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fallencrackships · 5 years ago

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List Update

Abigail Breslin (child) and Richard Speight Jr as Gabriel (father) - lyah-malek

Ana De Armas and Kim Mingyu - modcrnecho

Ana De Armas as Joi and Chris Evans as Steve Rogers - Anon

Ana De Armas and Joaquin Phoenix as Theodore from Her - Anon

Adelaide Kane and Alex O'Loughlin, married - martyredmotheraesthetics

Adelaide Kane and Alex O'Loughlin, married - hawaiianohana31

Adelaide Kane as Mary (Lyah) and Bradley James as Arthur - lyah-malik

Adelaide Kane and Summer Fontana with Jacob Tremblay - hope-andrea-marhall

Adelaide Kane as a Mikaelson - hope-andrea-marhall

Adelaide Kane and young Christian Coulson as Tom Riddle - Anon

Adelaide Kane as Siobhan Eby and Phoebe Tonkin as Danielle Eby, sisters - Anon

Adelaide Kane and Emilia Clarke - hawaiianohana31

Amber Heard and James McAvoy - Anon

Amber Heard and Luke Evans- Anon

Amanda Seyfried and Sam Heughan - empressofegypt

Anna Diop and Eddie Cibrian - Anon

Barbara Palvin and Hunter Parrish - empressofegypt

Blanca Suárez as Alba Romero (Cable Girls) and Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby (Peaky Blinders) - Anon

Brie Larson and Jake Gyllenhal (not as superheroes) - Anon

Brit Marling and Pablo Schreiber - curlykoalas

Bella Thorne and Scarlett Byrne - Anon

Blake Lively as Leah Bates and Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester - katelynw93

Chelsey Reist and Robbie Amell - Anon

Cara Delevinge (long hair) and Matthew Daddario - Anon

Crystal Reed and Luke Grimes - Anon

Crystal Reed and Robbie Kay - Anon

Crystal Reed and Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark as father, daughter - chellp88

Camila Mendes as Veronica Lodge and Benjamin Wadsworth as Marcus Lopez Arguello - multixxfandomxx

Camila Mendes as Veronica Lodge and Tom Holland as Peter Parker - moonieeeeeeee

Candice Patton and Aja Naomi King, couple - Anon

Chloë Grace Moretz and Dylan Minnette - Anon

Chloe Bennet and Mark Rufflo as spouses - Anon

Chandler Riggs as Billy Kaplan/Wiccan and Issac Hempstead as Tommy Shepard/Speed, the sons of Wanda Maximoff. - Anon

Ciara Renée and D. B. Woodside as Amenadiel, estranged father and daughter - Anon

Camilla Luddington and Jay Ryan (Ben Hanscom), married couple (losers don't know they're married) with Bailee Madison as their daughter - Anon

Courtney Eaton (nickname Bambi) and MacGyver team - Anon

Courtney Eaton and Tom Holland - Anon

Danielle Campbell and Dylan Minnette - Anon

Danielle Campbell and Matthew Daddario, couple - vweasley15

Danielle Rose Russell as the daughter of Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas (OUAT) - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell as a SHIELD Agent - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell as the daughter of Chris Pratt and Angela Sarafyan - lxvelikelegends

Danielle Rose Russell and Marvels Cloak and Dagger cast - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Isaac Hempstead Wright - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and The Guardians of the Galaxy - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Erika Linder - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell as the daughter of Piper Halliwell and Leo Wyatt - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Tom Holland as Peter Parker, happy couple - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Tom Holland as Peter Parker, training - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Tom Holland - liebleu

Danielle Rose Russell as Hope Mikaelson (Elisabet/Ella Rogers) and Sophie Turner as Jean Grey, Maternal half sisters-- simply-ellas-stuff

Danielle Rose Russell (name Ella Swan) and Alex Meraz as Paul Lahote - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell as Eleanora Mikaelson, Hopes long lost twin - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Asa Butterfield - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell, Kristen Stewart and Nina Dobrev as sisters - simply-ellas-stuff

Danielle Rose Russell as Eleanora Eby-Snow and Danielle Panabaker as Caitlin Snow/Killer Frost, half sisters - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell, Crystal Reed and Kaylee Bryant - skylarhalstead

Danielle Rose Russell as Eleanora Mikaelson and Leo Howard as Ethan Mac/Fell as a couple - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Lucas Till - liebleu

Danielle Rose Russell and Robert Downey Jr, father and daughter - Anon

Dianna Agron and Avan Jogia - Anon

Dianna Agron and Ben Barnes - Anon

Dove Cameron as Ruby Hale and Tom Holland as Peter Parker - Anon

Dove Cameron and Austin Butler - Anon

Dove Cameron and Anya-Taylor Joy, couple - Anon

David Tennant as Ten and Kilgrave - Anon

Danielle Panabaker and Joseph Morgan - thebigbadwolfswife

Emmy Rossum and Stephen James - littlemisshiddleston

Emmy Rossum as Bilba Baggins (female Bilbo) and Richard Armitage as Thorin - Anon

Emmy Rossum and Matthew Gray Gubler as a couple - Anon

Emilia Clarke as Dany and Luke Goss as Nuada - Anon

Emilia Clarke and Sebastian Stan - strippersoul

Emilia Clarke and Sebastian Stan - Anon

Emilia Clarke and Chris Hemsworth - Anon

Emilia Clarke and Kit Harington, modern, exes but still in love - msadelines

Emeraude Toubia and Margot Robbie as friends/roommates - anewchapterlove

Emeraude Toubia and Jake Gyllenhal - Anon

Emma Watson and Joe Mazzello - Anon

Gender bent - Ellen Hollman (Saxa) as Hercules and either Ben Barnes or Avan Jogia as Meg - Anon

Ellie Bamber and Mark McKenna - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies and Aaron Taylor Johnson - eclisser

Elizabeth Gillies (undercover) and Eric Dane (stalker) - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies and Skeet Ulrich- Anon

Elizabeth Gillies and Tyler Hoechlin - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies (Callie Ross/Gigi Rock) and Sebastian Roche - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies (Not Fallon) and Daniel Craig - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies and Max Irons - Anon

Elizabeth Olsen and Jeremy Renner - allyspnsempsd

Emma Roberts and Matthew Noszka as a couple - sonofaphrodite13

Felicity Jones and Jeremy Sumpter (Adult) - justcalldibs

Gabrielle Wilde as Constance and Santiago Cabrera as Aramis - atinkerbellstuff

Gal Gadot and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Anon

Gal Gadot and Matt Bomer, husband and wife - Anon

Gemma Arterton and Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Dracula or modern) - Anon

Gugu Mbathu Raw and Dan Stevens - doctor-master-mister-strange

Halsey and Andre Hamann - happyhostforsymbiotes

Holland Roden and Hunter Parrish - themaravismari

Inbar Lavi and David Castaneda - misscrystal03

Inbar Lavi and Dan Stevens - Anon

Imogen Poots and Jake Gyllenhal - danielcvmbell

Isabela Moner, daughter(Transformers) and Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark (father) - stormifaith-hope

Isabela Moner as a Winchester with dpn cast - Anon

India Eisley as young Lyah and Ian Nelson as young Derek, friends - lyah-malek

Jaimie Alexander and Rosario Dawson married - Anon

Jaimie Alexander as Jane and Norman Reedus as Daryl - Anon

Jenny Boyd (blonde) as the daughter of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts - Anon

Jenny Boyd as Lizzie and Tom Holland as Peter Parker - scrumptiousponyghostpeach

Jenny Boyd (Vikings Quest) and Aaron Jakubenko (Roman Empire or Shannara Chronicles) - elenacarinandherfandoms

Jenna Coleman and Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy (Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows) - Anon

Jenna Coleman and Chris Wood - Anon

Katherine McNamara and Dylan O'Brien - Anon

Kate Beckinsale and Chris Evans - Anon

Kat Denning and Matt Bomer with Colin Ford as their son - Anon

Kat Denning (daughter) and Peter Capaldi (father) - Anon

Kat Denning and Matthew Gray Gubler - Anon

Kristen Stewart (Personal Shopper/Still Alice) and Michael Trevino - Anon

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan and Kiowa Gordon as Embry Call - Anon

Kaylee Bryant as the daughter of Chris Wood - the-selfless-bash

Kaylee Bryant as Josie, Chris Evans as Steve Rogers her mentor and Tom Holland as Peter Parker, her best friend - Anon

Katie McGrath and Tom Hiddleston (medieval) - lady-crowned-with-stars

Katie McGrath and Grant Gustin with Bruce and Selina from Gotham as their twin children - Anon

Katie McGrath and Michael Fassbender? 1940-50s era - lady-crowned-with-stars

Katie McGrath and Rahul Kohli - tearful goodbye, renewing relationship. Gotye - Hearts a mess... Let me in where only your thoughts had been, let me occupy your mind as you occupy mine. - lady-crowned-with-stars

Kristine Froseth and Benjamin Wadsworth - Anon

Kristine Froseth and Aaron Taylor Johnson as Pietro Maximoff - Anon

Ksenia Solo and Tony Regbo - Anon

Ksenia Solo as Kenzi Malikov and Penn Badgley as Joe Goldberg - Anon

Ksenia Solo and Charlie Cox - fishnetsandmagichats

Ksenia Solo as Kenzi Malikov and Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester - Anon

Kim Whalen and Simon Pegg as Scotty, father and daughter - Anon

Kiernan Shipka and Hero Fiennes-Tiffen - Anon

Kiko Mizuhara and Bert McCracken - Anon

Letitia Wright as Shuri and Tom Holland as Peter Parker, best friends au - Anon

Lily Collins as Clary Fray and Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy - Anon

Lily Collins and Charles Melton "If we'd never met, I think I would have known my life wasn't complete, and I would have wandered the world in search of you, even if I didn't know who I was looking for" - meaniebeaniecrackshipper

Lily Collins and Luke Mitchell - Anon

Lily Collins and James and Oliver Phelps - lyah-malek

Lily James and Jessica Chastain - Anon

Lily James and Jessica Chastain - thesound-of-myvoice

Lily James and Jason Momoa as a couple - lyah-malek

Lily Rabe as Misty Day and Chris Wood as Kai Parker - Anon

Lili Reinhart and Daniel Sharman - Anon

Lili Reinhart and Tom Holland - youweremyworstx

Lili Reinhart and Tyler Posey - Anon

Lyndsy Fonseca and Keanu Reeves as John Wick - katrena7

Lyndsy Fonseca and Harry Shum Jr as Magnus Bane - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Emilie Ullerup - lyah-malik

Lyndsy Fonseca and Scott Caan as Danny Williams - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Alex O'Loughlin as Steve Mcgarrett - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Matthew Gray Gubler as Spencer Reid - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Matt Bomer as siblings - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Wilson Bethel - Anon

Lyndsy Fonseca and Robert Downey Jr as siblings - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca (daughter) and Kate Beckinsale as Selene (Mother) - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Lucas Till as Angus MacGyver - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca (daughter) and Tom Ellis as Lucifer (father) - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Dominic Sherwood as siblings - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Gemma Arterton as sisters - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Robert Downey Jr as Tony as siblings (with dialogue) - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Benjamin Stone as Alek Petrov, friends (dialogue)- nanda-kuhner18

Lyndsy Fonseca/India Eisley (Underworld) and Scott Speedman as Michael Corvin x2 - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and person of choice - Lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Tom Holland as Peter Parker (him awkward when meeting her) - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Colin Morgan, modern - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Bradley James, modern Arthur x2 one of Merlin taking her to him - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Tom Holland - Anon

Lyndsy Fonseca and Tyler Hoechlin as Derek Hale - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Zoey Deutch as Rose Hathaway (other gifs but dark hair) - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca as Lyah, Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark and Lexi Rabe as Morgan Stark - lyah-malek

Lucy Boynton and Timothée Chalamet - Anon

Lindsay Morgan and Mark Hamill (young) - Anon

Madelaine Petsch, Vanessa Morgan and Carlson Young (dating Mads but not each other) - Anon

Madelaine Petsch and Michael Clifford with Blue hair - imgettinghighoffhumans

Madelaine Petsch and Bill Skarsgård - bowiesixx

Maisie Williams and Aaron Taylor Johnson as Pietro - strawberrycake-z

Margot Robbie as Annie and Ryan Gosling as K - Anon

Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling as a couple - Anon

Margot Robbie and Ryan Reynolds (action star couple) - nixiestyx

Margot Robbie and Jensen Ackles as a couple - markofdean79

Margot Robbie (not Harley) and Jensen Ackles - Anon

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn and Cillian Murphy as Thomas Shelby - Anon

Maisie Richardson Sellers as Charlie and Paul Wesley - wicked-laugh

Maisie Richardson Sellers and Anna Diop as sisters/friends - wicked-laugh

Maisie Richardson Sellers and Jesse Lee Soffer - wicked-laugh

Maisie Richardson Sellers and Joseph Morgan - wicked-laugh

Maya Hawke and Taron Egerton as siblings - vweasley15

Melissa O'Neil as Lucy Chen and Samuel Caleb Hunt as Mouse - Anon

Melisa Asil Pamuk and Joseph Morgan as Klaus Mikaelson - Anon

Matthew Daddario and Jon Kortajarena, romantic - Anon

Naomi Scott as Maddy, Allison Miller as Skye and Landon Liboiron as Josh with The Walking Dead cast - Anon

Natalie Dormer and Richard Armitage - Anon

Natalie Dormer (blonde), Chris Pine (Jim Kirk), Chris Evans and Eric Christian Olsen as siblings, Natalie and Eric as twins - Anon

Natalie Dormer and Emily Deschanel - Anon

Nina Dobrev as Katherine Pierce and Cameron Monaghan as Jerome Valeska - Anon

Olivia Holt and Cameron Dallas - mysoulmundaneblog

Olivia Wilde and Hugh Dancy - Anon

Olivia Wilde and Michael Fassbender, friends with benefits - Anon

Odette Annable and Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes - alexwit1325

Odette Annable and Joseph Morgan as Klaus Mikaelson - alexwit1325

Odeya Rush and Fionn Whitehead - Anon

Phoebe Tonkin and Keanu Reeves as Constantine - katrena7

Phoebe Tonkin and Skeet Ulrich - Anon

Phoebe Tonkin and Matt Smith, flirty - thatandromedatonks

Phoebe Tonkin and Sendhil Ramamurthy, romantic - Anon

Rachel Taylor and Mitchell Hope as mother and son "They're wrong about us, you know, and if they don't learn that soon, they'll be left in the past" - Anon

Rowan Blanchard as Cleo and Benjamin Wadsworth as Marcus - Anon

Sabrina Carpenter and Brenna D'Amico as Jane - Anon

Sabrina Carpenter and Shawn Mendes - niissaa94

Sarah Bolger and Matthew Gray Gubler (parents) Kiana Lede, Jessica Sula, Willa Fitzgerald, Kat Graham, Cailey Fleming, Grace Fulton (Mary Bromfield) Jovan Armand (Pedro Peña) Asher Angel (Billy Batson) Jack Dylan Grazer (Freddy Freeman) Ian Chen (Eugene Choi) Faithe Herman (Darla Dudley) Jackson A. Dunne (Brandon Breyer) and Erin Moriarty (Annie January) (the kids) - beamusoutkids

Sarah Bolger (Agent Carter) and Scott Grimes (Band of Brothers), 1940s - automaticforthepeople

Sarah Bolger and Tom Hardy (Peaky Blinders) - Anon

Santiago Cabrera and Justin Baldoni - Anon

Sasha Pieterse and Rachel Taylor - Anon

Scarlett Johansson (blonde) and Eric Dane - Anon

Scout Taylor Compton and Evan Peters as Kai Anderson - bowiesixx

Skyler Samuels as Chloe King and Benjamin Stone as Alek Petrov, couple - nanda-kuhner18

Shelley Hennig and Richard Armitage - Anon

Shelley Hennig and Joe Keery - Anon

Sophie Turner and Hayden Christensen - feniah-394

Shawn Mendes as a werewolf from TVD - Anon

Sophia Lillis and Finn Wolfhard - Anon

Skyler Samuels and Sebastian Stan - Anon

Taylor Hickson as Petra and Tom Felton - Anon

Taylor Swift and Chris Evans - Anon

Timothée Chalamet and Maxence Danet-Fauvel - coloursofyourmind

Taissa Farmiga and Chris Evans - Anon

Virginia Gardner and Vanessa Hudgens - misscrystal03

Willow Shields and Alex Lawther, friends - Anon

Zoey Deutch (Vampire Academy to now) and Alex Hogh Anderson (Vikings) - untoldgrace

Zendaya and Dan Stevens - Anon

Pairing of my choice x2 - lyah-malek

#crackship #Crossover #Au #Requests #What a list #Crackship list

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ciceroisthefamilycat · 5 years ago

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I made a masterpost of my stuff last year, so here’s the one for 2019.

Here’s my gif tag, and general creations (including gifs) tag, for the non-curated version.

DCCW

Maya Mia as an adaptation of Mia Dearden

AU: Raya and Joss’ nefarious plan was to be each other’s wingwomen (Raya/Nora, Joslyn/Spencer)

Just gals being pals: Nora & Spencer and Joslyn & Raya

Charlie/Nora West-Allen AU: “Earthly Excesses”

Robert’s burden for Oliver: “Right my wrongs”

Emiko’s lineage

Watchtower Musca theory (incorrect)

Curtis being totally brilliant, badass, and Terrific in 7x05 and 7x15

Dinahsiren Pregnancy Test Manip Graphic

C.N.R.I. Network

Some of the lady cast members being pro-LGBT (non gif; bordering on RPF)

Diggle Extended Family (used future fancast for JJ that was jossed)

Iris telling her speedsters to stop 🦈ing with the timeline (from the S5 blooper reel)

The photos in Kelly Olsen’s apartment

The Side/Ass-Kicking Young Ladies of DCCW (Allegra, Cin, Evie, Jenn, Jesse, Mary, Mia, Mona, Nia, and Nora)

Queen’s Don’t: Emiko and Thea

Parallels

Lauriver: “I don’t want to be on an island anymore”//“You’re important to me”

E-2 Laurel//Mia, conflicting with Dinah

Black Siren and Mia being anti-vigilante in “Emerald Archer”

Lance girls on vigilantes and masks in “Emerald Archer”

E-1 Laurel blaming herself for Tommy’s death // E-2 Laurel blaming herself for E-2 Quentin’s death

Father and daughter goofballs on the Flash S5 blooper reel (Jesse and Candice/ Grant and Jessica)

Oliver introducing Moira//Laurel introducing Nyssa to diner food

Sara in S2 and William in S8, coming out to their dads

Reign and Acrata costume resemblance

E1 Barry and E2 Laurel having hallucinations of deceased parents telling them that they’re heroes, in the eps that aired Nov 26, 2019

Multifandom

DS Siblings: Winchesters, Lances, and Salvatores

A DCCW/TVDU actors’ shared birthdays thread (Twitter)

Melissa Fumero and Katie Cassidy in Gossip Girl together

TVD Verse

The legacy left for the Siphoner Gemini Twins (Sybil and Seline, Jo and Kai, Liv and Luke, Lizzie and Josie)

The ladies (Bonnie, Lexi, Hope, and Katherine) and supernatural dragging/yeeting

Request for Saltzman twins Frozen AU (twitter)

Roswell, NM

“They are, at their very core, killers”

Max watching Liz dance

Pilot: “Nostalgia’s a bitch”

Episode 3: “Tearin’ up my heart”

My fancasting nonsense for Batwoman (and accompanying Twitter thread)

Twitter stuff:

Note to Arrow writers on announcement of “Lost Canary”

Black Siren “She’s just so, so pretty”

Katie Cassidy Rodgers credit

Lauricity Hugs

Curtis with Jeff and Anissa manip (it’s really pixelated, sorry)

Zari Cat

CW Pride Month Graphic

The spirit of Laurel (I accidentally posted a video instead of the gif)

A thread of some of the DCCW ladies singing

Crown of Arrows (from S8 trailer)

Lauriver “I close my eyes and jump… just like you”

Lauriver hugging in 2x22

TimeHex flirting (essentially)

Moira and Oliver at Big Belly Burger

Speedy Canary: “this is so awesome!”

The trio of fathers: Oliver, Rene, and Diggle

A wishlist for the Canaries spin-off (and Reddit post with more details)

Tala Ashe’s influence: new Iranian main characters in CW shows

Anissa and Laurel-2 with purple bird symbols

My unofficial ranking of the DCCW ladies

Some fancasting for S5 of Supergirl

A request for

Matt Dallas to join Arrow as a love interest for William (not my gif though)

Rose McIver to join Roswell in a Tess-esque role

Keahu Kahuanui to join Roswell as a love interest for Kyle

#mine #mygifs

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mxmmon · 6 years ago

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AF Pitch Perfect AU (only 1 & 2 cuz they’re the only ones I’ve seen)

video as reference

vivienne and gabriel as the commentators example dialogue: “I have been called a lot of things, vivienne, but let me add one more - impressed.” “I thought you were gonna say gay”

bardem bellas (cute as shit, maybe a lil old fashioned but they work it all out in the end bc they’re the protags):

elodie - literally hailee steinfeld

calinda - that gal who does the high belts at the crescendo

wednesday - she is LIVING WITH NODES

charlotte - that overtly sexual one with the boobs

annabelle - aubrey-esque, that one who’s got a stuck up her butt but learns to update the team in the end

isla - honestly that cute blonde one who doesn’t get a real line until the second film who said she was there the entire time

kasia - suspiciously quiet gal who beatboxes and says rando shit

treblemakers (cute nerds, whip it bois):

rowan - I GOT THE MAGIC IN ME

jack - honestly bumper’s exact energy

frank - don’t you forget about me

calvin - that one rapper guy

bhari - benji levels of awkward with literally all women

taemin - beatbox realness

das sound machine (not necessarily german, but toight, scathing and terrifyingly attractive and possibly rocking fishnet tank tops at all times - will actually crush you and sponsor volkswagen): anais, elsie, jacqueline, carmen, sebastien, maxim, anatole (eyeliner alone qualifies him)

the tonehangers (sorry acapella is a young persons’ game, boys): arturo, anthony, augustin, geri, malachi

greenbay packers (I looked for a pic of them and only then did I realise they were a sports team idk I thought they were just THICC men hence my choices): valentine, dallas, guillaume, tage

#crack;#with jazz #constantly #this is honestly bullshit #and I raise my hands and say nobody asked for this #but #y'know...

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thelastdancertvshow · 3 years ago

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THE LAST DANCER

10 célébrités issus de tous milieux artistiques et sportifs s’affrontent dans un concours de danse devant un juré composé des plus grandes stars. Chaque semaine, ils vont proposer une ou plusieurs prestations et les téléspectateurs voteront tout au long de l’émission pour soutenir le candidat qu’ils préfèrent. A chaque fin d’émission, deux candidats seront en ballottages et devront livrer une nouvelle prestation. Le candidat qui aura reçu le moins de vote lors de ce duel final sera éliminé de la compétition. A la fin, une des célébrités sera consacrée grand gagnant de la saison.

Membres du jury

Justin Timberlake - Natalie Portman - Ariana Grande - Kate Winslet - Tom Hanks - George Clooney - Nicole Kidman

Présentation

Julia Roberts

Liste des gagnants

Zendaya Saison 01 - Actrice et chanteuse

Jamie Bell Saison 02 - Acteur

Nick Jonas Saison 03 - Chanteur et acteur

Gillian Anderson Saison 04 - Actrice

Nathan Bianchi de Lasteyrie Saison 05 - Acteur et réalisateur

Penélope Cruz Saison 06 - Actrice

Fergie Saison 07 - Chanteuse

Rami Malek Saison 08 - Acteur

Viola Davis Saison 09 - Actrice

Gal Gadot Saison 10 - Actrice

Cody Simpson Saison 11 - Chanteur

Nicole Scherzinger Saison 12 - Chanteuse

Shawn Mendes Saison 13 - Chanteur

Bryce Dallas Howard Saison 14 - Actrice

Ryan Seacrest Saison 15 - Présentateur télé

Margot Robbie Saison 16 - Actrice

Ciara Saison 17 - Chanteuse

Jacob Elordi Saison 18 - Acteur

Toni Collette Saison 19 - Actrice

Aaron Taylor-Johnson Saison 20 - Acteur

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latinabiz · 4 years ago

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Il santo del 30 aprile: Beata Paolina von Mallinckrodt

Beata Paolina von Mallinckrodt La Congregazione delle cause dei santi per il 30 aprile ci ha descritto la figura di Pauline von Mallinckrodt che nacque a Minden, in Germania, il 3 giugno 1817; e già da giovanissima, con alcune amiche, comincia a dedicarsi all'assistenza di bambini, anziani, malati e poveri. La ragazza crebbe nell’ambiente sereno di una famiglia nella quale regnavano amore e stima reciproca, in un clima che non era però del tutto scevro di segreto dolore a causa della diversa confessione dei genitori: la madre, una cattolica devota; il padre, un convinto protestante. Con l’aiuto della grazia si consolidò la fedeltà di Paolina al Signore, mentre rifletteva su questa situazione. Ci fu nella sua giovinezza anche un periodo critico, un tempo di grande tormento, di tanti scrupoli, paure e insicurezze, che ella seppe superare soltanto affidandosi pienamente a Dio in una preghiera profonda e continua. E Dio le era vicino e rischiarava la sua anima con una luce di fede tanto chiara che a ragione si poteva chiamare una particolare “grazia di fede”. In forza di questa nuova visione donata da Dio, ella poteva esclamare: la fede mi ha pervasa in modo così chiaro e deciso che avrei creduto più ad essa che ai miei occhi. La fede fece di Paolina, come ha affermato un testimone, una persona tutta d’un pezzo, chiara e trasparente come la luce e altrettanto semplice, così che ella riconobbe già a diciotto anni con evidente certezza lo scopo della sua vita in una particolare vocazione a Dio. Era una fede consapevole e forte quella con cui seppe sopportare dolori, amarezze e varie prove e che si mostrava nel suo amore totale e incondizionato a Gesù Cristo e a Maria, sua Madre, ai quali ella si abbandonò fiduciosamente. Nella ricerca di Dio e della sua maggior gloria ella crebbe nella grazia, fortificandosi sempre più alle fonti della preghiera in una profonda vita eucaristica. Dal suo amore a Dio scaturì naturalmente e spontaneamente l’amore al prossimo. Con grande tenerezza si dedicò ai bambini ciechi, ai quali voleva donare luce interiore, raggio della luce divina. Per questo servizio compiuto per amore di Cristo fondò la sua congregazione delle Suore della Carità cristiana. Insieme a quei bambini accolse poi altri bisognosi di aiuto; tutti trovarono in lei e nella sua grande opera aiuto, conforto e soprattutto amore. Quest’amore la spinse ad assumere per la sua congregazione anche l’educazione dei giovani: la considerò una vera e propria missione che le esigenze del tempo richiedevano in modo particolare. Audaci furono i progetti della beata; ma ella seppe attendere l’ora di Dio in un riserbo silenzioso e umile. La sua opera crebbe con successo, anche se tra continue lotte e con molte difficoltà. Nel periodo del suo migliore sviluppo venne anche l’ora della tempesta devastatrice: la dura persecuzione sotto le leggi del “Kulturkampf”. Ma anche qui madre Paolina mostrò la sua interiore lealtà alla volontà di Dio e fu pronta ad accogliere profughi e a percorrere la sua Via crucis. Morì il 30 aprile 1881; fu beatificata da Giovanni Paolo II il 14 aprile 1985. Ed ecco la omelia di papa Giovanni Paolo II per la sua beatificazione (Editrice vaticana): SOLENNE BEATIFICAZIONE DELLE SERVE DI DIO PAULINE VON MALLINCKRODT E CATERINA TROIANI OMELIA DI GIOVANNI PAOLO II Domenica, 14 aprile 1985 “Abbiamo contemplato o Dio, le meraviglie del tuo amore!”. 1. È questo il grido di giubilo, che la liturgia pone oggi sulle nostre labbra dinanzi all’opera grandiosa, che il Padre celeste ha compiuto per noi nel suo Figlio diletto, glorificandolo mediante la risurrezione dalla morte! In questi giorni di gioia pasquale abbiamo rivissuto nei segni liturgici e sacramentali la passione-morte-risurrezione del nostro Redentore. Con i fedeli di ogni parte della terra abbiamo proclamato la verità che sta al cuore del cristianesimo: Gesù di Nazaret è risorto per non più morire! Egli vive col Padre e prega incessantemente per la sua Chiesa (Rm 8, 34; Eb 7, 20), comunicandole la propria vita divina. 2. In questa domenica seconda di Pasqua, domenica “in albis”, nella quale sono beatificate due religiose, suor Pauline von Mallinckrodt e suor Caterina Troiani, la liturgia ci invita a una riflessione approfondita, alla luce di Cristo risorto sui fondamenti della nostra fede e sul dovere dell’amore verso il prossimo: due caratteristiche che hanno distinto le nuove beate. L’episodio dell’apparizione di Cristo ai discepoli la sera della risurrezione, con il significativo particolare dell’assenza di Tommaso chiamato Didimo, è come un’illuminante catechesi rivolta alla persona umana, protesa con tutte le proprie facoltà alla ricerca della verità, nel desiderio di farne, se possibile, un’esperienza in qualche modo “tangibile”. Ai condiscepoli che, pieni di gioia, comunicano a Tommaso il grande annuncio: “Abbiamo visto il Signore!”, egli risponde che non è pago della loro testimonianza, e neppure della semplice “visione”; egli, per credere, pretende ed esige non solo di “vedere” il segno dei chiodi, cioè, i segni delle piaghe della crocifissione, ma di “toccarli” con la propria mano. Si direbbe che Gesù accetti la sfida, sgorgata da un atteggiamento di autentica e sofferta ricerca e non solo di autosufficiente sicurezza razionale. Otto giorni dopo, riappare ai discepoli: viene per offrire all’incredulo suo seguace le prove “tangibili” che questi cercava ed esigeva: “Metti qua il tuo dito e guarda le mie mani; stendi la tua mano, e mettila nel mio costato; e non essere più incredulo ma credente!” (Gv 20, 27). Davanti all’“evidenza” del Cristo risorto, che gli si presenta con i segni della sua donazione e del suo amore, Tommaso si arrende e pronuncia la mirabile professione di fede: “Mio Signore e mio Dio!”. Gesù prende atto di tale gesto del discepolo, ma proclama la beatitudine di coloro che “pur non avendo visto, crederanno!”. È la beatitudine riservata a noi, oggi qui presenti, ai milioni e milioni di uomini, donne, giovani, anche fanciulli e fanciulle, che nei secoli si sono inginocchiati e ancor oggi si inginocchiano in adorazione davanti a Cristo, ormai invisibile agli occhi, ma realmente presente nell’Eucaristia, per dirgli con gioiosa commozione: “Mio Signore e mio Dio!”. Con questa fede disarmata, limpida e umile, noi vogliamo accogliere il Cristo risorto, riconoscendone la presenza non solo nella realtà del sacramento, ma anche nella persona dei fratelli e delle sorelle, che si fanno incontro sulla strada della vita. 3. È quanto facevano i cristiani della prima comunità di Gerusalemme, la cui fede si esprimeva in maniera preminente nella “comunione fraterna”. Essi avevano “un cuore solo e un’anima sola e nessuno diceva sua proprietà quello che gli apparteneva, ma ogni cosa era fra loro comune” (At 4, 32). Essi volevano far scomparire le discriminazioni sociali, per formare una vera comunità capace di realizzare autentici rapporti di amicizia e di fraternità, fino alla compartecipazione e alla condivisione libera e liberante dei propri beni materiali. La loro era una fede che “operava per mezzo della carità” (cf. Gal 5, 6). Non fu esperienza che restò confinata ai primi inizi del cristianesimo. Oggi la Chiesa è lieta di poter presentare alla venerazione e all’imitazione dei fedeli due nuove beate, che nella loro vita terrena dettero testimonianza di una fede e di una carità, che possono ben dirsi “ricalcate” sugli esempi della prima generazione cristiana. 4. Die geistliche Botschaft der neuen Seligen Pauline von Mallinckrodt können wir in einem sehr aktuellen und konkreten Lebensprogramm zusammenfassen: vorbehaltlose Christusnachtfolge in unerschütterlichem Glauben; Liebe zu Gott und liebende Hingabe an die Unglücklichsten und Ärmsten um Christi willen. Mutter Pauline von Mallinckrodt war reich an natürlichen Gaben: ein einfaches, freundliches Wesen, Zuversicht und Vertrauen zum Nächsten, Zielstrebigkeit in der Verwirklichung ihrer Vorhaben; beständige Treue zu den Grundenscheidungen ihres Lebens - auch in Prüfungen und größeren Schwierigkeiten - und eine Opfergesinnung, mit der sie sich hochherzig und ohne Vorbehalte an alle zu verschenken suchte. Diese reichen Gaben, die Gott ihr so überaus freigiebig anvertraut hatte, wurden in ihr durch einen tiefen und ausgeprägten Glaubensgeist vollendet. Dieses Gnadengeschenk, das sie in der Taufe empfangen hatte, entwickelte sich wunderbar unter der Anleitung ihrer Mutter und ihrer Lehrerinnen und Lehrer. Sie wuchs in der friedvollen Umgebung einer Familie heran, in der Liebe und gegenseitige Achtung herrschten, in einem Klima, das dennoch nicht ganz frei war von stillem Leiden wegen der unterschiedlichen Konfession der Eltern: die Mutter, eine gläubige Katholikin; der Vater, ein überzeugter Protestant. Mit Hilfe der Gnade festigte sich hierdurch die Treue Paulines zum Herrn, indem sie sich mit dieser Situation auseinandersetzte. Es gab in ihrer Jugend jedoch auch eine kritische Periode, eine Zeit großer Qual voller Skrupel, Ängste und Unsicherheiten, die sie nur dadurch zu überwinden wußte, daß sie sich in tiefem und ständigem Gebet voll und ganz Gott anvertraute. Und Gott war ihr nahe und hellte ihre Seele mit einem solch klaren Glaubenslicht auf, daß es zu Recht eine besondere ”Gnade des Glaubens“ genant werden kann. Kraft dieser neuen gottgegebenen Sicht konnte sie ausrufen: Dieser Glaube durchdrang mich so klar und fest, daß ich ihm mehr als meinen Augen geglaubt hätte (Cfr. Autobiographia). Der Glaube machte aus Pauline, wie ein Zeitgenosse von ihr bezeugt, eine Person aus einem Guß, klar und durchsichtig wie das Licht und ebenso einfach (Cfr. Schlüter), so daß sie bereits mit achtzehn Jahren in eindeutiger Gewiß heit das Ziel ihres Lebens in einer besonderen Berufung Gottes erkannte. Ein bewußter und tapferer Glaube war es, mit dem sie Schmerzen, Bitterkeiten und vielerlei Prüfungen zu ertragen wußte und der sich in ihrer vollen und vorbehaltlosen Liebe zu Jesus Christus und zu seiner Mutter Maria zeigte, denen si sich vertrauensvoll und zuversichtlich überließ. Im Streben nach Gott und seiner größeren Ehre wuchs sie in der Gnade, indem sie sich immer wieder an den Quellen des Gebetes in einem tiefen eucharistischen Leben stärkte. Aus ihrer Liebe zu Gott entsprang natürlich und spontan die Liebe zum Nächsten. Mit aller Zärtlichkeit widmete sie sich den unglücklichen blinden Kindern, denen sie inneres Licht schenken wollte als Strahl des göttlichen Lichtes. Für diesen Liebensdienst um Christi willen gründete sie ihre Kongregation der Schwestern von der Christlichen Liebe. Zusammen mit jenen Kindern nahm sie sich dann noch weiterer Hilfsbedürftigen an; alle fanden in ihr und ihrem großen Werk Hilfe, Trost und vor allem Liebe. Dieselbe Liebe drängte sie dazu, für ihre Kongregation schließlich noch die Unterrichtung der Jugend hinzuzunehmen: Sie hielt diese für eine echte Mission, wie sie von den Erfordernissen der Zeit in besonderem Maße verlangt wurde. Kühn waren die Pläne der Seligen; aber sie wußte in stiller und demütiger Zurückhaltung die Stunde Gottes abzuwarten. Ihr Werk wuchs mit Erfolg, wenn auch unter fortwährendem Ringen und mit vielen Schwierigkeiten. In der Zeit seines besten Wachstums kam zugleich die Stunde eines zerstörerischen Sturmes in der harten Verfolgung unter den Gesetzen des Kulturkampfes. Aber auch hier zeigte Mutter Pauline ihre innere Offenheit für den Willen Gottes und war bereit und fähig, den Prüfungen zu begegnen und ihren Kreuzweg zu gehen. Mutter Pauline ist ein Lebensbeispiel. Der angstvollen Unruhe des modernen Menschen zeigt sie heute einen Weg zu innerem Frieden: mutig und zuversichtlich Gott im leidenden Bruder zu suchen. So ist ihre Botschaft aktuell, wie die Suche nach Gott immer aktuelle ist. 4. Possiamo riassumere il messaggio spirituale della nuova beata Paolina von Mallinckrodt in un programma di vita molto attuale e concreto: sequela di Cristo senza riserve e con una fede incrollabile; amore a Dio e amorevole dedizione ai più infelici e ai più poveri, per amore di Cristo. Madre Paolina von Mallinckrodt era ricca di doti naturali: carattere semplice, gentile, fiducia nel prossimo, tenacia nella realizzazione dei suoi propositi; costante fedeltà alle decisioni di fondo della sua vita - anche nelle prove e nelle difficoltà - e spirito di sacrificio, col quale si donava, generosamente e senza riserve, a tutti. Queste doti preziose, che Dio le aveva affidato così generosamente, furono portate a compimento in lei da un profondo e spiccato spirito di fede. Questo dono di grazia, che ella aveva ricevuto nel Battesimo, si sviluppò in modo mirabile sotto la guida di sua madre e delle sue insegnanti. Ella crebbe nell’ambiente sereno di una famiglia nella quale regnavano amore e stima reciproca, in un clima che non era però del tutto scevro di segreto dolore a causa della diversa confessione dei genitori: la madre, una cattolica devota; il padre, un convinto protestante. Con l’aiuto della grazia si consolidò la fedeltà di Paolina al Signore, mentre rifletteva su questa situazione. Ci fu tuttavia nella sua giovinezza anche un periodo critico, un tempo di grande tormento, di tanti scrupoli, paure e insicurezze, che ella seppe superare soltanto affidandosi pienamente a Dio in una preghiera profonda e continua. E Dio le era vicino e rischiarava la sua anima con una luce di fede tanto chiara che a ragione si poteva chiamare una particolare “grazia di fede”. In forza di questa nuova visione donata da Dio, ella poteva esclamare: la fede mi ha pervasa in modo così chiaro e deciso che avrei creduto più ad essa che ai miei occhi (cf. Autobiografia). La fede fece di Paolina, come affermò un testimone, una persona tutta d’un pezzo, chiara e trasparente come la luce e altrettanto semplice (cf. Schlüter), così che ella riconobbe già a diciotto anni con evidente certezza lo scopo della sua vita in una particolare vocazione a Dio. Era una fede consapevole e forte quella con cui seppe sopportare dolori, amarezze e varie prove e che si mostrava nel suo amore totale e incondizionato a Gesù Cristo e a Maria, sua Madre, ai quali ella si abbandonò fiduciosamente. Nella ricerca di Dio e della sua maggior gloria ella crebbe nella grazia, fortificandosi sempre più alle fonti della preghiera in una profonda vita eucaristica. Dal suo amore a Dio scaturì naturalmente e spontaneamente l’amore al prossimo. Con grande tenerezza si dedicò ai bambini ciechi, ai quali voleva donare luce interiore, raggio della luce divina. Per questo servizio compiuto per amore di Cristo fondò la sua congregazione delle Suore della Carità cristiana. Insieme a quei bambini accolse poi altri bisognosi di aiuto; tutti trovarono in lei e nella sua grande opera aiuto, conforto e soprattutto amore. Quest’amore la spinse ad assumere per la sua congregazione anche l’educazione dei giovani: la considerò una vera e propria missione che le esigenze del tempo richiedevano in modo particolare. Audaci furono i progetti della beata; ma ella seppe attendere l’ora di Dio in un riserbo silenzioso e umile. La sua opera crebbe con successo, anche se tra continue lotte e con molte difficoltà. Nel periodo del suo migliore sviluppo venne anche l’ora della tempesta devastatrice: la dura persecuzione sotto le leggi del “Kulturkampf”. Ma anche qui madre Paolina mostrò la sua interiore lealtà alla volontà di Dio e fu pronta ad accogliere profughi e a percorrere la sua Via crucis. Madre Paolina è un modello di vita. All’inquietudine ansiosa degli uomini moderni ella indica oggi la via alla pace interiore: cercare coraggiosamente e fiduciosamente Dio nel fratello sofferente. Così il suo messaggio è attuale, come sempre è attuale la ricerca di Dio. 5. La fede e la carità brillarono anche nella vita di suor Caterina Troiani, fondatrice dell’istituto delle suore francescane del Cuore Immacolato di Maria. Chiamata dalla Provvidenza a lasciare il monastero delle Clarisse di Ferentino per recarsi con alcune consorelle in Egitto, ove attendere alla formazione umana e cristiana delle fanciulle di quella terra d’oltremare, ella accolse con piena disponibilità il disegno di Dio. Memore del voto, pronunciato nei primi anni di professione religiosa, di “vivere sempre da suddita e nell’oblio”, si dedicò con slancio missionario al nuovo servizio nella città del Cairo. Le stava di fronte un cumulo di miserie e di sofferenze, in cui sembrava rispecchiarsi una sintesi del dolore umano: schiavitù, fame, povertà, abbandono dei neonati e degli ammalati, sfruttamento ed emarginazione. Suor Caterina non si limitò a indicare agli altri quanto doveva essere compiuto in favore di quegli infelici. Come il buon samaritano della parabola evangelica, ella si fermò accanto a ogni fratello e sorella sofferenti nel corpo e nello spirito, porgendo amorevolmente la sua mano benefica e pagando di persona. Verso il prossimo, vittima del dolore, della malattia, della miseria, la sua carità non ebbe mai preclusioni: cattolici, ortodossi, musulmani trovarono in lei accoglienza e aiuto, perché in ogni persona, segnata dal dolore, suor Caterina intravedeva il volto sofferente di Cristo. Non per nulla la piccola suora, più che con il suo nome, era conosciuta come la “madre dei poveri”; e dalle donne del luogo, liberate dalla schiavitù, era chiamata la “mamma bianca”. Nemmeno il rischio della malattia e della stessa morte per contagio fermò l’ardire della carità di suor Caterina: due volte infierì il colera e in tali drammatiche situazioni la beata e le sue consorelle si preoccuparono soltanto di assistere i colpiti dal morbo. Qualcuna di loro pagò con la vita tale servizio di dedizione e di carità. Quando le opere da lei istituite sembravano prosperare in serenità, sopravvenne improvvisa la guerra del 1882, che parve travolgere tutto. Anche in tale circostanza emersero la fede luminosa, la fortezza indomita, la carità ardente della beata. Con incrollabile speranza nella Provvidenza, essa continuò a comportarsi in ogni circostanza secondo il principio a lei caro: “Diffidenza verso se stessi, fiducia in Dio”. La beata Caterina Troiani si è inserita nel servizio della Chiesa con uno stile proprio: quale attenta e fedele discepola di santa Chiara e di San Francesco d’Assisi, riuscì a unire in se stessa la vita contemplativa dell’una con l’apostolato itinerante dell’altro. Fu missionaria in clausura e contemplativa in missione, nella piena e totale dedizione al Signore e ai fratelli. 6. “Abbiamo contemplato, o Dio, le meraviglie del tuo amore!”. Alla luce degli esempi lasciateci dalle due beate, possiamo in verità affermare di aver contemplato le meraviglie che Dio continua ad operare, in particolare nelle anime aperte e docili alla sua grazia. La beata Paolina di Mallinckrodt e la beata Caterina Troiani ci siano di guida e di sprone perché nel nostro quotidiano itinerario diamo, come loro, una coerente testimonianza di fede e di carità. Amen! Read the full article

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do uhhhhhh all the identity asks

how the hell am I supposed to do that if I don’t have an identity?

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?- read HOTPS. watch the Breakfast Club. listen to the Heathers musical soundtrack or to my bpd playlist.

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?- SE Hinton, at least when she was younger. I feel understood when I read her books. Everything makes sense. For once, I’m not crazy. Quite the opposite actually; I fit right in.

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.- The Outsiders — Dallas Winston - the Breakfast Club — Allison Reynolds - Impractical Jokers — Joe Gatto (but he’s real??)- Supernatural — Dean Winchester - Heathers — I wish it was Veronica but I think it’s really JD.

do you like your name? is there another name you think would fit you better?- my real name is Ashley and I do like it, but there’s a reason I go by Britt online. no, not just cause 12 year old me was paranoid that stalkers would find her but rather, it gives me a sense of freedom. I almost feel like it’s a clean slate, even though Britt acts just like Ashley- I also love the name of my character in my novel, Katie Curtis-Mellinger. it might not fight right now but by the time I die, it will. probably in more ways than I’d like it to….

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?- dang. this is a good one. - my main point in HOTPS is that we’re all human. we were born to love and to be loved. to be human is to feel: cry, laugh, love, talk, get angry, be happy. it’s in our nature.- but man. see, I would like to say I’m a human doing but that means I’m my good deeds and sins. so if one sin an one good deed cancel out, do I cancel out to be average? I don’t know

are you religious/spiritual?- I am. I’m a not-so-practicing Seventh-Day Adventist. If I’m being perfectly honest, I’m at a point where I truly only care about Jesus.- I actually don’t even like the label ‘Christian’ because of how other people with that same title act. I’m a follower of Christ and I get it means the same thing but I follow what Jesus says. - He told us to love others, to love each other the way God loves us: unconditionally. We shouldn’t judge others; actually, the way we judge others is how God’s gonna judge us so….

do you care about your ethnicity?- kinda?? I only bring up that I’m Italian when I need to defend my appetite, my volume or why I talk with my hands

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?- at the moment, Green Day. I’m angry and I hate the government and all its corruptness. I want it to change for the better. I want human beings to be treated like human beings. I want a government that can earn my respect, I’m sick of giving it away because it’s “the polite thing to do.”

are you an artist?- writing is a form of art, right?

do you have a creed?- lately, it’s been praying for the ones I hate. like this kid in my class is a complete asshat. he’s bigoted in every way. racist, homophobic and sexist and more. he’s horrible.- but I’ve been praying for him. and he’s been nicer to me. he’s keeping his mouth shut more often. so it’s a win-win.

describe your ideal day.- there’s lots of ideal days- a day at Camp with my newly made friends (and old friends) where we talk about memes, make our own memes, hike the mountain and eat Tin Foil Dinners. it sounds perfect. - but a day at the beach is also perfect. bike riding all morning and going to the shops in town. I would love to buy whatever I wanted and not care about the price. swimming in the ocean, nearly drowning in salt water. I love it- but a day at an amusement park sounds perfect, too. riding roller coasters, talking to Tyler at the water slide, singing Shake It Off on Demon Drop while Shane says “my shoe fell off.” stupidity but perfection. and let’s finish the night off with a 5sos concert. and I’ll meet Jack Hemmings - honestly, a stress free day is ideal

dog person or cat person?- I love cats but I’m a dog person - but I’m morphing into a cat person. Nicki, man…. she knows how to get me all cuddly and just wanting to drink hot chocolate while it’s raining or something

inside or outdoors?- see I love both- I love camping and the fresh air and running around bare foot in grass - but I also love wifi, blankets and my bed so

are you a musician?- wow I wish

five most influential books over your lifetime.- the Outsiders- Rumble Fish- Just Listen- that’s it

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?- hell no. ask me about my HOTPS AUs. seriously. nearly everything in life is impacted by epigenetics ask me about that too

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?- yeah. I try to act like I do in real life and be honest with others

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?- I regret never getting into Harry Potter but I admire Heromine immensely - but to answer your question, everyone tells me I’d be a Hufflepuff

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?- Neverland

do you love easily?- is the Pope Catholic

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.- day dream - eat- watch YouTube videos, movies or tv shows- write - sing

how often would you want to see your family every year?- who are we talking about here?- I wanna see my mom every day- but I could die happy if I never saw my Mellinger cousins again

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?- yeah several times - one time, Sam texted me “get chocolate milk” the exact second I went to reach for it. keep in mind, she lives 350 miles away- another time, I was in an accident across the state and my mom woke up, crying, not sure why she was so sad but she felt horrible. it was at the same time I was crying, whimpering for my momma

could you live as a hermit?- hell no. I need human interaction in order to function

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?- I guess I’m cisgender? Let’s not get into that….- I’m technically pansexual. I like guys, gals and non-binary pals. If you’re human, I’ll find you cute- But I like the label bisexual more. I don’t know why, I just do.

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?- if the real me is a fat blonde who lives in hoodies, jeans and flannels cause she’s gay and insecure than…..I don’t wanna be the “real me”

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?- it really depends on my mood and I know that’s a shitty answer but I could have the patience of a saint one day and be ready to kill someone because they’re breathing too loudly the next. sometimes even the ones I love the most can annoy the hell outta me

three songs that you connect with right now.- I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Fat- Michael in the Bathroom - Fight For Me

pick one of your favorite quotes.- “To prove God’s love. I have to give everything — nothing held back — so they will know.” Jesus, 1999. the movie, not the person.

#not really my face but oh well #about me

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Feel like he also pulled away from Caleb and mason & amelia were so so confused

Caleb just wanted to play cars with his favourite uncle but Jake kept on brushing the boy off “I’m scared.” Charlotte sobbed to the couple as she had told them that she was pregnant and couldn’t tell Jake whilst he was acting like this “look if he doesn’t want this kid you know you will never be alone.” Amelia promised as Mason nodded from where he sat next to the sobbing girl.

He wrapped his arm around Charlottes shoulders “besides we like you too much to let you raise it alone.” Mason kissed the top of her head.

#oettinger x Crosby sister au!#anons talk aus #the Dallas gals aus

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Texte 317 - 3000 Bucks, dude!

23/2/20 Palm Springs _ Aaron est venu me chercher à Hollywood Hills avec sa Dodge Motorhome, il ne m’avait jamais vue dans mon état normal, il m’a traitée de « real me » : « The Real You! » qu’il s’est écrié au milieu de la rue, yeux écarquillés cherchant à reconnaître La Bambina tout en chargeant ma valise de 23 kilos. Sa Dodge Motorhome est intéressante, elle a une sacrée gueule « 3000 Bucks » il m’a dit qu’il l’a payée, le « dude » 20 litres au 100 que ça bouffe cet animal Pas de ceinture de sécurité C’est perturbant Durant les deux heures de route, je me suis vue plusieurs fois éjectée du véhicule tête en avant, pare-brise ensanglanté, ultime performance, The End À cette vision morbide je renvoyais au monde réel par delà les vitres du véhicule un sourire émerveillé et niais comme pour conjurer le sort Si je crève comme ça, sur « feu Route 66 », ben ma foi j’aurais quand même vécu un beau panel de trucs, comblant un certain nombre de mes curiosités Bien arrivée à Palm Springs pour performer à la Modernism Week du 20 au 23 février J’ai fait Francine of the Desert dès le premier après-midi qu’on est arrivés à Palm Springs Une mémé handicapée à qui j’ai tenu la porte en quittant le Palm Springs Art Museum, éblouie par ma robe héritée de ma mère, elle même l’ayant héritée de sa mère, m’a souhaitée une longue vie. Elle a insisté, en me souhaitant que j’aie une longue, très longue, très très longue vie. Étrange scène me confirmant ma conviction que je ne vivrai pas longtemps Je ne lui ai pas fait part de mes doutes concernant ma durée de vie, à elle mourante sur un trotteur. Le lendemain j’ai rejoué Francine of the Desert Elle s’est retrouvée au volant d’une Cadillac de 1959, elle a ouvert un frigo immense, elle s’est reposée au bord d’une piscine, elle a dansé, elle a marché, elle s’est donnée en spectacle pour mon plus grand plaisir Aaron a été content des « footages » Le soir j’ai dégainé La Bambina, j’avais besoin de faire l’unanimité Les blondes ne font pas l’unanimité, Suspectes de je ne sais quoi Encore un mystère à percer La Bambina capte l’attention de tout le monde, comme d’hab’ L’animal que je suis au dessous d’elle savoure ces instants Je suis suffisamment prétentieuse pour les vivre comme des moments de gloire et de grand accomplissement artistique La Bambina danse sur le trottoir avec ses nouveaux amis enthousiastes et insouciants sur lesquels le temps coule comme une succession de caresses, du soleil puis de la lune, puis du soleil, puis de la lune... La Bambina est remerciée par le public qui la voit à 50 mètres alentours, les clients des restaurants sortent pour la voir, la saluent, la filment, et les musiciens lui offrent leur CD pour sa prestation Le lendemain j’incarne Barbara from Dallas, si je l’ai créée corporellement, c’est Aaron qu’il l’a identifiée, il a défini ses qualités, sa profession, son histoire, son état d’esprit Très intéressant de sculpter un personnage à deux cerveaux Il a dit « Barbara from Dallas, Texas » Puis j’ai répété plusieurs fois, « Barbara from Dallas, Texas » émerveillée en train de faire des selfies dans sa Dodge Motorhome Mon cœur palpitait face à ce nouveau personnage « Barbara from Dallas, Texas! » Alors il a dit : - Barbara from Dallas! That’s all! - Oh! I like from Dallas Texas, ca claque bien Il a dit : - No! Barbara from Dallas! It is better! J’ai dit ok! C’est lui l’américain, il sait mieux ce genre de trucs. Pour lui elle est fan d’équitation et de ses chevaux en particulier, elle a épousé un riche propriétaire, récemment décédé, duquel elle a hérité une fortune qui lui permet de voyager Elle fait la promotion de son cheptel en clamant son amour pour les chevaux Les gestes de ce personnage créent une danse très drôle que j’aimerais jouer souvent Ce sont des postures qui font rire Et moi j’aime faire rire Alors j’ai gambadé partout en faisant le cheval avec mon corps, mes cheveux et mes mains, et ma voix Courir dans la poussière et sous le soleil de Palm Springs, je me suis sentie vivre follement The Misfits à moi toute seule! Les Désaxés, j’en suis! Marilyn Monroe, Clark Gable and Montgomery Clift en moi pour jouer à être Barbara from Dallas Être filmée et encouragée par un autre artiste, extérieur à mon environnement habituel de travail, c’est très stimulant. Faut dire que ce mec bosse beaucoup aussi Le lendemain je dégaine à nouveau La Bambina dans une robe vintage dégottée vers 1996 chez Groucho à Toulouse Aaron me filme et apprécie mes délires instinctifs face aux architectures, aux humains, aux bagnoles, aux objets ou encore aux cactus J’assiste à des talks sur le design, l’architecture et la mode en sirotant du vin Le public rit aux blagues des différents intervenants sur l’American Way of Life with love. J’aime ça Sentir ce qui lie ces gens, comprendre de manière abstraite ce lien, sans comprendre avec précision ce qui est dit Mais ça me plaît de m’imaginer comprendre, et de m’imaginer faire partie de cette communauté Le lendemain, au bout de moi-même Tous mes fils internes tendus, prêts à rompre, j’ai fait l’Artiste à l’International Aaron m’a demandé son prénom « The International Artist! That’s all! » « Ok! Cool! » qu’il m’a répondu, en ajoutant qu’il n’y a pas toujours besoin d’un prénom, avec un petit air dubitatif tout de même L’Artiste à l’International m’a fait boire une bière, puis du vin blanc, elle m’a fait essayer des lunettes à 600$, elle aurait voulu que je les lui achète, puis elle a essayé des chapeaux, elle les voulait tous. Je lui ai pris les moins chers, j’en ai eu pour « 40 Bucks, gal’ ». Puis elle m’a fait essayer un manteau sublime à poils longs et rouges. Le prix? 2500 Bucks, dude! Elle m’a tourné autour comme si j’allais céder 2500 Bucks, gal’! Hou-hou! Elle a regardé le manteau, s’est replongée dedans, s’est caressée le caressant comme un animal, puis l’a remis sur cintre, dos voûté, tête baissée, puis face au miroir elle m’a réclamé à boire pour compenser Aaron m’a semblé très satisfait du travail effectué durant ces quatre jours. Dans sa Dodge Motorhome, on a fait le chemin du retour Nuit noire Éclairée par les incalculables voitures qui filent et doublent non stop par la gauche et par la droite sur les 10 voix de la l-10 ancienne Route 66 Éclairée par les bordures de routes dédiées aux zones industrielles où errent des formes humaines esseulées poussant des chariots. Depuis la l-10, ces errants mesurent 2 millimètres mais je devine leurs visages Ces errant-e-s ne sont même plus tristes, ils encaissent le temps qui coule sur eux comme le flot de voitures Continuer à vivre malgré tout

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Per Aspera ad Astra

Latin -�� Through hardship to the stars...”

I’ve..

- Sized up the Amazon and hopped ships from Colombia into Brazil exploring the beauty of a simpler life and admired how differently people live (We city people have no idea)...

- Lived illegally in Brazil and almost became a resident thanks to Lula offering amnesty

-Snowboarded the French Alps and Purenees (& tore my rotator cuff when my board skipped on a rock at the bottom of a black diamond)

-Worked as an international courier to deliver motherboards twice to Guadalajara City, and film reels to Vienna for the Last Samurai- so healthy to get out!

- Flipped airbnbs for friends in Williamsburg & Bedstuy, and painted apts in Harlem and Bushwick when i was “freelancing”...

- Lived in a 3000SF loft in one of the last affordable live-work spaces in the Downtown LA Arts District that should have been landmarked- where we paid less than $1/SF- but were then subjects to Eminent Domain thanks to the City of Los Angeles and the monster machine of gentrification severing off our end of the building, widening the 1st street bridge so as to incorporate a lightrail- where my bedroom, kitchen and bathroom use to be

- Received a $500 tip and a glass of Cristal Champagne- and could almost pay my rent after working that night in Hollywood

- Jumped on a last minute light to Miami to deliver missing hardware (screws) for an installation project that needed to be finished b/c FedEX wasn’t working over the weekend- but got to visit my aunt & uncle for 3 days

- Sold a 5 ft. schooner ship sculpture I built from parts from 3 disassembled pianos (Wurlitzer & Steinway), which paid for January rent in a Bushwick loft and my trip back to LA to deliver to an inspiring collector.

- Drove from Dallas to LA straight in under 24 hours 4x- even breaking down on one of those trips only to be towed by twin brothers who helped replace my timing belt and got me back on the road to make it under 24 hrs. There ARE kind people out there!

-Drove from Denver to NY in under 24 hours only to arrive for my move and to watch the 2009 World Cup Final- Spain beat the Netherlands! Who needs sleep?! Naps are the best!

- Trekked the Salkentay trail for 5 days to climb Macchu Pichu & not only looked like a spotted cow (severely sunburnt & peeling in the face) but a map of constellations due to the 50+ bug bite trail left on me. All despite, what a TRIP!

- Volunteered at a school in Port-Au-Prince for 6 weeks only to understand how complex Haiti’s history, how so many live piled up in camps with no hope, children going hungry unless they make it to school, and how there’s discrimination even between shades of color / “blackness”

- Moved 3x in 5 months while in crutches due to a horrible soccer injury (nightmare) and resorted to messing around with graphic design and designing fake album covers in my sedentary stage- only finding a depressing job at a non-profit in Chelsea scanning medical documents of disabled children. Eye-opening to be temporary disabled working for the disabled.

- Climbed part of the Great Wall with both my parents (!!!) after talking about for more than 2 decades- Hello dreams!

- Watched my very sick pitbull/boxer Einstein slip off a chair, vomit blood, slip in it from exhaustion, and have a heart attack while my cat Zen intensely meowed and circled the scene. #HORRIBLE

- Worked as someone’s personal driver for 2 months driving them around in a Porsche Panamera 2015 ( It was 2014, and I realized I know more about sports injuries than I do about sports cars...and am more of an SUV/mobile locker kind of gal)

- Formally said goodbye to my grandmother - perhaps the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. First it was the walker, then the portable toilet, the hospital bed, the wheel chair, the oxygen tank, creating an excel spreadsheet to organize her medication, and then writing her eulogy. They don’t make grandmas the way they use to.

-Fallen asleep on the train only to have my bag stolen with my laptop, external hard drive, camera and watch- only to get my laptop back (which no longer resembled mine) but working with an NYPD and Lowjack investnro- and informing them I had figured out that the IP address showing up thru Dropbox could be googled to locate the one of 2 addresses/buildings where my computer was being held hostage. Turns out the kid had bought the laptop from someone in Union Square- who needed $ for a suit to attend a job interview. My laptop was full of WIP cover letters...

- Been attacked by a guy with a knife in Bogota the night Obama won the election ( My English friend was more afraid I was going to be the #~!@#! out of the guy. I had thankfully just trained with an El Salvadorean boxing coach for 3 months only cuz my neighbor was dating him. He was also already training his son.

- Helped a lovely Russian lady with stage 4 cancer find an apartment rental in Bedstuy. She reminded me of my adopted Russian grandmother Helen (who spoke Chinese). It wasn’t easy jumping thru so many hoops, The lease signing was conducted bedside in a a Park Slope brownstone where her daughter had years before apprenticed with a painter. She had also just shaved her head. Stella invited me over for dinner twice while her daughter was visiting from London. Sadly, 3 months into her lease the Landlord wanted to sell the brownstone, so there were difficulties. I tried to visit, but saw her thru the window sleeping. 2 weeks after minimal & delayed responses and a text of “I’m dying”, the Listing Agent called me to give his condolences and to inform me she had passed. )o: #RIPDearStella

- Met a musician at a wine bar I was working at in Fort Greene, whom I later recommended to an Argentinian multi-instrumentalist to secure a collaboration and help produce a music video! (Scenes on Hancock St- behind where I lived, and recruiting my boss’ kids seen playing on the sidewalk, and a Turkish taxi driver friend’s friend #HELLOPOTENTIAL #JAZZHOP <<<”Cause there ain’t no stopping us...”

“Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.” - Emily Dickinson

#MeasureYourWingspan #GoBigOrGoHome #Flotsam&Jetsam

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