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A VoxTek Commercial

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Did you know that apparently Alastor's mother is in heaven?

“Why would I care about some stupid ass deer’s mother!”

“Yea fuck Alastor”

“Don’t ever talk about him like that you son of a bitch”

“ah okay? “

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Okay, if we leave the Vee Tower can we talk about sharks? I will take you anywhere we can talk more about sharks or Vark, Vox. 🥺 If Valentino comes I will not be kind.

“Okay! So Vark and I are on a walk so we can talk about him. So though Vark is cute he can be violent when told to be. But don’t worry it’s only when I tell him he can… Vark… Vark? Oh…oh would you look at that. I’ve been served incorrect. Awwww he’s eating a head how cute~ wait… where are you going. Vark! Vark! Wait baby nooo!”

——————VoxTek Announcement————————

Dear Sinners,

If you happen to see a shark dog with a VoxTek bandanna around it’s neck please return to the V’s building. If this shark dog fits the criteria you could receive a big reward. Again bring to the V’s building as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

VoxTek

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aww come on val i can be useful :³ gimme work

//catt anon

“Babes seriously. I don’t do all that~ come on it like asking me to do paperwork to make you an employee and blah blah… blah boring shit okay.”

“I’m going to be honest Val is not much for business thinking. So if you’re interested in working in a marketing position for him or something like that I’ll try to get you set up.”

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“Really? We’re playing like that now Angie? And I sure do suck. Just not life and enjoyment. I mean honestly Angel cakes at least Voxxy gets to keep his stupid ass sharks. Hmm wonder if they are craving any meat. Perhaps they would like some bacon?”

Question for Vox: Why do you love sharks? Im just wondering😀

“Sharks are just cool in general! But did you know sharks have special electroreceptor organs! Sharks have small black spots near their nose,eyes,and mouth. Those sports are called Ampullae of Lorenzini. Which is special electroreceptor organs that allow sharks to sense electromagnetic fields and temperature shifts in the ocean. Also-”

“Shut up Vox. No one cares.”

“Oh….”

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“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to hoe cause it sure ain’t me. And it ain’t cute. It’s annoying as fuck. The only thing this guy actually gets excited for and blabs on about is fucking sharks nothing else.It’s real fucking annoying and if you had to listen to it for hours on end you’d be pissed too.”

Question for Vox: Why do you love sharks? Im just wondering😀

“Sharks are just cool in general! But did you know sharks have special electroreceptor organs! Sharks have small black spots near their nose,eyes,and mouth. Those sports are called Ampullae of Lorenzini. Which is special electroreceptor organs that allow sharks to sense electromagnetic fields and temperature shifts in the ocean. Also-”

“Shut up Vox. No one cares.”

“Oh….”

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VoxVal confirmed to be Friggy

”Alright. Velvette here for a little post. Tell me this isn’t Vox and Val. You can’t convince me that Vox and Val are not Kermit and Miss Piggy. I have all the evidence. Including videos.”

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-As soon as my vision started to blur, I started to twitch, feeling like there’s static in my arms as blood started to go circulate into that area. But, afterwards, I woke up, looking around me as I held my head, trying to figure out what happened to me.-

- rope anon

“Hey.. ah… you good?”

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Ditch that loser and tell me more about sharks please 🥺

“I was told I’m not aloud to talk about sharks… But no one said anything about dog sharks. So I will tell you about Vark. Vark is a cute shark dog and I will talk about the baby’s special aspects! He only eats fish and he swims fast like a regular shark. But he chews on bones and has four legs like doggie. He likes to sleep in water but sleeps on the bed on certain occasions even though Val kicks him out. He also-”

“Vox. I’m tired. Will you shut the fuck up you dumbass tv. And what did I say about that stupid ass thing being on the bed!”

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hey val :³ care for a work deal? since ur eyesight is shitty i think you could use some help in paperwork & shit :³ //catt anon

“My eyesight is not shitty la perra… and that’s why I have Voxxy duh~ Why else would I keep that shark nerd around if not for sex, money, and doing things I don’t want to. I think about sex not that other crap. Bring that paperwork shit up with Vox.”

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I care about sharks and what you have to say about them, Vox! Please go on 🥺

“This is one of my hammerhead shark out of my  many sharks… he’s is so lovely and his name is Mega and one of my other shark that’s not here is named Byte.I have so many sharks.Anyways I’m so glad that someone wants to hear about sharks because they are just so cool and Velvette and Valentino always tell me to shut the fuck up. Since I have a hammerhead with me. I’ll tell some hammerhead sharks facts. The distinctive "hammer-head" part of the shark is called a cephalofoil. Hammerheads are thought to be immune to the venom from stingray barbs, as they've been found with many barbs in their mouths and throats. Their favorite food is stingrays, and some species, like the scalloped hammerhead, commonly prey on them. There are nine different types of hammerhead shark and I’ll name them all now. Scalloped Hammerhead, Great Hammerhead,Scoophead, Smalleye Hammerhead, Winghead Shark,Bonnethead,Whitefin Hammerhead, Carolina Hammerhead, and the Smooth Hammerhead . Another fact is-”

“Okay that’s fucking enough I’m tired of the damn shark talk. If you don’t stop I’ll get rid of all your sharks including your fucking puppy shark whatever the fuck mutant,Vark, because he fucking chewed up my heels that I just got for a porn shoot!”

“Wait no baby!”

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-I just lay there, eyes rolled back up into my head as I panted heavily, pretty much loved the session that I just had.-

- rope anon

“Was that good Voxxy~”

“Yes.. it was lovely”

“Good… now. Dinner?”

“Of course”

“On you.”

“I know…”

—————— VoxTek Announcement———————

Dear Sinners,

Sorry to interrupt your program but there seems to be a glitch in the VoxTek system . This shouldn’t effect anything else but it unfortunately Corrupted this file. If your VoxTek device starts to glitch please call 666-666-666 to get help.

Sincerely,

Vox

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Question for Vox: Why do you love sharks? Im just wondering😀

“Sharks are just cool in general! But did you know sharks have special electroreceptor organs! Sharks have small black spots near their nose,eyes,and mouth. Those sports are called Ampullae of Lorenzini. Which is special electroreceptor organs that allow sharks to sense electromagnetic fields and temperature shifts in the ocean. Also-”

“Shut up Vox. No one cares.”

“Oh….”

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Velvette you’re so pretty will you let me eat you out? 👉👈🥺

(I’m just gonna call myself Velvette stan anon)

-Velvette stan anon

“First off. I know I’m fucking pretty. I mean obviously. Second of all, What am I fucking Valentino. Babes naw. Sorry but I don’t do that shit. But XO anyways babes. #No hard feelings I would want to eat me out too 💕”

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-Nods then picks up a pen to sign the contract, breathing in and out as I mentally prepare myself for the chain reaction of events to come on the way.-

- rope anon

“That’s a good toy~

“Thats enough you sickos”

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Eh, I have nothing to lose anyways. I’ll make an offer.

- rope anon

“hm~ Sign it. I don’t have all the time in the world~”

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Valentino, how are you willing to use some rope?

“El cariño I’m willing to use it anyway you like~ Though only if your willing to make a contract ~ you can consider this your undress rehearsal ~”