. Money that in turn, made it way into my pocket and kept food in my mouth and a roof over my head. It was only a bonus that neither of my boss’s ever mistreated me.

My only complaint was the lax attitude the security company tended to take on the rare nights that I went home alone. Being attacked or sexually harassed wasn’t exactly in my book of preferences. Thankfully, those nights were few and far between- most nights I ended up snuggled between my two boss’s- brothers who had taken a liking to me and helped me rise to fame.

As my platform shoes dragged across the stage, I tried to ignore the sea of lights and eyes that kept on every inch of my body. The girl before me dropped the mic into my hand with a look of envy. I gave her a smirk as she walked away- most likely to find herself a guy to take her home or at the very least, buy her a drink.

My hand wrapped around the mic. I could feel the pulse and a quick glance down confirmed the whiteness in my knuckles. Timing each step to the bat of the music, I took a deep breath as I let the melody flow like the wind.

Long long time ago I had my own little show, was beautiful lovable angel

With each step, my hips swung as I made my way towards the pole in the center of the stage.

But he took the spotlight shining so bright left me to fade away

I knew the stage lights would dim the second that beat hit, effectively obscuring me from any prying eyes- at least for the moment. I took the second to ensure the mic in my hair was on, and dropped my dominant hand to the side of the pole as I climbed to the top. As soon as I felt the ceiling just under my hand, I flipped upside down.

Three, two, one.

But honey now turn mine

The lights burst on and I slid down the pole. The roar of the crowd was deafening. With each spin and flip I performed the way I was taught to. The way I was told to. I slid down until my back was against the floor and slowly turned my head to the audience. I gave them the smile I knew they came for.

A devil from heaven and sent from above

My wings pushed me up into the air and I hovered, floating above the audience as the screams increased. My voice echoed throughout the club and it was only the sheer intensity of my performance that kept me focused on my job, and not on the eyes that surrounded me.

Looks like Henry’s got a little date let’s have some fun, we’ve got lots to do little errand boy, come to at cloud nine

I swoop around the room flying gaining lots of attention as male,woman and everything in between roar

To be angel some sin must be down, you

Even to me, my elongated you sounded sweet

Told me what to do and what to say I couldn’t escape you got to choose the ending of my fate you put astray but not anymore!

All at once, my wings exploded out of my back. I hovered slightly above the ground as I continued to sing.

I’m in control I have the stage you can’t turn the page, now all eyes on me, all eyes on me, ba ba ba ba du ba da.

I opened my eyes. I didn’t need a mirror to know they had changed from their usual color to pure gold with black scleras. Encouraged by the roar of the cloud below, I continued to sing.

So many experiments so many mistakes, but I’ll go all the way until I’m in perfect shape! First the worst maybe thirds the charm so close oh no I can not wait the demon won’t take me now because he’s the sacrifice he’ll slay you said I wasn’t good enough to stay you put me away you took away my future and my fame but now that will change focus on me. I’ll be all that they see I’ll make them sway no, can’t run away now all eyes on me.

No babe ay.

You don’t don’t what it’s like to drown away in a puddle of shame you yes you made me insane.

I hit a high note and could feel the dampness in my eyes. With my free hand, I wiped away the inky black substance that began to leak out. It’s presence wasn’t usual for me, and not something others tended to notice.

But not anymore! I’m in control, i am in control, I have the stage you can’t turn the page now do as your told, encore hit the beat, boys.

Focus on me focus on me I’ll be all that you see ba ba ba ba du ba da. I’ll make them sway no can’t run away now all eyes on me now all eyes on, now all eyes on me.

As soon as the final line was sun, I landed back on the catwalk and sauntered off stage, dropping the mic into the hand of the next contestant. I paused meaningful and turned around, put my finger on my cheek and let out a wink to the cheering crowd. I stepped off the stage and the next girl took her place.

Thank god I only had to do one song tonight, I thought to myself as I made my way behind the stage. With any luck, my only tasks would be giving lap dances, or carrying around a tray feeding drunk idiots more alcohol. Behind me, I could hear people booing, my name being yelled louder than the beat of her music. They wanted me back, no doubt.

Too bad for them.

I had just lifted up a tray of drinks when I heard my boss’s voice through the roar of the crowd.

“Reader! Over here. Now.”

Internally, I groaned. What could he possibly need this early in the evening? Important client probably- after all, he only gave his guests the absolute best.I abandoned my tray and walked over to his table, pasting a smile on my face.

“Yes sir?” I asked as I surveyed the goup at his table. One I recognized- Vox, the TV demon. The other two I didn’t, though their faces seemed familiar. One was a girl with poofy, curly hair who apparently couldn’t be bothered to look up from her phone. Her fingers flew over the keyboard at a rate I envied. The other wore heart shaped glassed, shaded in red. I knew oh too well the approving expression on his face as his eyes raked over me. His eyes caught mine and they narrowed into sternness.

“Love, this is Valentino the big boss. We’re moving you temporarily to work at a different place he owns,” my boss’s voice sounded sad.

I felt chills run through me. What was he talking about? I opened my mouth to protest and his brother shook his head. Cold realization flooded through me.

“I don’t have a choice do I?” The words were out of his mouth before I could stop them.

My boss let out a smile I knew at this point was faked. “No.”

“It’s not going to be temporary is it?” I asked.

His expression deepened and to my surprise, he wiped away a tear. “No, love it’s not.”

For a second, all I could feel was anger. I took a step back and gave him a look. He responded in turn, a mix of apology and desperation. I bit back the emotions that climbed up my throat- this was only a job, after all. I needed to treat it as such.

I forced the smile back on my face and climbed into Valentino’s lap, same as I would any other customer. “Well big guy, you’re gonna give me orders from now on?”

He smirked at my rigid obedience. “Yes, bebita. You have a problem with that?”

I settled in his arms and wrapped my own around his neck. I buried my face into his neck as I kissed softly, inhaling the scent of strawberry lube, tobacco, latex and something primal I couldn’t quite place. “No sir, far from it.” I replied as I ran a hand up his chest.

In truth, I couldn’t care less about the guy. But as he took a drag from his cigar, he exhaled the smoke into my face. Suddenly, I felt my body relax in his hold. Dizziness washed over me and I felt the familiar twinge deep in my belly. A fire I recognized. I laid my head on his shoulder and ground my hips against him as I inhaled his scent. The last thing I remembered was the sound of his laugh

I hope y’all like this and have a juice box 🧃have a lovely day my kjærlighetssyke valper! (You’ll have to translate it because I’m to tired 🤭)

[lea29]

I do him so good I think!

[nowthatisanexcellentquestion]

I’ve seen some posts talking about how Vox will most likely try to humiliate Alastor using his fight with Adam, but I haven’t really seen any of what his reaction would be. Would it be another “Radio Killed the Video Star” fight (if you can really call it that) or would Alastor say something himself on the radio? Ignore it completely and act like nothing happened? I mean, if Vox really does try and use material from the fight then Alastor can just use the facts that, 1. He’s still alive and Adam’s not, 2. It was his minion that killed Adam, and 3. The Vees were the ones all talk about fighting the angels in the first place and weren’t even there to actually fight them. (Are overlords allowed to talk about what happens in meetings to the general public? Or is it just frowned upon?) I’m also curious to Vox’s approach with it. Would he go along with “Alastor the Altruist” and try to annoy him that way, or would he get too excited and blow it up?

[kittiwittebane]

Hiiiiii!!!!

Anyone who wants to check out this AMV I made on YouTube, please do.

(I have an account now)

It’s small atm, but I’ll post more :)

It’s got owl house stuff too!!

Valentino ~ Angel Dust AMV /read desc/

[hazbin-college]

The V’s

“Vox! Val!” The shout rang down the hallway from the living room, tone scolding and aggravated “get your asses out here now!”

It didn’t take long for the two other residents to come out of their own respective rooms. Vox in his causal oversized clothes, curly hair a mess atop his head.

While Valentino was already dressed in pajamas, silky shorts that barely covered what they needed and a half hanging off similar materiel shirt. His longer pink hair tied back loosely with a scrunchy

“What?? I was studying” Vox scowled, his arms crossing while he looked down towards his much shorter roommate. Who was holding a pair of pants. Hey, that kind of looked like his pants-

He wasn’t able to finish that thought before the pants were chucked at his face, causing him to stumble back

“For god’s sake you own a laundry basket!” Velvette snapped, her nose scrunching “want to know where I found that? Not the laundry! Or even in your room! If you two can’t keep your fuckin pants on while you’re sucking face on the couch at least bring a fucking hamper out here! I don’t want your crusty over used, under washed, jizz covered pants on the fucking floor!” Her voice only rose in volume the longer she ranted, taking a much needed gulp of air after she stopped, but otherwise looking completely composed.

“Ooooh, you’re in trouble~” Val purred towards Vox, wiggling his fingers at him. But the vocalization merely got hazel eyes snapped towards him. And he immediately shut his mouth

“And. You.” Vel growled, pointing an accusatory finger at the much too tall man “just because you leave less piss stained clothes behind doesn’t mean you’re off the hook!” She narrowed her eyes. Before pointing towards the kitchen “you need to wash your fucking dishes! Just because I’m the only one who knows how to be reasonably clean in this house does not mean I’m your fucking housewife. Every time I see a fucking three day old plate in that sink you dumped in from your room, I will break one of your precious decorative weapons and put the broken fucking plastic in your lube” she sneered. A low satisfaction warming her chest at the way Val’s eyes widened. Her threats were never empty. She would do it.

“Now that we have that out of the way” she says, taking a calming breath “next time you both decided to have a bang sesh. Either do it when I’m out. Or do it quietly. I don’t need to hear Val moaning for his daddy at three AM when I’m studying for an exam. Next time I hear it, I’m recording and posting it” she gave a patronizing grin after she finished speaking, crossing her arms over her chest “any questions?”

“Uh, yeah. How come you get to make all the rules. You aren’t the landlord” Vox scoffed, waving Velvette off “I pay my portion of rent I should be able to leave my pants where I fucking want”

Velvette’s eye twitched. She could not stand living with these two idiots. She clasped her hands together in front of her “okay! Guess I’ll start rubbing my bare ass all over your bed and leaving my dirty fucking tampons on the floor. How does that sound smartass?”

“Gross! What the fuck Vel!” Valentino piped up this time, scrunching his nose

“Yeah, that’s not the same. Keep your gross girl shit to yourself” Vox huffed, rolling his eyes

“I swear to god I’m going to shit in your fucking coffee” Vel could feel her very limited patience growing thinner, her glare narrowing towards Vox “I’m going to say this in a very simple way” she started, folding her hands together and taking a step closer to Vox “next time I find any of your clothes out of your room. I’m burning them. And then bringing the ashes back here and rubbing it in your fuckin eyes” she took another breath, pinching the bridge if her nose “god why did I agree to room with two fucking dudes you both are so disgusting” she muttered to herself.

She spun around on her heel before either could say anything, throwing a hand up “I’m going out! Your boy toy Angel posted on his insta about a party tonight. I expect the place to be fucking clean when I’m back, later fuckers!” She threw up a middle finger for good measure, slamming the door closed behind her

The two boys were left standing in the living room, glancing at each other before towards whatever mess might be around the living space

“…. We should probably do what she says” Vox piped up

“Yeah I really don’t want my next hookup to be ruined by plastic in the lube” Val shivered at the idea, moving to start picking up the mess he had definitely left in the kitchen earlier that day.